Dad's on Date. We would like to draw your attention to the fact that the following content is made up of humorous adult material and as intended for immature not easily triggered audience. You have been warned they don't. Yeah, did you know that in Hawaii it's illegal to laugh out loud? Really? You got to keep it to a low hammmmmmm. I bet that joke gets you laid a lot, a lot, a lot so much you could hang loose. Got it? All right? Well that's not spam. So do you
like spam? Yeah? Yeah, I do, I do, I have. I don't like it right out of the can. But if you take spam and throw it in a little frying pan, okay, and then on some bread with miracle whip and Colby Jack cheese after you fry, the spam really good. And I like the spam with Sebee as you know, hinted
towards the joke. So yeah, I don't mind spam though. Yeah, I've heard that spam is a lot like pork roll or Taylor ham or Taylor Ham, pork roll, whatever the fuck you want to call it, Yeah, wherever you are, but it's a it's an East Coast thing and it's basically just a tube of it's a tube of meat. It's a two of pork meat. Yeah, hence the name right. Well, I got when COVID was like just ramping up. I went to Sam's Club and just bought a bunch of shit, like you know, chicken, like canned chicken,
cantun and all that Shitay. I bought two packs of spam, so there was twelve containers of spam in each pack. Jesus. I think the expiration on it was like twenty twenty six, that sounds about right. And I bought this in like March of twenty twenty like before before you know how we were kind of delayed, like the big cities like hit New York, you hit La and then like then then it trickles to the big cities and then you know, it takes a while to get to us before shits starting to
like run out at stores yep. So but I saw it coming and I was like, I'm just gonna go to sam scoff and stock up on a bunch of food, like canned food, just in case it was weird when that shit hit us. I think I've taken two cans of those spam out, so I still have twenty two cansa my pantry. The next time we do a barbecue, what you should do is just not say anything and just make like a loaf of all spam and try and smoke it. See what happens. See what happens? Yeah, we could. You can tell us.
You tell aj at least that it's the fucking uh make ribs. There's just the bonus ribs. See if you notices, my mind's just spinning here. I'm like, Okay, if I took it home and mashed it together, and you're telling them I made smoked meat loaf, yeah, and throw some barbecue saus on, it might be really good. Yeah, yeah, it could be. I mean if you seasoned it right right and added some maybe some bread crumbs or do you have breadcrumbst yout me love French onions.
French onions, that's right. We talked about that. Yeah yeah, yeah, but yeah forever as bread cumbs, bread crumbs, and then we found a recipe that said French onions, so we've made it that way ever since. I don't want to try it flavor, you know, because bread crumbs don't yield flavor. No, They're just to keep it together. That's it. I will say, though, when it comes to bread crumbs, not that it's the same thing. One of my all time like go to favorite
like stupid meals is shake and baked pork chops. Oh dude, I haven't had those in so long. They hit every time in all the time when I was a kid. Used to make shaking baked chicken. Shaking baked pork chops all the time when I was a kid, breaded pork chop, breaded cutlets, chicken cutlets, bread pork cutlored. Dude, Yeah, I haven't had that in so long. I do do the breaded? You do? Do I do? Do I do? Do the do do that? We do that? You do? You do do that? That actually brings me
back to the food poisoning that I got for minut and out. You know what's funny is I totally forgot you told me about that, and I think it was their no Wednesday and Wednesday weird creeping for you in and out No summer text me. Elias had to work day shift and the evening swim so he does his like uh pet that he has to do is swimming. He has to do so many laps every week as part of their pet as a
lifeguard. So on days where he's got a double shift, he just stays and does his pete and then had order his door dash instead of coming home and going back right. That's so she text me, and it was a rough day and she was like, I'm not making anything. We're either having leftovers or you can stop for in and out and I was just like okay, And then on my way home, I decided last minute to turn and go to in and out And then was when I got home, I'm like,
oh fuck, I hope I don't get food poisoning for this. You see my right, it would have hit yes as four days it goes it it it was. It was weird because I've never gotten food poisoning for a minute out ever, and it's that was kind of one of those things. It just kind of came out of nowhere, and I mean I haven't had in and out in months. And we decided last minute just saying kind of same thing, let's just go do it. Like we neither neither one of
us wanted to cook. The kids wanted hamburgers was an easy choice. Yeah, cut to you know me shitting my absolute fucking brains out for a day and a half. Like it got so it got so bad that I I literally cut up a block of cheese, like one of the two pound blocks of cheese and just started eating that thing left and right to try and get ahead of the game. So which ended up backfiring because then I had a log the size of my fucking arm trying to come out of my ass.
They said health and I was dehydrated. They say that one bowel movement day that's the size of your forearm is a healthy uh intestinal till that's my asshole? Yeah, I'm like, I ain't gay. Can we split it up into three ships equal? That? Does that count? Like if we count my ships during a day, does that matter? Or are you saying it has to be one? Because if it has to be one, I'm not. I don't have it in a healthy intestinal system. Nope, I will
never So funny story my daughter does though, fact healthy. Yeah, it's weird about kids. Kids will do that, you know what I mean. Kids. When he was little took the biggest ships I've ever seen in my life. I'm like, how d Yeah, yeah, how Ryan's little brother, Robbie actually called a room full of people into the bathroom to look at his ship because it was the size of an anaconda. Those are his words, not not like, not ours like, those are his words, like
look at this ant con and toilet. Yeah, and then it was huge. It was sticking up, it was sticking up. It was yeah, you gotta look. Yeah, but the best ship, the best ship was uh, and I'm gonna he's not listening. So my buddy Leoh who lives in Texas, he came out to go to Comic Con with me and Ryan and a couple of other friends when we were going back way back when, and uh. He gets the plane and he's like, hey, look I
got a problem. Guys, like I haven't shit in a couple days and real sorry, but at some point it's gonna come out, and it's probably gonna fuck up the bathroom. So just heads up and we're like, all right, no big deal, right, it is what it is. Well go that night, dude still doesn't. It still doesn't go. The next morning he wakes up, he's like, I'm done with this. It hurts my stomach. I'm in pain, Like I need to shit. He goes
and gets some laxatives, takes takes the recommended dose. Okay, okay, starts off nice and easy, goes that entire day and still doesn't shit Jesus lax it if didn't even touch him right. Wakes up the next morning. He actually woke up in the middle of the night pissed off because his stomach hurts so bad. He's like, fuck, this takes more. Midway through the day, it kicks in, and I kid you not, if you've ever heard a grown man howl out of pain in the bathroom, you will
know true pain, Like fuck your pregnancy. Bullshit. This had to have fucking hurt. He's screaming, I think need to call me a hospital. You take me a hospital. He gets done, He gets done. He saved every ounce of shit. He didn't flush a single fucking ounce down, just to show us. It was gnarly. You couldn't see water, you couldn't see bull it was. It was such an asinine amount of crap. But the fact that he waited, He sat there and put poo on top
of poo on top of poof for like four hours. Dude, he was in the bathroom like four hours straight. It was great. It was fucking great. Yeah, well, speaking of an asenine amount of crap this Dad's on DayQuil episode. I'm know I'm del uh So other than that, how's your week, hot man? The work has been brutal, dude, work has been brutal. We have that record highs here in Arizona and on the eastern part of California where I work. We it got so hot that the
windshow wipers on my work truck melted to the window. It got so hot that I have a seer mark on my back where my shirt rode up and my seat belt touched my back. It it was yeah, you could be like your ancestors. Now, yeah, well it's not a number, no, but you're branded. Well, it's not a star either, so it's different. It's more like a cattle prod. So I'm not it's less like the slaves and more like I mean, are less like the Jews and more like the slaves. Okay, yeah, sure, I mean guess anyway,
so it's hot. I saw I've seen pictures on social media of people we have met through podcasting, and I'm not going to discount their heat because I'm sure it is bizarro for them, and it is hot for them. But when I see a picture and they're like, my god, we're gonna die and it's like peak temp and it's one oh four, and I'm like, ah, that's that's seven am here right now. Yeah. So so yesterday, yesterday, when I got to work at five twenty something, it was
already one oh eight yep. The sun wasn't even over the mountain yep. And it was one oh eight. Ye We got we got to we got to the noon mark, and where I was standing, it was one hundred and thirty six degrees at noon. You still have four to five hours of heat to go to go, like we we actually decided they made they made the smart choice. Some of them didn't want to make the choice, but our uppers said, hey, it's now a safety hazard, go ahead and
shut down. And we shut down about twelve thirty. And uh, it was fucking brutal. Like I mean, I've worked in some pretty gnarly shit, but yeah, when we if we had kept going, someone probably would have dropped. When I left work yesterday, I stopped at Sam's Club, I get out in my car, put the stuff in my car, start
heading up the hill to come home. I watched my temperature when I get my car because it hadn't fully registered yet because I can't I get to bark in a garage at work, which is nice, which is nice, right, So it hadn't even when I went to Sam's Club winning and got my shait got out, it hadn't fully registered yet. So as I'm going up the hill, it's like one o eight and I looked down one ten, I looked down, one twelve. I looked down one sixteen. I looked
down. Eventually it stopped at one twenty two because I got high enough that it came back down, back down. Yeah, but the lowest it got was when I got home, which was one o eight. Yeah, and that's a hot kid here. Oh yeah, we so we did just today we went down to the farmers market thing downtown and uh we were there about ten thirty ten forty five ish. Ye, it was already one oh five. Like that's hot for Kingman. That was super hot for Kingman. It
felt nice to me. But yeah, it's a break because yeah, because all week the lowest I've seen all week was excuse me, the lowest I've seen all week for a high anyway, because obviously like I said, it's been starting over probably like one eighteen. Yeah, it was one eighteen. Yeah, that's the lowest I've seen for a high. And that was that was early in the week. That was Monday. Ever since Monday, it's
just been slowly gradually just going on and going. And where you guys are too, it sucks because you have the river real close by, so you get the mugginess mixed in with your heat. Yeah, whereas like where I work, Yeah, I'm inside, but it's just I mean, the river's not far off, but it's not it's just it's not very human. So but you guys get a little bit more humidity where you're at. Yeah. The difference between you and us is you'll probably end up bottoming out at like
five to ten percent humidity, right. We bottom out at like twenty, right, which is enough to make it sweaty. Oh yeah, it's not enough to make you like feel the humidity, but it's enough to It takes about forty it's enough to make you sweat even more so as you're working,
sweats pouring down your face and then the winds blowing against you. Because we had probably about fo or five mile on hour winds all week, so literally felt like a fucking convection of him, Like I felt my ancestors standing next to me all m h, yeah makes sense. Yeah, it was fucking Burke. Dude. We you we you couldn't. You couldn't put tools outside at all, like even in the shade it was so hot. Yeah.
Yeah, And I don't know. I my my recommendation was that we uh that we shut down early every day, because I had said it at the end of last week because I kind of pay attention to the weather. It's part of my job to pay attention to the weather. So I warned everybody last week that this was coming, and nobody really took it seriously. So but they, I mean, they felt it this week. And the good part about this for Arizona is whenever we do that and then we have these
super low spikes like we're going to on Monday. So Monday's supposed to drop back down like ten degrees, right, that's when the monsoons kick in. Yep. So I expect by the end of the next week we'll get some weather and some some pretty gnarly monsoons, which I love. That is my favorite part of our season. I hate driving in it. I love having
it, yeah, but I hate driving it. I feel better now that I have more of a full sedan style car that has better traction and stuff versus a like hatchback with a turbo And like I'm just like, dude, like a fucking a sprinkle will wipe me off the fucking road right whereas in my car. But and I've had it a couple of times. When we moved in to our house in twenty nineteen, you guys were already loading the U haul and I I was late because I had to stop twice in Golden
Valley because of the monsoon. Like it could not see, like you could just feel the wind, couldn't see. And I'm like, if I stay on the sad and hit something. So I got off the road and then went and then it happened again, and then eventually I was just like, fuck it, I'm going And last year I had just last year was a big year for monsoons around here, you know, So I'm expecting this year is not gonna be as bad. It'll be as bad, maybe it'll be
as bad. Maybe so the fact that our global warming, that's a different issue. But no, just kidding. Yeah, it'll be as bad. Reason why it'll be as bad is because the hurricanes that are coming off the East Coast are supposed to be the worst that they've seen in four or five years. So when that happens, it pushes all that weather towards us into the golf up the golf up our ass. You yeah, going to buy it. It's gonna look like a fucking Pixar movie, that's true. Have
they done a weather Pixar movie? I guess that Elementals movie? Or was that DreamWorks? I think the newest one that just came out, right, dream Works. I don't have to look it up. I'd have to look it up as well. But yeah, we were we were watching something the other day with Ellie. I didn't really have anything this week. It was pretty bland, I mean, you know whatever. But yeah, I took my son for a physical today for a sports and then we had to go
get new shoes. Do they do a hernia test for him? No? No, no, no, not yet, right, not at all. They don't do They don't do that. They don't do the bendover cough.
Not until he's in college, right, not until he's not to the next level maybe maybe Yeah, I don't know, but yeah, we had to go in and he does like you know, blood pressure, you know, oxygen, height, weight, vision, and then they do like a they do it like muscles, musk, musco skeletal tests where they'll like, you know, hold his forearms up, resistance push, pull feet, push pole like legs, pushbowl, stuff like that, and then they I thought it
was funny, but I guess it makes sense. They're like, Okay, now walk to me and then turn around and walk back. So they're like, just I guess posture, you know, stuff like that. Yeah, it's to see if it's to see if your your legs have any bowdeness in them, and it's also to check to see if you slouch in the way you slouch, so it's for your spine and your knees. Yeah, yeah, I was. I was half hoping it was gonna happen. It didn't. But when the the the dude doing the actual physical at the end,
he was like, do wheur glasses or contacts? It's like no, and he's like, do you have any problems with hearing? I was waiting for him just going what like because he's not paying attention I'm like, please God, don't please God. He was like, no, no, I don't. It's funny. Yeah, hey, at least he didn't Papa boner while he's doing it. That's true. I mean at that age, it's uncontrollable.
Yeah, fucking my age. No, But when you think about when you were a team, Yeah, you could be in class literally paying attention to the teacher, to the teacher, male teacher, and then next thing you know, you're like, oh shit, please don't call me. You're straight as an arrow. You got some butch mail teacher up there. Yeah, you're you're where your math teacher is your football teacher, you know, or your football your football coach. Yeah, and you're fucking raging, and
you're raging. It's uncontrollable. It's up, it's down, it's down. Or you could be like me and start watching porn while you're waiting for your doctor to come back to you while you're doing your work physical and then he comes in and he's like, hey, all right, it's time to do your hernia test. And you go ahead and pull your pants down and you're sporting like a three quarter because you got done watching a video. You're ridiculous. Yeah, so you pull your pants down and he just gives you this
look like fucking really really, he's on his knees. He's on his knees in front of me, and he just looks up like, really, come on, it ain't that bad. Yeah, it's not the smallest you've ever seen, and you've seen bigger that are probably flaccid. Yep, so deal with it. I am dude. I am one a fucking grower, not a shower hands down. I was fucking in the shower the other day and I fucking I was washing my body and I looked down and I was like, dude, where'd you go? Like, hey, little knocking on my
nuts? You want to come out? Hey, little guy? Yeah, it's almost showtime. Yeah that's yeah, that's funny. Ship. But anyway, so we were watching the other day. We were watching a movie with Ellie, and I saw something in the background and I was like, oh, man, that'd be fun to talk about on here, because being somewhat dad centric, and we as dads you have to watch kids movies. You don't have to, you could be a piece of shit, no, but as a real dad, you're gonna watch kid movies. You might even show
your kids movies that you enjoyed as a kid. Yep. And I mean some of them, like these Pixar movies we're gonna talk about, have been around since we were kids. Yeah, and the technology from back then it looks so good still to this day. Like you watch, you know, the old Disney movies like Snow White and Robin Hood and all that, and they age themselves. But like Toy Story A Bugs Life, Dude, you
can't tell. You cannot tell that those are thirty years old. Nope, I mean there, they were so ahead of the time, yeah, when they came out technology wise. Yeah, I think that's part of what I
like most about the animated movies. Like you think you think of movies like The Ninja Turtles or Three Ninjas or Blank Check, Richie Rich Georgia, the Jungle like movies like that, Right, they were fun when we were a kid, even Sandlot, right, But you will go to watch them now in the quality of those live action films, yeah, visually just doesn't sometimes doesn't cut it. But the storyline is still kind of funny and fun to
watch. But when you talk about the animated movies, it just it doesn't die, like the nuance to it, that that vibrance to the movie doesn't die. Right, It's cool? Yeas cool? What would you say your top excuse me? Oh wait, no, you said you were talking. You were saying you found something I did. I so in certain Pixar movies, actually in all Pixar movies. There's Easter eggs from yeah, other Pixar movies. Well, they they say that that all Pixar movies are connected in
some way or in the same realm. Correct, there's there's some in some way, they're in the same universe. So the one that I saw that brought this to light was we were watching Finding Dory, and in Finding Dorry, there's a scene I believe, when the octopus Hank and Dorry are kind of on the run from getting caught. They're in this downstairs like boiler kind
of area. But there's a desk and on pin to the wall at the desk is a picture of Darla huh, holding the fish from Finding Nemo, And so I thought it was funny because I'm like, that's comical that. So there's a picture of Darla on the desk and it's one of those things. So I started racking my brain around and started looking things up and seeing how many of these that I've actually seen. Yeah, and a lot of them I haven't or I wasn't paying attention enough to it. So one of
my favorites that I actually knew about. So one of my favorite Disney movies or Pixar movies is Monsters Inc. Correct. Well, there's a scene in there where one of the animal or one of the monsters is talking about this flying, flying kid that comes out of nowhere and with laser beams shooting from his eyes. Right, and now, keep in mind, Monsters Inc. Came out well before Incredibles correct, let alone Incredibles Too. Correct, where
Jack Jackscot his powers. But why when they put Jack Jack in into his powers stage in the movie correct, he's got the laser eyes. He can flow, and he can fly. And I thought that was really cool because and I put that together when I watched Incredibles Too. Is like, immediately I remembered that scene from you know, Monsters Inc. But that's the kind of stuff I love how I love how movies can do that. I love how movies can tie things together because it keeps the nostalgic feel to the individual.
That's why I liked the Back of the Future movies so much, right is you know with the foreshadowing. Speaking of Incredibles, in the movie Coco, there is a mural painted on a wall of the Incredibles family, but they're done up in the Day of the Dead. That's cool, which is pretty cool, And it's one of those that you could just and a lot of these they happen so quick that you don't really pay attention to them. Yeah, and then also like Ernesto's guitar, which was where is that at?
I have it right here from Coco. It's hanging up on Toy Story four when Buzz gets stuck on the toy vendor Okay, you know, like the the balloon toss or whatever it was, and there's those two stuffed animals that start fighting with them that are stuck together. Or Neesto's guitar is actually on the wall really by Buzz I missed that, Yeah, it's off to the side. You actually see it when it pans out. That's kind of
crazy. So with Toy Story too, the think one thing that I like about what they've done there is they've taken that pizza the truck a Pizza Planet truck. Yes, And they've inserted that Pizza Planet truck in like fucking ten or twelve movies. I've had that one listed on Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they have inserted that truck in a bunch of different movies, even the New light Year movie. It's in the New light Year movie, correct,
which is kind was actually in Brave. Yeah. It's a wooden carving yep on a table in Brave, and it's the exact Toyota, which is funny because on the truck it just says yo, yeah, but it's a Toyota. But it's a Toyota. Yeah yeah. And then in Brave also too, in the which is hut, there's a wood carving of Sully and Mike from Monsters Inc. As well. Yes, yeah, correct, correct,
And I think they do a good job at at doing that. The other one that's kind of subtle is the Luxe Ball is the yellow ball with the blue striped red star, and it's in a bunch of movies. It's in Toy Story, it's in Monsters Inc. It's in Seoul, it's in up the same exact ball, which is that's just a it's a subtle one, but it's it's pretty cool. Yeah, they've done the lamp too. They've
done the lamp was in a couple of movies, like like Wally. I can't remember what other movies was in, but they they had the lamp in a couple of shorts. Yeah, as well. But I think those are cool when they kind of add certain little things to it like that. I hear there's a bunch in Elemental, but I haven't seen that movie yet. I have not either. I don't know if I'm going to so, but yeah, I mean there's there's a lot more. There's a Donald duck in
Luca yep, which is like suit, I didn't. I don't think I actually noticed that one, but I guess it's by the bed when they're in the the kid's room. What's the kid's name? His friend with the girl's friend the girl I can't remember her name. But yeah, so this is a fun one too. Andrew Stanton, the director of Finding Dory, claims that Hank the Octopus, well he's actually a sceptipus because he's missing one is actually hidden in every other Pixar movie. Really, huh. He's in The
Good Dinosaur on the next one down. If you scroll down he's in that, but apparently he is in every single Pixar movie. That's kind of cool. I like that, So I like this one. Here the name tags and Soul, Yes, Soul's gorgeous hall of Everything hasn't had has as its name might suggest, most of the regular Easter eggs, the Pizza Planet truck, the Luxo lamp, and the a A one to one three, which is uh, that's from their studio room from that was from the college.
The college most of these, most of these people that work for Pixar all went to the same college and all started in that class. Yep. Yeah, I thought that was cool because it's also on did you say license plate? Yes, yeah, because it's also on a like a door number or something in one of the movies. Yep. But but in but in Seoul, there's it says here, there's one specific Easter egg that decorates the wall
of twenty two's room. The area is papered with twenty two's prior mentors, and there are some big names including magician, musician Johnny Cash, scientist Albert Einstein, comic legend Jack Kirby. That's kind of cool. And then here it says, oh, including animator Joe Joe Grant and Joe raft Ramped. That's kind of cool. He was the co director of Cars. Yes. Uh. Another one that I saw that I really liked too is there's memory orbs in the movie inside Out and inside of the orbs. There's been too
confirmed. One of them is the daycare from Sunnyside from Toty Story three. It's just a picture of it inside the ORB. And then in another ORB there is Carl and Ellie from Up in the Sad orbs. That's kind of cool. So that's a yeah, that's a I like how. I like how the original owner of Jesse is supposed to be Andy's mom. Yes, I like that too. Well, you know that I think that's a I think that's actually just a theory. I think that's a conspiracy theory. There's
no because we we've we've talked about that. My wife and I talked about that that is it possible that that Andy's mom was the owner of Jesse, But there's never been actual confirmation of that. It's just a conspiracy. So yeah, so nobody's nobody from the studios or the Animators Guild or whatever. They didn't actually confirm it, but there is there's a lot of tell's that go there, like Andy's mom has like a I remember it was something about
her hat and her shirt. That's the same, so correct correct? Yeah? Uh, here's the one I missed, the Manticors Tavern from Onward. Have you seen Onward yet? I have not? Onwards pretty good, you should watch it. I think Ellie would like it. But in this so the Manti Coors Tavern, when they go to the Manti core To, it's part of their quest. I won't spoil anything, but she's in the She's in the kitchen and in the back of the kitchen you can see Remy from
Ratitui cooking in the kitchen. Yep, that's kind of cool. I missed that one. A couple other ones I saw too lotso is in the movie Up he's up against a bed in the corner. Yeah, where was the other one? There's a postcard from Carl and Ellie in Toy Story three. Also in Toy Story three, one of the kids that rushes through the door when they first get in the Little Kid daycare. He's wearing a Lightning McQueen
shirt. That's cool. In the movie Cars, when Mader and Lightning McQueen are driving down there's a drive in movie theater, yep, and it says the incredimobiles on the drive in movie theater. Yep. I saw that. I like this one here from Coco Sid the Belief in toy story. Yes, is actually uh, it's actually one of the band members of Life and Death you know or whatever that what was it? I don't remember, but what the band name was, but yeah, he uh, I think it
was Coco. That was that the band name. Oh no, no, no, no, I don't know. Movie that was the movie the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of cool. What is this one? Triple dent gum that's kind of funny. In Cars three, Lightning McQueen goes up against some new racers, including number thirty one Cam Spinner. Spinner has a famous sponsored triple dent gum the with a jingle so catchy no one can stop singing it inside out. Huh. Yeah, that's
kind of cool. Also one of the other ones too, that you don't put in your mind. That's a that it's an Easter egg. You think it's just a spoof on good Year tires, But Lightning the Queen's tires are light Years. Yeah, so it's a double spoof one on Goodyear, but then also buzz light Year. That's kind of cool, which is kind of cool. That's kind of cool. Oh, here we go. Riley from Inside Out can be found gazing into Dorry's tank in Finding Dory. Yes huh.
Also in Finding Nemo in the dentist office, there's a toy chest and on the floor there's a buzz light Year. That one I remember because we've been on a Finding Nemo kick lately, and Summer told me about that when she goes, did you know that buzz light Years in this? And and it really started this whole conversation where I'm like, I, actually, they're
They're in a lot of there's a lot of crossover in these. Yeah, let's see, what's this one Pixar address in Monsters University twelve hundred Dark Avenue. When Don Carlton flashes his business card in Monsters University, the address is twelve hundred Dark Avenue. This is a nod to the actual Pixar Animation studio location, which is twelve hundred Park Avenue. That's kind of cool. Nice,
that's kind of cool. I like it interesting. Interesting, Well, if you guys, know of any others and you see any others or hear of any others, go ahead and just throw it on our socials, you know, hit us up on Facebook, on our group page, or shoot us a message in on what's that other one? Instagram that's what it is. And Twitter? Yeah, Twitter is one of those ones too, right, we're on that thing. Yeah we are, I think, yeah, yeah, hit us up on any of those. Tell us what grinder whatever,
porn Hub, yeah, porn Hub. The last and I had to, which is kind of cool, is on the Bookshelf and Toy Story. There's all these books. All the titles of the books are Toy Story shorts that came out after Toy Story came out. Huh, but they named them. All the shorts that are named are on those books, which is pretty cool. That's really cool. So what are your top five Pixar movies?
Like, what are the ones that you and even if okay, even if it's one that you've seen a thousand times and you could probably honestly say, look, I don't want to watch it again because you know, as a dad, right right, Like Brave, I love the movie Brave, but my kids wore that fucking thing out, Like, I probably still need another year before I can watch that movie. You know, it's the top five is tough for me. I will give a shout out to Luca as an
honorable mention. I would have never watched it if it wasn't for Ellie watching it. Yeah, but but it is a good movie. I do. I don't think there is a bad Pixar movie. I'll put it that way. Like agree, I don't think they're just single one that is just a terrible fucking movie. They're all great movies. But top five for me.
So number five, number five, I'm gonna go with The Incredibles. And whenever I say these, it's just lumped in like one, two, one, two, three, all that shit, right, and we're not talking we're not talking shorts, no, no, just the just the movies themselves. The Incredibles would be number five for me. Okay, I enjoy it. I think they're good. I felt like it took a long time between one and two. It did like fucking eleven years, twelve years, something
like that. It was a long ago. It's kind of like the length between Toy Story two and Toy Story three, but then between three and four was fairly quick quick. Yeah, and one and two I think we're only four years apart something like that. It wasn't terrible, but sometimes they do. They do that where there's a big break in between, and you'd think they'd cash cow it and make them but but I think they take their time
and make good movies. Number four for me would be Cars. Originally I did not like Cars, but as it went on into the series, I enjoyed it more and more, and then even going back to the first one, I do enjoy it. I think it was one of those that I didn't really care for it because I thought like associating Owen Wilson as as the
voice of Lightning Queen just disassociated from the movie. Just didn't care. Also, when it came out, I was probably like eighteen, so I was kind of like over the whole kid movie thing and onto the like pussy slang thing, you know. But I do enjoy the mo the Cars movies. Number three is Finding Nemo and I Finding Dory was great. I like both of them, but I prefer Nemo, of course, but Finding Nemo is
really good. Number two for me is Monsters inc. I love Monsters inc. I love both movies, but the first one it's one of those I don't feel I could get tired of. Nope, I do not feel I could get tired of Monsters, inc The humor in it. I think that the voicing was casted perfectly in that movie, and it's just it's so damn good. And for me, Number one is Toy Story, Okay, and if I if it held down number one, like the Toy Story one,
I do really like three. I like three a lot. I thought I was gonna cry at the end of three, like when they're going in the dump and they're going down. But but Toy Story one would take the cake. But Toy Story overall, the all four of them, it's just a great series. Yeah, Yeah, I like Toy Story as well. Toy Story. Toy Story is gonna be my honorable mention because I like all of
them. Can't really put one in its own category. Toy Story three, at the end, when Andy's sitting there and he gives all his toys away, that made me cry. Yeah, that fucking that made me cry. And it was like right at the right at the right time in my life where I was like transitioning out of some stuff and yeah, so that one that one kind of hit. I felt like, like four is good. The problem I had with four is the majority of the characters you know from
Toy Story are hardly in the movie. Correct. It's it's mainly about you know, Woody and Bow, and then you get like four Ky in there and you get some new characters. But it's like it felt like all the other characters were just like side thrown, like Buzz Lightyear was hardly in that thing. I felt like, yeah, and it just it kind of sucked. I felt like Toy Story three would have been the perfect ending to that,
to that site. Yeah, I agree. I think I think they could have They could have done an individual with others kind of like they did with light Year. Yeah, Like I think that would have been a better way to go than just making Toy Story four, right, But I think they wanted. I think Toy Story four was to try and do that. Toy Story four was to try and set up for characters to break off in their own avenue. But so number five for me, number five for me
is going to be Incredibles. Okay, I love the movie. Let me put it out there. First off, all, all Pixar movies. There isn't one that I'm not gonna watch like I like. I like all of them. There are some that I need to not watch for a little while, like I said earlier with Brave. But so number five is gonna be Number five will be Incredibles. Number four would be hmm, how do I want to do this? You know what, I'm gonna put Coco there. I wasn't going to, but I'll put Coco there. I like Coco a
lot. Coco's color, it's a good use, it's got it's got good music, it's got a good message, keeps my keeps my interest the whole time. You know. Number three is gonna be Onward. I love Onward. It's super fun. It hits me in a spot that like kinda They bring in the whole D and D aspect of things, like the nerd aspect of life that I like. So I kind of like that one. Number two is going to be Finding Nemo. I love Finding Nemo as simple as
that. It's it's a cool movie. What what is comical about Finding Nemo? Still to this day because it had been a while since I've watched the movie. But then we tried to introduce it to Ellie as something like you know fish and yeah, you know whatever, Dorry is fucking hysterically written. Yeah the second she comes on screen and then you find out that she has memory loss. Yep, it does not get old, no, because it's it's just it's it's one of those things like who the hell came up with
that idea? It's so well, it hits home too, right, Like, so at some point in life, think about this, At some point in life, as a kid, your grandparents, your grandparents have fucking selective memory, right, even even your parents a little bit, right, So it hits that nostalgic mark. Right. Then as you get as you get older, as you get older, you might be dealing with a younger sibling, right, yeah, and that baby, that sibling has fucking selective memory.
Right then all of a sudden, then, all of a sudden, as you get older, it's your kid. Now you have your kid, right, and your kid kids. Dude, I know when my kids were young, they couldn't fucking remember shit to save their lives, like younger than what they are now. Obviously we're still young, but like when they were in the three four range, right, talking to them was comical. It was like talking to Dorry. Yeah, it really was. Yeah, you know what I mean. And now I'm I just hit forty and it's me.
Yeah, it's you. Now, it's you. So Dorry embodies a large part of your life, right like at like different stages of life. So I love I love finding Nemo. And then don't touch the butt. Don't touch the butt. Yeah, and Darla, Darla's fucking hysterical, dude. I love that kid. That's fucking great. And uh but number one for me is going to be a surprise for you. I think it's Ratituy Really I love Ratituey, dude. So that I was gonna say, I hate that movie, Like it's one of those I I just it's a good
movie. I just don't connect with it, get it. I don't enjoy it as much. But it is a good movie. Like They're not everybody's cup of tea, and it is one of the it is one of the lesser liked Pixar movies. Yeah, but I love it, dude, Yeah, I love it. The other honorable mention I would throw out there that I actually do enjoy was a Bugs Life. Yeah, one of the early Yeah, it's good and UP was really good too. Up was okay,
Up was good too. I can't watch Up over and over again. Up is one of the few that it's like, oh, I haven't seen this in like six years. Okay, yeah, yeah, but but it's good. But it's good. It is good. They're all good. Yeah. I heard Elementals tanked. Yeah, the new one. I haven't gone to see it yet, but I heard it tanked or it was terrible, ilred. They tried to push too many agendas, which sounds right now, makes
sense, sounds right. Yeah. So I actually really like now that like when you go on Disney to watch, if you start watching older movies like Ellie. This last week or so, it's been really into Peter Pan and it has a disclaimer at the beginning because of racist or racial and you think about, like the Indian scene in Peter Pan, like, you can't get
away with that. Even Hook, even even the live action hook, the Hook with with Robin Williams correct had some ship in it, correct, and so and Aladdin has a lot of those old ones have disclaimers because it's just a different time. Yeah. Yeah, and it didn't necessary mean it in a racist tone. But now it's like everything is so over over the top. So I find it comical with Disney that you even give the option to keep that in there and you don't cut the scenes or stuff like that,
which would be terrible, but which would be Yeah. Well, I mean, look, okay, what is your opinion on the remake of The Little Mermaid. I haven't haven't seen it. I have no care to see it, and I won't see it. I don't. I could care less that they changed the Mermaid. Yep, I don't care. Black, white, Asian, Mexican, I don't. I don't give a shit. I just
have no I have no care to watch it. At some point, I'm sure it'll come on in our house and Ellie might want to watch it, like I had no care to see Aladdin, and I like Will Smith's fantastic that. Yeah, the Aladdin live action is phenomenal. It's a really good movie. But I would have never watched it if it wasn't for my kids wanting to watch it or my wife watching it. Would have never watched it. But it's great. The problem is, actually that's the best live action.
I agree. I will say the problem that I have with a Little Mermaid it's not that they did it, it's why they did it. Yeah, they did it on purpose. And when you do something like that specifically for that reason, it diminishes, It diminishes the meaning. Correct, It wholeheartedly diminishes the meaning of it. Right. I'm fine with them changing any character to any color, race, or creedic religion. I don't give a shit. I don't care. Right, that's not why I watch movies.
Well, because you bring it up, you're like, okay, well, why didn't you make a Laddin a hispanic guy? Yeah, it doesn't matter what the genie is because he's blue. It doesn't matter what race he is. He's blue, and he's still blue in the movie Bingo. But why didn't you make a Laddin the black guy? Why didn't you make him the thief? Right? Because because you're fucking racist? Right, Because it would it would have went over like a fucking fart. Right. But but then
when you go to the Mermaid, well let's make the Mermaid black. Yeah, and people are like, you know this up and arms or on the opposite side. I just don't give a shit. But it's just like it feels like you did it, you solely did it. Just to create the scene. It's like, that's what the problem with it is. Yeah, and they put yeah, it just it doesn't make sense. I don't And that's why I don't. Again, I don't have a desire to see it. Because I don't have a desire to see it. It doesn't it doesn't
intrigue me. It doesn't look interesting to me. It doesn't look like something I'm going to enjoy. But that's not because of what they did or why they did it. But the problem I have is why they did it. Yeah, yeah, So, I mean white people have already fucked up enough. We've made the Mexican with Brad Pitt, we made the Last Samurai with
Tom Cruise pretty much. You know what's fucking crazy, dude about Like, and this isn't me being a dick, but like, the whole thing with slavery, right is that slavery has been going on for thousands of years, with all races, with all races, all race, all races, races. The term comes from Slavic, yes, which was not African, no at all. So and most of the African slaves that were sold were sold
by other Africans. Just to be clear, I'm not saying that, and what has happened when people became free in the United States, even of color, they in turn owned slaves. So it's to me that that's exactly it is. Is slavery a problem? Was it a problem? Yes, but but it involved everybody, didn't involve just white people and black It wasn't just white. And that's what the agenda is being pushed is it's white and black. And they do that because they want to control. They want to control
the narrative. They they want to distract, they want to heard correct instead of empower. So do your research. True, let's uh, let's just stop there. Yeah, it seems like a good stopping point. His dad's on dayquell. You can find us at link tree. That's l I n K t R dot e E slash dads on dayquel with two l's double loser. Uh. You can find all of our stuff, our merch our socials,
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