¶ A Vegan's Unexpected Culinary Adventure
Ha ha ha. Yeah. Oh, I love spending time with you, baby. You always bring me the best lesson. Oh my god, look at all these lemons. Wow I don't know what to do with all these lemons. Should should I make a lemon meringue pie? Perhaps lemon bar. Y I'm not gonna make lemonade. That is a disservice to the plump, delicious lemons you've brought. Mm, perhaps some sort of lemon chicken? Mm oh Yeah Yeah you can't eat that Ah yeah I forgot you don't eat meat
See, baby, I love you. And I want to make something that you can eat too. What do you like? Well, see, if I make chicken, you're not gonna eat it. No way. You can't be serious. Get out of here. No, I'm not buying it. I can't believe the words I'm hearing from your mouth. You will eat my chicken. You will actually eat my chicken if I make it. I think I'm dreaming.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm gonna work quickly, so you don't change your mind. Okay, w what's the impetus here? You've been vegan your whole life. Are you really gonna try chicken for the first time? For me. For me Oh baby Oh you really do love me Pff my baby is gonna try my chicken for the first time. Hell yeah. Okay, that is incredible. Uh um all right, you're gonna love this. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I will make your first meat experience the best you will ever have. Mark my words.
Okay Right okay Okay baby are you ready? Are you ready yeah okay look Look at this. Ooh, grilled and marinated to perfection. This is chicken fi so it's gonna be nice and I used your lemons in the marinade and I made a garnish out of the zest. Oh, you're gonna lose your marbles. Okay. Here it is. Now, I'm gonna watch this. Yeah. This is gonna be good. I wanna be front and center for this experience right here. Watching my lady put that meat in her mouth.
Okay, good, yeah. Use the use the fork just like that and the knife. Yeah, do you like it? Yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. It's good, huh? Oh yeah, baby, eat that chicken for me. Mmm, yeah. Oh yeah, eat that chicken so good, baby. Mm, you know, you look hot when you're putting meat in your mouth. So did I convert you to the other side? the side of carnal desires? Don't worry if you can't finish it. I'll take care of the rest. Mhm. You let me help you finish it.
Hmm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, this chicken is really good. Mmm, thanks for the lemons. Thank you. I love that you bring me lemon. Here, here, here. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Give me a big kiss right there. Mmm. Mmm.
¶ The Playful Sausage Proposition
So uh now that we've popped your meat, Cherry Heh I think there's another meat you oughta try. Yeah. Perhaps some sausage. Hm? You know, I have a really big sausage I've been saving for you. Mm-hmm, yeah. It's a ginormous sausage. Mm-hmm, it's been ready for you. Yeah, it's been ready for you all day. Would you be opposed to trying it? Trying this big sausage? Yeah, I've been saving it just for you. Okay. Okay, here. Here, let me get it off for you.
Ta da! Check it out! Look, look, look! It's vice first. Yeah, it's really good. You should try it. Oh Oh you thought oh my god I didn't even think of that. Oh my god. Oh man, that's funny. No. Oh boy, talk about loss in translation. Uh Well uh well now that the uh sausage is out how about a bite? Ah, just a bite. Here Oh good, huh?
¶ Passionate Undressing and Foreplay
Okay. Mmm, well now I'm gonna give you the real sausage since you've been so good to me and I love you so much. I'm gonna show you just how much I appreciate you. I'm absolutely gonna defile your hoo ha. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Come here. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Ah, you sexy delicious little mouth. Oh my god. Killing funkin too. Okay, let me take off all these beautifully crafted and very well selected garments that you have on. I wanna see that killer body. Cheryl. I'm gonna take that off
Oh my god, yeah. Oh, they're sensitive, aren't they? Hmm, let me just have a look. Hmm. And then maybe just uh a little cass? Thank you. And for a sec. And now let me enjoy that. Amen. Oh, they're so beautiful. I love your little Hershey's kisses, baby. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're a sweet little tree. Oh, you feel me? Yeah, you feel that. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's so ready for you, baby. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it wants your body. What should it take? Oh, I wanna show you just how much I love you, baby. Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna take you all right, okay. Mm-hmm. Just how you need to be taken. I know you want me to just let go and take you how you desire. Mm-hmm. And you've worked so hard to be perfect like this. Now you get to You're gonna be taken exactly like you deserve. Don't worry, baby. Don't worry. Uh-huh. I'm going to peel these off. Thank you. Oh god. God. Oh my god. Look at that body. Oh, you are dripping already. Oh my god. I can't wait for you.
¶ Ultimate Intimacy
Here, watch me flop out. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, did you miss it? Yeah. Let me get you ready, baby. Let me get you ready, just like that. Here here, hold still. Hold still. Feel this Okay. Here it comes baby. Here it comes. Uh