Drop the Beef!
The dads are ready to dad at you aurally. Fear inducing tales of energy wastage, a new superhero attends a wedding and ONE bus story.
The time comes when you have to take off your kiddy pants and put on a big pair of Dad Pants.
This is a show for dads to celebrate dad things, and to try and be the most daddy dads we can.
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Hosted by:
Stuart Buckland
The Pants Panel:
Matt Barry
Rich Ellis
Ben Wiggins
Pops his head in occasionally:
Monty Leadon
Produced and edited by Stuart Buckland.
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The dads are ready to dad at you aurally. Fear inducing tales of energy wastage, a new superhero attends a wedding and ONE bus story.
Do you go three boils per cup? Does Angry Jesus have your vote? This month on Dad Pants in this, our year of the Dad Crank: the Sunday Scaries, bit of mow and pool chat, Time Facts, a bum-friendly deal and much more! Sick of going to the supermarket and buying average toilet paper like a chump? YOU DONT NEED TO! Get quality TP delivered straight to your house when you sign up for a Who Gives A Crap? subscription. And with the deal below, you can have 27% off your first subscription. Who Gives A ...
Dad gripes abounds, more nicknames for Stu's son Dylan, a new Dad Commandment, the somewhat misnamed Matt's Health Corner, an actual question for the Pants Panel and Real Dad Time chat that is not for those with weak constitutions. Follow the Dad Pants socials for more Dad gear!
LOTS of poo poo and pee pee talk. Seriously, we are middle-aged people. What is wrong with us?
2026 - the year we officially became old cranky bastards. Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu go through their Xmas experiences. There are laughs, there is heartache, there is crank, there is complaining, there are tangents and maybe, just maybe, a lesson or two is learnt. Enjoyed these whinges? You can hear Stu and others whinging on the WFT podcast! https://podfollow.com/whats-fucked-today A big thank you to the people that have bought items from Pins and Aces - it is much appreciated! 🛒 Pins and Aces - ...
7 or 8 years ago, Matt invited Rich to help him come up with some answers to questions his then young daughters had put to him regarding the Saviour. Includes some random non-sequiturs at the end!
Have you found your fat seam sweet spot? We start off with Stu trying to get some consensus on an important matter, Household cold wars, Wiggo asks if he needs to hand his Dad card in, new segments “Matt’s Health Corner”, "Mow Council" and “What’s Derek Up To Now?” and, of course, lots of ham chat.
Are you more likely to hide inside or follow the tree around? What time did you go to bed on Saturday night? What side do you have in the great Talk v Turd debate? If the above sentences make no sense, it is probably because you haven’t listened to the episode yet, duuuh. Also how to BOM a website refresh, don’t want no permanent tradies and much more! Golf dads - listen up! Pins & Aces is a Colorado-based golf brand making premium polos, head-covers, and gear that perform on the course and ...
Dadness abounds as Ben, Matt, Rich and Stu meet once more to speak Dad truth. Rich has shaved his head and spills his water everywhere (those things aren't necessarily connected) Annoying fauna, morning routines, asking a lot of Santa, very specific parent feedback, dads and tech, Matt's Health corner and a new segment - "What's That Smell?" Leather Gloves are good. You should get some (if you live in the US or Canada...) https://buybearknuckles.com/discount/DPTIME Use your code DPTIME for 15%of...
It is an action packed episode, there can be no argument.. We start the show of with a musical number before getting into Labubu issues, odd things that satisfy dads, grocery shopping chat, Hamburger Night, tradies overstepping, kids in pubs - ok or not? and Father's Day bits and bobs, including a Father's Day weekend quest for a grail of sorts.... Get in touch if you want Rich's Adelaide breakfast tips....
You want to go to your happy place? Don't bother, we have something better. Rich returns from his country-hopping multi-week trip with his family. Do the rest of us express envy and live out the good bits vicariously? Well, no. Do we have vicarious anxiety and try to find RDT dramas to fixate on? Absolutely.... Also opportunism between brothers, an odd boomer quirk and of course a lot more pass-agg dad discussion. What are you cooking up, BTW? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
12 seconds could make all the difference. We start with the aftermath of Ben's daughter hurting her finger before progressing to more sleep-in debate, RDT in other settings, being 'those" parents, potential backyard adaptions and an upsettingly cryptic message. Sorry for the crackle that pops up from time to time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Have you ever received the Holy Trinity of Lawn Compliments? A medical issue, more savings chat, mowing technique, a parent rave, sharing dark humour and we have another Travel Dad happening to talk through. Most importantly, which hose setting are you? If you listen on Apple, you can find all the Angry Chimp pods here: THE ANGRY CHIMP on Apple Dad on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Stu catches up with Monty for a bit of podcast chat, outside TVs and ...well, Monty cleaned some rocks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dads are a bit weird, there is no doubting it.... It's a crossover episode with the Bit Weird but Fair Enough (I Guess) podcast, so we are talking about weird dad stuff. Weird dad things we do, and other dads do. Throw in some Mother's day thoughts, petrol station etiquette, and some dad (traffic) control issues and you have yourself an episode friends! If you want to hear more of the Bit Weird pod, find it in your pod app or click this! BIT WEIRD BUT FAIR ENOUGH (I GUESS) It features these guys...
It's CrotchWatch 2025! Have you ever been listening to Dad Pants and thought "Yeah, that's great and all, but what kind of UNDIES DO YOU LIKE?" Well, you are in luck. Join our Easter Pants Parade as we talk Easter gifts, awkward dealings with parents of your kid's friends, Dad tech scares, weaponised incompetence and running a long way The new Dad Pants Chafe-Free Loin Cloth will be available in the Angry Chimp merch store soon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Your second March DP, this time with a full Pants Panel ready to impart Dad wisdom, like put more thought into wehere you meet up after a spot of invisible theatre (common Dad issue...) No time for an intro - we talk algae, Dad etiquette when visiting a friend, being on Dad standby, Stu vs Tradies continues, former Dad insurance and your kids behaving exactly like you = upsetting. Tell a friend, Dad or non-Dad about the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Monty returns to update Stu on Canadian Dad life. Our business idea is patent-pending: HANDS OFF! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Another month older, another month of dad angst (or Dangst) to work through as Ben, Matt and Stu address such matters as: A beer query Highly attuned Dad ears An old lawn foe returns the most dangerous parenting job of all And, of course, we continue to work through our Real Dad Time issues. Reach out with your thoughts! AN ANGRY CHIMP PODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
It is 2025 and the Dad Panel reforms to talk Christmas, more travel anxiety, a new business venture and the question: when is enough enough? This episode is sponsored by Ben Wiggins. AN ANGRY CHIMP PODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The last of three "Pick A Date" specials - "Napoleon's Mince". THE DATE: May 29 Stu, Matt, Sensible Ben and the mysterious figure known as "Chubbs" look at stories from the full gamut of genres - music, sport, violence and bad karaoke. Pick a Date was a podcast that was published in 2018. Stu, Rich, Matt and Ben pick a random date and then scour the internet for the most interesting tales and tidbits from that date. Essentially it shows us that history is weird, people are weird and podcasts are...
The second of three "Pick A Date" specials - "State-Run Sorbent". THE DATE: May 22 Rich (as Chubbs McGee), Matt, Stu and Sensible Ben meet to discuss the date May 22 with royal family shenanigans, Venezuelan protests, random feet and boating issues in mid-nineteenth century America. Pick a Date was a podcast that first aired in 2018. Stu, Rich, Matt and Ben pick a random date and then scour the internet for the most interesting tales and tidbits from that date. Essentially it shows us that histo...
The first of three "Pick A Date" specials - "Never Trust a Nazi". THE DATE: May 8 We dip into unwoke soldiers in Medieval France, 1960's U.S Civil rights, Eastern Europe in the second World War and an odd story from England. Pick a Date was a podcast that first aired in 2018. Stu, Rich, Matt and Ben pick a random date and then scour the internet for the most interesting tales and tidbits from that date. Essentially it shows us that history is weird, people are weird and podcasts are scraping the...
Matt is in Japan, but we have a fill-in .... Alternative title for this episode - "Her Face Still Smells" LIKE LIVE SHOWS? Of course you do. Stu and Rach from Swingin' on the Flippity Flop in "The Tuna Sandwich Experience" Sat Oct 5 12pm Stupid Old Studios, Brunswick, Melbourne. https://cheerfulearful.podlifeevents.com/festival/tuna-sandwich-live-from-cheerful-earful-podcast-festival-5th-oct-tickets AN ANGRY CHIMP PRODUCTION Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
It's your August Pants, feel free to pull them on one leg sleeve at a time! Inside you will find: Stu has questions re smells An attempt at a 9-bagger Bullying - is it ok for me to help my son with insults? Wiggo's Family Holiday in real time.... See you in September for our annual Father's Day debrief and more Holiday Dad adventures. While you wait for the next Dad Pants, check out the electrifying 90's podcast Swingin’ on the Flippity Flop Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
What is time? How do we perceive it? Can people perceive it differently? These are questions that has been pondered before, even on this very podcast, and an upcoming overseas holiday for Ben has brought the topic back into sharp focus for the Dads. Also we find out what the Dad's pissweak superpowers are. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3 (ish) years ago, Stu asked the Pants Panel some questions about their parenting in the "Get To Know The Pants Panel" episodes. In this Dadding Check-In episode, Stu is interested to find out whether the Dad Experts answer the same questons in the same way or if they have changed as Dads. You'll hear about Bum-warmth, Whim-parenting, and a truly excellent pun if I do say so myself as the deliverer of said pun. WARNING - The show tries several times to turn into the Teacher Podcast but we claw o...
There is so much injustice in this world. In this explosive episode of Dad Pants - spider dramas, a listener question and a piece of sexism that every man has been subjected to at some point in his life. AN ANGRY CHIMP PODCAST Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Matt finds a book bursting with dad flavour and there has been another flashpoint in the long-running Cold War between Stu and tradies ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You think you have heard Dad whinges before? Strap in! Old man Buckland needs assistance, kids helping (kind of), biscuit hacks and oh my god, prices these days! Behold the wonderous bounty of the parent shelf! This episode is sponsored by KFC (although they don't know that yet) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.