Dad Meat is back kicking, screaming and yelling some very bad words while crying barefoot as we welcome Ryan Shaner back to the show. We naturally get right back into dysfunctional childhoods, a return to diarrhea and Shaner's innovative self defense system which revolves around bottled bodily fluids. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com
The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky who makes the quickest fifty bucks in history. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Check out Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products and free shipping.
We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals on probation. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products.
The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having your dad send you to the arcade so he could put your mom through the motel headboard and calling coke dealers on Sunday morning. Head over to the Patreon for part two of this episode to get some juicy new sketch info from McKeever that is sure to make your bird wiggle. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a ...
Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into Six's burgeoning private detective career and discuss a potential crimefighting partnership with The Rain Train. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com
What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.
Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his house from being engulfed in flames, but getting such a ringing commendation from firefighters on the scene that it compelled Mike to swear Tim in as an official volunteer firefighter. The episode ends with an unexpected hockey conflict that uproots the foundation of Dad Meat. Join us for part 2 of this ba...
If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad dead child after the way we acted tonight, delving deep into such bad boy topics as gerbil suicide, nightclub fires and 90's sitcom stars that made our birds wiggle.
We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a guardian angel to a lost Dominican dog who was reunited with his owner. This one heats up to a scorching hot Patreon episode which features a near in-studio death.
We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tunes interpretation of the Capitol storming. Shoutout shaftmcnulty for the title. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out our sponsor Manscaped.com and ...
We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.
We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the midst of all this. Sid discusses why he is an extraordinary debater while also telling us why he became the unofficial mayor of his hometown. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon...
We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.
Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he spends a significant amount of time in gravity boots, suspended upside down, while also describing a possibly supernatural encounter with a hammered oracle at a comedy show.
Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes in swingin' on this bad boy in what was easily a cast for the ages. Latex cheeks are busted, knives are pulled and the boys are back to rubbin' birds the way God intended.
This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley’s perv for pay account before settling a simmering beef between Tim and Foley centering upon dead heartthrob, Paul Walker (RIP).
Fresh off a butcher job at the barbershop, Mike licks his wounds with Tim’s help and they get into a heartwarming, and nearly housewarming, turkey fire, nu-metal wiggers and the horror of revealing to your wife that you are an Aaron Lewis impersonator.
Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to go to trampoline parks by yourself. Unzip your pants, let a bass heavy fart rip and settle in to this bad boy.
We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and workplace hot dog gun shootings. PS go grab a shirt at https://dadmeat.com
We’re warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time children’s YouTuber, but unfortunately tempers flare once again and Gint Swag gets caught in the middle of another knife duel.
We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of programming harder. Celebrate our peenceanera with us and give yourself something to listen to while you inch closer and closer to sucking yourself sideways.
We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll made in Tim's likeness. Tim gives his blessing while riding high from a weekend filled with fun, food and backyard gymnastics, or dare I say...Tymnastics.
The Heskiest Man Alive, James Hesky, joins us again and we are instantly popped off, getting right into Tim defacing the most sacred of religious idols and ultimately ending up with frat house hijinks butt play.
A new day dawns as Tim leaves District 9 for the rolling hills of Northeast Philly. Joining us is our boy Sidney Gantt of Two Jacked Bros Podcast, as we look back fondly on Tim’s eventful moving day which featured a lively cast of crackheads, hit and run drivers and Latino Freddy Kruegers.
We are joined by one of the most prolific comedians, writers, and illustrators to ever grace the Dad Meat airwaves. Doogie Horner joins birds with us to discuss his books, processing grief and Italian horror. The episode is bittersweet, as it is likely the last episode that Tim does from his home in the hood and it's almost as though the dirt bikes and Honda Civic sound systems on his street can sense it, giving him a 21 reggaeton salute.
We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim’s block to get to the bottom of Chris nearly having his foot cut off, as well as sing the praises of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Oral Presentations on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https...
Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Malcolm X Yelp review. Tim is unapologetic and drunk with prank power. Guest David James joins the show to wrangle Tim and Mike, attempting to save them from becoming mortal enemies.
The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5’2” retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into Part 2 on the patreon which ends with the hardest we have ever laughed on the podcast.
If you’re into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in public arguments, hood videos and race-specific hydration.
The vibes weren’t right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Program evaluations are in full effect and we decide to only get stronger from here on out, bubs.
