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The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hi everyone! The fact that we're not even lit yet is crazy. I know. It's kind of crazy. But we want to get over our segments first and then go in. Should we? No, I feel like we should do our segments lit. Okay, fine. Let's do it. Yeah. So as you guys know, Miss Kay and I are doing our... very first lit episodes by lit meaning we're just gonna be so happy yes we're gonna be

AF. And obviously with the rules and the regulations here on YouTube, we can't really be doing it on camera. So what should we call it when we take a puff? We should call it a puff. A puff puff. A puff puff. Okay. Yeah, let's go get our fix. Yeah, let's touch up. Yes. Okay, so whenever you guys hear those, that means we're gonna go do a little touch-up. And I think we should do it every 10 minutes. Okay, I'm done with that. It could be five minutes. Okay, I'm gonna start now.

But yeah, this is us sober. We should do like a sober thing. This is a sober... This is a sober... Hi, everyone. Hello. This is before we get hi, everyone. Yes. Hi. And then we should be... And then cut to... Us being lit After this intro We should go take a little Puff puff BRB Enjoy the intro you guys Bradman to earth Earth to Bradman Girl You already know who it is

And we're back. All this coughing is giving very much Miss K. It's giving. Girl, it's giving you're getting sick. It's what it's giving. With them. Raspy voice. No, it's 30 giving COVID-25. Can you believe people are still getting COVID? I know, same. I think it's funny that it's still around. Well, I wouldn't say it's funny, but I think it's a little cackling. That it's like a cold now. Yeah. Yeah. But before it's like a whole ass pandemic.

Well, as you know, I just came from L.A. And you know how my apartment, I have like this. You're trying to say right now. Do you have COVID? No, no, no. I had a COVID scare. Okay, okay. So, wait. Okay, by the way, you guys, we didn't even address the fam. We're back. Our first hit of the day. Miss Kay and I had this bright idea of like changing our sunglasses every time we go out. But let's... Okay.

So as I was saying, I was in LA this week and I was, you know how my apartment is? I had my AC at like 65 degrees. But I have the AC unit like facing the couch. So when you're sitting on the couch, it's literally blowing at you. And I was in LA and you know, as me when I'm in LA, she gets a little litty at night. So I had ordered this like...

Indica, that's like 45% THC. And I, okay, long story short, I feel like I've been saying this story for five minutes now. Long story short, I fell asleep on the couch right where the AC hits you. With no blanket.

I think I had like a sheer blanket. Like you know the one, a throw. A throw blanket. The one with the hole, the knitted ones. And I'm sitting there like this and I woke up with like the biggest headache of my life. And… I thought I had COVID because I also like every time I would like swallow or like Or sniffle It hurt to like swallow or like

It just felt like my mouth and body was rejecting it. And like the walk to my room, which is literally like five steps, was the longest five steps of my life. Like I could not find my footing. Really? Yes, and what I went back to bed I went back to sleep and I woke up and I didn't even feel any better

But then I had just realized that like, oh, I probably fell asleep and the AC was blasting in my face. And it dried you out. For like, yeah, for five hours. And then I had a bloody nose. Oh my God. You know me, girl. It probably did dry you out. What doesn't kill you make you stronger? Because the AC is talking about, guys, it's like literally like you can feel the blow. Like your hair will be like... Literally. You know what I mean? I woke up like...

I woke up and it's like literally like my face I think was blue. Oh my gosh. It felt like that way. Oh my gosh, girl. I don't know why the freak I fell asleep. It's okay.

Should we get into our segment? Yes, we should. Okay. So do you want me to go first or do you want to go first? You should always go first. Ladies should always go first. The tea of the week is going to be since it's December. Hi, December. Hey, Dee. Hello, hello. Okay, so I'm starting the holidays off with our... refreshing drinks. Since last episode, I did kind of like a hot drink. So this one we're going to do like a ice drink. So I made a cranberry lemon tea with peppermint syrup.

Cranberry. Cranberry. Right, right, right. And then just make sure to, like, just in case all the flavors are out. And I added, like, little, like, frozen cranberries on it. Just makes it look like little Christmas ornaments. Right. Yeah. I don't know if that's hitting because I'm litty or... It's very refreshing, isn't it? Kiefer. You know those like commercials when they take a... sip of something and it like... Yes. Girl. This literally like... That's how it felt like in my tongue.

Like the peppermint the peppermint the tanginess the bite of that the cranberry like the way it's giving Yes. Girl, it took me there. On the 12 days of Christmas, my true love gave to me a handful of cranberries. Do you want to taste what she created? I have one downstairs. You should taste it. Really? While it marinated? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah.

I feel like you're not going to cough for the rest of the episode. Oh my god, I hear a cough coming. Wait. Ozzy, I feel like we should give you a segment every episode. Yeah, we should. What kind of segment should we give Ozzy? We should give you... I feel like we should give him like...

The fun fact of the day. A fun fact of the day. Yeah. Something simple. Yeah. But wait, I have a really important tea of the week. Oh, tell us the tea of the week. So the tea of the week is we have a nominee in our hand. For what?

best video of TikTok. Oh, the video of the year? Video of the year! Well, I guess this is my moment. Get who it is. Get who it is. Oh. Bretman Rock. Can you cue like people screaming? Oh my gosh. It's really just an honor to be nominated. If you guys would like to vote for me, we will leave the voting link. in the bio. When does the voting ends? I don't really know but I really feel like I'm gonna win because losing is really not an option for me. Ashusha because your videos has been like...

Been that girl. Yes. Do you have a favorite video of mine this year, Miss Kay? My favorite video? It has to be that one video that you did. Bitch. That one video. There's so many to pick. I think one has to be like... This is crazy. No, there's one. The chicken one. The one that... I always text you this. I'm like, girl, I be cackling. Yeah. Okay, so the video that Miss Kay's talking about is the anxiety. It's the ad.

Is it the anxiety? The anxiety one. Yes. Anxiety. Yes. And then the chickens follow me. Yes. That's the one that... That's so funny. That's the video that's dominated for video of the year. Really? Yeah. I love that video. Because I literally was like, what video? And then it's that video. It's so funny. I always, and I really love, I don't know if you did that one, but the turtle one was always my all-time favorite. The Jurassic turtle.

Oh, that was last year. Yeah, that one was always my favorite. Wait, Ozzy, do you have a favorite video of Bretman? Yeah. And also, adding to that question, what is the first video that you saw of Bretman, if you remember? Oh my god. I think the first video I saw was you slapping Princess in the head. We'll play the video right here. The one that started it all. Truly. And then my favorite video.

Is the one of you singing in the rain. Period. Oh, because you were pulling up. That's why we were so fucking late that day. And that was the day that you got your ass whooped. Yeah. There are many, many things happened that day. That was an iconic day for you. Wait.

Wait, are you talking about the lip sync? The Mariah one. You filmed that shit. Oh my gosh. I feel like we never talked about that. We're too humble. Why do I feel like that should have been the video of the year? No, honestly, it's because like a lot of your videos that we honestly... take sometimes we do it for fun and it's always iconic yes and it's always the funnest thing to do and it's always like the ones that like it was literally the fact that

We didn't plan the rain, obviously. And I was like, Ms. K, I really want to do this video. I've been manifesting it. And then you, I feel like... I was just like, okay, let's do it. I posted the behind the scene of you like on the... She was literally... What did you have on? I had like a raincoat on and then I had like a little...

umbrella on me and at one point I was like I gotta get rid of this umbrella because it was getting out of the way but why is that one your favorite Ozzy? because the camera work thank you personal because I had to wait outside your house for 30 minutes. The backstory. Wasn't that day? Yeah, that's why I know that day is so iconic. I am so sorry. How long have you waited outside? I think 30 minutes.

The whole time I was in the shower, I thought somebody's let him in. And you know what's so bad? I was like kicking my feet. I was like... And you know what's so sad? Nicki comes upstairs and goes... I think someone rang the doorbell. And I was like, oh, I think someone got it. And I was in the shower like, Miss Kate definitely opened the door. So I feel like it's Nikki's fault. And Kat wasn't here. Yeah, Kat wasn't here. So we can't blame Kat. Yeah.

I can't spear this too well, but it has a lot of the cranberries. I think I put a little too much cranberries. Everybody should comment down below what your favorite Bretman video is. Oh, it's been 10 minutes.

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Ozzy, can you stay there so I can see myself? Period. McKaylee. Yes. Before we left, you were telling me about how... your first time getting lit was. Yeah, and I was with you. Would you like to share with the class that story? Because I really don't remember. Okay, so the very first time I ever, ever got stuff was, I think...

Do you remember the time when you picked me up? I thought I was living at Uncle H's house. Yes. Back in Ever Beach. And you were at like your Kapolei house, the trap house, I like to call it. Exactly very much. Yes. And then you picked me up because you were like, I want to go watch Moana. Oh my god, that was your first time. Yes. Okay, continue. And then you were like... Do you want to finish this blur? This blur. This blur. Yeah, do you want to finish this blur? I was like...

I've never done it before, but sure. And then I took a hit. And then you were like, no, that's not how you do it. You're supposed to take it in. Hold it in there for like 10 seconds and then let it out. And I was like, okay. And so I did that and I was like tripping after. And then I got a bowl of like, and then we went to my job because I used to work at a theater.

Do you remember? And I got a bowl of like food and I finished everything. And I was like, I've never experienced watching a movie like that because girl, why was the wave like in my face? It was giving 4D. Yes. It was like for thee. But yeah. I like your glasses. Thank you. What are they? I don't know. It's yours. I think those are the Gentle Monster ones. No, Bonnie Clyde. Oh, Bonnie Clyde. Piccolo.

These are Gentle Monster. There's Swarovski Collection. Is it the Kim Kardashian one? No. Did they have a collaboration with Kim Kardashian? I don't really know what that one's from. I think that was just like PR vibes. Oh. Was it the Galinda? Which one? This? Yeah. It came with a scepter? No. Yeah, this was the scepter one. The Swarovski Crystal's girl. I always live for their stuff. Wait.

Wait, since we're talking about PR, what is your most favorite PR packaging that you've ever received? My favorite PR package of all time? I feel like this is very niche, but I remembered when MAC did their very MAC Cosmetics. Shout out to you, girl. Nothing will be more iconic than the MAC Cosmetics PR when they sent out every single lip color. There ever is or was. Really? It was the heaviest PR box ever. And they sent every lipstick shade they have. And you still have them. Yeah.

That's literally like price possession vibes. I don't think any PR will- That's a collector's item. I don't think anyone can- Well, there's a lot of people, but like, I don't think there's a lot of people out there that can say they have every MAC lip shade ever as a wife. That is so iconic. I feel like that is so good. Would you say you're like a baby influencer? I wouldn't say I'm not influencing nobody. But have you ever gotten PR?

Yes, I've gotten PR. What is your favorite? My favorite PR would honestly be... Honestly, my favorite PR would have to be from the brand called... Kent. I think it's from Canada, the eyeglass place. And then they basically sent me my very first Prada glasses. And I was like, I was like, wow, why? Have I ever seen this? I think you did. I wore it in the Philippines. Oh, period. Oh, Philippines. Yes. We need to go back. Hi. Hi, Philippines. Hi, home. I wish you missed me because I miss you.

I hope you're doing great. Ozzy, do you ever go back home to the Philippines? Ozzy's Filipino, guys. Yeah. By the way. Oh my God, not... Should we describe Ozzy? Yeah, should we describe Ozzy? Ozzy is currently wearing a white shirt and glasses. Glasses, you guys. He has a 30-inch hair. Girl, no. He has a fresh fade going on. That's me. Okay. I haven't been back to the Philippines since I was four, five.

What was your favorite memory or do I remember anything from that trip? I remember because me and my brother's birthdays are really close. Your brother's brothers? My brother's birthday. So we went to celebrate, but I thought it was my birthday. So because everybody was celebrating him. Yeah. I had like my moment. I was like in front of the cake and they kind of like pushed me to the side. I'm like, the foot? You had your little... I was like, I thought it was my birthday. So I started crying.

That was one of your humbling moments. Honestly, as a Leo, that's so valid. Yes. It's so sad because is that one of your core memories? I think so. Do you feel like that traumatized you a little bit? I think so, because sometimes when it comes to my birthday, I just wait for people to be like, happy birthday. Aww. Ozzy, wait, you need to tell the crowd when it's your birthday now. You'll never forget it. April 1st is my birthday. I'm an April Fool's baby.

Period. I've never met anyone born on April 1st. I didn't think people were born that day. I'm going to be like, hey, Ozzy, happy birthday. I'm pretty sure everyone's born every day. I don't know if anyone's ever born on... But yeah, I don't know. But also that. I thought no one gets birth that day. No, that's my birthday. April 1st. At least you start the month. I am the month. What is that? An Aries?

Oh yeah, Aries. We love an Aries. They're the most toxic people I know. I'm so sorry. What would you say is the most green flag about you? Me? Yeah. I think a lot of people say I'm very down to earth. Okay, down to earth. Speaking of down to earth, wink wink. Oh my gosh. Not too much. We spoke, we said too much already. Oh, sorry. Kiefer, what is your green flag?

My green flag, I think, is that I am very much loyal. Okay. Yes. Very much. If I have your back, I have your back. Yeah. But can you be a fake bitch sometimes? I can. I can't. Which is why it's kind of like my red flag and a green flag. Opposites to track, I feel like. I feel like if you're one, you must be the other. Yes. It's giving Gemini. Princess. Yeah.

Wait. Yeah. I am a Gemini. No, you're not. It's how I think. Yes, I'm a... Gemini rising? Sun. No, moon. Moon. Okay, period. My rising is a Leo. As you should, honestly. With that hair. And a sinus of Virgo. I feel like you haven't given me credit for the hair that I did. Can we just say thank you to Batman, you guys, in the comments down below? about this hair like how he brought out this natural curls of mines using a steamer a steamer you know the clothes steamer and mousse and mousse

I haven't heard that song in so long. What other songs that you haven't heard in so long? Girl, I haven't heard it in so long for a reason. I mean, there's like things that you haven't heard for so long. Like... There's a song that I really liked back then that's like, baby, there's a shark in the water. I know that song. And it always just takes me back. Was it like a, who sang that song? A queen.

I think it's just called Shark in the Water. Shark in the Water? Yeah. I remember that song. It was like a one-hit wonder kind of moment. Right. I guess. Was it? I think it... I don't know. Wait Ozzy, who wrote that song? Shark Underwater. It's called Shark Underwater. And it's a girl that sings it. She may be blonde I think. There's a song by Vivi Brown, Shark in the Water. Can you play it a little bit? Is that okay? Yeah. They can cut it out. Like a little preview? Yes. Yeah.

Maybe there's a shark in the water. Okay. Work. Work. Hey. Hey. Very bad. Wow. It's very groovy. It has a groove tone to it. Have you ever heard of that song? No. Oh, girl. I live for that song. I love it. Where did you hear it? I think like TJ Maxx or I think Macy's. Oh, you were just walking around. Yeah.

I could just see you and Macy's like hearing the song. I literally was like, wait. Maybe there is shark underwater. There is. That's literally what I felt at that moment. Oh, speaking of shark, did you see they just found a new green shark? Where? Underneath the water. Bitch, of course. Like, they found it like... No! Ozzy, why did that make you laugh? It's like, where else you gonna find me? No, literally. I'm like...

I don't think it was flying, like... No, they found it under a sea. Like, beneath the sea. It came out of nowhere and it's green. Oh, period. It's a green shark. But it's a really old shark. Oh, period. Yeah. It's been 10... Oh my god. Oh my god. Alright. Okay. With that being said... BRB, I feel like it's time for a little touch-up.

And we're back, just like that. Hi. Miss Kay, what glasses are you wearing? I don't know. Period. I'm wearing these Jacquemus sunglasses that I got when he did a fashion show here. It looks like goggles. Right. Is that what it's supposed to look like? Yes. That's so cute. And my hat is from Tav in Kamakana. So cute. It literally looks like you're about to go to the beach. Yes. I love my little outfit today. It goes with the... With the lei. Yes. With my rocket ahuna. Okay, anyways.

Do you have any questions for me, Ms. K? No, but I was thinking, should we play a game? Of what? Have you ever seen those, like, are you smarter than a fake grader questions? Yes. Yes. Okay, should we have Ozzy ask us these questions? Yeah. Do you think we should have prepared? Is that okay, Ozzy? Do you think we should have prepared, Ozzy? I am so sorry. It was on the spot. We really just be like, do you want to jump off a plane? Yeah. Is that okay, Ozzy?

Hit us. I'm just kidding. Alright, question one. Where is that? Hello? Okay, while Ozzy's taking that, and I feel like my outfit wants to talk about vacation. Where was your favorite vacation place that I ever ever took you? Honestly, a vacation place. Top two. Top one. Top one. The Philippines. But I feel like... Which part? That's literally like... I really like Sikihor. I like how it was like very quiet. Yes, and like everything was just like... Fun. Fun.

Also, but like I always talk about the Philippines, but one another place that you took me that I thought it was really cool and like exciting and I always talk about it. It's Sweden. Oh, Sweden was cutesy. Yeah, I love Sweden. Sweden was honestly surprisingly very fun. I love how colorful it was. And clean. And the food was very nice. Is there any Swedish or Sweden people that watches us? Let us know down below.

We should have a fika. How do you say hello again? Do you want me to look that up too? Is it hello? In what? Swedish? In Swedish. How do you say hello? Hello. It says hey.

Period. All right. Ozzy, do you have questions for us? I do. How do you guys want to do it? Like first to answer or just go back and forth? I feel like... First, I feel like this is giving teamwork. Let's just see if we even know. Let's combine. This is giving very much two girls, one brain cell. Because I don't think I was paying attention to unfit grade.

5th grade was like a blur to me. Oh, I love 5th grade. What was your favorite part about 5th grade? I would like to say 5th grade was I had Ms. LaBaba and Mr. Momoreau. They were my English and math teachers and they were really cool. I know. I know that they're like one of your favorite teachers because you always talk about Ms. LaBabe. Ms. LaBabe. I love her. Ms. Alimaza. Love her. Ms. Silva. Love her. I love everybody that taught me.

Really? And it created you. No, literally like I didn't have any one teacher that I didn't like. Hello. Except like the ones that weren't even my teacher, which I will not talk about on here because why would I? I had one teacher that I disliked and she taught biology. That's all you needed to know. Famous biology. Yes. Yeah. Okay, first question.

It's starting. It's starting. Oh my god. My brain hurts already. I feel like this should be easy. Let's start off easy since you guys are kind of lit. What do you mean? That's crazy. I know. What's the name of the closest star to Earth? Moon. The closest star to Earth? Moon is a star. No, that's a... Moon is a star. Is it? It's not a planet. That is kind of right. It's a moon. A moon is a moon though. I hate how you always convince me, bitch. Like, I'm done with your shenanigans. Is it a number?

Or is it a name? It's a name and you guys are thinking too hard on it. The closest star? The sun. Correct. I can't believe I'm fucking playing with her as a team Okay, next question. It's like, miss, can I change my partner? No, literally. No, we're good partners. You got to consult me before you ask. Okay, okay, sorry. Okay, next question is, which ocean is the biggest?

Pacific. Correct. Yeah. Right. Let's just forget the first question. We're on it. Okay, next question. What's the freezing point of water in Celsius? In Celsius. I know it's... If you convert that, it's 20 degrees lower. I think it's in the negative. So zero. I think it's zero. It's zero. I think it's negative four. Freezing point is zero. Okay then. Is that it? Is it zero? Correct. You ate that. That was on you. That was on you. I don't know why I know that.

What is the largest mammal on Earth? A mammal? Is it an elephant? I like to think it's a whale. The blue whale. A whale. Just a whale? Yeah, because mammal gives birth to like actual... Is this mammal... Animals, right? In the ocean or in land? You guys want me to give you hints or? No. Okay. It can't be the elephant. A whale. The great whale. A whale. A great whale? I'm going to say that you guys already said the answer.

Just got to choose one. An elephant. A whale. A whale. Okay, go. I feel like a whale. A whale. Do you want to be specific on what kind of whale? A great white shark. I hum back well. No, it's not that. Yes. Moby Dick. I'm gonna say Brett already said it. I see. Oh my god. The Great White Well? No. What? It was the ones before that. The Great White Way. Wait, I literally, I know this, because there's a lot in the Philippines. Well, sharp. A great...

Oh wait, no. Well... I literally said it earlier. Well... Well... Oh well. I'm just going to give you guys the point. But the answer is the blue whale. The blue whale. The way I never even said that. The blue whale. The big blue whale. Would you please rewind it when I said it? The blue air. Okay, next question is, what is the largest organ in the human body? Largest organ in the human body? Muscle. Bitch, stop.

skin no it's just not an organ oh you gotta let me know if you're locking it in is skin an organ I think that's a body part but I don't know if it's an organ if it's A bone? Then it would be the liver, maybe? Bones? Bones is not an organ. What is that? It's a bone. It's like an oral category? Is it lungs? I think it's the liver. No, intestine. Okay, intestine. I mean, it is the longest. If you stretch that shed out. Is it the intestine? No, it's actually the skin. So you're correct.

Right. What is the definition of an organ? I thought it was inside. No? Yeah, that's what I thought too. That's what I said. Intestine. Because that seemed right. Right? So an organ is defined as a group of two or more different tissues that work together to perform a specific essential function or set of functions for the body. Six, seven. Yeah. So what two helps skin?

It's kind of like the cells joining together. Okay. To protect your muscle. Well, I feel like we should get half a point for that. Because I literally fucking said... You did, but you didn't lock it in. So I didn't... Okay, well, we never locked in all the other answers, but you would cut us out. I didn't know we had to lock in answers. If we said it already, just fucking say we got it.

Sorry, I'm just following the rules that we didn't make up yet. Oh, yeah. Okay, this was a trick one. I didn't even know this one too. But what is the only food that never spoils? Only food that never spoils? What is the only food that never spoils? The rotten food. The only food that never spoils? Vegetables. Is it a type of food? Is it water? It's sweet. Honey. Yep. Well, I just felt the vivery. I guess.

Wow. I felt like because like honey, they don't always have an expiration date on the thing. Yeah. And if they do have an expiration date, it's fake honey. That's what I learned from TikTok. It's just added sugar. Yeah. Right. Wow. Okay. Okay.

What is the longest river in the world? Moon River. I would like to say Mississippi. No. No, girl. In the world? Oh, Red Sea, I think. No, that's not a river. That's a C. It's in the name. Red Sea River. Oh, yeah. It's Red Sea River or Sea. Is it in America? No. Is it in Egypt? Denial. Yes. I was going to say that. How many questions am I asking?

Until the time is done. Okay, we got like one more minute. Okay. Okay, that's like two more questions, I feel like. Well, we'll see how far it goes. Oh, how many colors are there in the rainbow? Roy G. Bev. R-O-Y-V-I-6. 7. Why the fuck did you answer? Seven? I didn't lock it in. Six, seven. It is seven though. I didn't count and they go, I just went to BV. Right. Okay. Because sometimes Indigo and Burpo, where do we cross the line here? Yeah.

I thought indigo was like another language form of violence. Did you guys see that photo and video of me with the rainbow? Yes, I did. Can you believe? I know. You know, I had to explain to someone how rainbows are made. Period. How did you explain it to them, Ms. Kaylee? It's when, you know, the clouds that carries the water up in the air? Bitch, duh. So when they start raining and then you have the sun, so it wants the...

Just say it's the fucking reflection of the raindrops. I guess. With the sun. Yeah. I was like, the rain goes on to the water. Yeah. And then it creates like the rainbow and I was like, and you can create this by going with getting a house. And putting it on mist. Yeah. Like bitches really don't be getting it these days.

Yeah, I'll let you guys choose a category. So there's history, math, science, grammar and spelling, or geography. Which one do you guys want? I like to do spelling. History. Okay. Okay, we'll do one grammar and spelling one history then. Okay. Hit me. Oh. How do you spell receive? Receive? Like you're giving me something? Can you please use it in a sentence?

Have you received this? Receive. Like, do you receive or do you give? If you don't let her. Did you receive my text? Oh, easy. R-E-C-I-E-V-E. Oh, my God. Right, your turn. Oh, I thought it was a teamwork. Receive? R-E-C-E-I-V-E? Correct. Oh, wow. You said CI. I know. Yeah, diet. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to give you like a chance, you know? You know me. I've been needing the chances these days. Wait, history. Give me a second. I love history.

What about, why is it always his story? Never her story. Okay, let's choose her story. Who was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean? Amir Earhart. Duh. Oh my God. That's so easy. And did you know that they might have found her body? Yeah. Where was it? In an ocean floating. Right. After all these years? Yes. No, they found it underneath the ocean. It's like on a radar. And it was her plane. Who was the first female justice on the U.S. Supreme Court? RGK?

Yeah. R-D-K? R-D-J? Who's that? Is she a Latina queen herself? No. She's a white girl. Well, who is it? I don't know this one. Sandra Day O'Connor is what I'm reading. Oh, Sandra. Day O'Connor. Yeah. I think it's time for a touch up. How long has it been? You guys, the touch up is like a 30 minute walk. And we're back. Hi. Hi. Hi, everyone. We're giving... I want to be together. No! No, I was thinking like, cause I am the only girl in the world. If I was, you're lucky.

If I was a rich boy if I was a rich girl I love how I look right now. Same. It's giving like... I feel like Te Fiti's little brother, honestly. This bitch right here. Right. That's you. That's you. And then I'm this. Yeah. You're like the water too. Yes. The forest. The sisters. You know how like Pele has a sister? Ozzy, can you take a picture of us from your view, please? I would honestly wear this out. Honestly, yeah. Why are we so creative when we're living? Honestly.

Right. So as we were saying, we had asked Ozzy if he could bring us some Jeopardy questions. Is it Jeopardy or is it... Family feud. Just because the history question got me a little excited. I'm not gonna lie. Right. So why didn't you pick history? I thought it was gonna be easy. Yeah. But it's okay. It's okay. No, it's just like, you know. She got your mind going. Yeah. It's stimulating my mind. Okay, first one. I checked BuzzFeed. I checked BuzzFeed and there's another somebody that...

Question the 100 people or survey 100 people. Okay, so if a man plays this instrument, he's probably good at making love. Ukulele. And there's eight. Eight answers. Eight answers. Eight answers on the board. Wait, wait, wait. Should we read it like a... A real word. If we say something, it's wrong. Okay. So once we lock it in and we have three verses. Yep. Right? Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do we take turns?

Okay, I'll go with guitar. Guitar is the number one answer. Of course you wouldn't know that. I would like to say piano. Piano is the second. Is giving one too. So there's eight answers. I would like to say the trombone. Trombone. Oh wait, no. I'm sorry. I meant saxophone. What is a trombone? I meant a saxophone. Saxophone is number four on the board. Like my favorite number, sorry. That's me. We all know whoever plays this instrument are the Czech Magnus of the group.

The drummers. Drummer is number three on the board. One, two, three, four is getting that. Are the next four niche instruments? They're pretty out there, yeah. Okay, I guess. I would say they're pretty still like… popular in the realm of instruments violin violin's number five oh my god oh my god I'm getting scared so three more you guys still have three strikes so you guys are good violin

What other instrument? How about... Just go first thing off your mind. Saxophone? We did that already. Oh, clarinet or flute. Flute is number six on the board. Seven and eight. Oh my god. We're like too good. Yes. So we have one more. Eight. Eight. No, we just have seven and eight. Yeah, seven and eight. I would like to just go ahead and say maybe something along the lines of maybe... What other? The triangle? No.

So watch straight. You guys want like a hint? Yeah. Okay, so one is a really loud instrument and the other one is like a very gentle type of instrument. A loud instrument. I would say like, what is that called? Harmonica? Oh, that could be harmonica. That could be the eighth. Is that really? That could be it. Because that could be the silent, quiet one. Say it. Harmonicas? Harmonicas are not on the board.

We can't get another answer wrong. I would say something along the lines. I would say something along the lines. All this work is gonna go to waste. bongos is that even okay i'll give you one more hint so one is a string instrument the other is a brass instrument a bass brass brass It has to be the ones that's like... Giefer, you was in band. Girl. It was the loudest one. I was there for like three days. I don't care. You should know. The loudest one was always tuba.

It has to be tuba then. I wouldn't say loudest. I would just say it's a loud instrument. Okay. A loud instrument. Okay, so that's not tuba. Is singing like an instrument? No. Violet. You said violin. I said violin. I said bass. Like, you know, the guitar. Did you say guitar? I'll give you guys the motions. That way we can do like the other questions. But this is seven. Oh. Period. What is that? A fucking... A harpist? Yeah, harp. Yep. Seven. And then... Harpists?

A clarinet. Trombone? It's a trombone. Oh. A trumpet. It's the eighth one. Isn't that a... Okay, well, whatever. Next. We suck. Boo, you whore. Give it to the next family.

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Okay, this one's kind of easy. So this one has four. Name something you turn on to relax after work. TV. I would say TV. Okay, go. TV. TV is number one. Okay. My iPad, phone. Phone is number three. Okay. I would say AC, air conditioner. That would actually be a good one. It's not on the board, though. Oh, my God. Car. Turn off. Yeah, I can't wait to fucking go home. After work. That's actually a creative answer. That's not on the board though. What the fuck? What the fuck?

How are you going to get to fucking home to turn on your fucking TV? Don't be mad at me. Just be mad at the 100 people that they asked. Okay, wait. Can you repeat the question, please? That's crazy. Name something you turn on to relax after work. So you guys already said TV. That was number one. And then you guys said iPad or phone. That's number three. So you have number two and number four. Gaming console?

You guys have two strikes as well, so this would be the last one. It's my turn. Oh, it's your turn anyways. I would like to say... I would say let's think about when you actually get home. Like, what are the things that you guys turn on? to relax I would like to say radio radio is actually number two on the board She just would like to say it. Your turn. Your turn. Don't fuck it up.

You got this. How many answers is there? Just five, right? Just one more question. One more. So you guys said TV. You guys said phone. Radio. This is number four. After work, I would like to turn on my... I would like to say massage chair, but girl... Just think about like a long day at work. Fan. You're sweaty. You feel dirty. A fan. Shower! Turn on the shower Shower and bath are number four I'm so happy!

Are you guys ready for the next one? Duh. Okay, so we're going to harken back to the last episode. But one, two, three, four, five, six. Six answers on the board. Name a reason you might not respond to a text. A reason I might not. I'm busy as fuck. Busy as fuck would be number one on the board. Right. You know me. I'm always going to be number one. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. I would like to say sleeping. I'm sleeping.

Sleeping is number two on the board. I would just like to say that maybe I'm working at the moment. So they put busy, work, and school. Okay, so work. So it doesn't count. Doesn't count. It's still in the answer. Oh, okay. So that doesn't count. Yeah. I'm sleep, not sleep, well sleeping, not working, slash busy. I'm driving. Driving is number five on the board. Wow. My phone is dead. Phone is dead is not on the board. Wow. No, that should have been. Yeah.

I was at school. So school is, so it's busy work and school. Oh, I was... She said, I will always be number one. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. I will stay number one. I just realized why Ozzy said nudge, nudge, wink, wink to last episode because... Maybe I was driving. Yeah, but you already said driving. You literally just said driving. That was like your last answer.

Okay. Driving. This was also like a very... They just asked like a hundred people. Like this is someone else did it. So it's not like a... Maybe I was just avoiding you. That is number three. That's a very straight answer. I'm like, bitch, I don't want to fucking talk to your ass. I'm overthinking about this. The fuck? I don't want to fucking talk to you. So you have two more answers. And you have one strike. It's avoiding with ghosting.

But I would say avoiding is kind of like you dislike the person. So same as what Brett just said. What was our answers again? Sorry. So far you guys said busy slash work slash school. Sleepy slash. Slash sleeping. Driving. And then you just don't like the person. Dislike the person. So how many more answers? You have two more answers. Fuck. They're pretty... Yeah. I'm showering. No, showering is not on the board. So that's two strikes. Maybe I was... Maybe I was just filming my podcast.

I was... watching a movie? No! No! That's not my answer. Maybe I was... So I kind of just think like, why would you not respond to a text? Having dinner? I was thinking about what to say. That is the sixth answer. So you got that one. What was the answer? Deciding what your response is going to be. I'm like, maybe I don't know what to say yet. Maybe you don't know or maybe you do know what is the last. Yeah, one more. I would like to pass.

I don't know. Can you repeat the question? Name a reason you might not respond to a text. I forgot. You forgot is the fourth answer.

We ate that. We ate that. Yes. Bitch, I always forget to text. Why don't you say that? Right. So speaking on forgetting things, name something you never leave home without. So you have four answers on the board. My wallet. Wallet is number three on the board. Your keys. Your keys is number two on the board. My phone. Your phone is number one on the board. Your car. Your car is not on the board. Lip gloss. Your lip gloss is not on the board. You have one more strike. Oh my god. Bag. No! You sure?

Wait. What else? Well, it's something the three of us are wearing. My glasses. Glasses is number four on the board. I was going to say a wig. I'm not going to lie. Something on our head. Yeah. I'm like socks. Okay, let's do... How many more do you want to do? Glasses. Let's do maybe two more. Two more, okay. Let me go back to the BuzzFeed one.

Okay, so this one is three answers on the board. So this might be either too easy or too hard. Name a crime that some people probably commit every day. Every day. Every day. How many answers? Three answers on the board. I would say stealing. Stealing is not on the board. Every day? Speeding. Speeding is number one on the board. Kiefer, you already made us lose a fucking thing.

No, we won. How many answers is this? Three. I mean, speeding. It's not a crime. It's not a crime. Crossing? It's not a crime. Parking tickets. Parking is not on the board. What? I said parking is not on the board. Bitch. I'm gonna give it so just that we can move on. Murder. Not just so we can move on. Okay. Murder. We have one more. Murder is not every fucking day. We have two more. Yes. If you think about it, there's always someone getting murdered. The common people. What common people like.

would usually commit. Stealing. Bitch, you already fucking said that. I know. You want to point for something you guys already said? What? Jaywalking. Bitch. Okay, so Jaywalking is up on the board. You have one more. One more. So you have two strikes. You guys said speeding, jaywalking. One more answer. I would say it's something people don't realize is a crime, but they do anyway. And it's something... I don't know how else to explain it.

What does it start with? L. Lying. Lounging. Loitering. Littering. Littering is the third answer on the... Here he is. Crime? Lounging. Yeah because you have to pay a fine for it. Okay last one. Wow that got my head like hurting. I'm not gonna lie.

One, two, three, four, seven. This one has seven answers. I feel like we would win family. Name an occupation in which you trust a woman more than a man. Kind of everything. Therapist. what kind of therapist there's a mental therapist okay physical therapist it says massage therapist so i'm just okay well give me the point yeah i'll give you the point what about what about

Ooh, okay, not him getting rid of it. Wow. Just say you want this green Tuesday. How about teaching? Teacher is number five on the board. What was the question again? Name an occupation in which you trust a woman more than a man. Pediatrician. OBGYN. Like a baby doctor? Like a baby doctor? Pediatrician? Or just a doctor in general? A doctor. I'll give you doctor. So doctor is number two on the board. Girl, you knew I meant doctor.

How about four more? A babysitter. Nanny slash daycare is on the board. Yes. How many more answers? Two. Three more. What about if she was my mother? As an occupation? birth giver birth giver so think about like things in like for yourself you would trust a woman to do more than a guy oh cosmetology wise like hair hair be like a beauty

Yes, that's number three on the board. What are we missing? What numbers? You're missing the number one answer on the board and the seventh answer on the board. A lawyer? Or sixth answer. I'll say, yeah, because it's kind of like... A politician. Because you have to be a lawyer to be a politician. Is a politician in there? A politician is on there, yeah. Wow. I love that. I love that. What about entertainment? Is that your answer? Yeah. That's a wide…

Like an actress? Wide range though. That's not on the board. Like a singer? How many X do you have? That was your first one. But just think about like a chef. Chef is not on the board. This is the number one answer. Right. Someone that you would see kind of regularly. You see this person more than the other person that you mentioned earlier. You guys want one more hint? Yeah. Think Filipino. Nurse! And occupation. Nurse is number one on the board. Nurse! Not think Filipino. LOL.

What is an occupation? A job. Good to know. I always thought a nurse was a career. That's the same, yeah. Occupation, a career, a job. Well, should we end the episode? We should. You look like you're chilling, girl. Girl, I'm literally like... Lounge. Lounge. I'm literally loitering right now. Someone call 911. Can you even hear me when I'm all the way this far back? Kinda sorta yeah. Not kinda sorta yeah. Kinda sorta kinda yeah. You're like most likely. Yeah sorta kinda. Okay. Miss Kate.

Yes. What are your thoughts of this lit episode? I couldn't live. I couldn't live for the highs and lows. Right. And the adventuriness of it all. Should we do face masks after this? We should. While we wait for Nicki to come over. Yeah. And also, also like I love how like... What is this called like when it's like very much random? Spontaneous, okay Did you slip that in? As you can see, I've been trying to like improve on my vocabulary lately.

Just because. Because you've been subtly doing it. Yes. And also, like, I don't want to be that girl that only has, like, very minimal vocabulary words nowadays.

so I would like to start by saying we should get on with the ending ending And we should do product of the day. Would you like to go first? Yes. Oh my god, my boo. Okay. So my product of a day is not quite this product, but it's the same product, but the same brand. Yeah. But it's different. So this is the Eve and Nick? Eve New York, I think. Eve New York.

main magic 10-in-1 primer for fine hair but I have the stronghold thick and volume one and oh my gosh you guys that one I love bye I love everything that like I've been into this kind of products where like I hate products when my hair is dry and you're adding on it because it gives me flaky like... Scalps. Yeah. So I've been loving like the whole like...

putting it in when your hair is dampy. And I just feel like it works better. Mines, I don't have it with me because I literally forgot it, but it's the Redken Brushable Hairspray. In the silver bottle. She is the best. I literally, it's downstairs. I forgot to bring it up. What does it look like? Should I go grab it real quick? It's up to you, babes. Guys, wait for me then.

Do you want me to sing for them? Yeah. Okay. What song would you guys want me to sing for you guys? Oh, do you know what song I've been loving lately? It goes... Haven't you heard? I'm the internet girl. I'm getting at it here. Eat zucchini. Eat zucchini. Eat zucchini. Eat zucchini. Do you read me? Like the emoji. I want you. I want you. I want you. He's back. Okay, I'm back you guys. This is the Redken Brushable Hairspray.

And she's that girl. She's exactly what she does. And I love her, especially after a blowout. You spray this and then you brush everything out. That's so cute. I love it. I've seen you use this on me once and I'm like, girl. She's that girl and she has so much. Oh, this is your secret. Yeah. I love. Anyways, we love you guys. Miss Kay, where can they even find you these days? You guys can find me anywhere at M-I-S-K-A-A-Y-E, on Instagram, TikTok, anywhere you want, or in Nevada's radio.

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