¶ Podcast Intro and Gratitude
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello. Aloha nui aloha. Everybody. It is Thursday yet again. Oh my gosh. It's actually when this video comes out, I think it's like almost Thanksgiving. Oh yeah. What are you thankful for today? What am I thankful for? I'm honestly thankful for whatever I have at this moment. Period. Yes. Especially right now, because like, you know, the Philippine flooding.
And things like that. Natural disasters has been a lot in the world and just like in different situations too. I'm very grateful and thankful for what I have. To piggyback off that, I'm also grateful for things I don't have. Yeah. Like, honestly. I love that. Because if I do want it, it's already on its way to me. And if I don't need it, then I don't need it. Wow. I never really...
Well, you know me girl. You know me girl. You know me girl. Speaking of... Cue the intro. Girl, you already know who it is.
¶ Slip It In Game Rules
And we are back. Yes, yes. Today's episode is going to be very special because Miss Kay and I are going to be playing a game. I don't really know what the game is called. I just know that basically... Are you okay? Do you mind? Can you do that at home? Literally do that on your own time. Literally, like, straight man, girl. Like, man, it's so embarrassing. Like, literally. At least cough into the mic like Miss Kay. At least cough into the mic. Hey, that's up.
immune system like a autoimmune system one day your coughing will leave cough drops my cough drop deal is coming exactly all see Period. And when you do stop coughing, it would be called a cough drop. No, it's when I'm doing a cough, literally. Cough drop. The cough has been dropped. Yeah. Anyways, Miss Kay and I are going to be playing the word game. And basically, basically, Unfiltered always plays this. We're going to be... Well, actually, let me have Ozzy explain the rules. Ozzy...
¶ First Round Words Revealed
Go ahead. That was a great key. Another cough, girl. I wasn't coughing. I was tearing my throat. We can call it the slip it in game. Slip it in. Let me slip it in. Okay, so Brian Kiefer are gonna have a private list of... Kiefer is crazy, Ozzy. Miss Kay, I'm so sorry. It's Michaela. I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. The whole government name is... I know! Might as well call you...
Mark Kiefer, Pesco. Not the Mark Kiefer. I'm sorry. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Brandy and Miss Kay are going to have a private list of three words to use naturally during their conversation or during the whole pod. They're not allowed to reveal their words until the end. Oh, well, we'll see. We're all trying to figure out how we're going to do this game. So they're going to slip in the words when they're doing the conversation. And if they feel like the other person is using their word.
you're going to call them out on using that word. I don't know how you guys want to call it out, but you slipped it in her. Yeah. So if they get the, if they call out and it's correct, then they get a point. But if they call it out and they get it wrong, they get minus a point. And yeah, whoever gets the most points at the end of the game wins or end of the podcast. Do we get more points the more we use the word? What if I spam the word? That's up to you. Like static, static, static, static.
What if we do it where like you can, but like... No, I feel like we shouldn't. Okay. Yeah. This is the first iteration. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Okay. And the way of... And if we get caught, just be like, you can't me. Because we're sleeping it in. And then, oh, you caught me. Period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ozzy will be texting us our words. Right? Yep. Right now? Right now. You guys, I suck at this game. Anything with mental games?
Ugh. I start laughing. Okay. Brett's words are peculiar, momentum, suddenly. Miss Kay's words are vast, perhaps. Subtle. These are big words. These are big words for Elmo. Like, I suddenly don't even want to play the game. I think I might have given Miss Kay easier words. Suddenly I'm not playing. They're like easy words, but... I don't even know. Why are you looking at my phone? Girl, you have a fucking privacy screen. No, I do not. Oh, why does it look like that? I don't know. Oh.
Okay. Well, shall we start? I'm not thinking. I'm literally like, I don't... You're gonna get these because we don't use these. We are not vocab girlies. So when you use a vocab word, I'm gonna be like... I'm not gonna lie. I literally just like, while I was on my phone just now, I was literally looking up the definition. I'm like, Arcee, can you give us the words and definition and use it in a sentence? Alright. Okay, do you want to go?
¶ Bretman's Journal Entry
First? Or should I go first? Oh yeah. I feel like you've been going first a lot. And I've been forgetting to do mine. So let me read my thing today. It's titled Funk in November. Sure. Bitch. Why would my... I mean, do you want to... No. No. No, I just said sure. Did you think I was slipping it in? No. Right. I literally just said sure. I'm feeling very static to read this right now. I feel very ecstatic to read this. Yeah funk in November
Something tells me November is going to be one of my best months this year. Despite this little funk I'm going through, which isn't really a dramatic as I'm probably making it sound, I've just really... I really just haven't been in the mood to write things down or journal or maybe because I just haven't been seeing my journal, you know, out of sight, out of mind. I didn't even get to write about Halloween. Cleo and I did.
I was Galinda and she was Elphaba and we had so much fun shooting that. Cleo even texted her mom after saying she loved it because she got to be herself and she got to sing. Unusually and exceedingly peculiar. And now the word. Gay. Yes, for update, I'm still not a sugar baby. And the wholeness energy hasn't entered my body yet. But maybe...
All the ho-ho energy will manifest that this season. Ho, ho, ho. Period. Have you used any of your words yet? No. Period. Right. I have. Oh, it's my turn? Yeah. Okay.
¶ Subtle Word & Silent Letters
So today, I was gonna make pumpkin spice latte. But it's currently 8 o'clock at night. So Brett was like, I am not trying to do that. Right. So what is this? I'm like nervous. So this is a cookie butter, pumpkin, milk, milk? Okay. It's not milk chocolate. Cookie butter, pumpkin, milk, milk. Milk, cookie butter, pumpkin. Let's taste this vodka. Okay, wait. Hold on. Let me... Is that your word? Okay. Did you see the little streaks of cookie butter I put in there? Yeah. Yeah.
Why did that give? Is it really giving? Yes. Oh my god. This is giving Scrum Delicious. I thought the cookie butter was going to be a little subtle but it's like I put a lot in there. What was that word you used? A lot? No, before that. Because that didn't come up natural. What do you mean? Nobody says subtle. I do. It's subtle. Girl. I would never say. Where's the B in subtle? It's a silent B. And I'm going to use that as. Did you slip it in? Did you slip it in Miss Kay?
Did you slip it in? You caught me. No, because I'm literally like, you have never said that word. I've never said. In your life. Yes. And suddenly you want to be saying it. Yeah, because it's a little subtle. It's the B for me. Is there other words? I literally have said this. The other day. Where I'm like silent letters are so fucking stupid. Yeah. Like it's so American. No offense to Americans. But. Bitch. Nats. Bitch. It's gonna. Yeah. It is gonna.
It's so much better. Everybody know it's bologna. Bologni. It's literally bologna. Like, bitch. Like, spaghetti. That's... What do you mean spaghetti? Like that's spaghetti. There's no silent word in it. I know. Now you're just saying it different. Spaghetti. Like that's fucking spaghetti as well. It's spaghetti. No, it's spaghetti. She's very subtle. Right, right. Okay, you're negative one. I hate that word. Well, what's my word count? Okay. Wait, do you have tea of the week?
¶ Current Events & Immigrant Wins
Oh, I do. Okay, so the time has come for the world to announce the new month of the year. And it's Miss Anokiai. I mean, about time. Honestly, yes. Did she win? Oh, yeah. I haven't seen her speech. Miss Anok Yaiwan, model of the year. Yes. Also, like, I just want to say, like... Also, New York has their first ever immigrant mayor ever. During this time? And his speech was everything. And I'm just so happy for New York.
I'm guessing New York is very happy with it because everyone, every New Yorker that... I know, we're celebrating it. More power than New York. And it's like the perfect time at the moment. It's like all these immigrants winning something. As we should. And like, let's not forget, America was built with... No, America was built...
By immigrants. Brick by brick. Thank you. Brick by brick. Speaking of brick, I also feel like the first person that threw the brick at Songwon was probably an immigrant too. Huh? Girl. The stone wall. Like they threw a brick. Yeah. At the stone wall. No babes. That was doing of a colonizer. Oh. That was a colonizer that threw it? Yeah. She was a hater. Oh she was? He was.
They were. Yes. Ew. I remember that one meme of people being like, I think it was Derek Berry being like, people died. She's like, no. No one died. It was just like a very turn of event. Yeah. Turn of events? Those are words. I don't think that would be your... Okay.
¶ Physical: Asia Show Review
Have you been liking any shows lately? I feel like there's one show that I really want to talk about, but I want you to bring it up. But you're not watching it. Is it Physical Asia? Yeah! Mr. Mark, hello. This is my application of me asking to go out with you. Mr. Mark. Hi. Imagine. He's cutesy. He is so cute. What do you feel about Pacquiao being in it? Honestly, about time.
He needs to branch out. Yeah. And he needs to be the icon himself. No, but have you been watching it? Oh, no. I mean, by his age... Because I have. Oh, I finished every single episode. But... It's not even out. Oh, yeah. Up to... Episode 7. Yeah. So you have been watching it. Yeah. How he left. Yes. Because of issues. Issues. I'm like, sis. And I'm like, you don't want to lose, Pacquiao. No, you wanted to leave because you know that you were low-key lacking. Yeah.
I mean, by his age... The way he watched that ball, like, just go, I was like, oh my god, girl. And the way, like, girl, I don't even really care because he's homophobic as fuck, but like... He was really carrying sandbags for the shipwreck challenge and I'm like, girl Bring in the crates. Fucking crates. The way he... Okay, wait, wait. For... Okay, wait. I'm sorry to cut you off. In that challenge, what would...
Like as a leader, you're going as a leader, what would you have told your teammates to do? Like what was your strategy? I don't think I would have really any strategy. that's like different from like what they had already going on. I just think the team was weak as fuck. Yeah. Like the fact that Philippines had like, look like this is like, I'm Filipino as fuck. So it literally, and I'm an athlete too. So it really broke me.
when we had the lowest things that we transported. And I was literally like, what the fuck? Because there was some scenes where like the strong man over there was taking a fucking break, like just sitting on the ledge. He said a lot of words back then. Did you use any words? Well, no, I haven't. I haven't used... I actually only have used none of my words yet. Oh, really?
Do you want to know how much words I use? Probably all of it. Yeah. Well, you got one wrong. So. Okay. But anyways, what was I fucking saying? Bitch, you made me lose my train of thought. No, the sandbags. No, it was just like the fact that like he was just resting and I'm literally like, you got all the girls like doing...
Like we're actually doing shit like mark was doing shit. Yeah And then like the big strong man is just like not doing anything and then the fact that like we lost that totem challenge
What's the totem challenge when they were like holding on like this? Yes, I'm honestly okay. We had two guys Yes, the big girl girl And I'm honestly if they put mark and the rugby guy on that challenge they would have won i'm saying easy easily no it was a rugby guy that slipped oh is it yeah it was like ray and like the big oh the red yeah the rugby guy he was the one that was slipping yeah that makes sense but
Did you watch the last episode where they were doing the Kipling thing? The Kipling thing? Oh, not even Kipling. It was like a... What is that movement called? Kettlebell swings? Oh, yes. Yeah, like where you have to like use your momentum to like get it up and then like over. I love kettlebell. Kettlebell. Bell. Or kettleballs. Bitches kettlebell. Oh, oh, yeah. Well, it was still a kettlebell because
It has a handle and they go up, but it cuts off where like at Korea, like, and they had four seconds left. Like, do you think that bomb made it over or not? Like, do you think Philippines is about to slip in and Korea is about to get a boot? Or... I think Philippines is going to go. Right. In that episode, that last episode, it was giving Philippines... You know what I'm rooting for, though? Who? Mongolia.
You guys, I have found my new man. Oh my god. Yes, I do see you with something like that. He is so fine to me. He's fine. Even like the aura when he came in. And he was just like, and what about it? He looks like a baby.
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¶ Game Round One Recap
Also, I used all my words. You did? Yep. Where was the fucking big... Oh, you were acting. Yeah. Should we... Should we reveal our words and play around too? I mean, we can. Why not? It's literally only been 20 minutes and we already did all our words. You got two points. I got four. Yeah. Well, I may have cheated because I whispered the other one. No, it literally just happened just now.
Right. Did you say your first word? You said your first word? Yeah. Just now. I was like, I was like, he's very big. Did you hear all my words, Ozzy? He's very huge. He's very vast. I was just cracking up. Well, because Brett did a really good job. The subtle one took me out. Subtool. Because I heard it. I was like, okay. So Miss K got it. And then Brett was like, hold on. No, yeah. And I did perhaps.
I'm... Okay, you do be saying shit like that though. Perhaps... Perhaps not. That's when I did that earlier. Did you hear me when I was like... No, but it was the... Isn't it like a little subtle? And then the way you looked at me...
¶ More Physical: Asia Insights
You guys, I hate games like my games. Okay, did you find his name? Is he the MMA fighter? What does he do? He's the wrestler. He's like the Mongolian wrestler. Oh, is he the team captain? Yeah. EQ huh? This is his name. What's his name? Orkan Bayar? Bayar? That's your man, girl. That's your man. I think the hottest one there right now, I would say is the boxer. Oh, he's not even there anymore.
Oh, the Thai? The Muay Thai? Yes, the boxer. I would say the cute one right now in there. I think Whitaker is kind of cute. Mr. Whitaker will always be that bitch. But no, that's not who I find cute right now in there. I was gonna say... Oh, it's Orkhan Bayar Saikan. He's great. Yeah, I don't like that last name. Their team is just so strong. They are. Yeah. He's so big. And I just know that kind of big man.
It's so fluffy and soft. Like, he's giving cuddles. Like, panda bear. Like, Eddie. Eddie? From Team Australia. I'm like, that man gives great hugs. I just know it. I know when somebody gives good hugs. I can... He looks like he can't do... He looks like he's not the strongest man. Yes! Sorry, Ozzy. I just got...
Yes. He came in like that. Ozzy, you need to watch Physical Asia. Yes. He came in like that with like this aura of like such a manly guy. But he's in like that. Yes. And he was like, I am the strongest man here. And is. I believe you. I'm trying to think who I have a crush on on this show. Oh, Yusung Bing. Like from Korea. The big one that was doing hurdles. They kind of sucked. Yusung? I think he was in season one. No, he was just like an all-around guy. I think he...
He's actually like a skiing guy. The skiing sled. You know, this year, I didn't think he was there until like that part because I was like, they made him so... So popular. I think that's what they're trying not to do. Because in season one or two. I don't know which one he was in. He was literally like the main character. Yes, he was. And then Amoti was there. And then he won. Yeah. Amoti 8.
Emote is cute too. Yeah, Emote Mr. Emote is cute. Okay, should we reveal our words since we used it up? I did. No, say all your three words. Oh, my words were perhaps... Okay. Subtle. And vast. Vast? Yeah, like huge, big, like my man. He's fast. See, I... Girl. Yeah. Okay, mines were suddenly... How are you gonna give... Suddenly? Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, and then peculiar. Okay, peculiar. Unusually and exceedingly peculiar. Yeah, that one was like... Yeah, ate that up. Because that wasn't even in my journal. Okay, okay, okay. And momentum. Momentum When I was talking about the Kipling thing and they have to use their momentum to go Okay See I knew that you said it and I called it out and you were like no I didn't Okay, let's do round two
¶ Filipino TikTok Humor
Round two. Let's give Ozzy a minute. Let's talk about something while Ozzy looks up three more words. Have you seen, okay, wait, I told you this off-camera earlier, but have you seen like those Filipino humors? Yes, the TikTok ones. What are your favorite ones? My favorite one was, what is your message to the world? If you want to be happy, don't be sad. Or the, what is a man's weakness? Neck kisses. Neck kisses. Or what is your favorite, what is your favorite color that start with a M? Mink.
And then he adds that to another person. My favorite one is... And he goes, I'm blue. He goes, you can't say mink. And he goes, blue. What is that word? Oh, maroon. No. Yeah, maroon, magenta. Mink. Mink. I like the one where it's like, what is the longest sentence? Life sentence. Or the, what is the other one? Or the, what is the tallest building of the world? And then a guy said, Mia Khalifa. But he meant to say Burj Khalifa.
Not Mia Khalifa girl. Yeah. I don't know. They just be so funny. Oh, he goes, oh, is there someone you miss? And then someone was like, yes. Why don't you go talk to them? And she goes. Money don't talk. I know that one. That one's my favorite one. Ouch. Have you been watching any shows lately?
¶ TV Show Recommendations
Other than physical. Oh, I've been watching. I have a new show. I have been watching the Kardashian show. Not the Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The lawyer one. With Kim. Are you liking it? I like it. It's very cute. Okay. If you like that show, I think you would like The Morning Show. The Morning Show? Yes. Ozzy, do you know The Morning Show? Yes. It's with Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Aniston. Sorry, guys. I always just know her as Rachel.
But Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon has a morning show. And I love it so much. Kat and I just actually started it. Is it like an actual morning show? No, it's like a show about their morning show. They have a morning show on the show. And it just has a lot of dramas and stuff like that. But it's also really cool because it talks about a lot of current events. Like season one.
covers a lot of the Me Too movement. And that's all I'll say. But it's a really great show. Oh, so it's basically like a vlog. For them. Like in a way where like, yeah, they have a morning show and then they'll show like what's happening throughout their life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much like if The Office wasn't. Yeah. Wasn't. I mean. Always in The Office. Yeah. No, the show, The Office. Yeah.
Like if it was just drama. But they were always in the office. Yeah, they were always in the office. But this one covers like their daily life. I've also been loving... Wait, you know what's so fucking annoying? I was so excited to watch the new episode of High Potential the other day. It's not. Girl, it doesn't even come back until next year. Again? Well...
Yeah, the season picks up again next year, like January 11th. And I'm like, what the f***? That's like last time though. The one f***ing show. Yes, and it was so good. Are you watching the new Drag Race? I haven't been keeping up. I only keep up with the regular season. Like USA? No, I think it's like Canada. Canada, yeah. No, I watched their Meet the Queens. Yeah.
And I kind of forgot like when it came out. I didn't even know it came out to be honest. We should watch that later. Yeah. I'm just waiting for Drag Race Philippines again. I know. Or the regular season. That's the only ones I keep up with. Brett's words are crucial.
¶ Second Round Words & Vocabulary
Inevitable. Essential. Ms. K's words are profound. Perspective. Definition. Alright, let's start the game now. Okay. Wait, I thought we started as soon as... Oh no, it starts now. Is there any stories that you would like to go over? No. Aussie. I'm having a headache. Word. Start with like the nitty gritty ones. The nitty gritty is crazy. Yeah.
N-I-T-T-Y Definition. Face gritty. G-R-I-T-T-Y. Okay, definition of nitty gritty. Nitty gritty is like, let's get into the thick of it. Like, let's get to, you know. Let's get to the nitty-gritty. Like the very important, like, climactic, crucial parts of the song. Right. What is yours? What? Exactly. What is my... No, it has to be in the conversation, Kiefer. You can't just like... What's my similarities? My similes of my words?
What is my similarity? I would have just started with what are my similes. Okay, I failed English class. So I do think your word is not a simile, it's similarity. Is that your guess? Simile. Anyways. I feel like similarity. I feel like simile. If that was my word, I wouldn't use it how you just said it. I feel like similarity. Simile? Because like that song.
Nicki Minaj Similees Party Force Mickey Pop Hills. 16 in the middle during Cartwheels. Days of my life. Your blinky goes by. Anyways. Similees Party Force Mickey Pop Hills. 16 in the middle during Cartwheels. The song similes party forced mickey pop here 16 in the middle during cartwheels I don't want to lose a point. Why? How do you say that?
¶ Pink House Guinea Pig Funeral
Well, we can talk about childhood stuff, if anything. Okay. Do you have any childhood memories? Childhood memories? Define childhood memories. Like what year? Like anything. I mean... Like from the house. The house. Should we talk about the pink house? The pink house story time. The pink house story time. Because I have a really good story time. Okay, go. Context wise though.
The pink house is our childhood home. Our childhood home in Hawaii. In Ewa Beach, to be exact. And that house was very, very spooky-ooky. Yes. In our own different perspective way. Because, girl! In our own different perspective way. Perspective. Okay, girl. You cannot be doing that this whole fucking game. I think you slipped that one in Kiefer. What word? Perspective. Because the true... Because the way you would say that in our own respected way. True and behold. No. Did you slip that in? No.
Ozzy, did she slip in perspective? It's just a very profound word. Profound Wait, you're calling out perspective? And profound. Both? Both? Kiefer, what the fuck? Don't use big words. I guess simile, you let that one slip. No. I'll give you that point if that was your word. Oh, it was not my word. Oh, okay. Period. Yeah. I already used my other word. Oh, okay. Here, I only used one so far. Which is? Nothing.
So as you were saying, our own different perspective and ways. Okay, in our own different point of view. You talk. Girl, you had the story. Oh, okay, wait. The story is about the time me and Brett wasn't talking. Did we ever unpack that on the show? No, we never did. But I wasn't going to go through that. I was going to talk about the guinea pig that we buried and then we got in trouble.
Okay, let's talk about that guinea pig. So the time when me and Brett weren't fighting. I mean, we're fighting. We took the guinea pig back because it was like guinea and then JJ. So I had guinea, the girl guinea pig. We had the JJ, the guy guinea. And like we took care of it, whatever, whatever. Oh, it died because due to the fact that I didn't know. Wait, go back from the top.
So we took JJ back. We took JJ back because, you know, I didn't want to like ask permission every time I want to see JJ. Yeah. You're like, bitch, that's my guinea pig. Yes. Also. And then I put him in this cage. Give it a bath. Not knowing. not knowing you're supposed to give baths like once a month to get a pig. And Brett already gave JJ a bath. So due to that and the weather at the time, it kind of overheated in the cage and just...
Keep her. Just say it died. Nobody knows you abused it. I did not abuse it. It really just overheated it. Just say I got the guinea pig and then it miraculously... You don't gotta be in details. I got the... Girl, I was like... From the top Okay So we got the guinea pig I took it back And it died Like after two weeks After two weeks Of us taking care of it Yeah And then Us being kids We wanted to throw it a funeral. A funeral. So we needed a candle, we needed a shovel, and we needed a box.
Brett got the shovel, someone got a box, and someone got a candle. I started shoveling in our backyard. Yes, and then we put the box in and then we covered it. And mind you, we're having a whole funeral for this fucker, like... flowers on top. Yes. Actual funeral. Yeah. And telling us like, and then our favorite memories of JJ telling the eulogies. Yes. And then we lit the birthday candle.
Keyword birthday candle. Okay. Like those little tiny ones. And then we live it. Which is an essential for like funerals. Yes. Yes. Candles. Because we must. Blow out a candle. And it was a short little birthday cake, by the way. Yes, literally. Keyword birthday cake. This tiny. And then, I think you were holding the hose. Just in case shit goes down. So...
We were, you know, on the way to the end, and then our uncle comes and was like, you guys are almost burning down the house. Why would you guys burn down, like, light a candle on top of a wooden, wooden... Yeah. Wooden chair. And we're like, it's this tiny. And Colin, which is Kiefer's brother, was holding a hose. Because we were going to hose down the burial site after to make it look...
flat and nice again. Like nothing was there. So if it were to burn the chair that was on top, which it was impossible because the candle was right here and the chair was like up here. The flame would literally need to be like this tall to burn it. Like the smoke wasn't even reaching it. But this uncle of ours, you literally be missing so many fucking important social information. But literally this uncle...
was just the most strict. Think about like the most strict person you fucking know. Like almost like a principal energy. Like think about like Gordon Ramsay minus the love of food. Like that man was just hateful as fuck. So then he hates us. He literally fucking hates us. And likewise, bitch. Fuck you, Puran. If you're watching this. Fuck you, bitch.
Flip that and send it to me. Thank you so I can send it to him. Anyways, he made our childhood very miserable and he was freaking out that we were about to burn the whole house. Down and he starts writing on us on your mom. My mom one thing about Miss Delita. She my mom. Yes, she don't play around Yeah, and now you tell this yes, and then we got our ass whooped
in front of him. And as soon as we got our ass, my mom goes up to him and goes, is that what you want to see? Me whooping my child's ass. It was a little tiny candle. What is that going to do? Are you happy now? And I was like... My mom still whooped my ass though. Minus the words. Minus the words. Yeah. I got my ass whooped all for a fucking dead guinea pig and shit. And you know what I did?
I push all of the AC metal thing in the back of all the ACs. You know, like the little metal thing in the back of the filters. I push all of those down. Period.
¶ Childhood Revenge & Harsh Uncle
I have a really evil story, but I'm going to save that one for another day. So I will go with my second evil story. That involves my other cousin, who I will not name because he will know who did it. Who did it? So once upon a time, my cousin got in trouble and we all hated him. We all hated him. He got in trouble for something that he had done. I think he was like cutting hair in the bathroom and his hair like flooded the... The sink.
And basically, uncle got mad at him and John don't play around. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. It was either the hair... Or something about the Wi-Fi. Remember, they would run the cables into the Wi-Fi to get better Wi-Fi. So they were in trouble. And basically, he needed like a little sidekick, if you will. Okay. And basically what we did is we took a little hammer, a little nail.
Evil. And hammered his motherfucking wheel the fuck in. Oh, my God. I remember that day. He was so mad. He was so mad. And guess what? We made it look like it was an accident. An accident. And will I do it again? Yes. To every wheel. My only regret is not doing it to every fucking wheel. When I tell you guys like this man Borderline like mentally abused us. Like quite literally like I'm
So scared to go into that house. Nowadays, I'm so scared to make eye contact with him. The last time I spoke words to him was probably like six, seven. Six, seven years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Last time I said a word was hi. And then he's always like, yeah, he hates me. He hates me. No. I also don't have respect for you. It's not even because we hate you, girl. You made us hate you. It's all your fault. Just imagine someone having fun.
like let's say you're a parent and your kids are having fun with the you know the playstation and all of a sudden they come to your room or your parents come to your room and was like you guys are having too much fun give me that
¶ Skincare, Refills, Sibling Dynamics
speaking of give me that and keeps it for a whole month I have a present for you what? one of my essentials and one of your essentials now Because I forgot. I thought I didn't give you one. Oh my god. So last episode, Miss Kay, this was your product of the week. And this is a refill for it. She's low-key my go-to essential everyday like cleansing oil. Yeah, so good Exactly And it's no it's a refill like yeah, oh it says refill. Yeah
In Korea, they sell a lot of like refills. So you don't have to keep the bottle? Well, you don't have to keep buying a new bottle. That's the point of it. But is this... This is so cute. Yeah. It's less like plastic. It's so smart. Yeah. I'm like, America needs to patch the fuck up. Literally. Okay. Anyways, just wanted to give you that. Thank you.
What other stories can we share from that pink house? Oh, Kiefer, I forgot to tell you. I bought your sister a plane ticket to come back home next week. You did? Yeah. Oh my gosh. Miss Jorlie K is coming back to do my trees. Jorlie is the best. Christmas tree decorator in the world. And every year I have a theme. And this year my theme is like ratan, like boho, wood vibes, and like weaving.
And I think she's gonna kill it. But I'm also leaving for LA. So I'm like, girl, I'm just... Just come here. Just come here. stay here exactly so she's coming over next week oh my god that's so good for her good for you now I wish she wasn't going home I really thought I was gonna scam her and like
To just stay the whole time. But she has responsibilities. She really settled in real quick. Are you excited to see her? Yes I have. You mean yes I am? I mean yes I am. Honestly it's because I love my sister so much. I really feel like distance.
Makes you love them. Because like Princess, I'm like, I'd be missing Princess, bitch. I'd be like calling her. I'm like, ever since you came here. Literally. My sister and I literally, because before I left, Princess and I... had like a little argument about how we only talk to each other when we have to film or like when I need something from her or vice versa.
But now we like really just talk to like catch up. What the kids are up to. Play those games. I've always been like jealous of like all those siblings is like really close to each other. Literally. Like siblings that hug. Yes. Or like...
¶ Final Game, Merch, and Farewell
pop their pimples with each other. And I'm like, girl, that's so disgusting. I would never. Girl, Jorli would do that with you if you weren't so mean. I am not mean. Everyone around me is just extra nice. Girl, that's crazy as fuck. Okay, first of all, Brett was the meanest man in childhood. Let's just get it cleared.
And I had my face. I would say you are the most... I had my face. You are the most annoying one and the most... No, you weren't even really that annoying. I feel like Princess or...
Me was the most annoying one. I was very much a pick me. I think it's because there was like a lot of us in one house and like everyone was like trying to get attention. So it was like... And your way was to rebel. And we found our way, like our little ways to like... give attention and then mine was like Rebelled Princess always had like the baby the group attention I had the me me me look at me attention because Brent was always brought
A lot by like our older cousins. Yeah, they love me. Yeah. And I was like always... And your attention was rebellion. Yes. And Colin's attention was the fact that he was always smart with money. Yes. And like reliable. He was chill. Oof. You remember? He had his stealing phase. Like stealing phase. Like he would steal every once, one thing, but he would bring it back.
Yeah, or we would find it. I'm like, Colin, why the fuck would you steal a DS? Yeah, we would have our own different little way of showing. Being naughty and attention. Wait, how long has it been, Ozzy? Wait, did you say all your words? I did. Can you repeat the sentence? Do you want to go first or share? No, you went first last time. So my first word was crucial. Why did you use that? I know I used it.
Don't ask me for specific names. No, you did not! But I used it, right? I did. Oh, when he was so crucial to us? No, no. Oh, okay. I think I remember. It's when you guys were talking about… Oh, no, no, no. That's essential. Yeah, essential was when I brought…
This one. I was like, oh my god, Miss K, that reminds me. This is one of my essentials. No, you said it before that. I did too? Yeah. Oh my god. Was it the birthday candle? And you were like, oh, candles are so essential. And I was like, oh, yep, got it. Did I not use one of them? I think there's one missing. You did not. Okay. Well, I used crucial. You didn't. I did use crucial. I just don't remember. But I think there's one word that I haven't used. The game's not done yet.
You won. I mean, yeah, it doesn't even matter. You literally guessed two of my words. I mean, it's inevitable. Who else is going to win? It's just me and you. Who uses profound out of nowhere? I feel like I would use profound shit. But that's you. But not on my everyday. Me? For sure. Would I ever use profound? No. No, but you said it like right after Bretman guessed the kind perspective. Yeah.
Well, but also it's like inevitable because like I've had like 12th grade reading levels since I was six. Is that your other word? No. Did you just slip that in? Which one? I guess. Yeah, but you already didn't catch it the first time I said it. You can't catch the second time I used it. Literally. Okay. Okay, I lost one. You lost two words. That leaves you at 3-3. No.
Because I called out two of your words. That's two points for me. And then I used two words correctly. That's four points for me. Yeah, minus one. You used one word correctly. No, no, no. I used two words correctly. I used two words correctly. One word earlier. No, you used one word correctly.
You only used one word correctly and I called that two. Yeah, but I called one out. So I have two points. Yeah. And I have four. Are you talking about the last round? Yes. Oh no, I have four points. In total. Yeah. I had four points from this. You have five. Girl... Well, we did pick two rounds, so... So I had four from the first round, four from this one. It's inevitable. Not 4-4? Yeah. It was inevitable. What was the other last word? I was gonna win.
Inevitable. That was the last word that you didn't use yet? Yeah, but I used it once already and then you caught it the second time I used it. Do you want to know what mine is? Yeah, what are yours? Well, you've figured out profound. Girl, you've never used that word Exactly If something is profound What are the similes of it? Profound Girl Okay, go back to your three words Profound Profound
What's the other two? Oh. Perspective. Perspective. And definition. Definition. Oh, period. Definition. Definition? When the fuck did you use definition? When you were like saying like... that one word. Nitty-gritty. Nitty-gritty. And I was like, what's the definition? Miss Kay was telling you to spell it and then she was like, definition. And like, you kept going. That was pretty good. You ate that.
You ate that. Did someone ever tell you you look like Pamela Anderson? This haircut is giving Pamela. Yes, actually. But it's Filipino version. So Pamela. I'll take it. Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson. How do you know Pamela one? Pamela, Pamela one. Pamela. Did you ever been to the Philippines or something?
You didn't? Girl, Filipinos have one of the best like jingles when we were kids. You know, I always thought I said it here was a fucking Filipino jingle. But it was made famous in the Philippines. Did you know it's like a devil worshiper's song? I didn't know that. Oh, maybe we should start singing that for our Halloween. Okay, wait, don't be singing it now because I'm getting... Is that another word? Okay, should we do product of the week? I don't have my product.
Do you want to go get it? Oh, I do. I do, actually. Okay, go. My product of the week is this, the Flipstick. Did you ever have this product? Bitch, I gave you that product. Yes, and I use it every day. It's the best. And then Brett was like yelling at me because I put it in the wrong way. The wrong fucking way.
you see this it's supposed to click the other way like this i have one but i put it on a magnet thing so i i doesn't disrupt my thingy yeah but the only reason why i put it this way was because i can use it as a Stand. Do you see that? A stand. Or like... Yeah, Kiefer. That's what it was for. Oh. And the slip thing is also for like a pop socket. No, keep wearing. Okay. Never mind.
Oh, this one. Yeah, it's like a pop socket. Yeah. Okay, my product of the week has been one of my newest obsession, honestly. It's the beauty of Joseon. And I just realized it's pronounced Joseon, not Joseon. But this is the Revive Under Eye Patch. I've been using it literally every morning. It's like what you had this morning on your stories. Yeah. It's just cute. I like it. I was never a big fan of eye patches because I just don't see the point.
or like see the the the difference yeah i like this one because it just hydrates underneath my eyes and like literally when i take it out i actually genuinely see the brightness yeah you can put some on like you see the while we watch i think my Because I use it as like... No, I don't see a plum. No. But yeah, that's my product of the week. Beauty of Jason Revive Under Eye Patch. Ginseng plus retinol. Yeah. And this was the...
bomb that you were talking about last episode. Why is there pink? Are they different colors? There's different colors. Oh, that one is like... Like slightly pink. Like pink? Yeah. Wow. I'll get us more. Because I don't want to buy them online. Like, I feel like it's not. It's not going to be the same. Yeah. Because, you know, like, America. Yeah. You already know, girl. Anyways, Miss K, where can they find you, girl? They can find me at the Baddest Radio.
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