Remember that time you wanted to throw hands with a ref, but knew you'd get kicked out. Well, that won't happen while you watch the GP PIMPS!!! You may be wondering what any of that means, we'll get to it later. This week we got some different faces but enough ignance to fill up your gas tank, fridge, and that water bottle you never use. Stick around and you get free tickets to see your new favorite team, The GP PIMPS HBCU vs The World Powerline His name isn't even Julio?!?!?!?...
Jun 11, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Season 3Ep. 85
A wise man in Memphis once said, " Here bullies get bullied" This episode is brought to you by the good people at Stand Up For the Silent, we can stop bullying together. The Ignance doesn't change here even if you decide to A-Town Stomp on our logo. We won't take it personally, but you will get ripped up in the process. Jamal is depressed because his Miami Heat hit a cold front in Milwaukee, but he'll bounce back... we hope. Today we'll see who's lying who's telling the truth and who can actuall...
Jun 03, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Have you ever wanted to get something off your chest, then you'd be just like Kwame Brown, and yeah he had a lot to say. He'd be a perfect candidate for Ignant moment of the year. This is episode is full of ups downs, replacements and as always the jokes will fly higher than Bobby Shmurda's hat. The Lakers didn't look good game one, the heat couldn't light a match, and the Clippers, well their the Clippers. Anyway it's Ignant time!! Can you wash a Blender? Turk trade rumors Foreheads?!?!...
May 27, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 84
It all started with an orange basketball, then some Ignant ***** walked in and nothing was ever the same. We were those ignant people and now life is a lot more fun. There's a new cast for the day, but the same stuff you know and love. 3 things that never take a break Taxes, Student Loans, and Ignance. Our special guest is a victim of pretty privilege and of being a Knicks fan. What happens when you mix it all up, LETS FIND OUT!!
May 19, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 81
It's never too late to thank all the moms that put up with ignance on the daily, it ain't easy but someone's gotta do it. Coope is alive after his birthday weekend ( Erik won $5 from that bet). The NBA playoff picture is looking more cloudy than Turks glasses when a fine girl walks by. The NBA and the NFL got beef, Dinkleburg can also catch these hands. What does any of this mean?!?!? Well, LETS GO FIND OUT NBA Finals vs Superbowl Will Julio Fly Away Does Timmys dad have a name???...
May 13, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 3Ep. 79
No force is stronger than the Ignant force, it's a proven fact. With a birthday in the group, their ignance level increased by 26 even if their lightsaber skills are ass. The draft left some of us cheering and some of us shaking our heads in shame( Erik, Erik is shame). You never know who's going to go where or who's going to get traded like we did him for a cactus. CP3 and the Brodie battle it out, but who's on top?? This and many other questions will be answered........ right now. Russ vs CP3 ...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 79
Have you ever seen your friend fight a cactus? Me either, but I bet its a sight to see. This week we're joined by Devon Ashby( Captain Skully) professional author, sports writer, and Ignantologist. Yes that's a thing look it up. It's time to talk that talk and walk that walk and if Superman wants that smoke I got a whole grill for him. Steph Curry got shooters for days, and Turk gets no powers. Is it fair, no, but this show isn't about fair. It's about well you know let's get to it!! Chef Curry ...
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 76
Here to kick ass, take names, and eat tacos and Jamal did 1 out of those 3. What's a ignant show without a little ignant competition? Can Jamal break his losing streak, will Steph Curry win mvp, Is the mamba brand going to snake away from Nike. IS TURK A THOT?!?!? All of these and more will be answered, well hit theplay button HIT IT NOW!! Ignant Riddle Riot Mamba vs Nike City Boy Summer
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 76
If you've ever woken up and thought,"Hmmmm what can I do to randomly piss a few people off today" then you've come to the right place. Anything is possible if you just add the right ignant touch to it. Who's the best player to ever wear your favorite number, do dinosaurs quack, WHY DOES ENGLISH NOT MAKE SENSE?!?!?!? All of these questions will be answered... by someone, but hey we'll give it a shot LETS GOOO. Wait, hear me out. Stop Drop ( finish lyrics here) Ignant Rough Ridin...
Apr 15, 2021•54 min•Season 3Ep. 76
You ever wondered if dolphins had knees?? Yeah, us either, but hey that's what Turk wanted to get off his chest. Anyway you know the drill it's back to the ignance hitting our stride and giving you the laughs you didn't even know you needed. Spring is officially here so protect your sinuses, wash your cars walk your dogs and for the love of lawd baby Jesus don't fight the pollen. YOU WILL NOT WIN!! Let's get to it!!! Why Usher don't claim Dallas Turk vs Leprechaun Mariah Carey loves pokemon...
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 73
What you know about building the dream team? I don't know either but the Nets damn sure are giving it a try. They're doing their best to create the MonStars. Anyway, it's a new day new people and new fun to be had, mostly at Turks expense. Get ready to get in ya feelings cause it's R&B time. Our guest features published author Captain Skully so leetttttsss goo. Nets = Cheaters March Madness Turk scraps Sea Creatures
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 74
Evre wondered how big a tuna is? Well, Erik has and he was waaayy too surprised. But who cares about him because we got ignance to give you. March Madness is still here and you can say it may be basketball but a few of these teams are going to have to run this fade. When the crew is around there will always be some pettiness, but HOW PETTY ARE YOU?? Find out on this episode of the D1 Ignant University. Let's head to class TUNA ARE BIG Big Petty or Little Petty I HATE THE BIG 10...
Mar 25, 2021•56 min•Season 74Ep. 3
Ever had the feeling of no matter what you do something is going to go terribly, horribly, undeniably wrong? Don't feel bad that's just called March Madness. It's tournament time and you know ignant bracketology is here to not be destroyed( we hope.) Special guest Dezmond Ewell is here with us to talk that stuff and send his Panthers fan energy to CMC like Goku making the spirit bomb. Anyway, Turk is basic, but hey we'll let you figure that out for yourself. TO THE IGNANT MOBILE!!!! Ice Cream Co...
Mar 17, 2021•58 min•Season 3Ep. 72
What can we say we're still here. It's the first episode after all-star weekend, so we didn't have to record in a UHaul. We're just trying to get to the bag like Dak!!! The Nets want to be the Monstars sooo bad if they get one more piece I swear I'm done with basketball. Ohh, I guess I got off track, the point is we got a great show so sit down and relax. What would you rather be doing, NOTHING THAT'S WHAT. Lets gooo!! Lion vs Giraffe Turk the Savage All-Star shenanigans...
Mar 11, 2021•55 min•Season 3Ep. 71
I repeat, TEXAS WTF?!? It's been a long few weeks here in the lone star state and yea when we say we love ignance, WE DIDNT MEAN AS THE GOVERNOR. Hey that's beside the point lets get to the real reason you're here. We got JJ Watt moving to the desert, Erik being built like a 2004 tv, and taking your final stand on your hill. Before we get into it let me say pineapples GO ON PIZZA, lets get it!!!! QB Top 10 Ignant Do's and Don't Why you eat Chocolate Toothpaste...
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 7 min
Hell froze over, but we're Texas strong and can't nothing stop the ignance!! We're back after being iced down, but its time to heat everything up and get down to business. By that I mean time to start that slander!!!( at least to those who deserve it) Cam deserves more, he's also a big mothe*** **** That kid might have got a falcon kick to the chest if he was dealing with someone else. ANYWAY... Lets start the show. Know who you talking s*** to. Last Stand Draymond Green not complete trash....
Feb 25, 2021•54 min•Season 3Ep. 46
Football may be over, but we're not done doing what we do best. Ignance has no off season!!! I don't know about yall, but WE ALL heading to the Ignant Hall of Fame for a long career of talking all that good stuff ( mostly to Turk) We got a few new faces, some special guest that I still don't like and hey I'm stuck with them anyway. Wh at can I say we love people and we love giving the people everything they want, need, or may not even know you needed. LEEETTTSS GOOO Celebrity Nupes Super Bowl Sl...
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 68
It's February and you know what that means!!! It's black history month ladies and gentlemen and that means we're getting ignant for all those who came before us and those who will come after, we gotta show them how everything is done. We got some specials for you including the real All-Star teams( you'll see what we mean). Check the birthday yall cause the last thing you want to catch is a case, even though catching ignance is a lot easier!! I've said enough it's time let's do what we do best. T...
Feb 04, 2021•53 min•Season 3Ep. 67
We miss Kobe every day and the world will never be the same without him, but he'd want us to have this Mamba mentality with our ignance. AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!!! Aaron Rodgers took an L to Brady and we need to know why, how, just run the damn ball!!! How can we convince Erik that he's Tito Jackson? Be ready to laugh, think, and facepalm cause this is the episode you might do all 3 at the same time. Don't believe me, well then listen for yourself Dad Jokes Hear Me Out Why Turk stay hatin...
Jan 28, 2021•57 min•Season 3Ep. 66
What do beards, flat earth theory, and Erik have in common? I have no idea but hey we got a new episode out filled with plenty of slander just the way you all like it. Coop tried to not have a mental breakdown after the ravens. lost and did we help him, absolutely NOT!! He took his L like a man Of only the beard did the same but hey he's living the good life in Brooklyn ... for now. All of that and more is ready to come at you straight to the dome, soooooo LLLEEETTSS GET IT SadBoy Coop No Step B...
Jan 20, 2021•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 65
Rolling into this episode with style and slander all the same, but what can I say it's what we do best. Lamar Jackson finally won his first playoff game so you know Cop will have something to say and never ever ever let us forget that. If only someone could make Watson forget about the stupid Texans he might pull off a good career. Houston cant keep Harden, or Watson. WHAT WILL THE STRIPPERS DO FOR MONEY!?!?!?!? Find out on this episode, drop the COLE!! Ignant Riddles Erik = Tito I HATE Selena G...
Jan 13, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 56
Happy New Year Ignant Fam!!!! With the first show of the new year, we're coming out with a bang!!! The slander has not will not and can not stop. The playoffs are here and somehow we made it through football season without anyone dying, except the Jets chance at getting the number one pick. Steph has been getting the usual twitter treatment, nobody is safe from the TL, NOT EVEN US. That's enough of telling you what did happen time for the reason you're here TURK SLANDER!!! ohh yeah and I guess w...
Jan 06, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 63
With the New year upon us we have to look back at 2020 and look at what it gave us, A BIG ASS HEADACHE!!!!!!. Thank lawd baby Jesus its over and we can move past it and sleep this year off like a baaaaaddd hangover. We've got a good show to review this year's ups and downs with just the right amount of slander. With that being said let's give Turk a geography lesson and get down to business. RIP to those we lost Europe is NOT a country Clippers slander to the fullest!!!!...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 62
Christmas is almost here and we're getting into the spirit the best (and only) way we know how. BY KEEPING THE JOKES FLYING. James Harden has flipped the rockets organization the bird while drinking like a fish. For once did Turk not fold in a game ... we all know the answer to that, but we at least had hope. Anyway lets make like Santa and get to the HO,HO,HOES!!! ( except for Erik he's wholesome) Harden vs Rockets Turk Takes an L? Would you like to play a game?...
Dec 24, 2020•56 min•Season 3Ep. 36
What happens when you spit hot fya!!! I don't know I've never done it, but I hear it's pretty dope. Anyway, we've got a special guest from Shade 45 here to stretch out his ignant legs and try and school us on Hip Hop. That's something you already know we can't let fly, but every man can at least try. It's that time to get down to business. LEEETTTSSS GOOO Turk <<< Bars Sneak Dissing LUPE DA KILLA
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 60
The Brodie has hit a Wall and it's made him go east. What's good everyone another episode full of everything you love sophistication, elegance, and notability. Nah I'm just playing still ignant like normal, but with a twist. Santa has his list and so does the NBA lets see who's been naughty and whos been OVERRATED!!! It's IGNANT SEASON HERE WE GOOO!!! Erik vs Anaconda Westside Wall Shmerry Shmones????
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 59
A lot of things can happen in life, death, taxes, and the internet NEVER FORGETTING what happened to Nate Robinson. Damn, that man took a nap like Tommy Pickles after an adventure. Anyway more ignance is coming this way like why is Philly not special anymore. I miss celebrity deathmatch, but we'll settle for an ignant beat down( depending on how much money they want to pay us) It's gonna be a good one so LETS DO THIS FAM!!! Batman and Compton Nate,Nate,Nate DAMNIT NATE YOU HAD ONE JOB...
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 3Ep. 58
Hope you all had a good turkey day. An ignant turkey is the best turkey and the best time. Make sure you eat those left overs and be thankful for your grandma's who can cook. We're thankful for all of yall listening, even if it was only for a second and on accident while you sat on your phone. Yes, I'm counting that. Without further ado lets get back to the show we're all thankful is here. Descriptions with a twist Lamar ain't it Turk really hates Kyrie...
Nov 28, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 3Ep. 35
Riddle me this. WHY NOT LET US PAY YOUR BILLS!?!?!?!? This episode we get to screwing with the crew's minds, remembering our favorite movies, and trying to figure out why nobody wants to play with the beard. The NBA got more trades this season than it has guys playing defense. No matter who's playing with who the real question is. DO THEIR JERESEYS LOOK GOOD ( and will you slide us a few free ones.) If the answer is no its time to listen to the episode. If the answer is yes, than its really time...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 56
If you've ever questioned if you should be ignant today, the answer is always Yes!! We bring you the very best in ignant entertainment for anyone willing to get a good laugh in at our expense (mostly Turk). Get your slow jam knowledge up, we're heading up R&B lane today. The battle of the young bloods is going to keep raging on, at least until one chokes, it won't be the one in blue and gold though. Without further notice time to listen, Dr. Alkaline, DROP THE TRACK Rookie vs Rookie Turk can...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 55Ep. 3
