Czabe welcomes back ANDY POLLIN to his normal Sunday NIGHT spot so he can recap and revel (or cry) over his Commanders Sunday results. How bad was the old regime at picking players? We have stats. The Browns "Deshaun problem" is only getting worse. The Lions destroy the Cowboys but suffer a brutal injury to their star DE in the process. The benefits of the pitch clock in the playoffs. Rest in peace, Pat Fisher. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: ...
Oct 14, 2024•38 min
This might be the mother of all "Florida man" stories, a one-legged drifter who lives on his boat, deciding to "ride out" the Cat-5 hurricane. Good luck, buddy! MR X joins me to discuss the latest NFL gambling trends in college and the pros. Also, I ask: "What's the difference between an NFL head coach a good coordinator?" Bob Costas with the worst homer bummer call in MLB post-season history. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.c...
Oct 10, 2024•50 min
Of course this happens to the New York Jets. This is what they were born to do. Be utterly inept in every regard. And it starts at the top with the dipshit Johnsons, who shit-canned their coach in a panic move just 5 games into the season and with a record of 2-3. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss, as well as to ask what IS the proper role of former jobber QB's like Dan Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiri...
Oct 09, 2024•34 min
Driving Mini-Van By Choice Commanders Still Wrecking People Idiots of the Week Shotgun Celebration To The Face Deshaun Is Broken EPA Unity Remains Elusive Malls Are Dying The Rodgers Problem(s) Solly Star Wars Nerd Playing In the Rain My List of NFL Peeves Schedule Split Woes 3 Bowls of Pasta Lizzo Gettin' Sweaty Gardner Minshew Booger Eater Bill Belichick Has No Shame Parent Trap Celebration Going For Two Won't Watch, Won't Root It's Not A Conspiracy These Fucking People Surrender Grimace Cobra...
Oct 08, 2024•44 min
Czabe takes it "Easy Like Sunday Morning" with ANDY POLLIN and saves the NFL for tomorrow. Which is fine, because the college action was amazing this weekend, with #1 Alabama going down to Vandy for the 1st time since 1984. GameDay at Berkeley was nutzo. Players letting the f-bombs and more fly in front of live mics. Lincoln Riley now wants to do reporters jobs for them. Am I "ex-wifing" the Commanders with Andy? MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed...
Oct 07, 2024•41 min
Czabe gets a listener request to retire "the C word" from the pod. Sue me, sue everybody! MR X on MLB's playoff format, Arizona owner's idiotic meddling and tone deaf radio interview. Bad NFL football. Still no lumber available on point spreads. Why over/unders eventually even out. Our Thursday Night Football picks. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Ou...
Oct 03, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Davante Adams officially wants OUT in Vegas. But who can afford him? PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to tell us why I cost his dad $800. Also the time Pete Rose lied to his face. Wil Levis may be a tough guy, but he sure looked like a pussy. Also these "hot coaches" in the NFL ain't so hot when their QB goes down. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https...
Oct 02, 2024•38 min
Rest in Peace Peter. Time seasons the severity of all crimes against baseball, and given the joke that was the Shohei Ohtani "non-investigation" it's hard to think his place still belongs in Cooperstown. BRYANT HATCHER joins me from New Orleans where he recounts his latest brush with CzabeCast "fame" while yelling at an Outback at his Bearcats. Tom Brady gets into a snit with Baker Mayfield. King Henry is a 12-cylinder Maybach. Rashee Rice injury leaves Chiefs in a bind. The "No Touch" League co...
Oct 01, 2024•37 min
The Jayden Daniels rocketship has now ignited it's boosters. Holy shit this kid is smokin' hot for ANDY POLLIN's beloved Commanders. Czabe talks about what this means for hope in DC, plus Week 4 around the NFL. Czabe's day at Lambeau where he shamelessly ALE'd it while his Packers were fighting back before falling. The WNBA's players association has chosen to go to war with Christine Brennan. Czabe explains the league in one brief sentence you cannot refute. Plus the MLB season is (almost) over....
Sep 30, 2024•34 min
Mr. X joins Czabe to talk gambling. Also, UNLV's QB gets a lesson in contracts and verbal agreements. NIL is blowing up, and not a minute too soon. Last week, the point spread did not matter in a single game. You heard me right. Also, when should you hedge, and when should you ride it out? Plus, Czabe takes some actual constructive criticism from an Eagles fan. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: ht...
Sep 26, 2024•47 min
Jayden Daniels had a massive coming-out party on MNF vs. the Bengals, which only had to fuel anxiety amongst Bears fans watching on their couches. Now, maybe Caleb Williams will turn out to be the stallion versus the donkey, but I wouldn't want to bet on it right now. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the latest fantasy football news, masturbate vigorously about his Vikings, and explain why Brian Flores is the boogeyman as a D-Coor. Why I'm "Never Going Back"* to being a Commanders fan. Arthur ...
Sep 25, 2024•38 min
Czabe loops back to give the backstory on *maybe* his favorite song of all time. HATCH joins the fray to discuss the clown culture in Dallas that's undercutting any chance of significant Cowboys success. Also, some truly Galaxy Brain idiocy by NFL coaches this weekend. Also, a Philly fan throws down the gauntlet! MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ...
Sep 24, 2024•44 min
Sam, I Fucking Am! Who could have seen Sam Darnold's rise from the ashes to lead the Vikings to 3-0? Or Justin Fields being so much better than Caleb Williams right now it's a joke? The NFL is once again toying with us who purport to know so much about it. ANDY POLLIN joins me to recap the Week 3 Sunday action. With a note on Mercury Morris, iPhone 16, and Woj bringing his phone into the shower. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed....
Sep 23, 2024•39 min
Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into one of the worst officiated MLB games of the year with MR X and "Houston Scottie" before me and Mr. X move on to more important stuff: like listeners blasting him for quoting an NFL total that moved 1/2 point (eye roll). We also talk NFL strategy, the Manningcast, the underdog roll right now, and make our picks for TNF's Jets and Pats. MORE..... Our...
Sep 19, 2024•54 min
The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. You might be surprised by Charch's take. Also, he learns what a "Hingle McCrinkleberry is" and more. Why NFL coaches should hire a "chief strategist," the Fantasy Football blood bath, and the most stunning operation in Mossad history. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising I...
Sep 18, 2024•41 min
Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint: everything!) Also, Tom Brady makes big strides in Week 2, Bryce Young is benched already, some stat anomalies from Week 2, and Czabe's theory on why the "churn cycle" on reach QB's is only picking up steam in the NFL. More . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquir...
Sep 17, 2024•37 min
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kicker. Like the Giants on Sunday. Also, Czabe makes some very good points about NFL coaches having "Galaxy Brain Syndrome" and what that means. Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Sep 16, 2024•34 min
Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domestic abusing baby-momma machine in his traffic stop with South Florida's finest. Also discussed: Robert Kraft's frantic Hall of Fame campaign, last Thursday's toenail finish in KC, the essential problem with Lamar, Rover & Over by the numbers, "getting paid, not getting screwed", the new Manningcast, dumb plays, and our thoughts on Miami vs. Buffalo on TN...
Sep 12, 2024•59 min
Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a baby about it when it comes to the NFL! Also, throwaway QB's, the rarest of Albino Striped Artic Surrender Cobras, where did the passing go, Pro Football Focus and YouTube TV reviewed with Czabe's take on the Scott Hansen RedZone. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inqui...
Sep 11, 2024•39 min
Even if you can't stand him personally, there was genuine joy on the face of the NFL's "Enigma" despite the whoopin' by the Niners. CZABE goes solo tonite, and it's a banger! Among the topics, Tyreke bodycam footage released, horns down, Daniel Jones stat that can't be real (but is!) Deshaun new lawsuit, Sean Keeler the man banned by Deion, goes scorched earth on the Buffs. Call it, "Perfect Timing." MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// in...
Sep 10, 2024•42 min
The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely terrible. ANDY POLLIN joins me in dismay that the Commanders are likely just as shitty on D as they were last year. He also talks about the Brazil money grab, Deion at Colorado and more..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy ...
Sep 09, 2024•36 min
Czabe is joined for the first time this football season by gambling degentleman "Mr. X" to discuss the upcoming NFL season, some principles about "fade the public" as well as thoughts on college games, the Rover and Over, utterly terrible announcers on random bad college games, and a lot more. Plus he'll make his TNF pick to start the season! Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...
Sep 05, 2024•41 min
Czabe and "Bike Mike" are at Matty's Bar and Grill in New Berlin, WI for the annual "Whiskey League" draft in Guillotine Leagues with Paul Charchian Mr. Whiskey league guru on call. Czabe runs down his *own* prop bets, such as "Will Taylor and Travis Get Engaged" and "Which QB Gets Benched First" and "Will the NFL Change the Kickoff Rule" mid-season? MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...
Sep 04, 2024•35 min
Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to kick off a short but frantic Week 1 of the NFL Season! And we've got political controversy already! They also discuss the origins of the Monday Night Football theme (aka: "Heavy Action") talk Brazil, Trent and Jamar high stakes games of chicken, the "World Wide Leader" and thoughts on the state of ESPN radio. MORE.....TG Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/b...
Sep 03, 2024•40 min
So not every day a teenager driver swerves into your stone wall on your country estate nearly killing themselves (thankfully, okay!) and you get a visit from the local police explaining what happened. But it did to me today! The Cincinnati Flash BRYANT HATCHER joins me to talk about players getting cut in the NFL, why some guys last longer than they should, the value of good kickers, Nick Saban's new VRBO ad and much more! Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed...
Aug 29, 2024•46 min
If you can find a truly BAD photo of ScarJo, I'd like to see it. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues to discuss cut-down day in the NFL, as Czabe runs Paul through a gauntlet of "tough cuts" in every day life. Who is Conor Stalions? Bad drafting. Are kickers worth drafting? MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.co...
Aug 28, 2024•46 min
Czabe goes SOLO today, and hits a long list of banger topics. Including... CeeDee Lamb Gets Overpaid Because Jerry's An Idiot Joe Milton's Rocket Arm Define "Key" Additions, Please You Got 'Cocked! The Harrison Family Are Gangstas Josh Harris Scooping Up Easy Wins Fantasy Football: Auction vs. Snake Draft Here Come The Kids (Of NFL'ers...) Ted Lasso Season 4 All Girl Fight Club? Hell To the Naw Naw of the Week Corn Sweats Hardest Security Question Test Ever You'll Never Win "Father of the Year" ...
Aug 27, 2024•37 min
GUEST: Andy Pollin Pat McAfee Goes Wild in Dublin Double Standards at ESPN? Are You "Tessitore Positive? $14M Locker rooms Pay-to-Play Is Coming in College There's No "Parity" Commanders Still Mopping Up Snyder Messes MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Aug 26, 2024•33 min
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oklahoma State is forging brave new ground with their QR code scheme. Where will it all end? KEVIN SHEEHAN joins Czabe to talk about his surprise optimism for the Commanders to "go have themselves a season." Plus a follow-up on what you mean by the words "special." MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...
Aug 22, 2024•34 min
But... it's gonna cost ya a pretty penny for the NFL's "Sunday Ticket" this year. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss, plus a rare argument about what makes a "special" wide receiver in the NFL. And is Jamar Chase one of them? Are we still "Kirk Jerks" now that he's in Atlanta? MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Aug 21, 2024•34 min
