Caleb Williams - The Profane Fingernail Kid - poured his heart out in a loss to Washington, and then started sob-heaving in his momma's arms. SAWFT? Or, a guy who just wants to win? ANDY POLLIN joins me, and we discuss the "bigger bus" coming for Jim Harbaugh. Also people who whine about Daylight Savings Time and clock changes, NFL in Germany, Raiders Dysfunction, Dabo goes off on a kid and more! Plus listener email feedback! Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Ind...
Nov 06, 2023•52 min
Some old Big 10 refs are about to get it now that Bobby Knight has passed. There will never be another one like him. He was his own worst enemy at times, but he also took boys and coached them into men. RIP, General. AL GALDI joins the pod, to discuss the Commanders sell-off, and also the state of baseball on TV and the World Series. Plus Jim Harbaugh cheating scandal is getting very real. MORE...... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/C...
Nov 02, 2023•47 min
Just when he was on an MVP track and about to vindicate PAUL CHARCHIAN'S lonely fight on "Cousins Island" disaster strikes. He's now "bargaining" his way through it. What is a "super soaker?" Packers have many problems, and yeah, blocking is a big one. Halloween Candy Sicko Scale. Charch hands out scares and rocks. "It's Arbor Day, Charlie Brown." MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircl...
Nov 01, 2023•37 min
Member that time Bill Belichick -aka "Coach Mumbles" - actually had some FUN with his then girlfriend and Randy Moss at a Halloween party? I do. But apparently, Alex Smith had never heard of it! MARTY CONWAY joins the show, to discuss how Google is going to LOSE money on the NFL Sunday Ticket package for YouTube. Also the NBA Cup, the possible "scam" factor of Swift & Kelce, plus Nate Bargatze on SNL talking football. Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed:...
Oct 31, 2023•50 min
How many colossal screw ups, clueless snafus, and general cluelessness must Commanders players and fans endure? Goodbye, you earned it, Ron. ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss the NFL Week 8, Czabe's frigid, voice cracking Sunday at Lambeau watching the Packers "not touchdown" en route to their 4th straight loss. Also, Mad Dog's retirement "stunt" and how long is too long for a movie. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Adve...
Oct 30, 2023•37 min
The Phillies lose a stunner in Game 7 to the heavy underdog D'Backs. Do graphics matter? Fake loser leave town match. Bud Light throws marketing Hail Mary. Gen Z isn't coping with "adulting" very well. GLEN G-UNIT YOUNES from the Ed Reed Foundation joins me to discuss Michigan's sign stealing, is Pat McAfee "too much" for College Game Day, and the list of restaurants and places that women say are not "first date" worthy. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check ou...
Oct 26, 2023•59 min
Czabe channels his inner Ivan Drago when it comes to a possible "Banana Extinction Event." Ron Rivera: Chief Delusionist. Jackson Mahomes. PAUL CHARCHIAN. Kirk's big night. The illogical league. The original "Balloon Boy." Feedback. Charch haters. Jibberish songs. NFL vs. College Rules. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priva...
Oct 25, 2023•56 min
Czabe goes SOLO today, and talks about the new "analytics" based way managers run a game. Some funky calls in the NFL this week. Gay ref? Non-binary? Who cares? Call the game! Off-duty pilot tries to lawn-dart Alaskan Airlines jet. The worst robots we'll ever have in our lifetime. Meet "Tut Tarantino." Feedback and an ALE legend. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...
Oct 24, 2023•45 min
Except, he took the money, and has the ability to do something about it. So maybe Jon Allen needs more than vulgar soundbites. ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss the aftermath of the Commanders loss to the Giants. The Sam Howell Sack rampage. Sign stealing. Caleb Williams. Iowa robbed, or does replay just suck? The Dick Butkus story. Sudden resignations in sports, and when Czabe realized that being "right" doesn't pay in this business. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZAB...
Oct 23, 2023•39 min
Czabe enjoys a POWER LUNCH at the Palm, in Tyson's Corner, VA with STEVE BUCKHANTZ and CHRIS KNOCHE. The men discuss such items as.... JMU's rise as a football school, Roger Goodell's new contract, Buck's never ending complaints with commercials on regular TV, and the Charger woman who went viral on MNF. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://...
Oct 19, 2023•47 min
The luckiest sperm in the luckiest universe, has once again proved being smart is over-rated. Be lucky instead. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss what exactly do you do around here, for $50M a year, pal? Also we discuss the state of quality of the NFL, and if there are sufficient landing spots for the upcoming QB class of 2024. Best Buy phasing out DVDs. Nebraska man steals dead man's sex doll girlfriend. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https...
Oct 18, 2023•33 min
Czabe decides to take a deeper dive on the Derek Jeter "Drove All Night" commercial, and all that it entails. Special guest automotive consultant and Jags fan ERIC RZENKOWSKI joins me to talk about the state of the auto business. Also, the "Ultimate Beat the Traffic Guy", why "creepy clowns" should be arrested (or shot, if necessary, LIV relegation, and Jordan Spieth's conflict of interest on PIP money. Uncle Sam's boat ride rescue ain't gonna be free. Terry McCauley is a hopeless shill for the ...
Oct 17, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN as they recap the weekend in college and pro football. No more unbeatens in the NFL, as the league continues to insult our intelligence and test our patience on a weekly basis. Could Rodgers be staging a miracle comeback? Pre-game shows reach new lows of stupidity. Nepotism runs amok. And reporters are either afraid or told not to ask the single question anybody cares about. Also, Suzanne Somers, who meant a lot to my generation of young boys, has passed. MORE........
Oct 16, 2023•35 min
Meet "Irv." He bought a house... with a liquor license. See you in the basement! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y tells us about a visit to a legendary watering hole in Pasadena, MD. Orioles flame out. The Matt Canada hatred is real in Pittsburgh. Is USC heading into rough waters? Is Jordan Love "that dude?" FTG. More..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...
Oct 12, 2023•41 min
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss how clueless he is about household appliances, but to also cite the definitive word on whether or not to rinse before putting the dishes into the Whirlpool. What's the state of Vikings football, now? Could Kirk actually help another team, THIS year? Would the NFL ever "put their thumb on the scale" to help a team. Signs the Kelce/Swift "romance" is a total scam. Amazon brings back a de-facto "Sears Catalog" for Christmas. MORE...
Oct 11, 2023•38 min
CZABE rides solo today, and YES the Packer/Raider game MADE this edition of the pod! Hooray! Also... thoughts on the Niners destruction of the Cowboys. Dak vs. Kirk. The "Brock Party" continues. Hot tubs in Arizona? Are the Chiefs getting "all the close calls?" The Broncos are more fucked than you think. Tiger's amazing short putting stat. Coyotes still homeless. Starlink. Cutting the cord. Roku vs. Firestick. New watch, who dis? Say hello to the QL muscle. Do therapy guns work? MORE..... Our Sp...
Oct 10, 2023•40 min
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN and they discuss the shocking fall of Belichick in New England, the constant disappointment of Ron Rivera, whether or not Josh Harris is too "jovial" in the owners suite while his team is getting pants in front of him, and just what compels Mario Cristobal to be such an idiot! Plus Al Michaels hatred of veggies, and NFL Week 5 wrap up. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquirie...
Oct 09, 2023•37 min
Czabe has seen enough to of the NFL season to post the first "Tiers of a Clown" NFL categories of teams. Often imitated, never duplicated, buckle up for a perfect description of where we are now. NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins the fray, to talk baseball, ESPN, why he hates Europe in the Ryder Cup, Sam Pittman's man boobs, the USC win over Colorado and of course FTG! MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https:...
Oct 05, 2023•40 min
ESPN has all but abandoned any attempt to talk baseball during daytime programming. And guess what, I can't blame them. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me, and uncorks a very half-baked NFL & Taylor Swift conspiracy theory. But, I always am willing to listen. Starlink is up and running and Molly Querim is too damn cheap when it comes to streaming. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/br...
Oct 04, 2023•36 min
Trevor Bauer has reached the summit of his total exoneration. Now, who in the media will admit they were wrong? Spoiler: very few. It was Xander Schauffle not Cantlay, who was the turd in the punchbowl at the Ryder Cup. Is the NFL "simping" for Taylor Swift? Rodney Harrison is a chump. MORE...... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/priv...
Oct 03, 2023•42 min
Czabe is joined by ANDY POLLIN to break down Week 4 in the league. And let's stop calling Ron Rivera "Riverboat" after a particularly scurred decision against the Eagles. How many Taylor Swift songs does Andy know? What's REALLY going on with this just-a-bit too perfect new "relationship?" Belichick routed in Dallas. The Bears find new ways to suck. Here comes Caleb? MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiri...
Oct 02, 2023•35 min
The NBA is rocked by a blockbuster trade. Did the Bucks pull a "Mr. Chao" on Miami. Jimmy Buckets is Jimmy Bitter! NOTORIOUS J-A-Y joins me to discuss a remake of "Night Shift" with him and a buddy. Why is Zach Wilson so HATED by his own team? FTG, more.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy...
Sep 28, 2023•43 min
Czabe is joined by PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss the latest Vikings debacle, his own tale of concert going woe. Also, should NFL teams start to think more strategically about how much to play their star players during a long NFL season? Are TWO MNF games great, meh, or suck? is the new iPhone basically a full blown Playstation in your pocket? MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: ...
Sep 27, 2023•35 min
Czabe goes solo on a Tuesday, and digs deeper into the idiotic coaching moves from Sunday. Also, TV sports personalities are saying dumber and dumber shit all the time. Did somebody announce a race to the bottom, and who is winning? Plus while the masses were obsessing about Taylor Swift, the government was busy looting the treasury. MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands P...
Sep 26, 2023•43 min
Week 3 in the NFL delivered another afternoon of W-O-W including Taylor Swift emphatically confirming rumors that her and Travis Kelce are more than just "hanging out." ANDY POLLIN joins me to talk about the Dolphins deciding NOT to go for a scoring record, coaches going WWE on each other, and Czabe defends his ALE theory. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy &...
Sep 25, 2023•40 min
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss.... unreasonable Czabe producer demands, the Steelers have become Iowa, Justin Fields blaming coaches, Deion and forgiveness, how soon will the room "clear out" on the Colorado phase, the ESPN version of the "Mobile Strike Studio" stadium fights, Earl Weaver and the new "Antoine Dodson." MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pr...
Sep 21, 2023•39 min
There is NO "safe" way to play the game. Period. But, the ninnies won't stop trying. Poor Nick Chubb. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss the awful injury on MNF, and the state of RB's in the NFL. Also, when is it too early to start "drawing conclusions" on teams or players? Fantasy talk, targeting, and the new MNF theme to Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight." MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https:...
Sep 20, 2023•33 min
Commander fever is sweeping the DMV. And no, I am not coming back. But I'm happy for everyone! ANDY POLLIN joins me to discuss, plus why pro sports stadiums are a ripoff, but one that cities should splurge for anyway. Does Deion have a "formula" or lightning in a bottle? New block FG trick? Nick Saban is grinding. Mickelson won't bet NFL this year. Mel Tucker. Council of men. Missing jet. MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZAB...
Sep 19, 2023•34 min
Perhaps the Bengals went into this season in "just roll out the ball" mode? Or does it run deeper? Week 2 recap, as El Baldo takes you on a detailed SOLO ride as he has great recaps on all the Sunday games. Also, WHY is 0-3 such a death knell in the NFL for playoff chances? And who "broke" tipping? MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redci...
Sep 18, 2023•43 min
Czabe is joined by NOTORIOUS J-A-Y to discuss the NBA's new "anti-load management" rules designed for the networks. It reminded Czabe of the "Stonecutters" in the Simpsons. Vince McMahon is out of the rasslin' biz. Of course the PA manhunt ends in a bloody Eagles hoodie. Punter Sam Martin executes the SAWFTEST move in the history of the NFL. FTG.... and more! Our Sponsors: * Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE * Check out Indeed: https:// indeed.com/CZABE Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...
Sep 14, 2023•41 min
