Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk about rousting the homeless and having a shitty Friday, Jake shows off his Google Translate skills, what happens when you send her too hard and bust your rear end, Kevin's big... smile, more poop jokes, SNACKS, a substantial feel when you put it in your mouth, #SellTheBell, new baby equals new carpet, and a special shout out to Raymond and the El Ranchito Taco Shop in Lake Elsinore, California!
Jun 12, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Join Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin as they traverse into topics including proving that 70% tangents still equals 100% content, double fisting beverages, Metric to Standard (Measurements of Freedom), Emily, loaner vehicles, training in Policy and Procedures and why you still can't get points for that, are oil changes expensive, how every time you remove a panel another squeak becomes, and habitual line steppers. Contact customerstatespodcast@gmail.com to get your #SellTheBell today!!!
Jun 05, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Come join Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin as the probably mispronounce names and places, ask you to clean out your cars, discuss favorite pens and new equipment hassles, #SellTheBell, strange herbal odors in customers vehicles, and then dive tongue first into a fiery evil demon that has shapeshifted into a hot sauce. Listen all the way until the end to hear the unedited reactions to this wild inferno in our mouths. Help support our quest for better recording equipment by visiting Anchor.fm and search...
May 29, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin canvass subjects such as gas lighting squeaky chairs, phallic water containers, friendship pagodas, more Trailer Park Boys references, smoking out with James Bond, Hot Or Not? categories, ghost flames on Mike's Truck, and Kevin drops some truth hammers. Help support our quest for better recording equipment by visiting Anchor.fm and search Customer States... or find our PayPal at CustomerStatesPodcast@gmail.com! And don't forget to write in, comment, like, and share! Th...
May 22, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Kevin's first car story.
May 14, 2021•24 min
Jake's first car story.
May 14, 2021•21 min
Mike's first car story.
May 14, 2021•24 min
Ali's first car story.
May 14, 2021•21 min
In Episode 8, Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk about IT problems, various things you're tasked with that don't fall under your job description, the NOVA documentary series theme song, more Jake-isms, getting PUNK'D by Ashton Kutcher, a raw read for a sponsor, an exciting announcement about our new extra medium segments, and how to help our great friend Sean Lifter and his family by supporting his GoFundMe to help with his cancer treatment.
May 08, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 8
This week, Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk shop about Space Ship noises, interesting personnel from iconic Pixar movies, nature's thermal events with visual effects, what to do with bagel chips and ranch, new listener mail, Kevin talks shit about microphones, and much more!
May 01, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 7
This week on Customer States... Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin deliberate about bringing mandatory State Safety Inspections to California, celestial events, Mom and Pop hardware stores, lot damage to cars and personnel, CSI scores, why you probably shouldn't work on your own vehicle, and much more!
Apr 24, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 6
In this episode of Customer States..., we discuss our recent Mojave trip, Kentucky Fried Jeeps, the sales department (sorry everyone), different types of alcohol we are drinking, a sad single wilted leaf, and much more!! And thanks to listener Rex!
Apr 19, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 5
In this informative episode of Customer States... We discuss topics such as: Luxury adjacent vehicles, bump sticks and drift angels, the forbidden texts and normal operating conditions, and making good money for stupid things.
Apr 09, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 4
In this episode we discuss the performance aisle at your local parts store, fishing in your cylinders, appointment times, and negotiating with customers.
Apr 04, 2021•56 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Trailer
Apr 04, 2021•1 min
This week we talk about a meeting with warranty fairy tale stories, mystical bunnies, and a special tribute.
Mar 27, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 2
In this pilot episode of Customer States: Jake, Mike, and Ali take you on a ride through the ups and downs of the automotive industry. Be sure to follow, like, and subscribe Twitter: @customer_states Instagram: @customer_states Facebook: Facebook.com/customerstates
Mar 22, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 1
