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Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Two friends decided to make podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. Chelsea is here for political conspiracies, Cristina is here for the history and the science behind it all. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to international politics. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.
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Episodes

Episode 81: Love, Nixon

Ever wonder what can be said when alone for 20 minutes with Nixon? So do we! Listen in to Chelsea's thrilling conclusion of Nixon November. All Apologies from us as we head into Bummersville. Come As You Are but things don't Smell Like Teen Spirit in Cristina's tale. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to T.J. Shirl...

Nov 30, 20181 hr 58 min

Episode 80: F.O.R.E.S.H.A.D.O.W.I.N.G.

This week Chelsea continues her saga of Watergate, which is becoming the next never-ending story. There's just way too much! Cristina talks about the Church Universal and Triumphant, which has all the hallmarks of a crazy cult with twice the amount of ghosts and angels. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to T.J. Sh...

Nov 23, 20181 hr 58 min

Episode 79: History is Cyclical

Today Chelsea breaks open a conspiracy deep in american politics! Too be clear we are talking about a crook and a creep, Cristina breaks down good magic and bad hexes! Murder is totally allowed if black magic is involved. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks!...

Nov 16, 20181 hr 58 min

Episode 78: Don't Talk About the Banana Bread

Cristina talks about a fluffy beast that you really don't want to be spreading info about. This one will make you howl at the moon. Chelsea brings us the more kinky side of the U.S. Government. Can I get a non consensual drugging on the rocks? Shaken not stirred. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks!...

Nov 09, 20182 hr 2 min

Episode 77: Porque No Los Dos, Ladies

Today Chelsea delights us with a tale of an undiscovered land. Add this to your list of desirable vacation spots! Cristina brings us to a much more enrapturing plane with music. One could say we were soothed by the sounds of the devil himself. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks!...

Nov 02, 20182 hr 5 min

Parlor of the Paranormal Teaser

Want a taste of what the ladies have been working on in the shadows? Here is a small tidbit of the Patreon exclusive podcast we intend to put out monthly! Visit our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies

Oct 31, 201811 min

Episode 76: Spooktober part 4; Spooky Cows Of The Deep

Today Cristina discusses one of the creepiest places and the terrible things that can happen to cows. It'll have you crawling out of your skin. Chelsea takes us back to Scotland with a haunting mystery. If the light at the lighthouse is out is anyone home? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidscons...

Oct 26, 20182 hr 7 min

Episode 75: Spooktober part 3; Poison and Bricks (Of The Deep)

Chelsea brings us a tale of a ghastly sort. Ever been curious about how haunted Scotland is? Chelsea has what you seek. Cristina brought her A game with a spooky tale of murder. 17th Century murder in America. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks!...

Oct 19, 20181 hr 38 min

Episode74: Spooktober part 2; Deadly Banana Beer From The Deep

Christina starts us off with some not so great historical context from the 80's to 90's. This cult misinterpreted the ten commandments for sure. Chelsea brings up a mysterious race of peoples from the past who loved to ruin peoples day. Hashtag get wrecked by the people of the sea. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.pat...

Oct 12, 20181 hr 51 min

Episode73: Spooktober part 1; Pig Demons of the Deep

Today Mal replaces Chelsea with some treasure filled tales. Count your doubloons cause we will all be rich by this tale. Cristina kicks off Spooktober with a ghastly tale! Demons and pigs and ghosts OH MY! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks!...

Oct 05, 20181 hr 36 min

Episode 72: Sun Shines over Ancient Water

Join us today as Cristina brings up such a sunny event in american history! The sun will always shine in our great america. Nothing goes wrong here nope. Then Chelsea discusses a wonderful lake between Israel and Syria. We don't have to go deep underwater to find shiny treasure! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreo...

Sep 28, 20181 hr 57 min

Episode 71: ...Surprise Genitalia! Part 2

The thrilling conclusion to the biggest drawing in Australia. Or is anything concluded at all! Prepare your ectoplasm cause Cristina brings us into a dramatic feud of a ghostly sort. Who knew a magician and a detective story writer could fight about this! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconsp...

Sep 21, 20182 hr 16 min

Episode 70: Wait For It... Part 1

Today episode is special cause its split into two parts! First Chelsea tells us some extreme stories pf polygamy and sadness. All aboard for bummersville! Next we have our great guest Erik leaving us on a cliffhanger! the outback of Australia just got more weird. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreon www.patreon.com/cultscrypt...

Sep 14, 20181 hr 56 min

Episode 69: NICE.

Today Cristina discusses the past religious climate in South Korea. Sadly the world didn't end like some had hoped. Chelsea brings up two famous locations that go deep down to hell. Like literally there is no joke here they go to hell. And Mal's story time involves his possibly haunted car. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check out our patreo...

Sep 07, 20181 hr 55 min

Episode 68: Federal Cryptid Pheromones

Today Chelsea talks about a few beasties that may or may not exist. your favorite creature may be a cryptid. Leigh from History is Gay graces us with their presence as a guest. Lets learn about bees and pheromones together and what war crimes we can commit with them. Cristina brings up a well known cryptid that is loved and hated by many - the Jersey Devil! We all just want a small goat with wings after this tale. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cults...

Aug 31, 20182 hr 10 min

Episode 67: Religion; Extreme Mode

Cristina takes vacationing into the wilderness to a whole new level. If you meet some old Russians in your nearby forest just welcome them is all. Chelsea get deep into the problems Exorcism causes to your mental health. Remember always seek help if you need it. Just maybe not from the church. Support our Patron at https://www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podca...

Aug 24, 20181 hr 53 min

Episode 66: Mithras' Coconut Crabs

Join Chel as she talks about a super ancient group of knowledge seekers. You'll have to grab this one by the horns. Cristina discusses the mystery behind a famous aviator who may have gone missing. Spoiler alert she does in fact disappears. Mal Also has a small story about praying to the god of electronics versus Jesus. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme s...

Aug 17, 20182 hr 13 min

Episode 65: Recreational Swimming

Today let Cristina wow you with a San Diego historically spooky site. Proof that ghosts can both be sad and harmless. Chelsea talks about a famous island that honestly deserves an episode all to itself. Did the indigenous people pull a fast one on historians? Listen find out. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks...

Aug 10, 20182 hr 5 min

Episode 64: Don't Question It, Just Go With It.

Chelsea talks about a mysterious event in Brazil! She also butchers the Portuguese language. Cristina discusses the religious implications of a travelling Jesus. It's all about that fish and bread. Also Mal is here for the laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks!...

Aug 03, 20181 hr 51 min

Episode 63: God Might Be In This Episode

Chelsea talks about a fiery hot cult that certainly won't warm up your heart. All aboard to bummersville! Then with Cristina we begin the search for a special gentleman you may have seen in your sleep. Let's just say sandman didn't give you these dreams. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks!...

Jul 27, 20181 hr 38 min

Episode 62: Time Traveling FanFiction Cryptids

Chelsea is back! And she has a story to tell that is definitely not a cheap rip off of every time travel movie from the 80s. Meanwhile, Cristina tells us about a Cryptid from Australia with a name that Chelsea can't stop giggling at (Also it's Australis so there's like a 50% chance it actually exists). Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks!...

Jul 20, 20181 hr 51 min

Episode 61: Monsters on Vacation

This week we replace Chelsea with a newer, spookier host! (Just for this week though). Cristina tells the tale of a South American cult and mentions the Prestige a lot. Special Guest Bones tells the tale of a famous American haunting with demon pigs! We have fun. Remember to like, rate, and review and email us at cultcryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Jul 13, 20181 hr 58 min

Episode 60: Schrödinger's Child At Your Local Cult Deli

Chelsea talks about a child who either was or wasn't found and Cristina hops on the train to Bummersville to tell you about the 12 Tribes and how they could be IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Remember to like, rate, and review and email us at cultcryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks for listening!

Jul 06, 20181 hr 27 min

Episode 59: DIY Mystical Energy Smuggling

You didn't exactly ask for it but Chelsea's talking about it anyway: It's HOBBY LOBBY!!! In less weird 2017 news stories and more mystical weird stuff, Cristina talks about lay lines and how they're definitely caused by wizard aliens. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Jun 29, 20182 hr 7 min

Episode 58: Demons DTF In Your Area

Chelsea brings you Crytids of biblical proportions that bleed into the modern day while Cristina tells you exactly why Thomas Edison sucks. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review. You can also e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Jun 22, 20181 hr 40 min

Episode 57: Synagogue of Satan in Scenic Bisley

Welcome to episode 57 where you can learn about the questionable gender of one of Englands former monarchs and how Jews are trying to get you high (but like maliciously somehow). Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast

Jun 15, 20181 hr 40 min

Episode 56: Internet Clowns

Chelsea's back! And she's here to tell you about the website left behind after the mass suicide of the Heaven's Gate cult members. Afterwards you can enjoy Cristina talking about terrifying clowns because she lives to feed your nightmares. Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast and like, rate, and review wherever you listen to our podcast!

Jun 08, 20181 hr 42 min

Episode 55: Breaking Alliteration

Chelsea is sick this week so instead of her you get our editor/producer Malachi to tell you about religious conspiracies! And also part 2 of Cristina's Michael Jackson conspiracies. Thanks for listening and feel free to e-mail us your own conspiracies at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast Thanks!

Jun 01, 20181 hr 31 min

Episode 54: Annie Are You Okay?

Do you know about The Black Eyed Children? Well you do now thanks to Chelsea! Afterwards, enjoy Cristina explain how a very sizable and devoted group of Michael Jackson fans are convinced that he's not really dead and that he'll be back for his come back tour any day now. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and Tweet us @C3Podcast Thanks!

May 25, 20181 hr 59 min

Episode 53: Chelsea's Color-paloza

Welcome to Bummersville! Where Cristina is going to tell you about the Anthill Kids. Now, seeing as this gets Extremely Depressing and Disturbing (even for Bummersville), we want to let you know that Chelsea's section, where she talks about a creature that started from a creation myth and became a cryptid, starts at 58 minutes into the Podcast. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast...

May 18, 20181 hr 48 min
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