#951- CULT MEMBER LIVE SHOW!

Oh, redal Tsar, Hello, and welcome to the show. This is the Cult of Conspiracy and I am the Cage to Night Raved. I'm Jonathan and welcome everybody to the Cult Member Live show, as we do every Tuesday night at nine pm Central time. We are getting off to the races with our live event and thank everybody from joining on this Tuesday evening. Uh yeah, if you couldn't notice, if you couldn't tell a new location right now, we're in Raven Lee's impromptu home studio and it is coming

Enjoy my call everyone.

It's definitely it's a nicer background than what Jacob has set up. I think against your background, Jacob, but I mean hers just looks more like aesthetically pleasing Oh I.

Can't get mad at it.

I don't.

I don't inherently disagree and be honest.

Oh yeah, dude, Well, welcome in, good Cult members. I am back, and Dougie, I'm sorry. I h I went to the gas station to go get some milk and then I forgot it, So no milk, but I'm back either way.

And you know, we're just gonna have a good time tonight. So the Yo kid said, Yo, happy cold night. Yes, it is gonna be a happy cold night. It's a good time. Uh.

The white Boy Wizard, I don't know what what's up with you going with your regular name?

Dude?

Why would you ever change the white boy fucking wizard if.

It won't let me change it back?

Hold on, be right.

Back, Okay. I was just about to say, what the fuck you been, Tristan, It's been weeks. I feel like I seen your black ass in a hot minute. Where the fuck you ben?

Dog?

But glad to see your Idahoan? Yeah, yeah, Idaho ass self. I'm glad to see you Ida.

And for those that are just listening, he's white, so it's fun Jacob called him black.

I mean his typical name is white boy Wizard. If people couldn't get the joke, then you know you would have known that if you were on the live so anyway.

But yeah, the White Boy Wizard said, what up? You gorgeous motherfuckers.

You know we were talking about this earlier today. We're gonna be doing a roundabout. The last live that we do of the year is when we are gonna take our Bingo card for twenty twenty five and we are gonna review the footage, so to say, and see which we may have very well made a Bingo happen this year.

I'm pumped hopefully we did.

Dude, we just found out the pope through a rave at the Vatican. Did you hear about this?

So pumped?

I can't say that I'm shocked.

There was probably a bunch of underaged kids and some souls and god knows what else.

Apparently he was for his birthday. We gotta like look it up.

Yeah, I don't know what the situation is, but apparently the Pope, the first American pope in history ever, decided that he wanted to throw an actual rave in the Vatican. I'm thing like, wait a minute, you mean like the city of or like actually in the building.

It was outside, an.

Outdoor rave in the courtyard in Saint Peter Square.

Okay, So apparently he didn't throw a rave quote unquote. He appeared on a via video message on electronic or a music event that was organized in the local clergy of Slovakia to celebrate a special occasion.

But the DJ was a.

Priest as well, DJ priest into the DJ priest and h connected with your face in the oh, so pretty much it was try to get all the young people to join the faith.

It's the Slovakian priesthood. I guess that's a random shout out, but all right, weird flex but all right, cool cool.

I mean, hey, you got to appeal to the youth, you know, yeah, it's pretty important to them.

I was trying to scroll the message.

Dude, I love this picture that the yo kid put up. It's Jesus holding it like an ikea set of directions on how to build a crucifix.

The Yokdia does come with the uh some might say the most offensive Christian means, but they're always in good fun and good humor, so you know, again, for anybody who oh, oh no, no, they definitely come across as humorous for sure, And for any of the good cult members listening to this the following day that would like to be a art of the Cult Conspiracy Live show

You know, we get the five dollar tier.

And you have all the wonderful things that go along with that when you have the ten dollars slash Third Eye all the way open tier, which is how you join on the Tuesday Night Lives. But let's be completely honest here. The main reason why people come on to the Tuesday Night Lives is because or now on Tuesday Night Lives, just give me. The main reason why people come to the Patreon, even for the small five dollar

Hey the Norse Trucker you on? Hey, what's up?

Norse Trucker? We were talking to you earlier on the Tiki Talks. Brother. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Oh yeah, dude, good.

To see new faces up in here.

I love to see it, but also some of the same original cult members who are just here with us every single Tuesday night.

I mean, it really is, dude fun.

I like Thanksgiving, don't get me wrong, but I'd much rather be around a table with a bunch of you fucking misfits than my family members.

I just want to throw that out there.

Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. And you know what, I'm hoping that over the past year we have dropped some knowledge on everybody.

They'll be able to.

Bring to their family gatherings, to their Thanksgiving tables. And you yourself could be the crazy uncle that's talking that wild shit that's just ruining everybody's day. But like, we gotta let them know the truth, you know, because.

I know I'm I'm that uncle.

At my house.

Way to go.

Here's a here's a good A good conversation starter is Hey, did you hear that that Trump just got done like he was he's been blowing Bill Clinton all these years?

Like, bro, that's what you're gonna start with. That's that's the one.

That's how we're opening.

I mean, just a band aid off and.

That's a hot take. I'll tell you what, dude. I the more I dug in on that one, the more I kept seeing things about Erica Trump being eight months or eight weeks pregnant, and Charlie Kirk died two weeks ago, so what the fuck? And it's like, wait, so I looked into it more. That's incorrect. She never one time

So it's like, Okay, the media just do a media shit.

Yeah, did hug him though, like really embracing him behind the head, hug in in her bosoms? Not really, but it was a very intense hug. I will say I was like, Okay, that was a vibe. I will say, South Park is on point right now with their with their ship.

So South Park just had Trump and JD in bed together.

Yeah yeah, dude, I actually I feel bad for for fucking Charlie Kirk in a way like obviously you don't you don't want any that, but like imagine him just looking down from the ether, right and he's like.

My wife is a whore.

She has been to me this entire.

Time, like I died for nothing. I thought that I was living the American dream. I had a great job, I had beautiful kids. Turns out my kids are part nefolom now and now it's like you just never know what this kind of shit. I don't know what kind of fuck behind me into.

But I don't know. I'm not saying that. I think it's very strange how she handled everything. As soon as he died. The next thing, she was like, I'm really excited about my speaking engagements. I have a book that's releasing soon, I might be dropping an album. It's like, you know, you way just got buried like seven and a half days ago, and you're like, I'm just I'm excited for the future, and I forgive him and like, okay, listen, listen.

That's because they already knew he was gonna die, or he even died. Maybe he didn't.

Maybe maybe it was like a whole thing, like it was a clone that they killed off.

Maybe I don't know.

Erica said that she forgives Charlie.

No, no, forgives the fucking shooter for killing her husband.

Dude, I forgive you for dying.

I bet she does.

You know, like she's probably is okay with the shooter. I mean she probably fucking thrown at him.

Earlier that day.

I don't know that.

I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised just at this point. I mean, this is such a wild world I've gone. I've grown to this this point in my life where, first of all, I'm only doing the cult once a week now, so I don't have to talk about politics as often. Right, of course, with everything conspiracy, there's gonna be a little bit of politics most of the time. There's a lot of bit of politics involved in most

And I'm still saying this shit, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, fuck, I just want to get away from this cess poet. People still believe that there's good guys and bad guys. It's like they're all bad. They all are They're all bad. And I can't believe that.

I mean, Jacob, I know you've always been like, uh, really into geopolitics and just you know, country politics and all that shit. I can't believe I let myself fall into that trap personally, will you?

You want to believe in something, right, it's not even getting high on hoping and like deluding yourself. We all want to believe that the person that we voted for, or the political party that we more closely align ourselves to, we want to believe that they are on the side of good and righteousness. Right.

That it's the same think of it in the same sense of football.

You Jonathan Ry Steelers fan, die hard will be to the day you die, understood, Unfortunately you want But my point though, at the beginning of every season, you want to believe that this will be your season, right, and and let's say there's some fuck shit that went down with the coach or half the players get wrapped up in some sort of illegal gambling scheme or something. You yes, yes, fine, fine,

You want to believe that, Right.

There's still the goddamn Steelers.

You know, damn good and well das shit ain't never gonna happen in our lifetimes, right, but you want to believe it, and you gotta believe in something otherwise what the fuck is the point?

But that's the issue.

That's the issue, is that people are viewing politics as if it's sports away and it shouldn't be that way, Like it's it shouldn't be like, oh, you know, you're you're like a clamoring for your guy whenever they do good.

But you're you're shitting on the other part.

It's like it's so stupid, and it's it's become it's become tribalism.

Is it is the theata uh and it always has been and twas it shallways be.

With those glasses too, Yeah.

These glasses are pimp as fuck. I'm actually I'm borrowing Raven Lee's. These are some windy peppercorn glasses. And if anybody hasn't seen the Sandlot First of all, homework assignment. You need that in your life. Secondly, these bitch is a fucking dope.

I own them in several colors I have for the cult members. You might have noticed if I have quite a few different ear rings and sunglasses and things. I tend to like certain stuff. So yes, sunglasses are my GM.

So listen, cult members, Nothing and I mean nothing stops the drip. This is the way anyway, real quick, let's go, Hey, the will of the gods. Your hands been raised for a hot manty, Go ahead and speak on it, young lady.

Well, first off, congratulations Raven. I didn't have you last week.

I'm sorry.

I was just sleep you know.

I thank you.

Second Off, grief is a I lost my son, okay, and I threw myself into work. I threw myself into making my grandson's birthday the best it could be with a smile on my face. And my son had only passed four days prior. My grandson was turning two, So what do you do? You know, she's a public figure. Don't be so hard on her and JD. They were on the campaign trail each other. They're good friends.

You know.

I'm not dismissing it. I'm not saying it is, but I'm not saying it isn't right. I am saying you got to say grief. Grief is harsh, man, It's harsh.

I'm so sorry about your son.

I'm so sorry.

It was thirty five, you know, wow, and it was it was rough.

Wo, So sorry, And I agree grief can do a lot of things to a lot of different people. And there's no one well, there's tons of incorrect ways to handle situations that happened like that's absolutely true, right, But there's all kinds of ways that people deal with horrible shit whenever it happens. I'm not inherently throwing shade at her. I'm saying that the media has flayed her alive for

Like, bro, what I get?

Y'all get it. It's easy, it's you know, it's an easy target to play on. But grief is you don't know it until you are living it.

Yeah, no, I get.

There's multiple ways of being able to look at that for sure. You know, obviously you want to have some sympathy. Everybody grieves very differently.

Of course.

The the reason why I think people are really coming after and just to show you know, like a not a little bit of love, but a little bit of credence to that side is that if she is a plant, whether it's massad Cia, you know whatever, if she is a plant, that's exactly how you would be acting.

And I agree with that. I agree with you on that. I can see that flip side.

But I can also see because I'm living it myself, the greef side, you know, and how people and like I said, it was just August this past year, you know that my son passed.

So my grief comes out differently.

Some days I cry NonStop, some days I'm just singing, you know, And it's you don't know, but I don't have Campbell's pointed at me twenty four seven.

Yeah, she's I mean, she's in the public eye.

So that's a that's a totally different situation than what any of us can experience. I mean, she doesn't really have any time to grieve. I mean, it's more or less of you have to continue pushing forward, especially with how strong a tie she had to Trump and everything else, that they're not going to slow down. The show must go on and they must continue pushing forward. So I definitely aggrieved when my grandma passed and my dad passed

So speaking of I don't know if many people know this or not, but the whole let's say she hypothetically, super hypothetically, let's say she is pregnant right now, she.

Could be pregnant with his child.

Yes, just so everyone's clear, Yeah, the timelines don't match up. Did you know that sperm can stay alive in the vagina for thirty days? Because I didn't, and I just looked this up today as a matter of fact. So just so everybody is clear, this very well could be Charlie Kirk's baby if she is pregnant.

Up to actually three months.

It's cervical cervical, it's actually in the cervix. There's crevices, and sperm can find hold and it can take just one and pretty much the body doesn't recognize it as a foreign body, and it will feed it nutrients and it will keep it alive in time until the egg is released and gets close enough to it to pretty much the body is like, you know what, Hey, we've been helping out that's homing this whole time. Look what we got for you. And there's a lot of things

Going to say that that baby come out a different color.

Listen, Hey, yeah, yeah, nobody got you got anything to say that.

No, I don't know what will be said, but I know the media is going to have a whole shit fit about it.

But yeah, there's gonna be a whole me myself an Irene situation going on, right, But no, I just looked it up. Yeah, she's definitely not pregnant. She people got it confused, I guess because she said that she prayed she was pregnant, right right, And so some people just took that out of context, as the internet do exactly exactly. Spirit would have passed her to be honest, like you know what I'm saying, I don't know.

I just I don't trust.

I don't trust anybody in politics. And it's not even necessarily a her thing. I just don't trust anybody. I don't trust that she was in a pageant for Trump before she ever met Charlie Kirk.

I don't trust that.

She went to go try and get a job and Charlie said, no, we can't hire you because I want.

To date you.

And then there was this the whole situation where they were reminiscing about their their anniversary, and he was normally the woman remembers dates.

The women are.

Typically better at that kind of shit, like remembering dates, right, she didn't know what their anniversary was. I'm like, you normally see it the other way around. Normally the man's getting in trouble for not remembering the anniversary.

I don't know.

I just thought that that was fair.

To be fair though, I was married for almost twelve years and I still can't tell you that the day we actually got married, Like we had to look it up like four times. They asked us, more like, ah, it's it's around December beginning, And she's like, how have you been married this long?

I'm divorced.

But I was like, I've been married twice and I could tell you.

Both of my I'm still honest to God, don't know when I was married all those years, that's great.

Yeah, I always I always thought, you know, and I'm sure everybody does it differently or whatever, like especially if you're with somebody, obviously you're gonna be with somebody for a little while before you get married, right, And so I always went back whenever I was married, I used to always go back to, like the day we started dating.

That's our anniversary. There's a wedding anniversary, but that's like secondary. That's how I always looked at it.

And most women would disagree with you on that one.

The dating anniversary is like the whatever the marriage. Oh, forget that one one day and see how that one some.

People have, like their the first time they did it anniversary.

M that's a thing.

Yeah, that's absolutely a thing.

Oh yeah, yeah that was I just saw that.

Because on Friends, people put that in the calendars on repeat and they you don't even remember it, but it comes up on the carund like, huh, well we should do something, specially when it's like what you mean, like do it doggie style.

I beg for it and you roll over and play dead. I'm just throwing that.

I don't I don't fucking listen, listen anyway, fuck spirit animal, Go ahead, sir, it's a connelingus night or what.

Yeah, I do sometimes you gotta do a little strange, all right, but no, well, my dog, you look like the flamboyant seth Vallins of the conspiracy right now?

You know, yeah, I hope he means did you mean him or me? No, definitely, just making sure listen, listen. Pimping it's called pimping. And regardless of what you mad, it ain't easy, dog, It ain't easy in this bitch. You know, it's hard out here for a pill anyway, moving on, but no, oh.

Even you can't you kind of scaring me with the facts.

Of uh trust me. It's yeah, it's terrifying.

I am terrified because I'm like.

That's why you need a wrap it, Sam, that's why yep mm hmm, and or go get snipped, do you.

I'm just saying, is going to go strong check ass. The sectomies can be reversed. It's a difficult process depending on how it was done. But I'm just saying, you know, as much as we put it on women to where they have to start taking birth control, they have to start doing this they actually have.

Male birth controls.

They have two of them now, and one of them has been through clinical trials and is showing to be very effective for men. So all the men out there, stop pushing this on women.

You're welcome.

Is it?

Is it gonna make us hold waterwaight though?

And make I know two dudes that are taking it currently. One of them is a powerlifter.

So it doesn't have any side effects. I've read a lot into it, so so far it actually seems more beneficial for the men to take it and has less harmful effects. And one trial has been lasting. It's almost five years that they've been checking to see. So shout out to all the men taking birth control.

Talk to your doctor.

Jen.

I'm just saying, just.

For the way, good, I'm very fucking responsible.

Oh, I didn't say. You weren't saying.

Are you taking very offense to this? There's nothing offensive.

He's like, I only do anal what.

No?

Oh, I'm a gentleman. I don't kiss, so nor do I tail.

But no, but we do know that you neat ass as you should. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

Samuel, Hey, you just maybe she wants something special for birthday.

I get you there, you go, fuck you as far you to know. I might be in the mafia tongue deep ship though.

The great White Guidowasian bro, What the fuck are we talking about?

Hey, just as long as it's before you take her out the Chinese buffet, you know what I mean?

Before Donna?

Is that what it's called when he goes down?

Oh my god, Back to the conversation at hand, gentlemen.

Oh, funny enough.

Oh, they actually fat up in North Georgia, but they actually just fat that last year.

I went up there and everything.

There was a Chinese restaurant right next door to a pet spart and I was like, that's not gonna beat the allegations.

Not even a little bit, dude.

Yeah, funny enough. I found out that a lot more a lot of Chinese actually died during the Trans Continent rivera mm hmm.

And yeah, that, which is like, oh that's pretty cool.

Also the Great Wall of China, there's bodies inside the cement and everything.

Oh yeah, thousands because whenever a worker would die, they didn't like bury them, they just kind of threw the mix.

They're like, hey, dog, thank you for volunteering your soul for fucking wet?

What absolutely?

Which is?

I mean that would be kind of cool. Why why don't we just like build a like if they have a due build a wall. Why don't we do it like like that?

Uh?

What?

In modern society this type of behavior is frowned upon, you know, but somebody out there is doing it. Promise you that.

Skull full of skull thons. But love you gentlemen and lady.

Love you too. Brother Rose. We see your hand, Rais. We gotta get to the chat. But your hand's been up for a minute. Go ahead, okay, just.

Real quick on the subject. Okay, So I one morning I woke up, I passed out, and my husband had to call nine to one one and went to the hospital. They couldn't figure out what's wrong. And then they told me I was pregnant. And we were like what because my husband he actually was fixed.

You're one of the best secony stories.

Yeah, and I was like, holy shit, no way, but they ran it again. Sure enough I was pregnant. But anyway, so my husband, the doctor comes in and you know, tells this about how you know this can happen sometimes My husband, his dumb ass, he goes, well, I heard that all of aseectomy does is change the color of the baby.

Bro, was your husband being legit or was he trying to be fine? I'm just asking, oh my god, was he being funny or was he actually being serious?

I'm not here to judging funny.

That's that's fucking hilarious. And also, good guy. How long was it between the vasectomy and you popping positive? It was like six years?

Yeah, so the tube can regrow itself. So the tubes can definitely regrow itself. There is like that there is a tube that carries it and if it reattaches at the bottom.

A lot of times now that.

If like you're sure sure, then they actually like they tie it, they burn it, they clip it, and then that's some more efficient way of making sure that people aren't gonna.

Have an oops baby.

But there is lots of stories of vaseectomes being accidental, because I mean, all it does is it has to just like get a little enough line, a little enough road in, and then they can mix and then you have you know.

Six years after the fact. The Lord wanted that baby.

To happen, said, and we're like, oh my god, she has a freaking testimony coming up. Her name is Dormy and she's definitely living up to her name.

I love it.

I love it.

I have weird kid names. I'm not saying your kid's name is weird. I'm minor unique as well.

Yeah, it's definitely unique.

I don't know any around here, but I love it. Thank you. I call him an alien because he actually, okay, he's such a trooper. He went back to get another besectomy, right, and but we found he has three fucking tubes.

So I was like, you're freaking alien.

So that's what it was.

That's wild.

Yeah, okay, okay, Hey so again, gents, Hey, they make male birth control, and I feel like we need to be more.

Heavily investing in this technology, god, now more than ever. Oh man, all right, all right, let's get to the chat. Good God, Rose, thank you for sharing. Holy shit. But that's wild. All right, let's get into it here.

Lol.

Jonathan Shade, you know, I was gonna mention that Royce. I was gonna mention that Jonathan talked all that shit, all that chaitinery about his beer was coming and he was committed this time. And what do you know, Well, to.

Be fair, I didn't have to see your face, you know. But one time a week from here on out, and it started getting pretty goddamn itchy, and I was just over it.

You know, there's points.

There's points in a man's life whenever you try and go lay down to sleep and you take a big old breath of air right before you go to sleep, and you get nothing but beard in your mouth, and I just kind of got over it, to be honest with you, it was more of a job.

It was a chore. I was always brushing it.

I always need something to fiddle around with, and so I'm like always playing with my beard and just not a good look. And to be honest, Nick, do you remember whenever Nick had.

That glorious beard. It was just like a couple of weeks ago.

And then he shaved it off because he was like, he was out on a contractor job and so he was away from his wife. He didn't really give a shit about what his face looked like. He got back home and shaved it. I think she actually prefers it, you know, a little bit more on the balder side. And he goes, you know, that's not even the reason why I.

Really shaved it.

He goes, I shaved it because I missed my face and I resonate with that.

Listen, I get it, I get it. But at the same time, man, I tell you what, I.

Picked a bad time to do it, because whenever I went down to New Orleans a couple of days ago and we went to this it's called Nostalgia Con, And the only reason I went was because I I wanted to go get a picture with Bam Margera and and dude, I went over and took a picture with him. I was like, fuck, man, I wish I'd kept my beard for this picture, because my beard. I mean, he has like some some kind of Tony Stark looking ship. But

Get that vibe. I think John.

I think Knoxville maybe might have been the tallest one of the crew, and he's only.

Like six foot.

Yeah. People were and Stevo.

People were asking, they were like, oh, you should have invited him on the show. I was like, dude, I was starstruck. I was like, I was proud of myself for.

Saying thanks Bam. You know what I mean, Like I was. I was right there.

I went to go shake his hand, and I was like, oh my god, I just took a fucking legend, a legend's hand because I grew up idolizing everybody from Vivla Bam and c k Y and fucking Jackass and all that other shit. Right, Like, yeah, as you young boys, do you see Jackass growing up? You want to go outside and just start fucking yourself up?

Yeah? You know? Oh yeah, I had a video crazy risk. I took a video camera once upon a time and me and my brother and a couple of our friends made something called dude TV. And if we had ever figured out how to make a YouTube channel happen, the trajectory of my life would probably be a lot different At this time. I'm just saying it was like, it's still one of those things. I have the camera somewhere and it still has the tape, but uh yeah, it's

And he was always my favorite character to go with on all the Tony Hawk pre Skater, well, I think he was only on pro Skater three and four. I remember him being on Tony Hawk Underground also maybe I don't know, I could be tripping, but he was always my favorite.

Yeah, so it was just cool.

But yeah, as far as the beard goes, gonna be real with you, dude, kind of kind of over that face. I'm still growing the long hair out though I do miss my long hair, so that's friendly. But the beard, I you know, I wish that I wouldn't have gone as short as I did because my chins are back and so I need to get a little bit of coverage, but not too long.

As I said earlier, it pimping ain't easy, That's all I'm saying. And nothing stops the drip. Let that job.

It's a job, it is, yo, kid, Go ahead there, brother.

So first of all, I'm just giving you ship.

Second of all, recently, actually last week, I shaved off my.

Beard also because when going to the comedy show with my grandmother, she asked me, can you please just shave for me?

And I did it for family. So like my grandmother likes it and.

I've had a number of compliments on it. So I mean, the great thing about fidgeting her is it can grow it back and forth, and mine grows rather quickly.

She It took me that Jewish blood. Yeah, it took me seven years to get this to where it's at.

This ain't going nowhere for nobody.

I'm sorry if if, if you see me without a beard, just assume I'm like doing a chemo treatment or some ship and that that's the only reason that this has happened.

No beards for love.

Beard is love.

In my opinion.

Uh, speaking of love, God is love? What did do my dude?

Yeah, Ryan Don was always my favorite out of that crew, all right, yeah, and yeah, I just shaved it down to the go team.

Man.

I tried to switched it up from the.

Beard to the chin strap to the go tee all uh forty eight laws of power, change, change of appearance.

You know, you know, I like the idea of doing some kind of weird uh facial stencil of sorts, you know, like like Tony Stark or shout out to the whole Hunger Games.

What was the guy that was like the host from the first Hunger Games movie had his ship fucking oh the.

Weird chop things with the line in the middle situation.

No, I'd say it's the guy that did it. He was a game warden. It's the guy that died. He had to eat the berries because he fucked up, and he had like thing and he had like those little lines in between.

You know.

I love the Hunger Games.

It just it kind of reminds me of it.

It reminds me of Actually, I thought the movies did a pretty decent job of portraying the books. But as far as facial hair goes, dude, I don't think anybody does it better than fucking Jeff Hardy.

Just want to throw that out there.

Dude, that guy he does have good Dude.

It is crazy how accurate and awesome he can get with the lines in his beard.

I'm like, this guy, just.

Don't know who that is.

I do, but uh no, I mean that's wrestler. That's what happens whenever you have a professional team of stylists that makes sure that your shit is professionally lined up before you ever step out on stage, which like no shade being thrown for the record, I just I get it, you know, it's all part of the look.

I've actually thought about getting some like strange color contacts because he's always going with the wild.

Contacts and everything.

Maybe just go with the all whites, you know what I mean, just the all whites of your eyes, or maybe I'll just go with the black guys. You know what's funny is is that when we first started, when we first started shooting together, I was trying to make like clips and everything, and I would always edit my clips over in Snapchat.

It was like the most ghetto way of editing.

But I didn't know I was learning at that time, right, And I would edit it over there, and they had a Snapchat filter that would allow everybody to have black eyes, and so I just thought it looked really cool. Like, I thought it looked really awesome, especially posting up on a conspiracy show, right Yeah, And people were like, oh my god, I don't trust these fucking guys. Do you see their eyes?

They're black.

That can't be a good thing.

I'm like, those contacts are super itchy.

By the way, Like I full blacks, I've worn all black, I've worn all I've worn lots of different kinds of contacts. The all whites are some of my favorite, but the black ones, man, those when they actually take up your circumference of your eye. All them fucker's itch and like if you're not used to contacts, and I am. I've been wearing contacts for decades, but they still are pretty. You can't wear them for like long periods of time unless you really used to contacts.

I'll say that because I have.

Like pure red ones that I've worn, I have like different colored ones.

So I feel like AI filters these days would alleviate the need for the contacts if especially if you're on camera. I don't know how that works. You're more of the AI connostewer than I am, but I feel like that'd be an easy like filter to throw on, right I want purple contacts.

M M, yeah, that'd be awesome. Creek pimping, Go right ahead, sir, Creek pimping.

Oh so, uh about the Bigfoot because y'all y'all bought y'all mentioned him on one of these past uh you know, swap cast and everything that y'all need. Yeah, so I've been doing research and everything.

Uh do y'all know about the uh?

Well, obviously the yett He takes the place at uh through the Himalayan, which is a between Russia Siberia and

Snow, right.

But we've covered some of these on well, we done multiple episodes on Bigfoot, Sam Squantchieti's and all the ins and outs and all the other things. There is a parier be compelling cases from around the world. Now, grant, there's there's tons of hoaxers. There's tons of myths and lords and legends and these people making ship up to try to make a little money or get a little

For sure, there was a group of uh of g I's in Vietnam doing the Vietnam was saying that they saw a little uh little people like little eight things, but yeah, it's not like a man and everything, and that UH ain't up that it happened while they were in a firefight and everything, and it drug one of them off.

So it did should be wilding out in the Age Dog.

The Bigfoot episode.

I'm holding off until I go back home, and then I want to do them and like show all the different scame squinched stuff all over Oregon, and like I have tons of little Bigfoot stuff around my house too, So I wanted to kind of do the museum and like talk about the local lore and stuff like that.

Hell yeah, also the stories of the little ones in Vietnam that we're dragging people off. Dude, I've heard so many stories of shit that was going down with the tunnel rats and the things that they found down there. There was one I think we even briefly covered it on an episode. So Vietnam is not inherently Buddhist, inherently Christian inherently whatever Vietnam is inherently a folk religion or folk mythology, however you want to slice that. That's more

It's wild shit.

And then more of the things they found in those tunnels that could be potentially associated with some sort of a jungle version of the sam Squanche. It's the stories are wild, and especially when you get off the beaten path, and like in the thick of the wilderness in certain areas around the world, there's no shortage of crazy stories.

I actually knew a person that was a tunnel rat. I did an entire story on him when I was younger. He was a close personal family friend for many many years.

Was he like okay in the mind.

I was the only person that he ever actually told his entire story too. I did this, Actually, I did a whole story for not my senior project, but it was for a big project.

For my senior year.

And I've known him my whole life, and Master Guns told me like the entire story of everything.

And his wife was like shocked.

She's like, I've been married to him for years and years and years and I've never heard any of this.

And then I actually met more tunnel rats.

I met two other ones, and so I did a big thing about tunnel rats and their stories. I will say they didn't ever say anything that was like crazy, but they talked about their experiences.

And what it was really like, and I'm like, my god, no, no, Like it was terrifying what they went through. They are not okay in the head, and even if they are now that at one point in time they had to like go into a berserker state of mind of like actual insanity to perform the job function.

Like I mean, he he did taxes for the rest of his life.

Oh he think it was an absolute fucking psychopath.

Like he did taxes, but like he was like the coolest guy ever.

You go from being a Donald rat fucking ganking Charlie in a mud hole somewhere to going and filing taxes for people.

Yeah, like he was like master Guns was like super peaceful like afterwards, but like he told me, like a lot of the stories and he did, he volunteered to go back over and over again.

Okay, okay, you see so he's not okay.

So he was.

He was badass, Like he was really badass, but he definitely had some dexter shit. Yeah, his stories, some of the like one of the stories he told me about he was he was convinced. He was like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die, and this is just gonna when I'm going.

To be what it is.

He was trapped between like two places and he was trying to figure out which way to go if he was able to be able to kill all the people in front of him or behind him to get out what's happening.

And he's like, there's no one there to save me. I'm by myself and just like over best so he just.

Went john Wick underground and uh, you know, forty of them are not there to tell their grandchildren the story, and one of them works with the ira US now, so it's like, motherfuck.

The only way that he was able to survive was he was able to shoot out the light and just pretty much went ham and killed as many people as possible and was able to get out that way.

Oh my god.

He gives this man a wheelbarrow.

For the actually passed.

He passed a few years ago, but he was and he was the nicest man ever. I loved him to death and he was so cool and such a badass. So here's a lot of Vietnam that set can tell some really intense stories and what they went through.

Ripter master guns wherever you may be. Indeed, Kabala king your hands raised, Sarah, go ahead, Dang.

That's.

Probably not what I was going to talk about. That point the beards again.

He shifts on shift, shift the story to a new direction. We're down crazy though.

But if you guys actually look into the Sasquat prosy, there's this guy that comes on and talks about sasquatch and everything and how he specifically like specializes in regards to like the Alaskan Sasquatch, and those Sasquatches are supposed to be like so in your face and so more aggressive than the regular Sasquatch stores that you hear.

Like in the America and stuff like that.

But what I was originally originally gonna say going back to the beards was a little fun fact.

It's like, for those people.

That have trouble growing beards, if you use rogue gain on your face and it actually helps give you a permanent beard grip. Just a little fun fact for those people that have trouble growing a beard.

Samuel, you've made mention of this quite a few times. Put this one down in the notebook, Sir Rogan on face, Yeah, how do.

Rogain?

It's it's the hair stuff you can buy like Walmart. You could use a little mascara thing and actually like comb it through is the best way to do it.

And then Derek from More Plates, More Dates on YouTube, he has thing where you use like the Derma roller. It's like little needlings that you put in your face as absorber and everything, and within six months you'll be able to grow full beard.

And there's people like.

Especially that I saw it. When I was the I was like, there's like I mean, like people that are females that are conferring in co Man, they have uh they were able to use the ro game and girl like really really really really sick beards and uh like just by using the row game and it's permanent. Not like when you use it on your head, it's not that permanent, but when you use on your face, it's actually permanent.

This is this is a critical information for all the yeah, for all the bear face cult members of the male variety out there that might want to try growing a beard. I feel like this is critical information. Thank you for sharing. Kabala King, Old Joe Whale hillself fucking right, damn and more Plates. More Dates is the one that puts you on this. That's what More Dates.

He has a whole thing because he had it on it, but he did it on like a whole series where like the len't make it seriously cut to our video like explaining like the science behind it where you do the derma roller and everything like that.

For about you.

Gotta be patient, you gotta be real like precise. I did it for like this part that didn't connect for a long time. And then yeah, within three months, I finally connecting. I don't use it anymore, sin never falling out, It's all good.

Hell yeah, right, don't worry, Sam, you are my son. It'll eventually come in.

Okay, Well, let's get back to the chat.

We're eighty deep so far.

Yeah, yeah, we do need to catch up with the chat. We've uh, we're not gonna be slacking on that for much longer.

Dude, how about Dougie. Timothy doesn't deserve a blumpkin.

Wow, I love it, Dougie, love it.

I would say if anybody deserves a blunkin, it would be Timothy. But a blump even you can't even get a blumpkin, is what he's saying.

Yeah, yeah, you don't deserve it.

He said, Hello, Jonathan, he's been spamming the fuck out of me. Yeah, it's it's like brotherly love or some shit that what's going on?

Maybe he just misses me a little bit. I love you, Dougie.

Oh, I thought you mean Timothy's been spamming you. IM about to say, wait what no, yeah Dougie, Yeah.

Yeah, I love you Buden. Yeah no Timothy, No, I'm sure he's never coming back.

So by By Yeah, Will the God says, hey, fam, miss y'all, for a couple of weeks, I see lots of changes, good changes.

Though, Yeah, I agree, I agree.

Indeed, Rose Chaos says, guys, we should go over the Bingo card and then start planning to make a new one before New Year's Okay, So that's what I'm saying. The last live that we do of this year, we're gonna go over the Bingo card and see if we did in fact get a Bingo and then we might

We'll have to go over it.

We're gonna have to go over it.

Although see a few things on here that I think we can pretty much already rule as a confirmed Let me see here, Let's see if I can blow that image up a little bit. Uh boo? Uh did you? I can't read? The UAPs are confirmed as real still as of this moment, the jury is out. They're still playing games with us.

Uh.

The US will have involvement in foreign wars. The theory behind that was that we wouldn't we would not deploy troops to a foreign war. But there is an argument to be said that we did in fact bomb Iran, and we have still been sending money to certain places. So we'll have to delineate over that one on the episode. So people start, you know, having your opinions on it. Third assassination attempt on Trump so far not happened. Foreign

We could have that conversation.

Parist attack counts because in New Orleans technically, but.

He was an American citizen and a soldiers.

But technically he was with ISAs so terrorist attacker. I would agree.

So y'all decide, and again not this episode when we talk about it, y'all decide if that counts as a foreign attack or do we need foreign boots on the A terrorist attack on US soil. Well, that one's already checked off. Yeah, so the terrorist atack, not the foreign one, the terrorist attack, although sometimes like.

The terrorist attack one is the one. I was saying.

Okay, government mandates resource rationing, not as of yet, government mandates due to a new pandemic. Not as of yet. The Pope dies. That absolutely happened. Did he dies, No, he's still alive. Trump gets assassinated. That didn't happen, not yet. Evolution or de evolution of the irs, Nope, she's still going strong with that old whore. More global natural disasters than ever.

Yes, that was I would agree. I would say there was there's more stuff going on. There was like a massive volcano that just happened two or three days ago.

I have to look it up.

It's like one of the biggest volcanos blown in the last twelve thousand years.

Okay, putting a very strong possibility on that one neurolink gets installed in at least one thousand people that hasn't happened yet. Buys TikTok. I am still shocked that that didn't shake out. Gonna be. I swore that Elon was gonna step up to the plate and buy the TikTok thing to bypass the whole China thing.

That's because Oracle got to it first.

Good point.

Good point. World War three starts. World War three starts kind of not exactly if anything were in like a Cold war. But whatever Soros dies, unfortunately not Epstein and Diddy list does not get released. That one is looking like it's becoming more and more of a reality. Israel falls that hasn't happened, Russia Ukraine war ends because of Trump. I just saw something today that they are in the final stages of negotiating a peace talk.

There's a few more details.

To iron out. I'm not holding on to a lot of hope because we've had that conversation before.

But who knows. It's very possible that the war ends soon.

As far as the neuralink it is as use.

As of September ninth, twelve people have received the implants. Yes, indeed we had, because I think the beginning of the year was like at two or three, wasn't it.

Yeah, we guess made a one thousand. I don't know why we went such a high number. I don't know, but well.

There's only twelve.

The entire bottom row we haven't the entire bottom row is it's nothing we have.

America goes American Grig goes down for at least two weeks. No Sleepy Joe dies, n yet, Iris gets abolished altogether. That hasn't happened. First successful Kimara Kamara, Kimera cremated. I mean, there's an argument to be made about what they're doing in Japan right now. And underground tunnels across the US confirmed. Okay, so some of these have a very strong possibility, and

Also, dude, definitely got to throw your turkey into air fryer. That is like the number one way to eat it, eat a turkey.

I've never done that.

Yeah, so good.

It's crispy on the outside, it's moist on the inside. It is the best of both worlds.

I do like that infrared turkey cooker, the greaseless air fryer that they have for I'm talking about. I've had it, so I inject it, I based it.

I do it old school.

I don't know.

That's just the way I was raised with it, So I don't know how to do it anyway other.

Than that, I'm just excited to get some pig. Dudele be honest. We just injected that bitch the other night. It's been it's been just soaking it all in for the past few days. I'm so we have some turkey at my house, but it's not that is not the main course of anything. That's like a side dish. You grab that along with like the green bean cast a role. You're not there for that, it's just on the plate. You're there for the pig. And we got a big

You get a nice loaf of bread and just soak it in the pig, sweat right off the skin and just not all. Yeah, that's probably my favorite part about having a pig on a spit.

Yeah, it's amazing, it really is. All right, let's see rose, I made a token to mark them. So far we have one for sure. Yeah, no doubt my mom. This is from Honey Badger, my mom and aunt about to land in a few I'm gonna try to get them today. Oh you're gonna try to get him high on the Live to high. Sorry I thought you said get them today high on the Live.

I'm like, bro, you trying to I'm oh, hell yeah, that'd be dope.

Get them high too. I mean, you know, I don't know how.

They get down with it, but you know, them gummy edibles, they can't get you.

For me to be trying to convince my mom to smoke with me. She's not there yet.

Do you think she ever will be?

She ate a gummy with my sister one time, so I'm fucking pretty jealous about that, like.

Knowing what it was aida gummy? Yeah, yeah, how that go.

I guess she didn't take enough, so she didn't. I don't think she really felt too much.

Both my parents had such a long history with substances. And I don't mean they were like adics binny means they both smoked weed back in the day.

They both you know whatever. I want to have.

That opportunity to smoke with them one day, but I also am very well aware that that is just never going to happen. I have a higher probability of eating mushrooms with them than I do with smoking weed with them.

Damn.

That would actually be way more fun. Although I'm taking a break from psychedelics for at least a year.

Oh yeah, after your last experience. Okay, you see you said that, you've said that before. Nay, true, give it about four months. You're gonna be like, you know, maybe I should climb back on that horse again.

Yo.

If Atlas comes, he'll be you'll get high again. If if that listens up being aliens.

Yeah, I hopefully some some space d m T or something like that.

I don't know.

Well, And to be fair, I said that I wasn't gonna do d m T again for a while because that was crazy.

It was never the four four Aco never made me feel like that. Yeah, but it was.

There was just a lot of ship that was going on, and so you know, it could have just been the time. And so that's that's really what I'm talking up to. But yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take at least a year and uh just smoke my weed from time to time. There you go, brother, you know it. Take her easy. Let's see. Dougie says, I'm here for Jonathan. He's worth the commercials.

The meme.

Let's go.

I'm you'd like to see almost naked?

Oh?

Will the gods? I'm that aunt?

Hell? Yeah?

Uh, kabala king? What's good? Everyone?

Is it just my feet? Or is everyone one else's TikTok feeds been about World War Three? I haven't.

Mine hasn't been.

I don't get on the tiktoks. So Jonathan, you and Raven are gonna have to speak on this one.

Mine's about local news that's happening here in America. It's been talking about that kind of stuff. I haven't seen anything really about World War three. It's been talking about the Chicago mom that got beat up by all the kids.

That was pretty horrible. I feel so bad for herself.

It was a reason for them.

The son was being bullied and she went. She walked all the way there.

She has sickle cell and she was pregnant as well, and she walked all the way there to go get him, and with her other child too, and then the gang of children followed them and then started hitting her and he like in the video, he's protecting her stomach and being hit and they get thrown into the ground and all this stuff.

It's horrible.

And then one of the moms of the one of the main girls that was involved had her come on and do this half assed bull shit video.

Of you know, I'm sorry, I learned my lesson. No, you should be charged. You should literally be charged.

And the city has come after them and the children and they want accountability, which it should be happened like it was ridiculous.

She didn't even raise a single hand to defend herself against one of these children.

Because then she had the cops called on her for injuring mind or never mind the fact that they're ganging nice. It was an entire mob.

It was an entire mob of children that attacked them, and it was and so now I think they go fund me. The last thing I saw is they're able to enough people raise money, so she's able to move to a different district to get him into a better school and her other child as well, and so it's it's just disgusting behavior.

Though.

So these are fatherless kids that have not gotten their shit rocked by a loving parent. Obviously that chyraq, it's fucking bullshit.

Yeah, So that's my feed.

My feed is different stuff that's going on with a lot of different things that are happening here in America. So I haven't seen anything with World War three, though.

I haven't seen it.

If World War three happens, I am very curious to what side everybody is like filing it on. You know, although I based off of the last ten years worth of track record, I kind of have a working theory on a few of them. But you know, at this point, there's so many different skirmishes going on in so many different areas of the world. I've heard so many talking heads saying that we are already in World War three,

Yeah.

So, I guess think most of the success that I've seen, it's like like how like Donald Trump's starting to beef with like Velezuela and stuff like that, and apparently Russians back to them up and then like other stuff like where like other countries are starting to implement their draft and stuff like that. I don't know if you've seen that or if that's real or not, or it's just on TikTok shit bullshit.

I haven't seen anything on it. Is it that they're implementing a draft or are they starting to implement conscripted service in more countries.

And the six stocks that I've seen, like I think it was Poland or Germany that they're gonna start from the draft.

Yeah, Poland, okay, so Germany.

I they have been upping their military might for the last specifically since the Russian invasion of Ukraine took place, and they you know, they were off the beaten path as far as a military force goes. They are definitely putting themselves back on the map right now. Poland, on the other hand, has become little European in Texas, they are buying every bit of armament that any country is willing to sell them, specifically because of Russia. And I'm

It's my personal opinion that and maybe this is the pendulum swinging all the way to the other side whenever it comes to Trump on a personal standard here, but I actually believe that Trump is going to try and

His family or something along those lines.

I don't know how it would work, but I just have this weird feeling that something's going to go crazy.

Like I'm not saying I'm not saying twenty twenty six. Maybe I think it's going to start to ramp up in twenty six. I think it's going to go down in twenty seven.

I've heard quite a few political analysts who, if we're going to be very honest, their biases lean them to

He even thinks that.

Yeah, I don't know if that's actually gonna happen or not. It's there's a greater than zero percent chance of it.

As what I'm saying is, look at look at the fucking tea leaves right Like one of his closest people, Steve Bannon, is talking like it is for sure going to happen, almost as if it's already done.

So that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that that that means.

That it's absolutely going to happen, but they're almost like they're taking steps as if that's what's going to happen.

I think Steve Bannon has been on one ever since Trump got into office. This time, like he he is one of the biggest proponents of Trump derangement syndrome on that side of the coin. And I'm not saying that we shouldn't take that and listen to what he is saying. It's very possible that because he's got a lot of funny he's got a lot of pull as far as DC is concerned.

He's Some are even saying he's like the George Soros of the right.

Okay, now, I'm not saying that I necessarily agree with that statement, but it is a point that people are bringing up. I don't know as of this moment in time, just a snapshot here. I don't believe that it's gonna happen. I am not negating the fact that it's a very real possibility we might need to talk about in the future.

Just a month ago, he said that he will get a third term. He didn't say he might try to. He said Trump will have a third term a month ago.

Damn. So that's what I'm saying.

Like, I'm not saying that it's I don't think that it's too far fetched at this point. Nothing would shock me. You know what, I like, it's already crazy as fuck enough. Trump getting a third term wouldn't even be the craziest thing to happen this year, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, Well, I mean it's only the first year of this term. Well we're gonna have to wait for at least another two years before that really needs to come through to fruition, or before he starts actually talking about that with any kind of real clout. But we do need to acknowledge the red flags on the play when they are thrown.

Yeah, deah, go ahead, dear. I tried to come out and see you whenever I was in Arizona.

Stuff. But on the way back, we're going to go get some lunch or something.

Absolutely, what I was watching JT follows JC, and there was a video clip that they showed up these what are those big ships with all the shipping containers.

The cargo was sliding off the ship.

Nope, it just was this ocean view of it seemed about five to seven cargo ships that were in a line. And what he talked about was that he lives in a coastal town and that is unusual, and he proposed the ideas if we were entering World War three, would we know it?

Right?

So it's kind of this idea, is that shipping containers for goods and products or you know, is there ammunition on that? Are they actually you know, disguised as shipping containers, but they could be you know, carrying weaponry and all sorts of other things. So it's kind of this idea of like if we were entering World War three, which I think there's there's some seeds that are being planted in social media. We I think most people probably agree that the left tends to be a bit more radical.

But I don't know this, but.

I'd heard that there is some sort of law if there is if we are in war active war, that there the president could retain the position. So I think that's probably the angle. You know, Steve Bannon is taken.

But I just wanted to.

Throw that out. There is this idea if we were entering World War three, would.

We know it?

Because I think it would look differently than any other war. I think would a slow kind of trickle effect, and I think it would be you know, blackouts, internet outages, natural disasters, all the stuff we're seeing. We just don't know we're in it.

So as far as the shipping containers in a line and that being a little out of place, I hear that absolutely. And for the record, I love JT, loves JC, love him to death, a solid guy. If that was a transport with military armaments on it, there would be an armed escort.

There would be.

A destroyer group or even a carrier group that would be escorting from point A to point B.

If it had to go over water.

That's not a I guess it's possible that the US is using regular commercial ships as a way to like hide what's going on. But if it was that precious of cargo, as far as something being used for warfare, I got a hard time believing that they would lead that to chance.

I don't know. That's just my take.

I don't think that it would be that I was actually thinking about human trafficking. If I was going to think that it was anything, I would assume that it's human trafficking, and that potentially it's either bringing in illegals to come in to America for votes, or it's transporting human trafficking or something of that nature. I mean, that's a huge thing, especially in port cities. Human trafficking is a massive business, and that's what I would think it

And the second part of that the Bannon's talking about. So keep in mind, in the middle of an American Civil war, Abe Lincoln was reelected.

Like the just so we're all clear, it's.

Not isn't it martial law? Isn't the law martial law.

That like if America was in like an absolute martial law chaos, so that he could push forward some type of hold on Congress or something. And she's shaking her head. No, I can't remember, that's what it is.

There are certain countries, like, for instance, everybody got so mad at Zelensky in Ukraine for not holding elections when there's an act of war. Per the Ukrainian constitution, they cannot have an election when there is open conflict in Ukraine. That's a part of their actual So everybody's like, he's just a desk, but he's a withholding elections, like you want him to break his country's constitution. I actually don't know, no, no, no, no, not that that was a point that a lot of

That's what looked it up.

It says, yes, the US can hold elections during wartime, as there is no law prohibiting it and elections have occurred during wartime before. If however, holding a free and fair election is difficult during a conflict due to potential threats to security and infrastructure, which could compromise the integrity

Right that up a little bit.

So is it possible that we go into a civil war slash martial law and that starts the domino effect of getting Trump to go for a third term. It's possible, But as our current law stands, as our current constitution stands, even if we were in an all out not even North versus South all out shit hit the fan, civil war, elections would still be hailed. So just we're all clear, will of the gods.

I see your Henry's look, even shaking your head up and watching you agree and disagree.

Jacob is correct, But they're under no circumstances under any war, any civil war. Is President Trump going to stay in office. He's going to use the constitution twenty second Amendment to try to say to succession in a row.

He served. He didn't serve two in a row.

So he's going to use that to try to use for his third term to be this this term in his next term as right. That is, that's where he's getting that third term from, and that's where he's everybody's getting it all.

Oh my god, Oh my god, because.

The twenty second Amendment is very clear, but it doesn't say that he can't run again because he skipped the last election, so it wasn't in succession.

Yeah, correct.

The only thing that well, that's the loophole he's using. And that's what the man does. He uses legal loopholes. You know, you can't baltim on that he doesn't.

Has taxes. They're there for a reason.

Use them.

I use them, You use them, Everybody uses them.

Any business owner knows at least a couple of loopholes that they try to exploit.

Absolutely, I don't think anyone's gonna I don't think he's going to have the backing and the momentum he did for this last election, especially with everything that he's been doing and saying and in the political atmosphere and social media has been hammering him hard and feeding into the narratives even you know, just the Epstein files really kind of sealed and sealed the coffin right here for him. Because everyone wants these, and he's just kind of like, eh, yeah.

The one thing that's going in his favor, though, is right now, New York is on fire and Mom Donnie hasn't even taken off his shit.

There's lawless's happening.

They're in farting stuff right now, just because they can't.

Wait a minute.

The socialist city is on fire and there's chaos in the streets.

But where's the police? They all left?

How crazy is this? And it's also crazy that just a week ago, or not even a week ago, Mom Donnie was in the Oval office having a very productive quote unquote conversation with old Donnie T. And now I love it. Oh my god, the jokes literally right themselves. It's beautiful anyway, Uh, Samuel, what is what are you doing?

Is that a turtle fucking the pipe?

That you're a person on a pipe and I can't see what it is?

It's master Ugay. I bought out the old pipe.

Yeah, because it's to be fair, I've.

I have I'll watched the first too.

I have not watched the third or the fourth yet.

They're great. They're both great, and the show is great too.

I love to watch all the show, but my kids just hit me with it.

He's like, did you know that Jack Black is the voice of the panda, And I'm like, brother, yeah, the.

Ducks my favorite, his dad's my favorite.

China actually got mad because if you go off of the movies that.

Actually depict actually depict like the martial arts as martial arts and everything. Yes, there's mythical stuff in it and it's a theomorphic animals, but they actually did a actual pretty good representation of Asian culture, like through the martial arts and in depth throw off the martial arts and all better than than actual Chinese martial arts movies.

And that's actually and that kind of led to, uh, the reason why Henna's got taken half ass also at Yeah, Penda is really cool because.

I really know a lot.

But that's actually why.

I named my pipe master Ugwa. And turtles are my favorite animal.

I have them tattooed.

So I understand the whole food thing.

That was like, what level are you going with this?

His use of cheap Now now the dumplings, clearly the dumplings.

The dumplings.

I'll send you a recipe of actual good dumplings that you can make.

You Yeah, text me, text me the recipe.

Yeah, I'm here for it, all right. Getting back to the chat here, Joe, our Australian correspondent, said, good afternoon, your weird cunts. Well, good afternoon. Well it's good evening for us, but good afternoon to you Joe from yesterday because you're in tomorrow Land allegedly.

Actually, I'm upset whenever we don't get good Australian cunt on the on the live show.

I'm not good at Australian accents. Dude, I'm decent. It's Scottish and Irish and like Jeordi, i am not good at Australian accents.

Oh, speaking of kunt, you know who else was at that uh at that.

That convention that I was at?

Killery Sarah Sarah Sarah Parker.

No, no, that's a dude, but no, I'm talking. I'm talking about two of the people from the Boys were there. The French guy it was his name Frenchy I think, yeah right, and Mother's Milk or whatever the fuck they called him.

They were both. I was like, holy shit.

I wish is he as massive of a human being? Wait, Mother's you be talking about? The dude dressed like cap America.

No, the big black dude.

Yeah, big black Okay, I thought that is he as massive of a human being off of screen as he is on screen? Just doubt he was huge.

What was his name, Shaziam dude, I met him?

No, I know the newer guy, the white guy, the one that the superhero guy.

You know, the actor's face.

Not think I can't think of his name, but I went. I go to a lot of comic cons and stuff like that, and I actually met him in person.

He is huge and me like six or four or some ship.

He's huge, like overall is huge, and I was like, oh my god, hello. And I also and I also met the guy I met a lot of I've actually actually met a lot of people. The Black Power Ranger follows my Instagram and I talked to him a good bit and I was like, dude, you're so awesome.

Whole dreams kim true, that's what's up. Yeah, he's he's free cool lies indeed, Dougie the.

Bunken, the Blunkin.

He's actually not French. He's Jewish.

He's from Israel. Shout out for abraham religions.

Oh Mann the Yid has has a familiar How interesting that the Jewish dude is going to have a thick French accent. I wonder if that's an actor from France.

It just became less trustworthy.

Oh my god, come on, Jonathan is hammer and nails. Oh my god, this fucking crowd.

Don't be a Jewish bag.

Don't be a Jewish bag. I'm gonna start using that against you. Royce. That's great, great ammoges now all right, No, that's great. The whole dirty jew jokes. Those don't hit like they used to, you know, but don't be a Jewish bag. Oh yeah, that's that's in prime right there.

You're trying to get people props if they can't tell me a Jewish shoke I've never heard before.

Oh, I'm gonna have to think on that one, because you've probably heard most of them with your time in the military and everything else.

So I'm not I'm not doing any.

We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna put a pin in that one for a later time.

No, Sam, no, I.

See you put your hand on.

Moving on, Ali Katz, Hey Colet, wish I could catch more live love shows met Be live shows. Raven, you're doing a fantastic job. Love what you bring to the show. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Yeah, there's a lot of people sip in hater raide these days that the show is different, and listen, y'all. Change is not a bad thing. It's really not. And uh, you know, some of the episodes were a little bit more of the spiritual based things. We are about to do a

It's look, we get.

We're all over the place. The cult of Conspiracy is still rolling full tilt as.

We always have.

We are not a Christian echo chamber. We are not for like the twelve people that decide that we are. Yeah, that was the crazy thing to the Faustian episode that we dropped. A lot of people liked it, and a lot of people are like, oh God, he's still a Christian echo chamber.

It's like the theory that a dude sold his soul to the devil for fame and fortune. Your takeaway from that was, God, this is such a Christian podcast, Like that's your take, not the hot take, not the trope of how that has been used in all these movies, all these shows, all these blues players, musicians, artists, actors, all these things about just selling your soul to the dark side for fame and fortune, which we Jonathan, you and I have talked about for a long time.

At the crossroads.

Yes, just like it stereotypical references. It doesn't necessarily mean to the Christian devil. I mean, we could be talking about fucking the gin or whatever other kind of boogey monster, just you know, whatever you want to call it.

It's like it's it's a figure of speech.

Ravn le is holding a jawbone with Nordic runes etched on them. But yes, this is such a Christian echo, Tamberk, get the.

Fuck out of here.

That.

Yeah, the story of Faust itself, where it originated from, might have been to a Christian deity and to Mephistopheles aka the devil in all these things. Yes, fine, but that was the story. The story was how that storyline has been turned into the trope that we know so well today. But people just be sipping that hater aid and that's fine. Hater's gonna hate. Tater's gonna potate and life will continue. You hear a lot of people potat

I just want to put it out there.

Just because I'm not consistently questioning everything like in depth does not mean that this is an echo chamber. I've explained my point a couple of times, but to everyone that is still listening, this is not going to be an echo chamber of Christianity.

I mean, is it is. I will question things.

I'm just not going to go as in depth because there's other things to talk about besides consistently religion.

Absolutely getting back to the chat, Dougie says Jonathan Shade, because only his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ can have a beard. Oh Dougie, Okay, as we're talking about not going we just said that going after it. You trip with Jesus.

Every time I lived in the meta, it's a Christian episode. God put a pigeon in a chest.

Oh my God. Oh also, come to find out, Come to find out, pigeon. I made a mistake last week. The pigeon is actually a descendant of the rock dove, so, believe it or not, the pigeon is within the same family as dumps, come to find out, which would explain why they have such large bread for meat production. However, don't eat them if they live in a city, because they're eating trash. It's almost say I didn't know.

I didn't know that every day?

Yes, yes, well in that case, then you know they say the birds are dinosaurs.

You're getting a dinosaur every time you eat a bird.

And they also say the pigeons aren't real, so you know they're just drones, just throwing it out, which is actually a pretty fun conspiracy theory. They're obviously recharging themselves at Long John Silvers because that's the only way these establishments can stay open. Well, them and Arby's.

So you know Arby's is fantastic. It's dogship, It's dogship food up.

Wha, yeah, I'm with that. Arby's too.

Well, they be liking these roast beef sandwiches apparently, no, I like chicken Swiss sandwich.

Thank you, with the Arby's sauce extra the little the yellow sauce too, because that's legit.

Thank you so many better sandwich establishments.

I'm sorry, it's delicious meets Jacob somebody, and they'll send you an entire box. I wanted to actually tag Arby's. See Arby's sauce, which is delicious. They if you tag them, they will send you a box at arby Sauce and like.

Shout out Arby's.

No, Like, you can actually make a video and tag Arby's in it, and as long as it's catchy, Arby's will be like, I got you, bitch.

Be on the lookout.

Everybody call the conspiracy is gonna test this theory and make an Arby's TikTok and Graham and we'll just see what the fuck happens.

Le's see if we can get them.

Hey, if we get slim gyms, then Arby's will follow, same with Wendy's. Wait, what slim gyms be out here? Their social media be wilding out. They hit up so many random people and.

Say, all slim gyms, we just got to make a commercial. We'll just get free ship.

Well, you have to like tag them and stuff. But like, if you can tag them and the algorithm hits them. They will in fact show up and they say some crazy stuff and I'm here for their crap like it's it's great.

I mean, Jacob, you're already wearing the macho and sunglasses. Just snap into a slim jam brother.

Actually know I'm gonna swap up.

To a little I'm gonna snap into a slim Jim on the lookout for the commercials, the cult conspiracy minimistics.

Let me commercials.

I just want everyone to know. These are all of my sunglasses.

Yeah, I didn't bring any from my house, so it works.

Let me have that Arby's commercial because I like roast beef in more than one way.

I just want to throw that out there.

You know what, I'll let you take that. I'll take the colege junior take does it too, dude?

Like?

Why if we can get on Windy's Wendy's Yo. Their team is wilin.

Like whoever is in charge of Wendy's social media for the past decade. They are unfucking hinged right here. For their pettiness.

The way that they talk ship to each other, it just makes me so happy. They will talk ship on people's posts on TikTok like one will already and then they all of a sudden, all of them show up on it and they just be talking shit, and I'm like.

This is beautiful.

I love I see him.

McDonald's posted something once it was like we have this meal, and this meal for five dollars, what do you serve? And when He's just like edible fucking food, And I was like, oh, no, they're great. They're fucking whoever is in charge of their social media, specifically their axe handle. Give that man a raise or that woman, whoever it may be.

Anyway, Yeah, yeah, they're They're They're making moves for sure. Although I'm sorry ever since that weird KFC commercial a couple of years ago, I can't eat there anymore.

Dude, I can't say the last time I ate a KFC. Popeye's is right there.

I do love KFC. I do. I don't actually eat there, but.

Any and what do you love about it?

It's beyond beyond no.

I love the I love their their bowl with like the potatoes and the corn and the gravy and the chicken.

Oh my god, this fuck so hard. But do you even have KFC down here? We have a few, but again, Popeyes has run them out of business for the most part.

I think we only have like one in the parish.

Popeyees is fucking tracked.

I don't like Popeyes that great either, it's it's not that great anymore.

Honestly, when they came out with their spicy chicken sandwich, that was like the big move for them, and I get that. I haven't had anything except the spicy chicken sandwich from them in the better part of five years.

I'm gonna be honest, and I mean I.

Got burned out on it because the place I used to work in the city, the big old city of Locha, Louisiana, there was a Subway, a McDonald's, and a Popeye's and a Sonic and that was it. That was your four options as far as fast food goes. So I'm pretty much burned out on all four of those. But yeah, no, Sam, must see your hand raiser. We do need to get back to the chat, so keep it brief, but.

Go ahead, you all won't if it ain't the Lord's chicken, it ain't what a fuck hashtag Chick fil A?

Oh no, if we can get a fucking subscription or an affiliation with Chick fil A.

It's one of the most rated red it is the most American history.

Canes, Caness, Cane's Chicken is fucking phenomenal.

Canes ten years ago. Yes, canes. Now they're glorified nuggets.

No, there's nothing.

Okay.

I will say that Chick Fi Lily has good lemonade, and I do like their waffle fries, their mac and cheese pretty good, pretty good.

I like their sandwiches.

That's my jam.

Other than that, like no, Canes is on point. Canes is where it's at. If I want chicken, I'm going to Canes.

See did you ever try Did you try canes before they went smaller?

Yes?

Did they?

I don't know if they had an Oregon. I know you lived all over the country, but.

We just got a canes.

Thank you very much, we have one.

Okay, fair enough. Back growing up, I'm talking from eight to twenty ten, it was like the prime time for canes. A fucking tinder was the size of my hand.

And they have gone They have gone down a lot in size. I'll say that.

These scrimpy little glorified nuggets and all that, And no, no, their toast is phenomenal.

I don't ever since they went corporate.

Yeah, yeah, I found that, and they made the fucking cups of cane sauce like half the size you gotta.

Pay for Yeah, you have to pay for him too.

They do have the tokens that come out and if you get a token, you get free Kine sauce, Like you get a free Kine sauce if you get the token. But see, I like dairy Queen, but I don't like dairy Queen down here. Dairy Queen down here is trash. Dairy Queen back home is where it's at.

But depends on the location.

If you're talking about the one we have next to the gypsy community, yeah that's trash. The one in Baton Rouge is not bad. But I mean you're in downtown Baton Rouge, like you know, keep.

You on seventy three in Prairieville, That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I didn't know that.

Is that for real gypsy thing?

Yeah? Huh.

You went to school with some of their fucking kids, Yeah.

I don't.

Uh.

It's weird how when you go to different states, how it changes in each state, Like well, no, just just overall, they actually taste different. I feel like in different states, like some stuff is you know what? I like Church's chicken in twenty nine Palms, Church's chicken was.

Like, on fucking point, I believe it's so good.

Church is one.

I'll just say this gas station fried chicken, and nine times out of ten it may not be the best you've ever had, but like it's always bullshit.

On the way to Hammond, there is that gas station before you turn left to get onto the highway, there's that random weird gas station.

Hoss.

Maybe it's like a weird janky kind of looks nasty place.

This place looks like.

You don't want to eat food. Oh Liberty, Maybe they do have they do have good chicken. No, this is like this place you don't really want to maybe go into. Let me tell you their chicken first off is massive. You get a ton and it's delicious. There's also a place out in Denim that makes hamdmade pork rinds and a couple other things.

Oh my god.

See it's the weirdest place is down here in the South. You go to gas stations and they have the best food.

I gotta introduce you to Blue Store chicken. Maybe it's that place.

Is it that.

The hole in the wall place where like is the best chicken ever everyone talks about.

So there's five locations as of now, but the original has the best chicken. And I can promise you, Raven Lee, you have never been to this establishment because it is on Southern University's campus and you and people Holma put this of my background our hour. Look, you're not like in danger going there, but like, unless you know what you're doing, you're not gonna like accidentally happen here.

You know what I'm saying. There is one on Jones Creek.

There's a couple of locations and they're okay, but it's like saying, like Raisin Kaines, for instance, I personally prefer the original location and I still to this day believe they have the best chicken as opposed to any other Raisin Canes that I've had. And it's on the same block the Varsity, next to l Issue that is the original Canes.

I've been there. They have really good chicken.

Of the opinion that that is the best.

One.

Blue Store chickens the same way, but it's chicken crack. You're not gonna eat one, You're gonna accidentally eat thirty whole pieces of chicken and still be like reaching for the next one. It's I don't know what they put in their fucking seasonings, but.

Jan's Creek one is the one that I've heard about. Other people told me about it.

It's worth a try. It's worth a try anyway. All right, we got way off topic on this one, Sam, go ahead, sir.

Oh the second part. Did y'all hear about Boycott?

I know I text you, But did you hear about the Campbells.

Yeah, we were gonna get to that once we got through the chat, because we're like one hundred deep right now.

Yeah, Campbell's soup.

The some of the CEO types, the upper echelon people said that their food is for poor people and the meat inside of it is three D printed, and like so shocked, and he's like, why I don't eat Campbells. This is for poor, stupid people, And it's like oh, and he didn't realize he was being recorded and a whistleblower came out and they were trying to fry him. Yeah, we're gonna get We got a whole article pulled up on it. We'll talk about it towards the end of

Yeah, damn nope, Sorry, sorryson, we can't hear you.

I think it might be your service brother. I don't know anyway, Happy Blumpkin anal versary Jesus Christ, Dougie the blumkin Pumpkin. That's a great T shirt. That is a great T shirt. And he's so angry he's so angry, angry blumpkin pumpkin as it were. Let's see scrolling down,

There's actually a lot of studies that are just coming out this week as a matter of fact, talking about how birth control is chemically changing and altering women's brains also their entire bodies chemistry. There is a lot of negative side effects when it comes to the pill. Unfortunately, there is several like there's not a lot of good methods to birth control, Like if you're allergic to condoms.

Condoms still aren't.

Always in the highliest, the highest effective form. You know, there's you could do an ID, but there's a lot of stuff that can happen with that as well. The copyrighted it makes sure entire pH can be completely off balanced and a lot of women end up bleeding for like six to eight months after implantation.

There's a lot of issues with that one.

There's a lot of issues with the shot, the depot shot. It comes with a lot of weight gain and different side effects when it comes to hormones. Unfortunately, there's not a lot of safe methods quote unquote for women as

Even condoms, though, I mean commost three of his forge children were conceived when he used a condom.

And I'm like, well, if you're so, the only way to be quote unquote effective is to pull out and ejaculate into the condom itself, because then you don't run the risk of it spilling out.

The sides, it ripping.

But a lot of times it comes off and people don't realize or like it comes off midstroke blah blah blah, and quote unquote realize.

But I'm not.

I'm not gonna throw shade at anyone's incorrect actually silly. Yeah, but there's there is a lot, I mean a lot of people I know personally. My cousins, for example, got pregnant on different forms of birth control, the neuver ring you I forget it's called the ring shots, the pill. You know, there's a lot of pills that you have to take.

There is one that you are in your arm. I've heard good things about that one, but that fucks up your hormones. Yeah, the rest of your life.

It sucks up your hormones a lot.

And like the IEDs uh the more effective way, the copper one is quote quote like the less harmful one. The problem is that there's a lot of women. If you have indometriosis or different types of like PCOS or different types of disorders are prone to CYS, it can cause you to have a lot more issues. So if you have INDO, it will cause you to bleed excessively to the point where you may need to go in and actually have an effusion or like they need to try to stop the blood.

Like.

There is a lot of different things unfortunately when it comes to the side effects of birth control. But each partner and each set of people need to decide what is best for them. But I do advocate heavily for men taking more responsibility in this area instead of putting it on women.

So and I advocate for everybody to stay a virgin until you're married and only have sex for procreation. Clearly, that is what the fuck, shut the fuck up. Okay, I mean, but stuff is always an option unless you're trying to make a butt baby. Now that goes.

I've been one or two of them right here.

I've heard similar things, but you know the internet you can never really.

Tell side tangent to that, did you know that semen likes to travel actually and will continue to travel, and it can move around and find its way into places that it shouldn't be.

I'm sorry, all right, pause hard pause.

I was joking, but are you suggesting are you going to stand here and literally sit here and tell me that anal sex can in fact lead to an actual pregnancy.

So it can travel and if it gets close enough to the vagina, like if it seeps out.

Okay, yes, we're talking about hold on, there's no no no.

I'm saying travel in the sense of seeping out and finding its way into locations.

I'm just making sure because at that point.

It doesn't need to be in Sam's over here.

I'm with you when she said this, I'm like, how is it going on? Not clarifying everyone?

Yo, Those pregnancies though, that are outside of where they need to be. Those are wild like being have the baby outside in your stomach area, which is super dangerous has killed a lot of people.

But yeah, no, that's a whole.

Vibe you want to say, see is wild wild?

Also side note for everyone that might not know this at email population, it does take two years for women to recover from postpartum, two whole years, and if you're breastfeeding, it takes longer because your hormones are still being shifted up and down, up and down, So kind to your partners.

That also, to add on top of that, you know, since we're trying to be very peculiar about this situation, there is such a thing as an anatomical anomaly, which, in extremely rare cases, a person may be born with a condiction, with a condition where the rectum and vagina are not fully separated.

There's creating a path for sperm to travel to the uterus.

Okay, in the.

Rare deformity case, Fine, I just you know, there was a there was a chick on kill Tony a couple of weeks ago where she actually has two vaginas like that. That's also a mutation that has happened. Now it's like there's only like one uh whole viable What the fuck does the balloon. Stop it stop.

To vagina zoom is like zo is fucking on one right now.

But no, apparently there is one opening, uh.

Yes, and she can get pregnant in one side versus the other side.

You can. They have to use like a a juvenile speculum to do their investigations on the other one because apparently that other one is viable. So it's there's a lot.

Of crazy things I will say when it comes to the human body, the female body in pregnancy, Like I learned new stuff all the time about it, and it's it's definitely wild.

So Sam's over here, Like, yeah.

Then are so much easier as far as our anatomy is concerned. We have a lot less issues to worry about women. We could run the camp. It is there multiple clitteristes. No, no, there is a g spot and there is a glitteriss But you were not the same thing.

No, I'm talking about on the double vagina girl according to it, because they asked apparently, now that's a kill tony, and of course they had to be like ridiculous with it.

But like she also got up on stage on.

A openly admitted it and opened herself up for the questions, and when they started asking, she was very like, oh yeah, I already knew these questions were coming up, up up, so like, I mean, she's a grown up, and she was stood up on a stand up comedy the number one stand up comedy podcast on Earth, and said this, she knew what she was getting herself into.

Panel not what's the answer to that?

No, No, according to her, she only has one.

Clitterists then you have one vagina, No she doesn't, she has two inside. There's actually another woman that got pregnant out of one and then ended up getting pregnant on the other side again for the next pregnancy, so she technically had both sides.

I mean, the opposite could have been like those conjoined twins that have two heads but one vagina.

That could have been the other side of the conversation.

You know what I'm saying, all right, Kabala King could be worse.

It could be worse.

Speaking of the report, this system and everything like that.

I have really the properties in my head.

I have a couple of homies that were in the militarys. But is it true that during boot camp they put something in your food that doesn't allow.

You to get a direction?

Yes, confirmed.

What is that? What?

What?

What?

What is it?

And why do they do that or what's up with that.

I don't know what the substance is, but I will say that, yes, they put something in your powdered eggs, saltpeter. Yeah, okay, so they put it in the eggs you eat every morning at breakfast, and you'll get an erection for the first like two to three days at boot camp. After that, there is no morning wood. There is no morning wood. And I would venture to say that you probably just can't get an erection in the entire boot camp.

I know, I didn't.

I actually didn't know this. Oh yeah, I didn't know this till like after I got out and I was like.

What, Oh yeah, it's it's a whole thing.

And I mean, it's to be fair, I have an entire conspiracy theory that I can't technically prove, but I truly believe the chemicals that they inject into us, i e. Vaccines, the stuff that they make us take, and also the stuff that they give in boot camp all plays into the statistics of our children. Especially if you have two people that are in the military that have had a kid. There's a lot of if you'll notice there's a lot of people that have children with a lot of autoimmune issues, autism.

A lot of this stuff.

And if a lot of the men are experiencing things then and having this injection on top of the female having it as well, then there's a lot of to say that there is broken sperm and broken sequencing happening, and so they're not as healthy as they should be. And the VA obviously will never agree to this. But I've long since argued this point, well.

There's multiple open cases right now on this. Right now, it's I am a conspiracy right now. They're trying to figure out what's the payout supposed to be.

They don't want to confirm it.

I mean when I talk to them, I actually went in and talked to several of the doctors and stuff, and I was like, look, I am convinced like these certain things that are inherent towards that come from vaccines. Clearly this is an issue. And they're like, this is something that the VA will never agree to because then you're talking. Every single person that ever served period is going to have some conversation because.

Those that deploy, that's that seems to be the cutoff. If it's somebody that served on with state side the whole time, ninety nine percent of them, they're changing.

To see how many vaccines we get just being in a different country.

Little deploying.

Then you have the doxies get that you're supposed to take, which that's a whole nother conversation. But there's a lot of things that they give people that even in the military, and I wasn't even red pilled or anything that anything like that. At that point, I was still wanting to be totally in healthcare, and I had had vaccines and I didn't worry about it. But then I started to question things because I'm like, why do we need all of this? Why do we keep doing this? I mean,

She means a smallpox vaccine.

Allpox vaccine, smallpox vaccine, and so I had already had it. And then they were like, no, it doesn't count we're going to give it to you again.

Yep, but why do I need it again?

I already had the scar, you can see it, like, so now I have two times I've got it.

Thanks, I guess I needed it twice.

Like when COVID came out, I wasn't worried at all because they came. They came to our base and they made us take all this crap and everyone got really sick, and I was like, no, this is the original SARS vaccine quote unquote that they only gave a ham like only certain people have gotten it. I was never concerned about COVID because I'm like, look, we already had the original at this point, so like there should be no reason.

So that being said, I'm hoping that now that RFK is in the position that he's in, perhaps this case could actually get some legs behind it and we could see what happens. But I die. You heard what happened with RFK recently he wrote some poetry for lack of better words, and.

I've never I've never heard what he said, but I'm sure it's some wild shit.

It's essentially and I'm gonna be honest, I don't know who this was written to I don't know, but it is confirmed that it is from RFK Junior, essentially talking about like throat fucking someone. No, I hold your nose to force you to swallow. I am a river and your body is a canyon. Let me go through you. It's it's it's aggressive, it's graphic, and BookTok will eat it up.

Oh, I'm sure. And I cannot imagine r f.

K is fucked up boys talking about I hold your throat and hold your nose to make you swallow by it's and it's like, bro, I can only imagine what that dirty talk must be like in the bedroom.

But RFK Junior out here doing the most.

Drink from me, love. I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. Don't spill a drip. I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you, my love.

Yeah, apparly you good poetry.

RFK Junior's out here.

Just look you don't stay in that good of shape and not be fucking bro.

Oh, he'd be speaking of love, got his love.

Several things here?

Did he write that?

Or did the brain worm right?

That good question?

Uh, they definitely give you Saltpeter and your beverages and food and jail.

Okay, and uh the.

Girl with two vaginas said, it's two canals inside, like the main one, and then she used the pinky finger to denote the second, smaller one, which brought on plenty of bonus whole jokes and further questionss you.

Got his love for also being a kill.

Yeah, well I watched that because it was the Sam Tripoli episode and he was a little upset that the two vagina girls stole his stole some of his thunder.

Yeah, but uh sent.

Me down the rabbit hole that fucking uh. Trump and Biden uh got one of their names Gillis.

And uh oh Adam Ray does Biden and does Trump. Yeah, that was a great episode.

Fuck yeah, that's one of the funniest things I thing I've ever seen.

Man, it was hilarious.

It was comedy gold start to finish. It really was. But yeah, fuck yeah, dude, go ahead, Sam, I see you.

Big quick ton of.

It's fourth old dog.

Oh my god, I thought, Quagmire said it's behind the knee, but you gotta believe it's there.

Oh my god, I don't know, dog that, it's all.

There's so many jokes, all right, Getting back to the chat. All right, so that was Joe wondering about Raven's opinion on birth control. Getting back here the yoked yid. It's not even really a thing with orthodox Judaism either. Oh, previous comment. That's talking about the birth control thing, Dougie, male birth control. Might as well give me that frog water shadow. Oh, for the love of god, Doggy, don't you start calling everybody's shat too. I get mad as

Really fascinating, Ted talk.

Oh, it's talking about the atrezine that's turning reptiles gay and actually changing their anatomy. Yeah. Then you learn how much of it's in our food. It's actually pretty scary. Then you see the rise of certain preferences let's just call it that these days. And then you realize how long atrezine's been in our food, and it's like, Okay, the statistic used to be that one out of it

What the fuck?

Okay, we had a witch on the show and people were fans.

They were trying to pick her up.

Oh she was a witch from fucking Salem.

Yeah, but like they were just as badass as I get. Okay, well, all right, I guess.

I mean she was cute too.

I'm hoping that y'all could spit some solid internet game and not piss off the witch from Salem, because can't she like be cursing y'all via the internet too?

If y'all piss her off? Isn't that a thing that they claim they could do?

Hexes are things Hexes R and D. Good luck to all of y'all. Out there and stay safe.

It was love.

It was all love.

Okay, we were having a good time. It was all smiles and love.

Okay. Good thing, good thing.

Actually, I'm a dirty white boy, but I'm not a disrespectful bitch when it comes to women. Mama didn't raise no piece of shit.

Heard that?

Heard that?

Actually, I think were you talking about. I don't think that that was Nicole Luna that I was referring to. So Nicole Luna, that was the one from Salem.

Your friend Jacob is the witch.

I think he was talking about destiny.

Have fun with that one, brother bow.

I was.

I was saying, how do I find the witch? I wasn't trying to get her. I was asking her to help me find another one.

Just go to any crystal shop and you'll find some white girl that claims that that's her. You'll be all right.

That's what she said.

Yeah, pretty much.

Shocker. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's a weird witch kink. I have that too.

I'm sure there's a witch kink. There has to be, because the Internet is a thing, for sure. No shade throw, no shade throw. Uh. Continuing on it, says Dougie Tuesday Night Raw Blumkin public service announcement. No one has ever gotten pregnant from a blumpkin, nor is it a sin in the Bible. I can't confirm that second part, but I can't confirm the I don't believe that anybody has

How does that make me a liberal?

Because women are supposed to be seen and not her recording to the Republicans old school Republicans.

Taylor Green, Yeah, no, I'm just saying old Marjorie. Yeah yeah, that whole situation was weird. She steps down and is very clear about the fact that she doesn't want to get run through the ringer of the fucking Trump administration.

And then she didn't want to She didn't want to do it. Because she felt like she was picking the lesser of two evils and didn't. That was what I heard. That was the reason why she stepped down.

And then the Trump on the way out the doors, like yeah, well, I hope she gets involved with politics again, and she's like, dude, fuck off. Basically, I could see her running for maybe governor or maybe some sort of state job and that I cannot serve Georgia, and I think she would kill it. For the record of being

To be fair, it's not being liberal to say that men should take more lead on that, considering a woman will be pregnant for you know, ten months and technically nine months, but it's ten months.

That's like saying the women should provide the condoms, because isn't it like a your job thing. That's fucking bold.

You can only get pregnant for so long while men can reproduce how.

Much in one day, So.

I'm just gonna yeah a lot.

Actually, the statistics are insane, and uh yeah, it's a It is something that I will definitely die on that hill with.

So yeah, yeah, there's seven year olds there still making babies.

Mmmm.

Well, it's just the way we were built. I guess. Yes, Samuel, I say stick with the bloncins. Nobody off of that.

Just to give out to all my brethren out there.

If you do from personal experience, if you do get you a witch whatever, if she ever asked you for about the blood blood, do not do it.

No, hey, do not make my mistake. Do not do it.

Only if you're absolutely in love and you plan on spending the rest of your life with that person.

Nah, even still, you'll become like a machine gun Kelly Meghan Fox type of situation, and who needs that?

You know, he was from what I hear, he was actually like abusive to her.

Oh I'm sure. I'm sure he was the abusive one. Not the one that says that she manifested him, the one that extracted blood from him to do a ritual. No, no, no, it was the failed rapper that started wearing pearls. He was clearly the abuser. Okay, sure, I mean I believe it.

He looks like he seems like an absolute piece of shit.

He looks like he could get folded by a stiff breeze.

I mean, he just seems like a piece of shit to Yeah, they both.

Are, they absolutely both of thought. I think he is.

Now, you don't be wearing pearls as a dude.

And this is kind of a like a telltale giveaway you're gonna see and and I'm sure everybody has seen a lot of people within media, maybe it's movies, even a lot of like.

Athletes wearing pearls.

Is if it's like the new thing that's in It's like that has always been known to.

Be women's jewelry.

Like never in any point in any any point in history has it has it been a male jewelry item.

Speaking of speaking of Jonathan, have you heard about Cam Newton?

Oh? I like Cam Newton, but he's a little fruity.

A little, a little Apparently the lid has been blown off on his uh let's just call it a beard for lack of better words. Apparently your boy has been about them the ball is for quite some time.

I mean, have you seen how he dresses every day?

But people used to praise him he's so brave for dressing like that. I meanwhile, it's like you are a grown ass man that has millions of dollars dressed like you're a grown ass man. What is this? I can't remember, No, but have you seen his suits? They are they are some of the most suits that have ever been I.

Think it's pretty cool, actually, But I've always liked him Newton.

I always thought he was.

A fucking dog he is. Come to find out, Well, I don't.

Necessarily I don't have a problem.

I mean, if he's if he's dabbling in both in both ponds, who gives a fuck?

At this point, I don't know.

I know that he has been run through the ring or this week from different uh sports talking heads.

You know how much I pay attention.

To the sports balls, So like all of a sudden, if I am hearing about this, you know it has made its rounds.

Dude, dude, there's so many like gay and bisexual players in the NFL alone that none of them want to come out and say it. There was a and I can't remember what his name was, but it was a I don't know, four or five years ago that there was an openly gay something Sam Michael Sam he came out and like I think he came out like right before the draft, and dude.

They literally waited.

I think he didn't get drafted until the seventh round or maybe he went undrafted or something like right, And he was a really good player in college, but because he was openly gay, nobody.

Wanted to pick him up, even though the amount of.

You know, like openness with a lot of the players in the league. It's like, dude, at this point, who gives a fuck if you're gay?

Who cares? Dude?

Oh no, I'm not saying it's right that this person doesn't get the job, especially when it comes to athleticism. It should be definitely, if you are the best pick, then you obviously should get picked. But man, the the cultural the court of public opinions is still very prevalent on that, and if you are open about that, especially when you're still trying to get picked up, your stock price drops.

I mean, it shouldn't be that way. I mean that's pretty stupid.

I mean I could already. Cam Newton is a very successful quarterback, right, yeah, made it to the Super Bowl, right, And now that this has come out, I wouldn't be shocked if his stock price also drops.

I'm not saying that like some sort of fact.

I don't exactly keep my finger on the pulse of what's going on in sports ball.

But he's just an analyst. Now he's not playing anymore.

Oh is he played in a couple of years?

Okay? Who knows? All right, moving on, moving on, let's see congrats Rose, Hell yeah, my peep, my point, my choice. Hashtag, don't sniff the tip, Dougie. Wait, we're talking about birth control and vasectomies and somehow, don't this became a circumcision conversation? All right, dope, Now I'm with that.

By the way, a lot of nerve endings. You don't need to be cutting that off anyone.

I'm just gonna say a lot of women prefer the ridge, as I've been told, So.

Dude, just rock that bad boy back a little bit.

We're we're just not gonna get in that circumcised conversation.

Different strokes, different folks, I suppose, uh, Norse Trucker, Hey, guys, yeah, we are at nine to twenty. We are almost two hours behind as far as.

The we're like one hundred deep that we are are behind.

Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna get to and I'll remember a lot more people comment or commit cannibalism. Boneless children, won't. I won't clarify, Sam, that's a really random thing to bring up. But yeah, cannibalism is actually back on the rise, which is very strange. But the dark web being the dark web, cannibalism is.

Not what I was getting out boneus children.

Dog, right, you're talking about like abortion? No, okay, yeah, it's oh you're talking about com Sorry sorry, sorry, any more energy drink in my life. It's taken me a minute to catch up my bad to be Alive says I wish I could grow a nice luscious beer. Well now you can to be alive. Now you can. We now that rogain is the way. What's good to everyone. This is my first time joined the live show, but I've been listening for a few years. Thank you zoom user for joining in. It looks like you might have

Man situation doesn't ring a bell?

Okay, yeah, you're shaking your head. Yes, okay, Bray Road, yo, unmute yourself and tell me where is Bray Road and what do you know about it? Random zoom user Okay, yep, yeah, I find that unmute button. I feel you. Don't feel weird, dude. A lot of our people that we have had on the show a million times still have issues finding the unmute buttons of no shame.

At all, spirited animal.

Not just them, dude, but yeah, him everybody as somebody who prolifically unmutubes.

Actually all right, I'm gonna let that one slide. But who was it? Pickle was notorious for that?

Oh my god. Yeah, wherever he is, Pickle, we know you're out there, brother.

I hope you're okay.

Alright, user, So talk to his brother.

Yeah, so that Brave Road it's in h o'crn, Wisconsin.

I don't know too much about it. My little brother lives out.

There and he said it's pretty crazy shit.

So okay, I wrote it down. I wrote it down to look into.

Yeah, there's all kinds of YouTube videos and ship so, I mean, it's been a thing for years, but Wisconsin, Wisconsin's a weird place, you.

Know, Wiscanson aka South Canada. Yes, indeed, yeah, yeah, hey brother, thank you for the inspiration The Beast of Bray Road. You only look out for that episode to drop here in the next few weeks for sure. Absol fusolutely man. All right, let's get back to it. Squatch hitting that razor clam. What the fuck is this? That's that's great. The Ai imagery is just what it is. Tunnel rats Vietnam has chat chabbab Ludovic Jews never knew that?

Oh god, why.

Boy wizard Shabbah Ludovic Jews. No, not those types of tunnels talking about the viet Cong tunnels. That's funny. Uh. And then the yoke he had said, kudos for remembering which sect. Look at you, white boy wizard. You just you just remember in all.

Of the distinctions.

Uh, hey's my life.

What's up? Cult? Three year member, first live. He he's my life. Thanks you for joining.

He was on the TikTok Live.

You were, indeed also, Hayes my life.

Uh. Just curious with the name like that, are you a veteran? I feel like you should be. With a name like that, I'm just gonna throw it out either unmute yourself or yo, heyes, my life. What's good brother, You're not a veteran, but haes, my life is your name?

Where did that come from?

Probably from.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't oh smoke that purple haze.

We were thinking like Hazese, like Marine Corps haze, and.

They were like, yeah, we're both marine vets. And when I saw that, I'm like, oh, he got the ship hazed out of him as a boot.

Okay, you're talking about that purple haze. I got you.

I got you. Well, good ship, brother, Thank you for joining in on this lab. I hope to see you pretty much every week from now on.

Fuck yeah, oh dude, speaking of hazing. So I, uh, you know, we used to have a sponsorship with the bl Blomb shop, right yeah, and uh I gave my sister a little bit of it because at a certain point in time we got a lot of it.

Yeah, I just.

Gave us a lot, and so I gave my sister some. She hasn't smoked any of it because she's like, I don't know, she gets like paranoid whenever she smokes, and so literally, look at this.

I still have some of the Blomb shop weed.

It's awesome.

I've been smoking it. It's brown as fuck, but it smokes like a chimney.

Well there's that. I remember.

That was supposed to be some really high grade lab grown shit, and it was supposed to be Delta eleven or THHCA or it was weed. It's weed, That's essentially what it is.

I like it.

Yeah, I don't know. I remember between them and what was that other one, uh, veteran CBD.

Combat vet CBD.

Yeah, that dude just dipped out on us.

But man, he was paying us with like an ounce of weed a month, and and some of the vapes. Yeah, those vape cards, which at that time were very hard to find in the state of Louisiana. So that came in clutch.

But as grass or cash as they say.

The man spoke the language cash, ass or grass, and he deals in one of these three currencies. So what are we talking about here? You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, zoom user. I didn't have to buy weed for like two years.

That was.

Well.

I won't send weed in the mail.

But if y'all ever come up to Minnesota, if I ever get down there, I'll give you some Weed.

Okay, well, Minnesota other South Canada.

As a matter of fact, yeah, we're me talking about y'all. Tomorrow actually tomorrow, we are doing an episode on the insane Somalian Uh.

Dude, take it's.

Crazy, bro. I work downtown Minneapolis, east Side, Saint Paul, North Minneapolis, South Minneapolis doing service plumbing, so I go in and out of all these houses. Dude, it's it's fucked up.

But why is there so many Somalians in Minnesota? I understand as far as like the uh leaving Somalia con to America a sylent type of thing. I get that. I may not agree with all of it, but I understand that at least Somalia is super hot. Why in the actual fuck would they go to the great White North of Minnesota.

Dude. It it's like it's insane to me because like, it gets so fucking cold up here, and these people are from the fucking desert of the world.

You know, it gets the actual blizzards where you're at, like not a not a joking blizard, like twelve snow. Shit.

Check this out, dude, it's fucking we got We're supposed to get seven inches of snow.

Tonight, we're like eighty sixty.

Yeah, it was eighty five degrees here today.

Meanwhile, you've got that going on, and somehow the Somalians are like, that's where we should go.

Hell yeah, But to be fair, it was fifty eight this morning, like earlier this afternoon though.

So that's still cold as balls.

Dude, Well for us, that's solid, like're actually, yeah, it's tropical up here fucking this time of year. So, dude, whenever I was growing up in Pennsylvania, like we used to beg my parents like, let us go swimming in the winter, and they my mom would always say, just wait until it's sixty. Whenever it's sixty, you can go swimming sixty swimming in the in the in the swimming pool, you'd freeze your balls off for like the first five or ten minutes.

But you get used to it.

Yeah, to it.

I've actually swam like when the water melts down in Oregon, I definitely swam in like thirty three degree water.

I don't get used to it. That's called I have a thermia.

It was so cool, but I also was just like this is fantastic.

It was.

It was a whole vibe we hiked out there.

It was super far and we went to the punch bowl and it's like this and it's this natural made hole and yeah, I like hike down in it and it's just gorgeous.

You can see like.

Thirty feet deep.

Super cold.

Still went in the water. It was fantastic. Nah, I'm good on all that. I prefer water that I can't see one inchin.

No, it's that's like the worst part of living here is the water situation.

You can totally swim. The alligators are not going to fuck with you. It's snake.

You don't know what's in it.

There's a lot of flesh eating bacteria issues that happen. Drink of it.

No, but you have a cut and you'll have like issues the bugs in it. You don't know what the hell's in there. You go to the Pacific Northwest where you can see in the water, nothing is going to kill you, eat you.

You know, anything like that, And it's like, yay, it is colder.

I will say that, But I wonder which side has stronger immune systems.

That's a longstim I'm not going to crawl up in your pee hole up there.

I think as well, it's not going to do that here either, it's not the Amazon.

It's going to eat you.

Oh you know what though, speaking of the Amazon, I thought that it was strange that you have all the Somolians up in Minneapolis because it just reminded me of the Brazilian community in Massachusetts.

You're like, what is going on with that?

Why that makes no no sense whatsoever.

Yeah.

Yeah, the Greater Boston area holds it is the largest Brazilian population in the United States Massachusetts.

That's weird. But yes, we will be talking about Minnesota and they're insane Somalian population and all of the crazy fuck shit that is going on there, as far as the nonprofit and the siphoning of money and how it's going to fund terror cells in Somalia. And we're gonna be talking about old oman who married her brother to get citizenship to the United States.

We're not going to sidestep that one.

No on, I do want to hear you know, Do you do you have any more of a like personal stories as far as the Somalians in Minneapolis.

My dude, yeah, I mean, uh, they dude, honestly, they just they hid everybody but themselves. I mean, I got fucking I see them every single day, like it's it's crazy, dude, I can. I have so many different experiences with the ship, dude, it's it's not even funny.

I just learned today that they're Somalians are Muslim. Oh yeah, it's a very big Muslim country for sure. Yeahawk down, that's Somalia.

Yeah, dude, that's what it. I mean. I worked through the George Floyd riots. Dude knows pretty much what it was. Fucking everyone burning ship down and fucking stealing ship.

You know, that is how they do it where they come from. So that checks out. Yeah, it's crazy. So yeah, everybody stand by for that episode. We're going to be going in pretty deep on that one. But that's yeah. Yeah, the Somali pirates these dudes. And for the record, I don't know how many of you know this, but the Somali Stock Exchange. You can. There is a Somali stock exchange, but what it actually is is you placing bets on which pirate crew is going to take more loot that week.

How about that? Yeah, the Somali Stock Exchange Exchange.

Rather it's www dot s s E dot s oh so.

Shut out and h yeah. Somehow those groups decided that the Great White North of the landlocked area of Minnesota is where they should set up shop. But you know, I've we're gonna talk about some theories as to why that might be. You know, we're gonna put a pin in that one for now. We're not gonna give anything away, but yeah, stand by for that one. Anyway, moving on Rose Chaos dude.

Oh yeah, I wanted to read this.

So somebody asks or asked, who funds the Somalia pirates.

I thought that that was a pretty silly question. But there's actually a legit answer to it.

Uh huh.

So.

Reportedly, elements within the trans the Transitional Federal Government or the TFG were involved in the lucrative piracy business during this early period. Seeing the profitability of ransom payments, some financiers and former militiamen started to fund pirate activities, sharing the profits equally with the pirates.

But that's not exactly accurate, but it's about on par So. Basically this for the pirates to go out, they need a ship, they need weapons, they need fuel, they need food. They're not just like going out for an hour and then taking loop. Right, they might be out there for days and days. So what happened was you had some local warlords and some local terrorist factions, some quote unquote

Hell yeah.

So for any good cult member out there that wants to grow a beard, hey, Rogain is readily available at your local drug store. Uh. John the bod Jesus Christ Creek pimping. That's fucking hilarious. My he bees are fucking g beat that's great.

Uh, let's see that name was about.

I was supposed to be captioned with the female anatomy up top because I even said that essence can live in a woman up to like three months.

I'm like, my hebe is a fucking g beat man.

Yeah, it's fair, it's very fair. Uh talking about crazy uncle. Mine was gonna hit hit with a shovel yesterday. Luckily for everyone, he didn't hit me, or I would have been her side. Note he is a bitch. Okay, Well, I'm glad that your uncle didn't hit you with a shovel. Sam, Holy fuck, you come from a very colorful people. Brother. We love you, white boy wizard. I've blazed with both my parents, and about ten years ago, my dad called

I should hope.

So I should hope.

So, to be honest with you, dude, even coke these days, everything's cut with fentanyl. I wouldn't know.

I don't anything anymore.

I've been cleaned since February sixteen, twenty seventeen.

Good ship, dude, good shit. Let's stay that way too, you know.

What I mean.

I'm not trying to die.

Right, Dougie, says Jonathan.

I said, I feel like I need to tell people that I don't do drugs either. People always assume that I do.

I do not what hm people assume.

People ask me a lot. They're like, you must do drugs. I was like, no, I don't at all.

That's insulting as fuck. Yeah, it's about it.

I don't know.

People assume a lot of things about me quite a bit, and they like to tell me, and I'm like, that's great.

You're pretty much the epitome of clean and sober except for red wine. That's about it.

I am a one oh bitch some wine.

But like you're you're even anti weed.

Oh yeah, I'm I'm I'm I am not about the drugs.

I am anti drugs.

I grew up in a different lifestyle than a lot of people, and I've experienced a lot when it comes to drugs, and so I let you all talk about it.

I don't I.

Personally don't agree with taking drugs, but it doesn't bother me what other people do, so you know, it's just not for me at all. But there's an argument to be said that wine is actually a drug as well, which I can definitely agree to, but I don't. I actually don't drink much like compared to what I us see when I was younger, for.

Sure, for sure, I mean I would if I don't know, I don't necessarily see is a drug.

But I get the I get the argument.

But also at the same time, I feel like anything that is going to alter you, you know, call it sugar, call it caffeine, call it, you know, alcohol or whatever. I mean, if that's a drug, then all those are drugs.

Oh, caffeine is absolutely a drug.

Sugar is absolutely a drug.

Yeah, I mean, but yeah, certain drugs will ruin your life. Certain drugs will not I mean depends on the person.

Honestly, it's one of those things that I just you know, I have my own opinions about and that's just where I'm at with it.

Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, hey, everybody's had their experiences.

Dude.

I grew up with fucking nothing but alcoholics. That's why I don't touch alcohol very often.

That's fair, zoom, use your hand raised, go ahead, brother.

Yeah, I don't smoke or drink, but I'll grow weed until I die. I grow it from my mom. Fucking it's medicine, you know.

It can be, but you can also abuse.

It, oh percent. But yeah, I mean for the medicinal purposes. I mean, dude, it's it's a lifesaver, you know. Yeah, that's it is what it is, you know.

But I would rather have people smoking weed than on like antidepressant and anxiety medicine. But everybody's brain chemistry is different. Some people respond better to xanax, some people respond better to let's just call it a herbal remedy. I think that both have their place, but both can have abuses done using them, for sure.

I think weed is a better melatonin than melatonin, and personally, like people get really stuck on melatonin, dude, and they can't sleep without it. I'm like, man, weed has always been the better option out of those.

Two for me.

But again, for certain people, it gives them such bad anxiety that they want to fucking fritz for the next eight hours.

Basically want to rip my skin off.

And I am so paranoid that, like, I just even the thought of smoking weed makes me just start having anxiety, Like that's how severe of anxiety I get from it, And I just nope, I haven't touched it since I was maybe eighteen. It's been a long time. It's not my GM. The last time I did it, it was horrible, absolutely horrible, and it's just I've never been a big fan of it. If anything would be, my drug choice

For sure, yeah, I definitely don't suggest mushrooms.

Then I will never talk about my story of the last time I did that, but I will tell you that absolutely fuck no. You couldn't hold a gun to my head, I'd be like, sure, just shoot me.

I'm not doing it. Again.

Yeah, it's fucked. Yeah, some of those bad trips can really wreck you.

It absolutely destroyed my like I will never I've actually left parties and situations where everyone's doing drugs.

I'm like, that's great, I'm gonna leave, like it's not for me.

Hell yeah, Sam, your hand is raised. I'm sure you want to weigh in on this one.

Okay, two part of post off of Miss Waven. I'm sorry that you've had a bad experience. I can understand that. Second off.

I hope you don't hate.

Me do that.

It does not It does not bother me whatsoever that people smoke. Some of my closest friends have smoked our entire friendship. Hell, one of my closest friends since we've been sixteen years old, she smokes since has smoked every day since we were teenagers. So I don't personally care. I have Like, no, I don't look down on anybody that does drugs or anything. It's just not for me at all, and I just don't like to be around it. Actively, Like she doesn't smoke around me. It's just not my thing.

Also, you say as if like you you say that eighteen was like decades ago, and you said that you're you're old. You're older and like you're in your decades or whatever, but you look like you're just like now hitting twenty, like your late twenties.

Are you sure you're not a vampire?

I mean, if I could be a vampire, I would be in a heartbeat.

I mean sure, say you drink wine, but you don't like alcohol.

Maybe that wine is blood.

I do like alcohol. That's I used to drink a healthy amount. I will say that.

You love the sun way too much.

I do love the sun.

I would have to I would have to be one of the I would have to be definitely a Twilight day Walker Twilight.

No.

I don't want to be like no, no, no, no. I want to be bleed, like a bleed vampire. Like if I could be any type, that would be me.

That's one of the best intros of movie history, besides the Boondock saying to my opinion.

Oh yeah, it's fantastic. No I am, I am not. Well, it's just shy of two decades ago. I just I'm so sad.

Yeah, no, no, anyway, I hope all y'all have a very good day and that the Blessed loves each and every one of you.

Indeed, indeed, moving on, Joe or Australian correspondent says, knife youth, knife crime here is getting completely out of hand, daily attacks, et cetera. Jacob, I believe you're one hundred percent right. A boy that's not kept in line by a father or at least a big brother can get really fucked. Yeah no, I absolutely agree. I absolutely agree with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah too, He says. Also, I cannot do psychs. I

Yeah, I get it. I get it again.

Everybody's brain chemistry is very different, and if you've ever experienced anything like that negative with the psychedelics, you know we just don't do them. You know, you don't need that in your life. In order to have a fully fully functioning brain and to gain insight, there are those that have gained a lot of insight from psychedelic trips. And I'm not dogging on anybody on their journey or on their walk, but I will say it's it's not

You throw on that last one.

I love you, and I love you Jonathan. You're the big blow and all.

But I'm actually surprised that there's people like put in comments down not in the flat but you.

Were going to bring it up.

I was not going to bring it up.

I knew you would say something because he doesn't read comments, so we weren't gonna tell him.

But like, yeah, apparently the dad bod comment is making its way into the comment section episodes. Not in a bad way. It's just a bad way, a poking, fun type of way. But either way, that's apparently it's not it's a part of the fucking the trope.

Look, I am a dad.

I indeed have a bod and uh, I'm.

Just gonna wear it as a badge of honor at this point.

There you go, you should be a badge of honor.

Hell, it is my son.

Yes, you want to pay eighteen years of child's four that I sold to my mother?

So what you to take me fishing?

I have already paid her.

Oh my god, I'm missing the boat. So I need that John. I need that John boat.

No it's not money.

Oh okay, moving on, Okay, zoom user. My sister and I dropped four double hits of whoa four double hits of acid was about a month of straight tripping balls. I lost thirty pounds. I didn't think I was coming back from that one. I literally lived in the void for a while. Yeah, I'm good on all of all of that shit went like, why that doesn't sound positive and helpful? Little like this? You know, I can't imagine you look back on this experience to be like, you know,

I went to a retreat.

Once I got invited to this special retreat where they have it's.

A well known shaman was.

There and he was like talking to everybody before everybody decided a trip, and he was like deciding everything and me and him chatted for a bit and he's like, yeah, you just don't need to do any of this, Like I'm I'm and I was like, I didn't plan on it, but like he's like, you know, for real, like your mind might break, you know. It's like, okay, well I didn't plan on it, but like thanks, But I saw a lot of wild shit while I was there, because they had like the yurts and stuff up, and I

Totally came to this retreat to babysit, yo, fucking ask ye. It was.

It was inexperience.

I had a lot of interesting and lightning experiences without doing any drugs. There, had a really good you know, conversations and stuff like that.

Watched a lot of.

Weird shit go down. But yeah, there's there's some interesting things with shamans.

Yeah, there's a lot of good ones out there. There's also a lot of ones that will prey upon their customers.

He's definitely he is definitely a good shaman, and like he's really popular on the West Coast and stuff. If you ask me his name, honestly, I forgot it. I could hit up my girl and ask her.

But yeah, yeah, apparently he's doing well enough.

You know, his reputation precedes him.

Tony says Trump will hit the age wall like Biden did. Very possibly, But I don't know. I met the opinion as of this moment anyway, that Trump is a way higher functioning human being than Biden ever was. Biden was a career politician. Trump is a career businessman. I feel like they're just we're talking two different calibers of brain capacity, to be honest with you, and I know that age comes for us, all.

I get that.

As far as him going for a third term, I don't really see it happening. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. You know, Trump is already pushing it in age. Yeah, he wasn't that much younger than Biden. Like I think he was only two years younger than Biden or something along these lines. But also, that's not the same Joe Biden that served under Barrock. Let's be clear here that was a clone clearly, or at least a very fucked up plastic surgeon on a paid actor.

Just on that topic getting the third term, I kind of sworn I heard or read somewhere that if he's able to prove fraud in the twenty twenty election, he would be able to get another term. But I haven't looked into it too far, but I just remember hearing that.

At one point I was like, Oh, what the fuck. Yeah, Uh, we'll have to see how that shakes out. Honestly, we still have a little bit of time before this needs to be a concern of ours. Right now, everybody in DC is worried about the midterm elections. I don't know if everybody's like aware of this or not. Midterm elections are always it's no, it's nothing that we need to be concerned about. It doesn't matter, It never has mattered.

Sure, sure, I can't really refute that point at this moment.

I mean, Zelenski himself is Jewish, so I mean, I'm sure he The Gate might totally be a part of the cabal to keep Israel in power, because you know, Israel has such a steak in Russia and Ukraine. But you know, who knows, Maybe there's more on the banking side of ship to that, because I think that's been the war that's made and lost the most money in the past few years. So fair enough, what you got, Sam Big his.

Title were even breaking my four twenty heart?

Yeah?

Well, oh it was if I was a spice at least I'm not flower? Was it before that one? But no, what was I gonna say? Oh? Yeah, thank you, Vivian, you got me, You got me off track my back.

You're talking about and about are you sure he's Jewish or not? Not Lomani because what if it's a Gypsy that that took on a Jewish name to throw off the scent.

I'll say this, the Gypsies, for all of their things, are also are in extremely proud people. They're like the Greek. They'll find reasons to interject the fact that they're Greek when no one fuck. They're like crossfitters and vegans, they find reasons to interject that shit into a conversation when no one fucking asked. Gypsies are very much like that as well.

Oh they like the European red Nicks.

Oh no, they're a worldwide culture. For lack of better words. You, most European countries see them as the absolute scum of the earth. I'm not saying that Jacob believes this. I am saying that when I went to Paris twice, I saw how the French people viewed the Gypsies. They were happy when the cops came and beat the shit out of them every night, like it was it's a rotating door.

They know what's up.

So do they just become the corgos?

No, no, the cogoes that no one really knows exactly what happened to them. But I mean even when you go to Rome, like these Gypsy children were like come up and like like pretty much jump on your leg like ask you for shit. They tell you to like kick these children off of you, like full force, mule kick this five year old away from you because like otherwise he's gonna come up with the razor blade and cut your purse and he's gonna be gone. Like that's

Also, would they be one of the last tribes of Israel cens.

Some people believe this. When you trace the traveler bloodline back, they actually come from western India, like that's their ancient origin. Story is that they are from the what we might nowadays call like the Hindu Kush region, basically where Pakistan and India meet. That is where the original Romani stem from. And you could trace them through DNA lineage back to.

That spot the Asian too.

Yes, yes, although they don't identify as this, that is the background to it all. Some people believe they're the lost tribe of Dan. But then I've also heard fifty different groups exactly, I've heard fifty different groups all claim that they're actually one of the lost tribes of Israel. No one's gonna fucking know until the final moment anyway, So like there's no point in searching for them. They're lost and they're gonna stay lost until the time comes. It's you know, it's one of those things.

What if old doc bown Is and one of the lost tribes is actually the Big Boot because it's the son of Esau and all.

Well, I guess we'll find out when the uh I'm here for when the Book of Revelations comes true and we have the you know, the gate open up and we have a whole tribe of sam Squinch make their way into Jerusalem.

I guess we'll know that the fucking time is now.

You know, Bunny, you said, Sam Scitch, Hey, Jacob, you like trailer park boys, don't you?

I do? I do. Indeed, you're like Bubbles. Bubbles is the man. He's just out here trying to feed his kiddies.

Uh uh, look up. But the act of what you just got charged to it?

Oh no, oh no, I haven't hold on pause. I haven't watched trailer Park Boys in a couple of years. I haven't heard any controversy around them. Is he on some pedophile ship?

Just look it up, It's just look it up.

Sexual assault? Was it an adult or a minor?

I think it was a It was an adult, Okay. But there's there's levels to this ship, y'all. I think we can all agree with that. But damn it, Bubbles was raping somebody.

That doesn't doesn't necessarily mean rape.

If if it's sexual assault, I mean, yes, there are degrees of sexual there's varying degrees.

It's sexual assault.

There's a lot of different it's an umbrella term for a lot of different things that can happen.

It could be a slap onto the ass.

Oh, that's like, that's a simple battery.

That's not sexual assault though, although I'm sure somebody's gonna make it a sexual assault. Is sexual Yeah, harassment, but not assault. Convicted or charged or like accused? What's the deal here?

I'll read the article here. This is big black cock, I mean BBC dot com.

Bad timing as far as what we're talking about, but all right, roll with it.

Yeah, I had highly doubt he's packing that.

But I guarantee he is not.

Actor Mike Smith, who plays the character Bubbles on the Canadian sitcom at Trailer Park Boys a step step back from the show after being charged with sexual assault, didn't know that they were still doing it. But fifty three year old Damn He's fifty three, was charged on October second by Halifax police for an alleged assault dating to twenty seventeen so it goes way back, according to court documents obtained by Canadian media.

Outlets, Trailer Park Boys Inc.

Which oversees the show's production and streaming, said in a statement that it is taking the matter seriously and that mister Smith is stepping away from his managing director role. We recognize how difficult an allegation of this nature is for all involved. Out of respect for the legal process, we will not comment further.

On the case.

I'm trying to see if they even go into they don't go into detail.

M Okay, well, god, damn it.

Bubbles fucking bubbles.

Dude, you know it's sad.

Yeah, just says sexual assault, doesn't doesn't say exactly what it was.

Would that be there?

But so is he there since the same time period the early two thousands?

Is he just the Canadian Danny Masterson?

I think it'd be a lot easier to say that he is the Canadian water boy.

I'm looking over on Reddit and it says somebody somebody said, I worked in the restaurant industry in Halifax in the late nineties and there were stories about him. Then we were told to avoid him if we ever saw him, and to never go some where alone with him, especially at the Moon in which I'm guessing is a bar or something, and somebody else posted didn't it close in nineteen ninety four, long before the Trailer Park Boys became a thing in.

Two thousand and one.

So yeah, it says, I know, he was a guitar player at the in the band called Sandbox, which is a Canadian distribution deal and a record out in nineteen ninety five. Is if his reputation as a sexist jerk exists that long.

That it predates the Trailer Park Boys. Okay, so this was back.

Oh well, his reputation was building before he ever even got it or started the Trailer Park Boys.

Whow.

But that specific assault charge is from twenty seventeen.

I be honest, of all of the cast of Trailer Park Boys, that was probably the least likely to meet personally. But I guess.

I mean, he's the one that's writing the show though, he's like directing it and writing it, and he's the smart one out of the three.

Yeah, and actually he was the smart one out of the three on the show.

Too, to be honest, I mean, Julian was.

Julian was a dumb fuck. He would he just had ambition, No, Ricky, Okay, right, pretty stupid.

I'll take that.

He's the one that was the ambitious one that was like, had the the go getter attitude. Ricky was yeah, yeah, all right, Bubbles might have been of the three Bubbles started the beer company started the weak company.

Yeah, he kept on going to jail over it though.

That's a very good point. That's a very good point.

Oh man, all right, yeah, it sucks. You hate to hear it, you.

Do, all right?

Moving on into the chat.

Enough said Steph, I know what's in that container on the cargo ship.

Ha ha oh Demeter.

It's Dracula in the cargo ship.

Which also, I really want to see that movie, The Last Voyage of the Demeter.

I love Dracula movies.

I love vampire movies, vampire books, vampire lore, everything vampires.

Dougie also said if there was a civil war, was as a Yankee, I could never take up arms against the Colt fam We transcend north and South. Yeah, I don't believe that the next civil war is going to be a North versus South. I think it's going to be a street versus street in every city in America, like it's it might be city versus city, but it

Let's see here.

Sam says, never had the Yankee herb, but as the spirit animal, I used taste and study these honorable nugs of happiness. Blessings be my young Plaine Walker. There you go. In case of civil war, I'm getting scalps. Yeah, you know, Sam, after the war is over, there's going to be trials for war crimes that were committed, although I should say that only goes when it's blue versus blue. Right, if there was a foreign and I've actually done a fair amount of research into this, by the way, do your

Ever, service our service are still upheld to it.

Are you positive, because I'm pretty sure fourteen works.

Take a look at take a look at the general that Trump was thinking about for US and charges against for what he said.

But then how does that work with the private military contractors. There's tons of veterans that go to PMCs and they're not uphill to the Geneva Convention.

When they go overseas, they are.

They never get tried for war crimes if anything, when they get caught over there, they're on their own.

Yes, they're on their own.

But it's if you are on American soil and you do something down and dirty against the convention, they will come get you.

It is, yeah, one hundred percent they will.

Damn well. I guess the people that did not serve get a leg up on us on that one. So I'm gonna keep my comment to myself, m boy to say, Look, it's it's only a war crime if they catch you, you know.

Oh, and also.

They catch me right, So with that whole sexual assault thing, it is under an unumbrella. I'm just trying to clear it up because I'm like, man, I don't you hate to hear that kind of stuff. But anyway, the under the umbrella of sexual assault, There are like ten different things. So unwanted sexual touching or fondling for sure, Forced or coerced sexual acts, attempted rape, penetration, sexual activity with.

The minor falls under that umbrella. So hopefully you need that one.

Sure, hopefully it's not really but forcing a victim to perform sexual acts, non consensual sharing of explicit images.

Most likely revenge porn is absolutely a type of sexual assault for sure.

In decent exposure and sexual exploitation.

Oh dude, did you.

Hear about that uh uber eats driver in New York?

No?

Okay, so this dumb, dumb broad Okay, so oh no, she deserves all the hate.

Fuck this chick.

So oh you're talking about old girl that went in and take pictures of the guy that was laying naked on his couch with the door open.

Okay, no, no, but she opened the door and the ring camera footage showed she basically broke and entered his home to take those images and upload them to the internet. So here's the story for anybody who doesn't know.

I've seen like multiple videos where the door is technically cracked.

She cracked it, so and the ring camera shows this improves it. Now she has charged against her.

I know that she got arrested. I do know that.

Good. Good. Here here's the situation, y'all. Homeboy chilling at his house. He's had a few too many drinking poos, as one does, and he decides to order some uber eats or door dash or whatever the case was, and uh, you know, as one does to try to soak up some of that alcohol on his stomach. He apparently got drunk or he passed out on his couch naked. Okay, his windows were closed, his door was closed, and he even left specific instructions to the door dash person to

Do you want to go that round?

And she's like no, absolutely, so that this doesn't happen to someone else, Like absolutely, this guy needs to get just to serve to him. Okay, no problem. They show up. The dude wakes up and he's like, what are you talking about. I didn't do any of that. They're like, well, she says so, and here's the video. He's like, no, my door was closed, my windows were closed. What the fuck? And they're like, so, what are you saying. He's like,

She has two felony accounts. I'm reading her right now.

Fuck yeah, she does.

So she could get as much of a penalty as he would if he was convicted of what she's agree to say.

That he will.

Well, it looks like that she is. She faces up to eight years in prison for this. Yes, and her court data is that set for December fourth, and that she's facing two counts because it does show on the surveillance camera that she actually opened the door.

Yep, which good for the justice.

And that's the thing it literally said on the description, please leave the food outside. So in what fucking reality do you tiny white woman from north from upstate New York think you're gonna just walk on up in a motherfucker's house. You get shot down south for such things.

I'll tell you what.

You know, what I would actually try, and if I was in charge of the justice system, what I would do is is that anybody that is wrongfully convicted of that kind of shit, that person should now have the red dot.

On the map in the neighborhoods. I was like, they should be treated.

Equally, and they can go after for being wrong convicted, they can go after the person that convicted them or accused them of it.

Absolutely, that's horrible.

That's crazy, man, you know.

It's just it's so unfortunate to all the people that like that have to go through that kind of shit.

The famous ghost face that the famous guy that had the ghost face mask, the call of duty mask he used to wear it. He he killed himself because this guy and girl uh faked allegations and did all this shit to him and he ended up killing himself. And then they knew this, they laughed about it, and they never actually got held accountable. I went down a rabbit

And it never went anywhere because.

Those cops and they got taken care of on the inside.

Well because one of the cops was actually the chief and she actually went to a different town. But they were homeboys, and it was a whole thing. And I've been following along for quite a while about it. But there's a lot of people that don't even have the strength to voice what happened to them, and then you have people that lie and cry wolf, and that just is infuriating to me because there's so many that actually deserve to have justice served and it just doesn't happen.

I think about like the court of public opinion. I mean, that's what most people are concerned about. And obviously, firstly, right that of shit gets out, you're worried about everybody else that's judging you out there before you ever even get to take a stand in the court. And there was actually a recent example of this, somewhat recent. There was this punter that that came out of college. He was like one of the best punters to ever be

I know that talks about Yep.

Mattaresa Mataiza.

He's currently the chief's punter right now, but he had that shit up against him. Whenever they went through the whole lawsuit kind of thing, they found him not guilty. Now he's and now I don't know if he actually did it or not, but I'm saying at least it didn't hold it up in court.

No, dude. Okay, so you remember, oh shit, he played for I think Baylor. There was this meme that was made to this guy who was an absolute specimen of a human being, was like six eight and every ounce of two eighty five of solid muscle, his grill of

John Oakman that's his name, Yeah, John Oakman.