#698- Trump Inauguration Live Show!

Oh, Fred des are.

Hello, and welcome to the show.

This is the Occult of Conspiracy and my name is Jonathan, I'm Jacob, and today is the inauguration of Trump. We decided to go live on this one because we really have no idea about what the hell is going to be happening here soon, Like like this, this could go so many ways that like I mean, I guess it. I guess we'll just we'll find out how it goes, you know.

I mean, the inauguration itself, I don't believe is going to have any kind of snaff Who's it's possible, It's very possible, but I think that they've probably upsecurity so heavily that it's going to go off without a hitch. But before we start watching it live, Jonathan, the pg's got to come off for a second.

I gotta get real, and I need.

To apologize to you specifically actually, but also to the good cult members and people who listen to the show.

So here's the deal. I got a lot of shit for.

Talking about TikTok in the manner that I did. People got seriously but hurt, which at first I was like, Okay, they're just crying about it. But I listened back to the episode, and I gotta say, I don't. I don't have to be a dick about things like I really don't have to. I chose to, and that is a poor showing of myself, whether or not I stand by what I said or not. The tone and manner at which I said the things and presented them could have

People got really really upset and the stuff which like, okay, you know, go off, that's how the internet works.

But you know, you know I have. I've watched back and listen back to a couple of things, and I've gone more and more in that direction.

And I don't need to do that.

That's not That doesn't play well and it doesn't show well for us. So Jonathan, I am sorry that I have had extra spice on the hatred towards TikTok and its users, and to all the good cult members listening, if I offended you thing I said. I stand by what I said about Red Books. That's a different conversation. But as far as and me just overtly shitting on the people who have made their money off of that and doing this, I do actually apologize. I don't want

I will do better.

Cool.

It takes a strong man to realize certain things that he may that.

You know.

It's like, we all make mistakes. It ain't it's not I don't even necessarily call it a mistake. It's just that, you know, sometimes we just get so caught up in this damn world. And yeah, it's just the way it is sometimes. But don't even trip about it, dude. That's I like whenever you come that home. Oh that sounded bad, but I I like. I like the child it though, Like honestly, I really like I look forward to that.

It just but it's not what you say, it's how you say it, you know what I mean? You could tell somebody they're a fucking retard, but if you present it in a kind way, it doesn't play poorly. Yeah, and I get that, and I'm not trying to call people that. I'm not trying to be that asshole. But I ended up becoming that. I ended up doing that, and that's not good, that's not positive. So again, miakopa, everybody, my bad. I apologize if I upset anybody.

Now, all right, sure.

Okay, so we're gonna get to it. Oh, hold on, we had another person trying to join them. I didn't expect this many people to be joining this early in the morning on a Monday, but uh.

Let's go.

Y'all welcome, Thank you all the good cult members. This is going to be a spicy one now before we get into it. Why we decided to do this show is because there are so many theories running around and they're not just you know, hair brain theories, like these things are possible, like the things that could be that that could possibly happen in regards to you know, is Trump gonna get you know, another assassination attempt? We I mean,

Yeah.

Yeah, so it's really really strange, and we're living in very unprecedented times. We wouldn't put it past them to pull some shit like that. To be honest, I'm actually surprised we even got this far. So we'll see how it goes.

We will.

We will, indeed real quick to all the cult members joining in, please mute yourselves so we can watch this without the extra audio coming in accidentally from other people.

Let's make sure we're all on the same page with that.

I'm sure we're gonna be pausing it from time to at least like cutting two to have some dialogue. We will be talking the shit and the stuff afterwards. But uh yeah, And I don't know, man, I can only speak on the behalf of what I saw in the inauguration that I was a part of back in twenty twelve. Security was on high alert. Your boy never walked outside of the bulletproof shell. Essentially. I don't know if they're gonna do the same thing for Donnie T. I assume they would.

I don't know, But then you'll never see that on camera, right.

The cameras are gonna either be set inside the glass or right outside of it to make it look good like whatever it depends, we'll see if there's like wind blowing his hair, that'll be a clear indication if he's outside outside or not.

Like We're gonna have to look for these telltale signs.

But I don't know what to expect. I hope that everything will go off without a hitch. Security has been up to everybody's on high alert by bah blah bap. That doesn't mean that it's gonna play out that way at all.

Who knows, right right, So, initially I had planned on us watching it on Peacock, like on the app Peacock. I had it pulled up on my computer, but it wasn't playing and so there was issues with that. So we're gonna go over to YouTube and Associated Press is playing it, so that's where we're going to be watching it for everybody that is curious.

As President Donald J. Trump takes the oath of office once again, we come to say thank you, O Lord, our god father. When Donald Trump's enemies thought he was down and out, you and you alone saved his life and raised him up with strength and power by your mighty hand. We pray for President Trump that you'll watch over, protect guid, direct him, give him your wisdom from your throne on high. We asked that you would bless him

Amen, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Associate Justicekavanaugh to administer the Vice Presidential oath of office.

Biden just looks like he shited his pants the entire time he's standing up there right.

Oh, bro, he's definitely got a diaper on in the bitch saging low.

You know this, Jacob, when you were in DC. Is this some shit that you would be a part of.

Yes. Matter of fact, the two Marines that are standing there next to him, you see those golden chords on their shoulders.

The only ones.

That get to wear those are those that are a part of the either the President's direct chief of Staff or the comanants chief of Staff or his staff members. Excuse me, not chief of or the Chairman of the Joint chiefs those cords.

Right hand and repeat after me, I, James David Vance, do solemnly swear.

I, James David Advance, we swear that.

I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States.

That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United.

States, against all enemies foreign and domestic.

Against all enemies foreign and domestic.

That I will bear true faith, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same, and allegiance to the same. That I take this obligation freely, That.

I take this obligation freely.

Without any mental reservation.

Without any mental reservation.

Or purpose of evasion, or purpose of evasion, And that I will well and faithfully discharge.

And that I will well and faithfully.

Discharge the duties of the office, the duties of the office on which I am about to enter, on which I'm about to enter.

So help me, God, So help me God.

Congratulations, mister Weisbrod.

You know, look at Bill Clinton on the far right. Patience in me. You get that kid away from Biden. I love grand prat Grandpa.

Give you a little snoof.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chief Justice Roberts to administer the presidential oath of office.

Who to fuck let the kid next to Biden like that?

Not a good move, not at all, yo.

But look at Bill Clinton on the far right.

If they've pan out again, your boy looks like the soul has absolutely been sucked out of him.

It's sad, oh, dude, and not in a good way.

Please raise your hand and repeat after me. I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear.

Hi, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear.

That I will faithfully execute that.

I will faithfully execute.

The office of President of the United States, of President of the United States, and will, to the best of my ability.

And will, to the best of my ability.

Preserve, protect and defend, deserve, protect, and defend.

The Constitution of the United States.

The Constitution of the United States.

So help me, God, So help me God. Congratulations pecifically, Jess.

Everyone's clear, those things are a part of the show.

It's okay.

Those bangs are a part of the Gordon along with the song that's being played right now.

Everybody's clear.

This is a part of what happens when he enters into a military graid.

These things.

It's okay, dude.

Barn is one tall motherfucker, bro tell you what. Oh my god, he towers over everybody.

I'd be willing to bet this being played by the Marine.

Corps band as a matter of fact, because they have the moniker being called the President's own.

So it's a whole thing, and the march on.

Looks sometimes stop.

After stuff face see uh the.

Boss.

Yeah, man, I like that one. I think we found Carmen san Diego right behind Trump too, big dog, I.

See you, I see it.

So everything is going according to plan so far, it seems right.

Yeah.

So they're gonna have the big, the big pompousness of the ship a right, the parade of it all. Then he's probably gonna give a speech. Then they're probably gonna move to the Capitol steps where he'll give another speech and there'll be more pompacity. Then they'll move to around the White House where there will be more pompacity and probably a big march with all the people. Oh look at that. Yeah, that's the Naval Academy. Oh the plebes are out here singing this a choir.

Christ was on.

So I'll say this, dude. When I wasn't DC, the biggest clusterfuck I was ever a part of was the inauguration. Like, oh my god, it's a million people all trying to take charge of their small section of the pie to make the overall thing go off. Well, no one has a fucking clue what they're doing until like it's their turn to go up kind of thing, which I mean you'll have with a big ordeal like this. But yeah, yeah, there's a Marine Corps band called it. You could tell

Rifles in the middle of it has a harp.

It's a whole thing. We used to give them so much shit because they would like pretend like they get the respect of a master sergeant and it's like, okay, clarinet player, first of all, calm down, Okay, stop that right now. Not band members of the Marine Corps, the official Marine Corps band in Washington, d C.

Different things.

Those Red jackets are pretty fucking sweet though they are.

That goes back to historically they were worn that on battlefields to be designated as musicians so that it was understood they were not combatants. There's a whole like historical background to it, and I get it, and I'm not shitting on them for being professional musicians in the Marine Corps. That's awesome, good things. But like, just acknowledge that you

Like like people who have joined you know that band. It's like, you know, it's you can see how it's a pretty like high ranking of honor, honor. Rather it is no, no, what happened? Yeah, there we go.

The States of America.

Donald J.

Trump, Thanky, thank you very much.

Everybody, well, thank you very very much.

Vice President Vance, Speaker Johnson, Senator Thune, Chief Justice Roberts, Justices of the United States Supreme Court, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, President Biden, Vice President Harris, and my fellow citizens, The Golden Age of America begins right now.

Let's go.

The poll.

Claim man.

From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world. We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer. During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first. Our sovereignty will be reclaimed, our safety will

Here right now.

They don't have a home any longer. That's interesting, but we can't let this happen. Everyone is unable to you do anything about it. That's going to change. We have a public health system that does not deliver in times of disaster, yet more money is spent on it.

Than any country anywhere in the world.

And we have an education system that teaches our children to be ashamed of themselves, in many cases, to hate our country despite the love that we try so desperately to provide to them. All of this will change starting today, and it will change very quickly.

You see him throwing those subtle jabs but not enough to incite a riot.

Was a mandate to completely and totally reverse a horrible betrayal and all of these many betrayals that have taken place, and to give the people back their faith, their wealth, their democracy, and indeed their freedom. From this moment on, America's decline is over. Our liberties and our nation's glorious destiny will no longer be denied, and we will immediately

The journey to.

Reclaim our republic has not been an easy one, that I can tell you. Those who wish to stop our cause have tried to take my freedom, and indeed to take my life. Just a few months ago in a beautiful Pennsylvania field, assassin's bullet ripped through my ear. But I felt then, and believe even more so now, that my life was saved for a reason. I was saved by God to make America great again, a little divine intervention.

Thank thank you very much.

That is why each day, under our administration of American Patriots, we will be working to meet every crisis with dignity and power and strength. We will move with purpose and speed to bring back hope, prosperity, safety, and peace for citizens of every race, religion, color, and creed for American citizens.

January twentieth, twenty twenty five, is Liberation Day.

It is my hope that our recent presidential election will be remembered as the greatest and most consequential election in

With your vote. We set records and I will not forget it.

I've heard your voices in the campaign and I look forward to working with you in the years to come.

Today is Martin Luther King Day and his honor.

This will be a great honor. But in his honor, we will strive together to make his dream a reality.

We will make his dream come true.

National unity is now returning to America, and confidence and pride is soaring like never before. In everything we do, my administration will be inspired by a strong pursuit of excellence and unrelenting success. We will not forget our country, we will not forget our constitution, and we will not forget our God.

Can't do that.

Today I will sign a series of historic executive orders. With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense.

It's all about common sense.

First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border. All illegal entry will immediately be halted, and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came. We will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy. I will end the practice of catch and release walk yeah, and I will send troops to the southern border to repel the

We will drill, baby, drill, let's go.

America will be a manufacturing nation once again, and we have something that no other manufacturing nation will ever have the largest amount of oil and gas of any country.

On Earth, and we are going to use it. Let me use it.

We will bring prices down, fill our strategic reserves up again right to the top, and export American energy all over the world. We will be a rich nation again. And it is that liquid gold under our feet that will help to do it. With my actions today, we will end the Green New Deal, and we will revoke the electric vehicle mandate, saving our auto industry and keeping my sacred.

Pledge to our great American auto workers.

A lot of good promises here. I hope he stands by it, you know.

In other words, you'll be able to buy the car of your choice.

We will build automobiles in America again at a rate that nobody could have dreamt possible just a few years ago. And thank you to the auto workers of our nation for your inspiring vote of confidence.

We did tremendously with their vote.

I will immediately begin the overhaul of our trade system to protect American workers and families. Instead of taxing our citizens to enrich other countries, we will tariff and tax foreign countries to enrich our citizens.

Instead.

For this purpose, we are establishing the External Revenue Service to collect all tariffs, duties, and revenues. It will be massive amounts of money pouring into our treasury coming from foreign sources. The American dream will soon be back and thriving like never before. To restore competence and effectiveness to our federal government, my administration will establish the brand new

We will not allow that to happen. It will not happen again. Under my leadership.

We will restore fair, equal and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law, and.

We are going to bring law and order back to our cities.

This week.

I will also end the government policy of trying to socially engineer race and gender into every aspect.

Of public and private life.

We will forge a society that is color blind and merit based. As of today, it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders, male and female.

It's about common sense, right, That's what he said earlier.

So I mean.

This week, I will reinstate any service members who were unjustly expelled from our military for objecting to the COVID vaccine mandate.

With full back pain.

Yo.

Let's fucking go, dude, and.

I will sign in order to stop our warriors from being subjected to radical political theories and social experiments while on duty.

It's going to end immediately.

Let's go.

Fuck.

Yes, our armed.

Forces will be free to focus on their soul mission defeating America's enemies.

I don't know who he pointed out, but that could have been ominous.

Like in twenty seventeen, we will again build the strongest military the world has ever seen. We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but also by the wars that we end, and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into.

Come on now, as it should be. I'm liking what I'm hearing thus far abroad.

I can't say that there's a single thing I disagree with.

This legacy be that of a peace maker and unifier. That's what I want to be, a peacemaker and a unifier. I'm pleased to say that as of yesterday, one day before I assumed office, the hostages in the Middle East are coming back home to their families.

Yep, yeah, they got that shit squared away before he took office. I'll notice that right.

One day before, and Biden tried to take credit for It's just hilarious.

That was sad, Like Biden, please, you didn't even have a spot at the table, bro, But okay, thank you.

Take a nap.

America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful, most respected nation on Earth, inspiring the awe and admiration of the entire world. A short time from now, we are going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, and we will receive the land of a great President William McKinley to Mount McKinley, where it should be and where it belongs. President McKinley made our country very rich through tariffs and

The United States, I've mean, think.

Of this, spent more money than ever spent on a project before and lost thirty eight thousand.

Lives in the building of the Panama Canal.

We have been treated very badly from this foolish gift that should have never been made, and Panama's promise to us has been broken. The purpose of our deal and the spirit of our treaty has been totally violated. American ships are being severely overcharged and not treated fairly in any way, shape or form, and that includes the United States Navy and above all China is operating the Panama Canal, and we didn't give it to China.

We gave it to Panama and we're taking it back.

Okay, I didn't know that, you know, sign has been moving in.

But limon whatever, I'm not going there, not going there again.

Above all, my message to Americans today is that it is time for us to once again act with courage, vigor, and the vitality of history's greatest civilization. So as we liberate our nation, we will lead it to new heights of victory and success. We will not be deterred. Together, we will end the chronic disease epidemic and keep our

No, let's go.

I don't buy it, but okay, that's right, you mean Greenland.

I love it.

Space is fecond gay.

Ambition.

Is the lifeblood of a great nation, and right now our nation is more ambitious than any other.

There is no nation like our nation.

Americans are explorers, builders, innovators, entrepreneurs, and pioneers. The spirit of the frontier is written into our hearts. The call of the next great adventure resounds from within our souls. Our American ancestors turned a small group of colonies on the edge of a vast continent into a mighty republic of the most extraordinary citizens on earth. No one comes close. Americans pushed thousands of miles through a rugged land of

We're for the ones who pay attention to everyone.

How they're going to have a commercial in the middle of this.

They got to get that money.

I get.

Im possible for me to stage such a historic political comeback. But as you see today here I am the American people have spoken.

Oh rfks behind him, that's probably who he was looking at.

Yeah, maybe.

That's my y.

His families behind him on his right, the Biden member behind him.

On his left.

So I stand before you now is proof that you should never believe that something is impossible to do in America.

The impossible is what we do.

I think it was our fair.

From New York to Los Angeles, from Philadelphia to Phoenix, from Chicago to Miami, from Houston to right here in Washington, d C.

Our country was forged and built.

By the generations of patriots who gave everything they had for our rights and for our freedom. They were farmers and soldiers, cowboys and factory workers, steel workers and coal miners, police officers and pioneers who pushed onward, marched forward and let no obstacle defeat their spirit or their pride. Together they laid down the railroads, raised up the skyscrapers, built great highways, won two World Wars, defeated fascism and communism

With your help.

We will restore America, promise, and we will rebuild the nation that we love, and we love it so much. We are one people, one family, and one glorious nation under God. So to every parent who dreams for their child, and every child who dreams for their future.

I am with you. I will fight for you, and I will win for you. We are going to win like never before. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

In recent years, our nation has suffered greatly. We are going to bring it back and make it great again, greater than ever before. We will be a nation like no other, full of compassion, courage, and exceptionalism. Our power will stop all wars and bring a new spirit of unity to a world that has been angry, violent, and totally unpredictable. America will be respected again and admired again,

We'll dropped the volume a little bit. Yeah, so I like a lot of the things he said. Some of those are some pretty bold claims, but I like it thus far.

I mean, yeah, definitely bold claims such as, you know, labeling the cartel terrorists, which, to be honest, yes, should have been done a long time ago, right, agreed. I don't know how it made it this long without being called.

That, because we had a war on drugs and they were the supplier on one of those sides.

Welcome the Armed Forces chorus and Carrie Underwood, Oh, Carrie under what's going on?

Harry Underwood's in this bitch y'all?

Let's go.

A lot of people in Texas don't like because she won't go and sing at the rodeo because she's against the abuse of cows. But whatever, I get this, but kind of lame. I don't know if they're necessarily being abused though, you know, they're just being road. I mean a couple of spankings here and there.

But.

It's not like they enjoy the the endeavor. But I mean like it's not like they're getting tortured because of it.

I there we go, There we go, she said, I don't need no fucking music.

For facious guys for thank you Carrie for stepping up.

For perple Mountain man just steas above.

The fruit.

Got he's the race on p.

And round my way.

From Cee to Shine.

See, dude, did you see the reluctance on Kamala singing that? She was like, dude, this is a moment, and I'm pissed that it's It's Trump's moment.

I'm glad she stepped in and saved that ship because that was Oh that's embarrassing.

That was actually perfect the way that worked out. I think, m hmm.

Absolutely got somebody rather fix that audio before they go to the next the next thing.

So I'm sure they're gonna have some music playing.

Senator Fisher will now introduce the Venediction Clergy. M.

I now call on Rabbi Ari Berman, Pastor Lorenzo Suel, and Reverend Frank Mann to provide prayers of benediction.

What's that old joke a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

M I guess you need a little bit of everybody up there.

Gotta have all the representation.

I feel it.

Where's the fucking hits the representation?

Though?

You know what I mean? Let's get a shaman up there.

Let us pray, Almighty God, your prophet Jeremiah walked the streets of Jerusalem and blessed its inhabitants with the Hebrew words bor kagever bahasseem blessed is the one who trusts in God.

Thousands of years later, this.

Great nation, which had opted these words as its motto, In God we trust, stands at a moment of historic opportunity. Americans are searching for meaning. Our merciful Father, help us rise to meet this moment. Bless President Donald J. Trump and Vice President J. D. Vance with the strength and courage to choose the right.

And the good.

Unite us around our foundational Biblical values of life and liberty, of service and sacrifice, and especially of faith and morality, which George Washington called the indispensable supports of American prosperity. Guide our schools and college campuses, which have been experiencing such unrest, to inspire the next generation to pair our progress with purpose, knowledge with wisdom, and truth with virtue. Hear the cry of the hostages, both American and Israeli, whose pain our president.

So acutely feels. We are so thankful for the three.

Young women who yesterday returned home, and pray that the next four years brings peace to Israel and throughout the Middle East. Almighty God, grant all Americans the opportunity to realize our share dream of a life filled with peace and plenty, health and happiness, compassion and contribution. Stir within us the confidence to rise to this moment. For while we trust in God, God's trust in us the American people, America is called.

To greatness, to be a beacon of lights and a mover of history.

May our nation merit the fulfillment of Jeremiah's blessing. The like a treaty planted by water, we shall not cease to bear fruit. May all of humanity experience your love and your blessing.

May it be Thy will, And let us say a main.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought he was gonna go for forty seventh president.

All right, Heavenly Father, we're so grateful that you gave our forty fifth and now our forty seventh president a millimeter miracle. We are grateful that you are the one that have called him for such a time as this, that America would begin to dream again. And we pray that we would fulfill the true meaning of our.

Creed, that we hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal.

We pray that you use our president.

That we will live in a nation well.

We will not be.

Judged by the color of our skin, but by the content of our character. Heavenly Father, in the name of Jesus, we are so grateful today that you will use our forty seventh president, so we would sing with new meaning, My country tisathee, sweet land of liberty, of the I seen land when my fathers die, land of.

The pilgrim's pride. From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And because America is called to be a great nation, we believe that you will make this come true.

So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops.

Up New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring, or from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Dellaghatties of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snowcapped rockies of Colorado. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous hilltops of California. But God, we're asking you not only that. Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain, Georgia. Let freedom ring from the Calton Mountain of Tennessee. Let freedom ring from every hill and every mole hill in Mississippi, from every state, every city, every village, and every hamlets.

And when we let freedom ring, we will be able to speed up that.

Day all of your children, black men and white men, Protestant and Catholic, jew and gentile.

Will be able to sing in the meaning of that old Negro spiritual free a last, free a last.

Thank you God Almighty, we are free a last.

If you believe what the spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.

Come on, put your hands together and give your.

Great God, great glory. Bro holp me went ah.

He had the power of the Lord going through his veins.

Up.

I'll be straight up, I think white pastors need to get on that level. Okay, you about it. You gotta mean it when you say it. Otherwise, what's the point.

I like it?

My end, this guy, eternal God that joined in our shared hopes and dreams for our beloved. In this sacred moment of the inauguration of President Donald J. Trump and Vice President J. D. Vance, we turn our hearts to you, seeking your divine assistance and abundant blessings.

Upon this pivotal moment in history.

We come before you with profound gratitude for the many gifts you have bestowed upon our land. Thank You for the freedoms we cherish, for the strength of our communities, and for the resilience of our spirit. As our President and Vice President embrace their newly appointed roles, we humbly implore that your everlasting love and wisdom will envelop them, Grant them the clarity of mind to navigate the challenges that lie ahead, and the compassion to serve all citizens with fairness and integrity.

May their hearts be.

Filled with a giving spirit and sincere understanding for those whom they represent. May they be beacons of hope in times of uncertainty, and prophetic voices in defending the dignity of all created life. We pray for a spirit of collaboration to flourish in our government and across our nation, fostering an environment where dialogue and heartfelt listening will prevail over division or discord. May each decision made by our President and Vice President reflect the values of justice and peace.

Amen.

All right, I'm just gonna say this. They should have let the Jewish dude in the cat the dude go first. We let the Pentecostal guy go last.

For obvious reasons.

That was a fucking big old push and then a big drop off of the vibe of the room.

But uh, I just couldn't I just couldn't help but think somebody get fucking Patton Oswalt off the screen right now, dude, Like, I mean, it was a good prayer.

And so it was the Jewish one, but like you know what I'm saying, if you're gonna do that, you're gonna get.

The crowd going.

Ended with a bang with the reverence flee obviously ended with the esteemed reverend going on and quote in MLK that was the vibe man, But all right, bold choice.

Yeah that was a I mean, yeah, I thought it was pretty interesting to have all three of them up there, and I think that, you know, it was a good representation because you know, you have had basically the Jewish guy up there, and then you had the what was it a Catholic was the last one or Pentacosta was the last one.

Like, I'm not sure if he was Catholic or Methodist. I want to say Catholic because of the stole and the fucking Roman collar. However, I have seen Methodist priests also wear that, so I'm not sure. But yeah, it was good representation across the board. I'm with it.

I like it, but yeah, I like it done better.

I liked the reverend. You know, he was basically like, you know, it doesn't matter if you're Jew or Gentile, Catholic or Protestant. Meanwhile, the other people were just like, yeah, it does, it does matter, you know what I mean. It's like the Jews are like, no, there's only one, like there's you're a gentile if you're not a Jew. And then you get the reverends like no, it doesn't matter which one that, you know what I'm saying again, could have been done better.

And then the Catholic and the Jewish, dude, they're very they write down their prayers and they like read it off and like that's the thing.

Your boy.

The Pentecostal guy was free flowing that that was off the cuff early. I'm sure he like prepped beforehand, but he wasn't reading by any means. Like I'm just saying the he could have been in a better order.

Yeah, but I liked it.

I liked it. I'll say, multiple Medal of Honor recipients in the room.

Though.

Saw my boy Dakota Meyern there. Saw there was an army one.

If I'm not mistaken, he's wearing a suit.

But yeah, not to sound crude, but I feel like all three of those people lived up to their stereotypes as far as their religions go.

Like the Jew was all and that's actually a pretty fair assessment.

The Jew was like super nasally, you know what I mean?

Who whoa?

Now hey, now they're known for their schnas. Oh my god, just saying, all.

Right, so here we go.

Who's these people?

Oh?

These are the pleebs again from the Naval Academy. It looks like, all I'm sure they're gonna make so much noise about Melani of Trump wearing black as if she's going to a funeral, and it's like, no, no, she's obviously trying to be a more emo Carmen Sene.

You know what I mean?

I like the fit, not gonna lie I do? Dude, do you think that they're actually I almost feel like they're not like a real marriage.

They've had multiple kids, haven't they have they? I mean, she's she's a playboy centerfold I promise.

Maybe fucking yeah, Baron's her kid.

Ye oh, Baron's hers Okay, damn. I didn't know they've been to the together that long because Baron's like twenty something now, isn't he right?

So I mean they I'm sure that their marriage is a little different than like you're stipped stared typical, you know, mom and dad and bumfuck noere America, because they're both like just on a different caliber as far as that goes. But I don't know. I don't know how like Donald Trump expresses love. I don't I don't know how that goes. I don't know how she expresses love.

She's a very like mono faced type of person.

I don't know.

I tell you what though, I mean, at his age, I'm sure he's experiencing a little bit of a rectile dysfunction, right, it probably goes away if you have a playboy model as a wife. I'm just gonna just gonna assume that.

I mean, I don't know if he does have it. I'm sure your boys got them little blue pills. Or maybe he's got a sponsorship with Blue Chew.

And he's just being low key about it.

I don't know. But uh now, I do think that they are at least a generally yes, they're married and they're doing well type of thing.

Who knows, Maybe they fucking hate each other.

I don't know. Some videos have shown how like Trump goes to kiss her and she doesn't want it, and I don't know. It's it's strange.

They don't do a lot of public displays of affection, that's for sure. No, unlike, did you see that picture? Did you see that picture of.

Obama and Big Mike the other day, like they're sitting at this table. Oh, Mike, I'll pull it up later. It is incredible.

How you know there's Marine Corps one the President's helicopter. No doubt that's pretty Say sorry, but no, it's I was just saying it's incredible. How much more manly Michelle is looking nowadays, like straight up Lebron James. She's a handsome, broad dude, handsome, just like the majority of all of the first Lady got that meat stick slap in lower thigh, man, Yeah you do.

They say it gets harder to hide once they get older.

Dude, it looks like it, honestly, Like I you can't hide that like that is she will dunk on you in a heartbeat.

So does that mean that like elderly trainees just stop looking like Traney's at a certain point, they just start looking.

Like old dudes and old women.

They probably just stopped. They probably just stopped. Give than a fuck, you know what I'm saying.

All Right, So Jonathan, you see all of the military members with those rifles that he's walking through. Yeah, this was a lot of the guys that I served with. This is what they would have been doing. So anybody you see here with the Marine Corps like that, do you just passed? He is stationed at eighth and nine? What is the Navy?

Dudes?

What is what is that gun called with the knife?

Well, it depends most of them are carrying in one grands with the bayonets. I believe the Navy carries nineteen oh threes. I want to say the Army also carries nineteen oh threes. But you stereotypically the weapon.

Of war of World War One or World War two that we.

Don't use anymore, but that we still use them for ceremonial purposes. Like for instance, when I was in the Color Guard in DC, we carried nineteen oh threes for the riflemen for the Color Guard. Meanwhile, every other rifleman on the marching platoons would carry in one grands you know that kind of thing. But we never had bayonets for our rifles. They had them, but we never used them.

So bayonet is the knife that's at the top of that gun.

Then yeah, okay, a bayonet is technically a any type of blade that can be affixed to the end of a rifle. We're gonna get you know, tech, gotcha, Okay, But but yeah, man, this is to answer your question earlier. This is one hundred percent the type of ceremonies and pompacity and all the shit that I used to do. People look at me like I'm crazy whenever I say that my dress blues. My dress blue Alphas with white trow was like my standard. I wore that probably three

Here's gonna hate Tater's gonna potate, you know what I mean.

And also, it's not up to you whether you deploy or not. I mean you were like you were not a reservist.

No, I joined aggri duty to the infantry and then got voluntold to go to DC. I didn't choose that shit. But whatever. You know, people, those dudes who are shitting on me probably didn't even serve. And they're like, you know, their biggest achievement is being like an eagle scout, you know what I mean.

Wow, which is quite the achievement.

Actually it actually is. That sounded like I was shitting on them. The scout's nothing to sniff at or turn your nose up at. But like, if that's your one accomplishment that you're like fifty years old, still ranting and raven about, like your biggest accomplishment was.

Done before you were eighteen.

Crazy bro, My dad was an Eagle Scout. But that's not your dad's highest accomplishment, no thing.

No, that's not the thing, you know what I mean?

Right right?

Anyway, he was a super dork. He was in the Boy Scouts too, he was like twenty one.

They used to be cool, dude, the boy Scouts used to be a respectable organization. They are no longer.

It's not even called the Boy Scouts anymore, do you see that, It's called something else because they got such a.

Bad America right, just the Scouts, because they can accept emails and mails, which, like you know, I understand the move the vibe on that. But there y'all getting wild with how those camping trips play out. Now on the right side of your stringing a door.

Elsewhere in the Capitol, what is going on here in fact that we will see President Donald Trump and First Lady Milania Trump, and former President Joe Biden and former First Lady Jill Biden walking out. This is another one of those set pieces that occur on inauguration days where an outgoing president is bade farewell from the current president.

They're sending the Bidens to California.

It's basically, what is he gonna do? Probably just talk to old old Gavin about things and stuff like. I don't think sending the senile guy to the emergency area is a smart move, but all right.

I have no idea.

Oh that's why did you see that?

Literally he pardoned Biden, literally his like yesterday he pardoned Mark Milly, he pardoned Fauci, he pardoned everybody that was a part of the January sixth committee.

It's like, first of all, how.

Are you going to pardon people who haven't even necessarily been accused of something yet?

Right, tell me you're guilty of a big kabal without telling me you're guilty of being a part of.

A big cabal, you know what I mean.

He just pardoned his whole family too, just like right before this, his whole family. Yeah, his entire family.

This doesn't shock me, honestly, because it's Biden, and because of what these people have been saying they were gonna do leading up to this day. Of course, with the very final day in office, he's gonna do those things and just wipe a couple of sleep it's clean, you know, unreal.

Minutes before Trump's inaugurated, Biden partons his entire family for all crimes that may or may not have been committed beginning on January first, twenty fourteenth.

May or may not have been committed. What the fuck are we talking about?

Dude, just getting a jit get out of jail free card, regardless of if you need to go to jail or not. You just got it in the bank, Like, bro, what But if Trump was to do something like that, oh my god.

I'm gonna be real with you, though, I'm actually happy that Biden did that in a weird way, Like it sounds counterintuitive, but I think that Trump doesn't even need to fucking worry about that kind of shit, Like I don't care what happens to the Bidens from here on out, like that's in the past. I mean, yes, do I

I think I'm with you. I mean, I do want justice to get served, but it's not going to. I never thought it was going to, but now for sure it won't. So you know, at least that chapter is closed. Hopefully we can put a bow on this whole Ukraine situation,

I like that a lot.

And also I know people are gonna shit on him for the whole. How are you going to deploy military to the southern border. Don't you need an Act of Congress? No, you actually don't. The President doesn't need any Act of Congress to send marines wherever the fuck he wants. That's that's what the marines are made for. Actually, So if he was to deploy marines to the southern border and just end this shit. And now as they're talking about terrorism,

And also like the idea that we I was just thinking about this too, like how we never necessarily like we never called the cartels terrorists. You know, I actually believe that the reason why we never did that is because we were using them in the same way that we were using ISIS and all these other terrorists organizations.

It's like, okay, so to be listed as a terrorist, they have to have political motives, and the cartels don't necessarily have political motives. However, dot dot dot when you have massive influxes of illegal immigrants being ferried and coyoted in by the cartels and send them to very specific areas to sway elections that would in fact be political aims, so they could be listed as terrorists. And uh yeah, I'm really excited to see Tier one units start like

This will be fun.

What's up, spirit animal? You got a nice little haircut?

Uh, yes, thank you for noticing.

But no, on the cartels are actually labeled as narco terrorists always since since actually Pablo blew up the plan and everything down in what was his country, Medaine and all Colombia.

Yeah yeah. Uh.

Also Colombia is also the only other nation outside of Africa to actually have a wild hippos because of him.

Yeah, and for a while they were talking about having them here in America, which I'm just gonna be honest.

The meat I want to try is great. I for sure they're like water cows, but they they're evasive and have no natural predators and that.

Would have destroyed Louisiana and Florida.

But anyway, and the most dangerous, the most dangerous animal on the planet too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, Hippos are the most dangerous out of it. You wouldn't think that because they're fat and slow, you know what I mean, But like, fucking you, one of them things get you like you're you would you would hope that a tiger was catching you rather than a hippo, you know.

Yeah. They kill more people every year than any other animal on Earth. And that's not even like a close comparison.

But that's some big ass jaws too.

Dude.

Whoa why is there a hearse?

No, I'm joking. That's not a hearse.

That's not a hearse. Everybody, that was a joke.

Kind of look like it. Oh, by the way, I wanted to throw something else out. I don't know if it's coincidental, but y'all let me know what you think. Right now. As of literally yesterday, so the divisional round of the NFL playoffs just wrapped up, and so now we're going into the AFC Championship in the NFC Championship. Let me tell do you know the teams that are that are representing in the AFC and the NFC Championship. I'll give it to you.

So assuming the it was the new it's not the Redskins anymore. It's something else.

The man see team going to the super Bowl. So well, this is to the to the championships. This is these are the games before the Super Bowl. Let me read off these names of the people or of the teams that are going to Uh hold on, let me click it back over here. Since that that's all done.

I go to the next one after this, and there's like a whole procession.

Oh I mean the video stopped.

Oh okay, fair enough.

But anyway, the teams that are that are still in the playoffs. Check this out and let me see. I want to check your mind to see if you're seeing if there's like a weird rhyme that's going on here. Okay, the Commanders, the Chiefs, the Eagles and the Bills. Is this strange? Think about it? The Commanders and Chiefs, the Eagles and the Bills. What what does that sound like?

I see what you're saying here. I see what you're saying one hundred percent, and I'm not I'm not arguing that this is very strategically done.

First, I'm not even saying that it's necessarily strategic. It could just be like a like a crazy sign of the times, you know what I mean. And we know that the NFL is absolutely rigged. But at the same and it's not to say that these teams suck like they're all really good. Like it's not that like it's not some shitty team that's right through the rings. It's not that crazy to see these these teams go up. But like, you have the commanders and chiefs, what the fuck?

And then you got to have made that official.

You heard about that, yeah, which I thought it always had been, but anyway, and then you got the bills. You got Trump coming into office, gonna make America rich again, right like that's what he's always saying.

The Bills, the Eagles, the Chiefs, and the commander is what the fuck?

Dude, stage go ahead said.

I thought it was the chiefs versus the Bills. And then the Commanders versus the Eagles.

Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, it's it's.

Right.

I was just naming them all. I'm not saying who's basing who. I mean, it's AFC versus NFC. So the AFC would be the Chiefs versus the Bills, and then the NFC is the Eagles and the Commanders. But even still, we have a chance of the Chiefs versus the Commanders in the Super Bowl.

How crazy is that? How many?

How many years has been since the Commanders or the Redskins all school right, has been in the playoffs? Has won a playoff game?

Never thirty three years? Oh, shut off, no way, Okay, So I'm just gonna call it now. I think DC is gonna take it, not because they're good, but because it's the stage and the NFL is rigged. And we know that same way after Katrina, the Saints won, same way as soon as they legalized marijuana in two states, those two states went to the Super Bowl. It's all part of the sabam, you know what I mean. So, uh, it wouldn't shock me the DC takes it all. Although the fucking Bills, dude.

Dude, the Bills are always solid though they're usually always in the AFC Championship that ever since they got Josh Allen because he's just a fucking dog. But uh, but yeah, dude, it's it's just crazy, like strange how like like uh symbolic it is.

Eh, I see it all r right.

So, aside from the NFL, let's break down some of the things that were still and spoke about. He loudly proclaimed that we are going to have the Gulf of America. Okay, I've heard a lot of people shitting on this whole talk. He's talked about it for a couple of weeks, a couple of months. Whatever. That doesn't mean the rest of the world is going to acknowledge that, Like just so we're clear, we can call it what we want. Like, it's not like Germany and Russia is going to start

So yeah, I mean, he's it says that he is ordering the renaming of Golf of Mexico. So and then I was just searching. Also on AP News, says Trump says, you know what, I'll share the screen for all of the good cult members out there. But uh, and this is going to be an article because I was thinking too, like all right, like you can call it whatever you want. Is the rest of the world going to recognize that?

You know?

But it says Trump says that he will change the name of the Golf of Mexico. Can he do that? It says, yeah. President of loc Donald Trump said Tuesday that he would move to try to rename the Golf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, a name he said has a beautiful ring to it. It's his latest

Rather.

So, all right, let's just skip forward. Can Trump changed the name of the Golf of Mexico? Maybe, it says, But it's not a unilateral decision, and other countries don't have to go along. The International Hydrographic Organization, of which both the United States and Mexico are members, works to ensure all the world sees oceans and navigable waters are surveyed and charted uniformly, and also names some of them.

So he basically is.

Mount McKinley to Mount Denali, or he tried to.

He just named it Denali. Yeah, that's and then Trump just and that's what Trump was saying within that, within that speech, that he's going to change it from that to back back to Mount McKinley, because McKinley was the guy that you know, he's like kind of looking up to as far as the tariffs and you know, the business stature and stuff like that.

I've never heard Denali be used for that. I've only ever heard it call Mount McKinley. So that's okay, that's a thing.

Uh thing, Go ahead, Nicholas.

Have y'all seen like that Trump might be renaming the gulf because of like a specific reason, like not like just for the memes or the joke of it, but like there's some sort of like a loophole or something that like if it if he if it's if it's renamed, and it's then the way that it's written about, like things that you can and can't do it, there is no longer. It's kind of like a he's able to like skirt some litigation or or like I forget what it's called.

So it's for the jurisdiction of it.

Yeah, if you if it's like five D chests, like if we rename it also, then that means like we're not in the Gulf of Mexico anymore and those things don't apply.

Oh, I mean, dude, look, Trump is always thinking five D. I know a lot of people like to assume that he's some kind of dumbass or you know, the way that he talks or whatever, But I mean I think that there's nothing that he does that is for not like higher purposes. It's almost like it's almost like he does things in parables in a weird way.

Yeah, because like Biden banned some sort of something with drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, and like, I don't know to what extent, but if he wants to, it was like a faster way to get around something that would be harder to repeal or something like that.

I don't know.

I very well could be. I haven't heard much about that.

As far as the jurisdiction of a name change, however, that wouldn't shock me if there is some sort of a loophole in the law somewhere that allows for that type of thing, one hundred percent. Although talking about the drilling, he was very loud about drill, Baby, drill.

I am super excited about that.

We not just on this show, but a lot of people that think and understand how the world works have been saying that we need to drill American oil. We do not need to be dependent on foreign oil and the whole there was a big talk about this is the long game. We're just gonna take all the oil from the Arabian countries and all these to where one hundred years from now, we're the only ones with oil anymore.

And that's not how it's been been taught to us for forever.

It's not now it's a yeah, it's abundantly clear that we really just need to drill for our own oil and be self sufficient in that regard.

I'm fucking stoked.

There's literally no need to buy from another country what we can create and and you know, get for ourselves. Like I'd never really understood that, Like why are we so worried about buying oil from Saudi Arabia and all these other countries whenever literally it's beneath our own feet, you know what I mean. And so I know that the argument is is that you know it well, it comes across Native American land and and shit like that.

I think agreed. And Okay, the pipeline that runs through Native American land, Dude, the pipeline doesn't hurt anything. Yes, if it busts, if there's a leak, if this, if this, I get it, I get it. That really doesn't happen in America. There is situations in Africa where terrorist groups blow certain pipelines. In Sudan right now, there is a massive basically a lake of oil all over the motherfucker. Yeah, that's not That's not how it works on this continent

I'm not one hundred percent if that's tame.

I mean, if they don't, then they should, I would think so.

But yeah, so I am about it. I'm about the drilling. I'm about the rejuvenation of American industry. I don't know what he means with the manufacturing, the auto worker industry, and that's great.

I want cars to be built here. That's awesome.

I don't know how if that was all humant or if you meant like textiles and other types of manufacturings, I don't know.

I'm excited.

I'm excited to see what he means. Well, I mean, it doesn't mean AI robots building shit. That wouldn't be good if you think.

About it, like, if we're going to be terrifying and charging the fuck out of anybody, you know, any other country in any of their country's products that are coming over here. If if they're going to be just getting tax like crazy on every single product that comes over here, it's going to be more beneficial for them to just build it here. Then, Like I think that that's the point that he's trying to make. He's going to try

I love it. I absolutely love this.

And also how about the uh the uh no more tax right, like the the the taxing of the income. He was talking about the the external Oh wait.

Wait, that doesn't mean we're getting rid of the internal Revenue service. He's saying, we are going to start the external Revenue Service. The RSNT going anywhere.

No, yes, he said, instead, Bro, that's whenever I said, did you see that? He said instead, I didn't.

See that, he said instead. I thought he said we are going to start the ERS.

He said, he's going to start tariffing and taxing all everybody else. It's going to be the external Revenue Service instead of.

The I r S.

That's whenever I mentioned I was like, did you hear that? He said instead.

I must have missed when he said instead, I okay.

We'll see how that goes.

I hope so that would be so sick.

Fucking hope that'd be amazing.

It should be that way. Why why are we getting taxed in every possible way? Like you know, I just I never understood that.

But and that's the other side of it too.

If these tariffs take take hold like he's talking about, I again, hope that the price of goods does not go up to compensate for the lack of tax I hope the tariffs kind of take take you know, the precedents of that. But again, math being what it is, I can't imagine that that will be the case. Like a French company that wants to sell goods here, Yeah, they'll up the price to compensate for the tariff. I don't believe that they will make the French company eat that.

Well, I mean, yeah, I would, I would assume that the price of certain products is going to go up as a result of other countries having to pay tariffs and extra taxes on top of selling whatever they sell. But the point is is that it's like, all right, well, yeah,

No, I would agree. I mean, if it's more money in my check, I can decide what you spend it on. So if I choose to spend it on overpriced milk or overpriced gas or whatever the case is, that's my prerogative. But it's my money to decide where I'm spending it.

You know.

I will hope that that is where it'll shake out. We will see in the uh coming weeks and months.

Zombie, I see you with your hand raise.

What did it do?

Okay?

So I was wondering if you guys, I didn't get to hear all of it. What did he specifically say when it came to was he talking about like vaccines and stuff for military members like they're able to not they're able to say? No, I didn't get to hear all of like specifically what he said, and I was curious about that.

So he basically said that he is going to remove the social experiment aspect out of the military, and that kind of played into the hole. There's only two genders conversation, but He also made a mention that the numbers that were kicked out due to them refusing to get the COVID vaccine will be reimbursed and back paid and reinstated at their appropriate ranks.

So that is a bold claim.

Now, I didn't see anything about people who might be suffering as a result of the vaccine that they took, but as far as trying to do right by the service member that stood up for themselves rather than just fell in line, that is something that it seems to be going down.

I'm curious to see if a part of the social experiment is about allowing them to no longer, you know, test to people in the military, like hey, I have this vaccine, We're going to give it to a certain population or not. So I'm curious to see if that's actually something, or if the VA will finally, after all the research that out will finally allow US veterans to be able to claim the actual truth about getting so many vaccines and how it's changed a lot of our

I think he was he was mainly talking about the COVID vacs though, wasn't he He wasn't talking about all the other vaccines.

He wasn't. But with that in that direction, to Ravenlee's point here, I hope that they do that, especially like, for instance, golf war syndrome. They pushed and pushed and pushed and said that that was not a thing. They're making it up whatever until the point where it was undeniable. Now the VA to recognize it. The same way that she's talking about these tests two or test tube situations,

I'm hoping that he doesn't just talk about it.

He is about it.

If we are to look at his track record from his last term, that is about what he does.

So I don't know. He's talking about how we are about to enter a golden era. He's talking about a strong military that doesn't actually have any wars to fight. I like the sound of that as well. I don't know.

I want to get over to the chat real quick. And there's a meme, Yeah, we got a lot. There's a meme that the spirit animal posted, what a savage he goes, y'all, South Louisiana is about to experience an Arctic freeze. My question is when we wake up and put salt on our driveway, do we add garlic and onion powder? And Tony's too, just wondering because we're new to this.

I'm gonna be honest with you, Samuel. If you're gonna throw the salt, you might as well throw the Holy Trinity in there as well.

And you gotta have a little room.

For the pope, which is garlic. And also people say that celery is a part of that holy Trinity. I respectfully disagree. It is, in fact, onions, garlic, bell peppers. That's about it. Yeah, I agree, um so, and you ain't lying, dude. They're talking about six inches of snow at my house. You want to talk about give me the red ass, dude, I'm so mad I could fuck it's bit. It's bad.

Yeah.

They're talking about like shutting down school for Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.

As of right now, Tuesday its shut down. And they're talking about because the roads frozen Wednesday, Wednesday's happening. We will see if they fall that the roads fall out on their own before Thursday. And here's the deal, y'all. We have no infrastructure to handle that shit pretty much in any of the Southern states. So like, once it snows, that ice starts to melt a little bit, then the sun goes down and it re freezes to that solid layer of ice, and we have real black ice on

Got to you gotta do some things. But yeah, it's gonna be.

It's gonna be one of the most things that's ever happened, dude, spirit animal.

Yeah, it's supposed to complete.

It's supposed to snow down here on Wednesday, and they're trying to say, yeah, we're gonna want you to be at the store at seven am. And I'm like, if that motherfucker snows, my ain't driving.

I ain't built for that shit.

This is the South.

It's supposed to be one hundred and twenty five degrees with a case of swamp pass, not this freezing your nuts off.

Yat.

No, throw throw some chains on them tires there, Sam, I don't look, we.

Don't have that here.

Dude.

I don't know how how I would even do that. If you want to know how you can go land suffing, I'll.

Tell you how to do that.

Well, I can't tell you how to drive a fuck of chains.

On your tires. Yeah, it's it's gonna be a thing.

Uh.

And nobody in Louisiana or anybody in the South has a snowmobile. Those things are clutch whenever, whenever you need them.

That would be a crazy thing to have, dude.

All right, So back to the comments over here, Whisker Nips I love the name says that Biden looked fake as hell. I mean, I don't know what what model Biden that was, but it was not the tip top shape of Biden one for sure.

I think that was the final addition. To be honest with you, this is the final They're not gonna clone him anymore. They don't need to hire any more actors, so like, he's just gonna slowly deteriorate and then I wouldn't be shocked if in the next twelve months he dies. Honestly, I'd be shocked if.

I win that long. If it went twelve months, I'd be like Wow.

The only reason I'm saying that is because, like, look how long they wheeled Jimmy Carter around until he finally kicked the bucket, you know what I mean.

I feel bad for that guy. They can Yeah, I felt bad for him. I was just like sad watching that. You know, Like, if dude, if I ever get to that vegetative state, like where I literally can you wipe my own ass? Fucking take me out? Dude, Like I don't want to be there.

That sounds like a fate worse than death to be a vegetable this somebody start pulling plugs please on me.

And somebody just like pumped me full of DMT at that point, you know, let me just experience oneness with the universe for a couple of last moments until I just fade into the abyss.

Bro.

But what if it's a negative experience. You want your last moments on earth to be that?

Fuck it? You know, go out guns blazing.

Yeah, I would rather go out with actual guns blazing.

But I feel you you know, everybody's got the thing, Nicholas.

I was thinking, I don't know if I had mentioned it ever before, but the kind of like at the theme of the year, a little bit like two big events that involved the same kind of I don't know, you know how it was like the peanut the squirrel, right, that was like big, a big thing, right, and then Jimmy Carter was like the peanut President. It was like, you know, both like peanut related things that were in the news. Oddly enough, kind of recently.

I wonder what that means the peanut.

I know, I mean, could it be referring to some sort of a you know, could it be.

Referring to the acorn or the pine cone or the I'm just getting weird.

Now, are you gonna start making the walnut peanut comparison next? I mean, I get it could be.

I don't know, Samuel, it's funny y'all bringing this up.

Oh, there's an episode in American Dad about the Peanuts Society. It's a it's a funny, uh episode, but it's so it's set up with Jimmy Carter and is in it. The Peanut is a it's like almost the the God type thing, but it's a secret society.

I haven't watched it in a while, but it shit.

They try to kill the entire Smith family and everything turns out stand was a part of it. So it's a really wild wide and I just can't help but to think that that the fact that Jimmy Carter died, there was a peanut squalled died this year, and then that I've watched that. I haven't watched it in a while, but that episode it just.

Kind of brought everything back. I think it was kind of funny.

Also, I can't remember who it was, but uh, he had the guy that they say created peanut butter. Uh actually probably did not really commit did not actually invent it.

Yeah, George Washington Carver, he got credit for it, but I mean, don't get me wrong, he did in fact discover like five hundred uses for the peanut, and I get that. But I mean somebody taking peanuts and boiling them and then smushing them together to make a paste that that wasn't like.

It's probably been done since the caveman days.

I mean, since people dug up peanuts and started eating them and realize what, you know, oh shit, you could eat this root. That's wild. But like, well, I was just I'm not trying to detract from the incredible innovations that he also made with the same thing, you know.

I was just looking it up. And it says in occult traditions, because I always like to understand the occult meaning, especially something like as obscure as like a peanut, you know, but it says could in occult traditions. A peanut is often associated with abundance, prosperity, and longevity, particularly in Chinese culture, where they're scene as a symbol of good fortune and are frequently gifted during the lunar New Year to represent wealth and look the round shape symbolizes family unity and

There you go, right, Peter Carter.

Alright, p to the peanut man.

So many people had so much shit to talk on him while he was but as soon as he.

Died, he was a great man. He was a great president.

It's like, bro, two years ago, y'all are dog walking him for the lack of anything he did with his time in office. But now that he's dead, all of a sudden people want to give him honorific.

I mean, same thing happened with Michael Jackson.

I didn't.

I'm still very much where I was when he was alive.

But you know, I'm just saying, the majority of the world, or at least the majority of the people in this country, were like, oh, Michael Japan, he's a racist, or not a racist, he's a rapist rather, and you know, he's fucking little kids. And as soon as he dies, he was just the modern pop culture of art. You know, it's like putting him up as a symbol and shit. And it's like, dude, why you gotta wait until somebody dies to start being nice to him? You know what I'm saying, Like it's just weird.

I mean, I've never knocked his musical genius or his performance, and like, you know, being the showman that he was, thousand percent, I'll give respect and props on that where it's due. He was still a very very weird motherfucker, and you know that can't be overstated, honestly.

One of the weirdest people to ever exist. Then you have a statue of Hitler in his home allegedly. I don't know, I haven't seen that, but that's allegedly.

My bad.

So the Tim Gait pro said, fuck out of here, Joe and the Hoe. It's motherfucking time to.

Go, dude.

Yo.

Joe Biden looked just sad the whole time. He just looked bummed out. Kamala, she was big mad. She's just sitting there, even when Carrie Underwood had to save the day because their audio didn't work. Which also, you literally have a live band, yo, you think that they don't have some sheet music They could just pull up real quick and pick up the slack, but no, no, Carrie had to step in and a cappella that bitch, which

It's like, yeah, yeah, I bet you didn't sing that.

I was thinking that too. She's like, she's like, I I'm gonna pretend like I know what the fuck I'm doing up here.

But and not to beat a dead horse, but the the order of precedence of the religious figures that they had towards the end, I think that could have been done better. I'm just saying so.

GQ said something very interesting. This is going back to the people that believe that Trump is also a clone or also a double or something like that, but for the Antichrist. But GQ said something. It says, this is the lame Trump. He ain't the fun one. Dano said he's being careful not to incite a riot. GQ said,

Give him time to cook give him time to cook. He's starting this off. This is literally the first hour of his time in office. He's he's not trying to get the people all rolled up and start wild ship in the streets right now, I could see him trying to play it a little closer to the chest.

Give him a month, let him cook.

He'll be back to the whole talking shit about China, right I could maybe Nicholas.

I don't know if y'all saw. And for the record, I don't think Trump is a clone and anything like that, but I don't know if y'all saw this. I just know that y'all will probably find it interesting being conspiracy minded, and you know, I'm all all for Trump. Light of the light, that all that stuff. But symbolically, he did not have his hand on the Bible when he got sworn in, apparently. I don't know if y'all caught that or saw anything about it.

Well it didn't.

But yeah, his hands down on he has his hand up, other hand on the side, and Lannie is holding holding the Bibles like this and he does not have his hand on top of it.

What could that mean?

Hold on, let's look it up.

Let's look at touching it at all.

Hold up now, I'm I'm gonna look up on YouTube right now Trump swear in.

I wonder if he was holding the Torah.

Oh, he wasn't touching anything.

Let's see.

Hold on, hold on, we got.

I'm not too terribly upset about that. Or I'm not too terribly upset about that, by the way.

I just.

The handing on the Bible or the Torah, which one, you not the fact that it's not swearing on anything in particular in general?

Oh, that has no bearing over Like.

I mean, how many people have sworn on the Bible and then they go back on it anyway, So who really cares?

Or I mean, as long as his hand's not on the Satanic Bible and he's swearing to that one, he's not touching anything, then like I'm.

Good, yo, Jonathan, give me the ability to share the screen, homie. Trump is now speaking an indifferent venue. I think we could, uh, we could all listen in see if he says any more things that would lead credence to things or stuff.

So oh yeah, I'll pull it up here.

That's not that's the one. Here we go.

Oh you got it?

Okay, I want to cheat, so they had it where voter idea wasn't accepted. But now if you even asked for this is seriously a bill that was just saw in the past and in their legislature, and it was signed. And I think when we get things cleaned up and we get back to a little bit of normalcy, I'm going to ask the Speaker to really get involved because I think we would have won the state of California, because you know, if you look at my numbers with

I get lucky.

Oh he's in the house.

Lucky Supposing I said you now he's not here. But the governor of Texas has done a terrible job.

Wow, look at you. You mean we couldn't get you up in the front row. I'll tell you. Supposing I said, JD. The governor of Texas is not doing his job. You heard what I said. Say I didn't know you were there.

I said, he's doing he's doing a great job.

He's doing a phenomenal job. But now you're going to have a partner that's going to work with you, because you didn't have not only didn't they have a partner, he had people selling you. All right, we have a fence structure that we worked on. The governor worked on with me, and I didn't love it, to be honest with that. Oneed a nice precast concrete, you know, forty fifty.

Feet like a beautiful could have been a T shaped. Why shape?

I love construction. I wanted that sucker to go maybe fifty sixty feet. It would have looked beautiful, a nice y shape. And they said the problem, said, they climb that like a rabbit. I said, what do you mean?

No way? And they brought some of these guys out. They climbed it.

Touch and the other thing is you hit it with acid and the thing will disintegrate. You know, they have things for concrete, so they needed very hard.

And steel, very special steel.

And then they did seven thousand pound concrete inside that steel. You're inside that steel. And then they have a rebar that's the toughest steel made, very hard to cut. So this is why very little is cut. I mean, it's right and then they put an anti climb panel on top.

I hated it.

I said, it's so unattractive, and I said, why would that work? I don't believe it works, And I went to watch the Border patrol gave it display. We had actually two sets of climbers, the guys that climb up walls with drugs on their back. I mean they got like sixty seventy pounds of drug and they go as fast as you can walk.

They go up.

Or we have Mount Everest type climbers, and honestly, the drug guys were much better. I couldn't buy the drug as blew them away right, cocaine that the anti lime panel, they couldn't get around it.

They just couldn't want it. You didn't have it.

So sometimes you sacrifice beauty for efficiency, and we did so.

We built this wall and we had we built over five hundred miles of wall. That's why we had such good numbers.

The famous chart that came down very thankfully, the chart they came down on my right, Governor.

Had I not looked over there, I'm not speaking right now. You might be speaking there. You want to know the truth.

You JD got a lot of great people in this party, but it was I got very lucky. But we had the best numbers we've ever had. But I thought, you know what happens is when you fill it up, it's like water.

You fill it up. Now we have five hundred and seventy one miles of wall, and.

They would always say, you know, when we renovated a wall, so they'd be like a piece of plywood sitting there for sixty years, or a two by four sitting for sixty years on the ground and rotting because you know, and they say.

You didn't build a new wall.

Here, we're building fifty feet up in the air, thirty feet sections, fifty foot sections, all steel, all concrete, all everything, and all by the way.

They don't even want me to say this, but what the hell doesn't take that long time? They were all wired for all of the equipment.

We put wires in everything so they can easily wire for all the different types of equipment. Said, if there's a doubt, we have a wire whenever we just look. You just find the wires all over the place up top, so we could just hook it up. We don't have to have wires on the outside, which wouldn't do too well, right, so anyway, so we built an extra two hundred miles of wall, and the governor wanted to buy it. He tried to buy it, and they wouldn't sell it to him.

And that's when I realized they wanted open borders.

And that's what I realized, that people are going to come pouring through the wall like nobody's ever seen before. But you've seen it. A lot of you are here because of that. I made it my number one issue. They all said inflation was the number one issue. I said, I disagree. I think people coming into our country from prisons and from mental institutions is a bigger issue for the people that I know, and I made it my

Then he did an unbelievable job. I'll tell you, he was a very popular.

Governor, but now he's like an unbeatable governor because of your border policies.

He was tasting and he really was.

You know, how are you going to have the dude in the wheelchair and not be in the front row.

That's shitt He's a great man, great leader, and but it did make him very more.

Did you do it?

You didn't do that foot politics. You did it because you want to do the right thing.

But I'll tell you it's sure as he'll work for politics too. It's self preservation, that's right.

Bye bye, Biden.

Because the people are demanding it.

The people of Texas are demanding it, The people are demanding it all over so anyway, so we built it, and they wouldn't let us use it. They wouldn't let the governor use it, and other governors, they wouldn't let him use it.

But he was the leader of the pack and did a great job.

And then we heard about a month ago that not only wouldn't they let it use it, they were selling it. They were going to sell it for five cents on the dollar. Now five cents in the dollar then, but today it would courts more than twice as much to build because we bought it like six years ago, and it was just sitting on the ground, and that does not do well for the whole thing.

But it was just sitting on the ground.

And I heard about it, and I called the governor, and I called a lot of people, you, attorney general, and here's the story. They were going to buy it, and these are great business people. They were going to buy it for five cents on the dollar or less. And they were calling us up, we'll sell it to you for two hundred cents on the dollar. In other words, it will cost you twice as much. So it's two hundred cents on the dollar. I said, can someone explain

You'd think?

They say, maybe we'll sell it to you for twenty cents, thirty cents, but not two hundred cents. So they were going to buy something for five cents, and they were going to sell it to us for a fortune. They're going to make it be They have it down that in Fortune magazine that put it up the deal of the year. Okay, you buy something like that. But it was so corrupt and so horrible. And when we told that to the administration, they didn't care. They just kept

Think of it, like twenty times what they paid. And we wouldn't let it happen.

And the governor with his attorney general, Ken Paxson, they made a fantastic the good lawyer.

He's pushing around pretty good by people, right. He said, you get that, you got a great attorney general. They should leave them alone.

He was with me, But Ken and the governor went to court and a judge actually became incensed and actually called for an investigation how kind a thing like this happened?

So he stopped it. So we're waiting to put that wall up, and now that you have a new president, that wall will go up so fast.

The governor will complain, sir, this is greg abbit, Sir, Please, the wall is going up too fast.

Please don't do that.

You know the story about winning. No, no, we're going to win too much. We're winning too much. Please, people always love that one.

We'll do this with the wall. Governor Abbitt calls, sir, the wall is going up too fast. We can't take it. We just can't take it. No, I think you'll be very happy if the wall goes up too fast. Right, But we'll get that, dude, and we'll work with you on that. But it was a great.

Decision by a great Texas judge, right, and it was beautiful, beautiful to watch. We see stopped them right in their track. I mean they were literally loading the stuff under truck.

It was terrible. Honestly, it was terrible, and he wouldn't take it.

So I'm so glad I mentioned that they have a really good governor in Texas, and I swear I didn't know he was here.

I swear to you. It sounds like a setup. I didn't know you would end. Did I get lucky?

I said the right day, because there weren't been moments when I wasn't so happy with him, you know, but not too many, I can tell you that.

So it's good to see you too, Governor. Great. But I just want to thank everybody you've been in I recognize so many of you. It's so crazy. But this has been a long journey.

This was a journey that started in twenty fifteen, probably started twenty years before that. People used to say, you're going to run for president. You're going to run, run, run, and I always said no, no, no, I don't want And then one day I said, let's give it a shot. And what I talked about then was the border too. I think it probably was the number one issue for me.

We fixed the border, it was totally fixed.

There was nothing to talk about twenty twenty, by the way, that election was totally rigged.

But these are the that's okay, yo, it was a rigged election.

Here some people like, oh yea.

They are showed how it competent and frankly, historically this is a much bigger of it.

If that would have gone like it should have.

The only the bad thing about it is some bad things happened, like a lot of people in our country that wouldn't be in our country right now. So you know, that's that's the bad part. But I will say that it started in twenty fifteen, and right from the beginning, we went to the top the day one they announced Trump, and Trump went to number one and stayed there for the whole primary, and then we took on Hillary. Didn't look too happy today, a very nice person. But we

And because of that, I said to Milania, what do you think?

And she said, you want to do this again, and had we lost, and had I thought we lost, I wouldn't do it again because that's like the ultimate poll, right, But.

I knew how well we did, and this time we made it too big to rig.

It was so big. They tried, They tried, They tried, like how in the butt.

They tried, They tried to do it, and around nine oh two they gave up. Last time, they did bad things. At this time they just said, you know, I don't know if you saw mister speaker in Washington. They had placards, they were all set to march. They thought it'd be closer. A gentleman asked me, A very respected gentleman asked me yesterday, how come the polls were so wrong. They showed you

So when you call somebody from Trump, who are you voting for? They say, it's none of your business, I'm not telling you.

And that was probably forty percent of the people they called, so they would discard that one, and they didn't show that, and then when the election happened, you know, the vote came and it was much different, much higher than we're going to win.

But they thought, they really thought, they couldn't believe that one man's I mean, it was so much high. We won all seven swing states.

We won the popular vote by millions of votes, which is hard for a Republican.

I'll tell you who came through.

The unions came through.

The auto workers were great, the Teamsters were great, the firemen were great.

I think every almost every union was great. The only one they weren't great.

Although the Republican to win the union vote, that's fucking massive.

And the Teamsters, the head of the show O'Brien, the head of the Teamsters, was fantastic, but generally speaking, the head of the union against Trump. But the union would be with us for like eighty eighty five percent. Look what we did with the other workers in Michigan. Look what we did with the teamsters. The Teamsters were unbelievable. They were a solid Democrat vote and they voted for Trump. So we had a great experience. This has been Now we have to go to work and get it done because.

We have to do something that's going to be great. We're going to turn our card.

Feet around and we're going to turn it around fast.

And I think this was a better speech than the one I made upstairs. Okay, I think this was better.

JD.

I think this was much better. And I got to see my friend. So Governor, take care of yourself. You call me, we'll start working.

You know what that means with him, He's going to be calling me tomorrow morning at about sick.

And I said, how about next week? You call me and we're going to get it started real fast. Will really help you a lot. You've done a fantastic job protecting something it's not supposed to be for the States, and an amazing job you've done. Thank you very much. And I want to thank everybody. And I have a first lady who's been incredible alas too. I shouldn't say this. I'm going to get hell when I say this. But her feet are absolutely aching.

You know, those heels.

And we thought we were leaving, we were going home, sir, would you be able to go down and say hello to some of your other fans that are here?

I said, oh, I didn't know that.

Well, did you get to see pretty clearly?

The picture.

I hope good.

That's good, but because you wouldn't want to make the safe speech again, right, But she said, darling, I.

Love you so much, but my feet are killing me.

I said, honey, let me just see how far as I asked the person, Oh, not that long, maybe four or five hundred yards.

That's five football fields. He said, can you make it? She said, We're going to and make it no matter.

What, We're gonna make it because we have to get by, right. And then we went out to the helicopter just prior.

To this and said goodbye, and I said custom And the wind is blowing like crazy, and with the hat that she's wearing, she almost blew away.

We almost lost off her. She was being elevated off the grounds.

She almost blew away.

Now, so we all appreciate it because he's been a great first lady, a beautiful.

And a great place.

And they love our first lady, you know, JD. Whenever I make a sweet I see hundreds.

Of times we love our first lady and they do and they should. She's great.

So I just want to thank you, thank you very much. I just want to thank everybody. And I felt that I said to JD.

Should we give him the A treatment, the B treatment, see the D or the F you know what the F is. Hello, everybody, thank you for being here.

Bye bye. I gave you the A plus treatment. Thank you, Thank you all, Thank you Governor, thank you all very much.

Appreciate it.

Okay, So I don't even know if this was planned or not. He said it wasn't, but like who really knows. But yeah, he's still being a statesman of it, still making his victory lap right now, He's gonna make his way to.

The White House and again give some words.

And have a processional, and it will be a whole thing.

Probably from like a lot of the people that came to see him that didn't get to see the like og original part because it was inside or whatever.

And he's just like giving him a little bit of love or whatever.

I could see that for sure.

Dude, do you feel like Milania could be an alien?

Like?

Have you looked at her like national?

Yes?

I don't mean like that, but just like the shape of her eye in her head, like her face, it's just very alien like. Yeah, you don't.

You don't get that on a solo, you'd be right.

Look at people from Eastern Europe. That's an indicative trait of them.

So like, yeah, she looks like a cat person. I want her to be a cat person all the way. Come comfort me in the time of need, Malanya or not, Malanya, I don't want to take her.

But you know, look at people from Estonia, you look at people from Macedonia, you look at people from Ukraine. Yeah, that's kind of an indicative thing. Certain facial features. I wouldn't say alien, but I see what you're I see what you're getting at for sure.

None of this dimension is is technically what I mean.

Oh my god, Jonathan, you are you are in one of the most incredible people I've ever met.

You know what I mean, one of the most one of the most most.

I said incredible. I didn't just leave it open ended.

I'm trying to be positive.

I was thinking you were going to go there.

But anyway, all right, well that was fun.

You know, while watching I'm happy that nothing happened. I mean, knock on wood.

Well, as of now, we still got more things to come. Who knows that there's gonna be some wild shit pop off.

And you saw Biden getting on his plane for his send off back to the fucking geriatric center.

Yeah, well, he's going to California, which I'm not gonna lie. I kind of thought that he would go back to his home state.

They I hear California has really good old folks homes out there is where.

A really good smelt population. Maybe he's going there for the fishing.

I don't know.

Well, he smelted and delt it with the smell fish off there.

Wearing that diaper sagon low, so it's very possible. Be on the same page here, dude.

So back to the chat over here, Matt said, Trump's in this bitch x RP to the moon.

Let's go, baby.

If it hits a thousand, if it hits one thousand dollars a ripple, I'm cashing out and starting the Colt compound. Let's go baby. Fuck Yah, let's go. I bought a lot, well, not a lot, a lot, like, not as much as I'm sure Nick and everybody else that got in on it early, but I got into it and my average is going pretty good right now. We'll see where it goes. But if it goes up to one thousand, I'll be helping with that called compound. There's no doubt about that.

You can pretty well guarantee double digits. So if that sells you anything, I would it's probably safe to assume.

But it's not just the coins. The stock market's about to skyrocket. The industries are about to skyrock. And this happens after certain political people take officill notice when I'm not gonna throw sides or names, it's not for me, but I'll say, when a certain side of the aisle takes office, usually things take a massive dip, and when the other side of the aisle takes office, things usually

Oh yeah yeah. And and then he said, well then it goes on. GQ said, just bought more last night talking about xrp uh. Fuck the banks. It's all in coinbase now. That's the way I think it should be. I agree, I think that that is I was I was against I'm not gonna say I was against it, but I was like hesitant to put a lot of money into XRP or really any of the cryptocurrencies or anything like that, because I'm like, dude, I could I would love for that to become like a new currency.

Yo.

I'm still got sea Span pulled up on my on my end right now.

They are dragging Biden for his executive Order of clemency preemptively for Fauci and his whole family. Wow, who is dragging? Additionally, Sea Span themselves are pulling up all of the They're pulling up different tweets from people or ex I don't know what you would call it a tweet these days.

Is at an X?

Is it a I don't know, but anyway, they're pulling up all these things from people. They actually had the actual executive Order of Clemency pulled up with Joe Biden's name on it and all this stuff.

C Span is traditionally a very left leaning news outlet.

For them to be dragging Biden for this as pretty crazy, and they're saying it was hours like this morning. He did it, not yesterday, not lasting office, no no, no. Literally, on his way to lose his job, he made sure to do this. The ink is still wet on the papers as they're saying, so wow, that's wild.

One thing that I think that I've I've definitely started to notice is that a lot of the people that were heavily against him in the first term, I feel like, are really starting to turn like and turn their back on the old New World Order, and more so in the Trump court, which kind of makes me a little hesitant. I'm wondering why they're doing that because they were so heavily against them. Maybe they just finally pulled their head

Uh.

But that's also because they thought and hoped that he would be a passing fad and it wouldn't go back to bite them in the ass. I think a lot of people are also understanding that this time around, he has nothing left to lose. He's got no uh, He's not trying to win the hearts and mind so that he can get reelected again. No, no, he's coming in

I I'm happy to see it, but also you could see.

How people phase change. This is this is they took off one mask and put on another. That's it's it's the way politics works.

Matt said, let's go constitutional carry across the nation. That was something that he had mentioned, right, like, that's that's going to be a thing.

I don't know why people aren't carrying at all times anyway, regardless of whether the laws in your state allow it. I'm just that's just me. I know I'm crazy for that. I carry twenty four to seven, so I get that I'm a little biased in that. But dude, with the way the world is going these days, why wouldn't you like what's stopping you from doing that and protecting yourself and taking responsibility for your own protection.

I don't I don't understand it.

Mario said, as a military vet who was raised in Mexico born in Texas, I agree cartels need to be dealt with illegal immigrants need to be sent back. Are people are in line trying to come here the correct way, And that's that's something that I feel like, for some reason, the people who are pro just allowing people to just flood in here, like you understand that you are shitting all over the people who are trying to do it the right way. Like that's that's how disrespectful it is.

It's like, how ridiculous is that. I've told the story about my boy who is in the army. I was in the Marines. We served kind of in the same time in Washington, d C. Right, I talked about how he won the lottery in his country. That lottery was a six year work visa. First thing he did when he got to us oil is joined the army and earned his citizenship. Then he brought his whole family over, Like, yo, that is amazing. What a beautiful story of kind of

These people that are just coming across the look, I get it.

They're trying to go for a better life. They don't see another option and all these things. That is a pain in the ass process to do it the right way. And okay, fine, all empathy towards that.

That's also not America's problem.

We are the greatest nation on earth because we have certain standards that must be uphailed. And that's I'm sorry. Life's not fair for everybody. You gotta come in the right way or you're not allowed to be here.

I'm sorry. We are a nation of rules and walls.

How about flap Jack Johnson saying I have a raging freedom boner right now.

I'm sorry, same same, I'm rocking the American flag pgs right now. So I saw that with you. This is a day for America anyway.

Matthew Lane said, Kansas City versus Washington commander in chief ritual for Trump.

I don't see why not. I don't see why not, although I stand by it.

I actually am gonna go probably on a fan duel or what's a what was a Caesar spedding app?

Whatever the fuck?

They got, all them, gonna put it all in Washington to win it all right now, Probably do a you know, I'll do a three pick parlay. I'm gonna do both the championship games and the Super Bowl. We'll see how it goes.

I'll be cheering for the commander or for the Washington commanders too.

Dude.

They got Jaden Daniels quarterback out of LSU.

Let's go baby all day. Oh, I didn't know that.

I actually don't usually watch football or care about it. You know this, But I'm just gonna call it now.

If we do, in fact know that the NFL is listed as entertainment not athletics, which is a fact. We did a whole episode about this and seeing is how so many things are going down in so many plays like the Bills, I would like to see them win. Don't get me wrong, just because the fan base, the Bill's Mafia, they're fucking psychopaths. I mean that with love. I mean that with love.

Oh yeah, the best kind of psychos.

But like, dude, I just watched this guy. He's an emt up in that area. Pretty Much every time the Bills play, they have to have multiple ambulances on standby because they are going to have people get back in shoulder injuries from throwing themselves from like five stories up onto tables. Because that's the thing with the Bill's Mafia. It's like for that type of fan base, for that type of like real hive mind mentality of like fuck, yeah, let's go.

I gotta respect it, man, get the boys a win.

But oh yeah, because it's the stage.

I'm kind of thinking DC's gonna take it all.

Yeah, I could see that. M Matt said he should be like, oh, and the CIA killed Kennedy at the last second.

I think RFK is going to get in and even though it has nothing to do with the job that he is listed as doing. I still think he's gonna go up in there and turn up the heat and start the blender, if you will. I just see him stern shit up.

Casey said, if he can get a quarter of what he said done, America will be better. Agreed. Yeah, I mean it's a lot of promises and a lot of great promises. And I mean he's talking about like, welcome to the Golden Age of America. I'm like, fucking I'm happy to be alive in this time. If that's for real, you know, one hundred percent.

I saw a comment earlier that said, like, yo, with the cartails being listed to terrors, where my weed guy gonna get his stuff from bro We grow it here, it grows everywhere. There's multiple states that have made it legal and all this stuff. You know, I'm not worried about this. It's gonna be fine.

I've been smoking the legal shit in Texas from all the weed dispensaries. It's not even necessarily weed dispensary. It's not I mean, it's weed, but it's not weed, you know what I mean. But I don't know it works the same for me, Matt said. Everyone welcomed Canada as the newest State of America.

Oh, I will say this also with Greenland being brought up, I just recently found that out. Did you know Greenland is a part of the Denmark Commonwealth.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's wild off of some old like Nordic law that got put down and then taken away, and then after World War two kind of got done again. It's I had no idea that Greenland was like subservient or in somehow connected like that to to That's why.

Supposedly Denmark is open to talks with that. Did you hear about that?

I mean, look, I don't think we could take it on as another state because then it's its own inherent problems. But like a new US territory, I am mad at it. It's very cold in Greenland. It's basically a giant iceberg where like not many people live. They don't have much industry, but it's a very strategic location in the north. So like Okay, Canada also becoming the fifty first state. I

I like that.

It can't be you can't be so nice though while you're doing that.

Unfortunately, you know, Canada gets a weird reputation for being overly nice. If you look at the war records from units that do get sent overseas, Canada is some war crime committing motherfuckers. Like they are so nice until they have to not be, and then all bets are off. Like I'm talking slit and throats, dude, snaping necks and cash and checks. It's actually pretty inspiring.

Oh dude, Well, I mean an event like you can only be so nice for so long until it just bottles up and then you just got to release that, you know what I mean?

You know they everybody looks at Normandy, the beaches at Omaha Beach, American troops, yeah, all the things, all the respect. If anybody ever looks at what the Canadian troops did during World War Two and how they were not known for taking any prisoners like minimal if any. Yeah, Canada is not the ones to fuck around with whenever you

GQ said, medbeds, come on, medbeds. You know what's funny about that is that our boy, Matt Rife has been in talks with other people who are basically going to be implementing the Rife machine with the medbed which actually does make a lot of sense. So he said, you know, just stand by. It's he's in talks with that right now. So I don't know how long that's gonna take, but it seems to be something that's in the work. So

Oh dude, he Matt Rife is one.

Of those people that is involved in so many different things that like it's insane that his brain is working at that high of an rpm.

You know what I mean.

And I'll say this, I have been using the rife machine at my house pretty much daily for the past few weeks.

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Very worth on that, very worth it. And you do get ten percent off if you've used our promo code. But but yeah, uh, what else do we got to do? Spirit animals said, China don't want the smoke. We just fly condoms over again and mess with their egos and then eagle screech freedom rings.

Indeed, indeed, uh yeah, And I saw somebody else put like condoms that are way too big for them and shit or try to fuck with their birth rates again. Look, they already did that to themselves. They they screwed themselves out of their own birth rates. We really don't need to help them on that regard.

That'd be fucked up to send over a bunch of trojan magnums over there.

Tell them it's Trojan magnums, but it's the size of your pinky.

Make him feel that's fucked up.

M m mmm.

Where else do we go?

Dude?

That is crazy? Oh yeah, it was great about how Carrie Underwood was just started going straight up a cappella over there. Dude, that was great. I love the way that worked out, just like sentimental. I think, like of the moment, it couldn't have like it was a beautiful mistake, I thought, the way that works.

Wait, what is Trump doing now?

He looks like he's signing executive orders into office as we speak, already share the screen. One moment another shit.

Nicholas, go ahead before we get that started.

Though, I was gonna say to you, I don't know if you'll saw Trump talking the other day about how day won in office. He was gonna be like giving some explanations for the drones and stuff. So I'll be interested to see what he actually says about them.

Oh I hope, so, thank you, sir. What is happening, I'll turn it upstood.

If they take control of the government, let's do that.

That's important.

I think I think we have fifteen commissioned chairman and acting chairman.

Wointments said, good commissioned chairman, chairman. He was number one at harbor LS.

You know what I mean.

Good counsel.

They have something again, fucking Chuck Chumers over there. Lastly, we have a proclamation ordering on all future inauguration days, including this inauguration day, that flags shall be float at full nast.

Very important.

He does have excellent penmanship. By the way, have you seen that.

For the amount of things that he had to sign? You know what I mean? This is so good.

The temperature was seventy degrees.

There's something to.

The good acoustics.

Yes, all right, that much. Okay, So that was basically him signing the paperwork to put himself into this position, basically signing the signing the order, if.

You will, taking control of the government was one of them. Yeah, yeah, it's probably the standard ship that they all do. Yeah, all right. Uh spirit animals said in bull fighting in Spain, they kill the bull and if the and if the bull kills the matador, the bull and the bull's mother both get killed. Fun fact.

Okay, so true, but that's not the rodeo. That's that's Spain, bro.

They do the they do then I remember seeing that pop up in response to Carrie Underwood not performing at the Rodeos in Texas because it's mean to the animals, which again, look I am not I'm not saying that it is or isn't. It's not like it's super humane. But I'm also not a big fan of the bull fighting. For a long time I said I wanted to go and see one just for the experience of it. But like, bro, that's fucked up. You killing a bull with a sword after you poke it and prod it and get it

Have y'all seen that Calico Astoria? Think of how could I put this?

Think of rugby with bare knuckle fistfights, and that's the entire sport. You got fifty dudes versus fifty dudes in an all out fistfight one v one. You can't team up on people, and the object is to move the ball from point A to point being make it in a goal. But you got to get through a bunch of yoked motherfuckers who are trying to actually rip your head off in order to do so. It's fascinating.

I love to watch it. I would not want to be a part of that.

No, no, I don't want to be a part of it. I like my armor protecting my face. That's that's a me thing. But for the people that are doing the Florentine football, I like it savages.

Hey, even rugby is a savage ass sport, bro.

Dude, Rugby is not for the faint at heart. Like, if you're gonna actually play, if you're just like playing around with your friends in the field, that's one thing.

Uh.

Like the New Zealand team, the black Shirts, bro, they are not here to play a game. They're here for fucking warfare. That's a that's beautiful. It's a beautiful game.

I can appreciate that. Yeah, Matt, I think this was in regards to the the first guy that was saying the prayer up there. Was it a priest.

M Oh he's a rabbi, They're oh yeah, yeah, he goes.

This dude's breath work is borderline sexual.

I mean, all right, all right, oh my god.

And then he said this guy is low key edging.

Dude, I love it.

He was kind of being real weird about that. I thought too.

I mean, that's the thing.

When you have there are certain religions and certain denominations that will pre write a prayer that they're gonna do and then they'll just read it off like a script and like cool, that's one method. Then he got Pentecostal dude out there that throws that inflection. He's got some sway in his voice. He's being ah, oh, and I'll say this much too. I'm I will shit on my own faith.

A little bit here.

The Caucasian grouping of New wage Christianity, the non denominational types and all of this. I feel like we're slacking a little bit. We don't have no organs going on. When Pastor Man makes a good point, we don't have no sway. It ain't got no come on now, if you're gonna get dis excited at a football game and scream your head off, but you're not gonna get this excited when you're in the house of God, then like, what do we even doing here?

Dah?

I'm saying, yeah, I thought that.

I don't know, dude, It just it not to shit on Brandon Crol. He's our boy, right, but he kind of had that Brandon Croll to him where he's like, don't you know that Jesus loves you when he died for your sins? And I'm just like, why you gotta be so gay about it? You know, like it's I don't I don't know. It just rubs me the wrong way whenever that it's talked like that.

You know, I get that different people need to hear it in different ways. Some people need a very passionate, empathetic, real heart to heart when you're talking about the Lord and Savior and like, that's fine. Certain people will respond well to that. Other people will respond well to the good Lord above coming down from how clouds of glory and saving us second glory glow reck glow ray.

I'm like, look, I'm gonna be straight up, I like that shit.

That's awesome. Let's get some fire going here.

Man.

But I know, I know, I digress.

Oh my god. Flabbed Jack Johnson said, how was How has Hillary not spontaneously combusted with all this prayer?

I think she probably had like enough evil talismans all over her to wear like offset the good nature of what was going on. I don't know at this point, she didn't have a soul or she I don't even know if she can burn with the amount of plastic in her.

I think she's more like melt.

Maybe Zombie said the black guy needed to go last. I think we all agree on that. Yeah, he definitely brought to the the correct spirit, the correct amount of spirit.

I think maybe they didn't know that he was gonna do that, so like they just kind of went up in order of precedence or whatever. And now looking back, it's like same thing with the audio issues that Carrie was experiencing. That's kind of like an unplanned event or something. So yeah, no, like I said, these inaugurations and these big debacles in it, dude, it's a clusterfuck, a massive clusterfuck.

Matd said that they should bring back the five dollars foot long. I agree, uh, hopefully with the economy getting back to what it should be. Just don't do it. Don't do it with Jared because you know, oh my god.

Speaking of this week, we will be releasing a Sovereign Citizen episode. Jared Fogel will be brought up because he one tried to use that sovereign citizen rhetoric to get out of laws that he no longer thought applied to him, quote unquote, we're going to talk about it all, but no, well let's move on.

I'm probably gonna have something to say in that one. But anyway, Matt said, which one smelled like thirteen? Which one smelled the thirteen year old boy? It's a quick way to tell which one was Catholic. That's fucked up, bro.

Why did they have that long key? I think it was jd Vance's son. Why would you allow him with an arm's reach of old sleepy Joe?

Oh my god.

Zombie said that was a weak ass salute. Get a straight ass knife hand.

I agree. I agree that Trump's salute was a little lackluster, but also he's not a military member. And from when I was in DC, I'm gonna be honest with you, they stopped saluting worth a fuck at the rank of colonel on up, they just going like ood morning. It's like, what the fuck is this? Did you just do that to me?

Bro?

Like what I know? I know? I had a weird chip on my shoulder towards pretty much anybody of that rank whenever I got there because like, if you're gonna do that, so am I and like okay, it was yeah.

Rose Chaos said, Yo, this is my first live and everybody was welcoming Rose Chaos, So welcome to the live show. It's always it's always chaos in here. Speaking on your name. Indeed, Maga Mama said, seeing him with his grandkids this summer at a debate, I think showed his real family side. You can't fake that shit. I know from experience. My kids did not like my dad and stepmom couldn't fake it at all. D Yeah, what else we got?

Uh?

Spirit Animal said, I wanted to deploy. I was signed as a thirteen seventy one but didn't get to continue. I shaped my shaped my leg. I wanted to play with things that go boom.

Yeah, a lot of And dude, there's thousands, thousands of post nine eleven veterans that did not deploy, And again I get shited on for that. It's like, dude, I started joining from twenty ten to twenty fourteen, there were still combat operations going on. When the time came for me to re enlist and do any of that shit, they stopped the forward advancement like pretty much all not all. Yes,

But then these people are like, you know what you're talking about?

Eighteen whiskey means blah blah blah. Why the fuck would I know army things. I'm not some sort of a source on all things military. I know a very small amount about my slice of the pie. But whatever you know, I don't know.

Matt said Trump should bitch slap Biden and then pardon himself. Dude, that would have been awesome.

One good bitch slap might actually end it all for Joe though, Like I'm gonna be honest, that might be the last slap that ever happens. It might kill him, not even on some power slap shit like on that level, but like, I don't think it would take much force to snap his neck accidentally. I don't know. Umm, gonna be a bad look.

Oh shit, Archer said. Gulf of Mexico is where the alien mothership is landing, hence the sudden rename. I don't know if that's a joke or or what, but.

When they land, they're clearly going to know what the body of water they're landing in is called. And we don't want them thinking that they need to go speak to the Mexican president because they landed in his water.

We need them to come speak to hours. I'm letch you, okay.

Uh.

Tim gate Pro said he has said multiple times, if we can gain enough funds through tariffs, we could look at eliminating the IRS at some point.

At some point.

Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know when, but I don't know when he said that initially, so it could be that some point is coming up. Sooner than later. Possibly hopefully.

Let's hope.

I'm hoping that all of these things happen without any kind of like real time gap. It's just gonna happen in the next month. But these things do, in fact take time to push through. So let's let's keep our fingers crossed. Let's hope for the best. Yeah, we'll see how it all plays out.

Oh, Cody said Biden death on the Bengo card. I don't know how we didn't fucking put that on there.

Shit, wait, I thought we did. Wait, damn it got to get my notebook. You keep rolling my notebooks in the house hold?

On all right? What else we got here? Hayden said sub homies on break at work that I drop in for a few minutes. Thank you for everybody that is joining us here today. We were not really expecting as many people show up for this one because it is

Oh?

Is that Marvel Rivals. I've been hearing a lot about that. I want to try and get that on. I think it's a free game actually, so I might have to fuck with that. Matt said, Yo, USPS and Kansas City is trash for your information, I sent my boys some care packages and they've been sitting there for ten days. Damn, that's unfortunate, Matt said, USPS in Kansas City is trash. I sent my boys some care packages and they've been sitting there for ten days. Oh damn, it'd be that way,

Fact have Biden dying on the bingo card. I think we can all just unanimously agree that that needs to be added. Correct.

Yeah, all right, yeah, fuck yeah, Sleepy Joe is no mo.

Just like no mo.

Um um.

Let's see what else Mario said. Gonna be a great four years to be an oil and gas industry worker. I would say so, especially since he's talking about, like, uh, not taxing overtime, which should be a thank god dude. People are gonna be making fucking dumb ass money with overtime now if if it's not going to be taxed, I hate to say it, Husbands, wives, whoever is going out to work, you're not gonna be seeing your significant other if there's not gonna be a lot of tax on overtime.

Joe, but y'all gonna get some debt paid off, you fucking hear me?

Oh yeah, that house is gonna be paid off in like five years.

All right.

So Donald Trump is now walking up to another podium. He's about to give another speech. But we'd like to listen in on that one.

Yeah, sure, why not?

Just on the Supreme Court and this group even you've heard them breaking into Nana, Hey goodbye, that's song not that you know my man.

The title there.

Biden relieving the capital. They have been very animated. They are not being shy but to be like and they don't like and what they like.

Uh.

The biggest laws of Trump's inaugural address was the one where you said that you see of the US government is going to be that there are only two generals. That was very clearly they were got both applause here, but the number of other ones ones at about America asserting itself taking back.

They leave it to a CNN correspondent to be talking over the guy on the fucking microphone on live TV, like, shut up.

I thought that was coming from I thought that was coming from when within our chat, but no, everybody else is muted, so yeah, it's coming from in there.

It's this dude on screen right here who's speaking at this event and she can't shut fuck up?

Oh did you? I wanted to ask you, did you hit share sound whenever you went to go share the screen too?

I did?

Can you not hear her?

Yeah?

But it sounds a little scratchy.

Yeah, that's again she is speaking through a mic instead of Yeah, history.

Holding a boat, we record events as they happen, and as you can see, she's heard a lot of stuff. And as she rides her chariot forward into the future, she looks behind her to remember the past. She remains here as she has for hundreds of years, a reminder that history will remember the events of the present, and it is on us to write that history right now. Speaking of art, the painting right here before you, I chose this painting for this lunch this summer, and it's

Hi, guys, I'm here standing in one of the office buildings right outside where the capital is. We're trying to catch lawmakers getting reaction to what they've seen today, both Trump's addressed in the rotunda as well as his remarks at the lunch and a lot of the response we're getting is actually preemptive response to some of the executive

He said that he has some.

Really deep concerns about ending birthright citizenship for people who are born to people who are not legally in the United States at the time of their birth. He said, you know, he just has constitutional questions about that. And his concerns were echoed by yet another border state senator, Senator Ben Ray Leuhan.

Let's see going back to the uh going to be a four or a great four years to be an oil and gas industry worker. People were commenting under it. The hard g said, good thing taking pipe this semester.

Good thing we can pipe. Good thing we've put it was incorrect there, big dog. I know what you're trying to say, but like, okay, anyway, I was about to say it's a good thing. I read the first part and we didn't just take that out of context. Mario said, bedding and welding and these types of jobs. Listen, y'all send your kids to trade school. Now is the time? Now is the time?

Go ahead? R G har g.

Yeah, my bad.

That was definitely poorly raised. I am taking pipe class or pipe welding class this semester, so to uh, definitely getting my trade crafts much better.

So you guys, hey, thanks to love you and uh yeah, definitely pipe welding. It's uh, I've been told it's some of the most difficult welding to do, especially overhead pipe welding. However, bro, you get your hand in it and you follow that bead and you figure out what you got to do to get the temperature right and the colors right and everything bro get after it. There ain't nothing but money to make in this motherfucker.

So the way only reason why I don't necessarily know if I want to go to the pipe route specifically is just because the hours, Like I don't mind ten hour days, twelve hour days, thirteen fourteen is getting there. I know that pipewolders like sixteen hour days, six days a week is not uncommon. Yeah, so for well, I

I can't speak on behalf of everywhere in the country. I can speak on behalf of Texas and Louisiana. Holy Days are not observed on a job site, that's for sure. Now, if you were to get a job as a pipe welder in like a fab shop or something like that where you're prefabing pipe to be sent out to the field or whatever, you might be able to have a little more wiggle room with that, the money will not be as good. The money is in that turnaround time, that double time.

Work, and they will work you like a Hebrew slave.

Oh okay, the phrasing that I'm sorry, I know you are a Jewish person, that was not wow wow. So first of all, that's hilarious.

Second of all, I currently work for brick company, soot how about.

That for a Come on, dude, the jokes right themselves then whatever?

Right?

Like, So that's my favorite, my favorite joggling during during passover.

You know, hopefully next year I'll get a better job not making bricks. Joe, right, you do feel the call of the ancestors a little bit?

Oh so yeah, absolutely absolutely, jokes are jokes are more than appreciated. I have a rather tough and rough skin, so like it takes a lot to breakthrough.

So no, you're good, Yeah, no doubt.

I just don't expect that they will take the Sabbath to be a holy day regardless. Honestly, most fab shops don't work on weekends unless they have like a big order coming out and they have to get this to build and whatever. So with that being said, just having pipe welding in your repertoire and being like a certified pipe welder, that's gonna open many doors for you regardless.

So sure, so we'll see how the five and six you goes. I already had my certification for one through four as far as normal seventy eight scheen stick g but so we'll see another case.

More experience is always welcome, and it's always good to have something in your back'll say hey, I can make, Hey, I can take, hey, I can stick. So and at the end of the day, like with all this industry, it's gonna do nothing but benefit me a long run.

One percent. Dude, Yeah, it's gonna be a good time to be alive for the tradesman in this country. That's for damn sure.

All right, let's get back to the chat here, Jonathan.

Oh, okay, Yeah, we're pretty much caught up, but we can go over a couple more things.

Do do do you?

Welder? Mario said, welder's make big money in my industry. Most pipeline I've built with I built was done with stick. And then Hargie said, that's what I hear about pipe being done with stick. I've been doing this for about three plus years so far, and then Shoddy, I love it, said hey, Jonathan, it's a high of eleven degrees during the day here in the burg, going to be negative three tonight in Pittsburgh. Oh shit, I'm not gonna lie, dude.

I was.

I was outside and I talked to my sister. Now we you know, she lives in Louisiana now, and you know we're but we're from Pittsburgh. And I said, you know, what's really strange is that I know that snow is coming because you can literally walk outside and you smell it. It's like a smell that like I haven't smelled literally since I lived in Pennsylvania, and and I you know, we'd seen snow a little bit here and there in Louisiana. Nothing crazy, usually melted by noon if it does fall.

Make my own if it gets that thick About to say, but there any unsuspecting trash can lid can become a sled real quick, you know what I mean. So like there's ways, there are there are ways.

I mean, they have like a toboggans and shit that you can I mean usually they're for the water, but you can use them just the same in the snow.

We got knee boards for the water.

Here.

You wakeboards and shit that will work very well.

In a pinch.

But a little boogie board action.

Oh fuck yeah, dude, come on, hell, you're telling me you're not gonna go body surfing down the largest hill you can find.

You're crazy, scar right, Although there ain't no hills in Louisiana.

It's all flat fun Well. I was gonna say, maybe on the side of some of some roads, but that usually leads to a ditch. It's gonna be full of frozen water, so maybe not. The snow goes. It's yeah, it's not the worst thing. Ever, It's not like a guaranteed death sentence. The people on average here do not know how to drive in the snow, so they do, in fact need to stay off the roads. But like, if you know what you're doing, then go for it. You know, understand that your brakes are not gonna work

Yeah yeah, I mean it's scary if you haven't done it before, right, But Shoddy said it's going to be negative eleven tomorrow night.

Fuck that, dude, Fuck that.

I don't understand.

I mean, I'm good.

I'm good with like the thirties, maybe even the twenties, but you start going negative, it's like, get me out of here, zombie. Go ahead.

So they're actually talking about closing down like all the bridges everywhere because it's so cold quote unquote here in Louisiana. They're going to close all the bridges. And I was talking to a girlfriend of mine that's in Canada, and she's like, what do you mean they're closing anything down.

I didn't realize this.

But they won't shut the bus routes down for their children unless it's negative forty five degrees celsius.

Well, like special.

Boots and I'm not kidding they had because she used to be a bus driver.

They have like special boots and special.

Tires that they have up there so that way they keep running in like massive snow.

Jacob, do you remember that real quick, Jacob? You remember whenever they shut down in Louisiana. I don't know if it was last year year before, whenever they shut it, they shut school down because the wind was going.

To be too cold.

I was like, yeah, what kind of pussy's is this, dude, Like, you're shutting it down because kids are gonna freeze at the bus stop with the with the Arctic wins, the Arctic wins in the thirties, that's not arctic.

So, just so everybody's clear, negative forty is that magical temperature which is actually the same in fahrenheit as it is in celsius. So we were talking about negative forty below and these people are then at that time saying, Okay, maybe it's a little too cold, maybe we need to stans bro again. I understand that I'm biased, and I'm trying to not throw hatred. I don't I don't understand how those pieces fit together, of why people live in such an environment. I to these people, I'm sure they

It's a painful. It's painful being that cold, like really it is, white boy wizard shot out, said Bengo Card. We get new updated sky blimps slash Zeppelin for us to fly in hashtag bring back airships. Hmmm, it's not that crazy because Trump was talking about bringing back flying cars, so that way, he didn't say that that long ago. Yeah, but airships, that's airships are fucking awesome, dude. Like you see like a bunch of those those airships back in

I mean, Zeppelins are cool. And aside from the Hindenburg, Yes, I understand that that was a combination of things that shouldn't have been put together. That were put together. Like the technology that we have these days, it's way safer. I get that, But that's also a really inefficient way of traveling because it takes you like five times longer than if you would have just driven or and if you were going to just fly on a plane, you could get there so much faster. I don't know.

It's like kind of meant to be also a joy ride, though, isn't it.

If you're talking about just for leisure, they'd be like going up in a hot air balloon. It's like, that's cool, but it's not a very efficient way to get from point A to point B. Although you can't steer those you go with the winds. Skyblimps or skycabins what even call them. They can be controlled and you know all of that, but the conditions do have to be right. They can only they can't do it in like strong, strong winds. I don't know if I would see that

I'm wondering if it's kind of like a so my wife works for carnival cruises, right, I wonder if it's kind of like that. Yes, it's like you're not going to get on a cruise ship like to get from point A to point B with the quickness or anything. But it could it just be for like it's almost like a little vacation. You get to go super high up in the sky and it's like a sky vacation almost at that point.

I don't know, now that would be interesting. I don't know if that's Bingo card worthy though, what does everybody else think? I'm down to add whatever we have as of this moment, three spaces left before the Bingo card is completely filled.

So I don't sky shifts being more? Eh huh, you never know, possible.

We can throw it out there as a possible what theo.

I'll put it on the bottom as a subadendum.

Blue Collar rock Star said, that's uh, that's what I'm on. I was losing too much money trying to go to school. Though, Oh okay, it's talking about the pipe fitting. White Boy Wizard said negative eight in Idaho today. My nipples are hard as.

Fuck, My boy, I love you to death, but I just I don't get it.

Protect those nips, Protect those nips, sir.

Put bandates on the nest, big dog. We don't have very much crime and bullshit in these areas because most of those people with those attitudes can't handle negative eight.

Degres sounds about it.

Also, who's gonna go out and do some sort of insurrection in negative eight nobody's looting, nobody's even getting out of that.

No, yeah, it's just not going to go to them. Uh yeah, you don't really hear a lot of crime within the the Inuit scene.

You mean the Mormons. But okay, I was just I we got not eskimo.

Jacob got shipped on a couple of years ago because he said eskimo.

It was like it was a bludgeon idea that was I didn't know it was a bad word, y'all.

My bad, but good God almighty.

That's like the N word to the Inuits, I guess, which I didn't know that either.

Again, super apologetic, y'all. I did, in fact mean the native tribes of of the Arctic Circle.

Which, by the way, we were taught the word eskimo in school. That's not like something that that like our parents taught us or something like that, you know.

Yeah, but it's also like getting gypped. That's extremely offensive to gypsies.

And it's like, wait, that's what that means, Like I actually had never seen the word written out, but like, okay, that is in fact a derogatory slang term.

Like I mean, it's the same thing like Hard G. I'm sure has heard like getting jewed right, Like it's it's the same kind of shit.

Yeah, of course, yeah, I get it. So I mean we learn as we go, y'all. We were taught incorrectly in certain ways. We are educating ourselves. We're evolving, y'all. Are all a part of this growth process.

White Boy Wizard said, snow is the fucking best with a seventy six hundred pound turbo diesel that sticks to the road like a motherfucker. I'm an absolute heathen on icy roads. Other driver is mad, but I'm having a blast, so fuck them.

I like it.

If you got the proper equipment, anytime can be a good time, you know what I mean. In Louisiana, we don't have the proper equipment. We don't have the proper facilities for that, big man, We ain't about it.

Yeah, Hard G posted a picture that's a lot of snow looks like about what almost I'm near a foot of snow that looks like fresh shit too.

Yeah, this is what Colorado got these past couple of days with this arctic whatever.

But it was been cold as shit.

I think on Saturday it was down I think to negative ten. Today's down to like negative four.

So it's cold as shit.

Yea wild times for an inauguration day, I'll say that much.

Yeah, big time. There was another one that I wanted to see anyway. Yeah, it pretty much catches us up. Zombie said, how long is the live going to? We're actually about to wrap it up now, I think, yeah, I mean we're done with the inauguration. We've you know, this is about our typical time that we would wrap up anyway, So yeah, we can go on with.

Our day what we came to do. I think I feel good about this one. And thank you all everybody for coming in for the middle of the day live like this. I know some of y'all were at work and you had to be kind of low key about where your phone was, and some people were able to just tune in and be a part of the conversation the whole way through. We love and appreciate every one all and this episode will be dropping tomorrow.

Yep.

Okay, so no live for the Tuesday night. This was the live for the week.

We will get back to our regularly scheduled things as of next week, and we will finish this Bingo card next week. Ladies and gents, we have three slots left. I want to hear some wild things next week when we come together and talk about it.

Cult member homework, try and see if you can come up with three awesome Bengo card ideas. But we will get at that next week. But but yeah, look, if there's anybody who's listening to this the next day, you want to be a part of this conversation. You want to be able to join us on these live shows for these kind of wild events. We've covered the debates

Indeed, Samuel, can you give us our proper sendoff?

Send off, Jesse pull wherever you are it pleased to be the cows most love from the Creek Boys.

Also raise Hell Poisdale. Yeah, yee, all right, that was the most uninspiring ee.

It's the whitest lame as gee I could have probably be given.

But I just I don't.

I feel bad saying it because I'm not technically a Southerner. You know, that's just a Southern thuff.

You've been what how many years have you been in the South now.

Longer than I lived in the North. So yeah, I guess it's probably about right.

So you're not a Yankee at this point.

You're a damn Yankee and you've adopted the Southern hospitality.

You one of us.

You're just a transplant.

We'll work on it together, Jonathan, we will.

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