[SPEAKER_03]: this again. [SPEAKER_04]: I got stuff for you. [SPEAKER_04]: Holy moly. [SPEAKER_04]: I need to get some snakes and release around my house. [SPEAKER_04]: But I love eat people. [SPEAKER_00]: I love eat kids. [SPEAKER_00]: These guys are the scientists of the supernatural. [SPEAKER_00]: Lecturers leaving lessons for inquiring laymen. [SPEAKER_00]: They are applying the scientific myth that do a world that baffle signs.
[SPEAKER_00]: They are the cryptids of the [SPEAKER_03]: I know, right? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm more convinced you're a bunch of aliens. [SPEAKER_00]: No. [SPEAKER_00]: And it just stood up. [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it just kept coming. [SPEAKER_00]: And go on. [SPEAKER_00]: And she goes, what the fuck? [SPEAKER_04]: These are idiots. [SPEAKER_04]: I was laughing reading this, because I already knew how you would feel. [SPEAKER_04]: Idiot. [SPEAKER_03]: This story fits your balloon.
[SPEAKER_02]: Well, this isn't a UFO, but he also has big black wings and red eyes. [SPEAKER_02]: Um, Batman. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, mock man. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, mock man. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, everyone, I think we know it's definitely what it is. [SPEAKER_01]: So say it all with me. [SPEAKER_01]: It was a sandville crane. [SPEAKER_03]: Would you try it? [SPEAKER_03]: No, you wouldn't need it. [SPEAKER_03]: No, why? [SPEAKER_03]: Because they're probably toxic.
[SPEAKER_03]: There'd be a lot of poop in my face. [SPEAKER_03]: seen a six foot alligator goes swing into the air slam into a tree. [SPEAKER_03]: All right six foot alligator's ring into the air hitting a tree. [SPEAKER_03]: What is the family group? [SPEAKER_04]: Oh gosh, is it like, uh, perhaps it's a story. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but [SPEAKER_03]: It's just funny. [SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully you guys enjoyed that episode. [SPEAKER_04]: We found it fun one Monday.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that was fun Yeah, I've had a pretty rough week, so I had it met a Zua met a Zua not a sponsor, but it was fun. [SPEAKER_04]: It was fun. [SPEAKER_03]: We'll play it for more This one. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm we're gonna use a little article by Cole Harold [SPEAKER_03]: about the middleville in city board. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm a great powerful mystery. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I was going to say, I'm Jay clone 67.
[SPEAKER_03]: I did not sleep last night due to anxiety and stress. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, it's at least a wooden diarrhea or something. [SPEAKER_03]: I would have actually preferred that versus my brand new truck being broken in the shop and it being $12,000 to fix. [SPEAKER_04]: Potentially. [SPEAKER_04]: Potentially not. [SPEAKER_04]: It should be. [SPEAKER_04]: It should be covered. [SPEAKER_04]: It should be covered. [SPEAKER_04]: But that's. [SPEAKER_04]: That's for a different discussion.
[SPEAKER_04]: Fight for later on a different podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: So this is my cool Harold. [SPEAKER_03]: He's written tons of tons of articles done all kinds of stuff in this stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: But this is one I've heard on the crypto not podcast. [SPEAKER_03]: And it's very fact it's it's a weird one. [SPEAKER_03]: The millville insanity burden. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, what do you what do you picture when I say that where do you put it in the final it was a biological tree.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that the mill would be in Soria. [SPEAKER_04]: Millville and Sanity bird. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I don't even know what an insanity bird could be. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, we know the double duck of doom is it and the duck family is it is now turn it had many cool. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, so it was on a warm Friday, January of 1909, when Dan Pussac, like, literally, Pussac, as name, Pussac. [SPEAKER_03]: Pussac, is that you say it? [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because it almost sounds like like Pussac. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, of Millville would have an experience that he'd never forget. [SPEAKER_03]: Dan was doing his outdoor chores on his property.
[SPEAKER_03]: uh... certainly either smirking or fearing or sorry fearing about the chance of encountering bizarre monstrosity that has been making the rounds to the state because it during this time there was a flap basically uh... in nineteen nine uh... everything from like the jersey devil had a flap to the weird track waves so this whole area had heard of some weird flying monster okay
[SPEAKER_03]: It was while he was out that he began to hear what a sound like heavy thumping or footsteps in his backyard. [SPEAKER_03]: This would be alarming enough. [SPEAKER_03]: He wouldn't, you know, he was expecting by somebody that sound calling his name. [SPEAKER_03]: So he hears something stomping around out back. [SPEAKER_03]: And he hears somebody calling his name. [SPEAKER_03]: Dan. [SPEAKER_04]: He sounded like, well, no, Jimmy's not here.
[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah, no Tony. [SPEAKER_03]: Tony's not here. [SPEAKER_04]: Red rum. [SPEAKER_03]: This house is clean. [SPEAKER_03]: What was that it's the I think it's from one of the possession like where it's that little lady. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like Carol's Lane. [SPEAKER_03]: I just think of Roger dressed up as her for the actressism on an American dad. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh gosh. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: We look like my grandma.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he was out there, here's what I call his name. [SPEAKER_03]: The embassy to turn around. [SPEAKER_03]: This is the moment they he encountered, what he says, one of the strangest freaks of nature or monster straight from hell, basically. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: He uses a little more graphic description. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: The air staying before him was a creature that looked kind of like a bird.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: It's Howard, and the norm is 18 feet high. [SPEAKER_03]: And looked down at him. [SPEAKER_03]: But anybody didn't know, that's a big giraffe. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: The largest flying animals ever, like catch a quality, as hexaropteryx, they were ace in the 20 feet tall. [SPEAKER_03]: Drafts, like a really big draft is like 19 to 20 feet tall. [SPEAKER_03]: So this is like, when you're at the zoo with this bird, he turned around.
[SPEAKER_03]: He heard his name. [SPEAKER_03]: He turned around. [SPEAKER_04]: This tall is a giraffe. [SPEAKER_03]: This is tall as a giraffe. [SPEAKER_04]: And he says bird like, I was going to say, I was going to go out and let me say, it's probably not an bird. [SPEAKER_03]: What, so then this thing is just staring down at him.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dan froze as he stared up at the monstrosity, a scene that was truly mimicking something out of Jurassic Park when all of a sudden the voice that he had heard had returned. [SPEAKER_03]: The voice came from the hooked bright red beak of the bird and before him and from it [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, there's an 18 foot tall bird with a giant bright red beak. [SPEAKER_03]: Look at the bird. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a man. [SPEAKER_03]: Dan, he turns around.
[SPEAKER_03]: Where's your garbage can? [SPEAKER_03]: He's cooking our garbage. [SPEAKER_03]: That's right. [SPEAKER_03]: I know I'm laughing because I believe this happened, but it just is one of these, it's one of these things. [SPEAKER_03]: It just like, what is going on? [SPEAKER_04]: Right, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So what do you think of this so far? [SPEAKER_04]: Gosh, I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: Before you said the bright red beak and I'm like, it's probably.
[SPEAKER_04]: Maybe some sat or a bat squatting counter or something. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, right. [SPEAKER_04]: Right, right, right. [SPEAKER_03]: The team put tall for it and it looks like a bird dinosaur monster. [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Monster definitely. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh, you know what this is and you know how they always talked about dinosaurs were aliens and they could do mine speaking stuff.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know that, but okay, that's that theory. [SPEAKER_04]: You know, people like to I didn't know that. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, that dinosaur's aliens, and they're just like they're smart like they're just as smart as us. [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I'm not not particularly I'm trying to think of this and they run the work. [SPEAKER_04]: They ran the world and then they all just laughed. [SPEAKER_04]: That's why there's no dinosaurs because we're talking about Rick and Morty.
[SPEAKER_04]: With is that that's the idea that. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, and it's just like a common. [SPEAKER_03]: They can all leave a bunch of them left and then meteor hit earth. [SPEAKER_03]: And so when they finally came back, where is everybody? [SPEAKER_04]: Right. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: So that's these. [SPEAKER_04]: This is one of the ones that came back. [SPEAKER_04]: Dan, he's looking for Dan's garbage.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dan stared both out of confusion and horror by the request and proceeded to slowly back away from the bizarre bird. [SPEAKER_03]: Imagine there's an 18 foot tall giant bird this in this hooked red beak and it opens it. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not like talking with its beak. [SPEAKER_03]: It's opening its mouth and noises are coming out.
[SPEAKER_04]: it's 1909 right right yeah with the heck it's probably just some kids up in a tree you know with a pulpit 18 foot tall bird are just pretending to be that you know they're up in the tree who opened in the beat talking out of it and this is good this sounds like the like what they used to say for Braxie was the owl on the stump that was on fire right yeah yeah [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, he started walking the bird so he starts walking way backwards.
[SPEAKER_03]: The bird watch is Dan slowly turned and began to sprint away Dan thought he was in the clear until he felt a sharp vice like grip on his body. [SPEAKER_03]: He looked down and staring up at him was the bird's terrible terrible eyes. [SPEAKER_03]: It's enormous to be kept wrapped around his torso. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, so it grabbed him with its beak with its face. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: And he knew how warm Shirley are, how warm Shirley felt.
[SPEAKER_03]: In sheer panic, Dan reached towards his belt, and he managed to, as he smuggled, or sorry, as he struggled to get to the axe, which he had kept on him for doing chores, like a little hand axe, I had to. [SPEAKER_03]: So this bird grabs him, and he's getting lift up, and he's like trying to get his little hatched off.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Gosh. [SPEAKER_03]: As he lifted out of the holster, flexed their flexing his fingers around the handle, proceeded to drop the heavy metal object down on the enormous avian. [SPEAKER_03]: At the initial strike, he noticed something bizarre as the bird beast different from any game he had previously hunted. [SPEAKER_03]: That would he inflict or it's sorry, the wound that he inflicted on it came a chunk of silver out of the wound.
[SPEAKER_03]: or sorry, came a chunk like I'm sorry, came a chunk like a sliver of wood, I can't read it. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm exhausted. [SPEAKER_04]: That's a little different than what I initially thought. [SPEAKER_03]: So we hit it in the just like peeled off. [SPEAKER_04]: Like like geared chop in like a chunk of wood on me like the guys that you know, they do that when they eat.
[SPEAKER_03]: What's that number of jack competitions really come down the tree and they have a chunk at all the way for it falls Realizing he could chop the strange creature up like firewood He said to work Continually hitting and removing chunks from the creature the creature proceeded to un... [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry to unleash Dan from its ball in slowly work its way up to his head Beginning to whisper something in his ear
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's lacking a way at it and it just comes up and it starts whispered in his ear and Where's your garbage? [SPEAKER_03]: I just I have a popkin. [SPEAKER_03]: I was trying to throw away.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, gosh I just saved the tabs Gosh, what you should should save the tabs and donate them to McDonald's [SPEAKER_03]: So what the whisper what he whispered to Dan is still unknown to this day get enough to send Dan into a frenzy I see proceed to drive the axe straight into the creature's face So this monster lets him down as it's as Dan's cut and chunks off He's black and added. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's for something to his face.
[SPEAKER_03]: So he's just like It's said Don't ever kind of believe You know what's ever gonna believe you that is like [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there's all kinds that like Stevie Wonder, like when you can really see. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody said that like no one's ever going to believe you. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: I think Shaq told that story.
[SPEAKER_04]: He was on an elevator and Stevie Wonder, like said, like, hey, big man, like in Shaq's like, I didn't say a word. [SPEAKER_04]: How do you know? [SPEAKER_04]: It was me. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to guess like Shaq's clone or something because they live in that building together for a while. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: That's my thing because there's also the thing that's dealing with the mic. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: We caught that mic.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm also assuming he heard it like start the fall. [SPEAKER_04]: It would be that. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, if you've been and maybe, I don't think he's fully like, that's what I'm saying. [SPEAKER_03]: That's just a percent blind. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I think he's not like, you can't drive another. [SPEAKER_03]: I think he can still see like the lights. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why are we talking about Stevie Wonder because he's this creature.
[SPEAKER_04]: Isn't he lovely? [SPEAKER_03]: Yet as a known, you know, Dan just shoved the axe into the creature's face, the creature unleashed a scream of pain and as Dan whittle the axe out of the creature's head, it puffed out one of the creature's eyes, the creature backed away and seemed to have had enough of Dan in his axe, and as if the encounter couldn't get any stranger, the creature began to inhale deeply.
[SPEAKER_03]: It soon began to swell and the body became rounder and more balloon-like and soon began to float up above the ground like a malevolent Mary Poppins and proceed to float higher and higher out in a way until Danny could no longer see the freak out nature. [SPEAKER_03]: Dan stood in both feet and in basement at what he had just witnessed not believing a what had occurred. [SPEAKER_04]: All right, biologists. [SPEAKER_04]: Explained that. [SPEAKER_04]: I believe finished.
[SPEAKER_03]: I got like two more sentences. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, with all this doubts, however, we're deceased. [SPEAKER_03]: And his fears basically came back. [SPEAKER_03]: When they're on the ground, he noticed something shiny gliding in the grass. [SPEAKER_03]: He reached down. [SPEAKER_03]: He picked up the object. [SPEAKER_03]: In his hand was the creature's eye. [SPEAKER_03]: It was like an electric light bulb in a parents keep my 1909.
[SPEAKER_03]: And at night, he noticed it gave off a bright, vigorous light that was changing colors. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, when he made it a moment ago, if he's a counter of the bird beast, he never would see it again, nor would anybody else. [SPEAKER_03]: So, uh, there's a little bit more about this. [SPEAKER_03]: There's not much, but yeah, so this, what's in here. [SPEAKER_03]: So Dan's doing chores. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just going to recap the whole thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: There's not much to this story. [SPEAKER_03]: It's it's fun. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Dan hears it.
[SPEAKER_03]: 1909. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I'm in that mindset now 909 mindset this is before like well we're one for the depression before Model T like the production Leo, which I believe was 19 like 14 like I think there were there were cars and stuff and this was before like they were mass producing cars. [SPEAKER_03]: Very rare. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you know, houses had electricity right just the big wigs on these coasts.
[SPEAKER_04]: I had it, but I mean like rockmenies did not right, you know, so it's city city folk dwellers.
[SPEAKER_03]: So Dan here is somebody say if you first see here is giant heavy foot steps out back and he's like what is that and then he here's Dan turns around 18 foot tall by giant bird big red beak and it opens its mouth and it's a weird garbage can And then he's like and then he turns rightfully to run and it picks him up in his beak and he just starts hacking away at the thing with his acts.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: and it gently puts him back down and it goes up to his head and whispers something that Dan would never tell anybody. [SPEAKER_03]: And then Dan sinks, though, it's accident's face, pop his eyeball out, and then it just stands up and he's like, I've had enough. [SPEAKER_03]: And it starts to inhale and flating itself slowly floating away like a giant hot air balloon.
[SPEAKER_04]: Which how is that possible without it, you know, like without it actually being hot air or helium? [SPEAKER_04]: You know what to mean? [SPEAKER_04]: It's not possible. [SPEAKER_03]: It could be a chemical reaction. [SPEAKER_03]: Like the main thing about like the Everything from oxygen burners to like inflatable rafts and everything like that where you just pull the thing and the chemical reaction happens But still how does that?
[SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't know if these actually inhaling like the air to float. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, or if like canisters or whatever like something like that inside is expanding [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So you need some oxygen for that process. [SPEAKER_03]: So you're saying it could be like some kind of robot thing.
[SPEAKER_03]: That's I don't know the common theory with this, or that it's like a cyborg biological or, you know, the eye that he was describing really really sounds like he said it looked electronic. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, and it's sketch of the bird.
[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, it's just a massive, [SPEAKER_03]: like hawk with giant legs and giant talent like it, David Hardy if you're listening to this, this would be a good one for you to draw because it already looks like one of your creatures, just giant horrible beak, giant claws, giant nasty wings. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I think it's a monster. [SPEAKER_04]: The David ripped this guy off. [SPEAKER_03]: This is actually David's great, great grandpa that probably, yeah, yeah.
[SPEAKER_04]: now I'm just kidding. [SPEAKER_04]: I wonder though, what if it's not robotic, but something created, like, I think of like the old, uh, I don't know they talk about summoning like mud monsters, you know, or giving life to inanimate creatures.
[SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: What if it's something like that, you know, an ancient [SPEAKER_04]: What if it was like something carved out of wood and then someone gave it life put life into it and it has these supernatural abilities or qualities? [SPEAKER_03]: Sure. [SPEAKER_04]: Or like a window go or, you know, where will type being where a human transforms into this form?
[SPEAKER_04]: And or if it was a wood carving at first and then they gave it life, you know, someone life into it and that's why he's hacking at it and it looks like wood just off because it is essentially just wood. [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: I think more along those lines in robotic. [SPEAKER_03]: Now there is one of our old friends from this time that this story really made me think of.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So some of the things that maybe you're not picking up on, or maybe I'm imagining, well, like the creature just opens his mouth, right? [SPEAKER_03]: It's not talking, like, oh, it's like a speaker, or like, it's talking from inside. [SPEAKER_03]: It has a lot of, [SPEAKER_03]: flash, but it also had or what could be flash, but like you said, it's like peeling off chunks of wood. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh, the eyes were lights or mechanical.
[SPEAKER_03]: He said that, you know, it was a silver chunk of stuff and it like a lot of this seems like that it is something inside wearing something else. [SPEAKER_04]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And who do we know that talks to people, that wears costumes made of wood and skin and big head in talks? [SPEAKER_04]: Sam. [SPEAKER_03]: Yep. [SPEAKER_04]: Sound down clown. [SPEAKER_03]: For whatever reason, this story always made me think of Sam, where it seems like it is.
[SPEAKER_03]: The thing inside is trying to look, and for this case, Sam was trying to look friendly, right? [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's big clown head, but still is like a pile of garbage thrown together. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And the longer you realize, like, all the arms are wood. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, he's just wearing his shirt, where you can tell his arms are made of wood. [SPEAKER_03]: This thing looks like it's trying to be scary or impressive.
[SPEAKER_03]: the wings as far as I like never moved it just inflated and like faded off like up yeah that's cartoonish yeah and it was I really kind of think that maybe this whatever these because this is around the not the exact same time because I believe Sam was like in the 50s I don't know if Sam was later than that maybe Sam was in the 2000s um we've done a lot oh yeah I mean Sam was a patreon season one episode season the second episode we've ever done on patreon a third episode
[SPEAKER_03]: So that's, yeah, that's quite a throwback, but it always means you think it's like an interdimensional boogin wearing something else. [SPEAKER_04]: 1973 was seeing on this unknown clown. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: It just always mean you think of that that it's just wearing something. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I don't know if it was trying to not or trying to match earth fun. [SPEAKER_03]: It maybe wasn't trying to be scary.
[SPEAKER_03]: Is it picked him up? [SPEAKER_03]: And it didn't hurt him. [SPEAKER_04]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Even when he started to whack and add it, he was in the things. [SPEAKER_03]: Beek. [SPEAKER_04]: And it's grip. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It could have just sliced him in half. [SPEAKER_03]: And then wanted to instead it put him down gently and try to whisper something into his ear.
[SPEAKER_03]: And then once he hit him in the face and it ripped the trunk off his face. [SPEAKER_03]: Then it was just like, what? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm done. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm leaving. [SPEAKER_03]: We tried a 20 foot tall bird monster. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So to me, it's like.
[SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it wanted to trashcan for if it was maybe so I've heard people say that it was mimicking right yeah just mimicking things that had heard I don't know what the trashcan might I think I might know what if it is something mimicking like form mimicking a bird but what if it is one of these like conscious you know atmospheric [SPEAKER_04]: You know nitrates nitrates, where's your garbage in the garden? [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, yeah, it's not.
[SPEAKER_03]: It's a poppin' and made a puppet. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, there's a typical in there. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and it's like trying to dance. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, wearing it like a costume. [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever the atmosphere, funky beings could be like the thing that got Betty Marty Hill, you know, we still have it. [SPEAKER_03]: I agree with you. [SPEAKER_04]: Could be something like that.
[SPEAKER_04]: So if it's taking this form or manifesting its form in such ways, giant bird, I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Always there's a chance this is just yellow journalism. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, that the people that reported the story made it up weekly world news type stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, entertainment. [SPEAKER_03]: And it could be to me. [SPEAKER_03]: This is so odd that I don't know.
[SPEAKER_03]: It just doesn't seem like a made up thing having, you know, pieces of metal and popping out the eye. [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I don't know to me. [SPEAKER_03]: It just. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of detail. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like the weekly world news like type things and I'm not saying they about them and they're back. [SPEAKER_03]: I do you see that they're back finally. [SPEAKER_04]: was weekly world news. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they've been gone.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: But they're back. [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, the shark where we'll just attack in Oregon. [SPEAKER_04]: I think I seriously think they hide truths in this talk about that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: They you grab. [SPEAKER_03]: You got to grab the tabloids and see what's up and they're like, what do you mean? [SPEAKER_03]: I need to grab like weird girl news and those kind of things.
[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, but they never give really details, right? [SPEAKER_03]: You know, right. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: And that's an, this had a lot of, for half short it is, it has a lot of like DCLs in an art and a drew a sketch and yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, that's one other people say that this is a round time like a big jersey devil flap.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: So maybe he ran into a jersey devil or whatever the jersey devil that is like it's parent. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, there you go. [SPEAKER_04]: Because this thing is massive.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: the floating off thing does make me think more like supernatural or mechanical even okay or that yeah like I said like there's rafts and everything like yeah i've seen the slides and oh yeah yeah yeah emergency ones so we had them we had them for when we were on our boats and they were activated by water so they needed water as a part of the chemical reaction okay so if they got water they would just explode [SPEAKER_04]: inflate and yeah, they got wet.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know if it's something like that. [SPEAKER_03]: So more the second in could be using oxygen as a catalyst for a reaction or maybe nitrogen, you know, something in the atmosphere where it's, you know, expanding a different chemical in its chest.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: And that it's like a puppet like there's four or five things in there or it's like we talked about with Sam and I thought Sam was like this The vines basically thing that they were talking about seeing little blue lines that that was Sam's actual body like the nerve of a system essentially. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, like a fungus or maybe a more like a slime mold and it's inside and it makes up construct to walk around in. [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: It needs something that needs some kind of physical work because remember Sam talked about that. [SPEAKER_03]: He was scared of humans. [SPEAKER_03]: They were very weak compared to humans. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: So they wear these things to either be nonchalant or scary or to look humanoid enough from a distance, not be bothered. [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But once you get up close, you rise, oh, it's just wearing like a suit. [SPEAKER_03]: A jack on the box head. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_04]: I think the, me and playable thing makes me think more supernatural. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not saying it's not. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just like literally from a cartoon. [SPEAKER_04]: That's what someone would do to get away. [SPEAKER_04]: Who? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just blow up and then they float off.
[SPEAKER_03]: This was actually Tom and Jerry. [SPEAKER_04]: Shh. [SPEAKER_04]: Well, even, even if it was like that's pretty creative for somebody that's just, if it is yellow journalism, you know, just a story. [SPEAKER_04]: I could also see that, too, because that's just a creative, I don't know, thought or idea to get away that way. [SPEAKER_03]: So some people also compare this to like some witchcraft related creatures. [SPEAKER_03]: I could see that.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, some like La La Trusa.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: the giant the bird woman beast yep because apparently it's more i mean that's not a skinwalker but it's kind of like skinwalker ask some people said skinwalkers that this is like wearing a costume and that's why he could chip it off right yeah we talked about that patreon a couple weeks ago that like with the big black dog on the show and it just chunks of it are falling off i don't know i mean it's just and it's so big is what's weird
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, especially a bird this big because we talked about the big what we talked about like the Thunderbirds even Darrell Sims talked about seeing one in Texas, you know, but I don't even think about that actually so a Thunderbird. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, and yeah, okay, let's let's go there are some cultures that talk about Thunderbirds as they can they aren't tell like not right.
[SPEAKER_03]: Not that they're not intelligent that they communicate with people that they're beyond just a big bird. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, it's just more yeah, not God like, but, you know, and like a and then they even train like little Jesus. [SPEAKER_03]: Some of them transform into people to communicate with people. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like skinwalkers like werewolves like [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, uh, uh, uh, other, so there's a, the can't shape shit.
[SPEAKER_03]: I think it's can't, I think it's can't crypt it. [SPEAKER_03]: Me and Emily used to listen a long time ago, huh? [SPEAKER_03]: Where they take real cryptids or legends or folklore and they do like a 30-minute story where they're in it, experiencing it or whatever they're telling like a story on a campfire.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So like bad squatch, thunderbird, but they talk about, I can't remember which group of Native Americans talked about them taking like the form of people or [SPEAKER_04]: So what yeah, it could be just a thunderbird and what if it is to like Native American like, you know, they put all the animals on their totem poles, you know, and I can't remember if the in the thunderbirds on some of them, right.
[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I thought so like so what if I like I said it at the beginning, what if they can shape shift into these entities or whatever, you know, what if some ancient energy or power. [SPEAKER_04]: person still has a stability and they're still doing it. [SPEAKER_03]: There's always a chance of a giant Stanley Gaster. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they just gone intelligent enough. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, they just nobody ever tried talking before. [SPEAKER_03]: They just get shot.
[SPEAKER_04]: What if he laid his eggs in his dance garbage and danced through the garbage out? [SPEAKER_04]: Now he's looking for his eggs. [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, I actually left my eggs over here. [SPEAKER_03]: Where's your garbage? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you want to the garbage? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just eggs. [SPEAKER_03]: I wonder more of it's like the mimicking aspect. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, just repeating, heard something.
[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, those like stand around the house. [SPEAKER_03]: That's very much like when to go, skinwalk, you know, just, you know, copying whatever it's heard. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, throwing it back out there. [SPEAKER_04]: So it's standing in his woods, hobo in the woods. [SPEAKER_03]: A hobo in the woods. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: But, you know, here and maybe his wife's a Dan, where's the garbage can? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Something like that and he's comes out.
[SPEAKER_03]: Dan, Dan, where's the garbage can? [SPEAKER_03]: He runs in the new whisper something, I'm gonna guess probably incoherence. [SPEAKER_04]: Probably or really perverted. [SPEAKER_04]: So Dan, yeah, act to the face. [SPEAKER_03]: The last thing he said to his dead wife, uh, like the something like that, you know, just like some heartfelt thing. [SPEAKER_03]: Where's all repeated that? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, like yeah, some traumatic highly emotional thing. [SPEAKER_04]: Probably.
[SPEAKER_03]: That would freak me out, or just like, leaves a hamburger cheeseburger big Mac waffle song. [SPEAKER_04]: I would stab it to 1909. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What's a big Mac? [SPEAKER_04]: Like, way before those before they ever existed, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: It's like, buy Apple stock. [SPEAKER_03]: Gosh, and he's like, why would I buy stock and apples? [SPEAKER_04]: Well, you know, the, I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: That's good. [SPEAKER_04]: Some justified reason.
[SPEAKER_03]: No, but yeah, it's what, you know, it's just like, he's telling him the future. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly. [SPEAKER_04]: He's not your Domus. [SPEAKER_04]: He's speaking in quad trains. [SPEAKER_03]: He needs to buy, stalking an apple. [SPEAKER_03]: No man can eat. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yes. [SPEAKER_04]: Save the seeds. [SPEAKER_04]: What? [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's apple product. [SPEAKER_04]: It's not the actual fruit I know.
[SPEAKER_04]: Save the seeds of knowledge. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: This is a goofy one. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think it's real? [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think it's yellow journalism? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a thunderbird. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think it's small? [SPEAKER_03]: I've seen people say it's a moth man. [SPEAKER_03]: So in the drawing, the trash can comes up to like his knee.
[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Just so you understand how big this thing is. [SPEAKER_04]: The trash. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they're trash and comes up to the creatures knee, not the ends. [SPEAKER_04]: So that's his small trash can. [SPEAKER_04]: They must not have much garbage. [SPEAKER_03]: It was [SPEAKER_03]: But so it's obviously because it floated off. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, and then never actually flapped out.
[SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, is it just a screen image like it's maybe it's just a screen image. [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe had a stroke or he was, it wasn't a Dutch. [SPEAKER_04]: It could have been a Dutch and it's a screen image. [SPEAKER_04]: They're putting, who is it? [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's kryptonauts and all. [SPEAKER_03]: Or is there like a diabetic shock? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, sorry. [SPEAKER_04]: I had to take a quick a potty break. [SPEAKER_04]: I was going to be my pants.
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