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Cryptic Accounts

Patrick Ryan
Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​ A production of Aspire Unity LLC
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Episodes

Ep. 61 - Ken Johnston, Richard Hoagland, NASA Coverups, & The Moon

A NASA whistleblower Ken Johnston after two decades of secrecy revealed photos from his time with the Apollo program to well known controversial theorist Richard Hoagland. These photos would add to allegations that NASA covers up things they see in space and on our moon.

Mar 17, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 61

Ep. 59 - The Gateway Experience - A How-To Guide on Escaping Time & Space

In 1983, US Army Commander Wayne McDonnell was given the "simple" task of researching the possible use of soundwaves to aid in remote viewing military intelligence projects; but what he delivered was a whole lot more. What is consciousness, time, space, the nature of reality, the ultimate questions of death and the afterlife? Join us as we delve into the declassified report that's making waves on social media 38 years later - and find out just what revelations McDonnell believes he uncovered....

Mar 05, 20211 hr 29 minSeason 2Ep. 59

Guglielmo Marconi, Secret Italian Space Program, & a Hidden City in the Andes Mountains

Guglielmo Marconi's radio system helped rescue survivors of the Titanic, headed secret Italian Space and UFO research programs, and invented an energy device for Mussolini which the Pope did not approve of. Did he really die of a heart attack in 1937, or did he escape to South America with cutting edge technology in free energy and antigravity?

Mar 03, 202159 minSeason 2Ep. 58

Ep. 57 - Genesis Revisited Pt. 2

We continue our exploration of author and ancient-alien researcher Zacharia Sitchen's research into the Biblical book of Genesis. Who are the Annunaki, our ancient alien slave masters? How did they come to create man-kind as we know it today, and how is this knowledge hidden in the book of Genesis that we all know? But most importantly, why do they keep marrying their sisters? All this and more on this week's Cryptic Accounts.

Feb 24, 20211 hr 47 minSeason 2Ep. 57

Ep. 56 - UAP's, More Planet Size UFO's, & Portals... EVERWHERE

It's another hodgepodge of stories on this bonus episode. First up, a strange inverted bell shaped UAP spotted from the cockpit of a F/A-18 in 2018, then a NASA aeronautics expert claims there are HUGE UFO's orbiting Saturn, and finally a plasma physicist, also from NASA says there's portals opening and closing all over the place!

Feb 19, 202138 minSeason 2Ep. 56

Ep. 55 - Heavenly Weapons, the Ark of the Covenant & the Ark of Gabriel

A recent massacre in Ethiopia is believed to be related to the Ark of the Covenant, a Biblical object with strange powers that has been duplicated by different societies. As well as a similar object only made known in recent years, the Ark of Gabriel, a heavenly weapon that the archangel Gabriel instructed care to Muhammed which may have been the cause of two massacres at Mecca in 2015 when attempts were made to remove it from its' resting place there.

Feb 17, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 2Ep. 55

Ep. 54 - Navy UFO Patents & the Mysterious Dr. Salvatore Pais

Mini-Fusion Reactors, Warp-Drive, Force-Fields, Space-Time Weapons, Man-Made Flying Saucers and more. For the past five-years, the US Navy has been filing patents for technologies that are so unbelievable they've had to battle the US Patent Office to even accept their applications. Stranger still, all of these sci-fi creations are supposedly the work of one mysterious scientist: Dr. Salvatore Pais. This week we dive into the dark world of the Navy's UFO Patents and their inventor. Is it a public...

Feb 10, 20211 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 54

Ep. 53 - The Lost Continent Atlantis, Source of All Civilization

Many have searched for Atlantis. Almost every major culture spoke of it in different ways. It seems there may be something to this tale of a sunken continent. Starting with Plato many have spoken on and pondered the existence of Atlantis.

Feb 03, 20211 hr 37 minSeason 2Ep. 53

Ep. 52 - Genesis Revisited Part 1: The Secret History of Our Solar System

Are the Annunaki and Nephilim one in the same? What do ancient myths of battles with a celestial sea dragon tell us about the book of Genesis? How did the Summerians map our solar system 6,000 before modern science? This week we explore Part 1 of Zecharia Sitchn's "Genesis Revisited" to explore all this and more.

Jan 27, 20211 hr 39 minSeason 2Ep. 52

Ep. 50 - Modern Day Dinosaurs

Did dinosaurs survive into modern history? Intriguing pottery and cave drawings kick off this weeks episode, as the cryptic crew explore ancient Cambodian temples, the different breeds of English dragon, modern pterodactyl sightings, the Jersey Devil, and a not so friendly African brontosaurus who is still stompin’ today. Join Dennis and Patrick as they ask the important dinosaur questions this week on Cryptic Accounts.

Jan 13, 20211 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 50

Ep. 48 - Project Blue Beam

False messiahs in the sky, faux alien invasion, demons in your home appliances, and real-life military technology all come together in this weeks episode about the Project Blue Beam theory. We explore the (assassinated?) journalist Serge Monast, his warning about the coming New World Order and the spectacular false flag operation that will bring it all together.

Dec 30, 202054 minSeason 1Ep. 48

Ep. 47 - Esoteric Hitlerism, Nazi UFOs, & Antarctic Bases

From the occult beliefs of high ranking nazis, to photos of flying saucers they built, and the belief that they may have escaped to Antarctica. Esoteric Hitlerism lead to some interesting twists and turns this week on Cryptic Accounts.

Dec 23, 20201 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 47

Ep. 45 - Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation. From young children gifted far beyond their years, to unique DNA, to testimonials of hybrid parents. The alien hybrid theory continues to expand

Dec 09, 20201 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 45

Ep. 44 - Butterfly People and Mothmen

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Butterfly People & Mothmen. From the devastating tornado in Joplin, to the nuclear disaster in Chernobyl, strange winged creatures are reported being seen.

Dec 02, 202051 minSeason 1Ep. 44

Ep. 42 - The Truth About Giants & Nephilim

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, The Truth About Giants & Nephilim. Throughout history there are accounts and events of extremely large people walking the Earth. From Egyptians to Native American to European explorers there is no shortage of recorded history referencing giants as well as some more recent physical evidence.

Nov 18, 20201 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 42

Ep. 41 - CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8. Chilling evidence of some of the most advanced spying software ever created being secured by some of the most lax security measures imaginable.

Nov 11, 20201 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 41

Ep. 40 - Egyptians in the New World

This week on Cryptic Account, Patrick and Dennis delve into the mystery of ancient Egyptian contact with the New World. Did the Pharaohs send messengers across the Atlantic, and if so what evidence do we have?

Nov 04, 202050 minSeason 1Ep. 40

Cryptic Experiences - #1 - Laura's Ghosts

In this new segment of Cryptic Accounts, Cryptic Experiences is interviews with firsthand experiencers of the paranormal, ET's, UFO's, and the like. On this first episode, Patrick and Dennis interview Laura Bowen. Laura had a couple of interesting paranormal experiences as a young girl during some very emotionally charged situations. Later in life she would witness her young son having an experience of his own as well...

Oct 29, 202039 min

Ep. 39 - The Sallie House

On this episode Patrick and Dennis get to know the Sallie House. One of the most famous and haunted house in America is in Atchison, KS. Named for the first spirit the Pickmans interacted with in the house in the 90's but that was only the beginning...

Oct 28, 20201 hr 44 minSeason 1Ep. 39

Ep. 38 - Weather Control

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, Weather Control. Droughts, Floods, Hurricanes, and more... all manmade. Sounds completely crazy until you start getting into all the disclosures. www.CrypticAccounts.com

Oct 21, 20201 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 38

Ep. 37 - The Man From Venus, Valiant Thor

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Valiant Thor. In the late 1950's the US government housed an otherworldly visitor in the Pentagon who wanted to change life for the better but the powers that be were more worried about the economy and their power.

Oct 14, 20202 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 37

Ep. 36 - David Icke & The New Age Gnostic Phenomenon

On this week's episode, Cryptic Accounts explores the rise of David Icke and his all encompassing theory of reptilians, the illuminati, evil-annunaki, and a theory that explains just about everything. They then turn to the similarities between Icke's new-age thought, the ancient Gnostics and how God the Universe and everything gets turned upside down.

Oct 07, 20201 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 36

Ep. 35 - 1984 Exploration of Mars

This week on Cryptic Accounts, the 1984 Exploration of Mars. Stargate Project was a banner for a group of bizarre military and intelligence agencies' research that occurred for over 20 years. One such project sent an Army veteran to Mars, circa 1 million B.C..

Sep 30, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 35

Ep. 34 - Operation Trojan Horse

This week, the Cryptic Accounts crew gets back into the supernatural side of UFOs. Pat and Dennis encounter other-worldly cow rustlers, fae-folk in miniature saucers, ancient sky-sailors, 1800's Men in Black, mind control & prophecies throughout time, and so much more in John Keel's 1970 classic "Operation Trojan Horse."

Sep 23, 20201 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 34

Ep. 33 - The Murder of Karen Silkwood Pt. 2

On this bonus episode of Cryptic Accounts, the conclusion to the Murder of Karen Silkwood. More government agencies get involved in blocking any investigation into Karen's murder or the large amount of plutonium missing from Kerr-McGee's uranium refinery

Sep 21, 20201 hr 53 minSeason 1Ep. 33
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