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Cryptic Accounts

Patrick Ryan
Not woke, We've been awake the whole time. We believe in analyzing things with common sense and research. We are judgmental. We judge people, ideas, and the status quo to make informed decisions and stances.​​ A production of Aspire Unity LLC
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Episodes

Ep. 32 - The Murder of Karen Silkwood

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Murder of Karen Silkwood. She was a lab tech who was about to expose major corruption and safety violations at Kerr-McGee's plutonium refinery in the mid-seventies when she suddenly died in a mysterious car crash, the evidence she was on her way to deliver vanishes.

Sep 16, 20201 hr 21 minSeason 1Ep. 32

Ep. 31 - House of 200 Demons

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The House of 200 Demons. In 2011 the Ammons family rented a house in Gary, IN that they soon found to be inhabited by something paranormal that didn't want to leave...

Sep 09, 20201 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 31

Ep. 30 - Operation Gladio

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Gladio. During the Cold War hidden militia's across Europe organized by NATO and supplied by the CIA were originally a line of defense against the spread of communism but soon became state sponsored terrorist groups that then went on to become above the law to the point some governments didn't even know they were operating in their country.

Sep 02, 20201 hr 37 minSeason 1Ep. 30

Ep. 29 - The Illuminati infiltrate the Freemasons

This week on Cryptic Accounts, the infiltration of the Freemasons by the Illuminati. The 1770's and 80's were a time of revolutions around the world. What a great time to seed a secret society bent on world domination.

Aug 26, 20201 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 29

Ep. 27 - Freemasonry & Albert Pike

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Freemasonry & Albert Pike. We take a look at the confederate general and the secret occult organization he led and reshaped in America.

Aug 12, 20201 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Ep. 26 - MJ12, The Military Industrial Complex, and JFK's Assassination

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, the pair delve into the Presidential politics of UFOs in the years following the infamous Roswell crash. We learn how military, intelligence and elite insiders sought to hide secret technology from the US and the world, including two of America's greatest presidents, and how Eisenhower and JFK went to great lengths to discover and reveal this information - perhaps to their great peril.

Aug 05, 20201 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Ep. 25 - Blinded By the Light in 1979

This week on Cryptic Accounts, in 1979 near the North Dakota/Minnesota boarder a deputy sheriff had a very strange, well documented encounter while out on patrol early one morning.

Jul 29, 20201 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ep. 24 - Project Acoustic Kitty & The Russian Whale Wars

On this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts, Project Acoustic Kitty and The Russian Whale Wars. Patrick and Dennis begin by exploring a topic secret CIA project to turn your house cat into a super spy and end up swimming in an abyss of weaponized whale tales.

Jul 22, 20201 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Ep. 23 - Operation Snow White

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Snow White. In the 1970's The Church of Scientology ran a vast array of infiltrations against doctors, lawyers, and almost every branch of the US government successfully to monitor and alter information about the church. Headed by L. Ron Hubbard's wife, Mary Sue Hubbard.

Jul 15, 20201 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Ep. 22 - Haunted Archeology

This week on Cryptic Accounts, haunted archeology. A collection of macabre and mysterious tales from modern archeology.

Jul 08, 202055 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Ep. 21 - Marina Abramovic

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Marina Abramovic. Artist, sometimes occult ritual leader, other times denier of same acts. From spirit cooking with powerful people, to satanic symbols in her art, to outright claiming power in magick. There seems to be more Marina than artistic expression...

Jul 01, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Ep. 20 - The First War of the Worlds

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The First War of the Worlds. Before Roswell, there was another eerily similar crash in the Midwest along with several air engagements when man was first learning to fly.

Jun 24, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Ep. 19 - CIA, Contra, and the Crack Epidemic

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CIA, Contra, and the crack epidemic of the 1980's. From a simple plan by the CIA to fuel an uprising to overthrow the Nicaraguan government by selling cocaine in Los Angeles leading to fueling the crack epidemic that spread across the country. And as usual with our government, they admitted they may have had some wrongdoings but they've put all that in the past...

Jun 17, 20201 hr 33 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Ep. 18 - CERN & The Large Hadron Collider

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CERN & The Large Hadron Collider. From opening portals, to time traveling sabotage particles, to ritualistic sacrifice the LHC has no shortage of odd happenings going on around and in it at its' home in Geneva.

Jun 10, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Ep. 17 - Protests, Politics, and Agent Provocateurs

This week on Cryptic Accounts - Protests, Politics, and Agent Provocateurs. From inciting violence in peaceful protests, to bolstering radicals to terrorist acts, to spreading misinformation to discredit those they deem a threat in politics or civil matters; government agencies such as the FBI and CIA infiltrate and manipulate groups to their own ends or lead them to commit crimes they otherwise may not have committed.

Jun 03, 20201 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Ep. 16 - UFO's and Soul Stealing Entities

This week on Cryptic Accounts, UFO's and Soul Stealing Entities. We delve into experiences of researchers, witnesses, and whistleblowers uncovering some sort of entities, either demonic or extraterrestrials attempting to steal human souls.

May 27, 20201 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Ep. 15 - Hyperinflation

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Hyperinflation. The rapid change in a currency's buying power due to the printing of additional money supply can cause disaster for a country's citizens and economy. We take a look at some of the worst hit countries in modern history.

May 20, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Ep. 14 - The Labyrinth of Time

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Labyrinth of Time. We take a deep look at Anthony Peake's, "The Labyrinth of Time: The Illusion of Past, Present and Future", which explores the relationship between consciousness and reality and in the process puts forward an amazing hypothesis that can explain many enigmatic phenomena, including déjà vu, precognition, near-death experience and altered states.

May 13, 20201 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Ep. 13 - Men in Black and the Needles Crash

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Men in Black and the Needles Crash. A well documented crash in Needles, CA led to the arrival of strange appearance of a team that removed the crashed object immediately and began questioning the town's people. Men in Black are a recurring event for almost as long as UFO's have been being reported in modern history. They come out of nowhere and know everything about a witness' experience before they have a chance to tell anyone in most case. Reports of them looking...

May 06, 20201 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Ep. 12 - Disappearing Through Time & Space

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, disappearing through time and space. Neutrons, people, and even bodies of land seemingly appearing, disappearing, and reappearing at different places and times. A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Apr 29, 20201 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Ep. 11 - Spanish Flu and Quarantining

This week on Cryptic Accounts we look at the Spanish Flu and how it compares to CoVid-19 as well as the history of quarantines and pandemic responses. A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Apr 22, 20201 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Ep. 9 - Bitcoin Creator, Satoshi Nakamoto

On Cryptic Accounts this week we cover the mysterious unknown creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. A username that took the cryptography world by storm in 2008. A year later a new digital currency existed. Then Satoshi disappeared leaving little clues and never touching the fortune of bitcoin that they left for themself. There have been many guess as to who Satoshi Nakamoto really was. This week we bring you some of most likely and most covered potential candidates, some more candid than others...

Apr 08, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Ep. 8 - Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR. In 1932 and a group of the ultra rich who were against the New Deal and the US going off the gold standard came up with a plain to use veterans to overthrow FDR and seize control of the White House. A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Apr 01, 20201 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Ep. 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon

This week on the podcast we cover the Mummies of the Grand Canyon. A story over a hundred years old out of a newspaper that never covered sensationalist news, of the man on expedition from the Smithsonian who discovered mummies, shrines, and advanced tools in an almost unreachable cave along the Colorado River Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Mar 25, 20201 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Ep. 6 - The Exorcism of Emma Smid

This week on Cryptic Accounts we take a long look at the exorcism of Emma Smid. One of the most widely publicized exorcisms of all time. From helping to thwart an assassination attempt on the Pope, to slowing the antichrist, to doing battle with Satan. Emma fought a battle few of us can even fully imagine. Available on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and at www.CrypticAccounts.com Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Mar 18, 20201 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Ep. 5 - Qanon

On the podcast this week, Qanon. From how it started on an obscure message board to becoming a conspiracy that got listed on the FBI's terrorist watchlist, the murder of a mob boss, drinking bleach, and explaining coronavirus. There's a lot to be said about those who consider themselves followers of "Q". Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Mar 11, 20201 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Ep. 4 - Operation Mockingbird & CIA Media Manipulation

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Mockingbird and how the CIA has been admittedly manipulating media throughout the world for over 70 years. We discuss the Congressional investigations as well as what is going on today... Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

Mar 04, 20201 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Ep. 3 - The Nimitz Encounters

This week on the show, The Nimitz Encounters. Three Navy documented and confirmed UAP sightings spanning over almost a decade, from classified to declassified, denied and confirmed, back and forth until Tom Delonge got involved

Feb 26, 20201 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 3
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