In our 109th episode we're talking spine #129 in the Criterion Collection: Jacques Becker's LE TROU from 1960. First RJ talks about MIB3, I LOVE YOU, MAN, and REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS. Jarrett talks about, uh 16 hours of watching guys play Dungeon Crawl Classic. Oh, and RJ didn't mention Jarrett's mic wasn't working right after the new Skype update, so that's awesome. Don't worry, it gets better during the actual review! Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out ...
Aug 16, 2018•1 hr 34 min
In our 108th episode we're talking spine #127 and 128 in the Criterion Collection: Carl Theodor Dreyer's GERTRUD (1963) and Torben Skjodt Jensen's MY METIER (1995). First it is their Second Anniversary, then RJ talks about MEN IN BLACK 1 and 2, and Jarrett talks about DARKON. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Tw...
Aug 09, 2018•1 hr 42 min
In our 107th episode we're talking spine #125 and 126 in the Criterion Collection: Carl Theodor Dreyer's DAY OF WRATH (1943) and ORDET (1955). First RJ talks about DRAGONBALL Z OVAs, and Jarrett... kind of watched SWISS ARMY MAN. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on...
Aug 02, 2018•2 hr 1 min
In our 106th episode we're talking spines #122 and 123 in the Criterion Collection: The Maysles Brothers' SALESMAN (1969) and GREY GARDENS (1975). First RJ talks about some hotel room movies and GOODFELLAS, and Jarrett talks about HER NAME WAS LISA. Another hardcore film. Good for him. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us ...
Jul 19, 2018•1 hr 53 min
In our 105th episode we're talking spine #121 in the Criterion Collection: John Schlesinger's BILLY LIAR from 1963. First RJ talks about BLOCKERS, REDLINE, and OAV DRAGON BALL. Jarrett talks about a bunch of porn docs! A LABOR OF LOVE, HOT GIRLS WANTED, AFTER PORN ENDS, THE SARNOS: A LIFE IN DIRTY MOVIES. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criteri...
Jul 12, 2018•1 hr 40 min
In our 104th episode we're talking spine #119 and 120 in the Criterion Collection: Bruce Robinson's WITHNAIL & I (1986) and HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING (1988). First RJ talks about HANNIE CAULDER, BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY< and TOP GUN. Jarrett talks about FINAL DEPLOYMENT 4, BAT PUSSY!, WILD WILD COUNTRY, THE PROTECTOR, and some hardcore action with CORRUPTION. Good times! Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work her...
Jul 05, 2018•1 hr 54 min
In our 103rd episode we're talking spine #118 in the Criterion Collection: Preston Sturges' SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS from 1941. First RJ talks PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA and HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN, Jarrett talks the documentary THE IMAGE REVOLUTION, BORN TO FIGHT, and THE BATTLE WIZARD. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that T...
Jun 28, 2018•1 hr 49 min
In our 102nd episode we're talking spine #117 in the Criterion Collection: Luis Bunuel's DIARY OF A CHAMBERMAID from 1964. First RJ talks THE LAST WITCH HUNTER, DOGTOOTH, LORD OF ILLUSIONS, and HEREDITARY, Jarrett talks about PREY, GOTHIC KING COBRA, and PIGS. And not once do we talk about how this movie is apparently about a diary, and yet there is no diary. Bullshitathon right here. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here...
Jun 21, 2018•1 hr 45 min
In our 101st episode we're talking spine #116 in the Criterion Collection: Akira Kurosawa's THE HIDDEN FORTRESS from 1958. First RJ talks BELLADONNA OF SADNESS, some Ari Aster shorts, and Jarrett talks about some Vinegar Syndrome offerings (SEEDS, BLUE VENGEANCE). It's what they do. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on ...
Jun 14, 2018•1 hr 36 min
In our 100th episode we're talking spine #9 in the Criterion Laserdisc Collection: Orson Welles' THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS from 1942. First RJ talks about classics like AFFLICTION and garbage like EVIL IN THE NIGHT. Jarrett touches on THE GAMBLER from 1974, and a few 70s Japanese numbers. A real low key 100th episode celebration. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook!...
Jun 07, 2018•1 hr 46 min
In our ninety-ninth episode we're talking spine #115 in the Criterion Collection: Jules Dassin's RIFIFI from 1955. First RJ talks about some other heist movies, such as HEAT, HEIST, THUNDERBOLT & LIGHTFOOT, and BABY DRIVER. Jarrett did no such thing, and continued watching garbage 90s thrillers. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncree...
May 31, 2018•2 hr 5 min
In our ninety-eighth episode we're talking spine #114 in the Criterion Collection: Gregory La Cava's MY MAN GODFREY from 1936. First RJ talks about KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, KEDI, and THE CHAMP (1932). Jarrett talks about a mess of things, like 1990s thrillers of the likes of WHITE SANDS, BODY OF EVIDENCE, and POISON IVY. Yeesh. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! w...
May 24, 2018•1 hr 44 min
In our ninety-seventh episode we're talking spine #113 in the Criterion Collection: Mario Monicelli's BIG DEAL ON MADONNA STREET from 1958. First RJ talks about more anime, and Jarrett jumps around between CHILD's PLAY 2, to MIGHTY JOE YOUNG, and some anime of his own. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! ...
May 17, 2018•1 hr 38 min
In our ninety-sixth episode we're talking spine #110, 111, & 112 in the Criterion Collection: Jacques Tati's M. HULOT'S HOLIDAY (1953), MON ONCLE (1958), and PLAYTIME (1967). First RJ talks about that AVENGERS INFINITY WAR thing, and his wild run on some anime classics, and Jarrett watched some LA CASA film franchise, some ZOMBI franchise, some Tommy Lee Jones movies, and ISLE OF DOGS and FREEWAY (1996). Criterion review starts like an hour and a half in, it is ridiculous. Podcast's intro so...
May 10, 2018•2 hr 45 min
In our ninety-fifth episode we're talking spine #109 in the Criterion Collection: Josef von Sternberg's THE SCARLET EMPRESS from 1934. First RJ is dead after watching Full Moon movies only for two weeks, and Jarrett should have been too, but still watched two Dr. Strange movies, more Charles Band productions, and THE MAZE from 1953. If Marvel movies ever get brought up again, Jarrett quits. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of wor...
May 03, 2018•1 hr 24 min
In an utter fit of madness, and half way to Halloween, RJ watched all of the Puppet Master movies in two days. In response, Jarrett started to watch all the Full Moon Entertainment movies Charles Band produced from 1989-1994. And RJ joined him on this stupid adventure. This is our report. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/criterioncreeps We've got a Patreon too, if you are so incline...
May 01, 2018•3 hr 36 min
In our ninety-fourth episode we're talking spine #108 in the Criterion Collection: Michael Bay's THE ROCK from 1996. First RJ and Jarrett talk about THE GREAT MARTIAN WAR 1913-1917, JOE, PHANTOM THREAD, and TERROR ON ALCATRAZ, which follows a deep dive into that Bay oeuvre. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twit...
Apr 26, 2018•2 hr 5 min
In our ninety-third episode we're talking spine #8 in the Criterion Laserdisc Collection: Don Siegel's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS from 1956. First RJ and Jarrett watched Friday the 13th Parts 5 through 8, some plant based horror, body swap horror, the HBO Andre the Giant doc, as well as Batman & Bill. And then they watched and talk all four Body Snatchers movies (1956, 1978, 1993, and 2007). Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming bo...
Apr 18, 2018•2 hr 48 min
In our ninety-second episode we're talking spine #107 in the Criterion Collection: Neil Jordan's MONA LISA from 1986. First RJ and Jarrett talk about WRESTLEMANIA!, and then RJ regales us with all the movies he watched (like WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN, WIND RIVER, VERONICA), and Jarrett watched a Lynne Ramsay movie too (YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE). Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases ...
Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 49 min
In our ninety-first episode we're talking spine #106 in the Criterion Collection: Bertrand Tavernier's COUP DE TORCHON from 1981. First RJ talks about some alien movie, some Moses movies, Jarrett watched one too, and a documentary about a board game. Enticing, no? Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitt...
Apr 05, 2018•1 hr 34 min
In our ninetieth episode we're talking spine #105 in the Criterion Collection: Stanley Kubrick's SPARTACUS from 1960. First RJ talks about THOR: RAGNAROK and KING ARTHUR, and Jarrett talks about such classics as THE DEVIL'S HONEY and THE ZODIAC KILLER. And then in the actual review we talk about THE ARENA, GLADIATOR, and BRAVEHEART, too. Endless. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Lik...
Mar 29, 2018•2 hr 22 min
In our eighty-ninth episode we're talking spine #104 in the Criterion Collection: Manahiro Shinoda's DOUBLE SUICIDE from 1969. First RJ talks about watching BODY PARTS and DOUBLE TARGET, and Jarrett caught up with movies like THE INTOUCHABLES, JUSTICE LEAGUE, ZOOTOPIA, and CRYPTIC PLASM. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' and outro by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps...
Mar 22, 2018•1 hr 58 min
In our eighty-eighth episode we're talking spine #103 in the Criterion Collection: Preston Sturges' THE LADY EVE from 1941. First RJ regales us with a story of debauchery south of the border, then talks about BEFORE I WAKE and BRIGSBY BEAR, then Jarrett talks about STOP MAKING SENSE, TRUE STORIES, and A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club (as well as the first appearance here of the outro)! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycr...
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr 42 min
In our eighty-seventh episode we're talking spine #102 in the Criterion Collection: Luis Bunuel's THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE from 1972. First Jarrett talks about comics, then they get into movies: RJ watched PHANTOM THREAD, Jarrett has now seen every Best Picture Winner EVAR, and then both of them talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on ...
Mar 08, 2018•2 hr 12 min
So it was six months ago now that TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN finished airing, and unlike a lot of television things wrapping up and being forgotten once it is done, it had immediate cult status being directed by David Lynch, and being... well, TWIN PEAKS. It also has found legs in strange internet fights to have it recognized as a 'film' (Jarrett picked it as the best film of the year as what could really beat out the weekly experience of watching the show, and, uh, episode 8?). And hey, it screened...
Mar 03, 2018•3 hr 27 min
In our eighty-sixth episode we're talking spine #7 in the Criterion LASERDISC Collection: Fred Zinnemann's HIGH NOON from 1952. First RJ runs through such instant classics as I, TONYA, NOT LIKE US, THE INDIAN FIGHTER, and MUTE, both saw and talk about ANNIHILATION, and Jarrett speaks to such films as HAPPY GILMORE, CHARIOTS OF FIRE, and the weepy TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.band...
Mar 01, 2018•2 hr 23 min
In our eighty-fifth episode we're talking spine #101 in the Criterion Collection: Ingmar Bergman's CRIES AND WHISPERS from 1972. First RJ runs through a bunch of movies (like DISASTER ARTIST, BAYWATCH), Jarrett runs through a bunch of movies (like BEN-HUR, SOUND OF MUSIC), and even watched BILLY MADISON. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterio...
Feb 22, 2018•1 hr 54 min
In our eighty-fourth episode we're talking spine #100 in the Criterion Collection: the BEASTIE BOYS VIDEO ANTHOLOGY from 2000. First RJ runs through a bunch of Best Picture nominees (LADYBIRD, THREE BILLBOARDS, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME), they both saw FLORIDA PROJECT, then Jarrett talks PHANTOM THREAD, with a top up with his continued frustration with lousy 1950s musicals. And in this episode Jarrett debuts the podcast's new intro 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blosso...
Feb 15, 2018•2 hr 40 min
In our eighty-third episode we're talking spine #99 in the Criterion Collection: The Maysles Brothers and Charlotte Zwerin's GIMME SHELTER from 1970. First RJ talks about INVISIBLE BOY and ALMOST FAMOUS, Jarrett is getting into those 1950s Best Picture Winners, then RJ offers the wrongest opinions since Jarrett thought SEVEN SAMURAI was just alright. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter...
Feb 08, 2018•2 hr 1 min
In our eighty-second episode we're talking spine #98 in the Criterion Collection: Michelangelo Antonioni's L'AVVENTURA from 1960. First RJ and Jarrett talk about the ROYAL RUMBLE, then RJ talks about FORBIDDEN PLANET, and Jarrett touches on a few Ok pieces of movies. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/criterioncreeps We've got ...
Feb 01, 2018•1 hr 32 min
