Secrets: What do you secretly play dumb about?!

What do you secretly play dumb about?! "My husband is dumb about EVERYTHING! Where do I put my shoes, laundry? What's laundry? Oh this cup goes in the dishwasher? What's a dishwasher? Where's my head? I can't find that either! EVERYTHING!" "I secretly play dumb that I forget to put the toilet seat down because my girlfriend never leaves it up for it. It works both ways!" "I play dumb about where all these packages come from. My husband is always like "damn honey you're ordering so much" and I'm like "no they always ship things in so many packages! so bad for the environment, right?" but secretly I do order so much!"

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