Crisco, Dez & Wes keep you laughing in the morning from 6-9:30am on KS95 in the Twin Cities.
What Daphnes husband did when she was gone would make most people freak out… she wants us to settle their fight! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco and Wes are not getting along today and what some people find acceptable nowadays is... well you be the judge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Dez got a shower from her friend, it wasn't a baby shower and it's probably not what you're thinking. Plus, Crisco really indulged himself over his vacation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Henry is wondering if all parents have a favorite child and what to do about his freeloading brother. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
A listener sent us a text with what we thought was a great idea! A listener roast. As in, listeners send in all their jokes and roast all of us. So, if you want to get in on the roast of Crisco, Dez, Wes & Pidge, email your roast joke(s) to mornings@ks95.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Crisco was out on vacation last week and little did we know he wasn't just sitting in his basement (the entire time), he was out saving lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
The Tooth Fairy visited Dez's house the other night and now Dez has some questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
I know it’s bad for me but I will always blank? "I know it's bad for me, but I will always let Minnesota sports teams dictate how I feel based on how they're playing." "Smoking the devil's lettuce isn’t good for me, but I still do that daily 🤷🏼♀️" "I will always eat my pint of jellybeans almost every day!!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Biggest pet Peeve about your partner? "My husband constantly asks me to find something - his wallet, his keys, his jacket, - and he never takes 1/2 second to look for himself. IM NOT YOUR MAID!" "Too many to count after being married 35 years this year. He's always hot (so our house is always cold), always pacing, has to mix his protein drink thing the second he's done working out...dripping sweat...ick." "He says them incorrectly. "I need to get them files before the meeting." Can you hear my i...
Brittany and her husband are fighting over what their neighbors doing! How does she resolve this issue while keeping everyone happy at the same time? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
🍆🍑❤️😉 - You just have to listen to understand these Secrets 🤣 "Response: I don't know what this means and neither does anyone else in the office." "Sent the emojis to my husband. He said, eggplant? That's a penis.... 😆" "My husband said: "aren't you 37 weeks pregnant? How will that work?" "So should I come home for lunch or just leave early?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Wes is having an inner-dilemma after something his son said to him. Dez is having a dilemma over something VERY different she said to Taylor! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What are you oddly obsessed with? "Cute cows with bangs!!" "I live off hummus and use q tips every time after a shower." "I'm oddly obsessed with eating banana peels; the texture is so good!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Kelly is having a major issue with a new "system" her company just implemented! She doesn't know what to do, so she's turning to you. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
TJ has started gardening with her daughter, but her daughter was a little shocked to learn what their soil was made of. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What will you never admit to?! "I was in a fitting room and tried on a sports bra that was way too small and complicated. Could not get it off to save my life. Ended up five-finger discounting it and wearing it home until I could cut it off my body." "I will never admit when I'm wrong. I full on know It's something I need to work on." "I will never admit to husband how often I play around when he's gone." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...
Fiona is having cold feet about her upcoming wedding and thinking of ex’s all the time, is she normal? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Pidge accidentally glued his mouth shut and our in-house influencer TJ got a taste of her own influencer medicine. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco and Dez went out to dinner with each other the other night and another couple couldn't help but notice them. They also couldn't help the way they reacted when they thought Crisco and Dez were a couple. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
We all inherit traits from our parents, at birth and as we grow older. Some traits are good, others aren't so great. Or if you're Dez, most the traits you pass on to your children aren't necessarily "great". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What have you vowed to never do again?! "Give birth. One and done." "Living in a HOA. Never again!" "Jagermeister. Enough said." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Ellen is a little hurt by the way her friend reciprocated a favor she did for her. Should she end their friendship over this though? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What is the most annoying thing about your coworker? "My coworker is a misogynist. He also talks over me and argued everything I say. He's terrible!" "My co-worker snores, drinks his water so loudly, takes his lunch at the same time every day, and expects me to cuddle him every time I sit down.....yes he's my dog, and yes he's the bestest boy in the world! 🐶 💙" "My coworker's a total idiot! He had to ask if he needed to take a staple out of a stack of papers before he ran them through the scan...
What do you do that you hide from your partner? "I hide that I donate plasma from my husband, he thinks I will die from donating... I donate to make $$" "Spend too much money 😬my spouse doesn't look at the bank account and I'm in charge of our money. I probably shouldn't be..." "I hide from my partner the fact that she's getting fat and that I love it. I constantly encourage her to indulge and deny that she's putting on weight, while absolutely loving her new big body." See Privacy Policy at ht...
Gabby is feeling a little insecure about who she’s dating. There is a big difference between them and she’s wondering if it’s even OK before she meets his mom See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Another one of Crisco's family members set a record that may never be touched and finally, a diet plan we can all stick to! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What’s your weird phobia? "I cannot have a person walk within 200ft behind. It scares the heebee geebees out of me! I am a 62 year old male and I have this phobia since I was 5." "JUNEBUGS!! Such a horrible irrational fear! I have scars trying to escape from being near them!!" "Ordering stuff on the internet. I'm always terrified I'll get hacked." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Nicole really doesn’t want to do something and her friends, family and co-workers say it makes her a bad mom, should she have to just to make them happy? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco has been asked/demanded by the big boss to do something that's breaking his heart to do! Wes just continues to prove how weird he is. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Craig’s wife has a strange request that most people would say no to immediately. Should he put his foot down or stay quiet and keep his wife happy? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
