Secrets: What would you want left in your past if you were moving to a new place for a fresh start? "I've been divorced twice and am on my 3rd marriage. But 3rd time is a charm! We've been married 13 years." "My disgusting house. I’m a bit of a hoarder." "My in-laws!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 08, 2024•4 min
What annoys you about your partner? "That my husband is a narcissistic, controlling ahole!" "My husband will leave all his dirty clothes on his side of the bed, and all over the house. As well as some of his tools, it drives me nuts haha!" "He's a bragger. Such an ick." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 05, 2024•5 min
Phil’s divorce was going great until his ex-started dating a local Celebrity… See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 04, 2024•6 min
What lesson did you learn the hard way?? "I learned marriage is not for me. 3 strikes and I am out. Should I start batting for the other team?" "Don’t max a credit card or keep a credit card balance." "That Job is a job no matter who you work for, it's still a job & you can't trust them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 04, 2024•5 min
The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 04, 2024•44 sec
The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 03, 2024•44 sec
There’s one thing Diego can’t live down in his marriage… But is his wife taking it too far or is it something she’ll never get over? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 03, 2024•7 min
Am I crazy just because blank? "Am I crazy just because I have other people or voices in my head?" "I'm a widow, north of 50 and looking for a friend with benefits?" "Am I crazy for being a guy that likes unicorn with both men and women?!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 03, 2024•5 min
The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 02, 2024•44 sec
Most listeners know by now, our beloved Ryan left the show last week and Wes McKane is filling his spot starting April 8th. We figured it might be best for Wes to start forming a list of red flags that Ding & Dong have just so Wes knows what he walking into. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 02, 2024•5 min
Courtney's husband is starting to have a major problem with her best friend and is now giving her an ultimatum! Is this fair to her though? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 02, 2024•8 min
What are you hiding at your home that you hope nobody ever finds? "My husband's Victoria's Secret lingerie." "My brother has in-laws who are hiding a coffin with the son inside in a boat on their property. ....NO LIE!" "My box of "toys." I have a contingency plan for my friend to remove the box on the event of my demise." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Apr 02, 2024•6 min
I go out of my way to blank? "I’ve been going out of my way to hide my affair from my husband for 13 years. I love everything about him, minus life in the bedroom." "I got on my way to rotate caribou locations in my area so that the baristas don't know I have a coffee addiction." "Annoying my girlfriend with my dumb jokes. It makes me laugh, it totally annoys her and I always take it way too far!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/...
Apr 01, 2024•4 min
Blair’s boyfriend is THAT guy! Is this something she’ll always have to live with, or should she run? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Apr 01, 2024•8 min
After 22 years on the air at KS95, Ryan said goodbye to all our wonderful listeners. This is his entire final show with Crisco and Dez. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 29, 2024•2 hr 8 min
#EpicSecrets " I still dream about my first love that turned into an affair years later and ended with a 5150 lockup (for him) when I finally wised up and broke things off. Still the hottest lust I've ever felt and the most adventurous unicorn sessions ever." "I will NEVER tell anyone this, but my boyfriend had surgery recently to have an implant put in, due to ED, now unicorn is awesome!" "I cheated on my ex-boyfriend, and he never knew, and I felt horrible after, so I never told him. But then ...
Mar 29, 2024•4 min
It's truly hard to believe, but this is Ryan's last After Hours podcast. Just like everything else this week, it's an emotional rollercoaster. We laugh, we cry, and we reflect on a legendary career. As always, we can never thank our listeners enough. None of this would be possible without you. And from every single one of us, we love and thank you Ryan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 28, 2024•31 min
What are you doing your best to hide?! "My gold and silver bars. Hiding them from the spouse." "Trying to hide... ALL MY FAT!" "I spent years hiding, or masking as it's called, my type 1 autism. It was exhausting and I was in a poor mental state throughout high school. But I graduated last year, found an excellent job working with an accepting employer, and have not masked since." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...
Mar 28, 2024•5 min
Mary is faced with a massive bill that is not her fault! Who should have to pay the vet bill because her dog got high?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 28, 2024•6 min
There's just one last thing Ryan wants to do before he says goodbye to us Friday and he needs your help! We also play another round of You Laugh You Lose. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 27, 2024•25 min
Steve is terrified to bring another kid into the world! And it’s mostly because of the person his wife turns into when she’s pregnant! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 27, 2024•6 min
#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was choking and gagging, which only got worse when it released its stink oil. Session ruined #SexFail" "Th...
Mar 27, 2024•4 min
You have to hear about this absolutely incredible short story one amazing listener wrote about Crisco, Dez & Ryan!! Plus, another listener wrote a Top 10 list for Ryan of things he won't miss after leaving KS95. It's hilarious and brutally honest! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 26, 2024•23 min
He swore he'd never do it, but last night he realized he had to. For you! Ryan joined Instagram last night after realizing it's the best way to stay in touch with all of us. Listen here and you can learn all about how to find him, how to stay in touch with him and more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 26, 2024•3 min
Most embarrassing moment when you needed help! "After a night of drinking, I went to the bathroom and slipped through the toilet seat. When I was trying to get myself out, I fell and ripped the toilet seats off and was laying on the floor with a toilet seat stuck on my behind." "I got my butt stuck in a bucket. It took a couple people to get me out!" "When I was in second grade, I peed my pants out on the playground so, my dear friend Heidi walked right behind me for the rest of the day. I was t...
Mar 26, 2024•3 min
Beth’s husband of 20 years is cheating on her! But that’s not the most upsetting part! How badly should she blow this thing up? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 26, 2024•8 min
Ryan kicks off his final week on the show and we have a blast sharing some laughs and great memories! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 25, 2024•22 min
What makes you jealous?! "Couples that have weekends off together." "I got so jealous when the other team wins my Pickleball match! #too competitive" "I do I home daycare. I'm totally jealous of people that can take 1/2 days or days off for doctors appts without having clients complain about taking time off." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 25, 2024•6 min
Nick’s Dad warned him against doing a DNA test but for VERY different reasons! And now he’s not sure if he should even tell his dad what he knows! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Mar 25, 2024•7 min
What gives you the Icks?! "Guys with really long fingernails gives me the uber icks!!" "People who have the phone holder suction cupped to the windshield in their car. Put it in your cup holder like every other person!" "Old men with scraggly long hair and a gross long beard." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Mar 22, 2024•6 min