Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man. Most listeners of this show are familiar with the segment we do every Wednesday. We write a song for a small, local business every Wednesday, we have 24 hours and we present it to them the next day. We were on a hit streak, eight in a row, Ryan had to make the official ruling on if last week's song was a hit or a miss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Sep 26, 2023•6 min
What happens when a Superguest stays at a Superhost's home?! Ryan spills the beans. Plus, how did Crisco injure his kibbles & bits at the Twins game? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 25, 2023•25 min
What’s something you did and are glad there’s no photo proof? "Kidnapped a giant inflatable SpongeBob from Burger King, left a ransom note from plankton promised SpongeBob's return exchange for the Krabby patty secret formula." "I slept with my teacher after graduation." "Having full out unicorn while driving." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Sep 25, 2023•4 min
Jordan’s been trying to get divorced for 3 years, you’ll never believe what’s holding it up? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 25, 2023•9 min
What did you think you would get away with but didn’t? "I'm a social boozer and when I was pregnant with my first baby, I suddenly started drinking water. When I announced, people were like Duh." "In high school I had unicorn in the back of my car and I thought no one would ever know. Then my mom decided to do something she had never done before and clean out my car for me. She found a “protection” wrapper. Queue a very long and very awkward conversation about abstinence." "I let one rip in an e...
Sep 22, 2023•4 min
Crisco & Pidge are back with yet more awkward stories. They claim they're not the cause of the awkwardness, but you be the judge! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 21, 2023•19 min
What instantly sets you off? "Slow walkers. Move out of my way!" "Open mouth chewing. Absolutely disgusting. Sets me off every time!" "When my husband tells me to "talk in calmer tones". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 21, 2023•5 min
Should Grace be worried about what her boyfriend has been doing behind her back? Are these red flags or is she overreacting? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 21, 2023•10 min
We're learning women are much more comfortable and freer around each other than men are. Plus, we go over some Secrets from this morning that were just too shocking to say on-air this morning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 20, 2023•20 min
What’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever admitted to you?? "I once had a boss who told me he tricked his wife into marrying him. She was from another country, and she barely spoke English. She had no idea what she was agreeing to." "Right before my dad died, he told me and my siblings that there is another child that may reach out to them someday." "My cousin confessed that she wanted her ex to breakup her wedding." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ...
Sep 20, 2023•5 min
Maggie’s Sister has always taken advantage of her generosity, but what she’s doing now could be the straw that breaks the Family’s back. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 20, 2023•11 min
When the Ry-Guy is not conducting us, this podcast can occasionally go off the rails. That may or may not be the case with today's podcast. I can promise you one thing though, we still have a ton of fun! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 19, 2023•16 min
We all love Dez, but we also know she's not the best when it comes to organization. She's now looking for an email assistant. What's required of this job you ask? Well, quite simply just checking Dez's email for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 19, 2023•7 min
What is the perk of your job that we would never know?? "At my work they do a week trip for 2 anywhere in the US every 10 years. My 10 year we went on an Alaskan Cruise!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 19, 2023•4 min
Christie’s husband has a new hobby that’s ticking off friends, family, coworkers, and especially his wife. Christie wants to know if she can list her husband over this? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 19, 2023•8 min
Crisco and Pidge had the time of their lives this weekend at multiple candy stores. Spent way too much money! And one man is trying to hire someone to hang out with his wife, so he can get some downtime. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 18, 2023•15 min
What have you never told anybody and never will? "I have cancer and about a month to live." "My husband thinks our son is his… It’s my ex-boyfriends, but I will never tell." "My mom told me I was her favorite child on her deathbed. I will never hurt my siblings by telling them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Sep 18, 2023•3 min
Alison finally got exactly what she’s wanted for the last two years and now she doesn’t want it. Should she move on or expose everything? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 18, 2023•9 min
Crisco's limited vocabulary is expanded upon and Dez is learning her kids hear everything. Everything! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 14, 2023•23 min
Who’s the most embarrassing family member and what do they do? "My Dad, He has no hesitation to pick his nose in public." "My grandma!! She is on Facebook, and she has no idea how to act online!! She is kind of an airhead too. One time she literally asked for Batman's phone number!! And she was being serious!!" "My sister is the loudest person ever, so embarrassing. She talks loud, laughs loud - so embarrassing!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...
Sep 14, 2023•4 min
Lewis is trying to do right by his dad but living with his mom is killing his dating life! Can he ditch his mom and leave her behind? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 14, 2023•11 min
Crisco (as usual) continues to emit women repellent with each word he says and Dez has started talking to birds again. What a group we are! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 13, 2023•21 min
What did you later find out was a big lie?! "My parents told me the Ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream." "My mother-in-law always said they were struggling financially while my husband was growing up because his dad left... turns out she had a meth addiction..." "I was told my entire life that my dad was my biological dad, turns out he's not, and my uncle is actually my dad. Found all of this out from 23andMe." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...
Sep 13, 2023•5 min
Melanie is jealous of her husbands “work family” but is the “family trip” something she needs to be concerned about?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 13, 2023•10 min
Crisco and Pidge went to the Gophers game this past weekend and definitely came back with some stories. And we've talked about "girl dinner", but what about "boy dinner"? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 12, 2023•22 min
Crisco admitted to multiple shocking acts that he did and does! Do these actions make him a monster? You'll have to be the judge! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 12, 2023•9 min
What do you only do on vacation? "Only on vacation do we unicorn outside. Hotel balcony, after dark on a beach, private place on a hike." "I drink a mimosa every day when I'm on vacation!" "I smoke cigars, but only on vacation. Especially in Mexico. This Cubans are no joke!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Sep 12, 2023•5 min
Trudy’s sister won the lottery! But it’s what she isn’t doing with the money that is the most upsetting part! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 12, 2023•9 min
Wow! Is Dez joining a reading group? Plus the crazy things a Pidge does when taking days off! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 11, 2023•28 min
What do you hate that is universally loved?! "Halloween. It's the most meaningless holiday there is!" "Prince and Adele." "I hate fruit, all fruit!" "Sweet Martha's." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sep 08, 2023•6 min