Crisco, Dez & Wes keep you laughing in the morning from 6-9:30am on KS95 in the Twin Cities.
Crisco's in New York right now and he brought his black cloud with him. That's right, the Crisco curse is very real and right now the Crisco cloud is looming heavy over New York, soon to be in Boston. And who knew Vaughn was a jack of all trades?! He can do it all! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Sonya has been put in a position to parent her 50 year old Mom! In an effort to help her Mom out she may ruin her own relationship! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done!? "I was house sitting and I took an Ambien and ended up in bed with my friend's husband." "When I was young, a neighborhood kid and I accidentally set fire to a shed." "Slept with my first love from 20 years prior one last time one month before I married my wife of 12 years. Told her on day of the divorce being final. 32 years of silence." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel...
What did you do at work that should have gotten you fired?! "I yelled, "F you!" to my boss during training WITH other people around.... awk...ward. Thank GOD she was understanding and let it roll off her back! #stillEmployed" "I work at a hotel bar. I went to a guests room after chatting & drinking with him & her, & had AWESOME unicorn! Was wonderful!" "I had unicorn with my coworker in his office during business hours." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...
We do this podcast live from Sustainable Safari inside Maplewood Mall. Different location, same podcast shenanigan's! Including, Crisco finally released his second fragrance from his very own perfume line. A follow up to his first fragrance "Jealousy", which was a massive disappointment and incredibly disgusting! Dez and Devin are the first victims to try his new cologne and they certainly have a reaction to it. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt...
Josh met a girl named Katie that he really likes, but he’s been texting another girl named Katie that’s not his type. He just found that out! And now she dropped a bomb that he can’t ignore! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What’s your Hot Take you can’t say out loud?! "I'm a teacher and the kids SUCK this year!" "I've never voted and I don't plan on ever voting, what will be will be, my vote doesn't matter." "Don't come into my restaurant complaining about the prices when you drive a car that if sold would feed half the country you are from!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
ChatGPT is becoming more and more popular and now even companies are looking for candidates that are literate and advanced in A.I. It seems ChatGPT is capable of doing almost any and everybody's job, including the folks that write fortune cookies. So, naturally we have ChatGPT write each of us our own individual fortune. Unfortunately, a certain someone's future continuously seems bleak, no matter how many fortunes ChatGPT writes for him or her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...
What did you swear off because it was so addicting?! "Chocolate chip cookie dough! I have to give up baking chocolate chip cookies" "I got addicted to freeze dried Skittles! Delicious, crunchy bites of happiness that melt in your mouth. So expensive I had to give it up!" "I used to have up to 90 bottles of Mountain Dew in my house drinking it every day until my last physical. Now maybe a bump off a bottle in the fridge that lasts about a week." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...
"friend" wants her to be a bridesmaid in her upcoming wedding, but it's not for the most flattering reason. Now she's wondering if she should say no and walk away, or just suck it up and do it?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Ryan's caused a debate on whether or not it's ok to leave events early to beat traffic. He recently left a Twins game early and introduces us all to a brand new game that at least Crisco, Dez and Pidge had never heard of. Maybe you have, but it's certainly a hard one to wrap your head around. And why are Crisco's nips creating an unsafe work environment? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
First & Last thing you’ll share about yourself! "First thing I would share is I am a therapist. Second thing I would share is that I grew up in a cult." "The first is that I'm a microbiologist! The last thing I'd share is that I used to pay for college as a male escort for women over the age of 50." "Hi! I work in finance M&A. I also did crack!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Tiffany managed to get married without her husband finding out about her very shady past! And now her Mom is threatening to tell him everything unless she pays! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
That podcast was off last week as she went to Mexico for spring break. She's back today and didn't miss a beat! Crisco introduced us all to his new cologne this morning and it's a very "unique" smell. Plus, we revisit some Secrets from this morning that are a bit awkward to say the least. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
What’s the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to ask someone?! "I had to ask someone if they gave me an STD..." "I had an accident in my sleep while staying at a hotel. I had to ask the night clerk for new sheets and what to do with the mattress." "I had to ask my urologist when it would be safe to "entertain myself" after testicular surgery." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
What will you never get rid of no matter what others think!? "Still have all my baby teeth. Won't get rid of them. Also have all my deceased household pets teeth. They're good luck!" "I will never get rid of my teddy bear 🧸 still sleep with it, had it for over 20 years." "I will be buried with my baby blanket." "I will never get rid of my belly... not really by choice. Lol!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...
People love it, so we have to do it every-so-often! It's Ask Us Anything! You ask us anything you want to know about us and we answer all your questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What is absolute torture for you?! "Mouth breathers!" "I cannot stand the sound of forks scraping a plate or bowl. Ugh!" "Cotton balls. Can't touch them." "The smell of bacon grease in my house!!🤢🤮" "Listening to people slurping soup. Yuck!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Meg’s husband is having an affair, but it’s not your normal run of the mill scandal! She’s not human! And he feels like she can be their 3rd! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
I can’t believe I got paid to (Blank)! "Paid $2000 to house sit. Literally, just the house. No pets or kids” “I can’t believe I got paid to play in a college basketball game. I worked for the team and not enough players showed up so they threw me in and asked me to play. I was already clocked in so I got paid and therefore I am a professional basketball player.” “I can't believe I got paid to cut this creepy old man's hair... and when I had to shampoo his hair he would tell me to pretend he was ...
Have you heard of putting down a "Date Deposit" before going out with someone new?! Is this guy brilliant or a bitter jaded dude? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What's the weirdest thing you own that you can't get rid of?! "My mom has been dead for 15 years, but I can't bring myself to get rid of her lingerie." "The tip of my daughter's finger fell off... Yes, we still have the tip of our daughter's finger." "My great-grandma's gallstones. They're actually really pretty!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Jimmy’s best friend is getting married for some unknown secret reason that isn’t love! Does his fiancé have a right to know that?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Ashley found out what her babysitter has been doing in her bedroom... is it enough to fire her? Even if her babysitter is her niece? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Who or what has your blind allegiance?! "Boy Scouts of America!" "Liam Hemsworth. Miley can shut it! 🤣 Hems brothers do no wrong! 🤤" "All Minnesota sports teams, even with all the letdowns." "Hanson has my blind allegiance! Their music is so underrated and they're so much more talented than they're given credit for!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
What do you do that makes other people uncomfortable?! "Dad jokes! Example; I heard music coming from my printer, my paper was jammin'!" "I am constantly making noises and singing songs on what I am doing." "I always say what everybody is thinking and it can make some people really uncomfortable!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Billy should’ve looked into who his neighbors would be before buying his house. Now he’s stuck between two people that make his life miserable and very expensive! But, can he sue them for what they’ve done?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco is quick to introduce Crystal to this podcast. We cover some "shocking" secrets from this morning to say the least and we hear what are quite possible the worst vows in the history of mankind. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Who did you bust and what were they doing?! "Busted my ex having an affair. He's a doctor and had an affair in his call room. Came back to the unit with his pants inside out." "I busted my husband's ex-wife lying to the court system about enrolling the kids in daycare so she could pocket more money from child support." "An employee was committing timecard fraud. It took six months to fire her because, well, unions." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at...
Joanne has strict rules when it comes to dating and this guy breaks all the rules! Could you overlook these red flags to stay with him?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
