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As Crisco's surgery gets closer, he seems to be getting more worried by the day. And what did you learn way too late in life? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What did you learn way too late in life?! "I thought the line in Alanis Morissette's You oughta know was "Cross eyed bear'. Way later I learned it was actually "Cross I bare". "I learned, at 35, in the This little piggy nursery rhyme "This little piggy went to market" does not mean he went shopping 😂" "I didn't realize a pickle was a cucumber until I was 25. I had the pleasure of making the realization at an extended family event and am now continuously reminded of it 10+ years later 😁" See Pr...
There’s one BIG change happening at a lot of parties' people are throwing and Natalie is wondering if this is normal?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Why is Ryan feeling so guilty after this weekend? Has Crisco's mom unwrapped her gift from him yet? Is Pidge the worst boyfriend ever? All these questions and more are answered on this episode of After Hours! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Hutch had a big bash planned for his 40th birthday last week and it did not go well to say the least. No one showed up. Literally. He was upset and we knew there was only one person that could cheer him up, Crisco. So, we planned Hutch-a-Palooza 2.0. Crisco and Hutch were going to hit the town and end the night with a slumber party. Here's how it went. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
I would never admit it, but I’m a BIG fan of (Blank)! "Single-player unicorn. Nobody knows how much I Love It!" "I'll never admit it, but I'm a huge fan of Crisco." "I secretly love doing my taxes." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Rebecca wants to say what every mom is too afraid to admit! Is parenting just not right for her or does she have a bigger problem? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
#UnpopularOpinion "I hate pumpkin pie. I can’t get past the texture. Not a fan of pumpkin flavor either." "Bacon is awful." "I like cheesy team building activities." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
It's Dez's birthday and Crisco almost died on his way into work this morning! Makes us wonder what Dez wished for on her birthday? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What are you proud to say you’ve never done?! "I'm proud to say I've never had a sip of alcohol. I'm 24 years old." "I have never had a cavity or major dental work." "Never had sushi!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Claire’s husband is telling her to ignore what she saw her brother-inlaw doing! And now he’s trying to work a deal for her silence! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco gave his mother a wonderful gift from Iceland last Wednesday when he returned home. It's still sitting in the same spot where he first put it, and it has still yet to be unwrapped. Now, it's turned into an exciting game where we want to see how long it'll sit there before she picks it up. And we go over some Secrets we couldn't get to on air this morning. How did your kids rat you out? These are hilarious! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...
How’d your kid rat you out?! "My 5-year-old yelled out moms addicted to coke! In the middle of a restaurant. Talking about Coca Cola of course but nobody else knew that..." "My daughter told her teacher that she can't bother "Mommy and Daddy when they're having naked time..." "While walking through Kwik Trip after using the restroom, my daughter said, “When I grow up, will I have fur down there like you?” See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar...
Alana just found out that someone is planning to hijack her wedding reception for their own celebration?! Do you try to put a stop to it now or let it happen?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
There are at least two places in this world where Crisco would actually be a hot commodity! Possibly. Eat Pidge is back at it, spending pickles he just doesn't have. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco and a big group of KS95 listeners recently went on a trip to Iceland. The good news is they made it back! The bad news, Crisco always manages to make things weird and awkward. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Last week Dez was told she's going on a surprise trip and to pack a suitcase. That's all she was told, and as much snooping and interrogating she did, that's all she was able to find out until she arrived at her gate Friday. Well, Dez is back and she brought some good stories with her. Including this one right here! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
What do you waste the most time doing?! "Shopping barefooted because it's so fun!" "Looking at Pinterest!" "My job." "Driving. We need teleportation please!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Sophia should have done her research on the guy she was dating before things got serious! Now she needs to figure out a way to get him to dump HER so she doesn’t lose her job!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco is back from his big trip to Iceland and Dez just returned from her big surprise trip weekend trip for her birthday, and there are plenty of stories to go around! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What do you feel is disgusting yet completely normal?! "Sitting in a public hot tub with strangers🤢 it's a giant foot soak except with their whole bodies. YUCK!" "Licking your pointer finger before flipping the paper." "Childbirth." "When people blow their nose and then look at the tissue." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
We need to settle the fight between Angela and her boyfriend after he damaged his truck because she “thought she saw someone” and screamed at him! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What will you never admit that you did?! "I cheated in both marriages, cheated with Brother-in-Law, and cheated with my best friend's husband." "I made out with a guy and found out it was a girl." "Having "relations" on a beach in Cancun at midnight with a stranger who I didn't know was there on their anniversary trip." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Dez continues to belittle Pidge and we learn something fascinating from a special nurse. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Erica’s former mother-in-law is begging and pleading that she does not change one very important thing when it comes to her kids! Is it time to move on or do you keep the memory alive for her sake?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What are you convinced people are pretending to enjoy! "Their little kids school stuff … drawing, programs, sports, boring!" "Kale. Even my hamster turned up his nose at that rubbish. It takes like punishment!" "Beer. It tastes awful and I'm sure a lot of people just say they like it to fit in." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Dez fills us in on the latest and greatest prison foods and also does her best to make it through a list of everyday words that people struggle to say. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
#BoldConfession "I'm a 26-year-old female and I just unicorn'd for the first time a couple days ago." "I love scooping bacon grease into my mouth. I also don't have a problem with grabbing someone else's leftovers and eating them even if I don't know the person." "I don't own clippers; I just bite my toenails when they need to be trimmed. And sometimes I swallow them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Glenn is about to be a new Dad and so his baby Mama is laying down the new rules for life and that includes giving up his favorite thing! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Dez has become very passionate about reclaiming her youth and wants to start a particular club for her and others that want to join her. Plus, Pidge is looking into other jobs, there's just one problem... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
