Crisco, Dez & Wes keep you laughing in the morning from 6-9:30am on KS95 in the Twin Cities.
Derek’s Girlfriend laid down 2 ground rules if they are serious about moving in together! Now his friends want him to dump her! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What small brand has your undying loyalty?! Apparently, America cares enough to conduct a survey that proves what our favorite seltzer is. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What do you dread hearing come out of their mouth?! "I made it to work by 7 every day this week!" "10 day road trip to Michigan and ate out for just 10 meals!" "Made a great peach blueberry cobbler with fresh peaches and blueberries. Awesome!" "Made it through my first training week as a police officer." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Anyone that listens to this podcast or the Morning Show knows about the recent hot pie talk and Ryan's idea of opening his own pie shop. This all started yesterday and Vaughn was right on top of it. Baking a beautiful blueberry pie and introducing it on this podcast. To say it was perfection is an understatement. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
We're returning from an extended 4th of July weekend. Ryan had quite the experience on his mini-roadtrip over the break! Plus, Ryan and Dez came up with a genius business idea this morning and are very excited to share it with listeners! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Her husband just triggered her number one fear! Should Alexis give up the life she loves to make HIM happy or is this a phase?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Eric made a big decision over the 4th and now his wife is telling him he can pack his bags and move out of HER house if that’s what he wants! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What are you hiding from everyone?! "Hiding that my husband and I just got into a thruple with my best friend." "I'm hiding the fact that I'm getting a boob job. After two kids, the girls have disappeared." "Had a work trip to Las Vegas where we stayed for 3 weeks, one of my co-workers cheated on his wife with two different women." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
What do you kick yourself over? "Why did I listen to my Hubs & sign off on Parent Plus student loans for a child?" "Married for security vs fun/intimacy/attraction!" "I'm kicking myself because I was part of a work love triangle. We all worked together and I was the other girl." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
If you could have a Golden Ticket for any company in the world what would it be?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
We'll, we all have trips coming up and for one reason or another they're ALL turning into disasters! And is Dez the only human being in the world still doing this one thing and what does it say about her?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What do you pretend to hate because other people do?! "Pinneapolis on my pizza. I pretend to hate it, but secretly make it at home." "I pretend I hate when it rains outside. I secretly love it because then I don't have to deal with people." "Post Malone! I act like I hate him, but secretly I'm in love with him!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
You will never guess how her fiancé KNEW that she went to the gym before work! And it’s not because he’s psychic!!! Everyone in her life is saying this is a MAJOR problem but she’s wondering if it really is? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and that's exactly what Crisco did on this podcast. Plus, somebody created yet another beverage that no one asked for and is definitely unhealthy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What do you wish you hadn’t seen or heard?! "I wish I never saw my husband cheating on me." "Really wish I hadn't seen my mom's kinky lingerie.. My dad is the pastor of our church." "I wish I didn't hear that the CEO of my company is doing my brother. He'll definitely be getting a raise!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Pat has a secret he’s been hiding from his fiancé. And now that she knows the truth she thinks he needs therapy! Or is she just the wrong woman for a man like Pat!? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Are there certain stores that have a "laxative effect? on you? We didn't know if this was a real thing so we asked listeners and we quickly learned, this is a real thing! We also give Crisco a little preview of what his memorial show would be like just in case he unexpectedly passed on us. Knock on wood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
Every-so-often we love talking about #AwkwardMoments. Whether it's something that happened to one of us, a listener, or even a funny story we read somewhere. Well, both Dez & Ryan experienced awkward moments recently and you must hear what happened! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What screams “I want attention”?! "When people post something cryptic to Facebook to get comments asking what's wrong." "People who talk on speakerphone in public." "People with face tattoos and tons of piercings are screaming for attention!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
He just found out his girlfriend has something in common with Ted Bundy, John Gacy and Dexter! But he’s still not sure if he should dump her or love her?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco came in this morning with a hot take. He claims the 90's was by the best era to be a teenager in. Many agreed, many disagreed. Listen to the debate and let us know what you think! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Are cat cults real? What other cults are out there and do you belong to any? Plus, whatever things have you just grown out of? It seems like there's a certain age in life where you start going from f.o.m.o. to j.o.m.o. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
I could NOT live without (Blank)! "I could not live without my cats! I love being a cat mom!" "Chapstick & my phone!" "I could not live without wine, books, and KS95." "A shot of tequila after my serving shift!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Matthew has a big trip planned for 4th of July and his fiancé has no idea what’s waiting for her when she gets to the island! Should he tell her ahead of time or let her be surprised?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
#UnpopularOpinion "Butter is NASTY!" "I HATE coffee!!" "I don't like pumpkin spice, yuck! Carrot cake is the worst of all cakes. Pumpkin pie is the worst of all pies. T Swift is way overrated." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Crisco got the pleasure of riding in Dez's car yesterday and literally thought he was going to die. According to Dez though, he just needs to calm down, it's called "relaxed driving". Plus, people are surprisingly passionate about ice cream sandwiches! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
Rachel’s sister is trying to get her son included on their family trip! And it’s turning into a two week vacation that’s going to cost a bunch of money! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
What stupid thing makes you uncontrollably angry?! "Chomping on ice!!" "People not using blinkers!" "Littering. Most if all cigarette butts. It makes my blood boil!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
After showing up to his former softball team's game yesterday, Crisco learned that his actions do have consequences. And what do you love so much that you'll never give up no matter what? You may be surprised what some people aren't willing to give up! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
I Love (Blank) and that will never change! "I love New Kids on the Block and that'll never change!!" "I love when my kids are gone." "I love wieners and that will never change!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
