Send us a text Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news. 😘 Little Kiss on The Prarie: A young Melissa Gilbert has a passionate kiss with another pre-teen. Please just stop, Love Boat. 🍆 Promise Keeper Implosion: Celibate strangers ca...
Dec 14, 2023•33 min•Ep. 23
Send us a text ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History . ⚠️You've been warned. 👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor. 💔A love-starved wife wants touching and squeezing. Her hubby tells her how well he actually does that - with a string of mistresses!! Ha Ha Ha 🙄 👨⚕️Speculation ensues about Doc becoming...
Dec 07, 2023•32 min•Ep. 22
Send us a text 👙 A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️ Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look-alike from Castaway, and the crew must give up one of their own to become a sex slave for real. But still, it is funny somehow. 🌩️ Titanic Storm!! Almo...
Nov 30, 2023•34 min•Ep. 21
Send us a text This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on board. Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group , for their continuous support in producing high-quality podcasts like Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed . They offer excellent services for anyone interested in...
Nov 23, 2023•43 min•Ep. 20
Send us a text Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉 Also, a cheating pimp, how is that even possible? Maybe not BUT It is Antonio Vargas, who played one on Starsky & Hutch. In another kind-of-refreshing appearance, Pat Morita,...
Nov 16, 2023•32 min•Ep. 19
Send us a text Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her! 2️⃣ A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumbag other half - and somehow Doc beds her! 3️⃣ Charlotte delves into classic gigolo and hooker movies after a passenger is cruelly revealed as a sex worker. 4️...
Nov 09, 2023•34 min•Ep. 18
Send us a text 1️⃣ A high-stakes game : Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔 2️⃣ Unmasking "The Doctor" : We dive into the mysterious and questionable behaviors of "Dr. Bricker," raising questions about his credentials and his notorious rep...
Nov 02, 2023•24 min•Ep. 17
Send us a text French Pretenses, Lust Robots, and Unwanted Advances! In the latest episode of Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, where we dive deep into the scandalous secrets of the classic TV show, The Love Boat! 🚢 🔎 In this episode, we explore three generations discussing their love for The Love Boat, reflecting on how societal norms have changed since the 70s. Here are three key takeaways: 1️⃣ The Power of the Singles Cruise: Discover the thrills of a singles cruise featured in one particula...
Oct 26, 2023•27 min•Ep. 16
Send us a text Dirty Deeds and questionable behaviors continue to go deep into the controversial waters of "The Love Boat." Ugly vs. Hot: Join us as we empathize with the "designated ugly friend" who's facing the eternal struggle of feeling left out while her dazzling pal steals all the limelight. Producer Caleb ponders, "Why does the hot friend get all the boys and the money from the embezzlement scheme? Life's just not fair on the Love Boat." Doctor's Cabin Chronicles: What really happens in t...
Oct 19, 2023•39 min•Ep. 15
Send us a text A poolside beauty contest takes the spotlight with Marcia Brady and an assortment of lovely ladies. So, the contentants get hit with one sexist slander after another - and it's Captain Stubing doing the lecherous play-by-play! Please note: a beaver is featured ... and that's just the beginning. Then we wrap-up last week's jewelry heist and turns out the moron thieves don't know the difference between fake and real diamond. They really F-up. Mistress Adrienne Barbeau is back too an...
Oct 12, 2023•45 min•Ep. 14
Send us a text A floozy decoy named Taffy, a Captain Stubing doppelgänger and Gopher's "happy-ending" massage in the ship's lobby (!!) It's all the collateral of clearly illegal hijinks that kick in hardcore as an Ocean's Eleven-style diamond heist takes center stage. But wait there's more !! Adrian Barbeau, a buxom, sex-symbol actress from the 70s (Beau Arthur's daughter from "Maude,") plays "The Mistress." She struts onto the ship and promptly makes great friends with her guy's wife. Hilarity ...
Oct 05, 2023•29 min•Ep. 13
Send us a text Gopher is a monkey smuggler. There, I said it. This episode also dabbles in nose jobs, and Don Adams, the voice of Inspector Gadget and star of the classic TV series Get Smart. As is the case with most sitcoms, TV shows, and even movies from the 1970s, chimpanzees will invariably show up and create some kind of hilarity or havoc, and sometimes both. This happens a lot in this episode. There is also a storyline where two old vaudeville-type performers have a reunion that turns expl...
Sep 28, 2023•29 min•Ep. 12
Send us a text We are seeing the end of Bob Crane's acting career here, in that he was real-life murdered a few months after this dark and confusing episode. Yes, that Bob Crane - from Hogan's Heroes - whose life was later dramatized in the movie Auto Focus with Greg Kinnear and Willem Defoe. Look it up. Yikes. Creepy. His Jerry Springer-style plotline ultimately is another study of inappropriate affection between two passengers: a long-lost father and his adult daughter. It's strange writing, a...
Sep 21, 2023•28 min•Ep. 11
Send us a text Twisted relationship dynamics and drama set sail on this one, folks! A scandalous age gap friendship between a solo traveling old dude and a 15-year-old stowaway takes the spotlight here. Yes, you read that correctly. What is going on here?! Our hosts demand answers and we ultimately do get them - but are the answers good enough? After last week's episode, it seems that all the rules of civility and decency have been thrown overboard. In another plot, we have two major cast member...
Sep 14, 2023•29 min•Ep. 10
Send us a text Edgy Adult Humor is front-loaded in this head-scratching, "Is this really happening?!" episode. This installment actually is shocking and includes jaw-dropping revelations where Christmas themes definitely have gone wrong! "Family Reunion: It sounds like a G**damn Griswold Christmas, literally. Uncle Eddie showing up would be the tip of the iceberg." — Co-Host Charlotte The centerpiece here is definitely about a priest and some situations that set-off all kinds of alarms! Don' eve...
Sep 07, 2023•28 min•Ep. 9
Send us a text Iconic 1970's TV and film characters all come together on one big boat! Ignored spouses, cheating fiends, and a doctor who may be incapable of delivering a baby - is he even a real doctor? "Big" Al Delvecchio, Arnold's replacement from Happy Days! Zsa Zsa Gabor! Vegas and Spenser for Hire's Robert Urich and funny guy Leslie Nielsen all play a part in this raunchy, slap-happy cruise! In one plot, we dive into the twisted story of two senior ladies who assault cruisers with literal ...
Aug 31, 2023•26 min•Ep. 8
Send us a text Role Reversals. Female Empowerment. Are we still talking about The Love Boat? YES! Romance Roulette is the name of this game, and this time the fun involves three women who have a burning desire to find not-exactly-romance, in fact, they seek something much more primal(!) SNL alumni Jane Curtin takes lead in the frolic, and she may be tinkering with the wrong plumber. Hmm. Just listen, and you'll see what I mean. From strategic sunblock applications to deciphering secret code word...
Aug 24, 2023•21 min•Ep. 7
Send us a text Two twin sisters. One Doc. Need we say more? Doc Bricker gets rejected by a passenger lady; he then makes her like him by being pushy and giving her "vitamins" - which works. She also has a twin sister, and they are pretending to be one person for whatever reason. Whew. So they both end up in bed with him, one after the other, within the same night. Within the same hour. Somehow they tricked him, but he ended up on the winning end. Hmmm. Okay, next, Julie runs across a passenger w...
Aug 17, 2023•32 min•Ep. 6
Send us a text Juan Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter is a V-card-carrying fella in the hot seat with his rowdy friends. It's up to him to fumble through a ship full of ladies until he finds the end of the rainbow - or something like that. On the other end of the spectrum is sweet-crazy grandma. She's cruising with her granddaughter with one goal: to get her hooked up with a higher class of dude - and granny wants her to use everything she's got. This includes her cleavage and other unmentionable...
Aug 10, 2023•36 min•Ep. 5
Send us a text Charo. The Legend. This one-name wonder swung through the 70s with her Flamenco guitar, chuchi-cuchi catchphrase, and jiggly approach to life. It's no surprise that The Love Boat welcomed her as a guest star 10 times, To kick things off, we're given reason to contemplate the ethics of tasing holy men. Milton Berle drops into this episode playing an obnoxious oaf, much like his real-life self. We dive into the madness of Milton Berle's infamous Saturday Night Live stint and explore...
Aug 03, 2023•30 min•Ep. 4
Send us a text After slinging a rifle, bingo, and drinking, a maniacal Mr. Brady hooks up with ex-wife "Hot Lips" Houlihan from TV's M*A*S*H - who he had just aimed a firearm at while extolling the joys of KILLING her! Then there's our sweet, cute Cruise Director Julie McCoy, and what Julie wants, Julie gets! Maybe. Can she find a way to consummate a cruise ship hookup with "Mr. Wright", when a dreadful pack of marauding senior citizens keep getting in the way?!? Cut to Nice Guy marriage counsel...
Jul 27, 2023•29 min•Ep. 3
Send us a text Captain Stubing leads his pack of employee boys in hot pursuit of a cross-dressing passenger. In a disturbing display, the captain gives in to his dark desires. All this attention lands squarely on beloved actor John Ritter (Jack Tripper from Three's Company), who pulls off a whammy when he dresses as a lady to stealthily pursue an old girlfriend. The cruise goes full Bermuda Triangle when he attracts the ship's crew like dogs in heat. Producer Caleb joins the Host's Circle with R...
Jul 20, 2023•30 min•Ep. 2
Send us a text Centerfold Gets a Doc-Exam! The Captain's Revenge! Dyn-0-Mite Break-in ... But Wait, There's More! Come aboard, we're expecting you! Hosts Rob and Charlotte get-to-know The Love Boat's all-too-cozy crew and peculiar passengers. Producer Caleb fans, please note that he's not allowed on a microphone until episode 2. Workplace harassment, privacy breaches, abuse of power, societal issues - it's all here in this episode! We humorously take apart the worst offenses with commentary and ...
Jul 06, 2023•30 min•Ep. 1
Send us a text This is Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed, the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There! We're a humorous TV review podcast injected with commentary, jokes, and critique. Join Rob, Charlotte, and Producer Caleb for a new episode every week. In this brief preview/trailer episode, the team will describe the show and how it all comes together. When it comes to the wild ways o...
Jul 04, 2023•3 min
