Crash On My Couch - a weekly podcast with YouTubers Arden Rose and Will Darbyshire, proving that we all live in a truly crazy world. From conspiracy theories to weird cultures of Japan to questions about relationships, happiness, and pet revenge, we’ll discover all the fun facts that are currently a necessity for surviving life in our 20s - or at least breaking the ice at the next party.
Arden and Will have some tips to make 2018 a great year! This includes why we should stop Jeff Sessions and his madness towards marijuana, why you shouldn't work out with your significant other, how to prioritize self-care, and how to use the January slump to get your creative juices flowing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy New Year! Arden and Will kick off 2018 with a rant about weekly idiot Logan Paul (who, let's be honest - is always an idiot) and the reasons they avoid the YouTube world today. Then they dive into the scientific ways you can motivate yourself to be more productive this year. Finally, in Reel Talk they guess the three top box office hits of 2017 that all starred badass female leads. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Frozen corpses, lost homes, and a Q&A - it's a not so holly jolly present from Arden and Will! Learn about cryogenics, the crazy process of freezing your body to resurrect it in the future. Then enjoy some ho-ho-hah-hahs over the Canadian who found a missing house on his property. Finally, unwrap Arden and Will's advice about finding more energy as an introvert, and surviving the teenage years when you don't give a crap of coal about drinking or smoking weed. See omnystudio.com/listener for ...
Battling birds, AI robot families, and movie mania for Lady Bird! Arden and Will chat about how Greta Gerwig's Lady Bird broke records on Rotten Tomatoes, why we should be afraid of Sophia the talking robot and her Sophia robot babies, and how emu overpopulation began a historical war. Send us an email or voice memo about your pressing questions! crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arden and Will reach for all kinds of heights in this week's weird news, including the latest in flat earther shenanigans, Pikachu and Hello Kitty's new roles as city-appointed representatives, and the science of singing the highest opera note ever. Any wacky, ridiculous, or amazing news we should share on the show? Tweet us @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire with #crashonmycouch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How did the sugar industry secretly start the low-fat diet? Hugh Jackman as James Bond? Arden and Will explore the sugar conspiracy, Coca-Cola's brilliant, yet manipulative marketing scheme to infiltrate our favorite holidays, treasure that is probably cursed, and the alternate world where other famous actors play some iconic movie roles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What happens when love goes too far? Arden and Will tell you out about the self-loving lady who married herself and cheated on herself, and the fatal dangers of your dog's kisses. Then they explore the most unshocking Thanksgiving facts that could totally help you get a date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Description: Just when we thought the world (mostly Japan) couldn't get any weirder...Learn how you can get KFC Japan's exclusive fried chicken bath scent, and why Colonel Sanders loves Japan in Christmas. If that's not bizarre enough, also find out how a Japanese man was able to marry an anime character in a VR wedding. Then dive into the ancient, yet very familiar war between intellectuals and religion that ruined the historical Library of Alexandria. Typical. Questions? Comments? Super Mario ...
Arden and Will explore the trending TV topics! First, they explain why a beloved Great British Bake Off judge spoiled the entire season. Then they dive into the hot debate - are Steve and Jean Ralphio really related? Finally, they teach you about Japan's robot Buddhist monk that can bless your dead body. Share your segment ideas with us! Tweet @ardenrose and @willdarbyshire or email crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
Cursed movies, Halloween trivia, and creepy cults - it's a time for fright! Arden and Will explore the spooky real life phenomena behind the classic horror films, "Rosemary's Baby" and "Poltergeist." Then Arden tests her knowledge on the origins of Halloween, jack-o-lanterns, and the true meaning of trick-or-treat. Finally, they discuss the infamous Heaven's Gate cult, and what makes it much scarier than all the others... What should we name our "movies" segment? Tweet your ideas to @ardenrose a...
It's a Q&A with Arden and Will! But first, learn about the infamous "Mad Pooper" jogger and the science of divorce rates. Then they tackle your questions on how to be British, how porn affects your sex compatibility, and whether or not you should date your coworker. Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Arden and Will rant about the insanity of Rick and Morty fans, especially when it comes to McDonald's Szechuan sauce. (Please don't trade your car or your kidney. It'll be back this winter.) They also explain why your dog should sleep in your bedroom, and drift into a fantasy about their future pets. Finally, learn about the super cool job that will pay you to go shopping. Thank you HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliveries. See omnystudio...
Arden and Will share the tall and trashy tales of today's news! First they dump on B.o.B's GoFundMe page to prove that his dumb flat earth theory is correct. They also explore the Stone Age civilization that is somehow surviving without fire, hamburgers, and Game of Thrones in our modern day world. Best of all, they dig into the conspiracy (or "Konspiracy") that the triple Kardashian pregnancy is part of Kris Jenner's master plan. Be very scared. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...
This week, Arden and Will tell you which creatures rank highest on the most painful stings, and what you should do if you get attacked (hint: scream). They also share stories of strange objects stuck in strange parts of the body, like the corn ball shoved in Will's nose. Lastly, they reveal accidental treasures that were found in very ordinary places, such as the Declaration of Independence, gold coins, and "Who the fuck is Jackson Pollock?" Take our audience survey! Find the link here https://w...
Arden and Will introduce you to the failed Starbucks robber who is suing a Good Samaritan for stopping his crime. Also find out if you're scientifically an Ernest Hemingway, a Mary Poppins, a Nutty Professor, or a Mr. Hyde when you're drunk. Then discover why your dog is the most likely pet to eat your face once you're dead. So much for being a good boy... Send us your adulting questions at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! Thanks to Away! Go to awaytravel.com/crash and use th...
This week, Arden and Will share more fascinating discoveries from the Internet! First, they explain why Martin Shkreli (aka the Voldemort of the human race) should be kept in jail forever - and not the nice celebrity one. Then learn about the awesome ninja house that would be a parkour lover's delight, but our worst nightmare. Finally, find out why you can blame your allergies on the night when Mom and Dad conceived you. Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 ...
This week, Arden and Will try to save your life! First they explain why you shouldn't shoot bullets at a hurricane (we know that's on your to-do list). Then they unveil the actually true conspiracy about the CIA's "heart attack gun" and the secret spy weapon of the poisonous umbrella that took a man's life. Finally, learn why you should think twice before checking your phone at bedtime, and especially when you agree to that graveyard shift. Thanks to BarkBox! Visit barkbox.com/crash for a FREE E...
This week, Arden and Will answer your adulting questions! How can you satisfy your own libido when your partner doesn't want sex? How often should you vacuum? How do you help your boyfriend if he's in a rut? They tackle these dilemmas and more! - but not without first discussing the amazing Tinder date that ended with a lady stuck in a window after trying to toss out her poo. Thanks to RX BAR for supporting Crash On My Couch. Get 25% off your first order at RXBAR.com/crash and use promo code CRA...
This week, Arden and Will rant about dumb people wearing sunscreen on their eyes to see the eclipse, followed by an intense debate on whether sunscreen for the eyeballs could really exist. They also reveal how likely you'll go to the gym if Amazon gift cards are involved, and share a touching story about how a vegetable helped rediscover a long lost engagement ring. Q&A coming soon! Send your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...
This week, Arden and Will dive deep into more wild science experiments and celeb conspiracies! First, they explore the ethics of pig-human embryos and determine which animal hybrid would be the most awesome of them all. Then they expose the coded meaning behind Avril Lavigne song lyrics. (Or is it really Avril...) Finally, they make plans for their next treasure hunt to find the Golden Owl, aka France's Fenn Treasure. Thanks to LOLA! To get 60% of your first order, visit mylola.com and enter cra...
This week, Arden and Will are getting a little dark...First, they debate which Spongebob Squarepants characters fit the seven deadly sins (and Arden expresses her general obsession for the cartoon). Then they explain the science behind smiling so you don't creep out someone, unlike Christopher Walken or Tom Cruise. Finally, they reveal the Lone Star tick that could make us all vegetarians. Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com and use code CRASH30 to get $30 off your first week of deliverie...
This week, Arden and Will get you caught up on some ridiculous news! First, they share the feud between United Airlines and TSA that all began with some Comic Con comic books. They also alert you about the satanic symbols in the Outback Steakhouse locations, and the Bloomin' Onion cult that everyone should join. Then they jump back into spidey shenanigans, in which an eight-legged monster traps an Australian couple inside their own home. (Don't think about all the spiders crawling in your house ...
This week, Arden and Will get a bit loopy! First they get creeped out by R. Kelly's very questionable cult, and debate which fate is worse - wasp stings or spider bites. They also answer your questions about how to be less jealous of your boyfriend's female friend, how a new routine can kick unhealthy addictions, and whether or not you should end a three-year relationship because of long distance. Thanks to Audible! Get a free audiobook with a free 30 day trial at audible.com/crash. Thank you to...
This week, Arden and Will talk about all things repulsive, relaxing, and revolutionary! First, get grossed out by the lady who accidentally wore 27 contact lens (everybody, please go to your eye exams). Then learn the Japanese therapy that requires no effort at all! Finally, they explain whether you're better off playing hours of brain games or Mario Kart. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Arden and Will are back with more wacky and wild news! They first introduce you to Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, where animals get elected for city council. They also try to crack the code on the lost city of Atlantis, and reveal a money pit that may be hiding some of the world's most historical treasures. Then they teach you why it's important to always double check who's really in the casket before the funeral. Thanks to Casper for supporting Crash On My Couch! Save $50 on a mattress at ht...
This week, Arden and Will dig into all types of festivities! In honor of Fourth of July, they explain the science behind fireworks and the group of (dumb) people who will most likely be in the hospital on July 4th. They also introduce you to strange international holidays that celebrate Guy Fawkes' gruesome torture, star-crossed lovers, and the ever so wonderful steel phallus. Got questions or segments to suggest? Tell us crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! See omnystudio.com/li...
This week, Arden and Will bring you more outrageous (and actually factual) news! They share an update on the latest death in Fenn's treasure hunt, and consider hiring a security guard for the next Holy Grail. You'll also learn about MK Ultra, the CIA conspiracy that turned out to be true, and the (maybe) idiot who bought a Disneyland map that you probably can't afford. Send your comments and questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! Thanks to HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh....
This week, Arden and Will help you with all your relationship troubles! First, they share their tips on how to find a sex partner so you won't die a virgin. They also answer your questions about where to find new friends who won't abandon you, why you should stop caring about being a loner, and whether or not everything really does happen for a reason... Send more of your questions to crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! Thanks to Warby Parker for supporting Crash On My Couch! Or...
This week, Arden and Will explore everything from the creepy to the cute! They share which Disneyland rides are (maybe) haunted by real ghosts, and which amusement park would be an ideal place to spread your ashes. They also explain why schools should be like Japan and assign students as trash monitors, and the evolutionary reason why we can't help but "awwww" over all things cute. We want your questions! Email us at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH See omnystudio.com/listener...
This week, Arden and Will share more craaazy news! First they reveal why clowns can't get away with robbery, and when Will almost thought he was a psychopath. They also introduce you to Coca Cola Japan's invention to help you sleep, and a scientific study that discovers the most sexually attractive dance moves. Share any questions, comments or stories with us at crashonmycouchshow@gmail.com or call (424) 26-COUCH! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
