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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

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Episodes

Scooby Snacks - Episode 122

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Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 122

Beef With The British - Episode 121

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Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 121

Desperate For Lil Baby - Episode 120

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Sep 19, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 120

To Pray? - Episode 119

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Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 15 min

Which Cheek? - Episode 118

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Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 118

A Barking Pillow - Episode 117

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Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 117

Dreadhead Algorithm - Episode 116

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Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 116

Street Therapist - Episode 115

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Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 115

Peanut Allergy - Episode 114

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Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 114

Missing Dad - Episode 113

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Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 113

Dog Licks - Episode 112

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Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 112

Joey Chestnut | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep. 111

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Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 111

Funeral Request - Episode 110

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Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 110

Made Her Switch Back - Episode 109

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Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 109

How To Ruin A Relationship - Episode 108

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Jun 28, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 108

Juneteenth vs Cinco de Mayo - Episode 107

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Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 107

Please Say Sike - Episode 106

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Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 106

How To Make America Better - Episode 105

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Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 105

Can’t Trust An R&B Singer - Episode 104

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May 31, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 104

He Looked Like Her Ex - Episode 103

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May 24, 2023•1 hr 5 min

They Jumped Grandpa - Episode 102

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May 17, 2023•1 hr 12 min

Active Cheater - Episode 101

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May 10, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 101

Make It Clap Auntie - Episode 100

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May 03, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 100

13 Inches - Episode 99

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Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 99

Keep Grinding - Episode 98

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Apr 19, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 98

Out Of My League - Episode 97

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Apr 16, 2023•1 hr 5 min

Homeless Prayer - Episode 96

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Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 96

Bonding At Walmart - Episode 95

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Apr 08, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 95

I Took My Mom On A Date - Episode 94

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Apr 05, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 94

Let Me Smell You - Episode 93

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Apr 01, 2023•55 min•Ep. 93

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