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I Left My Beer in San Francisco

Aug 02, 202353 minEp. 367
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Batch 367: Monica Potter, head brewer at Pedals & Pints Brewing Company, is back! We're talking about drinking in other cities, crazy drunks at the airport, why thiols are so cool, getting drunk at Hooters, and a drunk lady getting slammed with a chair!

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Greg and Monica are drinking Cuddle Puddle, a hazy IPA from Black Hammer Brewing in San Francisco. Flex is drinking what may be his favorite beer ever: Voltron Volume One from 4 Hands Brewing Company

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We start off by embarrassing Monica for all of her Instagram videos and for being the face of Pedals & Pint's social media. Greg talks about his trip to San Francisco and the beer research he was able to conduct. He also talks about the drunk lady at the airport that got chased down for not finishing her drink. Flex needs to go to the Great America Beer Festival, and Greg (with help from AI) has written a letter to his wife. And Monica breaks down how cool thiols and thiolized yeast are when it comes to making IPAs.

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In the news: Diageo will roll out more non-alcoholic Guinness… in Ireland! Monster and Arizona are both coming out with "hard" versions of their drinks. Coca-Cola launches an alcoholic off-shoot brand. A drunk woman turns a gun on restaurant employees, only to be taken down by furniture. And Hooters will be serving Hard Mountain Dew, in case you need one less reason to go. 

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Monica:

@momoagogooo

@pedalsandpintsbrewing

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Flex:

Instagram: @flex_me_a_beer

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Craft Beer Republic: 

www.CraftBeerRepublic.com 

Instagram: @CraftBeerRepublic

Facebook: CraftBeerRepublicPod

Twitter: CraftBeerRepub

(805) 538-2337 

Transcript

That's a wicked snot wicked. Oh god. Don't get us started. Yeah, don't even get us started Don't get me started my assistant brewer and I just like yell at each other in Boston accents. Oh god all day Oh, you got snot pack My snot spodge over here so much better than our Ours starts with like a hint of Boston and quickly makes a right turn and goes to New York. Yeah. Yeah

I don't know in New York. It's like the less annoying version, you know, yeah, I can't I can't get that Yes, I don't try to it just ends up that way. It's like not only is it like the eyes But it's like the laws. Yeah Yeah, okay like you still park your car but you make your own sauce Welcome in everybody. It's a craft beer Republic. Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. I am Greg

I'm being joined by my running mate and Partner and hops flex. What's up, buddy? We just need votes Yeah, vote for us. Please vote for us. Stop voting for Pedro for us. Yeah, that's like so 20 years ago, right? Sorry, not a hip reference. We're old we I know it's embarrassed really depressing like oh that movie came out Oh fuck 20 years ago I'm

What's gonna be really depressing is when I can get to the point where I can say I started drinking 20 years ago like legally Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I've never thought about that. No, I said, yeah, I don't want to hit 41. So Anyways, definitely nowhere near 41 and the worst transition ever. It's our friend Monica. What's happening? Hey, we convinced her to come back for another week Of the brewery

Uplifting transition for her. She's like, oh my god. Thank you so much. She's the youngest one here Yeah, so and it shows we're old as fuck My back hurts every day That's how old I am. I bet it does Anyways, thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining find us all on the socials crappy Republic flex me beer underscores in between Momo, go go with all the O's at the end Like Keyboard still works keep hitting the O's and of course you can find her slinging suds

Well making suds not slinging over at pedals and pints Thousand Oaks, California And they're on the grams pedals and pints and all the other socials as well And I guess I should really introduce you as like the star of pedals Instagram. Oh gosh, please don't you are You are making appearances left and right on there. Yeah, I know it's your favorite activity Oh my gosh when he when he does a video of me. Oh, it's so bad

It's my favorite because I know how bad you hate it. It's it's not even that I hate it it's just that right when you put the camera on me everything that I was gonna say just pees out the side of my head like

You have your notes already like oh we're gonna talk about this beer. Yeah, it's got these hops in in this and go Legitimately I would be like Wiley this is what I'm gonna say I'll say the whole thing and then he turns the camera on and I'm like, uh, I don't know This is single-speed a beer that I've made 400 times at this point, right can't talk about it good news still taste There's a light on me. Yeah turns into Scott. It's got hops Tropicals

Recently started using more hops It's raining hops That's not the one I was looking for but it's the closest one. I can wear hops in it. Well, yeah, it's a better soundboard Yeah, sorry. I'll buy a new one. It's always weird when the camera turns on like no matter how prepared you are He had like a whole lighting setup too. It was very professional and I was like

Did he get you a teleprompter no, oh come on I would not that I would have been able to read that either like it's the best I've even I've done teleprompter stuff. It is so easy Okay, like you you say it out in this now with like Siri and stuff You could just like describe the beer into your phone and then have it type it out You know, it might and then plug it into your teleprompter be able to look at something

Yeah, because I just wanted to talk to Wiley the whole time and that was like looking away from the camera, right? Yeah, yeah with the prompter it's in front of lens so you're staring at the lens that's nice and reading tell Wiley to call me What do teleprompters go for nowadays? They're not like you can get cheap ones. You can get it for less than a thousand Yeah, he gets a teleprompter just for me. Yeah, you deserve it

Every time I do see Monica on a video. I'm just like, oh my god. I can't believe she's doing that I know right crazy. I know how bad she wants to be there doing this right now Honestly drank a bunch of double IPA before I got on camera and then I was like, oh shit

I drank too much double IPA before I got on camera That's when it goes. Bye. Bye and it's gone. Yeah, not that I needed any help with that No well the worst like even for me when I'm doing the show like if I do an interview sometimes like a one-on-one interview and I'll come

Back here and I'll record like a quick intro and a quick outro where it's like Hey, we talked to so-and-so check out the website blah blah blah I know what I'm gonna say and I hit record. I'm like to go. Oh fuck. It's a thousand pints calm. Where am I? You just listen to me talking to myself for five minutes, okay fine, I will write this out Yes, or I'll do bullet points. I can't read so I do bullet points Yeah

My sister, I don't know if you know this flex my sister's getting married next year Have you have you seen anything? Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Yeah I know it's a big secret. She's she told me she admitted to me that she had considered having me do Like officiate the wedding. They're really cool. You're not yeah, I would I would pay I would pay you to officiate my wedding

Oh, I would get divorced just to have you officiate my room. Are you wedding? Yeah, if you get divorced, we're getting married So don't let's give up. Yeah but she said the problem is you don't read and And she's like you don't memorize it's like just give me some bullet points I don't yeah, you can stand up there with a really big Nice portfolio. I know what I need like here the important legal things that I have to like and do you and by the state?

Of whatever I'll read those word for word, but the rest of it just let me winged it a little bit Have a couple bullet points. Yeah, I will actually talk shit. You're funny enough You're clever enough and dog-garnet people like and you're good-looking enough, you know Like why not wait wait till I turn the filters off just do it. Yeah, just Nike So anyways, uh, we're here with the star of pales and pines Instagram page. Mm-hmm. I don't accept that title

No, thank you. Well, it's being handed out. All right before we get any further. Let's let's drink some drinks over here dick shadow I'm trying to pull up the untapped notes while I see you drinking off your shadow. It's very distracting

I'll talk about where we're drinking this beer in just a second, but we are drinking Blackhammer Brewing's cuddle puddle. It's a New England Puddle it's at any IPA 6% 30 IBUs has a 3 8 2 on untapped and they say cuddle puddle Our core hazy IPA is bursting with juicy cryo Juicy cryo Citra Idaho 7 and galaxy hot and is one of those smoothest haziest Wow is one of the smoothest hazies we've ever brewed we get pink guava Petering passion fruit mango Valencia orange lime and lychee

I like this a lot. It is Super crushable. It doesn't drink thick like in any IPA. It's really a pale to me like a hazy pale Yeah, yeah has a little bit of dryness at the end. I definitely get all of those fruity notes delicious There's a lot of fruit jammed in there Schnoz is not quite as heavy as the flavor is I really get the tropical stuff like the mango and the passion That one shines through for me a lot. So

But very citrusy in the notes, yeah, it's nice and refreshing it is so crushable and 6% I mean It's it's right. Yeah, you can have a couple of these not get fucked up kind of range. Yeah Good times So black hammer brewing little little story for y'all Went to San Francisco last week on a work trip last-minute work trip buzz like I need you to San Francisco for a day

I was literally up there for like 30 or 22 hours or something. Okay Okay, and so get done at night on a Thursday night And my plan was I'm gonna go over to the anchor public house And have like one last anchor steam and if they let me buy something to take home, you know Take some home or whatever Well, we didn't get done with the work till like 9 o'clock and they'd already stopped serving food and they were almost closed

I was like fuck I'll find something closer So I just googled brewery and this place popped up never heard of it black hammer brewing went got a flight Started with my typical as I did hellis Hazy pale which was called old Greg and I really wanted that but then if I like it This one and a West Coast just nice a little like flight of of all their styles or some of their styles I like them all they're all really really good. And so I got cans of this brought it back

I had a couple pints after that then had a nice little buzz Couldn't find anything to eat. Apparently, San Francisco closes early now. It was so fucking weird I haven't been there since this is my first trip on a plane since Kovac. Oh, I haven't flown it weird. Yeah

Yeah, I've been flown forever and I flow flew last week I'm gonna fly in a couple weeks and we'll fly in a few more weeks over that. Oh, it's stacking but It was weird I haven't been to San Francisco since Kovac and before I could go up there for work and I could just take a walk at

1130 and everything's open. You want some food go get some Chinese food, whatever. No now like nothing is open it was super weird and creepy and Yeah, I was talking to one of my co-workers who lives up there. He's like, oh, yeah co would really change things around here

So did you ever eat anything? That's my question I finally found this Indian food place that was open till 3 in the morning They delivered though. I I dashed him to my hotel room and it was pretty good. I woke Here's the problem don't eat Indian food at like 1230 at night and then immediately go to bed because I woke up a little like rut-ro Like a volcano's yeah

Yeah, so Oof, but it was good. It was tasty and had a one of the beers some of the four-pack beers So it was good. I of course I smuggled beer back whenever I fly. I always fly Southwest

So I bring a couple of gallon Ziplocs with me Ziploc two beers jam him in some clothes to for padding and check a bag. Yep. Never had a problem knock on wood So, oh, they don't seem to care No, I mean as long as you check it they don't yeah, there's nothing wrong with it Lady at the airport, so we flew I flew Burbank to Oakland and you know back the other way So I'm in Oakland Airport waiting to come home

And I'm at this it's really a wine bar, but they had some good beer on tap They had Altamont like all Altamont beers and they had one their IPA So I was drinking some Altamont, which is always a good time and the lady next to me like one table over she's drinking white wine like grapes are running out and She's also on the phone complaining to her girlfriends she had two or three different calls how horrible her husband is and that she's been drinking for the last six weeks straight like

She needed to shut up a little bit like everyone could hear everything She was saying at one point she started singing into the phone what but like covered her phone So like oh, we can't hear everyone could hear her. Oh my god. It was hilarious

She was a little tipsy a little weird and she was doing what we call the Wiley where she doesn't finish her drink Flex you know this right? Yeah, I've heard of this Yeah, everyone around here knows what Wiley does never the only time we got him to finish his drink is when he had kovat

Cuz he couldn't taste it So good But she was doing that to her wine and the best part was at one point the waitress walks over there Oh, you know, and yeah So she brings her another one and she brings her the same thing of what she had just had this time

So the waitress takes her almost empty wine pours it into her new one. Oh, I was like, oh hero And I was like Wiley would have lost his shit Yeah if that happened so then she gets up and leaves with almost I'd say slightly more than half a glass of wine and The waitress go ma'am ma'am like full-on Mamdur. She's like what she goes your wine. She goes. Oh, I gotta go She goes your wine take it to go and she's like what I gotta go and she goes hold on and she gets a plastic

Cup pours it and hands it to her and says don't forget your wine And the ladies just look at her like, uh, she goes you can drink anywhere in the airport. You just can't take it through a gate Wow, yeah, that was aggressive. It was so aggressive. I was like not all heroes wear capes some poor wine in the plastic cups That's awesome. Some some do. Yeah. Oh, so I'm so amazed like totally tracked her down. I was like, ma'am ma'am

Do not leave your wine you paid for it's just like I say totally Mamdur. Yeah If somebody poured my like old beer into my new beer I'd I'd lose my shit It's a little different with the beer. Yeah Yeah, I purposely wasn't drinking it I understand what Wiley does because it is warm But like I had a weird uncle or like my mom's uncle who?

Was a germaphobe so he wouldn't eat the ends of his french fries because his finger touched it. That's weird Yeah, that's very sweet. Have a bunch of french fries. You're right. Watch your hands if you're worried about it So anyways, it always reminds me that does work. So they say

so I've heard But but yeah, she totally got ma'am didn't chase down. That was great. I was cracking up I was like live texting Shannon while I was going on. I was like, oh my god. She just ma'am der She tried to Wiley her wine and she ma'am turns fighting word. Yeah, and she wasn't that old She was probably like early to mid 40s. I was like, oh, he's got ma'am. I still don't think ma'am's offensive It's not it's not but it makes you feel I don't know when people do this

I don't know sir is not as bad for some reason like I feel like miss is like, okay, but ma'am's like you're old Hey, ma'am. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like miss you're assuming that the person isn't you know married or whatever, right? That's how you always learned it in school. Oh, yeah, like miss and miz were Not kind of universal though Like cuz there's two different miss is not married and then like miz is just universal I think or something like that

There's the opposite. I can't remember. I don't know Words words words, they're hard. Yeah, so fucking You know the beers I can say words better. So that was my trip is good times good beer wish I could have gone to Anchor one last time but maybe a little bit cool. Maybe the by the time this releases I'm sure there's gonna be news, but maybe the Employees will have had a chance to buy it out. We'll see. All right, since I'm on such a chat GPT kick these days

You what? I don't I love it, man. I had it right some voiceover scripts for work for me Obviously last week we had it right my presidential speech Few weeks ago. I said I'd write your wife a letter trying to excuse you to go to GA BF That was hilarious, by the way, so here I want to read for everyone the letter that chat I came up with it's lengthy. I might cut myself off at some point, but it says dear mrs. Flex

Oh, by the way, I had to tell it that mrs Flex was your wife's name because it kept saying like insert name here and I was like, no, no, the name is mrs. Flex So now chat GPT know dear mrs. Flex. I

Hope this letter finds you an excellent health and high spirits. I write to you today with a sincere and respectful request Regarding mr. Flex your esteemed husband as someone who deeply values personal and professional growth I humbly ask you your kind permission to allow mr Flex to attend the Great American Beer Festival a prominent event taking place in Denver The Great American Beer Festival is widely regarded as the foremost beer event in the United States attracting renowned brewers

Industry experts and enthusiasts from across the nation the festival presents unique opportunity for mr Flex to immerse himself in the world of craft beer gain invaluable insights forge meaningful meaningful

Connections and stay abreast of the latest trends and innovations within the end. I love staying abreast. I figured you would Considering mr. Flex's exceptional passion for the science of fermentation and his dedication to the craft His attendance at the Great American Beer Festival would be an exceptional opportunity for his professional development The festival offers an array of workshops seminars and networking sessions where he can engage with leading experts

Exchange experiences and acquire new skills that will undoubtedly enhance his knowledge base and proficiency in his field of interest I Understand the significance of mr Flex's responsibilities and commitments and I assure you that I have carefully considered the implications of his absence during the proposed period in Consultation with his immediate supervisor. We have evaluated his workload and have received

Assurance that his absence will not impede the smooth operation of his duties adequate arrangements will be made to ensure Continuity during his temporary absence furthermore. It is important to know That all costs this is my favorite it totally puts the cost on you I know I love this was my favorite part of the entire letter furthermore an Important to note that all costs with mr

Flex's attendance at the Great American Beer Festival will be borne by his personal funds This includes travel expenses accommodation and any incidental costs. Mr Flex is fully cognizant of his responsibilities and has made appropriate

Provisions to ensure that his absence will not impose any financial burden on your family. I Firmly believe that mr. Flex's participation in this esteemed event will not only benefit his personal growth But also contribute to our community by expanding his knowledge and expertise in the craft beer industry He will be better equipped to make valuable contributions to the success and advancement of our local brewing scene upon his return

I kindly request your understanding and support for this endeavor. Your approval will not only encourage mr Flex's personal development, but also demonstrate your commitment to fostering a culture of growth and enrichment within our family and community

Thank you for your kind attention to this matter I remain at your disposal should you have any additional information or have any concerns your prompt response would be greatly Appreciated as would allow us to it would allow a sufficient time to finalize the necessary arrangements wishing you continued success happiness and prosperity Sincerely Greg, that's crazy. I told jet chat GBT is like I need a letter to mrs. Flex allowing mr. Flex

To go to GABF in September in Denver, and I need to sound very fancy and businessy Very fancy. Did you say businessy? I think I did or maybe I said I need a business letter and but I did say it needs to sound fancy I like that. Yeah, well, it was fancy. Yeah, it's very long-winded to fancy to fancy So it's a good time. So hopefully your wife will hear this and

Yeah, that's just gonna listen the morning it drops. Yeah I'd be your worst nightmare She finally listens to the show this is my hope that one like she just never listens like I don't even think she understands how to listen to a podcast What you're that I'm forever grateful What year is her car? She just put a bunch of emojis in every episode. She'll never make it through the intro Perfect keeps crashing. Oh that was lengthy in having to read so

Let's have flex talk so I can take a drink over here I don't know. My face hurts from laughing such a good letter. I'm gonna print it out and mail it over Really good. It is a really good one Your sister was messaging me Last week you owe me to talk. I'm gonna talk a little bit. Oh, I was gonna hit the question, but yeah talk Oh, yeah, nothing weird. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but she was drinking some beer that she had thought I had and it was from it was like a

Glutenberg or something like that and Your response made me crack up. Well, that's what I'm really pissed that she didn't laugh. Yeah, she Said have you ever had glutenberg beer and I said like Steve glutenberg. I Laughed I was also drunk Dude, that's so good Such a good comeback Yeah, and I even had to like there was no response I'd say I know it's Gutenberg like I had to paraphrase that right

She had no idea who that was. I had to look it up for really see what he looked like Yeah, that's embarrassing on her part, right? And then American treasure her response was you tasted that guy and I said You wouldn't I? Mean that man was the king of the 80s. Yeah Right, I mean Police Academy owned the world, you know, and yeah three men and a whatever

98 versions of Police Academy. Yeah, and three men and a baby and a little lady and you know, dude, just dirty fucking Short-circuit. I mean Steve Gutenberg was the man. Yeah, and It just really bummed me out that she didn't understand Fucking kids these days. That's crazy. So young. Yeah, goddamn young kids. Yeah, don't have them. Yeah

So for yours yours are great and they're artists and they make labels for us. All right Let's let's find out what flex is drinking over there We're craft beer is king World where muscles are bigger than grounders only one tongue can guide us One tongue one in this world we must find out what is

flex drinking What is drinking? So today this is like maybe my like favorite beer of all time that I've ever had in the show Wow big Wow Yeah, I know it's pretty crazy it's like my heart my heart's racing so fast Take it easy take a breath Okay, so I went out to the beer store and I like calling it the beer store because my kids call it the beer store I like it, right? It's like where dad goes to get the beer the beer store

Yeah, and I'm perusing and I'm like, all right, like I'm really gonna try and find some Algorithmic beers, right? That's what I'm all about. Yeah Lately, I've been kind of getting away from that because I'm just like, oh this sounds good or You know, I don't care about how much that is and I've been getting fucking burned Greg motherfuckers burned You don't want to go away from the tried-and-true No, so I found this beer and the can art caught my eye because it straight-up says

Voltron on it and it has a picture of a Voltron cat and I'm like, how can you do that? How can you right put a licensed sounds like some infringements of sorts, right? Although they do have the universal logo Okay, right there on the label so that they must have went through something or another to do they got some permissions So anyway, this label crossed my eye and I'm like, alright, that's fucking crazy. It's cool-looking label and it's really cool and then I

Looked at what kind of beer it was Greg. Can you guess what kind of beer it was a hazy? Oh my gosh, it is a hazy IP All right, that's pretty fucking nuts, right And then Monica, you know, I'm so surprised. I throw the finger in the middle of the four-pack Hey, oh and I lean it forward just to see what they priced that four-pack at to know if I'm gonna like

Scoff or if I'm gonna go. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Guess the price $26. Oh, she doesn't know what scouts 1899 this four-pack was $9.99 what what yes, this is a pint at some fucking crazy That's what one can can cost one can yeah So I'm like, yeah my mindset right now like inside my head

I'm like, yeah, I'd be fucking kidding me like this gotta be priced wrong Somebody fucked this shit up and this is not price, right? It's gonna ring up for double so when I spin the can and it's a seven and a half percent ABV IPA like I don't even care if this tastes like shit At this point right I'm gonna buy this fucking beer. Did you go buy a lot of ticket, too? I did not it should have but I just trusted in the algorithm. That was my whole concept right here my

Purchasing concept the plan was live in the algorithm and I just corrected tonight I literally bought the beer today tried it for the first time today. And oh my gosh. Oh my gosh garbage So it says it's a hazy right first things first, and that's a hazy, right? I play a hazy now one of those bullshit hazies at see-through I wish I can grab both of your noses and shove them in this beer. I

Do dirty like just total I'd stick mine in there, too. We'd all go you know, I guess like a little nose threesome and Mmm, there is so much nose a twa so much guava Coming out of this beer. It's your favorite because it was brewed with a thiolized yeast as well. I left that I didn't read the fucking goddamn description on this beer either because I'm so excited about it. So it's

thiolized yeast Mosaic, I'm sorry citra mosaic and galaxy hops just loads and loads of this guava I don't know if you ever smelled fresh guava. Yes. No. Yeah, Monica is

Monica definitely off is delicious. Yes, you gotta get your nose in some of that Greg So I'm like, all right, you got to be kidding me with this much guava in this beer gotta be kidding I'm so excited. It's a joke, right then. I'm all like, all right, I guess we'll try it with the tongue jobber. Oh Daddy and I dabble into this beer And I go this build-up The Kool-Aid man is here burst through walls

Because there is just so much guava flavor just ripping out of this beer Like it is pouring and heaping everything guava and All I'm gonna do is fill up a bathtub with this beer and just live in it I don't even want to eat. I just want to stay in this bathtub and soak it in till I fucking die This is my favorite beer I've ever had on the show Wow big words Wow So and I didn't get into the specifics yet because I'm not excited so it's from four hands brewing

Okay, and they're located in st. Louis, Missouri It doesn't matter at this point not a big fan of Missouri Even lesser of a fan of st. Louis. Mm-hmm. Fuck the Cardinals And it's a wiser it's a collaboration with narrow gauge brewing. I Forgot to look up where they were from. I apologize narrow gauge near the train track, but this is a

Series of a beer. Okay, so this is volume one and they say it's the first part in a six-part series of collaborations with breweries From around the country to bring Voltron to life. How cool is that? I like that So it says volume one is a hazy IPA brewed with the narrow gauge. Oh, yeah, they're in Missouri as well for Missouri Says to impart tons of citrusy hop flavor and aroma without substantial upfront bitterness. We mash

hopped with Yeah, that's weird. We mash hopped with citra mosaic and carried out fermentation with omega yeasts Helio geyser the thylized yeast strain that delivers intense notes of guava bingo So the reason that four-pack is so inexpensive is because of the thylized yeast Okay, I can use less hops. Well That's great. I think they should do more of that then It says New Zealand solvent Blanc and stone fruit through a metabolic process called Biotransformation that's way more than I know

All I know is this beer kicks all the ass the thylized yeast kicks all the ass and the squava Couldn't kick any more ass. That's amazing. I'm so jealous. Yeah PSA I was really bummed out. I was gonna buy out the whole shelf. This was the only four-pack on the show You got one. Yeah, I was lucky but now I got to try and make it last

Don't I know you you'll have it for months and then you'll be sorry because it won't be fresh Just fucking drink it and enjoy it. All right, you're like my wife you in every time Mash hobby and that's like all the rage right now So, um, that's how you get files out of your or one of the ways you can get files out of your Out of your beer for thylized yeast. Okay. I just thought that was weird

Wording. Yeah Actually like putting hops in the mash pretty good. Yeah, and I use the other Omega thylized yeast Cosmic punch I've heard of that one that gives more of like the citrus stone fruit. Okay Yeah, no, not so much on the guava not so much, but I would love to try helioglazer now gazer glazer gazer Glazer is pretty It's like it uh What was that? What's that fucking American gladiators? It sounds like oh Yeah, one of the guys

Even you like helioglazer sounds like some ripped dude on steroids from the 80s It really does. I'm not gonna lie that actually kind of crossed my mind as And at the next event we have helioglazer versus Ted from Atlanta got a little hard while I was reading the description Just like this guy's jacked them. WWE. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't watch that No, no nerds jabronis

So, what do you think helioglazer collab coming up let's make like a guava flavored hazy pale. Yes That's what I'm done. Sounds so good All right before I make my way right out there But we should call it something having to do with old Greg. Do you know old Greg from YouTube? No I just like that. My name is on X. I'm a narcissist. Okay, you need to watch those

Okay, but we should call it like have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe? Which is something that old Greg said we should just do like one of his okay Like quotable things that he's said. Yeah, I'm down for that. He said have you ever drunk Bailey's out of his shoes? Yeah, I'm drinking Bailey's out of a glass. I only know like 2005 YouTube Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was 5 you was it I'm looking that up. None of us are hip or cool it up here

I'm gonna buy you some time Chew called in the homie to your beer called in with a voicemail. He tried out a new brewery Let's check in with you Hey, you'll so crappy Republic never fear to you beers here visited villains homie over the weekend So here's a quick thing went to monkish monkish is amazing. Like always unsung Nice spot if you love comic books and Star Wars Right next to the unsung there's a taqueria called gringos tacos tacos a gringo amazing spot if you ever in that area

I would suggest you go eat there. You can take your beer out from unsung and walk around the little plaza there's a winery and an attack area and unsung in the same building and there's a Communal tables in the center of everything also went to everywhere beer everything there was amazing When to go eat at the Anaheim packing house, it's in the center of everything so unsung's on the left

monkeys on the right and then villains is a block away and everywhere everywhere Brewing is like 10 minutes away. Anyway, so Went to go eat at fucking the Anaheim packing house. It's just like a food mall two-story stall Don't go there in the summer homie. So fucking hot and humid. My balls were in my socks So Let's talk about villains villains is like a restaurant homes you pull up you wait in line to get seated

How many in your party then you get seated? It's mainly all outdoors as trees leaves falling on your and your drinks. We went there for beer not for food But you feel like you're being forced to order off the menu. We were only there about 45 minutes. We ordered a

Kids meal cheeseburger and fries and we split it through the party just to shut them up So you are kind of forced to order food and the beer is like second though. The beer menu is very small Then they have a guest tap and then they have a wine selection Greg you that you've been to Malibu is Malibu the same way Do you feel like you're tortured to order food or are you left alone and you order at your own?

Discretion or your own free will of what you want Also got to meet up with Mike from the taproom podcast hung out with him all day out there So that was cool did a little beer review with the his with his equipment of unsung beer Had a cool time. We'd left the valley. The valley temperature was 105 I think and so we went out that way because it was 81 but high humidity because close to the water

anyways, there you go, Greg, hopefully you can answer that is Malibu Almost like BJ's like where you have to order food and the beer comes second. All right. No, that's it homies Take it easy and peace out. Eh, I Mean who doesn't love BJ's? What kind right Let me see if I can remember all these things and address it in order villains if I'm not mistaken is the old

modern times spot in Anaheim with the pool The villains brewing took it over. Oh, okay, and they also when they opened it they partnered with him I think he's a barbecue chef and it's like the whole thing is like we have good food with our beer I doubt they would you know, take you in the back and beat you if you don't order food, but maybe maybe they would Malibu not at all. No, no. In fact, they have a bar like a small bar

if you just want to go drink you can go sit at the bar and Never tortured to order chef Stroh's food Yeah, boy, is that an arm twist? Oh my gosh. Yeah his food. So so We we forced Monica and James to come with us one time never forced. Yeah, so I came willingly. Yeah We were there last weekend and chef Stroh was off for the weekend

He was at the X Games nice and I was like, hey, do you have the specials menu cuz during the summer? He's always got specials every weekend and usually involves barbecue and the waitress like Oh Chefs at the X Games. There's no specials. It's like god damn it What a cool excuse not to be at work though. Yeah, I think he was cooking at the X Games even better Oh, that's I think I just that's what the way she said it made me think like he was working the X Games or something

So cuz he's from Ventura and all that stuff or lives him. But anyways, yeah Malibu is never yeah First of all, like oh god, please don't make me eat this delicious food Wow but no you can I've gone in fact one time I was driving through with Marty just me and Marty and we stopped and just

Had some beers on the patio and bounce news. I told him straight up. Okay, just ordering beers today. All right, we won't bug you Okay. Well, here's my question when it's just you and Marty. Do you tell Marty that you're gonna stop at this place? Yeah, go ahead. But we're gonna talk. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Okay. I don't know who doesn't talk to their dog I'm just asking a real-life question. You say hey Marty. We're gonna go to

Hey, bud I was gonna hey, buddy. You want to go and whenever I say do you want he always gets excited? Yeah, you want to go and start to wear this? Yeah a little doofus. Oh the other thing he went to that everywhere Whatever brewery in Anaheim. I've never been I wanted to go I told this on the show We ended up at what's called brew Heim in Anaheim one time We were down there and like, oh, let's Google brew. I'm had really good

Ratings on Google. So did the everywhere place and like I've heard of brew Heim. Someone told me about it Let's try that place and it was like the the worst ever Beer was so we didn't finish so bad. We pulled Wiley's and all our beers We had like a couple flights and we just walked out Wow But we almost went to the everywhere place instead. We tried I was like damn it. We should have gone the everywhere every time

Yeah, they're really good. Yeah, I've had one or two at festivals and enjoyed what I had And I've heard good things. I'm glad that's still the case and we circle back to old Greg. Yes. Oh, yeah Yeah, blacks air date, August 23rd 2005. That's crazy. I Guess that is you to where were you? I Was watching the unforgettable video a lot. I didn't like I didn't I wasn't wrestling. It wasn't like a youtuber

I had a lot of friends that Like went to college or whatever and they would come back and show me all these videos that they watched So I wasn't the youtuber. My friends would show me all these videos. Yeah I got a video on YouTube in like 2004 2005 and it was brand-new and Because there wasn't a ton like my video has like a half a million hits Music video I did for college. Yeah didn't hurt that the song ended up being on

The Tony Hawk underground to oh, yeah, cool. Oh amazing soundtrack, by the way Yeah, so one that was one of the songs on the soundtrack and we shot the music video for it And so we still get a lot of here. Yeah, that's incredible. I'll send you a link We still get people commenting on it. It's like I love thug 2 and this is my favorite song and It's good times. That is awesome. Yeah back when you couldn't even upload HD

So it's like this really shit quality video That we shot in HD on these like really expensive cameras because HD wasn't around then those good times. I'm old. That's all that says All right little news before we get out of here Diageo is gonna roll out

Non-alcoholic Guinness on draft in Ireland, oh, please Good luck. Yeah, cuz if there's something the Irish are screaming for it's more in a beer Hey, I don't even want Guinness with alcohol in it. Let alone the neighbors agreed. I don't like Guinness I'm gonna say it again. Everybody else. I even it even priest knob. I never liked it It's I don't I also don't like nitro beers. I'm not big on nitro. Yeah, I'd like the I like the bubbles

Like the bubbles on my tongue Monster this is Wow boys. This is something we needed monster and Arizona are both launching hard tea brands mmm Interesting because let me tell you this. All right. So have you ever had the monster rehab energy drinks? Mm-hmm Yeah, they're pretty good fucking delicious. Mm-hmm like emphasis on fucking and delicious both So if they do an alcoholic version of that I might be in on that oh, okay, why is it called rehab is it like

Electrolytes for when you're hung. Yeah, it's like like the rock star recovery or it has like the vitamins and the electrolytes and stuff for you To you know, it doesn't really help

But it just makes you think you're doing something good. It's a trick I legit haven't had I haven't had like Red Bull rocks or any of those in Probably close to 10 years. Wow. Yeah, that's good My heart still wants to explode on a daily basis, but yeah, I haven't had one of those in forever What else coca-cola has formed a new subsidiary for their alcoholic beverages brand because they keep scooping up

Alcoholic things and turning things alcoholic and they're calling it red tree beverages So if you see any like RTDs by red tree beverages That's coke a drunk woman points a gun at restaurant staff in Arizona not, Florida Wow Yeah, well, yeah, I'll be said gun not grenade Yeah, well funny story my sister-in-law's husband purchased a flamethrower on Amazon

To start his grill To burn weeds in the mulch What is he gonna really use it for? Well, we witnessed him use it to start the grill and start his fire pit and it was the craziest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life It sounded like a jet engine turbine Roaring like this would be so dangerous for me. It was a definition of overkill. Yeah, I love fire

I love playing with fire. This would be bad news. Oh, yeah, and all you do is like screw it onto a propane tank Oh my god An igniter on itself. So you just fucking turn on the tank and you know, but it's like

Must be 13 or older to operate. It was the coolest. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I So want to play with this now, it's not so much fun. Just get Amazon it he got it on Amazon I'm pretty sure my wife is on a list now Like you Google flamethrower and it's like you're automatically on the FBI's like most wanted He's top now, yeah, all right drunk lady on Friday around 6 15 6 15 p.m 26 year old Aaliyah Teresa Mack was with a man at the Angry Cat Crab Shack

And he knows a place near southern blah blah. No one cares where it's in, Arizona. It's unknown their relationship They skipped their bill which totaled about a hundred and fifty four dollars later Mack reportedly walked back into the busy restaurant Which included children and waved a gun and pointed it at the staff while trying to load the magazine wasn't even loaded yet One of the workers threw a chair at her Knocking the gun out of her hands and keeping the gun away from her

The man with Mac allegedly swung a chair at a worker causing serious injury Yeah, an officer arrived at the restaurant to find a broken front door and multiple live nine millimeter rounds on the floor she was booked into jail on charges of disorderly conduct with a weapon and theft for walking out without paying a PR rep from Angry Crab Shack contacted Arizona's family which is where the story comes from to clarify that the restaurant did not serve the woman alcohol because she was already

Showing multiple signs of intoxication. Please don't sue us is what they're saying. Yeah, I gotta cover our ass Yeah, pretty much. So Way to go Arizona keeping it classy. That is pretty classy. Yeah, I love that a worker through a chair Fucking wrestling shit right there smart. Yeah, we'll end it with this one because boy did this need to happen Hooters the restaurant is now serving hard Mountain Dew. Oh my gosh

Have you had it? Hooters is the first restaurant chain to serve Boston beer companies hard Mountain Dew nationwide offering the crossover Malt beverage and 58 company on restaurant starting this week additional locations are expected to be added throughout the rest of the year I am gonna go try it though Great I do have to tell you I tried that Sunny D So the seltzer? Yes, my sister-in-law and her husband had some friends over for a party and somebody left it there and

They're they're just like here take it. Yeah, it's not good. No, but it wasn't bad Really? I didn't like Sunny D when I was little same I mean I did at first and then quickly I'm like, this is the grossest thing ever No, so it's like I hate seltzers. I really do and I did not like this, but it wasn't like atrocious I couldn't finish it. I don't know the first couple sips tasted like Sunny D

And then after that it just it was just kind of like orange, but to me it didn't taste like Sunny D It tasted like fake knockoff grocery store brand like yeah Concentrated powdered orange juice. Oh like Tang. Yeah that sort of but like not even the real Tang like, you know Albertsons brand Tang or whatever how many people who listen to this podcast know what Tang is? I know what Tang is I think it stops here Circle of trust. Yeah, I don't know

My grandma used to buy that shit. Yeah, she listened to the podcast. No, she's dead Way to bring it down Yeah, I couldn't finish it I Think I'm if I had to drink one, I think I'd probably more excited for the Mountain Dew Yeah, I'm down for that. But honestly, I I just think why ruin Mountain Dew with alcohol Yeah, no one thinks because I really like Mountain Dew unpopular opinion mellow yellow over Mountain Dew really

Love me some fucking mellow yellow Wow Like junior high Mountain Dew was the jam. Yeah, and then I grew out of it and graduates dr Pepper and that's been with me ever since that is such a weird That is uh, I've always loved Mountain Dew. Yeah Yeah, like high school started drinking Mountain Dew love it. I mean the best terrible for you In high school. Oh, man. Yeah, my parents tried not to have me drink a lot of soda because I'm legit addicted to it So probably a good call on their part. Yeah

Or just made it worse later in life. You're like, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think Mountain Dew I think of middle school Madden Mountain Dew. Yeah All we would do is like yeah Hang out at somebody's house play Madden till like 6 in the morning and go through like 212 packs of Mountain Dew Oh my gosh be wired and like guys ever munchies like remember the munchies like the of the snack mix

Yeah, the snack. Yes, so good didn't have bugles in or something. No, it did it was Pretzels Doritos Cheetos and Sun Chips. Oh, is that what it was? Oh, I thought it had bugles in it for like a hot minute Bugles is a totally different. Is it different ecosystem? Honestly 3d Doritos came back and those are just fucking bugles. I don't think I've ever had you to read I've never had a 3d Dorito. Yeah. Oh, no back in the 2000s. They were like puffed up

Doritos chips. These are just bugles Bugles are the shit any other bugles are I like the pizza ones. I've never even seen that like a garbage person Mountain Dew and pizza bugles Breakfast of champions. Yeah, my Classic bunions are so good back in the day is all about surge Now that I was addicted do you remember the 99 ounce can of surge? No. Oh my gosh

We used to ride our bikes down to like the local Walgreens and they would have these oil can they would come there like oil Can that's how they advertise them and there were 99 ounces of surge for 99 cents. Holy shit. Oh my gosh So we would run down there and fucking grab those and just go nuts on surge surge and warheads. That's what it was all about It's so much sugar Wow and I'm not diabetic. Hey, not yet

Give it time beat it. Yeah That's insane. I loved at the bottom if you got the bottle you could see the sugar sitting Yeah, really I never looked at that

Oh, yeah If you had like, you know Obviously can't see in a can but if you got one of like the one liter bottles from the store You could see the sugar sitting in it. Yeah. Yeah, it would settle you'd have to like get a little shaky shake There was a resurgence on surge. Yeah, like 10 years ago. No, it wasn't even 10 years ago. Was it it close to it?

I bought like they had them on Amazon for a week and I bought a case My wife would go like whenever she would go get gas that way bring me home surge Yeah, Amazon did like a re-release and you can only buy them as a flat So you had to buy like 24 of them. Did it taste the same it tasted the same? Turns out I can't handle that level of sugar anymore Like I had one and I was like, this is good for nostalgia But um, I had the one and that's all I need

I'm getting to the point where I cannot have normal Mountain Dew anymore. Oh, yeah, it's so bad I got only drink diet. Dr. Pepper if I drink it. Yeah, I drink zero. Yeah Yeah, when I used to back in the day when I was at McDonald's working McDonald's in high school I would mix like 50-50 diet and regular. Yes, that was perfect. We like a diet coke with a little splash of dr. Pepper Oh, that's super weird. Yeah, but I also was one of those suicide kids. Oh, it would be like

We called it swamp water My dad called it a suicide. I was gonna do it anytime you but it always tasted like dr Pepper to me if you mixed all really where's it? Yes. Oh, really? Which is why I'm thinking when you said you would do diet coke with a little bit of dr. Pepper I'm thinking wouldn't the dr. Pepper just take over? No, I didn't know diet. Dr. Pepper with a regular doctor

Well, yeah, you do what she says she would do it. I do diet coke with a splash of dr. Pepper in it it's just like just enough flavor and Sugar that it tricks my brain, right? Can I get rid of like the diet taste? Yeah. Yeah, exactly So not be related at all, but you know, yeah, yeah To try the Mountain Dew seltzer. Yes. Yeah, we don't have any around here anymore. We used to and it hasn't been there It's in 58 restaurants right now, so they're somewhere it's probably on like Roll tide roll tide

Hooters roll tide and Mountain Dew Breakfast the champion, that's all right. I want to hit some music over here. I'm gonna say hi, Vanessa Vanessa and don't forget to follow us all on the socials at craft beer public at flex me a beer underscores in between Flexes Now I'm like sneezing Find Monica on the socials at Momo a go-go lots of o's at the end and of course pedals and pints socials and flex with this shadow

The tongue really really seals it there Thanks. Why are there two? Thanks for having me, huh? So why are there two? Oh, it's an eclipse It's like a dick shadow eclipse or something It's a dick clip I'm just glad we could end this really classically. So not to be confused with dick lips, right? Put the right and fastest show for that. Yeah, we really do. Yeah dick clips take two only in Boston accents Your fucking dick lips over there

Oh God I think I said everything I was supposed to say. I hope everyone stays very well hydrate

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