Blood, Smoothies and a Wedding

Music. Well, howdy y'all and welcome back to another episode of Corks in Cowtown, but this version is Questions and Confessions with Robin and Monica.

Do we need an intro for this? I feel like we should start one. We need like a jingle for questions and confessions. We can work on that. Give me a high five. Yes, exactly like that. If anybody wants to write a little jingle for us, we're open. We'll love you forever. Yeah. We can't pay you, though. No. For free. Yeah, I was like, we can't pay you, though.

We do have some really good questions and confessions this episode, though. Yeah. Do you want to start with some? Or do you want me to? You start with one. Okay, do you want a question or a confession? Let's start with a question. Okay, a question. Let's do, what's the worst travel experience either of you have had, like, full meltdown moment? I don't think I've ever had like meltdown when traveling. I mean, there's, we've all experienced like delays and cancellations and stuff like that.

I would say probably my most diva-ish probably travel experience was our wedding. Because like when we got like to the hotel, because, you know, we had everybody stay at the same hotel. Well, first of all, mine and Clayton's room was overlooking, like, the dumpsters. And I was like... Happy honeymoon. Yeah, not going to fucking happen. But, like, I think there were so many people that, like, came up to me and said that their rooms weren't, like, what they actually booked.

Yeah. And so I, like, went to the desk and I was like, I brought... 40 people here yeah for a wedding and everyone's like complaining about their room yeah and well because it's not peep also yeah so that's the whole thing is like that's a lot of people's like actual vacation too yeah so yeah i absolutely agree with that yeah but i did i'm not proud but i did like yell and cry at the reception desk here's the thing is like i've seen you be emotional and I'm it's still not emotional you're

still always like very pulled together and professional somehow so me not so much I'd be like throwing things and typically I always get that ma'am we don't need to use that language and I was like I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I'm mad right now yeah so yeah I'm trying to think if I've ever same thing is like obviously plenty of like delayed and canceled flights but I feel like those are just like you just figure out what to do. Yeah.

In the meantime, the only thing I can think of really is like whenever Cammie and I were doing like our road trip and the only place and I've told people this story before, but like the only place I'll never go back to is Baltimore, Maryland. Yeah. And that's just because like as soon as I got there, I had a horrific experience where I was followed by three men. Oh, God.

And literally a prostitute stepped in between us and got them to leave me alone so that like it's the only time traveling like especially by myself that i was ever scared oh my god like and the whole thing was i didn't have my phone on me because i was just taking cammy out to go potty yeah at the hotel and the whole thing was there was just no grass anywhere it was cold i had my hotel key and that was it and like three men followed us for

almost an entire circle block yeah and literally a like prostitute was coming out of a wig store and saw the look on my face and she literally was like hey boys and like stepped in between us. And thankfully like i got to like scurry away yeah but other than that do better baltimore like but your prostitutes are, tens. Yes, absolutely. Would have paid her for anything. But other than that, I'd say that I've been really lucky travel-wise.

Yeah. I mean, I just, I feel like there's no sense in having like these big, huge like meltdowns and stuff because you're like, it's not going to fix anything. A flight delay is a flight delay or a flight cancellation. I mean, I've had flights canceled. Luckily, like the last time we had a flight canceled.

Our flight was at like, i think like nine something and i got up at like four o'clock in the morning and i like immediately i like checked the flight information and i saw that it was canceled and i woke clayton up he was like why the fuck are you awake this early and i was like well luckily i am because now we've got to find a new flight for eight people like come on get your shit together like we just called everybody and we're like wake up rally come to our house we're

going to the airport we got to figure the shit out it is is like it's one of those things is i think that that's when you really enjoy your type a friends yeah because they're the ones that do get up and get to the airport two hours early.

So they make sure that everyone's yeah on time to things yeah luckily we have a pretty good group that was traveling with us like my friend megan showed up with like a fucking sub sandwich she was like i'm ready to go she's like anyways next i was like did you get that on the way here is like jimmy john's even open she's like no i got this last night not saved it specifically for my pre-flight who needs pre-flight entertainment when you have a pre-flight sub she's like 90 pounds

soaking wet but i've seen her put back so much food before i'm like where is it what a blessing lucky her i know okay you do one now either what did we do that was a question all right let's see.

A confession oh give it to me i think i have a crush on my boss and i have no idea what to do about it oh is he married or is he single i mean or i guess we it doesn't say if it's a guy no okay well so i get are they married are they single yeah like what's the scenario what is the scenario have they been your boss for a long time and you've just started develop feelings or like you immediately just got this job yeah how

much do you like your job yeah how much do you like your job yeah like what's also the difference in ranking yeah like are you bottom of the totem pole in their top or are you like mid-level there's a lot of factors here will it get you a raise.

Yes a promotion yeah oh i wonder yeah have you ever had a crush on a boss or anything no i mean i've had bosses that were like really cool to work with yeah but no because i mean i've been in a relationship my entire adult life because that's valid no i mean i've had, instances where i know that relationships are going on in the office oh yeah yeah. I don't know. I feel like it's just a fine line. Ended up getting fired. Yeah, that's why I was like, I feel like an office romance

is a very fine line. Yeah. I think if it's like maybe two people in an equal position, it's not that bad. But yeah, when it's like a boss and subordinate situation, I think it's a little tricky. Yeah. I don't know. I was like, that's just... I don't know if I would play with that one. Yeah. Maybe keep it just a crush. Yeah, I would just keep it a crush. Yeah. Or if you think that there could be something there and you're not wrecking anybody's like home life. That's true.

Yeah, maybe if there's like, if it's like a deal where you could maybe move offices like to a different like location, like a different branch or something. Maybe that would make it less messy. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like that's one of those things that you just don't know. Yeah. But also give us more details. Yeah. Always give us more details. Yeah. Whenever we do these and talk about it. More is always better. Give us more and let's follow up afterwards too. Thanks. Because we're nosy. Yeah.

Let's do another confession. This is, I've secretly been using my husband's credit card for Botox. He has no clue. Good for you. Good for you. Yeah I wish that, 10-10. Yeah. No commentary. Hate it. Love it. Keep going. Love it. Love that for you. Yeah, love that for you. Also, if you're willing to pay for anyone else's Botox, I'm willing to let you pay for it. Honestly, that's smart, though. It's like, here's the thing. Are you doing it with gift cards or are you just

doing it straight up Botox? Yeah. Like, are you going to the med spa and just saying like, oh, that, yeah, just don't worry about it. Yeah. Maybe like her husband just isn't checking like the statement. That must be nice. Yeah. Clayton literally wakes up every morning and immediately goes to his bank account. Why? I think because he's had. What a horrible way to start the day. I mean, he's had so many like instances where he's had like fraudulent charges

and stuff. So I think he's just he always like puts himself in the habit of and he's got business accounts. So he's like checking to see every morning. That's the first thing. God, pick something else to do, Clayton. Maybe that's his motivation for the day. He is like, you get up, you fucking make money, kill it. I'm crushing it daily. Lord, I can't. I just can't. OK, your turn. What are you going to give?

Let's do a question. Okay. If we had to reveal one shocking family drama moment we've witnessed firsthand, what would it be? Well, I can't reveal. Yeah, I was like, I've got plenty of them. Yeah, I mean, that's kind of... I mean, that's a good question, but it's hard to answer that without actually, like, revealing... Like secrets, people's business. I mean, I have plenty of family secrets I could reveal. I mean, I have a stepmom who thinks she can spit on people to heal them.

They used to do exorcisms in our house growing up. Selling that snake oil. Yeah, I was like, I mean, one day I'll write a book about it all.

But I think Michelle and I's favorite thing is just like whenever we were growing up and her parents always talk about it is just the fact that Michelle would go to her parents and be like can Robin come over and they'd be like yeah does she want to like stay for dinner and they'd be like yeah her parents are doing an exorcism and they'd be like she can stay for dinner tell Robin to pack a bag for the week I was just like whatever because that's

the thing is I was always told like you need to be out of the house for a couple hours today and I was like yeah typically Basically, it was no questions asked. It was just like, thank God I get to leave. Yeah. So, yeah. That's so funny. I mean, I don't know if it's really shocking anymore. I mean, that's horrible. Yeah. I was like, I don't think it's really shocking anymore. Yeah. But it is just, I started watching that Ruby Frankie documentary. Uh-huh. I still haven't watched it.

It'll piss you off. Yeah. It's so relatable to what I grew up with, though. Yeah.

Like, here's the thing is, like, what sounds horrific, though, is just the, like, leading up to before she like really got insane with her two youngest kids all of it is very tame compared to what i grew up with yeah like there's just it's a lot of emotional and psychological abuse yeah and obviously there's some physical too but i honestly have the older i get i think the emotional and psychological abuse is like way worse yeah 100 so yeah i mean yeah because it's like little things that.

Like stay with you yeah forever yeah like even if it's just like a simple like, phrase or something that someone has said to you before one million person well i can tell you what my book would be called is it would be called sorry is not enough because that's what i was constantly told yeah is it didn't matter what it was it was sorry is not enough and i was like well what what else am i supposed to do yeah like what else sorry is not enough so yeah.

We can get into family drama another day i think we need that might have to be a whole other part episode yeah that might have to be a whole separate podcast yeah yeah so i think here's the thing is what's crazy about that is do you ever think about the fact that like your friends and the people in your life a lot of us have similarities with like family upbringing mm-hmm i think about that all the time is about like how in a way like we are

blessed that like we can relate to each other yeah and all those screwed up things yeah maybe that's like a like a questions and confessions episode that we could do with people could we could ask people like, if you have like questions or you know about like your family trauma like whatever you want some, advice not that we're professionals but yeah but at least you can know you're not alone yeah in it i totally agree with that okay let's do okay here's one for you a question okay,

if i can not burp what is it with these coffees i don't know is it you too yeah it's making me burp maybe it's the cold oh yeah maybe it is as a mom what's the one parenting hill you're willing to die on. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's tough, though. I mean, there's so many hills. But I feel like it's different for... Every parent, you know. Yeah. Because everybody, every kid is different. I mean, one of my parenting hills that I'll die on, I don't vaccinate my kids.

I won't vaccinate my kids. Mm-hmm. Enough said. Yeah. Okay. I was like, that's the thing is like, I think with every parent, like your whole thing is, you know, you do what's best. Yeah. And what you think is best for your kids. So, yeah. Yeah. I was like, and I, I will say this, like, and I think we talked about it last week. You know, Lily had her first sleepover. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Last weekend. And it went really well. But that was, that was a hill that I thought that I was going to die on.

Like me and Clayton had kind of talked about it years ago. About not letting. About not letting them go to sleepovers. I know a lot of people don't do that anymore. It's just, you know, it's hard because they're not there. And especially being as young as they are, it's not like they have their own cell phone or anything to call me if anything goes wrong. But I felt like I knew these parents well enough. Like we had interacted with them at the parks and stuff with their, they have two girls.

So there's no like older brother in the house and stuff. Because I think, you know, you and I had talked about it. Any sleepover that I had when I was young, if they had an older brother in the house, not once was I not put in a position that made me feel uncomfortable. Yep. Yep. I was like, I literally in my own house. Yeah. Growing up having a stepbrother. And if he had a friend stay the night, I was uncomfortable. Yeah. So, yeah. And I had like, you know, I talked about it.

With my hairdresser and she said that you know because she's got a son and a daughter and she's like if my daughter wants to have like a friend of hers come over i send my son to a friend's house like he won't be there and she's like you know he's my.

Son i'm he's not gonna do anything to put these girls like in an uncomfortable position but i want that girl's parents to feel comfortable like letting her kid come to my house yeah i thought that was really sweet no absolutely but that's the thing is there's so many i think it's just the whole thing is instead of everyone getting up in arms about things you have to allow people to make their own decision for their children yeah like you need to think about the fact that like you would

hope and that each parent has done their own research to do what's best for their child yeah so and that's really all there is to it i would say yeah so and on the same topic of cell phones like that's a parenting hell i'm gonna die on i'm not gonna give my kid a cell phone until they're like a teenager oh yeah you're not getting a cell phone when you're in fifth grade no well that's the thing that's crazy too is i think it just opens up the whole world like you've said even like on

like youtube and how the girls have they're like not ipads but like they're little tablets they're like tablets whatever and that they can have access to some stuff but you're just like whoa whoa whoa like parental controls can only do so much yeah there's loopholes and ways to get around everything and i think that that's the thing is so many people are just they get busy and stuff and they'll put you know.

Technology in front of their kids to like for busy time yeah but the whole thing is like we don't know what they're able to access yeah and everything's like changed so much like when like we for I had a pager until I got yeah until I got my car and then my parents got me a cell phone that. Was fucking made by Mitsubishi. So it literally like could call and that was it. So we like grew up like with phones changing and stuff.

But the amount of like apps and everything that are out there now, like my niece will talk about like apps that they use for just messaging like different friends and stuff. And it's like, what the fuck is that?

I've never heard of that. why can't why aren't you just using your messaging app yeah just text yeah like just i don't get it i don't understand so but it's like i feel like there's so much out there now that like puts kids in harm's way that other like adults can get in and you know pose as as one of their classmates and shit and it's just like you like you said parental controls only go so far so far yeah because there's a loophole to everything yeah it's

here's the thing is like someone an adult could sign up as a kid's aid yeah and impose it's like all the kids on social media they lie about their date of birth because there's no like checking of it it's not like you're having to submit like an id yeah for anything yeah i mean i just think it's crazy because things have gotten like i didn't have a cell phone until i was 18 yeah i got one my senior year so and until then like whenever we would like be gone for like drill team and stuff we had

like a family cell phone and i would just get that to like contact home yeah so yeah i was like i don't blame you.

I don't blame you okay you want to do one what did we just do was that i just did a question Okay, let's see about it. This is pretty relatable. I tell people I love working out, but I really just go to the gym for the sauna and smoothies. This must be a Lifetime Fitness member. Same. I love a fucking sauna. And if there's like a little cafe in the gym, even better. I mean, I'm not going to ever turn down a smoothie. Yeah. Like especially like what's your like go to smoothie recipe?

Like if I make one at home or if I like buy a smoothie. Yeah. Because I take the girls to Tropical Smoothie Cafe a lot. And they've got like three smoothies for kids, which are garbage.

It's like strawberry banana banana chocolate and then something else but they're like they don't like it yeah so i get it's called the avocolata and it's got like avocado kale apple i think banana and like pineapple in it it's really good yeah i like that yeah i'm trying to think my favorite i don't like i don't typically go for like if i'm gonna get a smoothie i will typically get like try to get like a green smoothie i'm not like a big like chocolate no peanut butter smoothie

person no i'm the same way is i really like juice junkies has like a they do have one and i think it was like nut butter.

And like blueberry and so i liked that one and then they also had like a pineapple one that was just like really like light and summery yeah so i liked that because they've mixed a lot of theirs with like coconut water yeah but yeah i mean i feel you on that is smooth there's something about a smoothie sometimes it just hits really hard yeah and i know i'm not a lifetime fitness member anymore but i used to be and they have like a eucalyptus steam room that was what i'm not a sauna gal

i just don't like being hot because i'm hot basically all the time anyways so i don't want to be hotter yeah yeah i feel like i like i love asana but i'm really weird about my face sweating i fucking hate having sweat i was disgusting well my thing is like my upper lip sweats and i just feel like it's the nastiest thing on earth because i'm like it's like a sweat mustache yeah and i can't stand it so i'm right there with you but I actually like working out well I mean

I like working out but I also like working out to the point where I'm not drenched in sweat yeah I like to work out indoors with air conditioning the gym though in my neighborhood that I go to it's always so cold in there oh I would love that I don't like it I would love that I feel like it's like.

Too cold like my i have a hard time like getting my muscles going sounds amazing to me well that's the thing is i need to get back in my habit of it and it's hard going between states or whatever but like the gym at my apartment you know like i live on top of the gym and so it's nice because i just roll out of bed and i go downstairs and i typically would at like 5 30 or 6 so i'd have the gym to myself yeah that's ideal

scenario for me or you're still burping yeah it's disgusting i know it is but it's fine yeah it's our coffee at least we can't smell each other's breath we are far apart i just noticed like because we normally like scoot closer oh yeah we do we are far apart i mean what do you want to do you want to hug toes.

You can buy those photos online everyone just kidding just kidding just kidding okay let's see I fake bad wi-fi to get out of zoom meetings no regerts no regerts honestly I've done that multiple times I just say my camera's not working so I don't do audio yeah I never put makeup on because I don't I don't I don't want to put makeup on I don't want to have to see anyone yeah I don't like want to make sure the background is like crisp and clean yeah if my lighting

is like bad I just don't want to mess with it yeah so yeah I'm an audio gal yeah I feel like that's the like a blessing and a curse that came out of like COVID oh absolutely people that can work remotely and you don't have to sit in like a conference room with a bunch of fucks like you can just get on a zoom but also why do we need to see your face literally half the time like when And we're just like, let's do a call.

And I'm just like, okay. And then they're just like, I'll send you a Zoom link. And I'm like, why do we have to just call me? You don't need to see me. Like, this is not, what was that song? It's like, call me, reach me if you want to, was it page me? What is that song I'm trying to think of? What song? It was like on Disney Channel, I think. And it was like, page me, beat me if you want to reach me. I don't know.

Yeah. I might be making it up. I don't know. Yeah. I'll dig out my old page and y'all can page me. The struggle's real. I can't remember anything anymore.

Okay, your turn. Where did I just lose this? Okay. If we got cast in a reality show, which one do you think we'd thrive in and which one would we get immediately canceled from? Oh, that's tough. Yeah. I don't know if I know enough reality shows. Yeah, I don't know a whole lot of reality shows, but I love like... I mean, we've talked about, we love like housewives. I think we thrive in housewives. I think we thrive in housewives.

We would thrive at housewives. We would thrive at like brunch and parties. Like relief. Yes. But I feel like the second that we've got to fight with people, you know, because there's always got to be some kind of like drama going on. Oh, absolutely. That's when we would probably immediately get canceled. One million percent. Either that or everyone would be like on our side. Yeah. Because it's the whole thing of like, what is it, Teresa?

Whenever she like flipped the table. Yeah. Like, here's the thing. It took her a long time to get to that point. You and I would do it from the jump. Yeah. We'd be like, you know what? I'm sick of this. Like, flip it. But we wouldn't flip it, like, out of anger. We'd just be like, I'm sick of this. And just, like, flip it and walk away and be like, find us at the bar. I don't think I'd be good on, like, Survivor. No.

I could not do a show like that. Yeah. Like, if you literally take away, like, my sleep and my food. Yeah. And my comfort, like, a toilet. I'm going to act a fool. Yeah. I'm not going to do well. I like the, like, I love Southern Charm. Oh, yeah. But I like the, like, kind of, like, Share House reality shows. Like, Summer House and, like, Winter House and stuff. I would punch Kyle in the face, though. Like, Kyle needs his shit checked so bad.

I think I find him, like, so funny. But then when he gets like pissed off about something, yeah, it's like, oh, I can't handle it very well. No, I can't handle it very well either for him. But yeah, I felt like we would be like the...

That like party girls in a share house oh one million percent but here's the thing the funny thing would be like we would be off on our own doing things yeah like the second like page and sierra are like in bed and they're like fucking downstairs could be on fire and i wouldn't give a shit yeah it's just like same like that's the thing is like when they're so excited to just be in bed i'm just like that's us it's just like anyways we're gonna be in bed we're gonna watch a movie away from

y'all because you're insane i love that yeah i survivor shows like that i don't think i'd be good at not no not survivor not naked and afraid no thank you i'm already afraid when i'm naked all the time just by myself i don't like it i don't i don't know why i'm not a big like nakey person either. It's like, no. It's like, if we're in the house together and there's no kids, he's like, let's get naked. And I'm like, but I like my clothes.

I was like, I've told you before, Hans is the same way as like Hans would just be naked 24 seven. And I'm like, no, thank you. I don't want to do that. And I'm like, we've definitely turned into a Winnie the poo family like I always just have an oversized tee on at least and it's like that's it I'm just like I'm gonna walk in your apartment.

Just naked from the waist down with a pump cover on yeah, i told you what was it the last time you came up or whatever you were in the kitchen and i like opened the door and i was like monica is here put clothes on. Oh god he just comes out in socks he loves his socks too is i got him house shoes and you would think it like changed his whole life yeah so i'm definitely a house shoe gal though now too the older I get. Yeah, that's one of the questions it says.

As a newlywed, what's something in marriage no one warned you about? The nudity, the nudity, the smells, the just constant, like I've become so codependent. Yeah.

And I hate saying that. But like if we're laying in bed together I have to be touching him yeah and I'm just always like where's your foot I'm like let me just like I don't want to be like huggy huggy but I'm like I just need to be like touching, softly like something or I'll be like I'll put my wrist out and I'm like please just rub this, I'm like just touch me somehow I thought Clayton's very touchy like that like we'll just be like sitting like on the couch together or laying in bed together

and he's always like he'll like, tickle like my palm or something and i love it i'm like just touch me i love it no it's my favorite thing but then if i put my feet on him he's like get your fucking cold feet get your crab pinchers it's like why are your hands or your feet so cold and i'm like i don't know, let me put them down your pants.

That's the thing is like i don't know what it is about i just have to touch hon's nipple at least once a day it's typically more like five times a day but like it just brings me so much joy because i know how much he hates it yeah i think that's the whole thing is i'm just like i just need to touch it yeah so you know i feel like that needs to be a tag i just need to touch I just need to touch it. The PTA moms are going to love this. Okay.

Let's see what else. Oh, my best friend is getting married and I hate her fiance. Do I say something or shut up? Say something. Yeah. You don't have to be like.

Shithead about it but if like if there's reasons yeah if there's actual reasons why you don't like him and it has if it's just if it has anything to do with you only maybe keep that to yourself but if it's you don't like him because of the way he's treating her definitely say something, that yeah i don't know if i talked about it on the podcast before or not but like i you know is like on whenever I was back in the day day yeah Michelle

on my I don't even like talking about it because it just feels like it wasn't real but like whenever I was previously married, Michelle literally came in the bathroom the morning of the wedding and was like she just knew that I didn't want to go through with it yeah and all she said is just she said handed me a bottle of champagne and she goes what do you want to do just like very generic like put the ball in my court was like

we'll do whatever you want to do yeah and obviously at the time I was young and stupid and cared more about what other people thought of me than what situation I was getting myself into but I've always been thankful for that and we made the.

Like decision even afterwards as we said if you're ever at a point where you're hiding something from one of your best friends yeah you should already know it's wrong yeah you should already know that like it's not a good scenario and it's wrong you like at this point there's nothing I've hidden from any of y'all yeah like that's the thing is like with all my closest girlfriends I mean it was obviously like strange too is like whenever

Hans and I started like it was it went from fucking hey I met someone we're dating oh we're getting married yeah within four months yeah so.

And I don't think like obviously y'all were all just like oh.

Okay yeah but like I was like I want you to meet him and everything like because I wanted y'all's opinion too yeah and you all gave it and you were just like you know what like if you're happy like we we support you like we've met him he's great like no red flags yeah so but it's one of those things is if it truly is your best friend you should be able to have that conversation yeah and like i said you don't have to be mean about it or anything and don't go

don't have the conversation with the expectation that she's going to be like all right i'm just going to dump this guy or whatever just have the conversation and like he i see this that he does that i think down the road it's gonna yeah you know when you come from a place of like love and concern I think that it is very easy to see yeah so unless someone's like dead set on just like not listening to you but then that's probably also not really your best friend yeah I

would say is like because I think whenever it is like your best friend is there's that thing I sent you and I was talking about your friends that are like the most brutal and honest with you are the ones that it's like three or three hundred times more likely to like never lie to you yeah and that's the whole thing is like just don't lie be open be honest and see what happens yeah so that's what i would say at least for sure okay you're 10 let's see.

I don't understand one of these what is it it says i sometimes fake being asleep so i don't have to help when plans change, and help is like in quotations like do you fake being asleep to get out of sexy time like you don't have to help like, don't or is it like a friend is like moving and you don't want to help them move so you just pretend to be asleep all the time sorry i fell asleep i mean here's the thing is definitely,

i can't say i've never faked being asleep because i've haven't wanted to like go somewhere yeah, but for the most part i'll just tell you i'll be like hey i literally like fell asleep and like i just don't feel like it yeah so yeah honestly but i mean i can yeah i have questions yeah i have questions on that one we need clarity yeah give us clarity what do you mean by help yeah do another one i lied on my resume to get my job and now i'm just winging it every day very relatable that's called

being a mom i like my resume yeah i want children i'm ready for this, then they get here and you're like fuck what did i do.

I believe that i believe that but that's also like i don't think i won't we won't say who where it was but whenever we worked together previously i had no experience yeah doing what i got hired to do and i got training for not even a day yeah and i just was like all right monica help me with this when you can yeah i mean you fake it till you make it yeah unless you lied on your resume and somehow became a doctor yeah let's not do that that would be yeah crazy that would truly be insane i think

pretty much in any industry you could probably fake it till you make it i think so too i feel like a lot of it is just your personality so yeah but that's just me, okay let's do one more okay hmm your ring is ringing today it looks it is yeah from over here maybe it's because i'm so far away from you but it looks so big so big i like that it's nice.

Um i'm trying to decide because like i like this one but i can't think of one for myself but i'll just go ahead and say it okay what's the pettiest reason you've ever cut someone off, that's why i'm like i can't think of a necessary like petty reason i've ever cut someone off yeah i don't i don't think i've yeah same i don't feel like there's any petty reason why i've cut anybody off i feel like i feel like i normally do things that are justified yeah i mean i feel like they're.

There's definitely like relationships where they've just kind of fallen off naturally on their own just because I've gotten to the point where I'm not investing any more time in it. No, I feel you on that. I'd say the only, yeah, I guess obviously whenever I was dating, the only couple petty reasons I ever cut someone off would be like I didn't like how someone like treated staff. Yeah.

Which I don't think that's really petty or I just thought they were really vain like I remember there was one time I wanted a date with a guy and he wouldn't stop talking about how much money he had and I was like this is disgusting yeah I was like I want nothing to do with you yeah and so he was like well let's let's do something tomorrow and I was like okay and then I'm asleep yeah I was like that's when I was I was asleep I'm sorry yeah yeah I'm sorry I was a year later you were yeah so i

don't know yeah i don't feel like there's really been any petty reason that i've cut people off there's been legitimate reasons and i concur yeah okay well that's good for this episode i do y'all have got to give more context though yeah we need background info are the comment boxes like i think it's just like limited yeah i was like i think it's kind of like limited So, if anything, just send a DM with a story. Yeah. So, because I'm nosy. Yeah. And I want more details. We need lots of details.

Yeah, I was like, because that's just who we are. And obviously, as always, everything stays anonymous unless you want us to bring something up specifically for you. Yeah. Yeah, but otherwise. Yeah, unless anybody needs to be called out. Yeah, we can do that. We'll be the hole heckler. Your favorite champagniants are here to heckle your holes. I can't. That's the best that you've heard all day. So funny. Yeah. Well, we can put that on a resume now. Professional hole hecklers.

I really hope we can have that job soon. That sounds fun. You'll never ask us to come back. It's fine. It's for charity. Anything for charity is like okay absolutely i'll do it so i'll run you over in my car i can't, breathe anyways well until next time cheers.