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Hello, and welcome to cool people who built a militant, popular social movement in face ofvere state repression and therefore splintered into a reformist wing that failed, as well as a more clandestine wing that also failed, but still changed the course of history. Your weekly podcast that does exactly what it says in the title almost every week. I'm your host, Margaret Kildroy. Well with me today, as my guest is see if I get this right, Robert Avon's
host of the podcast derrier les Salude. Yeah, podcast that focuses on all the bad people in French history. I get that right.
Yeah, all of that's perfect. I continue to be amazed that the Apple people let that title into the into iTunes or whatever tunes they use these days. But I guess they knew brilliance when they saw it.
Yeah, clearly because they didn't well or they were you know, just actually spoke French and didn't realize that derriere had a different meaning in English.
Oh yeah, so that's probably what happened.
What are we hearing about today, magpie?
Well, you ever had a piece of technology that you just couldn't stand, one that made you dare I say it feel like a bit of a luddite.
Yes, everything that is more recent than about twenty twelve, with the exception what I'll say, this shows you how badly Star Trek the next generation hacked my brain. Anything that's like a cool screen, like a folding screen or a transparent screen, I'm still on board with. I love a cool screen. I can't get past that part of growing up on TNG. But yeah, self driving cars, no thank you, AI anything, no fucking thank you. I can't even really good on board with the tiktoks.
I know, I'm like annoyed that I'm so actively annoyed that they're trying to ban it. Yeah, I also don't want to use it. But what I do want to do is remember to do the rest of my introduction, including introducing our producer Sophie Hi.
Sophie Hi Robert doesn't know how to use most technology, but yet knows how to report on it.
It's really fun for me. Yeah, his business kin impressive.
Uh huh.
I can't even tell you the amount of times of explained things to him and went. But you started as a tech turtalist.
What are you talking about?
How could you not do basic human thing in Robert's like, I don't know, let me tell you about something nobody has ever heard of and explain it perfectly.
I mean some of it is that like Abe Simpson saying it'll happen to you, because like my dad was an early adopter. He like didn't have a ton of money and he spent all of it on computers.
You know.
Yeah, yeah that was my dad as well. Actually yeah, or more than more than he should have. Yeah, yeah, exactly, and uh and no doesn't I mean, you know whatever I mean. But I'm starting to hit that point myself. I was like explaining computer things to my dad, and now I'm like, you know, one of my friends like takes the remote away from me while I'm trying to navigate the YouTube menu, and it's like give it to me, Grandma.
Hya Garrison gives me no end of shit because I love having motions smoothing on Christ the most boomer thing I've ever said.
Yeah, it's really upsetting.
None of us would be anywhere with technology without our wonderful editor and who is he?
Danel? That was a really good transition.
It's almost like I'm a professional.
Weird. Yeah, someone should actually pay you at this point.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, we should get on that. Daniel is our audio editor.
Everyone say saying hi to Daniel.
Hi.
Danel Hi, Daniel Hy Daniel.
Our theme musical is written for us by unwoman. All right, so follow up question. You have the technology that makes you feel like a bit of a ludite. What's your take on industrial revolution and its consequences for humanity?
You know, consequences is such a big word, and to be honest, I don't think you can really We're still waiting to see are we going to pull out of this climate tail spin that we are currently in before it it kills everything of value on the planet. And uh, I think I think until we get the final answer to that, we won't be able to say for sure. Because there's obviously there's a lot of horrible downsides, you know, fucking sweatshops and industrial war and shit. But there's also
like labor saving devices. There's god knows how many people have had a chance to explore themselves art, creativity, just spend more time, you know, with their family because of labor saving devices. So I'm going to I'm going to say, like the this is still a neck and neck fight right now, Like we'll see, we'll see who hits the finish line first.
Okay, I I feel like one team called climate change is pulled out ahead.
It's yes, yes, look is that is that? Is that the best odds you're gonna get right now? Yes?
Yeah?
But yeah, but I.
Would put words in your mouth and say that appropriate technology is a beautiful thing and a worthwhile thing.
Yeah, it certainly can be.
And so sometimes people assume that to be a luttite is to be against all technology, and that the people fighting against the Industrial Revolution were against the idea of making life better. And today we're going to talk about them. We're going to talk about the Luddites. Hell yeah, you know much about the Luddites. I know that they were skilled workers, mainly in the garment industry, like weaving and like that, which is just having done one part of that, like shearing the animal part of it.
It's the whole. Like, the amount of human labor before we developed the machines we've developed was titanic. And my understanding is a lot of them did not like that
these machines were coming in. At least certain types of the machines that came in to automate this process because they turned it from a skilled trade where people the people doing it were valuable and had some leverage because you needed it done and only a certain number of people knew how to do it to something that where they were all just kind of slotted in like little machines themselves, right, And they viewed it as like reducing the dignity of labor, among other problems.
Yeah, I would say that that's a good overall look at the Luddites and what they were doing, is that they were opposed to what the machines were doing, rather than like that thing has too many spinning wheels.
Yeah. The issue isn't I don't like machines because they do things better. It's I don't like the way these machines are being used to turn us into machines. Right.
And also, interestingly, a lot of people are really proud of their work, and some of these machines, not all of them, but some of these machines were absolutely turning out junk. We're turning out inferior quality work.
Oh.
Interesting, I wonder if that's going to ever happen again.
Yeah, no, I'm not sure. I actually don't think that this has any reflection. This is very in the past. No modern, Okay, well I'll just get into it.
Yeah.
In eighteen eleven, during the middle of the Industrial Revolution, a bunch of textile workers in northern England came together to fight against the mechanization of their industry. Labor organizing had been outlawed, so this didn't stop them. They formed a secret society and they went about smashing machines with hammers, burning down factories, and occasionally shooting back at the owners who were shooting and killing them on a regular basis. A bunch of them were men wearing dresses.
Love to see it. I mean it's efficient, it.
Is, Yeah, all that room to move, you know, I go hiking all the time in long skirts and people are like, what are you doing? That's gonna catch on things? And it's just like, I've been doing this for a very long time.
When you're doing a lot of hallucinogens, you learn the best way to do certain things. And that's how I realized that the most efficient kind of dress was like a slightly longer than ankle link skirt. Yeah, like dress in terms of clothing, Yeah, totally stuff.
Yeah, the maxi skirt, this is the finest thing. It's pajamas you can wear all day.
It's easy to make too. I used to make my own skirts.
Yeah, yeah, that's actually the only thing I used to be able to sew.
Yeah. I'm not a great just that.
So these Luodites pushed England right to the brink of outright revolution. The other thing that I didn't realize coming into this was just how big of a deal the Luodite rebellion was. The government decided to declare its loyalty with the owners and not the people. Soldiers put down the uprising quite violently. A bunch of people were hanged, a bunch of people were deported to Australia, and the lud eight Rebellion was quelled. Its songs and its name
live on, though mostly sadly are quite horribly misrepresented. Yeah, there's a few mainstream of it narratives available about our friends, the Luddites. The first, of course, is the simplistic version. And some people didn't like technology, so they smashed up machines because they hated change. Sure, and then if you're going galaxy brain chart, next up is the more historically informed one. The Luttites didn't hate technology, is a concept.
They hated the automation of their jobs that robbed them of employment, like kind of like cashier's matt itself checkout lines or something. Sure you can keep going higher up you get to kind of you know, it's not that the Luddites had one job in a factory and suddenly had a different job in a factory. It's that they didn't have a factory job at all. They had a
job as an artisan, right yeah. And the Luddite rebellion is positioned in the midst of the Industrial Revolution, and it was a revolt by those used to artistsan skilled labor and a life with some level of dignity and as you pointed out, some level of bargaining power, right yeah. And from this point of view, it is a revolt
against the modern world. Is a revolt against what future friend of the Pod Woiam Blake, only seven years earlier had called the dark satanic mills of industry that were cropping up.
M okay, but kind of makes them sound cool too. I know.
This is one of the problems when you hang out mostly in history books from like the early eighteen hundreds, a lot of people saying really cool radical stuff are framing it theologically, and so they're like confusing my like metal head conception of what makes something cool, you.
Know, yeah, yeah, because I if like somebody was like, hey, I'm opened up like an occult themed like wool clothes shop, could I would you donate some of your wool to the dark satanic loom or whatever? Kah, Absolutely, that sounds based totally, Yeah, let's do it.
And so most of the time, people who see the under these underlying issues still see the Luddites as like at best hopeless romantics who couldn't handle the changing of industry, like like the whalers who lost their job when lighting moved away from whale oil and towards petroleum, or the coal miners and Apalachia currently facing the decline of their industry right, And so it's this narrative of progress and these people who are like tragically left behind. I don't
buy that narrative. I will present the industrial revolution not as a benign or neutral thing, but instead the birth of capitalism and industrial production that are, again I'm guessing, are going to have irrevocable danger to all of humanity in the world. They were not a tiny group doing an isolated rebellion. I want to position them as revolutionists in the middle of a decentralized global uprising in defense of the commons. And did you know that it started with a comet in the sky.
A most good things do.
Right, Yeah, Like I think that the well, I guess there's the Bible star thing, but I think overall, if you read like classic works of literature and there's like the omen of the comet in the sky. Yeah, the Comet of eighteen eleven, I think is where that comes from?
Okay.
For two hundred and sixty days, from March eighteen eleven to January eighteen twelve, a massive comment held court in the heavens. Its tail was stretched out for everyone to see. Everyone in the northern hemisphere. Yeah, the Great Comet of eighteen eleven. It found its way into the writings of Tolstoy and Victor Hugo and William Blake. Tolstoy I wasn't alive yet, but it ends up in his writings, sure, And it was seen as a portent all over the
world by all kinds of uprisings. Mostly people were like, you think the world's ending, and everyone's like pretty sure, Yeah, pretty sure.
The world's ending.
I think there's another thing psychologically going on here too.
And I just say this because of like how I tend to interpret some of the things that I've experienced in my life that I could see as supernatural or whatever, which is that most people who recognize that like something is fucked up and they need to do something about all the fucked up shit are also like, but I don't want to like die or you know, sacrifice my life or whatever, and you're kind of looking for an excuse that like, Okay, it's the time to act, and
anything that happens that's weird is like, well, shit, I guess it was that, right, Like that's as good as I've been looking for an excuse to start, you know, the process of fighting back. And I guess this comments as good as any.
Honestly, that makes a lot of sense to me because it's like they knew it was a comet. Yeah, like they had astronomy and stuff. You know, it's still meant a lot to them symbolically.
Yeah, that makes sense to me. And there were a lot.
Of uprisings in eighteen eleven and eighteen twelve, and some of them used very consciously the language of defending the Commons. Some of them didn't, but all of them, well, all the ones that I'm going to talk about, were fighting for a way of life that hadn't been defined by capitalism, colonialism,
or the great enclosures of the Commons. To talk about the Commons, I talk about the comments reasonably often, but I think this is like one of the more important concepts to understand where we're at now is in short, lot of cultures, but most notably medieval England. Because they managed to export culture and language all over the world through power process of domination. You had what was known as the Commons, and the idea that most of the land was just kind of publicly owned, like well, why
would you own that. It's not your house or yard. Of course, people can just go collect firewood, hunt gray's sheep, maybe grow some potatoes. It's land. Use it like land, everyone can use it. It's land, it's the commons. And then you get the enclosure of the commons, which was the privatization of it, which was literal and direct. And England was carved up by stone fences, hedgerows and ditches,
dividing everything up. I like, whenever you see like an old movie and it's like medieval England and someone like runs through a hedge along the side of the road. It makes me feel like that couldn't be real, right, Yeah, but that actually was, that was what was happening by late medieval England. Wow.
Yeah, I guess the last gasp of it is here out on the West coast, you have a shitload more BLM land, like out in Oregon and Washington and even big chunks of California. You regularly find yourself in these vast tracks of land that's just like, well, this is all of ours, right, Like it's still kind of the last gasp of that attitude, I guess because white people haven't been here as long.
Yeah, No, totally. The public lands in the US are a really interesting and BLM is like more directly just used as like, huh, do whatever you want, yeah, you know. And so this enclosure started in the medieval period and just kept ramping up through the nineteenth century. We've talked
a bunch about the seventeenth century anti enclosure rebels. If people want to hear more about it, go listen to the episode with the about the diggers, the levelers and the ranters and then the Industrial Revolution kicked off and everything got more enclosurey by the end of the eighteenth century. By like the seventeen nineties or so, things are really fucking heated in this way. In the seventeen nineties there were twenty five parliamentary enclosure acts in England. By eighteen
eleven there were one hundred and thirty three. Geez, and the enclosure wasn't just of land. Everything suddenly had to be discreete like with the tea in between the two e's and regimented rivers became canals. Language became more codified. You started getting like dictionaries and lexicons published, which overall, like, I'm not inherently against that. Right alongside of that, press
censorship went up. Yeah, class divisions became even more pronounced, which I totally don't entirely understand, because England's like one of the most class divided places in the world. You know, Yeah, they speak a different language from each other. You know. At this point, during the enclosure of the commons, the word common takes on its negative connotations. Soldiers start living in they start living separate from everyone else, housed in barracks.
The prison industrial complex kicks in prisons are being built everywhere. Prisoners are doing a lot of the labor for building this infrastructure in England. England became famous and actually mocked for building so many barracks and prisons, Like what the was wrong with these people? The enclosure also came for gender. To quote author Peter Liinbau quote, the household became part
of the system of enclosure. The genders were separated by doctrine of the two spheres, the private sphere for women and the public sphere for men. The wife ceased to have a legal persona or existence. Yeah, And prior to the Industrial Revolution, most manufacturing was done by artisans working at home or in small workshops, which is now called kind of disparagingly a cottage industry. Right, These cottages became factories. And this was a way more efficient way to speed
up the process of destroying the Earth's atmosphere. And it was also a substantial decreasing quality of life for the individual producers. It also had like some positive knock on effects, right, Like if you ever read about how long it took to make cloth back in the day, with yes and spinning and weaving, like that was your life was.
Yeah, yeah, I mean that is there's a really good a historian who does like a blog kind of analyzing myths about classical civilizations. He's did a multipiece one on the Spartans, trying to talk about like how oppressed the helots were. And one of the things he goes into is if you are a woman and a family, most of your life is making and maintaining clothing for your family, and not to have multiple outfits just to be able
because you're wearing them every day. They're getting warned by outside work and when you're taxing you know half or what, Like it's like eighty hours a week for a lot of people for basically your whole life, like maintaining forty to eighty hours a week, depending you know, on a couple of things, maintaining and whatnot, clothing for your family, like it is like a nightmare burden.
No, Yeah, I remember reading once that it was like to make a square yard of linen was about a week's worth of labor. Yeah, someone who knew what they were doing.
There are very few people alive today who do anything as hard as maintaining clothing for a family back in like that period of time. Yeah, yeah.
No, And that's what's so frustrating, right, He's like, well, I love my dishwasher, right, yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah the time, I don't, and I didn't have one until I was, you know, in my late thirties, right, yeah, but you know, and I was like, oh, I don't mean one of those wash dishes. That's meditative. I love that. I just like rinse off my dishes, throw them in
the dishwasher, like yeah, no it is. It's and this is what's so frustrating, because yeah, it's very natural to look at this and be like, well, I don't want to go back to everyone having to hand weave everything, right.
Of course not, I would just freeze to death.
The very first factories of the Industrial Revolution textile factories producing the cloth that got sent out to the various cottages. So that was the first part to be industrialized. Yeah, textile was big business in England. It was the largest industry in England. A million people around ten percent of the country was involved in the wool industry alone. Then cotton started coming in from India and the US and
that was even easier to work. You get your first textile machine, the stocking frame, invented in fifteen eighty nine. People of all genders wore stockings and not pants, and this was made of knitted wool, and so this was a way of automating or at least rapid incredibly speeding up that process. The queen was like, if you patent that, it'll fuck over all the poor people know it'll trash
her economy, so she didn't let it be patented. And during the chunks of the medieval period you have this thing in England that you still see today where the crown is seen as what protects the commoners from like poverty and the rich you know what later becomes the capitalist class. But slowly, surely knitting was automated.
And that makes sense to me, like the role of the because if you're the queen or the king or whatever, you're on top of your social hierarchy. Everyone below them is constantly jockeying and fighting for power and influence, and the primary way to do that is by finding new ways to fuck over the poor, Whereas if you're on top, you're not jockeying for power over the others, but you do always have to keep an eye on like, are the poor pissed off enough that they might kill us.
All right, so you're the only one that hit that is really focused on that.
No, you're right, that is such a good point. That is where you're h Yeah, that's that's uh. You're going too far yet, Yeah, but you know what doesn't go too far except some of the ads we've been getting lately.
Occasionally handled yes, yes, the other.
Ads that aren't in support of genocidal regimes or becoming jailers don't do either of those two things.
That's right.
But anything else that's being sold, you should buy it. And we're back.
I feel bad Margaret because you said jailor, and I forgot to immediately respond jailor. I hardly know her. That's my bit, a lot of stuff.
It's a good bit. It's pretty original, it's.
Great, it's great. Sophie loves it. Sophie loves that. I do it. Anytime someone says anything with an er at the end, Yeah, that's Robert. I barely know air that to see perfect. It always does.
Don't encourge this magfi.
Sorry.
Sorry.
By the mid seventeen hundreds, you've got what's called a spinning Jenny, which automates a lot of yarn spinning inventors saw this machine smashed in front of him, and he had the fleetown.
I'm thinking back to when those local youths in Oakland destroyed that self driving car the other week. Oh hell yeah, I haven't seen this yet, lit it on fire. Yeah good.
And it's not that the concept of a car that drives itself is inherently bad. But within the system that we live in, it's going to drive you to jail.
It's going to drive you to jail. It's going to take money from poor people and give all of it to the same four guys who were already taking money from poor people. Like that is the issue.
Exactly, and that is what is happening here with industrialization. You're not like a lot of people at this point are using machines for their work, and they've found ways to be skilled laborers using these machines.
Yeah.
I know a lot of people who get wool, either from their own animals or from other people animals in spin it and use it to make clothing. And they don't have to spend eighty hours a week to barely maintain one guard because they use modern tools to do all that. They just are also artisans.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and so soon enough the spinning jenny is attached to a water wheel, and then you get the steam engine. And suddenly, because you have a steam engine, you have way more coal mines, and then you have to build canals to connect them all with convict labor. And there's factories with smoke stacks all over the countryside. And who worked the factories. Well, it's fucking England, so
it's children as young as six years old. Two thirds of the workers in these early factories were children, especially orphans hired out essentially slave labor, hired from orphanages and workhouses. Yeah, and so people are like, oh, we don't like this, and later people are like, oh, they clearly just hate not working all the time. They're like, no, the smoke stacks, the child slavery anyway.
Yeah, we don't really know what the cancer is, but we're pretty sure this is causing it.
Yeah, we shouldn't be breathing this, that's all I know. So the comments are enclosed and people start seeing their way of life disappear and their quality of life drop dramatically, and they didn't accept it. They fought back. Sometimes they did it chaotically. Sometimes they did it in an organized fashion, and they did this all over the world. I hate to give the US Revolution much credit. If you've heard any other episode, it just me talking shit on the
US Revolution. But it really did change the world, and this wave of republicanism spread over Europe, inspiring the French Revolution soon after, and people started being like, hey, what if we had like rights?
Like what if? Like what an idea?
You know? And by seventeen ninety two you have the London Corresponding Society, which is one of the first working class organizations. It is basically a proto trade union. It was started by a shoemaker and some buds. It was open to everyone and it fought for democracy. So the government passed the Combination Acts that made union organizing illegal. And uh, one thing we've seen time and time again is that if you make union organizing illegal, people don't
sit down and shut up. They start sabotaging things.
Yeah, yeah, you have, you have you have taken the option of them to fight without destroying your property or your body. So they're going to do one of those two things right, and they usually even start with just property. And the lights are an absolute example of this. Yeah, Thomas Hardy was the shoemaker that helped found that organization. Well, I know the only cast for that guy if we're making a movie about this. Oh, I don't know Tom Harwait.
Oh okay, I don't know any Yep, Okay, that's an actor.
That's Mad Max and in Fury Road. Oh ship, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, he can do this job. Sure.
I think sometimes people would like, Oh, Margaret, don't any pop culture references. I watch a ton of movies and TV. I'm just face blind and don't remember names.
That's fine.
So Thomas Hardy from Mad Max is saved by the work of a man who is often called the first anarchist in Western society, William Godwin. He comes way or before Prudin, and he's way less of a dick. Yeah, because there's this click of aristocracy around this time, connected with the Romantic poets who are going to fight hard and at personal expense and risk for the working class,
including fighting for the Luddites. One day, I'm going to do this whole episode where I talk about William Godwin and his wife Mary Wolstoncraft, who wrote one of the foundational feminist books. And I had a kid named Mary Shelley, who invented science fiction, who married Percy Shelley, the romantic poet, and upstart. But that'll be another episode, although most of those characters are going to come in today because they're all part of the lodge shit in some weird way.
So Godwin puts pressure on is like use of the fact.
That he's like a rich bastard or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, to put pressure and be like, hey, maybe don't hang a guy for starting to work in men's association. Maybe that's gonna cause some trouble. And people are fighting back because people are always fighting back. And one of the people who fought back was his kid who probably didn't exist. And his name's Ned lud Ah. Yeah, he's a Robin Hood figure, partly in that he probably didn't exist. But it's seventeen seventy nine. According to most versions of
this story. You've got this kid named Edward Ludd who lives in the Midlands in England, and he's apprentice. He's learning the knitting frame and he has a shitty boss sometimes it's his dad, and he's not so sure that doing the same repetitive motion his entire life is like his best plan and so he's a bit of a slacker, so he's whipped for slacking. So he gets a big old hammer, he smashes up the machine, and he fucking takes off to Sherwood Forest. Because this happens in fucking Noddingham.
Yeah, I mean this is very familiar, though, Sophie and I have ot with a very similar labor problem here at cools Out.
Mm hmmmm m.
Yeah, and that Garrison's not allowed a hammer anymore.
Yeah, and is only allowed in the four is living in the forest.
Yes, that was happening before as well.
But oh, okay, so young Gearet disappears into legend or is entirely made up and is sort of the paragon of machine smashing. By eighteen oh two, you've got another machine smashing that we can say isn't legend. There's been a bunch of machine smashings before this. Oh there's actually this thing. It didn't make it in my script, but I had this conversation with a friend of mine who's like a historian. He knows a lot about like the revolutions of eighteen forty eight and the birth of socialism
and all this stuff. And he was telling me about how the old heads the old Blood Heights when they're like showing up to the eighteen forty eight revolution and they're like, ah, it's time to throw it down, it's time to smash machines. And everyone from the eighteen forty eight revolution is like, seize the machines. We're gonna seize the machinery. And everyone from eighteen forty eight is like, that's what we said, smash it. And there's just a culture difference, a generation.
Gap, if you will.
Eighteen oh two, there's another machine smashing that is not legend. Some folks torched a whole less factory, doing nearly a million dollars of damages in today's money. The owner claimed that an apprentice had held him at gunpoint while his friends burned the place. More power to that kid if it was true, but it probably wasn't. Despite lack of evidence, the kid was arrested, he refused to talk or confess, and he was hanged on his nineteenth birthday Jesus Christ.
Thousands of people came to his funeral. They loved hanging we'll talk about it actually a little bit later. England loved hanging people.
Yeah, yeah, And.
He died in early martyr of the war against capitalism. Yeah, more sabotage abound, and sometimes workers successfully won things like not taking a pay cut and not being replaced by machines. And this fight for the commons was happening all over
the world. It ties into all kinds of struggles. The real MVP toolbreakers are the slaved black people of North America, and slave people in the South broke their tools so much that Southern tools weighed three times what northern tools did because they had to make them so that people couldn't break them.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, in eighteen eleven, with that comet in the sky, the US saw the largest slave uprising in its history, at least by numbers of participants. The eighteen eleven German Coast Uprising said hundreds of folks, including a lot of Maroons, people who are already living free, who are like leaving their Maroon communities to come put their lives on the line free more people. They marched on New Orleans. It didn't go well. Ninety five of them died.
I mean, most trips to New Orleans don't go well. Right, We can all be honest about that great city.
But yeah, a lot of people die, A.
Lot of people die there.
Yeah, they only killed two white people and the slavers put their heads on pikes and left them by the side of the road and shape full.
Yeah. Oh wow, Like, well Roman, that's that's pre medieval.
That's okay.
I mean it wasn't heads. But like when the Romans defeated Spartacus's army, they crucified I mean presumably, I think it was for miles and miles, like on the road for miles leading to Rome. They just lighted it with crucified bodies.
Now tell me how to open a PDF document.
See, I was just thinking. I was like, well, I really like having Robert on because because Robert's deep dives of history are slightly temporally and geographically different than mine. Mine lean a little bit more towards like Ireland and Norway or like Finland and you know, dark ages, and yours are a little bit more Grecian and Roman.
I absolutely am one of those people who thinks about the ancient Roman Empire every single day of my life.
Yeah, but no neither of us know how to know anything useful.
Yeah, you yell at Garrison until they fix it.
You can't. Garrison's living in the forest, so now I yell at my roommates. Oh true, it's true.
He doesn't work, he doesn't pay rent. He just fixes my machines when they break every day.
That's not a bad deal. It's a solid deal, I think, yeah, for everyone. So the same year, eighteen eleven, you've also got the Red Sticks, who've covered a bit in the episode about negro Fort in Florida, and they are indigenous warriors fighting for their way of life, and it's it's tied in with this indigenous man named Tokumsa who was trying to create a pan tribal alliance to drive out all the white people and reclaim a way of life
best based on sharing things in common. He talked specifically about this, saying that indigenous folks saw quote their lands as common property of the whole. So one white kid who is raised by the osage at this time, Salta, comes to speak, and later he wrote about it, and he also wrote about the economy of those age people
at the time. He wrote, quote, all their various products are in general distributed in proportion to the members of each family concerned in their vironment, though sometimes no distribution takes place, but all draw as they want from the supplying source as a common reservoir till it is exhausted. Whenever a scarcity prevails, they reciprocally lend, or rather share with each other their respective stores till they are all exhausted.
Oh, that seems like a good way to live.
No, I know, right, it's just realizing that like a lot of cultures all over the world, including a bunch of European ones, were doing this until capitalism and enclosure.
It's this thing you obviously, you get a lot in American culture and then European culture of like idolizing indigenous peoples and like, no, they were not like angels, right, Like, no one is. You know, they had their wars, they had their war crimes. It's just that because for a wide variety of reasons, they all tended to embrace the idea that members of a community had responsibilities in common to each other, which is like and nehema to large
aspects of Western civilisation, and particularly American Western civilization. Like no, you will you have no responsibilities, only only to get ahead personally.
Yeah, yeah, which is wild because that is where the tension is strongest, right, yeah, you have yeah, down in South America. So the Napoleonic Wars are going on in Europe. Right, Napoleon invaded Portugal and Spain in eighteen oh eight. He installs his brother as the king. This causes a crisis in Latin American colonies, or rather opportunities for wars of independence. And among the many factions involved in these struggles are groups that were dismissed as hopelessly utopian for like not
being moderates. Right, and these were groups of indigenous folks, black folks, and European idealists fighting alongside one another to maintain pastoralism and a culture of hunting to defend the fucking commons. You have this first Republic of Venezuela that only lasted from eighteen eleven to eighteen twelve. And Simon Boulevard,
who is the Great South America. In eighteen twelve he wrote this manifesto where he blames the failure of this republic on quote certain worthy visionaries who, conceiving in their minds some ethereal republic, have sought to attain political perfection, assuming the perfectibility of the human race. So I'm gonna have to know mull on that. Okay, I don't know much about Boulevard much. I only know, like, yeah, I have all these like holes in my history research that I'm slowly filling.
You know, from what I can tell, he was pretty rad. He was also like a direct inspiration or at least his image, and it was used by a lot of people who sucked ass. Like that makes sense, Yeah, one of those lots.
Yeah, I'm sure no right wing people have fought against maternity like the lines. And I point out all these people to because people tend to view the Luddite is either these hopelessly isolated flash in the pan rebels, or they tend to view them as like the smartest and uniquely best rebels. The only people who could have saved us. The English are the only people who could figure out this whole rebellion thing. But their tactics and some of their ideals came from the colonies, and at least partly
they came from Ireland. Much like all of our sponsors, we are sponsored only by Irish companies. Any of the following accents, you should just assume that they use a leprechaun as their.
Logo, and you know, drink Guinness. If you have any water in your house, throw it out block your taps with concrete and pure Guinness diet. Yeah, breakfast to champions. Also Guinness water balloons. Okay, it's nice out now, you know, with global warming and the way to keep cool is to fill water balloons up with any alcohol. I'm just gonna go do a marathon with a camelback of Guinness. Okay.
True story.
Today.
Today, I was, I was trying to look something up. I was, I was looking at something about preparedness, and I was I was thinking about how hard tack. Honey and liquor are the things that like last forever, right, Yeah? And I so I typed into Google can you live off of only liquor? And the answer that popped up was the suicide in Crisis health hotline.
That's fun. I was like, I don't know that that's good. That's good stuff. You really you really don't?
I drink for ritual purposes, that's my current line. I do.
I just do a lot of rituals. Yeah, you're very spiritual. I'm a very spiritual kind of guy. One time I had this ritual in San Francisco where we just we poured two handles of tequila into a camelback and then threw a bunch of lime popsicles in there, so it just melted throughout the day and you can go into stores with a camel back nobody notices.
Yeah.
Total, I saw this video on TikTok and I know how to use it.
Sorry.
Olds of this person who was going somewhere but didn't want to spend money on expensive drinks, so she brought a glass purse and filled it up with different layers of jello, like alcoholic jello.
But you have to know, I'm sorry, you have to stop first. Glass.
So it was like it was you know, I sorry, this is you don't seem to know how to explain this to us. It was a bat so it was made out of glass in the shape of a purse. I will send it to you so you can what I'm sayings. And then they didn't have to pay for drinks the whole night, and it was in the and it was in a rainbow. It was a rainbow jel alcoholic jello shots. See that's what I said. I was
with I was with them. But then they decided in order to blend in said beverage, said said beverage things so they don't get caught bringing in something like that.
Usually opaque containers would be one's first go to.
Well, a lot of a lot of like bigger places make you bring clear bags.
Oh so interesting, it was, so that was the part.
They like put regular objects in it to make it look more real. And then they put like fingernail clippers in there, and I was, I was like you.
I was like you, I appreciate the work. I appreciate people putting in the work. Yeah, I was. I appreciate too, But you lost.
Me with the fingernail clippers, respectfully.
I just had the leather jacket where the pockets went straight into the lining, so I could fit an entire six pack in the lining of my jacket. And I was a wraith thin nineteen year old, so it didn't affect Myselfette.
I bought from a place in Dublin, actually River Island. They had this like pirate jacket, was like a peacoat that was slightly pirate styled enough that like it looked neat, but not enough that you looked like you were like going to a rin fair while wearing it. And I had a friend tear out the lining and replace it with twenty different kinds of pockets. Made out of twenty different kinds of fabric, including it had two pockets in the back, each of which could fit a handle a liquor.
So when I was living in India, you can't take liquor on the subway to get to like parties and stuff, I would just throw a couple of handles in the back of my pirate jacket and like, yeah, roll on out exactly.
And so I hope that all of the ads are for things that will destroy you, like glass purses and liquor.
Here they go and we're back. Yeah, if any one makes bespoke coats, I missed my old pirate jacket and I don't know where to get a new one. Hit me up.
So in seventeen ninety eight, Ireland had tried to do a rising, and we've mentioned it basically every episode for the past year.
Is this the Fenians?
No, the Fenians are the eighteen fifty ish, Yes, I think, yeah, yeah, although actually now I'm not actually sure. I think this is God. They kept having so many uprisings. This is the one that I mostly remember as the one where the Catholics and the Protestants were one hundred percent, were very much together, and then after this. The way that it was put down is that the Protestants were given.
Special treatment by the English.
Yeah, and a ton of Irish people had to emigrate as a result of this failed rising, and a fuck ton of them ended up in these working class towns in northern England. And the Irish had this traditional method of solving certain problems, which is that you send a threatening letter letter that says stop the shit or kill you, and then you swear an oath of secrecy and valor
to your friends at the pub. You put on a dress, you paint your face to disguise it, and you go break things or burn things or kill people in the name of these secret societies that have declared allegiance to folkloric and mythic heroes. We covered this most extensively on the Molly McGuire's episodes Ribbon Men or another one of these.
They really had it all figured out, I really did.
And that's the Luddite style. And so they had King lud And if you're going to have a king, it should be a king who doesn't exist, just saying absolutely.
Tolkien understood this more or less. I know, I know this is sort of accidentally the yeah to anarchism.
Yes, yeah, so there's two more side characters. I want to cover the poets you have William Blake. I love William Blake. My dog Rentrew is named after a character from William Blake. Blake is like Godwin in this proto a tradition. He is a printmaker who does engravings and on the side he writes weird fucking theological political tracks and illustrated strange limited edition zines. And read the Marriage
of Heaven and Hell. You can't go wrong. He wrote a poem called Jerusalem in eighteen ten, the year before the Luddite Rising, and it's basically about the Luddite Rising, just a year before it happened. It is a poem that is a call to arms to destroy the dark Satanic mills and build heaven on earth in England, and it ends with I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand till we occupy the commons to green and chill our baked lands. Ju isn't like factories.
People used to be able to, used to be better at writing, like on a per cap at a basis, good writers are are still good writers. But man, yeah, on a bike.
Yeah, because even like we'll talk about a little bit later, some of the like random working class Ludites also just put out amazing and other ones wrote amazing prose that was like, oh, we're gonna kill you, right.
Yeah, it's just cause you didn't have a lot else to think about at night other than like, how can I best describe my feelings? Yeah, totally.
There's a lot of fermented things and not a lot of TV.
Yeah.
So the next year, the comic comes to the sky, which the Luddites called a bright flaming sword, which and everyone knew it was a comment because they're smart, but it was more than that to them. And let it be Blake's sword that would not sleep in his hand until we occupy the Commons. Then you have Percy Shelley. Percy Shelley is in that family of nobility who are like trying to do good. His father's William Godwin, who helps save the life of Tom Hardy. Percy wrote ozy Mandaeis,
which is one of my favorite poems. His wife is way cooler and more interesting than overall, and she's way better remembered. She's Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein and Frankenstein comes out in eighteen eighteen and is almost certainly inspired by the Luddite rebellion and the war against machinery in general. At the end of it, the Monster says to Frankenstein, you are my creator, but I am your master. And so my like red strings connecting history board that
I keep in my mind at all times. It's basically like, well, the genre of science fiction exists because of a working class people with hammers and matches who tried to stop the industrial revolution.
That actually makes complete sense. Yeah, that makes total sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And Percy's all right, or at least super interesting. They're all Polly, they're all a polycule and like it just kind of and like, I do.
Love how this this makes me appreciate the character of Miles O'Brien even more, like a working class Irish union man in the future of space.
Oh totally totally. And so Percy's important part of the story comes after the Luodites, because it's stuff he writes and publishes in eighteen twelve, so kind of in the middle of it, and it's a good way to get a sense of what's going on and what impact the Luddites had and some of the ideological framework of the time. Also, he's a vegetarian and sober. If you need another XVX hero, there's just way more of them in history than I expected.
He is super young during all of this, but he dies at twenty nine in a boting accident, so he really crammed a lot of living into those three decades. He's all about the rights of the people and he's all about defending the commons. He wrote a manifesto called Declaration of Rights that starts off government has no rights.
It is a delegation from several individuals for the purpose of securing their own and he goes on to say the rights of man are liberty and an equal participation in the commonage of nature because again the commons.
Man. I love the economy of his word usage totally. He gets everything that matters in such so succinct.
Yeah, no, totally. And he's a strange poet guy. So the first thing he does when he writes his manifesto is he puts a copy into a bottle and throws it into the sea. And then he takes another one and he puts it in a hot air balloon and like sets it up into the air, but he also publishes it and distributes it based and the next the next year he writes a poem that becomes, according to author Peter Liinbow, the Bible of the working class for
the next two generations. It's called Queen Mave and it gets its name from the female warrior deity from Ireland, mave M. It's spelled ma Ab, but I believe it's pronounced mave cool. All the rebels at the time, the smart ones, anyway, are tying everything into colonialism. Folks used Queen Mave to represent indigenous resistance in North America and Ireland, as well as English resistance the enclosure of the commons.
And what's interesting is every now and then I hear people say, and I sometimes find myself saying that the you know, enclosure of the commons is the English rich colonizing the English poor. But this isn't my interpretation. This is how the English royalties saw their work at the time. There is this asshole Johnsonclair, sorry, Sir John Sinclair, who wrote in eighteen oh three, let us not be satisfied with the liberation of Egypt or the subjugation of Malta,
but let us subdue Finkley commons. Let us conquer houndslow heath, let us compel at being forest to submit to the yoke of improvement. Great, And yeah it's just colonization. There's doing it.
Yeah, yeah, yeahs as they always do. You know, I'm looking at just read a story the other day about how under Biden we're looking at like building this AI powered like border monitoring thing to like monitor all movement on the border, and like, yeah, they'll put those in cities if they can, if we let them, you know, if we don't stop them.
Yeah. And the people who claim to care about government overreach are the people who really want them to exis Yes, yes, so Queen May of this poem, it talks about and has like prose sections, and I only read part of it for this, I have to admit, Queen May have talks about the labor theory of value, about atheism, about
free love, about vegetarianism and all the revolutionary shit. But like two hundred years ago, and his atheism did not stop him from giving a speech in favor of Catholic emancipation as a matter of ending the oppression of the Irish people. He very much She had a lot to say about ending the colonization of Ireland and Shelley. In this poem, he gets at something that I think best captures the spirit of the Luddites. And this is the
most Tolkien thing I'm going to read today. Power like a desolating pestilence pollutes whatever it touches, and obedience bane of all genius, virtue, freedom, truth makes slaves of men and of the human frame a mechanize automaton.
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a there's a line. I think back to a lot of Charlie Chaplin line from The Great Dictator describing he was describing the fascist of his day. But I think about it a lot in context of tech industry. People in AI machine men with machine minds and machine hearts. Yeah, you were not machines, you were not cattle.
Yeah.
That scene is so good. That is when you need to pick me up. Watch that scene from the Great Dictator and don't think too hard about his personal life.
No, or probably even a bad man can channel the mystic from time to time.
Yeah, total least a flawed one. Yeah yeah, I mean flawed people do it all.
Yeah, not that way. Ideally, but yeah.
So the working class didn't just get its theory from the rich, educated folks on their side. They also were generating it themselves. Among the Luddites were working scholars. They were like studying ancient Greek when they're coming home from their shifts at the factory and all of that, and they're studying the modern proto socialism and the proto anarchism
that's going on. Either of those words are really doing anything at that point, and they're going to do a lot of threatening and fighting and oath swearing and being really cool. And we'll get to it all on Wednesday, because that's the cool people did cool stuff. Promise is that the first half is context.
And that's my promise to everyone I know about everything any day, but Wednesday, I'll get to it Wednesday.
Yeah, exactly. Wednesdays the day when I do No. Wait, Thursdays, the day I do all my work. Wait, no, I work all the time. Wait a second, am, I like those people working in the factory.
Sophie, cut the feed, Cut the feed.
I'm just thinking of all the things that I'm waiting for you to do, Robert.
But speaking of things that Robert, Robert Evans, if you would like to is your podcast available in English now as well?
It is? It is, it is. It's actually always been available in English. It's just my very strong Bostonian accent. It's hard for some people to understand. I see, I see. But yeah. You can listen to Behind the Bastards every week Tuesday and Thursday. And you can find my novel After the Revolution. Just type After the Revolution Evans into Google and it'll come up. Or you can go to atrbook dot com and read it on the interwebs for free, but it's also sold all the places that sell books.
Or'll type it into Google and bring up the crisis hotline.
Yes, yes, it's not been necessary for my readers.
And if you want to read more of what I write, I write on substack every week. I write about preparedness, I write about living in times of crisis, and some of it is free and then the more personal stuff you have to pay me for.
But half of it's free.
So what are you complaining about, Sophie?
What do you got?
I'd like to plug cool Zone Media's newest podcast, Better Offline and just follow out cool Zone Media because we're gonna have a couple additional new shows coming soon this year.
I'm so excited.
I get really sad when I like I listen to podcasts while I do all the manual work that I like to do and or have to do. And sometimes I run out of cool Zone Media podcasts for the week, and I get sad, and I look at other shows, and some of them are good.
But if I had told you there will be more, I'll be excited.
Oh cool, Just as excited as you'll be on Wednesday when you hear more about the people breaking stuff.
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