Justy Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting! www.coolparents.co
Yearbook Bios are back with a vengeance, and so is Cowpoke Poetry ! Please enjoy responsibly. www.coolparents.co
There's a new segment in town... it's called Where Are They Now? and in this installment, we're discussing what happened to "Hey Arnold!" characters after the show ended. Then, we have some very interesting Googie Reviewbies runnin' buckwild! www.coolparents.co
I'll be your dick baby. We got Pervert Proverbs and a new segment called News 2: The Sequel to the News . Also, a little eclipse conspiracy talk! www.coolparents.co
Guess what! Fundiferous Rex is here with us and he's spilling all his beans about ghost , among other things. I Love This Business is also making an appearance, so check it out, why don't ya?! www.coolparents.co
Hope you like CONE! We're trying on some new segments this episode, and I think we have some winners: Fact or Fistin' and Viewer Reviewer . We also have a new prank phone call! <3 www.coolparents.co
After a little Googie Reviewbie action, we have a brand new edition of Groff the Chain ! www.coolparents.co
Making a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes . Enjoy! www.coolparents.co
We've got a real stand-out show for y'all here, so get into it! There are trucks, Oscar movie synopses and some Rob Zombie freakery. Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co www.patreon.com/coolparents
This one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos , The Book of 2 Chainz , Bigfoot Update , and some amazing A.I. Songs ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Witness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
This one's got Pervert Proverbs AND Googie Reviewbies , soooooo...... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Tumbleweed Earth begins! The Goth with No Name, Tango the dick-ripping gladiator, and Jesse Ventura as Hank are drinkin' gravy with mutant children. Coming soon to a theater near you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Backmasking is back and slangin' smack! We also try on a new segment: Hey, Foot Girl . Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
This episode contains some incredible A.I.-generated music from our very good lyrics. Don't miss it! There's also a guessing game involving aging punks and politicians. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
This is a good one... Witness the birth of TUMBLEWEED EARTH! We have some questions to answer and a real nice batch of Missed Connections . Also, some very interesting news articles are covered. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Smell the Dreams! BOO THIS MAN! Produs... www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Don't miss this one, we've got Umpdate ! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy ! Exclamation point! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
You folks huckin' butt or what? We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE! Do you wanna see the yearbook photos discussed in this episode? Make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon and click HERE . If you're not subscribed, click the link below to do so, it's only $3! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Suno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Tindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in! Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Join us on our very special 300th episode to discuss Bluffington season 3! We top it off with some absolutely stellar PornHub comments in a Pervert Proverbs you won't want to miss. Thanks so much for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Get ready for some instant classic Googie Reviewbies ! But first, we must discuss "Pure Moods" and adult contemporary music (whatever that means). We also have a real nice installment of The Book of 2 Chainz , just for you! And don't forget to stick around for some more Impressions We Can't Do . www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
We have many little things on the menu today, but first... HORSE-KU . www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
This one is really good, you're gonna love it. We have Tough Guy Poetry , Mumpdate , and Can I Aks You A Quession B? , among other things that'll knock your socks off, guaranteed! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
A.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry ! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections , too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
Prepare to enter the Zombie Zone ! We're gonna try our darndest to figure out what the heck Rob Zombie is saying in the White Zombie song "More Human Than Human." Also, we have some of the greatest Pervert Proverbs of all time in this episode! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
We're back in the spooky groove and Mr. Bob Zombie's lyrics will really make you think! We have a Halloween mashup song and we come up with some pitches for new Goosebumps. Then we top it all off with some EVPs as we speak into The Portal . And here's the "Doug Kids" image mentioned in the episode: https://consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Doug-Kids.jpeg www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents...
Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents
No more Halloween, it's dark-sided! We're officially endorsing Jesusween. We're also watching Doug and Are You Afraid of the Dark? , you wanna join? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents
