RIPSTIK RENEGADES: Rip Rip Boom!
Somebody call Roger Eggbert, we got another bona fide hit on our hands! www.coolparents.co
Jul 09, 2025•34 min•Ep. 371
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)
We're not parents, we're just a couple silly boys in a rock-n-roll band called Cool Parents. If you dig flawless comedy that's objectively "hysterical," this show is for you. If you want advice on how to be a mama or a pep pep, you should still listen to this show, but also see a licensed professional.
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Episodes
Caveman Utopia
Here comes a fresh Slime Capsule covering Pyramids, followed by Googie Reviewbies ! Also, The Liver King is back in the headlines and Tim Allen is grunting again... www.coolparents.co
Jul 02, 2025•56 min•Ep. 370
Plump My Ring
Don't miss this one, folks! We got a Truckdate , Bigfoot Update , an analysis of new Gen-Z lingo, and The Book of 2 Chainz . Type shit. www.coolparents.co
Jun 25, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 369
Swellin' Up The Devil
Ever wanted to be a "demon fluffer?" You're not alone. Listen all about it in a brand new installment of Groff The Chain ! We also have some excellent Pervert Proverbs to get you goin' buckwiiiiild. www.coolparents.co
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 368
God Dong Greasy Beacon
Googie Reviewbies and Can I Aks You A Quession, B? are ready to bust! Then we have a nice conversation with a ChatGPT robot that culminates in some Mad Libs . www.coolparents.co
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 367
Virtual Casket
"Jesus walked so the Ford F-150 could roll coal." -Anomonish This episode contains multitudes. You'll hear about trucks and ghosts and Kid Rock... so on and so forth. www.coolparents.co
May 28, 2025•55 min•Ep. 366
Exquisite Abundance
Guess what? We are back and so is Butter Man ! www.coolparents.co
May 21, 2025•50 min•Season 3Ep. 65
DINGA
Slime Capsule: Cavemans is the main event for today. But first, check out some New Age Nonsense and a little gorilla violence! www.coolparents.co
May 07, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 364
A Human Loaf with the Face of a Bulldog
Making a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections . Thanks for listening! www.coolparents.co
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 363
So Beauty, So Goodess
What will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs , lie within... www.coolparents.co
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 362
No Light Type Spooky
Are you ready to join the "Go Brown" movement that's sweeping the nation? Then listen up! We're talking about shit-derived energy that can easily power your underground bunker when Baba Vanga's predictions come true. Also... Googie Reviewbies! www.coolparents.co
Apr 16, 2025•54 min•Ep. 361
Best Goofs! (Ep. 291 - 330)
Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week! www.coolparents.co
Apr 09, 2025•58 min
Stretch 350
Yearbook quotes are back! We also have a pretty incredible Truckdate , complete with a prank call. Do not miss, k? www.coolparents.co
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 360
Ghost Math
We got a mixed bag today, so just dive in and get wiiiild! www.coolparents.co
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 359
Dig for Bit
This is a Jesse Ventura heavy episode, so be prepared. Also, we've got a thick installment of You Wanna Ask Me a Question, B? www.coolparents.co
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 358
C:\USERS\CURTIS\DOWNLOADS\
Curtis digs through his Downloads folder. www.coolparents.co
Mar 12, 2025•39 min
The Godfather of Polynomials
Do you want to learn about the real history of computers? Look no further whatsoever, here's a new installment of Slime Capsule! www.coolparents.co
Mar 05, 2025•57 min•Ep. 357
The Phony Scrotum
We have some listener mail runnin' wild and we also must discuss the 2024 Oscar nominees. We know what they're about, I swear. In other news: BABA VANGA... www.coolparents.co
Feb 26, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 356
The Spunk Atom
It's time to plan the Boston Egg Party! You're either with egg or against egg... Which side are you on? Check out this episode for a legendary Truckdate and some extra yucky Pervert Proverbs (complete with songs). Thanks for listening! <3 www.coolparents.co
Feb 19, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 355
Fresh Dug Dirt
Googie Reviewbies , comin' in haawwwt! We also got a Truckdate and some other CRAP. You're gonna love it. www.coolparents.co
Feb 12, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 354
"Morbius" Listen-Along Commentary
We are both sick this week! So here's MOBUS. You can listen without watching, the movie audio is in there, sooooo... See you next week!
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 42 min
Sarcockagus
Clickbait headlines are back in a segment now called Crazy if True! All that and more in this very good episode. www.coolparents.co
Jan 29, 2025•56 min•Ep. 353
Pop Douglas & The Egg
Lots of egg in this episode. This includes a possible alien egg. Be advised. Also, you will find some Tough Guy Poetry , some Truck Guy Poetry , and a trip on the Mystery Ship . www.coolparents.co
Jan 22, 2025•54 min•Ep. 352
The Ultimate Submission
Nosferatu is on Tinder, as you'll hear on a new edition of Tindergarten Cops ! There's also a Truckdate , a new mashup song, and some Suno AI songs. So, listen up! www.coolparents.co
Jan 15, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 351
Slub
Are you prepared for the return of Butterman ? How about a little Backmasking of Aerosmith? Well... get ready. www.coolparents.co
Jan 08, 2025•53 min•Ep. 350
Like, Nut, and Subscribe
Pervert Proverbs are back, and they brought Slime Capsule with them! And don't forget, Trump is coming for our creampies, it's just a metter of time... www.coolparents.co
Jan 01, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 349
King Bitch
Who resides... atop Bitch Mountain? Find out in Googie Reviewbies ! www.coolparents.co
Dec 25, 2024•56 min•Ep. 348
VIDEO: "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" (w/ C.P. Commentary)
We're in the studio recording our new album this week, so instead of a new podcast episode, here is the movie "Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe" from 1991 starring Jesse Ventura with our commentary. www.coolparents.co
Dec 18, 2024•1 hr 30 min
Pure Gravy
Just listen to it, it's good. There's a Mystery Ship , I Love This Business , a reality show title guessing game, and a new Jesse Ventura supercut. <3 www.coolparents.co
Dec 11, 2024•57 min•Ep. 347
Bath Tube
Are you ready for a new headlining segment? It's called Slime Capsule and it's a keeper! We also have some new Rope Games to look at, and these ones are truly wonderful. Thanks for lending us your ears! www.coolparents.co
Dec 04, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 346
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