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Convo With A Schmuck

Schmuck gives his take on world events , sports and maybe a guest
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S2 E1 #3DollaHolla

The fellas are finally back together to talk Beatrice after Bakes gets released on bail. A new segment comes into play starring "smooth criminals" from across the internet. Also don't forget to pre-order your diabeetus from Reese's this holiday season with their new pie! We wrap up with some Bullshit or Holy Shit before sending you on your way! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitam...

Nov 17, 202152 minSeason 2Ep. 1

037 #Bearbutt

No Jenkins, So Schmuck takes up the real hosting duties. The real host of the show Schmuck We have a roundtable with topics you will like . I kind of forgot what this one is about so have fun with this game. Do you even read these if you do , tell me what you like. I love feed back. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates o...

Sep 29, 20211 hr 12 minSeason 1Ep. 37

036 #Selfguidedtour

Today we talked all about Week 2 of the 2021 NFL season Schmuck goes bonkers as the Bills squish the Fish! Aaron Rodgers is back, The Browns look good and Bakes takes a day off. Many more topics and laughs inside. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates on the show/episodes or to submit ideas, like us on Facebook , follow u...

Sep 28, 202150 minSeason 1Ep. 36

035 #Autumnalseason

Edit!! ITS Autumnal season in the Bakes household so lets all send him a great autumnal season tweet! We have a roundtable with topics you will like . I kind of forgot what this one is about so have fun with this game. Do you even read these if you do , tell me what you like. I love feed back. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! Fo...

Sep 27, 20211 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 35

034 Jenkins Vs Karen and no Bakes

We hear a great Walmart story from Canada!!! OnlyFans Needs to have UFC VT tells a story about a Golf bag We talk Bets and more in this episode. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates on the show/episodes or to submit ideas, like us on Facebook , follow us on Twitter ( @SchmucksCanucks ), or join us on Discord https://disc...

Aug 31, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 34

033 Does Big Al still hit dingers?

We are all Back for this great episode!! That's right the whole crew is back! We have so many topics from more Jeopardy news to a Little League World Series no hitter. The Wiggles make $30M a year???? The milk crate craze is talked about in depth. NFL talk is back!!!!!! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates on the show/ep...

Aug 27, 20211 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 33

032 American Airlines makes the list

With Jenkins AWOL Schumck takes up hosting duties. American Airlines has made our shit list with the treatment of VT and his trip to Colorado. Jr Smith goes back to school and joins the golf team at NC A&T Mt Dew comes out with some adult beverage's Jeopardy announces two host?? Last we have Bullshit or Holy shit sans Jenkins Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com ...

Aug 26, 202126 minSeason 1Ep. 32

031 Casa Bonita rules them all

The Boys are here with some really hard Olympic events and what we think we would do well in. Next up we talk about the hush hush Roddy White/Julio Jones being sued for fraud. Next we talk about the god's that are Trey Parker and Matt Stone buying Casa Bonita! After that we talk about the greatest cake in Kentucky hahaha We have a great Bullshit and Holy Shit! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner ...

Aug 25, 202154 minSeason 1Ep. 31

030: #DigzFacts Defends his bagel and Bucks win it all

Digzfacts makes an appearance with the crew minus Jenkins for his Bagel Redemption Tour from his Dunkin Donuts order in episode 27. The Bucks are NBA Champions and Giannis also has a Finals MVP. Has it become too easy to travel? Some people are saying, but also don't forget TSA. What is the weirdest thing TSA has taken from you or stopped you for? And as per usual, we cap it off with another Bullshit or Holy Shit, but a porn star edition. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 ...

Jul 29, 202153 minSeason 1Ep. 30

029: #MilfMobile is on the Prowl

Big Govt in Maine cracks down on the milf mobile. Why is change still a thing? And don't forget to tune into this week's installment of Bullshit or Holy Shit! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates on the show/episodes or to submit ideas, like us on Facebook , follow us on Twitter ( @SchmucksCanucks ), or join us on Discor...

Jul 11, 202146 min

028: #ChrisBoshIsADino

the gang returns to talk the harder sports, allegedly, according to random internet sources. Rapper Pooh Sheisty goes DAHN after hundos from his Instagram wind up at a robbery/homicide scene. Mississippi State finally wins something and why is the FBI digging for gold in PA? Stick around for another installment of Bullshit or Holy Shit! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthough...

Jul 10, 20211 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 28

027: #DigzFactsTrashBagel

the normal crew returns to talk John McAfee's Epstein-like death, along with DigzFacts wild bagel order and how Subway's tuna ain't really tuna at all. Stick around for another installment of Bullshit or Holy Shit! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For updates on the show/episodes or to submit ideas, like us on Facebook , follow ...

Jul 09, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 27

026 #TheBoysAre Back

The crew is back (along with our editor, hence the podcasts coming out). The guys let bakes talk KD before embarking on a superhighway across the world. Shoutout Dr Oliver Garden for taking a big move at LSU Veterinary Medicine. Stick around for another installment of Bullshit or Holy Shit! Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the show! For u...

Jul 09, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 26

025 #DrugTestingToddlers

Episode 025: This week's episode begins with a heavy dose of sports chatter involving multiple GOATs from Lebron to Gretzky and Mickelson to Rodgers. Bullshit or Holy Shit is back with another round of stiff competition and we finish out the show with an Ultimate Threesome of situational beers/drinks. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to the banner at https://vitaminthoughts.com to get them discussed on the ...

May 28, 20211 hr 24 minSeason 1Ep. 25

024 #ChatwithTheDukeofSports

All the boys were here for this show with a special guest Eric Sklar Eric loves his LA based Sports teams and we have a more NBA flavored episode (We see you Bakes ) We go over the Lakers and Dodgers chances and touch real quick on the Rams, sorry Chargers fans maybe next city. We wrap up with a Bullshit or Holy Shit. We have more guest coming up be ready pals! Check Eric's Podcast out on Spotify and Instagram Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your...

May 19, 20211 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 24

023 #XXLGiantBurrito

Look we don't know what to say about this one, Jenkins has saved us with a great edit. We did go off the rails and I will take blame for that. i still think its a great episode we do touch base on some NFL talk, Vaccine talk and just loveable Bakes and the General are tied in BSHS and Jenkins takes the lead. This one was off the rails and some times you need it that way. Check out @3chiCBD and use the promo code SCHMUCKS for 5 % off your order! Submit your #VitaminThoughts or #VitaminStories to ...

May 14, 20211 hr 50 minSeason 1Ep. 23

022 #@BadManBadMoon verified stooge

Episode 022 includes 75% of the cast with only one Canadian, who happens to be fresh out of jail (Twitter) after serving an undeserved account suspension from Jack himself. Speaking of suspensions, Tom Wilson somehow avoided all repercussions earlier in the week and Wednesday's WSH/NYR game started off with a bang to makeup for it. Florida is at it again, waiting hours in line for fucking White Castle. The Oakland As are the first major team to get into crypto as Dogecoin continues to rise, but ...

May 06, 20211 hrSeason 1Ep. 22

021 #PaulBrothersCalledout

Episode 021 brings the guys together to talk a lot of baseball for whatever reason, The Pioneer League is making MOVES in the rulebook, is Rizzo the greatest pitcher of all time? How has Kliff Kingsbury never won more than 8 games while coaching Mayfield, Mahomes, and Murray? Some are throwing the F word around when it comes to Kliff.... Is the machete leg the future of fashion? People are saying. While VT battles during his flu game, Jenkins takes control of Bullshit or Holy Shit and Chef Schmu...

Apr 29, 20211 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 21

020 #JenkinsVsJakePaul Schmuck still has not comedown

HAPPY 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 4 guys are back together for episode 020, the 4/20 special, brought to you in it's entirety by @3chiCBD and the very wonderful side effects that you may experience (use promo Schmucks for a discount on your first order). Ben Askren takes a major L to Jake Paul, but who will take Jake Paul next? Why the fuck is a 1940s plane landing on the beach in Florida and what did those dad's diving in expect contribute to the situation? Some crazy lady saved McDonald's fo...

Apr 20, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 20

019: #WhiteBoySummer

The boys are FINALLY back together, long overdue but ready to bring to you episode 019 of @SchmucksCanucks . White Boy Summer is in full effect with Chet Hanx releasing an absolute BANGER, only to soon be outdone by future-podcast-sponsor Crown Royal canned mixed drinks unofficially sponsoring "the summer of violence." Bakes' muzzle is removed to allow him to give his take on the Kevin Durant/Rapaport beef. From there the guys get into jumping draw bridges, witchcraft + satellites discover and s...

Apr 16, 20211 hr 22 minSeason 1Ep. 19

018 #Fu*kBatMan

Episode 018 is here including VT showing up drunk and an hour late. The gang gets together on ATL Falcons day to discuss fixes for the Suez Canal, who becomes what Avenger, and why the fucking fuck do we know/care that Waluigi is rocking an uncovered wagon? Bullshit or Holy Shit returns for a quick statement regarding last week's mishap and the episode is capped off with a fix for national debt. When you check out @3chiCBD Use this code for a DISCOUNT!!!!! You can also just type in Schmucks at c...

Mar 29, 20211 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 18

017 #HowMuchLemon?

Episode 017 is here buds! Cubs are on meth, Cinnamon Toast Crunch now includes shrimp, the future jobs outlook is very technological/digital and boomers are mad, some guy eats his sandwiches the wrong way and you need to block him NOW. Bullshit or Holy Shit is back including a booth review and we cap off this week's recording with an interesting Vitamin Thoughts. When you check out @3chiCBD Use this code for a DISCOUNT!!!!! You can also just type in Schmucks at checkout. We need your #VitaminTho...

Mar 24, 20211 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 17

016 #AlexJonesandWho? With Special guest The Bong Bomber

Episode 016 is here buds! With special guest The Bong Bomber , the founder of The Official Unofficial McAfee Mafia Discord and home to DnDwithTHC on Twitch. As a representative of Canadia, the neighbors to the North take the majority in this episode for the first time since week 1. We start off discussing St. Patty’s Day stories for this St. Patty’s Day recording, green beer, green liquor, but the blood is still red. NFL free agency is fucking back better than ever with some wild rides across th...

Mar 18, 20211 hr 19 minSeason 1Ep. 16

015 #CanadianChestHair Drops in for a chat

Episode 015 of Schmucks & Canucks features a majority of usuals (minus Bakes) and a guest on behalf of Canada, Nate Stone. You may know Nate as @CanadianChestHair on TikTok/Youtube/Instagram, and if you don't, you're gonna wanna know him so go give him a follow and check him aht. The episode is off the walls, going from Florida's Wheel of Fugitives (allegedly) to floating ships, glow in the dark sharks, and even entire fucking apartments being discovered behind bathroom mirrors When you chec...

Mar 08, 20211 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 15

014: #FidelYouAretheFather

Episode 014, the double 007 as some may say, comes full to brim with a new batch of bullshit for the week. The guys start off solving last year's rising crime rate by banning a video game that turn is about to turn 8. VT also has a brings forth a brand new conspiracy everyone else has heard about for years, just who is Justin Trudeau's father and why don't we recognize Fidel? Also shahtaht Virginia steps out of the 18th Century and legalizes vitamins for all the Virgins. What was your first conc...

Mar 01, 20211 hr 28 minSeason 1Ep. 14

013: #Thank You For Your Service, Dusty Gooch

What’s up buds? It’s Episode 13 of Schmucks and Canucks presented by VitaminThoughts.com and the whole gang is not here! @JenkinsA81 , @Jaydaypod, @GeneralSchmuck and @VitaminThoughts . Bakes backs out due to being superstitious about the number 13 so we replaced him with Jay , the host of The Jayday Podcast as we dive deep into the Twitterverse. Vitamin Thoughts starts off discussing his latest obsession, auctions, and talks about his big auction win from the weekend. Scientists encourage the z...

Feb 22, 20211 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 13

012: #SDDEO

What’s up buds? It’s Episode 12 of Schmucks and Canucks presented by VitaminThoughts.com and the whole gang is here! @JenkinsA81 , @GeneralSchmuck , @BakesTakes1 and @VitaminThoughts The Boys are back together with a holiday episode (Presidents Day in America, Family Day in Canada) as winter weather strikes the North American continent. Bullshit or Holy Shit makes a return with some wacky headlines contributed by the fake news media. The biggest NBA debate of all time commences, who is the real ...

Feb 16, 20211 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 12

011: #MillionDollarDive

What’s up buds? It’s Episode 11 of Schmucks and Canucks presented by VitaminThoughts.com and the whole gang is here! @JenkinsA81 , @GeneralSchmuck , @BakesTakes1 and @VitaminThoughts Episode 11 is here just in time to tickle your fancy for your Super Bowel Sunday pregame. Prop bets are BACK and bigger than ever, as the guys talk bets from the coin flip to the Gatorade dump. Other sports are still happening so we check in on Wayne Simmonds dishing out another beating and try to figure out the sta...

Feb 07, 20211 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 11

010: #PubCatLetsItRide

What’s up buds? It’s Episode 10 of Schmucks and Canucks presented by VitaminThoughts.com and the whole gang is here! @JenkinsA81 , @GeneralSchmuck , @BakesTakes1 and @VitaminThoughts Big name change Pod Buds. Episode 010 brings new names, new voices, but the same ole shenanigans as the crew dives into discuss another random assortment of topics from all corners of the Interwebs. Long time friend of the pod (and even longer time gambling degenerate) @TheRealPubCat joins us to share his feelings o...

Jan 28, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 10

009: #BettyWhiteCanGetIt

What’s up buds? It’s Episode 9 of Schmucks and Canucks presented by VitaminThoughts.com and the whole gang is here! @TheSchmitList , @GeneralZeet , @BakesTakes1 and @VitaminThoughts Today's episode involves discussions about football as the NFC/AFC Championship matchups are set. We try to understand Bitcoin as headlines are covered with lost hard drives and passwords accounting for hundreds of millions of dollars in lost bitcoin. International Kangaroo Court reconvenes with a case about farts an...

Jan 18, 20211 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 9
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