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Welcome to Deepwater. Where are you going right now? So they crank the 5G up and then we just all get shit. I didn't say that, you absolute moron. Just a giant liquid A.K.A. Deepwater. Hold off on beating off and do less zines, I think. I don't know, bro. I love these things. They get me jacked up. How many a day are you going through? A lot. Are you on Sixers?
Yeah. Really? Yeah. You graduated quickly. Quickly. Totally. Yeah, dude. I'm just running through them. What's your flavor? I found some spearmint. Okay. And another green one. I love when Sam gets cute. I was in Detroit, which I love. I had a great time in Detroit, and there was a... There was a tobacco store next. I go, oh, this is where they go get the good stuff. So I went there because I'm tired of, like, the original. Yeah. Doesn't have the kind of tang. California sucks.
So stupid. I mean, it just sucks. It just sucks. This state sucks. It freaking sucks, dude. And it's just like, it's a victim of being great weather. So all the rich people come here and then their kids.
annihilate everything yeah and they are a virus and then they tell you while they live in the in the hollywood hills in uh multi-million dollar homes that are uninsured that's how delusional these people are they're like i don't care like your house is gonna fall on top of you And then they tell us to have empathy for people.
You would shoot a homeless person on sight if you saw them anywhere near. If a black person came into your gated community, you would instantly all go outside going, what are you doing here? Yeah. What are you doing here? Yep. But. Card-holding liberals. This state sucks. This state sucks. sip harder all right let's get into you know what
I was going to Postmates some coffee today with a little breakfast burrito. The going rate for breakfast burritos in Los Angeles now, just $18. Just $18 for eggs and bacon and a tortilla. Dude, and that's about the price of a house in Detroit. Yeah. Oh, mea culpa, by the way, last week said something very stupid. I say numerous stupid things. That should be the name of the show. Yeah, Detroit is.
surrounded by water so you could definitely i mean i don't think you could land there land there but on a boat but Sorry, there's a lot of water around there. Thank you. Okay. So let's get into this Venezuela thing. Rye, first tab.
This comes from Dropsite, which is a great website. Why is it a great website? Well, they do a lot of great reporting on Gaza, as often as you... call me a zionist i am very sympathetic to the the people in gaza um so they do a lot of good reporting there on that but this was a crazy story go up to the headline real quick right um secret
Bukele deal lies behind Trump's El Salvador deportations. Okay. So there's this guy, one of the heads of MS-13. Yeah. Named Grenas. Yeah. You nailed that. Grenas. Dude, I'd love to be with you Taco Bell ordering food. You must just try to connect. Hola, señor. Hola. Dos Crunchwrap Supreme. This is what my dad does every time. Uno momento. Yeah. What do you guys want? I'm in with them. Okay, so.
Why do they love to show them drinking water? That's such a good point. It's so wild. If you said, hey, you know how they said you can't smoke? cigarettes on television or anything like that anymore if they said you can't drink booze or alcohol anymore actors wouldn't know what to do themselves they'd be like oh Every time it's like sip a drink, sip a drink. God, that was such a...
thirst-quenching sip of Crystal Geyser, I've got to say. Oh my God, enjoy the plastics. Unbelievable. Okay, so U.S. President Donald Trump and Salvadorian President Naive Bukele have long presented themselves as crusaders of justice. battling the scourge of transnational criminal gangs. Earlier this year, the Trump administration declared MS-13 a violent Salvadorian gang that originated in the U.S. and other Latin criminal groups to be terrorist organizations.
Now, we heard all about the gay hairdresser getting deported and all these people with the Aliens Act and all that stuff. And everybody was outraged. There was this niche. law that they were enacting so that they could take away the rights of these people. Now, this article drops and says that This dude, Cesar Humberto Lopez Larios, otherwise known as Grenas. Grenas.
Sounds like something Ryan will get after his month off of not punching the munchkin. Hey, dude, I got grayness. And how long are you? Inches? Yeah. I mean, seven and a half. Oh, that's good. That's a good number. That's a good number. Jesus, man. That's a good number. That's big. That is big. That's really great when your board op's got the biggest dick on the show. That's really big. Because you're not that big. No, on Tippy Toes, it's six inch. Yeah.
Jesus Christ. I didn't know we were working with this thing. Yeah. Keep that in your pants. Fuck, dude. Okay, so. All of these people get deported. And this article is implying that one of the reasons this aliens and can you pull up what that that law is actually called like aliens and extradition or something like that one of the reasons why they enacted that was because this guy could not wind up in US court.
So there was this big deportation thing. Interesting. They could not have this dude being prosecuted. Why? Because he... is doing back deals with the El Salvadorian president. gang, MS-13 relationships with the El Salvadorian government. Now, when you mean him, Trump or Gorditas? Grainas. Grainas. So Grainas is essentially an MS-13 rap. Oh my God. He's working with the El Salvadorian government.
to curb ms13 activity and also kind of like you scratch my back i'll scratch yours whoa now trump done trump knows that this guy bukele is like you can't have this dude be questioned by US authorities because then this deal that we have may get unearthed. So they do this. kind of bizarre covert deportation so that they can get all of these inside MS-13 guys to that El Salvadorian prison and it won't be in front of U.S. courts at all.
Whoa. Are they going to save him or are they going to kill him? No, they're going to save him. The word is he's also in the human trafficking. That's the word. That's their argument. What do you mean? What's the word? Gorditas. Let's just call him Gorditas because it seems like we want to go there. So let's just do that. Gorditas.
supposedly, is involved in some human trafficking. The Alien Enemies Act of 1798, yeah, is what they... granice was among more than 250 people the trump administration has placed on airplanes to el salvador Despite a federal judge trying to block it, the majority of people expelled were men from Venezuela accused of being members of the gang Trendy Aragua. That's right.
So this guy was getting the way to get him out was to lump him in with all this stuff so that he would get to the El Salvadorian prison.
and not get wrapped up in any of the legal proceedings dealing with deportation. Okay, so they're like, listen, you can deport them, but don't go through the normal... process of putting him in front of a judge and then it will come out that he's been working with us get him to us and then we could we get either keep working with him or we can snuff him out yeah All right, it's interesting, but the... You know, what they'd like to do is paint, like, let's say the Kenosha shooting.
Where the left was like, they just wanted to... They just cared. It turned out the guy was like a violent pedophile. What are you talking about? The Kenosha shootings? Yeah, you know, with Kyle Ridenhouse. Oh, yeah. The guy who plays Hulk. Everyone says we have the same name.
Tweeting, like calling him nicknames, like cute nicknames. And it turns out he's really a scumbag, this guy that got shot and killed. Yeah. Like he's a convicted pedophile. Right, right, right. But they paint him as this guy that was just, I mean, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
you know because this was like how many years ago that this happened and the guy's dropping n-bombs left and right yeah yeah yeah well you know similar to george floyd like he shouldn't have had that guy lean on his neck for all that time which you would took a big l on because that's just what he said was dead wrong But not a great human being at all, right? Just a scumbag human being. But that doesn't mean that he should have had what happened to him happen. Who?
George Floyd? Okay, but what I'm saying is the painting of these people. Right, but then people went on to paint him as this kind of like... Right. But the way the mainstream media paints them as like, they're just innocent victims. When in reality, this guy, this El Salvadorian may be a lot darker. And dirtier than we thought. Well, he's for sure a... MS-13 member. And he's a mole, too.
I mean, he's one of these freaking Mark Wahlberg kind of moles. Yeah. You know, if you, you know, I was watching, you know, Gotti on Netflix and they, they just hang on a second. Gaudi with John Travolta? No, Gaudi, there was a doc on him. Oh, there was a doc. And, dude, I mean, Sammy the Bull. He was listening to the tapes. You're talking about great podcaster, Sammy the Bull? Yeah. They were listening to tapes where Gotti was basically getting close to putting a hit on him.
And that's when he flipped. He's like, F you, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, dude, all these dudes, it's all family and loyalty and all that shit until the cuffs get close. Yeah, not just the cuffs, but the fact that he was going to kill you. kill him because he didn't like what he was doing yeah and you know so this guy is playing both sides of the fence yeah yeah yeah but anyways uh the u.s government is
Back to doing shady, shady shit. If somebody is in a violent gang and they're here on a car, Would you say there is some argument to... Yeah, I mean, I'm not the right person to ask because I think that we should kill lots more people and take rights away from lots of people. If you're in the front of a left-hand turn lane and there's a green arrow and you're on your phone, you should go to jail.
yeah right so i'm not the right person to ask evidently people think that it's a slippery slope and you have to give people rights no matter what they do process and i'm really happy that those people exist because i'd bring back fucking If I was president. I want the guillotines to come back, but I have a feeling they're going to be used on the wrong people.
Dude, if you molest a child or rape a woman, why can't we draw and quarter you? I mean, that would be fucking awesome. I'm in on that. I'm in on that. So I'm the wrong person to ask, but anyway. Look up when the last person killed by a guillotine was. It was pretty recent. Really? Oh, yeah. In America? No, in France. But, yeah, it was like the freaking... 80s or something. 70s or 80s or something like that. Isn't crazy the 80s were... 40 years ago? When was it?
77. The last person got their head chopped off. like you bring it back bro bring it back bro let's see that hillary's a lizard person or not yeah guts yeah seriously let's see what kind of what comes out of the out of the hole uh okay go to the next tab Let's just take a moment to piss Sam off real quick. Zoom in on this. One of my favorite things is when the trash takes itself out.
and i've been working in the fitness space for like seven or eight years now and it never ceases to amaze me the amount of toxicity there is amongst other trainers personally i advocate for space always and most of that stems from the fact that my own personal journey in fitness started with a severe Yeah. I was really nervous about having a career in fitness when I put on a little bit of weight. People flock to me because they no longer found...
I've been featured in Men's Health Magazine. I was recently in a music video about... As he has... Okay, you cut it. You can cut it. As he has tits. As he has tits. I mean, like, I'm sorry, dude. Like, I don't want to go to see anorexic people cooking food. Right? You just don't want to do it. Broke dudes don't need to tell me about how to make money.
i'm sorry and it's just like blind people are bad hunters yeah i'm with you on that or drivers or anything that involves sight this is just like i'm gonna make like dude do you want the guy who paints his fingernails telling you how to get ripped and it's like hey can i train you well who's training you seems like nobody and there's this weird thing where people are like you don't need to look at fitness through a weight loss lens and it's like What? What are you talking about? Ryan's super.
He's getting jacked, right? He's getting jacked. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's also younger, but if we came in there and you had sloppy Sam. Yeah.
And shredded Ryan. Who do you want to lead you the way? The guy who's done it? Well, you left out the correct option, which is... me dylan oh yeah you're definitely approachable yeah you're like you're like the ugly stripper that everyone thinks they could take home thank you but they can't Yeah, oh, dude, that's who made the most money at the strip bar I worked at was the cross-eyed chick with her titties all over, just.
sagging titties, dude. Yeah. Her titties gave up. Like she never wore a bra in her life. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And like guys are like, Oh, I can get her. Let me go hang out with that one. She's on one leg. Yeah. Let's go. They can't. But when it comes to fitness, I just. Listen, like the duo reaction video to a guy going, dude, why are there fat trainers trying to get people in shape? And this guy's like, wah! My titties are milking.
yeah no it's so crazy he was featured in men's health magazine too it's like we have to stop doing this it doesn't mean we're bad people it means that we're fat no no no like like Like holding space for crazy doesn't mean you're a good person. It just means that you're crazy. Yeah, exactly. And he's like, I mean, there's some of these videos. He doesn't even look that bad.
You know, I wouldn't say he's fat. I'd say he's just a thick dude. Yeah, just a thick. He's a big boy. Like, I see fat guys training. Yeah. I wouldn't say this guy is the worst trainer to have. He just has a Burt Kreischer build. Yeah, he's got a Burt Kreischer build. But anyways, don't want you training me. So anyway, I just wanted to take a little burp to piss Sam off. Yeah, we're in it.
Let's get to the next tab. What do we got? Oh, go down a little bit. Go down a little bit. Oh, did you get rid of it? I'm sorry, dude. Go down. He saved us. Okay. Go down, go down, go down. Why are you in a thong? Now you're pushing me. Now you're asking. Go ahead and roll that, please, Ryan. Okay. Sorry to everybody. I want to apologize to the fans.
And hey, what do you do for a living? What Starbucks do you work at? Oh, no, I'm a trainer. Like, what do you mean you're a trainer? Do you like book the chicks who get trained? Like, what do you mean you're a trainer? That is a trainer. I take back everything I said. He said he started on Grindr, and now he does retreats. He could be training Bears.
By the way, yeah. People that want to look like a bear. That are more bears. Yeah. Hey, do you want to get wider? Yeah. Do you want to have your thong disappear when you bend over? I mean... fucking magic trick disappear. Unbelievable, dude. And again, what I was trying to say is like, it's not you're not a bad person if you go i don't want that person training me yeah exactly it's like it's like this thing that's going on we're like
If a chick doesn't want to date a certain guy, certain color, they call him racist. You're like, no, either you're attracted to someone or you're not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, people have types. All right, let's get to the next tab. Back to conspiracies, okay? That was fun. So, Sam, why don't you take this away for us, babe? Why don't you? Oh, everyone cross country.
Why do you think every... county, across the country, across the world, simultaneously spent billions rapidly and stealthily erecting 5G masks. And streetlights. Dude, this is the best. Dude, I was driving with Dana to the airport one day. She goes, look at that weird tree. And I look over.
And it's a 5G tower that is being camouflaged as a tree. Yeah, they've had those on the 405 for a while. But the point is, why are you camouflaging it? Because you know people are going to be like, what the fuck? Why are you putting that right there? And they had a 5G tower right at a school. Five kids got cancer.
Yeah, so Justin Franson, who you've spoken to before. A lot, yeah. I've talked to him recently, and he basically broke down that, like, Our bodies are rather... peacefully, like our waves are fairly peaceful, like our hurts are in sync, right? Because we come from the gods. Yes, we are in God's shape. Yes, we are in God's shape and form. We are in God's image. Maybe not the fat trainer. I would hate to go to heaven and God is just.
out of shame god's just dejected you're like what is going on he's like this is this is so busy i don't get a day off yeah i have a day off since the beginning and you're like you're like why is it like this and he's like do you have any fucking idea what it's like. Do you know what eternity is? Do you know how long that is? Do you know what it's like to be sourced?
Jesus, dude. He gets all defensive and really catty. Are you wearing a thong? Where is it? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I need you to leave me alone. Go have a good time, okay? But leave me alone. Okay, so Justin Franzen was saying that because our hurts are in such, you know, sink and calm grace. digital trampolines like 5G. Dirty electricity. Yeah. Really, really, really harm us. And when this is all theoretical mumbo jumbo, right?
I love how you bring up somebody and then you instantly shit on him. Well, it makes sense, but it's all theoretical mumbo jumbo. Okay. Hey, I know this guy. I talked to him. Real piece of shit. No, no, no. He's not a piece of shit at all. I think he might be right. Mumbo jumbo bullshit. No, no, no, no, no. I think Justin Francis is great. But, you know, it's kind of a mumbo jumbo theory. No, I mean, this is the whole theory that the Black Plague wasn't caused.
by a virus it was caused by the installation of electrical wires everywhere Well, there was no electricity when the black played. No, that's not true. No, it is true, though. That's not true. No, it is, though. No, that's not true. Okay. All right, go on. No. No, no, we're going to need to go out of this video. And the crazy thing about this, and you'll Google when electricity was invented and when the Black Plague.
took place so what's going to happen is we're going to find the facts that make this claim Categorically incorrect, right? And then Sam is going to say that it doesn't matter. He's right. Okay. I mean, I am right. Yeah, I mean, at what point, yeah. Okay, so the first observation of demonstrating static electricity was around 600 BC. Okay, we're not talking about the ancient world. Okay, when was the plague?
We're not talking about the ancient world. When was the Black Plague? That was like 700 BC. Okay. Go to Black Plague. 1346. That was the Black Plague? Wow. Okay. Ring the bell. Jesus. Ring the bell. I got the disease wrong. i'm telling you there we go when was the spanish flu 1912 there we go that's what i meant to say 1918 okay all right we're doing good with dates so far i think okay we're doing pretty good with dates sorry the
I got the name of the plague wrong. Oh, I also want to apologize to the fans and you. The Lyme disease bell rang. Thank you. I wish I could take it back. Stolen valor. It was stolen valor. I walked around the mall in my fatigues, and I didn't fight anybody for them. You know, it just wasn't okay. Okay. You deserve it. Okay. So anyway, so let's roll this video. Spanish flu. Thank you, dude. Dad likes you. Now.
What do you mean now? What do you mean now? It was a joke. It was about dad. Dad now shows him love. It was a joke. I'm a little embarrassed. I thought 700. That was rough. That was rough. I was off by... Almost a thousand years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. Apparently. Yep. This is an LED 5G street light. Ooh. This is a 5G cellular tower disguised as a water tower. You can tell it's a 5G tower disguised as a water tower because of the way that it is. Here's the antenna.
Here's the disguise. Why are you hiding it? Yep. Yep. Yep. And it was planted by T-Mobile. Yeah, why are you lying to us? This is an iTron smart meter. You can tell it's an iTron smart meter by the way that it is. This particular iTron smart meter has a special feature. Let's take a look.
inside okay yeah you could tell because of the way that it is is not a great argument well his argument is that he sees him all the time he can instantly tell so he assumes we all have his data but the end of the day he's totally right They are hiding these things. So can I ask you, do you think 5G... Okay, so we're rapidly expanding 5G infrastructure.
to give everybody faster internet so that telecommunications companies can make money hand over fist or they're trying to kill us? Yeah, both. Okay. Both. Do you think that they're trying to kill us because they're trying to kill us? Or do you think it's a byproduct of their corporate greed and they don't care? Both. They don't care. Okay. But do you think they're... There is a depopulation agenda of the elites to thin the herd. It is 100% true. Why? Because they're all Malachian worship.
Damn it. So you can go nowhere after that. I mean, I'm just telling you, you listen to Bill Gates gave a TED talk. in front of this giant auditorium and he's like and if these vaccines work the way we think they will and we hope they will i'm paraphrasing here uh you know we're gonna limit the we're gonna lower the population by 10 to 15 percent everyone's like oh that'd be great you're like
No one goes, what are you talking about? He didn't say that, though, did he? Yeah, he did. Probably not, though, right? Put that bell near me, please. No, I think it's good where it is, actually. No, put it near me. What specifically should I search to find this? Bill Gates. TED Talk, lower population, 15%. Yeah, no, don't think he said that. Yeah, he did. And you will lose again. And next week you'll be like, ah.
I'm a sad man. I'm a sad, sad man. Let's do a quick update. How's Moose Knuckle going? Are your balls showing? How's it look so far? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's yeah. He's going to have to scrub it. Yeah. Go to the transcript. But, you know, while he's looking that up, I got to say, you know, this is a good argument for why we shouldn't have billionaires because Bill Gates. So Bill Gates gets all this money. He puts in robots that make his floors a certain temperature the way he wants it, right?
You can have that. That's fine. Enjoy it. What we can't have are people that have so much money that they can just buy up. thousands and thousands and thousands of acres of farmland like what what the how is that allowed yeah how is that allowed oh wow sam i think get that Play it real quick. First, we've got population. The world today has 6.8 billion people. That's headed up to about 9 billion.
We do a really great job on new vaccines, healthcare, reproductive health services. We could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15%. But there we see an increase of... We're gonna go a little long on this one. A little long on this one. Yeah. You want to play for a little more? Because, like, what? Yeah, keep rolling. Oh, yeah, maybe you can save. The second factor is the services we used. Yeah, that was a quick... So how long is that TED Talk?
29 minutes okay so i love i love like you're insane and wrong about so much stuff right but It's so crazy when you talk about how these Malachian worshipers have to burp their evil and let people know what they're doing. There is no better example of that than Bill Gates talking about how his His good jobs report is a 10% to 15%. slow in population growth. Among a 29-minute speech, he talks about that for maybe seven seconds.
And then he just moves on. He's like, I got to get this out there. Oh, yeah. A quick little bang. Keep moving. Quick little bump. And then we move on. Let's just move on. This might be worth a reread. First, we've got population. The world today has 6.8 billion people. That's headed up to about 9 billion. Now, if we do a really great job on new vaccines, healthcare, reproductive health services... we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15%. I don't know why. What do you think that means?
Yep. I mean, he's just a dark, dark guy. Well, like why say vaccines? I could understand reproductive health services. That's basically because to him and his friends, these vaccines are doing their job, which is population. Depopulation. That's what he wants. To what end? You just said. The guide stones or whatever, the Georgia guide stones said the elites want the population at 500 million. That's what they wanted. They think that is manageable.
That's a lot of death. If we go from his 6.8, that is 6.3 billion deaths. Okay. But, okay. You don't. You just can't accept. That there are apex predators around us. Okay. You can't accept that. You can accept that someone like Hitler, bad guy. You can't accept that a guy whose parents were involved in eugenics. they were a big part of eugenics, would want to install eugenics. Yeah, but eugenics that unalive...
6.3 billion people? You're saying that they actually are... That is what was on the Georgia Guidestones. Okay, but do you think that... The Georgia Guidestones were created by another reason we don't need billionaires, some erratic rich guy who wanted to throw up a fucking old 5G tower to make us all scramble our brains. It's called a revelation of the method. They got to tell you.
Because in their belief system that if they tell you what they're doing and you don't stop them, it's on you. Do you think they're trying to kill 6.3 billion people? I mean that's just Okay, so that would mean that they are... the starting guard of the the roster of evil 100 okay because the worst we've had so far yeah they can't do it all at once
Okay. Even if you, let's say you got it to half a billion people, right? No, no, there's nothing in there. Those are where I put old ones. Okay, respect. Even if you put it. Even if you got to 500 million people, right, you would still. you would still have too many way more votes Then there are them. Did you eat before this? No, I've been really holding off on eating. I've been eating one meal a day. Oh, mad. All right. So, yes, that's what they want. They want to be more manageable.
All right. Because that's how they basically serve their God. I mean, there's no rational explanation. They want that many people gone so they can buy up all the land. So they can manage them. Okay. We are their livestock. So there's too many chimpanzees running around right now and they want to. Okay. All right. That's why they hold global climate change.
conferences where they all take private jets yeah it that is a very very odious slip and it's not a slip that was that was in nothing's gonna happen to bill gates ever Well, we could have a Mangione out there. Now they're talking about giving that guy the death penalty.
do it you fucking cowards see what happens see how many angry white women show up to the courthouse that day you'll be overrun it'll be angry fat white women no no not just fat demographic that goes to fucking thunder down under you ever see that or chippendales It's just fat white women cheering on gay men. No, that's not true. That's...
It's not true. Are you going to give me another one? No, I'm not giving you any more. I'm on my last one. You and fucking Big Dick over there took two of my... I had finite resources, okay? I'm not Bill Gates. I'm not trying to hoard and slaughter. You guys are takers. Yeah. I mean, I did win. So what? Let's get to an ad break. Alright, what is the next story? We can do this at the end. This is more Piss Sam stuff. I can't speak. Chiefs. Not this. Not this. Definitely.
Oh, no, not this. But evidently there's a new alignment in the combine in the draft. You've been working with that personal trainer. Yeah, exactly. I think he's the heaviest person in the history of the NFL. I mean, dude, they don't want him to get too big. Oh, he's already far too big. I mean, there's 400-pound guys wanting to come in. Oh, he's almost five. I think he's like 470. But anyways, yeah, what do we have here?
Zoom in on this guy. Oh, gosh. Here we go. Well, hey, it's not the Jays. You got to feel good about that. No, and this is like, so Candace Owens is a sewer con. We talked about it last week. Damn. Hey, dude, life's been pretty crazy for you lately. Dude, it is cuckoo crazy time. Yeah, I mean, you're zenning all over the place. I am so zinned out right now. Yeah. I could run through a wall. Well, life in general can be pretty chaotic. It can be. You know, it can help with that.
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That's been my argument the whole time. And that they're lower middle management. Along with the Jesuits, which is what this gets into. Right. And the Marxists. But what we do is. We listen to people like Ian Carroll and Jake Shields and Dan Bilzerian and Candace Owens who constantly go back to this well, and it's just a sloppy well. You can find... the Catholic mob all over the JFK files. You can find evangelical evil. You can find...
Fucking what the shit that the fucking Hindus do in India, the Buddhists have done. What if the Buddhists don't? Massacre their own people? Massacre their own people? Will you look up the Buddha Massacre? When was the Buddhist massacre?
Okay, take your time with that one. You're going to look like an idiot. I'm down with it. You're going to look like an idiot. Because I've never heard of the Buddhist massacre. There are Buddhists that have massacred their own people. Okay, I'm saying I'd love to learn about it. What is this? I'm telling you, you're going to look back. I am dying to know about the Buddhist massacre. Damn it. We're going to need to fucking. Oh, God damn it.
Take your time I'm in no hurry Can we do another commercial break right now and come back and see if you've had enough time? Okay. Yeah, look up ethnic cleansing in Myanmar. Ryan, thank you very much. Let's go. Very specific, by the way. It's not very specific. It is. It took you looking specifically for that one. Okay, zoom in on this please. What is this called?
Ryan, go ahead and read. Rohingya genocide? But it's not. Okay. Let me hear about it because I see the word Muslims right there. Yeah, it's ongoing persecution and killing of Mazi. By the military of Myanmar. Okay, so it's a government. Yeah, but they're Buddhists. Okay. All right. Oh, one of the motives was Buddhist nationalism. Okay. All right. So in Miramar, we had a Buddhist massacre.
Okay. Go on. So there, yeah, there's, there's, there's, okay. All right. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Gotcha. What? Gotcha. There's a genocide in Gaza. What the fuck? Okay, go on. 36,000 thrown into fires? That's... Ooh! Okay. 116,000 beaten. Oh, okay. 25,000 to 43,000. Okay, so you're saying that's a Buddhist genocide? Is that what you're saying? How many dead? 30,000. I mean... Are you saying that?
I mean, we were calling Gaza genocide. Okay, so are you calling that a genocide? We have changed the definition. Okay, there we go. Can I answer the question? Before you do, please stretch. Please stretch. I'll fucking stretch. I'll stretch. Stretch right now. Can you do this? No, I can't. I can't. No, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
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Going back to the J-Well over and over and over again to explain all of the ales of the world is sloppy intellectualism. And in the case of a lot of people, I hate to say it, anti-Semitism now do we have to pass laws protecting against that stuff no but we can call Candace Owens an anti-Semite She seems to have an issue with the Israeli government right now. No, she's an anti-Semite. Yeah, she seems to have a problem with Zionism right now. you know and the fact that
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Kanye. Okay, let's call him Kanye. And we're just, is this a regular Kanye? Just a regular Kanye. Polish Kanye? Polish Kanye. Okay. Polish nationalist, right? Okay, Polish nationalist. Takes out a Super Bowl ad. and starts selling swastika merch. Yeah, you mean the Hindu symbol for peace? Exactly. Okay, go on, go on.
Totally. The Hindu symbol of peace coupled with rants and rants and rants against the Jewish people. But when he puts out a swastika, this hypothetical Kanye, it's just about the Hinduistic. So that's why I didn't ask you, right? Because you're retarded. Okay. That's why I asked Ryan. Okay. This is for him. God damn it. You fucking, you drive me up a wall sometimes. Okay. Go on. Go on. Okay. So let's.
Let's say this friend takes out a Super Bowl and sells swastika shirts. Not intended to be a Hindu symbol of peace, but rather... kind of contextually aligned with all of the anti-Semitic rants that you've gone on in the past. Would you have any criticism for him or would you perhaps distance yourself from that person?
Well, I... Let me just say what I want to say. But it wasn't for you. We rarely go to Ryan. Why don't you let him talk? I would say all of the above. I would have some issues. I would definitely... Right, and if you maintained alliance with him and continued to propagate him and support him, you might be a little anti-Semitic, wouldn't you think? You might be anti-Semitic. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're selling the Hindu symbol of peace in your Super Bowl ad,
you might be anti-Semitic. If you're pretty pissed off at a guy named Ben Shapiro and you let that color your entire worldview, you might be anti-Semitic. If you take a 64,000-page clandestine dump of documents and blame it all on the Jews, you might be anti-Semitic. Yeah, she's a fucking sewer cunt. Okay, what I will tell you is... Yes. Thank you for, by the way, I'm leaving it in. He won't beep it. God, no.
That's the show. It's raw. It's real. It's fun. I will tell you that the reaction to it has been to the previous reaction to talking about that has been met with Gaslight. So when you said, hey, like I talk about this on other shows about how, or I probably talked about on this show as well, about how there's a giant JFK convention every year in Dallas in which all the experts come and they. Talk about what they've learned or they do their presentation.
One guy every year gets up and says Mossad was involved and he gets met with booze at a conference in which they're talking about the possibility of intelligence agencies. And how many people are at that conference? Well, what I'm saying is this is... the why this is coming out right now okay because there's been so much gaslighting are you saying they're in on it or they're just brainwashed who all of the people that are they're brainwashed they're brainwashed okay
Yeah, because this narrative that like... Because if you are at a convention saying intelligence agencies are doing it, but you get mad when they say another intelligence agency was involved... And you're booing that. Yeah, that's fine. I take your point. But there's also this narrative of like, well, we're talking about it and only it because.
Because it's never been discussed before. We haven't been allowed to talk about it. It's completely not it. This shit has been written about and talked about over and over and over and over again. So what you're saying right now. Is that five years ago? six years ago, 10 years ago, people were openly talking about this stuff. In your community? Yeah. They were openly talking about, and they weren't completely and utterly ostracized. In your community? Ostracized. How many copies of-
Small community dude. My point is it's now become My, my, my, it's now because you're saying, so you're saying there's an overcorrection. Yes. Okay. But, but you need to understand where I come from and I can only control that is that it was a group of people and that this group of people. Part of those group people were this group that you weren't allowed to discuss forever. Now you can go, hey, dude, there was a lot of antisemitism in the 40s, 50s, 60s.
But there became a time in which there was, if you discussed that at all, you were ran out of society. And you have to agree to that. You have to go, yes, there was. There was a time if you discuss Mossad's role in the assassination of a U.S. president, you would be ostracized. That's that. This is just an overcorrection. Yeah. An overcorrection that is led by.
anti-Semitic people and or people that know that they're going to get clicks on this stuff that could be possible now if you go before October 7th right you could go deeper and go I will go to you You can have all the anti-Jew, anti-gay, anti-black, all those tweets, and I'll take all the anti-white tweets on Twitter, and who do you think would win? Who would have more tweets? It's not even close. It's not even close. That's all I'm saying. If you're allowed to say Muzzy's.
are bad people, right? Which you're not. But if you're allowed to say that openly with no repercussions, or you're allowed to say Christian nationalism is dangerous, Which it is. Okay. Then you should be allowed to discuss. You should be allowed to blame the Jews for everything. No, you should be allowed to discuss. Talmud Zionism yeah you should also
You should be able to discuss whatever you want. Can we get to another subject? 100%. Because I feel like people on the show have heard our takes on this. Yeah, a million percent. Okay. Let's just get the story that you claim I send you nothing but anti-Jew stuff. That's not. I'm joking. Dude, I am joking as well.
okay i don't take any of this serious he doesn't say it like i will never you said one thing one time outside that i do not care oh gosh okay remember that time yeah i do and for the head to the end of day I'll be like going out with my, holding my daughter's hands just to tell Dylan he's a... Flag that. Oh, we're going to click that one. Okay. But the point is this.
The point is this. We don't need to make a point. We agree on stuff. We go to Israel less than a week ago, three days ago, announcing to the world they're ending U.S. terror. You don't find that absolutely insane that a country that basically only survives off our aid. Was tariffing American made goods. That doesn't go. What the. What the hell? I don't think that the collective is ready to have, and this is what Donald Trump does.
bombards us with institutional narrative decay and concepts that the majority of i'm not against myself included are not intellectually equipped him included to deal with oh okay and now we'll that that answer so now everybody's a fucking economic expert okay you don't have no fucking idea you don't even have to graduate high school to go the country that's basically alive because we send them money
and give them free healthcare was tariffing our goods. You don't even need to graduate high school to go, that's crazy. No, you don't need to graduate high school to go, that's crazy. You do need to graduate high school to go, hey, what's going on there? Wonder why that's happening and maybe arrive at the conclusion. And okay, you did graduate college. What would you say is a logical, proper answer to that? I don't understand, Tara.
I don't understand how they work. I don't understand how they're weaponized. I don't understand why they're put in place and why they're not put in place. So let's just go with a basic understanding of tariffs. Goods coming into your country, they add a tariff to it, which means the government or the country gets more money for it. They receive more money, which makes the goods more expensive, right? The exporter receives more money for it, yeah.
the exporter does not receive if if the exporter received more money from a tariff okay they all these countries wouldn't be crying about getting tariff Well, no, I think that's how it works, though, because... Nope. Nope. That's not how it works in any way. And you graduated college. No, I think the importer pays for the tariff. The tariff, the people getting tariffed are the ones sending the goods.
Well, everyone's getting tariffed. No, but we're talking this specific way. This one specific way. Well, the tariff hits. America sending goods to Israel were hit with terror. Let's just go with that basic discussion. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So what in your mind, if you had to like, just take your magic eight ball of Dylan Wren's head and shake it around to come up with the proper answer. Yeah.
Why would a country that is basically living off the funds of the country, sending the goods, tariff the goods? I mean, I don't know, but definitely the importer pays the tax. And if you don't have a very robust economy, then the country that's enforcing the tariff... There's no, the choice.
To go away from that company doesn't really happen. Why would you make American goods more expensive for your population if that country is funding you? The importer... the company or entity bringing goods into a country. is typically the one who directly pays the tariff okay why would you do that but but you were wrong though yes but but why why is that you're not answering the question
Why is a country that only can function based on the money given to it by the country? Well, it sounds like a kickback. To who? To the U.S. Why would it be a kickback? If people were getting kickback money, why would all these countries be complaining about terror? You know the answer, you just don't want to answer it. Just because it goes against your DNA. No, no, no. It's just, it's two different...
scenarios. People are complaining about the tariffs because they don't want Americans to look for cheaper options because if there's a 55% tariff on China... then the importer is going to have to take in that tariff and unload it on the customers, which is going to make them upset and want to find a cheaper option. So why would the country that is receiving billions in funds... tariff the country that is sending billions in funds so they could
Well, you're asking it because I think that you have a gross misunderstanding of tariffs. I don't have a gross misunderstanding of tariffs. No, you do. You have not said anything that makes any sense on why Israel would tariff American goods. Well, you didn't know which... Okay, move on. You can't ask the answer. No, no, but hang on a second. You didn't know which side of the equation paid. I do understand.
understand it no no no you didn't though so why don't you give me the answer why is israel tariffing the united states there's no logical proper answer that makes sense that's what i'm saying it does not make sense At all. That is why people are upset about it. Okay. That's it. Okay. It just makes no sense. It makes no sense. Okay, well, it makes sense for the people at the top. It doesn't. No, it makes sense for the people who are striking the deals, and they're doing it for a reason.
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Greatest show ever. I think it's a little, you scratch our back, we'll scratch yours. It is once again, America being completely and utterly. Maybe that's not the term. But being a... being completely taken advantage of by not just your favorite country, but the others as well. Yeah, now this is my favorite part of this, right? And this is where we get sloppy, right? This is where we get really dumb. So you go, we're being, America is being taken advantage of by Israel.
told that they have to bomb all these people and Israel's the one you went in an interesting way with that Israel's the one who's making America do that okay and everyone goes it's Israel's fault okay Here's an interesting question. Would the most powerful country in the world with the most powerful members of that country, do they need to co-sign on that? Do they have any agency in that? Or do they just get dog walked around? They are being dog walked.
for sure no they're not they're making money that's why they do it but there's no conversation about raytheon or northrop grumman or any of these countries that are make companies that are making all this money it's just The Jews are doing it. Israel's doing it. And it's not just Israel. When we talk about we're being taken advantage of here and there. We're being taken advantage.
what everyone's saying a lot of people are but i don't i don't want to get back to that but we're being taken advantage of and this whole thing is framed as these countries are doing this to us there are people
in the upper echelon of this country who are good with the way this goes okay they are good with supplying israel weaponry they're good with supplying saudi arabia weaponry right we're not okay with it okay but When we criticize that exchange, let's not forget to criticize where it starts. Our country. You don't know that. You don't know it starts with our country. Our country, the elites in the Raytheon and the Boeing and all that that create the weapons are 100% involved. It may not.
start there i shouldn't have said that because i have to be i i have to be logistically perfect when i'm talking no you just have to be logical well i am being logical you're not being logical no no you're not no no i totally am because you think i i am only saying it's israel i what i've said since the beginning day one Now, I can't control if bigger names in the space are saying something different. I can only control what I'm saying. And what I am saying is it includes Israel.
And for the long time, you could not talk about that. Right. But OK, so when we say let's take Israel out of the equation, Saudi Arabia is dog walking us. No, Saudi Arabia is a puppet. Okay, insert any... I mean, it's nuanced, buddy. That's the truth. Well, any country that we have a trade deficit with, we're getting dog-walked by them.
Because what is happening is the military-industrial complex made deals with a bunch of countries that if they allowed us to have military bases there, they could put tariffs on all goods coming in and no tariffs on goods going out. Once again, stolen valor. 100% not. I ring this with every fucking...
Every ounce of my being. All right, that's just, that's just, that is stolen valor. Ry, who won that conversation? I couldn't give you an answer. Yeah, he doesn't want to get picked between mom and dad. He just wants to be loved. I got lost in R slash moderate.
I know that we don't pay you a lot. We're trying. I try to pay you as much as I can. When you're here, if you could just focus on what mom and dad are saying and not get lost on Reddit, I'd really appreciate that. Okay. I thought you did great, son. I'm so proud of you, my son. Yeah, all right. Dad loves you. Go to the second tab. Let's piss Sam off. Your biggest fear is that a man will be dressing up as a woman to enter the women's restroom. You are not afraid of.
You are afraid of men. I will let that sink in for a second. It's just the casual way that this girl thought she said the most profound thing ever. I totally agree. Yes. Keep rolling. Yes. Extremely hot chick. Yep. You live a sheltered life. of the United States population than it is to ever blame a man. Okay, pause it. So your own argument is that. You're literally your own argument is that.
men are bad and these are men dressed as women so you're making you're arguing against yourself it's essentially a transphobic argument it's so crazy to me yeah what she she has no clue what she's saying she has zero she is so hot she's been hers
she is so symmetrical her face it almost looks ai right and she's been allowed to say whatever dumb stuff she wants because everyone thinks she's the cutest thing ever and men have to be careful Because if you are lucky enough to be loved by something like this... It will be something that you are completely powerless to. And you have to pull the sword out of the stone. And you have to fight against it. You have to say no. Because if you do.
You will be dog walked. All your monkey DNA is going to tell you, we got to hit this. But you can't. We have to let this in our life. This is a siren song that aims and means to shipwreck you, okay? You have to run away from this. Yeah, I agree. You'll completely lose your reason. I agree. But yeah, this is so funny to me that you, like you said, she has zero idea what she's saying. Yeah. She has no idea. And it's just like, who hates men more?
Society or the feminist, which she is obviously a feminist, and she has no clue that a lot of the outrage isn't coming from men. It is coming from women and men are responding to that.
our daughters, our wives, our sisters, our mothers are like, this dude's got a dick and he's staring at me in the fucking bathroom. And like, if you really want to get into it, miss, yes they are one percent but what percentage of of and i love trans i have a ton of trans friends i i don't hate trans what percentage of them are actually trans and what percentage of them are sex offenders It's like the bit, it's like one in like 200.
yeah and this is uh that's what you're letting in you're letting foxes into the hen house and this is the the democratic party has to do what we're employing or imploring the hypothetical man to do Take the albatross off your neck. Go back to old liberal values. Take the pronouns out of your Twitter bio. We know you're a woman. You're going to lose.
every election left on planet earth if you keep doing this shit if you keep pushing this kind of like idea i idealism that's really what you're pushing ideally we should all be able to use whatever bathroom we want. And honestly, you know, I think Tim Ryan, for a guy, I think he's governor of Ohio or representative from Ohio or something. Had a really good point. He was like, the Democrats, if you really do want to help trans people, the LGBTQ community.
Stop flying the freak flag so high because what you're doing is putting them under the leadership of people who actually do not give a fuck about them. Yeah. Because you're putting them in harm's way by aligning yourself with each and every fantastical idea they could come up with. It's with Stephen A. Smith who gets something right once in a while.
But he goes on, Bill Maher, he goes, you are playing to 1% of the population. You are demanding that 99% of the population capitulates to 1% of the population. and that's never going to win you an election. Now, The way MSNBC and all that stuff is going, they're trying to drum up with the, you know, oh my God, midterms are coming, blah, blah. It's never meant to be a majority either side. When Obama was in, he got nothing done with the majority.
Trump's got the majority. It's meant to be gridlocked. But on a street level, people just want to be left alone. Women want to go to the bathroom with women. If you have a dick. You can't go in to the woman's bathroom. Chop that thing off. Well, I mean... chop it off no no don't do that cut it right off no yeah no don't do that choppy choppy no don't get choppy choppy okay there are ways to do this so that's my whole thing it's just like you are placating to
a small minority, like the smallest of minorities, and that are never going to win you elections. And most of the trans just want to be left the fuck alone. And these trans, they're getting like iPhones. They're becoming slicker and slicker. Because you're not that good looking as a trans. Oh, no. You're probably scaring people with a five o'clock shadow. No choppy choppy. Choppy choppy. No choppy choppy. Cut it off. Okay. Let's get to the last story. We got to get out of here. It was.
It was one you probably closed. It was about Catholic sex trafficking. Didn't we just talk about that? That's literally what we just talked about. No, we didn't talk about it. We literally talked about it. No, I derailed this on the J train. Yeah, I mean, like, dude, this is, you know, I just did a great episode with King Bao. You talk to people with the funnest names, man. You know, the Zionism stuff, the Marxist stuff.
You know, it's it's these guys are all low levels, man. And it's just like there's there's much, much, much, much powerful people, more powerful people. above it all getting us all to fight with each other and like the catholic church dangerous so catholics are great so this says breaking catholic charities tied to border child trafficking scheme catholic charities took 1.4 billion dollars in taxpayer funds
to process migrant children while skipping background checks for adult sponsors. Joe Rossi tells Lindell TV they stopped vetting. It didn't matter who picked the kids up. Just move them fast. He's demanding an independent investigation into how this happened and where the money went. Yeah, I mean, it's the new orphan train. Yeah. That's really what it is. The new orphan trains. Move them around. Don't let them know their culture. And who knows what really dark stuff's going on.
And by the way, that reporter is hot. Super hot. It's like somebody just went to a Texas strip bar going, who can read a prompter? It is so weird that. This thing is as commonplace and... I don't mean to say fought for, but they... They have infrastructure to hide it and keep it quiet. Yeah. And it's just like... Listen, somebody runs somebody over one night. They had a little bit too much communion wine. Listen, I get it. You want to move them around a little bit, that's fine.
They're fucking touching kids. Yeah. Like, what are we doing? Yeah, I agree. Going to bat for that. All kids. should be protected like society has certain pillars they need they need to have you lying is wrong stealing is wrong and and hurting children wrong yeah and if you don't have that Your society is crumbling. And another pillar, one of the new Conspiracy Social Club commandments, and this is kind of a convoluted one, but don't shoplift.
And if someone is shoplifting and they're a big tittied black grandma, don't crack them in the face with a right hook. Don't crack them. That's like. That's one of the craziest cracks I've ever seen. That's crazy, dude. You cannot do that. Yeah, I agree. I totally agree. Anyways, I think we learned a lot today. I think we learned a lot. A lot of soul and valor, though, tonight for sure. I mean, today for sure. A lot of soul and valor. We'll be back next week when Dylan does his Maya Copa.
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