Kev is the World's Most Interesting DJ™️. On today's "Chocolate Muhfuggahs in Cars Complaining" we talk about his legendary life/career, race, "Hip Hop", studying at Stanford, ROTC, Patrice O'Neal, NY, relativity/math/philosophy, and trolling on IMDB!
*CAUTION*VERY ADULT* We are visited by nipple-pokeys and we talk about cumming so hard that you diarrhea, fighting with armor on, bestiality porn, echo-chambers, how punk sucks, manhood, fake-lesbians, and he tries to convince me not to move to NY.
Jefferson Bergey is a hilarious singer/songwriter/my Jew. The 1st part is me uncomfortable cuz he reviews my upcoming album. Then we talk about a certain local female pianist we hate, Pogo, Prego, Lizzie Karr, Tom Waits, and the good girls of NXIVM!
Kyle is a talented session-drummer who is also the drummer on my upcoming album! We talk about that time I shaved off my eyebrows, rejection, Mercy & the Heartbeats, maturity, egotistical Daryl Hall, negativity, social media, self-love, and Poopouri!
I talk about the N-Word, kvetching, Kendrick Lamar's phoniness, my new album, free speech, letting go of relationships, God, working for what you actually want, and poor BBQ Becky.
Pete Munoz is a stand-up comic/the King of San Jose. We talk about following Nick Swardson, Michael Jackson's diddling, his 12 yrs in comedy (touring, shows, drama), Metallica, strippers, Portland, anal sex, and his friend (former guest) Jarod Flores.
Stephani is a friend and singer/song-writer/band-leader of Cumbia band "La Mera Candelaria"! We talk about her old band taking her name, San Juan Bautista, cheap dates, funk, tipping, moving to LA, teaching, the GoFundMe for her new album, and tajin!
Active duty military are not supposed to have a voice. We talk about being deployed 7 times, immigration, NOLA, being culturist, Big White Liberal Daddy, manhood, the underbelly of adoption, facing an abortion, guns, and we objectify/love women!
Jarod, the Mexican musician and MAGA supporter is back! We talk about self-flagellating-white-men, writing music, Scientology/Rosicrucians, old black ladies, Universal Healthcare, and delicious Ann Coulter!
Julie is a friend and artist originally from LA. We talk about playing basketball against Compton, "making it", musicals, the break she took from art, busking in Costa Rica, her movie, my album, nerf, artistic doubt, and her problem with Tim Burton.
Ali is back- on her last day working at Cut to Contrast Barbershop. We talk about moving on/losing what you know/finding new life, white peoples' issues w/ race jokes, boys not taking a "no", free speech, gun ownership, "believe all women", and rebellion!
POMI is an 18 year old rapper from Pacifica. We talk about getting head in It's A Small World, collaborating, this small/weird town, writing lyrics, being Bi-Sexual, inspiration, failure, rough sex, letting go of relationships, sobriety, and anal-bleach!
Jake and I record at a Santa Clara Denny's parking lot. Such a fuckin' fun episode! We talk about nigger jokes, Lisa Loeb, Hitler, the Federation, natural Good/Evil, Sade, Slavery, Brad Pitt, the Crusades, and an Indian stereotype is displayed LIVE!
Eli is a Conservative Latino in the 11th grade at Andrew Hill HS. We talk about him being labeled a racist/being shut-down in class, abortion, female rappers blocking me, East SJ, Liberal-racism, and not yet being able to care about New Zealand tragedy.
I quit smoking 6 days ago. In this episode, I get....a lil emotional. I talk about pissing off female rappers, Twitter's bias against moderates/conservatives, tranny porn, female fragility in feminism, binge-eating, and JLaw's butthole.
My filthy friend/fellow fine composer is back! We talk about the bar being lowered for female rappers, Phish, wiping your dick on the drapes, envelope-pushing AND accessibility, singing R. Kelly and MJ, abusing love-dolls, and Ringo's hairy ass!
*CAUTION-ADULT* Jane is an old friend/good girl/fan of the podcast. We talk about when she cheated on her boyfriend with me, sex with girls, the Gillette commercial, ass-play, intersectional dating profiles, polyamory, and she gives me her panties!
AG is a veterinary assistant and a big fan of the East Bay. We fight about the Trustafarians, gangs, SJWs, mason jars, and just general boringness of the East Bay. Then the last half-hour we discuss euthanasia, no kill shelters, breeders, and pitbulls. You're gonna love it!
I sit in my car, smoking and sipping Powerade Zero. I talk about Alex Jones, figuring out how to leave a girl's place, overrated John Lennon, free speech, violent porn, abortion, and if Trump is the lesser of two evils.
Cameron is an old friend and a guitarist, singer, bassist, drummer, videographer, blah blah blah! We talk about dumb Maynard James Keenan, bad band behavior, the current music market, Billy Corgan, writing/performing/booking, and the Lazzari Experiment!
I just got back from NY. I talk about the trip, Jussie Smollett, being on YKWD and the Beige Phillip Show, death, voting for Trump in 2020, being in the present, and a dirty lil flight attendant. Rate, review, and share the podcast- you filthy piglet.
Gradient is a mixed-race rapper and a teacher-in-training. We talk about Tech N9ne, villainizing people, Sammy Warm Hands, being halfsies, Busta Rhymes, the left, music mistakes, and how to instill in students an allowance for conversation.
Zee Ziz is an Arabic Comic and the owner of Moonlight Cafe in SF. We talk about off-limit jokes, gentrification, lesbians, bureaucracy, the C Word, SF homeless, getting paid what you're worth, the '89 earthquake, poop-etiquette, and free white girls!
A Polack and a Mexican walk into a podcast... Kurwa. Jon is a Polish immigrant and Marco is a Mexican with an NRA sweatshirt on. We talk about getting deported, 2 girls 1 cup, guns, sexual preferences, police run-ins, and which races annoy us!
I do what I fucking want haha. I talk about how blacks fare-evade more often, Liam Neeson, origins/criticism of Conservatish, Trump's SOTU, crazy DOESN'T equal better sex, US-born Mexicans don't tip, AOC, and I teach Ezra Klein how to fuck his wife.
Jefferson Bergey is ALSO a loudmouth, hilarious songwriter who doesn't fit in! We talk about fisting, writing, crazy liberal nonsense, gay Luigi, performing, giving head to the homeless, Zappa, and a certain SF female pianist that we both dislike.
This one's dark.. and not just cuz I recorded it at 1am in the rain. I talk about NY killing kids as long as the kid's in a pussy, hate crimes, staying hard, your life being great even though Trump is President, Charlottesville, BTK, and KILLING KIDS!
Carl is a friend from England. He's a bit Wallace and a bit Gromit. We talk about being a punk in the 70's, Lancashire, "Schoolgirl Bitch", hitting his bottom, America, the Mad-Cow Disease outbreak, the Harlem Globetrotters, Royalty, and Crocs.
*CAUTION* This one's REAL offensive. Jake from Episode 2 is back! We talk about faggots, Irish ass-hair, Socialism, Gillette, finding "the one", why Tim Heidecker sucks now, and I vape for the 1st time- live on the podcast.
ANIIML is a friend, an LA-based singer/songwriter/producer, and a rabbit-yawner. We talk about nipples in the dark, failure, Canada, animal-activism, and asking for what you're worth. Then we call our Jews!
