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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Eliacongratulationspod.com
Chris D'Elia (comedian: Grow or Die (available on chrisdelia.com), No Pain, Comedians of the World, Man on Fire, Incorrigible on Netflix, White Male Black Comic on Comedy Central) sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
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Episodes

190. Bury Me With a Capri-Sun

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the relationship between attractiveness and acting ability, Godzilla Vs. Kong, Tom Hardy's height, and what hell will be like. He also has some thoughts on farts. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or ...

May 26, 20211 hr 5 minEp. 190

188. Drop the Notebook

🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v In this week's episode Chris discusses a wild episode of 20/20, a painful disc golf shot, and his realization that people don't lie about sushi. Also, some people take liberties. 🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia Spread the love using the hash...

May 19, 20211 hrEp. 188

187. Surpass The Teacher

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about his wonderful mom, his crazy dad, the Paul brothers winning at life, and the wonderful world of Tik Tok comments. Also, Kristin got wasted at a party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 13, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 187

186. Show Me the Ghosts

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode of Congratulations Chris watches a bunch of videos including: Mr. Unlimited, a hockey player with a catchphrase , and the worst/best battle rapper of all time. He also met a ghost named Ado. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 07, 202159 minEp. 186

185. Hurry To Hell

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 01, 20211 hr 1 minEp. 185

184. Gaslight City

🎉 Join us on Patreon for the extended episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about a visit from his OCD, his new favorite bodybuilder, and the ABC network theme. We also enjoy a video chronicling the epic anger of Wally Backman. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...

Apr 23, 20211 hr 5 minEp. 184

182. Johnny Figures-It-Out

🎉 Join the Patreon for the uncut episode and the bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's show Chris talks about DMX and Ja Rule, leaving notes for the food delivery guy, and how awesome it is to be a father. He also shares some family stories about stealing from your pharmacist, the burning pain of contacts, and his dad's new toaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 16, 20211 hrEp. 182

181. Praise to the Lort

🎉 Join the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 09, 202154 minEp. 181

180. Falling Up Stairs

🎉 Sign up for the Patreon for the private RSS Feed with the full, uncut episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode, Chris talks about Chet Hanks and White Boy Summer, how great infomercials are, and Joe Biden vs. the stairs. For more topics and the full Congratulations experience join the Patreon! Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify,...

Apr 02, 202147 minEp. 180

179. Right Behind the Face

🎉 Sign up for the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris talks about getting back into podcast mode, how many commercials Shaq is in, and the show Kings of Pain. He also runs down his recent trip to Joshua Tree and reveals the results of his Depends experiment. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podc...

Mar 26, 20211 hr 12 minEp. 179

178. Go Bald and Die

On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 19, 202155 minEp. 178

177. Human

Today Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 13, 202150 minEp. 177

176. The Trillest Gangster

Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 12, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 176

175. Difficult Times

Taking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 04, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 175

174. It's Different Now

Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how to turn off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 28, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 174

173. The Apple Is Red

Today we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 20, 20201 hr 11 minEp. 173

172. …To Completion

Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 20201 hr 13 minEp. 172

171. Throw Me When I'm Dead

Today we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we somehow never covered before: the Christian Bale rant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 06, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 171

170. King James Jong Un Illest Rapper Alive

Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 29, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 170

169. The Man In the Arena

It's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 22, 202057 minEp. 169

168. My Special Is Out

Watch NO PAIN on Netflix now! Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, and how much Chris loves his brother Matt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 14, 20201 hr 1 minEp. 168

167. The Kings Speech 2: The 7-11 Chronicles

We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 08, 20201 hr 4 minEp. 167

166. Religious Murphy Lee

Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 31, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 166

165. First Line Of Defense

Today Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 23, 20201 hr 7 minEp. 165

164. The Coronavirus/Self-Quarantine Special

Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 16, 202058 minEp. 164

163. Big Selly

Today we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 11, 20201 hr 8 minEp. 163

162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork

Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 02, 20201 hr 5 minEp. 162

161. The 2nd Youngest Man Alive

Today Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 20201 hr 2 minEp. 161

160. Mean Girl

Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 17, 20201 hr 6 minEp. 160

159. Sensational

Today Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta trying to say Idina Menzel, Future, Only Fans, white knights, and making sure you get that scrilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 10, 202058 minEp. 159
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