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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

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Chris D'Elia (comedian: Grow or Die (available on chrisdelia.com), No Pain, Comedians of the World, Man on Fire, Incorrigible on Netflix, White Male Black Comic on Comedy Central) sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
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Episodes

98. One Anus-Grab Away

It's the 98th episode, getting closer! On today's show, Chris talks about how he thinks a bigender robot should host the Oscars. Also discussed: TED Radio Hour, Derren Brown, Nimesh Patel, and how hard it is to do a show with no Internet (which is what we did today). Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true...

Dec 11, 201853 minEp. 98

97. Cadillac Vrills

It's the 97th episode, getting close! On today's show, Chris talks about Ludacris and the Fast & Furious franchise for way too long. Also discussed: bad Geico Commercials, deadpan comedy, Apple Maps, Ed Burns, Abcde, & Jay Z and Beyonce. Plus, we do Missed Connections. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Fo...

Dec 03, 201859 minEp. 97

96. You Got Shintaro

It's the 96th episode, almost to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about holiday shopping and everyone's obsession with deals. Also discussed: ginkgo biloba, Bill Clinton, Eric Trump, a very Italian story, Dwight Howard and general intolerance towards gay people, the military, religion, baseball, and favorite directors. Plus, we do Missed Connections, and Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and...

Nov 26, 20181 hr 7 minEp. 96

95. Build A Rocket Ship

It's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisco is always freezing, unpacking at hotels, who eats complimentary breakfast?, luggage racks, hotel showers, Raya, and Jawzrsize. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. F...

Nov 20, 201856 minEp. 95

94. Feels So Good In My Hood

It's the 94th episode! On today's show, Chris goes through some Craigslist missed connections. Also discussed: Idris Elba, JCVD, Montell Jordan, tetanus shot still hurting, American Idol, and Brian McKnight. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babi...

Nov 14, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 94

93. Public Conversational Lapdance

It's the 93rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about seeing racism right here in Hollywood. Also discussed: a mother who confronted an online gamer, Halloween, Spanish class, tetanus shots, Double Dragon, Tony Danza, and No Nut November. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favo...

Nov 05, 20181 hr 9 minEp. 93

92. Bruchdown

It's the 92nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how older video games are better than new video games. Also discussed: Halloween costumes, Scrooge McDuck, scary halloween noises, John Wayne, Benihana, & Streets of Rage. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://stor...

Oct 29, 20181 hr 6 minEp. 92

91. Sayonarasville

It's the 91st episode! On today's show, Chris tells a story about his opener and his passport in Couvey. Also discussed: Alonzo Bodden, Tuscan flavor, sandwiches, throwing pillows, truffle popcorn, more Shannon Sharpe, and the Lakers brawl. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favori...

Oct 22, 201856 minEp. 91

90. La La La Problem

It's the 90th episode! On today's show, Chris tells some childhood stories. Also discussed: Peabo Bryson, Carnegie Hall, Chris's dad, is there a god?, Shannon Sharpe, and stupid dishes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https...

Oct 15, 20181 hr 11 minEp. 90

89. Wooooooooh!

It's the 89th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the Conor McGregor vs Khabib Nurmagomedov fight. Also discussed: Butt's Up, Mike Tyson, Russians, Melania Trump, vocal training, and a big pet peeve. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babi...

Oct 08, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 89

88. That Top Note

It's the 88th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Kawhi Leonard and his amazing laugh. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine (of course), Kanye on SNL, DJ Pooh, JR Smith and his Supreme tattoo, that ice cream tester guy, method acting and performances, and Phil Knight and his book. Plus, there's a NEW TMFUIPOTW & Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to...

Oct 02, 20181 hr 10 minEp. 88

87. Triple Talaq

It's the 87th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about growing up, role models, and what it means to be a role model. Also discussed: Suge Knight, Bill Cosby, airplanes, Kopi Luwak (cat poop coffee), the triple Talaq, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For t...

Sep 25, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 87

86. Get Gully

It's the 86th episode! On today's show, it's story time! Chris tells a story about his friend after 9/11, a filthy story about hiking in Runyon Canyon and a couple of his favorite stories from the Comedy Store. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine, being a DJ, Sticky Fingaz, and spiders, plus Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes,...

Sep 17, 20181 hr 14 minEp. 86

85. - Johnny Hipscry

It's the 85th episode! On today's show, Chris tells his Kurt Russell story. Also discussed: math flirting, Car Wash by Rose Royce, Myspace and the Top 8, and what you should do if you own a waffle maker. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and ~~don't~~ forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For th...

Sep 10, 20181 hr 4 minEp. 85

84. Little Church

It's the 84th episode! It's Labor Day. On today's show, Chris talks about ASMR. Also discussed: diss tracks, Mark Wahlberg and how he wakes up too early, the dystopian future, speedos, going into the ocean past your knees, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, Italians taking off the month of August (Ferragosto), & siestas. We name a new Elder and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else,...

Sep 03, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 84

83. Lit Asian Banker

It's the 83rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about his time with The Chainsmokers in Las Vegas. Also discussed: lobster quesadillas, cuddling, All Star by Smashmouth, Africa by Toto, Burning Man, and karaoke. We name a new Elder (finally!) and answer a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite ...

Aug 29, 20181 hr 2 minEp. 83

82. Hoffa Nice Day

It's the 82nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about gourds, and people who are gourds. Also discussed: not caring about food presentation, Yellow Submarine, District 9, Eminem, 69ing, pineapples on pizza, Die Hard, and some stories from elementary school. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babie...

Aug 21, 20181 hr 7 minEp. 82

81. I'm Me

It's the 81st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being yourself. Also discussed: dogs throwing up, Family Guy, period piece movies, symphony hair vs. hockey player hair, tribal mentality, and growing up. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true ba...

Aug 13, 20181 hrEp. 81

80. Prolonging The Brbr

It's the 80th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about 'brbr' and how long it should take to have sex. Also discussed: sex positions, Tom Cruise, stunts, poetry, auditioning, Las Vegas, Thunder Down Under, and ultimate frisbee. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast ap...

Aug 06, 201858 minEp. 80

79. Evil Scientist With A Boner

It's the 79th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a couple of stories from Montreal. Also discussed: wacky hair, burpees, Air Canada and airplane internet, and The Space Force. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.c...

Aug 01, 20181 hrEp. 79

78. I Don't Wanna Fuck Chairs

It's the 78th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about R. Kelly's new song "I Admit." Also discussed: Houston, Twitter arguments, James Gunn, Tekashi 6ix9ine, an a story about the time Chris interrupted his own set to take a shit. Also, fuck boba. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your...

Jul 24, 20181 hr 15 minEp. 78

77. Set It And Forget It!

It's the 77th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about hiking. Also discussed: infomercials, closeted gay behavior, getting hit on by guys, "unsolicited jizz", "Vietnam pubes", and TMZ. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https...

Jul 16, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 77

76. Flex Avenue

It's the 76th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about reggae and Mad Cobra. Also discussed: Jamaican dancing, the kids trapped in the cave, the worst movies on Netflix, and buying expensive clothes. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merc...

Jul 10, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 76

75. Executive Produced By You

It's the 75th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about LeBron James moving to the Lakers. Also discussed: Drake's new album Scorpion, people who say 'Lake Show', cuttlefish mating, world population battle royale, and Guitar Hero. Plus, Chris answers a bunch questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast ...

Jul 02, 20181 hr 3 minEp. 75

74. It's Beautiful, DONG!

It's the 74th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how being disrespectful is actually respectful. Also discussed: The Secret, people from Midwest City, Brent Morin, hibernating, bad movies vs. good movies, and leg day. Plus, Chris answers a couple questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ...

Jun 25, 20181 hr 11 minEp. 74

73. Lil Monopoly Piece

It's the 73rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being XXXTentacion. Also discussed: camping, parasols, Lil Tay, being genuine when dating, Hugh Grant, Nicolas Cage, and Daddy's sweaty chest. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Mer...

Jun 19, 20181 hr 1 minEp. 73

72. Tinhead Botface

It's the 72nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about being nice to robots. Also discussed: people being awkward, AirPods and dental floss, IHOB, XXXTentacion, Miss America, and vegan McDonalds. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https:/...

Jun 11, 20181 hrEp. 72

71. Freedom

It's the 71st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about taking a stand for what you believe in, a.k.a. your "freedom" moment. Chris also plays around with his new soundboard. Also discussed: car wash etiquette, what is a "brand", drug stores selling clothes, baseball hats with non-baseball stuff on them, and the one time he committed robbery. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen o...

Jun 04, 20181 hr 10 minEp. 71

70. Crybaby University

It's the 70th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crybabies and dragging culture. Also discussed: Roseanne, playing colleges, the void, and a couple big pet peeves. Plus, we answer some questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com...

May 29, 20181 hr 7 minEp. 70

69. Get With The Program

It's the 69th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Nate Dogg. Also discussed: the royal wedding, church, 69 jokes, Rob Gronkowski, and graduation speeches. Plus, we name a new elder. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.inst...

May 21, 20181 hr 15 minEp. 69
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