It's the 38th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about guys who get mad at fake boobs. Also discussed: boycotting Wendy's, Thor: Ragnarok, the Black Panther poster, Andy Serkis, Jean Dujardin, people who drink too much Coca Cola, & TMFUIPOTW. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandi...
Oct 16, 2017•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 38
It's the 37th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne's commercial. Also discussed: Firehouse Subs, Mike Pence, Harvey Weinstein, Meryl Streep, Leonard Maltin eating the last piece of cheesecake, we name a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, rev...
Oct 09, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 37
It's the 36th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the MyPillow guy. Also discussed: doing what you love, people who ask advice writing their instagram captions, sectional pants, speedos, eating way more than your portion, NSYNC, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, St...
Oct 02, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 36
It's the 35th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Lenny Kravitz and names another elder! Also discussed: Ma$e, taking a bullet for someone, TV show hosts, making love in the middle of the day, garbage trucks, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, Spotify or your favor...
Sep 25, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 35
It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today's show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey diners, Babylon, movies with scrolls in it, clowns aren't scary, March of the Penguins, Ibexes on a wall, & TMFUIPOTW. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true ba...
Sep 18, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 34
It is the 33rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crooners and sexism in old songs. Also discussed: Arizona, football towns, statues, cheerleaders, marching bands, music cues in TV, scatting, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the...
Sep 12, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 33
It is the 32nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jai Alai. Also discussed: No Fear shirts, the new Young Sheldon show, men who post about their wives on social media, old fashioned cars, & Michael Caine's career. We have skipped TMFUIPOTW and Twitter questions this week. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For...
Sep 04, 2017•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 32
It is the 31st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario Bros theme music, pregnancy photos, the statue of David, a special PSA for naked altruists, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitch...
Aug 28, 2017•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 31
It is the 30th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about harsh noise music. Also discussed: how Asians take too many pictures, the Aliens franchise, today’s solar eclipse, unnecessary Facebook Live videos, having valor, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite...
Aug 21, 2017•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 30
It is the 29th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the KKK (yeah that's right). Also discussed: honky tonk music and live music in Nashville in general, an absolutely amazing DM from a fan, Uber drivers who make signs, The Definition of a Cuda song, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes...
Aug 15, 2017•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 29
It is the 28th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about vaping and how you shouldn't do it. Also discussed: the responsibility of having dogs and/or kids, a little more info on becoming an elder, escape rooms, NFL players, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favo...
Aug 07, 2017•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 28
It is the 27th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about why it is good to make fun of your friends & family. Also discussed: Chris’s experience in Montreal, Chris’s manager, his friend Zack Doncovio who demanded a shoutout, the Fate of the Furious, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, ...
Jul 31, 2017•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 27
It is the 26th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when people run backwards on the treadmill at the gym. Also discussed: poutine, Comic Con, Drax cosplay, blonde boyfriends, blocking people on twitter, sound effects in rap, Michael Phelps v. shark, OJ getting out, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter (some really good ones this week!). Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else,...
Jul 24, 2017•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 26
It is the 25th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jay Z and his recent, somewhat anti-semitic rant about real estate. Also discussed: all coffee shops are closed in Albuquerque, being asked by a United employee for his flight receipt, R. Kelly, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Go...
Jul 17, 2017•53 min•Ep. 25
It is the 24th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how much he hates small talk. Also discussed: parking lot tire spikes, drycleaning, the TNT show Will, origin stories in general, and pizza shops. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the real babies...
Jul 10, 2017•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 24
It is the 23rd episode! Thank you to everybody who watched Man On Fire on Netflix. If you haven’t seen it yet, put it in your queue and watch it. On today's show, Chris discusses his favorite cab ride of all time. Also discussed: the NBA awards, and UH OH! we introduce a new segment on the show! And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, re...
Jul 03, 2017•58 min•Ep. 23
It is the 22nd episode! Back in LA and guess what? Man On Fire comes out TONIGHT on Netflix. Put it in your queue and watch it. On today's show, Chris discusses how alligators are actually monsters living in the United States. Also discussed: Chris talks about what it's like to retire material, people who say 'jorts', Europeans who wear polo shirts or shirts with numbers on them, Chris's friend Mitch, The Joe Budden/Migos scuffle at the BET Awards, LL Cool J's song Headsprung, and a bunch of que...
Jun 27, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 22
It's the 21st episode, coming to you from NYC! On today's show, Chris asks whether or not you can put your feet up on stuff. Also discussed: who lives in Albuquerque?, people who watch games on ESPN Classic, the funniest thing Chris thought of this week, the Bill Cosby case, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or y...
Jun 20, 2017•55 min•Ep. 21
We made it to the 20th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about wearing white pants. Also discussed: more stories about crazy people at the Coffee Bean (surprise!), LL Cool J, the Indy 500, people who like everything, receiving surprise packages, the Amber Rose challenge, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes. Learn more about your ad ch...
Jun 13, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 20
Hey babies! It's the 19th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the concept of haters. Also discussed: movie characters and how they aren't real, the idea that guys just wanna fuck, Bill Maher and his controversy, Kathy Griffin and her controversy, Rotten Tomatoes, saving the world in small ways, international donut day, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to r...
Jun 06, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 19
Hey! It's the 18th episode! Chris is back in LA! On today's show, Chris talks about Rick Ross. Also discussed: people debating about burgers, guys who rap in public, getting back into Jiu Jitsu with Joel Gerson, Katy Perry & Migos, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2017•55 min•Ep. 18
Hey! It's the 17th episode! On today's show, Chris wonders about the jobs that gay people have. Also discussed: downtime in Toronto, too many shows on the food network, debunking Cooks vs. Cons, watching shows about dinosaurs, hookers, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2017•56 min•Ep. 17
Hey! It's the 16th episode! Happy Mother's Day. On today's pod, Chris talks about Steve Harvey's email. Also discussed: people who wear bibs when they eat stuff, Will Smith, a word that Chris's dad uses to describe Chris, the problem with people who kill it, a couple of good stories from the road, and a bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate and review on iTunes. Lear...
May 15, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 16
Hey! It's the 15th episode, and we're back in LA! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the Met Gala. Also discussed: people who talk about loving the rain, robots in movies, liking shoes too much, his Australian seat neighbor on his flight who was really livin' it up, The LOX, when Chris wanted his family to call him 'Crazy Legs' and THEN 'Damian Monroe', spinners, pogs, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspo...
May 08, 2017•48 min•Ep. 15
It's the 14th episode, and we're still coming to you from rainy Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about Fyre Festival because of course. Also discussed: Jean Claude Van Damm and his new Twitter account, people who leave voicemails, TED talks, technology and exponential growth, robots, infomercials, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you...
May 01, 2017•56 min•Ep. 14
Hey! It's the 13th episode, and we're coming to you from Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about making things awkward for people, karma vs. energy, Canadian comedy crowds, what it means to actually not give a fuck, Spooky Black, the beautiful way people dress in Toronto, Drake, boss shit, the road, adults who go to Disneyland, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Toda...
Apr 24, 2017•53 min•Ep. 13
Hey! It's the 12th episode! In today's discussion, Chris jumps back in on the Coachella discussion with a question for ya: y'boring? y'cuda? or are y'dult?. Also discussed: Inspirational Instgram posts, Lil Uzi Vert and his Marilyn Manson necklace, backhanded compliments, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash. Learn more about you...
Apr 17, 2017•49 min•Ep. 12
Wowie, first ever 11th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the guy getting dragged off that United Airlines flight. Also discussed: Coachella, Stagecoach, country music, Shania Twain, expensive violins, pet snakes (don't get 'em), throwing hecklers out of live shows, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Today's episode was brought to you by Square Cash. Learn more ...
Apr 10, 2017•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 11
Whoa, it's the first ever 10th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about BONDAY. #bonday is a fake day that Chris invented to describe people on social media who do nothing. Every day is Bonday for them. Also discussed: Chris's birthday and not wanting to do things for your birthday, people who say 'cha cha cha' in the middle of the birthday song, David Guetta (kind of), road trips, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #c...
Apr 03, 2017•59 min•Ep. 10
Hey babies! It's the 9th episode! Wow. In today's discussion, Chris talks about Peter Thomas, the late voice actor and narrator of Forensic Files. Also discussed: meeting Sinbad, female traffic lights, and bad commercials where people laugh whimsically. Chris also makes a pitch to Tide Detergent to let him write, direct, and star in a commercial. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...
Mar 28, 2017•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 9
