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Completely Arbortrary

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Tree advocate Casey Clapp and his tree-curious friend Alex Crowson bring you a podcast about trees and other related topics. History, culture, art, religion, science... trees affect and are affected by everything. Join Casey and Alex on their silly and educational journey to prove it.

Episodes

BONUS: Lord of the Tree Rings Marathon

What's up, Middle-Earthlings! Casey and I are taking a much-needed break this week, and so we present to you a hilariously massive extended edition episode that includes all three episodes of our Lord of the Tree Rings series, originally published in March of 2022. New episodes starting next week! Take care, everyone. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our sto...

Apr 10, 20254 hr 10 minEp. 120

Inside Sprout: Joy (Money Tree)

What makes you happy? Is it money? Or maybe it’s the money tree ( Pachira aquatica ). This famous houseplant is also a forest tree, so why did it become synonymous with feng shui, harmonious qi, and interior design? Then we play a new game of Happy Go Lucky! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillia...

Apr 03, 20251 hrEp. 120

Inside Sprout: Sadness (Weeping Cherry)

What makes trees weep? Perhaps the answer lies in the aptly named weeping cherry ( Prunus x subhirtella 'Pendula'). Today we talk gravitropism and why some plants just have it backward. Then, we listen to you tree-themed Beatles covers and announce the winner of THE HAT! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover ...

Mar 27, 20251 hr 17 minEp. 119

Inside Sprout: Anger (Jeffrey Pine)

What makes you angry? Is it the Jeffrey pine (𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘫𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘺𝘪)? Perhaps it’s the smell, a controversial topic among tree lovers that causes all sorts of anger. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

Mar 20, 20251 hr 11 minEp. 118

Inside Sprout: Fear (Silver Maple)

Why are we so afraid of the silver maple ( Acer saccharinum )? Perhaps because of the risk involved. In today’s episode of Inside Sprout, we discuss tree risk assessment as we ask ourselves the question: if a tree falls, and no one is around to see it, is there any risk? Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover ...

Mar 13, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 117

Inside Sprout: Disgust (Black Locust)

Welcome to Inside Sprout, a 5 part mini-series on trees that best embody and illicit our most basic human emotions. Today we start with disgust and the black locust ( Robinia pseudoacacia ). This tree is almost universally despised for its invasiveness, but has found a very important and loving niche for itself in the woodworking community. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbo...

Mar 06, 202551 minEp. 116

Ball is Life (Rubber)

Take me out to the ball game… the one where they bounce a solid rubber ( Castilla elastica ) ball between their hips. Today we take it way back for a discussion about rubber (the tree) and rubber (the substance) and an ancient ballgame that’s still played today. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Ji...

Feb 27, 202552 minEp. 115

Little Kid (Balsa)

The lightest wood there is, the balsa ( Ochroma pyramidale ) is one excited little kid. It grows fast, has ice cream cone flowers, and you can even carry it around on your shoulders! But what gives this tree the ability to grow in such a famous way? Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthol...

Feb 20, 202547 minEp. 114

The Chipko Movement (Banj Oak)

In the second part of our eco-feminism series, we discuss the Chipko movement, a practical manifestation of eco-feminist ideologies out of India. Author/activist Vandana Shiva makes an appearance, as does the Banj oak ( Quercus leucotrichophora). Then, we play a medieval edition of the Slang Game. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional re...

Feb 13, 20251 hr 4 minEp. 113

Parent Earth (Sitka Spruce)

What makes a tree innately "feminine"? We can't explain it, but we can roughly explain eco-feminism, and how it affects our opinions of, and behaviors toward, Mother Nature and the sitka spruce ( Picea sitchensis ). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....

Feb 06, 202554 minEp. 112

Low-Hanging Fruit (Jaboticaba)

Oh, what fun is the jaboticaba ( Plinia cauliflora ) with it’s curiously growing fruit. Learn about this tree before diving headlong into a discussion about temperate vs. tropical fruit! Who be will victorious? Then, we have not one but TWO taste tests! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Bar...

Jan 30, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 111

Clickbait Tree (Walking Palm)

The tree that walks! (not really) The walking palm ( Socratea exorrhiza ) is beloved by Tik-Tok clickbait content creators for its astounding ability to “walk”. But is its fame a double-edged sword? Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Po...

Jan 23, 20251 hr 3 minEp. 110

Ironheart (ʻŌhiʻa Lehua)

ʻŌhiʻa Lehua ( Metrosideros polymorpha ) is Hawaii's most populous tree, and perhaps its most adaptable! For a tree that grows on literal lava flows, this tree has no shortage of interesting qualities that make it one of the most fascinating trees we've ever discussed! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover ar...

Jan 16, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 109

Artificial Instemination (Florida Torreya)

Happy 2025! Let’s start with a tree so out of time and place that it’s suffering the most endangered situation of any conifer in the world. Then, we play a game that teaches you how to avoid non-tree conversations. Welcome to Season 8. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Ave...

Jan 09, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 108

SEEDPOD: Whittlin' with Justin Davies

Today we whittle spoons alongside woodworking gem Justin Davies, and hear about Justin's dos-and-dont's while carving, how he got into the hobby, and where it's taking him next! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Jan 02, 20251 hr 10 minEp. 107

Christmas in Australia (Moodjar)

Merry Christmas! Let’s gather ‘round the Moodjar ( Nuytsia floribunda ). But look out, this fascinating tree has a few quirks that make it an expert parasite. Then we play a game, The Mood Jar! See you 2025. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See P...

Dec 26, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 106

Myrrh & (Frankincense)

Only two wise men showed up. But, good news: they brought frankincense ( Boswellia sacra ) and myrrh ( Commiphora myrrha ), two storied plants known for their seemingly endless beneficial properties and their role in the legend of the birth of Jesus. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Bartho...

Dec 19, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 105

That Hummock Life (Gumbo-Limbo)

The gumbo-limbo ( Bursera simaruba ) is living that hummock life, and loving every minute of it. This resiliant tree stays low to the ground and says “who cares” to hurricanes, making it a stalwart, understated addition to upland subtropical climes. Then we discuss what happens when billionaires want a better view. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store ...

Dec 12, 202459 minEp. 104

Worm! Worm! Worm! (Yellow Birch)

In an episode heavy with rants and strong opinions, we discuss the yellow birch ( Betula alleghaniensis ). Leafblowers, giant earthworms, and birches all collide in this dense episode of Completely Arbortrary. Then, we answer a question about the most satisfying falling leaves. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website...

Dec 05, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 103

Yerba-maté (Gourd Herb)

Would you like a cup of tea? Try the gourd herb ( Ilex paraguariensis ), a tropical tree famous for its massive contribution to the world of drinkables. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ...

Nov 28, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 102

Life Goes On (Curlleaf Mountain-Mahogany)

Life goes on... and on... and on... for the curlleaf mountain-mahogany ( Cercocarpus ledifolius ). What can we learn from this long-lived, tough-as-nails tree? Then, we take a listener question about fallen trees! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals...

Nov 21, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 101

A Place for Everything (Keteleeria)

In the second of our “odd Pine family distant cousins” we talk Keteleeria ( Keteleeria davidiana ), and the perfect pocket of China where this and many other species call home. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

Nov 14, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 100

Larchy Bark and the Trunky Bunch (Golden-Larch)

In this episode, we explore the golden-larch ( Pseudolarix amabilis ), a unique member of the pine family that feels a bit like the “weird cousin at the Pine family picnic.” Once native to the Arctic, this deciduous conifer now grows exclusively in specific regions of China, adapting over millennia to its new home. We also dive into a listener question about variegated leaves and why some plants sport these striking patterns. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex C...

Nov 07, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 99

NOT A MANGO, DO NOT EAT (Sea-Mango)

WARNING: This is not a mango. Do not eat this non-mango, this Lord of Lies, this Great Deceiver, for it is the sea-mango ( Cerbera manghas ) and it absolutely will kill you. The story is a little more complicated, however, as this tree provides an undeniably invaluable resource... but is it worth the risk? Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find addi...

Oct 31, 202459 minEp. 98

Stung By Thirty Wasps (Giant Stinging Tree)

In this episode, we explore Australia’s infamous giant stinging tree ( Dendrocnide moroides ) and its neurotoxic hairs that cause agonizing pain. How fun(?)! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...

Oct 24, 20241 hrEp. 97

Parenchyma Schmarenchyma (Boojum Tree)

Join us as we get weird with the Boojum tree ( Fouquieria columnaris ), a quirky desert oddball with some fascinating parenchyma. Plus, Casey reads an interminably long Lewis Carroll poem that gave this tree its name. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Van...

Oct 17, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 96

The 𝘹 Files (Munz Oak)

Join us on a mysterious journey through time to discuss the Munz oak ( Quercus x munzii ), a curious hybrid of UNKNOWN ORIGIN! Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https...

Oct 10, 202458 minEp. 95

Sitting Under a (Western Sycamore)

Join us for an afternoon chat under this gorgeous Western sycamore ( Platanus racemosa ) and hear about what Casey and Alex and reflecting on lately. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...

Oct 03, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 94

Dam! (China-Fir)

Dam! Let’s talk about them, and about the China-fir ( Cunninghamia lanceolata ) and the ingenious agroforestry methods of the Kam people of China. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find additional reading on our website Cover art by Jillian Barthold Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

Sep 26, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 93

SEEDPOD: Alie Ward from OLOGIES

The Fabulous, Funny, Smart, and Warm woman we all love, ALIE WARD graces the podcast today. We can hardly believe it. Alie was a very important part of the early success of Completely Arbortrary and we forever admire her! Among many other job titles, Alie is the host and creator of Ologies ! Please enjoy. Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson Support the pod and become a Treemium Member Follow along on Instagram Find Arbortrary merch on our store Find addit...

Sep 19, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 92