Hey, listen coming a Cookok Podcast Episode four. O weeight. I'm Brando. I'm here with Ryan. We're back for our fifth Merry Fistmas episode now in our theme. So ho ho ho Ryan, We're back for yet another whirlwind adventure. How you doing? We are back. What is going down? Whole bunch is going down. We're back for our fifth Merry Fistmas, the Grueling Christmas, the tradition. Here on CCO. We've got wine and egg nog outside. You got your festive Christmas sweater on? I forgot mine?
That is hideous. Also, oh yeah, and you know that if you're watching on YouTube, which is should be you because Joe works really hard to get us. I think good. I think he's been making you red now because it's the season. I like that. Also, it's the color of rage, yes, which we will talk about today because we are playing a dirty stink and rotten eggro pound face double damage and also combo deck. What else would we be doing for Mary Fistmas. We're gonna tell you all
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Ay, everything's fricking expensive everywhere on the planet right now, and the exchange rate is shit. Yeah, so if you live not here, you can get stuff from here for less money than usual. Yes, and you get a discount on that in addition. Yeah, that's the first reason everything's important. You better get a discount on the stuff that you're gonna buy. Second thing, it's freaking Christmas. You're giving Christmas presents to your friend's family loved
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this because we actually have a spice calculate for today's episode. We haven't done one of those in a long time. Jesus like a spice rum calculator. Yeah, we're gonna do that. So the first one is a thank you too, machine gun Jimmy. Oh yeah, I love that guy. He went over to coffee dot Com slash Commander cookout and uh pledged a couple bucks to uh my uncle Brando a beer. Oh thanks man. He lives in Alaska. Yes, I'm betting that all of the beer in Alaska is frozen.
And he's like, Wow, somebody's got to drink it. We're gonna give some. I'll bet it's good though, sure, probably tastes like iceberg water. And what else do they have in Alaska? Whales, penguins, bears, bears, whales and bears. And Bob Ross doesn't live there because he's dead, yes, but he was from there. Well there we go. Well we're gonna have some Bob Ross beers or something. They just got like afro hair in them all gross this afro hair or a pube's authentic Bob
Ross? Where did they source it from? You to water? Know? Can you imagine if they made an alcohol was just a famous guy in the barrel and then they just made the booze around the body and like tequila with like worms in it, you know, yeah, except it's a person and like everybody, oh, all, this is so funny. It's got like
Matthew Perry in it. This is this is hilarious. And then it turns out that the whole thing like that friends rum, it turns out and actually had Matthew Perry and the barrel the whole time and all the like friends simps that like bought it and kept it and like Dragon's people who buy bathwater from camgirls. Yeah exactly, except you don't know, so like you can't even make tea out of it. So the trick is you got to buy their bathwater and some of their underwear and then you make tea. I don't know.
I don't know why. I know that we exist on the Internet, and things that happen on the Internet are on the Internet. That's true, aware of them sometimes. Yes, Okay, I have another patron that we have to thank. Okay, and you knew who this was from screen name I did. I was gonna make fun because it's got a one at the end, indicating that somebody else had that name before he got it. Make fun of him so hard. But you know who this is. I do
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And it's going to be great. And Ben's a good guy. I'm not sure why I think he calls himself that because he was in like a car rollover and the car like rolled down an embankment going on to an overpass, and like he had to have one of those cones, yes, and then he had like the those halo halo stars on his head. He was wearing the halo the first day I met him. Really, did he look like a robot? No, he just rolled in. He just looked like a
guy in a halo. And I was like working with my buddy Dan, and I was like, hey, damn, look at this fucking guy. And it's like, yeah, that's my brother. Man. He was just in a car accident. I told you about it and yeah, that's my brother. I was like, oh damn it, oh shit, oh yeah yeah, maybe he's still gone and he can wear it on side. Do they let you keep that stuff like they make the buy your own crutches? Do you think they do buy your own head brace? You know what?
He's frick man wheelchair lit. I guess we shouldn't complain because you know, freaking healthcare and stuff. But you you know, you gon't get surgery like you gon't get like spinal cord surgery, and it's free, it doesn't cost you nothing. But then they're like, yeah it's twenty four bucks or crutches broke? Yeah, well you need a wheelchair? Oh oh yeah five grand. That's a nice car you got there. You want to trade the keys in for this wheelchair that you need? Yes? Yeah, oh Canada right
yeah yeah. Wow. Still we can't complain, Yeah, well we can and we do, and we should and we do, yeah, we do. Everything can always be better, even if there's somebody out there doing it worse. That doesn't mean that we're doing it the best, which means we can be better. Yes, yes, seem to improve. Speaking of better, okay, speaking of better you're talking about the Matthew Perry ice wine or whatever. What do they make in a barrel? What what do they age
in? Well, hey, I was gonna say, speaking of better, better than the Matthew Perry ice wine is pile of bones. I wanted to mention because we mentioned Sidewalk Slam. They are the official sponsors, and we do enjoy drinking that beer. You should drink it too. Ram is in a barrel, yes, okay, and stuff, Yeah, there we go. And and you can flavor beer with old whiskey barrels and they do that
at but they'd probably dump out whatever is in the barrel. Yes, yes, so you wouldn't be able to get any like physical Matthew Perry drippings in your beer. Yes, gravy man, this is some Jeffrey dahmership we're getting. Ye're like a true crime broadcast now broadcast broadcast, Yes, and a and a progressive rock band podcast. Pro asked, oh man, we're on it today? It is okay speaking on it. We've got I want to call it last Week's Winter. But at this point we have no idea.
Who knows, who knows? Who guessed what? Who? A show is out this person either guessed the twelfth Doctor and Clara Oswald or O'Har axonil or what else? Did it was the twelfth Doctor? Was it? Was it the last one? It was the twelfth Doctor? Because I know who this is this winter yep, how do you know? You seen it? I know who it is. You you tell them who it is and then I'll tell you. I think I know who it is too, but I got to read it because I can. I just see it and recognize that the
word. I don't know what the word is. I think I even know. Hey, we're pretty good at this, Like Western Canadians in terms of language and reading other languages, we're pretty good at this. All right, Okay, this is Ohn eight five six zero. That is Japanese, believe it or not for five color mono white angel errant. Ah. I knew it was a five color mono white angel errant. And I know that he can speak some Japanese or all, oh some, I think it's closer to
all. And here's why I think that. One he's an astronaut and they're super smart. And two he's going to Japan with a bunch of his buddies in a couple of weeks. It's gonna beat it over Christmas in New Year's Yeah, it super Well, maybe you need to see him for longer, so it like builds up to that also as of like today, the physical today that we are living in temporarily. Right now, he's playing in like
the store championship event for playing standard at our local game. Oh do you think he's gonna get one of those Saluran of Mini Colors promos that I need from my Lord of the Rings collection. I mean, it's possible I need one of those, any goods. Yeah, he's playing an established deck, but we couldn't cobble together all the cards he needed, so we had to throw in some like metagame tech, so hopefully that'll that'll serve him. Well. Oh good, and he's playing red, so you know it's good.
I've lend him some solfims and some some kind of Chandra that copy spells. I don't know what the hell, but oh, man, sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing. Sounds like a yeah, man, sounds like he's trying to play commander. A lot of things that cost six I was lending that guy. Yeah, yeah, so okay, we talked about sidewalk slam. We thank the business daddies and the beer daddies. That's what I'm
calling them now. Sure we uh beer uncle, the beer buncle. We gave away a booster pack or a pack of magic whatever mon a white five color angel Aaron wants. Probably, probably you'll get a booster pack at the LGS and you'll give it to him. I could do that. You could do that. But anyways, we have a deck we do and I like, I don't know, give him a read. This is this is sent in our fifth grueling Christmas, the first, the first one that isn't something
that you've put together, right I think? So, yeah, I'm letting somebody else do it because I was way too busy to build one this early in the season. Yes, yeah, we are again recording in advance. Okay, so this is t megor magnum p pbr Oh, that's our homie from Norway, Swede, Sweden, Sweden. I knew that they were from some kind of Norwegian country. Yes, some of the country were the head of where all the countries together looked like the head of a boat. What
is that area called Scandinavia. Scandinavia. There we go I can never remember that word, and I have already forgotten that word. There you go, the name of this commander, however, is it's squish first born of guss ass, not clothes, but everybody wish firstborn of GISs ass. Yes, sounds like kiss ass, That's what I say. The joke got it exactly, and her mama's on the card. But roll over that goddamn whatever that is. Yeah, anyway, it's squish. Is it two three with haste
for red and green? Whenever it enters the battlefield, you may pay two. When you do target dinosaur, you control those dams, damage you will to its power to another arg creature. Okay, so when it's quint, it's squish. It's squish enters the battlefield. Yes, we pay two. When we do target dinosaur, we control deals damage equal dude's power to another target creature. So flavorfully. Here's what's happening. Because this guy's kind of
a funny haircut, and he's kind of got a weird looking bod. Like I don't like to body shame people, but like, really look at this dude, right, you're looking at the alt art. He's got like a weird paunch and like loose skin like he's real saggy. It looks like he's wearing a vest but it's made out of skin, like he lost a bunch of weight, but like it's hit. Yeah he was good. Yeah, I mean if he probably got surgery to lose weight that fast, he's really
needs surgery now to tighten up his skin. Okay, surgery into surgery anyway, Well, his mom's queen of the dinosaurs, like, he's probably got some money yet, right, Yeah, So anyways, so he pops into the field the area, and everyone's ah, like that loser, and another dinosaur like comes out of the forest and punches that guy in the face just dust. Yes for making fun of the like funny looking little guy. Yes, he's like, I'm gonna tell my mom on you. My dad's gonna
beat you up. That's what he says. Yes, And then since he doesn't know who his dad is, because Ksha gets around, the other one's the whatever his dad is that week comes out and tell her that he no, no, I shan't, I shan't be doing that. And you know what, I don't judge her for it anyway, she's got it. She's an autonomous, independent female I'm not gonna tell her what to do, dude, whatever she wants a right, I mean, it's squished. Could have
a father figure, we don't know. Maybe he has many father figures and that's okay too, he's got him. Let's see here we've got. Are we gonna start doing stuff? Seventeen father figures in this deck? Well, here's the thing. We've got tam Mager's deck, and I want to say it's separated. Or we can go down three kind of lines with this deck. We can do the dinosaur aggro thing that dinosaurs are wont to do, which is pretty good. Just hit people like for seven every time you attack
with each individual creature you control, yep, which is a lot. That's fine. When you have six or seven creatures. You could do some kind of like like I don't know, mid range long game kind of burn where you build up, build up, build up, and then boom casts maybe two or three spells in a turn to deal like a one hundred damage. And that's just like playing the control game, staying alive and then killing everybody all at once, yep. Or we can just dirty stink and roten frickin
infinite combo in a couple different ways. Yes, So this deck is going to do all three of those things. And it's got this little thing called a two man of commander, which is always more powerful than people think. The people never give them enough credit. No, no, no no. And you know what, before we switch to cards, when we've got it separated into custom categories, we've got claimed territories. There's forty one of them that is the land. Plus that's the Man of Rock. So I'm gonna
go over the Man of Rocks real quick here. Or like the ramp, we've got a bunch of land. Then we've got a wild growth, rampant growth, utopia, sprawl. Those are like enchabmine to make your things. Yeah, tap for more. Yeah, except for ramp at growth. But everybody knows that soul ring. Uh. And that's kind of it. Because we've got a couple other things in different categories that are gonna help us make mana. Yes, so not a whole ton of ramp for a dinosaur deck,
but ramp is for losers anyway. There's a bunch of things that are important to the strategy that don't cost lots of mana. Yeah, and with it, it's with it'squish combo. As long as you have a couple two, three, or four drops, you don't need lots of mana. It's just gonna happen. Yeah, so let's kick over to cards and then we'll go to uh, maybe we'll start with the dinosaurs. Hey, I agree,
Okay, we'll start with the dinosaurs. Okay. Our dinosaurs today are arranged according to price, starting with the cheapest all the way up to the most priciest. So starting with the cheapest d Daddy, we got earth Shaker, dreadm bro. This card's good. This is a fairly decent car, and it's kind of like a like an evolution of a meme. Hey,
because dreadmall Colossus or whatever, Colossal Dreadmark, Colossal Dreadma. Anyways, this is six six ver six or trample enters about a draw card for each dinosaur you control, each other dinosaur you control. Yeah, so if he's the only one who don't do shit. Yeah, but remember we got its squish. We got like three and four and five drop dinosaurs. If we go
the dinosaur beat face route, this guy's gonna draw like four cards. That's pretty good for a six to six trampler yand you have a six six trampler at the end of it as well. Speaking of three drop dinosaurs, we have a death Gorge scavenger cool art on this guy. He looks mean. That's when you find a dead body and you're like, look at the butt and you're like, I'm gonna full ass, and then you think, no, I'm better than that, and no, this guy don't. He doesn't
care anybody makes fun of them. He'll eat them too, fair enough. Yeah, he's a three two for three. When he attacks, you may exile cards from your graveyard. If a creature card is exiled this way, you gain two life. If a non creatures exiled this way, he gets plus one until end of turn. Creature from an opponent or creature from a graveyard a graveyard, yeah, sorry, creature gain life, not creature get big. Yeah. Rampaging raptor, this is a good one. It's a
four drop dinosaur. So we went three into four right after we did the earth Shaker dreadmon right, sure, so four four for four trample haste already good? You can pay red two. He gets plus two until end of turn. When he deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target, planes, walker that player controls, or battle. But oh yeah, nobody have you. I read that part in my head and then just didn't even reach you have a single battle in any deck you currently
own. I don't, but I have played against a few. I have two I've got to I've got one that I'm gonna cut as soon as I find a card that does three damage to all creatures. That's Foil. And then the other one I have because I don't have a the ultimatum, the search creature ultimatum, uh, Finale of devastation. I don't have one of those in Foil for EV so I played you play the the when it when it flips you search, oh etb search, and then flips into like an
eight seven. All your guys deal damages, they're not blocked. That's the one, the one right that's a dinosaur, isn't it? Maybe I think it is. I don't know who knows battles never who can say exactly. I've never seen the other side before Legal Behemoth. That is, if you're the monarch, all your manna Ken has double yes, and when he comes into play, you become the monarch. Sure five five or six trample Is this ancient imperious sor that's a hell of a picture, that is it?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I play this one. I this is this is a good card. Okay, so this is six six for seven, which sounds terrible. Trample Ward two Ancient imperior story enters a battlefield with two plus one plus one counters for each creature that convoked it, and it gots convoke. So if you have seven guys convoke this, it's a thirteen thirteen trample Ward two. It's more than that. Oh yeah, it's way more than that. If you have seven guys, it'd be a twenty twenty trample
Ward two. H Yes, that's what I meant. That's that's fine, you know what. That's just fine. That's you know what. I'm gonna convoke this guy with what fricking vehicles that are creatures? That's terrible, terrible use of my vehicles. Anyways, death missed raptor d missed raptor do not google d missed. This is a three to three death touch. Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up. Who cares? It's a three three for three megamore, I'm not even kid. It's Okay, so it's a
it's a five to five for eighty seven. Yeah for one hundred. Yeah, Bakla and Ydaro, this is an ape dinosaur turtle and they're covering around their bases with them. Great your yeah, buddy, seven to seven, seven to seven for seven. When it enters the battlefield, choose one. It gains trample and haste until end of turn. That's fine, that's fine. It fights target creature you don't control, also fine, Yeah, probably gonna win that fight because it's an ape dinosaur turtle or not. Or those
are the two choices. Yes, you do one of those two things. Yes, you could also pay gruel and two and discard it, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment, shovel Cochla and Yudaro into your library, then draw card. That's neat. I think that's good because you get the card back. You gotta pay four, but you get the card back.
There's a hypothetical possibility that you could just draw it again, yes, or or search for it again if you need it as a removal spell like like a fight spell, or another a card destroying enchantment spell right like basically kills everything but land it kills players, it kills creatures, it kills enchantments, it kills artifact, it does everything. What if they got artifact land? What's dead now? Yeah? See did the synod no more? How Thrasta
tempests roar, oh bro I almost built this. I almost built this deck. So it's a seven seven for twelve. I like it already costs three less for each spell you've cast this turn, so it's like got like storm costs three less. Right. Trample haste trample over planes walkers. So if it f's up a planes walker, the extra damage f's up that plans walker's little buddy. Yeah. I wish tramp would just work like that, but it don't. Anyways, Thrasta roar hexproof as long as you cast it,
as long as it etb this turn. I don't play Galta than this, like old Galta, like the twelve twelve for two. Yes, because this one seems like a lot of work. This one does. But remember, if we're comboing with its squish, this is gonna cost green green and it has haste. I guess that's hate, all right. Classic dinosaurs Next,
the next three of them ripjaw raptor uh if it's Dell damaged. Draw card four five for four Runic Armosaur. Whenever an opponent activates an ability of a creature or land that isn't a manability draw card two five for three Topieri Stomper, Oh bro, I play this one too. I play this one too. Four four for three with vig enters a battlefield, get a land, put it on the battlefield, tapped, can't attack unless you got seven or more lands. Don't care. I crew vehicles with it. Now we have
this tranquil from this classic dude Tranq will thrill back. Oh, I like this is that's real. That's a hard one to say. I'm happy with what I said. Okay, three three for three. There look at all these cheap dinosaurs. Yeah, I'm I'm liking the trend of cheaper dinosaurs to actually have an early in mid game and then beat face with big dinosaurs or combo lake game man. When I was trading these things into the store,
they were like twenty five cents another three bucks. Trank will thrill back three to three for three dinosaur when it enters the battlefield, you may pay green up to three times. When you pay this cost one or more times. Choose up to that many of these things okay, okay, destroy tart artifactor enchantment sick, okay, exile target player's entire graveyard. Sure, gain four life, don't care. This guy's at three three for five, get a
graveyard. Get an artifactor enchantment that's really good? Yes, like get two things and a three three for five mana, it's not bad that this card's good. Good because versatility right, versatility is usually good. Versa frillity versa thrillity. Oh yeah, tranquill versa frillity. Wayward sword tooth, way we SORTI toothy? Oh, this is the this is the one I wanted from the pre show. Yes, if anybody's got one of these, your good
friend Ryan would love to receive it as a Christmas present. It's like three bucks, but the couple places I frequent, the place I haunt o a stock Yeah. Yeah, it's a five to five for three plan. Addition to land on each of your turns, can't attacker blocklans to have the city's blessing, which means, at some point while this is in play, you have to have ten permanence sure easy rampaging ferocied on three three players can't gain
life menace for three. Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, raging ferocied On deals one damage to that creature's controller. I think it's a badass. I thought this is a non whatever. Another non whatever. Another creature enters the battlefield. Oh yeah, it's a non bow with some of our stuff. It's a non bow with our combo. Yes, no, it is non bow with our combo. Yes is that possible, yes, yes, yes, we've done it, Yes we have. I've heard this. Next one
is on the chopping block in an eternal format. That isn't commander trumpeting Carnasaur. It sounds like my ass. I was just gonna make an ass joke. Yeah, yeah, carnosaur. Yeah, it's sore, all right, and it's trumpeting, also trumpeting, kind of sore, trumpeting, very sore. And Bernie, okay, this is a six man a dinosaur seven to six trampler. You can go red to discard it to deal three damage to a creature or planes walker, so it's removal and when it enters the battlefield,
discover five. That is like Cascade, but if you don't want but if you don't want to cast the thing. You can put it in your hand. It's dead, yes, yes, so you when this ETBs, you reveal cards from the top of your library to reveal a five drop or less, and you can cast it without paying its manocost. This a new ability. If you don't want to cast it, it goes into your hand, you draw it and probably you'll hit another dinosaur or something. So this
is like a two for one dinosaur. Right, I should play this guy with a cascade deck. How come I don't. I don't know because he doesn't cascade. He's nine bucks. I don't want to spend that much money. A tally primal conqueror. Oh, this is like one of the number one commanders apparently of all year this year. This is a seven to seven for seven Tramski Elder Dinosaur, and when he enters the battlefield, each player exiles cards from the top of their life until they exile a non land card.
You may cast any number of spells from the cards exiled this way without paying their manecosts need, So it's like a four for one, three for one and three for one, and then you can play nine and two Life to flip him over into an eleven eleven trampling indestructible with I believe that's some kind of shitty infect right, Uh, yeah, he'll he'll do toxic damage to you to in the form of eleven toxics. Yes, and you would
get to Yeah, you get eleven point oh no. Yeah. When he deals combat damage to a player, they get that many poison, that many poison counters. Here he does damage and poison counters. Yes, unlike those bitch ass infect cards. Last dinosaur is the bone Hoard. Dracosare five point five flying first strike for five twenty eight dollars. At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards in your library. You may play them this turn. Sure, if you exile the Land card this way, create
a three to one red dinosaur creached. If you exceled non land card this way, create a treasure that's pretty good. So if you get a Land, you get a three one so you still get paid off. If you've already played Land, this turn to cast this guy. Yep, right, and if you get a non Land you're just ramping. And at this point in the world, Ryan said it was twenty eight bucks. That's for regular or foil. Thank you collector boosters. There we go, what sections would
we move? Let's through the removal these stuff next, do we have any of that? Yeah, well we've got predatory advantage. So this is like assert dominance. That's the removal stuff. Ass hurt. Oh yeah, ass hurt dominance. Let's do that ass hurt dominance. We're gonna start with Bone Crusher Giant. Not a dinosaur, but you can stomp on his adventure. It's an instant for red one deals damage can't be prevented, and it deals to damage to any target. Then when you cast him, he's a four
to three for three. When Bone Crusher Giant becomes a target of a speller ability, he deals to damage to that spells controller. This is important for two reasons. One, it's a pretty big dude that can do blocking and punching. But also the damage can't be prevented. This turn can really sneak around some of those little fog nice all out no test protection. Oh even better, it gets around that doesn't doesn't doesn't it say? Your life total
can't change? Oh, your life total can't change. It gives you protection from everything which would prevent damage, but your life total can't change. Can your life total change in everybody lives? Or does that say players can't lose plant he just can't lose frick Well, you could, but you can take damage. I don't think so you mustn't be able to. Oh man, Well, either way, Bone Crush or Giant is sneaky and very good.
Next up, cinder Vines. Oh, I was gonna say next up is like your favorite card, but that's a couple of cards from Give Give Cindervines. A read. Cinder Vines is an enchantment for red and two. Whenever an opponent cast a non creature spell, it deals one damage to them, and you can pay one and sacke to destroy target artifact or enchantment and it deals two damage to that permanence controller. This is fine, this is good. Yes, it's an enchantment though, so it's like it's doing it's doing
like a bunch of stuff that that enchantments don't just do it. And then we've got chaos Warp that's a removal spell. And then we go what else we've got for regular stuff? Blasphemous act, Oh baby, we're card that. We'll come back to that one and vandal blast. Yep, those are regular things. We have a smoke. It's a new one. Each creature can only okay, so here's here's the old school text from like Revised. Each player can only untap one creature during his or her untap step. And
it's an enchantment for red red, so you can untap one guy. It seems strange in a deck like this, but it's pretty good. It costs red red. So you play it on two and it shuts off like multiple manodorcs, and it shuts off early game commander beats, it shuts off just general attacks. It shuts off token strategies. And as someone who's actually played this card before, I'm here to tell you they will remove this. Yes, you will not be held under this for a long time. Somebody will
kill it for you, guaranteed. One of my favorite cards ever, baby in Decimate, it's a sorcery for red and Green and two. It's a sorcery says destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land. You know what's my favorite thing? Because you need four targets for this to resolve. What's that? Okay, so you cast Decimate on my creature.
That's the thing that you target is my creature. I have a creature, like a different creature or a disenchant and I target in response the enchantment that you targeted. So now you don't have four legal targets and your spell doesn't resolve. That's sucking. That's some greenchy shit right there. Doesn't it do as much as it can in order, because that's how searing Blaze worked. Not this one. This one's like hex. If you don't got six
creatures, you're hext sucky heck and hex deckon decimate. Just hey, quick, real quick. Everybody lives. All creatures gain hexproof and indestructible, and turn players gain xproof Telende Turned players can't lose life. Frick. Anyways, here we go, City on fire, City on fire. Okay, this is red red red five geez, Uncle Brando likes it already. I do convoke though. Okay, so each guy you got like makes it cost less.
You guys turn into manadorcs for this. If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals trip Ski almost said double triple that damage. So here's here's what I'm gonna say. We're combo deck. If we're going infinite, why do we need double infinite that doesn't make sense, but sometimes just want to hit somebody with squish Man. That's his
new name, squish Man. If we're not going infinite, we're going dinosaur beat, or if we have future all stars that we're going to showcase in this deck. Yes, sometimes doing six or eight or twelve is better than doing two. Yes, when you're not going infinite. Correct. Okay, so we'll just have to keep this in mind. This is a science math fact from CCO. Six or eight or twelve or twenty, all those numbers bigger than two. Yes. Important. The next out we have a pyroblast.
Yeah, counters are green or a whatever. I'm not sure we've played spiteful band to treat Oh no, what I want to? I want to Okay. Enchantment This is another enchantment that does like non enchantment kind of things. It's very strange enchantment for red red X when it enters a battlefield that deals x damage to each creach. So it's kind of like an earthquake. Yeah, it's a sweeper exactly an earthquake. Yep, well not an earthquake,
but you know what I mean. Whenever one or more creatures your opponent's controlled die, you create a treasure token disability triggers only once each turn. See so now we've seen that they're willing to print that on cards from Lord of the Rings. Yes, why didn't they put it on Orchestral Masters, Orkie B. Yeah? Why did they put it on this and not Orchestra bowl Masters? Why did Orchestra bowl Masters get a super sweet extended art piece
whereas this one's like the top of a guy's head and a bridge. The scene version not for good. It is the worst. They look good when you put them all together. It looks kind of like a Renaissance painting. It sure does. And then when you take out the spiteful banditry part to play, it looks like a piece of crap. Seed Time, Seed Time, Play seed time only during your turn. Well that's the only time I ever play instance because I'm good at me. Oh man, I suck.
I always mention it too, I say, Oh, I guess I'll play this instant during my main phase because I'm an idiot. Okay, green one take an extra turn after this one if an opponent played a blue spell this turn, So if they counter your shit, you own them. Yes, Yes, it's pretty specific. I don't know why that card's in here, because it's awesome. Okay, so that's a eight fifty for that card. Look at the foil price eighty nine ninety ninety dollars because it's from Judgment.
Judgment foils baby. Now everybody should remember this guy. We talked about him a little while ago in O hair Asenil O hair ass Anal four four for four God Trampski. If a red source you control would deal an amount of damage less than O hair ass Anal's power to an opponent, that source deals damage equal to O hair ass Anal's power instead. So with non combat damage less than four will deal four. We'll have to see if we're doing any combat damage if we do bigger than him. Also, if he dies,
you return him to the battlefield transformed. He's a land. You can transform him back, like when when you can like pay the man. Interesting thing I realized the other day. The land is not legendary. Nope, So like if you play one in it, you could use him as a ramp spell. If you have two of them, you could play him, use him a little bit and then clone him and like kill the real one and it would turn into a land and then you still have him because you got
your clone. Oh man, you can clone to ramp. Yes. Oh, and then and then if your clone him eats shit, you can just flip the Temple of Power back over and do it again. That's fantastic. Do you please tell me you do that? I'm my plan too soon as mine comes in the mail, I plan to do or did you get it from Fusion Gaming online dot com using CCO summer to save five percent? I certainly did, sir. Fantastic. So we've talked giant dinosaurs, We've talked
about some like other stuff. Now we're gonna talk about finding or abusing some of that other stuff. Yes. In a predatory advantage section, we're gonna start with our one tutor for the deck in reckless handling. Search your library for an artifact, reveal it, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard at random. If an artifact was discarded this way, you deal
too damage to EA opponent. So essentially what that says is pay two, shuffle your library, put your best art of in fact into your graveyard due two to something. Hey, remember we're doing triple damage. Saheli's lattice two mana sounds dirty. Yes, I'm interested. It's like fish nets and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or anyways, when it enters a battlefield, you can discard a card if you do draw two, and you can craft with other dinosaurs to I don't know, it turns into a giant.
It turns into a giant four For all that it's big, leness is equal to the dinosaurs that you got. Sure we're using it to draw cards. Thrill of Possibility card draw faithless looting car draw Golden Argacy. Ooh, this is a vehicle three six or four crew one Golden Argacy attacks our argosy ourgosi, our ghosi. Sure one of the attacks exile each creature that crewded it. This turn return them to the battlefield under their owner's control at the next end step. Oh, we would x X exile is it? What do
we call them? Squish mint squishman. We exile squishment And when he comes back, we pay two so he can damage somebody. And then you get that trumpeting carnosaur again and you can discover five. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, that works, that works, butt cock. But I knew you're gonna sit. It's still funny butt cock is get this a rare artifact from Betrayers Nope, Champions of Camagala. Oh this card, I bet you it's fricking good. I have like a bunch of these that are cigarette smoke stained
on the edges with those little black hand gunk marks. I have many of this card that I bought in a collection artifact for four. At the beginning of each player's up keep, that player returns a permanent they control to their hand unless they pay two life. We return squish mit, yes, so we can cast it again and restart our combo if we had it on the battlefield and just got value out of it. But then, oh hey, look at we drew our combo piece. I guess so I'm gonna return it
to my hand so I can combo. Now that's what this is for. We have an eternal witness e wit that gets our artifact back from our reckless handling nor in the wary special in Genesis Chamber. We'll wait until you see the next card. Whenever a non creature enters about sorry, a non token creature enters a battlefield, we get a one to one mere artifact creature token. Oh man and and you boy, Nor in the Wary, Nor in the Wary. Whenever a player plays a spell, nor in exiles and he
comes back at the end to turn. Or whenever a creature attacks. Yes, oh man Nor in the Weary, yep, Goblin engineer. That gets us an artifact back from our graveyard, and it also gets one into your bin. It searches your library, puts it into the bin. Then you can switch one to the thing. It's cool. Yes, this actually lets us turn like our butt cock or our golden argo see into a couple combo pieces that we're gonna get into in a minute. Beast Whisperer, the creature
etb's draw card very important to draw our hole deck. When we combo cast a creature, ah, we will cast. You'll see sort of hearth and home. Oh this was a weird one. I thought like, is this just a value hearth and home? But it blinks. Oh yeah, okay. So whenever equip creature does combat damage to a player, xil up to one target creature you own, then search your library for a basic land card. Put those you put it on a trumpeting carnosaur. Swing for nine,
get a land blanket. Just discover five yeah, that works. Or asp squish enters the battlefield, pay to your dinosaur deal seven to something and it gets in there, and maybe he'll do more than seven, because we have a soulfim Mayhem Dominus that is a creature double damager, right, and you can go for Exian red for Excian red discard two cards, pay one to put an indestructible counter on him. Yes, and it doubles your non combat damage. Very important. We're gonna get there and when the last one is
roaming throne. Hey, this is a new card too, very topical. Ward two ETBs choose creature type, but we would probably choose dinosaurs. In this case. It's a dinosaur in addition to being a golum. And if a trigger ability of a dinosaur you controls triggers, it triggers twice. Now, so with like we'll keep using trumpeting carnosaur. I wond why it's bence you get to discover five twice. Yes, but if Squishmitt does, would you not have to pay the two twice because it gives you two opportunities to
pay two. Whenever squish Midt of Gishath enters the battlefield, you may pay two. So that would trigger two times, so you you could pay the two twice. Yes, but you'd have to pay four, and then you could fight twice. You don't pay two and fight twice. Yeah, it's not fight, it's just still dawna, you know what I mean? Yeah? Yeah. What's great is it turns like your medium dinosaurs, like your
three threes into six damage, right if you pay four? Oh, if we have soulfim and roaring thing, yes, but I guess I guess it would turn it into twelve. Then if we had double damage, double triggers, but six damage for yeah, yes, you'd have to pay twice. That also counts your round paging ferocidons. Whenever a creature comes into play, you're gonna take two. It also counts ripjaw raptor though and runic armosaurs. You're gonna draw two cards instead of one. Yes, and trank will frill
back. It counts. You gotta pay green, but it I know you have to pay green twice. And remember if you copy a modal spell or ability like tranq will frill back, has you copy the choice that you made as well? Just FYI, Yes, that's important stuff. Yeah, but you know what it might be important to gain eight life in this case by picking his four life thing. Because we're gonna talk about doing some damage. Oh okay, here we go, clever girl. This is how the dinosaurs
they get you. Yes, they do get you, and they get you again. And we're gonna start with Horny Cavou. Horny Cavo is probably a kavou still, I hope. So sure it's a three four for red green. When at ETBs you return a red or green creature you control to its owner's hand, I'll bet it's a beast. I'll bet it's a beast. It's probably still a kavo. Sure we have impactor. Oh creature ETBs.
It deals one damage to each opponent out post siege. Ah, same thing, no to any target if you choose dragons, right, that's when its when you choose dragons. Never a creature etb's the other way, meaning exits the battlefield. You do one damage to something. Oh, we're gonna have creatures exiting the battlefield. Don't worry, we have no one in the wary.
Yes, Whitty roast Master. Whenever another creature enters battlefield under your control, Witty roast Master deals one damage each oponent Big PERF Big Perfu, Creature enterest Battlefield under control deals two damage to each opponent, and also you can pay three and get all your guys can have big Yes, Yes, Pandemonium and warstorm Search Creature ETBs deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Each yes mana echoes mana echoes creature enters the battlefield, add any amount of colorless mana equal to the number of creatures that share a type with it. So if you have two dinosaurs, you ryan yes and ibrando play a dinosaur, you get three mana Yes. That is cool. More importantly, when I cast an assquish YEP and I have one other dinosaur, this is going
to trigger and ask wishes ETB is going to trigger. I can stack the triggers to get my two mana because I have two dinosaurs, and then use said two mana to pay his triggered ability cost to make a dinosaur deal damage. So this is going to give me free mana. So pang two or pang two twice, like what you just asked about YEP is going to be financially negligible. When I have a man of echoes agreed, it's a combo card. Who know percussion repercussion. We're gonna go back to that blasphemous acting.
Yes, but also whenever a creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to that creature's controller. It's being repercussion. Yes. Sorry, So remember ask wish is going to get a dinosaur to deal damage to another dinosaur, which is going to deal damage kill that thing. Yep, the thing that is dealt damaged by the dinosaur. But that thing that dies is going to now deal damage to you. Yes, okay, And if we double any of those things okay, yes, now we're doubling and then doubling
again. Important to note if you double, you would double six onto the creature to twelve. Then repercussion would double the twelve to twenty four on the next right. That's we're getting there. That's how girl gets shipped done. Yeah. Cloudstone Curio oh now, oh no, no, oh no, are we gonna break Cloudstone Curio right here? For the first time ever? Has the Internet ever experienced this? No, nobody has ever heard how busted this card can be. They've thought it was some value bullshit. Cut it
from every deck they ever played in. We're gonna make it. Put it back, baby, I have used this for value. Just fyi. Whenever a non artifact permanent enters the battlefield under our control, we may return another permanent that shares a permanent type with it to our hand neat. So when Askquish enters the battlefield, we can bounce something else and then play said something else and bounce ass squish hm hmm, solve for Mana. In this case,
we already have a man of echoes. We're also playing allurin. Ooh. Any player may play three drops or less for free at flash speed. Why does it have a flash speed? I never got it because this way it can punish you. I have definitely used somebody else's allurein to win a game of Yes, yes, yes, that's the dounce. Well no,
The downside is anybody can do it. Right, So we player ask wuish for free because it costs two mana Echoes a trigger, give us the Mana to pay the two, and we have our cloudstone curio, which is gonna bounce something else like a two or three drop. Right then we play that two or three drop aka another dinosaur. We're gonna get Mana from mana Echoes again. So probably at this point because we've spent zero mana to do this, we're up two, three, four, five mana all colorless doesn't matter.
Sure, then we bounce our ass wish and then we play it again for free. Yep. And because we're up five mana and we get three or four more mana, we pay. The two dinosaurs fight over and over and over and over and over again. It's pretty good now even Also, we have an impact tremor. Is there take we're doing one, three,
five, ten damaged all over. Yes. Now, if that isn't enough, if you say, oh, that's a three or four card combo or like blah blah blah, you got one two blah blah blah, Okay, we've got another card here that does an additional thing, and it's called barred Class. Have you ever played this card? I think we did once. Okay, Red Green legendary creatures you control enter the battlefield with an additional plus one plus one counter on them. Sure, we can pay Red Green to
go to level two on barred Class. We level it up, and legendary spells you can you cast cost green red less to cast. This effect only reduces green and red symbols on the casting cars. Squish Mit free. Squish Mit is free, yes, now from your hands. It gets even more intense when the creature you're looping with uh with squish Mit is like a horned
cavu, because horn cavu ETBs and bounces itself itself or something else. And if you have a cloudstone curio, you can bounce two things and you can get like double or triple etb triggers when you play all those things again with the lurin so dirty, stinkin' frickin' rotten combo. But let let's just say, Ryan, let's just say, hypothetically speaking, we're doing all of this and we have squish Mit squish meeting and they run out of creatures? What do we do? What do we do? What are we gonna do?
We would need if they ran out of creatures and we didn't have like an impact tremors or a perferals, we would need some way to continue doing damage to them. And that would have to be something that's I don't know, like powerful and handsome, yeah, and maybe really versatile. We might be talking about our good friend CCO national or his good friend stuff is his lesser cousin stuff You don't yes, all man brash taunterre's so good. One one
indestructible goblin for five, one of which is red. Whenever brash Tunters don't damage, it does that much damage to target opponent and it has red. Two tap brash Tunster fights another target creature. So good, give give stuff you all to read too, because we haven't we haven't mentioned or played that one in a good long time. Stuff you don't. Zero one for five
artifact creature comes into play. Choose a player. It has indestructible Whenever damage is dealt to stuff we doll, it does that much damage to chosen player, and you can tap it to do one damage to itself. Keep in mind that if you have a damage doubler, that one is doubled to two and then double to four, so it does four damage to another creature. When there's a damaged tripler, you triple it. Same kind of way with
the Cloudstone Curio combo. Keeping in mind, you can bounce the stuffy doll back to your hand, replay it with all your mana echoes, manna, and then pick a different player to use Stuffy Doll to kill them instead with your squish mitt Dinosaur beat down combo. That's the deck. That's the deck. Okay, moving into strengths and weaknesses really quick, because I want to go right to the spice rum calculator as fast as we can. This deck
Strength combos, beats, controls, mid ranges, Dinosaurs. It's topical, it's new, it's fun, it's funny, and it does big damage. It does normal wearing thing and it plays brash taunter. There you go. Yes, Final Final Strength could be made on a pretty decent budget. I don't even look at how much this deck actually is worth. The deck is worth three hundred and forty dollars, but you wouldn't know that because Maxfield makes that hard to find. Yeah, that is that is the truth. Yes,
downside. Does it have enough play? This is a This is a question I always ask of combo decks. Once you do the thing, is that enough? I think this The answer for this deck is yes. Because you can ataally, because you can dinosaur, because you can combo. Because the combo has like four cards to make it work. It's it's gonna do different things every time. Yeah, there's gonna be games where were swinging. There's gonna be gas. We're using your combo pieces for value because you can,
yes, which is really very important. If you can get like six or eight damage out of a Purferos, that's probably gonna help you get there because it's to every player, right, And this is a deck that you can you don't get to say something with this very often. You're not playing any shitty creatures. There aren't. There aren't very many dudes or e and really cards in the deck where you're gonna draw it and say, oh shit, this doesn't do anything. That's it. I'm not playing this deck if
it doesn't play shitty cards. Oh no, it's gona blood clock in it. Hey yeah, butt cock, Well I don't know, like, I'll bet you're gonna get five six damage off of butt cock. Sure, and enable your own combo. Yeah, but that's pretty good. Sure, nothing wrong with that. I got something. I got something here. Check this out. Bounce your own genesis chambers your opponents can't make mirror tokens. Then
play it on your next turn so you can do it again. There you go with the Norn in place, so when Norn comes back eot, Yeah, you're gonna get the fricking token. Yeah, okay. Three hundred and forty bucks, stomping Ground, spire, garden, fabled passage, sort of hearth and home. Because I didn't make the connection, that's gonna get rid of forty seven bucks. You're gonna be down to two hundred and ninety bucks for this. Okay, okay, now hear me out, hear me out.
This takes out sort of a wind con in a Tolley. How he can like one shot somebody right, I'll keep it Tolley. If you lose a Tolley bonehardor and the roaming Throne. Remember when you're comboing, why do you need to combo double? The roaming Throne is at twenty bucks. If you take out three those cards, you're gonna save sixty two more dollars. And this deck is going to be right around two hundred and thirty bucks. And you can use some of that money to put in a worldly tutor.
I would suggest that should be your tutor in the deck. There you go. I would humbly suggest that a worldly tutor would go a long way in this deck and give you much versatility and utility. Does worldly tutor search for artifact or creature or just creature? Just creature, just creature, okay, so it'll get you the creature that you need, including that Cokla. It's you know what, it's it's hard to get the Cloudstone curio if you don't
have the artifact tutor though. That balls balls. Yeah, yeah, well it depends. I guess, like we talked about a couple weeks ago, do you cut the tutors or the ramp to make your deck kind of how you want it to play? Yeah, go back and listen what was that episode four h six? Because you know what, the artifactor doesn't find a worldly tutor, does Perfos brash Honor. Oh that's right, and yeah, you know who can just bend a game to his will and bring an opponent
to their knees? Yeah, brash Hunter, Yes nice twenty twenty Bud, Yeah, be ashamed if somebody thought it for a double damage take eighty. Oh that feels Speaking of on their knees, we've had we've had national lights on their knees for the Spice Calculator saying hey, Ryan and Brando, how come we don't do this anymore? What the hell? Right? So Commander Cocoat dot com. In the more section, there's the Spice calculator. You
can pick up Spice Calculator stickers. They're on for a buck right now on the CCO store, super cheap, and you can display your decks spice rating. Yeah, and we've done and we've got it up here. So popularity on dh reck is the first field the Spice calculator cares about. Guess how many Guess how many? How many lists? I mean on dh reck for squish Man, Yeah, thirteen thirty weren't actually that far off. Thirteen and
thirty is like between zero went one thousand. It's not bad. Yeah, yeah, okay, average man of value of deck not including land it's a dinosaur deck. Six No, no, but I challenge somebody in the nation in twenty twenty four we will do the highest possible average converted man acrost deck on CEO. Yeah. Yeah, I guess what that fricking deck will have in it? Draco, anyone else will probably haven't it? Pollock the worm? No, what's that? Want? That's that worm? I hate?
Some world's fine worm? No, this one that I actually hate? Uh oh yeah, ah, Joe has It's not finger blast worm, that's that's celesnia. Piece of crap. Oh, what is that worm hate. It's got convolke right, Yeah, it's like a twelve eleven or all Man Okay, Okay, we'll have to think of it. Yeah, average CMC three point five eight as well be six these days. Yeah, uniqueness rating. This is cards different than the stock page on dhreck. Okay, so not
counting lands. Okay, how many cards in this deck are different than the cards that show up on squish MIT's page on dhreck. I feel squish Mitt would do what it's doing in this deck, So I'm gonna say twenty two thirty six, oh wow. Yeah, and things like a brash Taunter and and Cloudstone Curio are on the edh Wreck page, but things like horned Cavu and Allurin, Allurin and some some random stuff, and we pick different dinosaurs,
so thirty six. Keeping in mind that Allurin doesn't say from your hand, what's up? So this means cast? Yes, yes, that's how That's how dream Halls works too. You can cast your commander. Yes, yeah, those frickin' cards from like tempest Era days. Hey right, tempest in Erza blocks. What the hell were they thinking of? They weren't. Well, creatures were shipped back then too, people are looking at those cards. Oh there's something people are looking at, mana Echoes. All this card
was so broken. We'll keep in mind when this thing was up and around, mana Echoes. I mean you would play a siege gang commander and fucking die because you'd make twenty five man and have nothing to do with it. So you'd take eighteen from your own damn mana Echoes. Yeah, okay. Number of dedicated wind conditions three yeah, I get asked about this one lots on on, like when people ask about the spice calculator. Different ways that your deck can win. We've got a tully to infect somebody, We've got
dinosaur beats, and we got combo. Right, those are three different ways that our deck can turn you from from forty to zero, yes, From alive to dead, yes, three of them. From sandwich to shit, yeah, will from full cow to shit. If you're gonna have like a like a beef sandwich, okay, a burgerberg yeah, okay, beef sandwich you mean it? Burger yes, I do, Okay, Yes, we are cookout after all. Punch it all into the spice calculator, whole baby.
Seventy seven point six that's a good one. That is not only a spicy deck. It's the return of the Spice Calculator. It's our annual grueling Christmas Teamger Big Thick Bagger, Thank you for sending it in. We like I like combo decks that are are kind of convoluted and take lots of pieces. We don't need tutors to find them because we got backup win conditions in
beating and infecting and just generally dinosauring. I like decks that beat and play brash, hunter and Nora and the wary and decimate and perf This deck has everything I love in a deck. And you know what, it's the Christmas season at least when you're listening to this. Yes, So we hope that that you like it, that you had a good year of CEO in the nation, that you're looking forward to our our next episode will be our twenty twenty three look Back, yeah, and then our twenty four look Ahead.
Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna have Sidewalk Slams up maybe now, maybe in early January, along with the new content in January, along with I guess everything else that we've been that we've been doing and putting out that people have been liking. Yeah, so look forward to that. Enjoy it. From Brando and Ryan and Libby and the other guy in the newsroom and all the members here in the nation, Merry Christmas to you and yours. Happy holidays.
If Christmas isn't your thing, we thank you for being who over the last year. Oh you know what it's it's maybe too early to say like I hope you had a good year because we're not there yet, correct, But happy holidays to everybody who helped the show this year, and that that does mean like editor Joe and Tyler and and Mac and John for coming on, and Brando and the patrons and people who sent us gifts still waiting for that wayward sword tooth fusion business daddies, I guess right, pile of bones
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