Comedy Central Podcast. Well you' ll see the two means of moped nmoud and I' m wearing tatus ok. I' ve been saying no all my life, but there' s a point that status is getting to me. You know, he sees them ink weighs, and I started carrying my first Moor around at Comedy Central. The tattoos around here, look, they ' re coming down, they' re coming down, that is, they ' re weighing. I' ve got the eggs full of ink for a calamats and it gives. From now on, I' m gonna change and
I' m gonna start by saying good night. I' m a T - A- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T. You applaud good. Thanks for those applause I don' T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T- T - T- T- T- T- T- T- T- t need. I say it with humility, not because I want to laugh, laugh, laugh, I' m a comedian. You know no Laughter,
risa, risa I' m a little sweaty in applause. I don ' t always say I was on my dick, but it' s true. From here you don' t see it if you go up here there ' s a pool already sweaty. I want to laugh. Sometimes you humor me that make a joke and people applaud, but without laughing the blah, blah I say and laughter inside. I' m busting my ass on the inside. I mean, I want laugh, basic laugh. You understand me ha ha ha. What good is the applause, for it only serves me,
for look. That five- ten- second round of applause. Or it' s the five seconds I take advantage of. Damn it, a little thing to soak my hero' s commissar. Hey there, fuck, stop it, it' s braking, it' s lopaje, it' s ice and I don' t always explain it because of course it doesn ' t seem like it. There' s people here that' s a wiki I don' t know what. Brake. Hey, I know it doesn' t look like it, but there' s a lot of drinks
that aren' t what they look like. You know how I get in there that I know aquaria was made for the aquarium, so that energy, drink, energy, uh, uh, there' s strength, strength and it' s used for diarrhea. Fuck, even the doctors, not the doctors themselves, gastro enteritis, drinking aquarium and I' m going to burn my ass to shit, because you didn' t get it. Gripolla, hey you, you find a friend down the street where you go with a bottle of aquarium to run for a run and I' m shitting myself.
You understand me not and I happen to be with the braker. I' m a coach, so in case he caught a you know uh, imagine and then huff and uh and with a relapse you shit eh a flu ah you got it. I didn' t do anything. The flu a cold doesn' t matter you understand me not a topic, for I take the braking and the fucking flu and eye that is the normal flu, because a few years ago you don' t remember like a flu that eh well, ah uh, the flu ah you save people shelter to my God the flu.
That' s where we' re going to die the epidemic at the end of the world Walking Dead, my God, he' s got this bathroom, uh, he' s got some fucking shit, really the flu was invented next to the doctor. I have the flu so what symptoms it has or because uf I' m with aquarium. Imagine good play that I smell diarrhea bombmito nausea diarrhea that I shit that hurts my ass already from shitting and everything, because it has the flu. Point they called the flu because
a faggot was diagnosed. You have the flu, and that' s where I know it was. I don' t know that half the people. I thought you were too dumb, uh, in the middle and the other half came to Wipedia' s fluppear house. So, then, that' s why I take it, because the Frenadolf who also, because it goes well for or something that came to me did not, do not look,
did not come. I' ve come to see you listen to me well if babies have something cold and drink in a space, I don' t going to his fucking pot, that' s the brain, he doesn' know what the hell happens to the human body. See, he' s t match up well with the orders on the frenzy nerve. You know, I was gonna go to her fucking pot, or you' re drinking something cold and your eye hurts standing up, and you' d have to hurt your throat, not clugi club, and, uh, but why would you
know that? But they will be optical nerio. You know the longest one I' ve ever laid a foot in his ass and gave eyes. You know no, and it' s telling you the egg- dropping, toyhora the two of you. Yeah, and you take it out of the choho. You' re already twisted. You understand no, because he' s the madman. I mean, the brain goes to his fucking air and doesn
' t coordinate. For example, look the other day what happened to me and that' s true, uh, the other day I had, I had hiccups, but careful, po corrupt and pol in a toto at the same time. But imagine, but the brain and grossness didn' t come to his order. It crossed the light and I shit clear, of course, it crosses the nelio Caca Caca that smelled up there for I own it the hiccups do not smell that so it smells like clouds. I say shit
you and the mens compress is the human body that does these things. I don' t know why. The brain suddenly scares me now dad, I fall down and like the pussy already without wanting, uh you don' t know without wanting, that is typical, you know who hasn' t, to whom, to everyone, not ever not the typical. Oh, and I didn' t do it to see what I was doing. You know if he did ah but he didn' t stay that way. Uh, since I don' t know, it still falls off, but I'
m cool with him' s boyfriend' s face. Well, I' m a boyfriend. I can' t imagine or couple what I know, I mean, it makes a polvadu as fast as badufo call your pipe starts okay but the q coola me its authentic. He can hold my gaze there, yes, you know how to say" quiet" or he' s going to make you wrong and I' m doing it in my dick. B look at her. I like it. That' s the attitude,
because the body goes to her fucking pot you know the chicks. Instead, I think aunts don' t know about birth, they have a chi chips, yes, a chips, a brain chip already born that makes them immune to these things. For example, the sneeze the basic, the big, the horse that raises the dust the ground and you see the aunt who prepares the sneeze well, but then finishes as alexis to take the polllo from the ball. No, hi, you' re going to toruda and make a
hell of a mess of mine. Oh, it' s eaten, but I fuck that sneezing sadragon you know something empty that' s three hundred miles an hour, the pressure artesa a salo an eye from the mad basin. How do you remember that in there to a me say mine, well it ' s there. They' re piling up in his spleen the day he ' s in there, he' s getting a little fracky the day. All this I wanted to say is thank you for selling the comedy center recording here tonight, eat central, because well, you say good, too.
There are more interesting things to do, more interesting things to do in quotation marks. See what I say in quotes when I make the quotes, because there are people who make quotation marks without saying in quotes. I usually gesture you know about all the chicks are very good is. Handsome good- looking. You know, and he says, and they lynch their fins, you know, they make me want to tell him there Put your pussy quotes in there anyway. You know no, and there are more interesting things to do.
Not very much the one who can or is allowed to play Candi Crash. That' s right, nobody touch it, Candi Crash, that I ' m there mereao level juai, not Candy Crash. Ball dream. Of course I see people in the audience I mean, look, it' s pink, blue, pink red, and this woman who' s striped. Imagine I' m talking, but the brain is thinking and you say yes, yes, yes, yes. Next to this s pampampam explode the net and along with the striped one a bomb of five. You understand me I
' m not people. People tell me what kind of candy crals. I mean, yes, at what level, I mean the sick, sick level. So, well, I' m just like that, forgive me that I know, but look or explain if if you could get inside my brain, you' d see it the doll that' s carrying it you understand me, no, I' m a bullet, but at the same time it' s also lying. I say one thing. I' m a mans people You understand me a gentleman. The other day I told a friend of mine in the face, I say sorry, I say, but another
day your wife winked at me says no she has a tick. I mean, I' ve already been fucked by two of them. I' m a gentleman. Anyway. Of course, other than that, there' s nothing more interesting to do that you say good to watch TV ah but you know the pine of TV, because I always said it, television is shit.
With coughing the fucking letters six I fucking know how many counts your eight letters or fucking shit the shows they put there come on look, who jumps, uh, look who dances that fucking shit, uh, I put on TV look who jumps Look, who changes to take fuck gets him out eh.
The programotes that put you there on TV five women and men and vice versa that fucking shit, that would have to be called polygon cyclaus and the reverse dick already take in the ass EH and the click comes out there I say where you go that you pile your eyebrows more than my mother already Cabron, you have eyebrows of trónistas of faggot, EH and the other with the sha hoops. They put me on and I think you' re Garrula yonky whore, how' s he gonna put you on? Is that shit?
This is him, the rafa Mora, the rafa Moran? That' s where he knows you' re rafa Mona? You know, no? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don ' t you? Don' t you? Don' t you? You think you' re an ambulance and you tell me to get in there Look, I' ll net it for you I' ll laugh at it here
Watch out for me. I' m careful, uh, I can take care of him, I get him, I' m a rebel, uh, I' m a house jape, I' m 29- year- old careful with me. You know what I mean. Hey, rafa mora, I' ll get the head off him, you know the keys to the ninjas. I know the movies are dying, and it' s over. That' s a lie if I' ve tried it on my brother, and what does he do? And me and he' s doing something to me and he' s not dying and I come, come on,
you understand there dead and on top. Aunts always make one like a disgusting death, doesn' t make guys kill her, kill another and kill another. Hey, it' s another way of watching movies, women and men. Hey, a war movie pa va. Two hundred dead, uh, and aunt is eating your dog will have killed him without human girl and three children already, but dog and over on one side like that I really understand no. And, well, the other one, that' s the other
one. Well, g makes me. But because right now it gives me everything a little bit, because I' m resective, I have the critor and Fidelandio sees there that I have the flower that flangs me. You know and not because I' m reading the East booklet of the fifty shadows of Grace, East that the aunts have read it, but tame millions of axis plans have been measured the world, eh millions, someone has read fifty shades of grey notice and all the same tone. Here' s a held fas,
here' s a vibrato and it' s touched. Girls touch each other by reading the book. Colleagues, they touch each other, they rub each other, they rip each other off, they get wet, there are
chicks that get wet, they pass pages like that. Sana, imagine how you' re going to fail Wait a minute You' re going to get Rackira in a movie He' s got a chang clan there Imagine my god there Imagine him He' s an accommodator Row eight Take a hush Uncle Br Sana brewing or n r eh Hostia a cinema that doesn' t go to the popcorn. TV sucks what I tell you no, but hey there' s always a zangano that has no other name. Zangano what he says,
for I will be saping at three o' clock in the morning. Something good, I' m going to Pillambre, something good, I' m going to get it. Have roulette tarot rueta da roulette tarot roulette tarot. I don' t know what they call the tarot Tell me a number, the eight, because come call the roulette, put it on the eight. He told me about roboth the tarot that you look at it, but everybody
sees it. Although you don' t tour help, in particular that even if you don' t want to lose the look just like ten of the night. You' re calm there watching the little peliculite and show up Hello. I' m hope, grace, hey there, moving the hooves. The choreography that does uh uh, my dearest video, I say uh, call now. If you can' t wait, call now, call now. We' ve been solving people' s lives for years and years. Some have committed suicide that doesn' t count, that they are very crazy.
You know uh, wait for grace and then there' s the other one who pops up suddenly too who is she, who is the king of the tarot holy king and thinks he' s handsome uncle you know there with the face that of Rappe the hair Lazio looks like an Indian Cherokee with flu and and he thinks he has powers a telescopic magnetic of good night, Well night, honey, how is my herma, my love, my life,
What does my life call you fondly? My lozanaha to castiza altanera moa I want you to go out with me that listen to me, my beautiful love, that you fall already, but what it calls you love tired, but you are capricornio. Hey, I get you the capricorn that I' m seeing with him from here, which is that people don' t believe me. When I talk, I have it. The truth understands what it means to you to listen to me, chasten mine, beautiful my heart weapon. That' s what. Yes, listen to me, why he calls,
what you' re worried about, because I call. It happens to see when I' ll stop being unemployed, for when you find a job, I' ll mention and the same night and take for a turkey with two balls. Oh vega a franco- dir, he' d put, uh, a tranch. You know there the guy. I see a light I see a light ha ha take polglo. I think that' s why they shit on TV that everyone does or did the same thing as I watch the same channel, the only channel worth or worth because it' s taken away.
Aside from the comediol that dwell egg the canal there is worth a divinity faggot you go eye I saw good to say with gafitas in plan. I ' m more Discovery Max. You know no Discovery Max Mega mega giant engineering constructions. To build that tunnel. One billion kilos of tungsten tons were used and this one comes out less on my own. That' s the guy and with the lyrics, with the cofit, the typical smart guy that everyone knows. You know, we' re playing triple He' s just playing
the army up his ass, not the channel. Explore those shows I used to put you on at dinner time, eh, and we didn' t throw out the miracle pot. You know there, come on a thousand ways to die and you, man, sucker. He ate an olive and hit the eyeball and died. That' s what you' re gonna say, asshole, kid, come and see the telecolla, the mom and Oliva,
coming, you know, weird addictions. The guy' s that I can who' re fucking ass- fucking- assed, I know it' s ' t separate the baby' s nail or and I love it Uh, red isn' t that good. The blue looks at the blue, the luxury cluk uy that' s all good and smiles there uh, I think he sucked a smurf there eh, hey it' s eh. And the other crazy me who can' t stop eating chalk, but I love tizza I' m just that since I run by uh, the Walter' s very good white on the greener wen Son, I don' t like it
that much, but the wet with gasoline. I' m fine, uh, ah, but well, you understand me or and I love it. I love it, I love it, it eats and the boyfriend and I don' t eat. The dick is crazy or not crazy, uh, and then the show' s over. That already had cloth and when I saw it, I was saying, well, embarrassing bodies, uh, whoa I say, but where, where, where it came from, uncle you
got an aunt out there. But as if such a thing did not and I don' t know what happened, I don' t know how, but look beyond here, I say a bunch of grapes, the armpit me, but I repeat, there are greetings, you son of a bitch, but I know I thought a wart, not a pickle. She' s already fermented and look look, but a vine, a vine of rubas here
with Gandera, daughter of Puta, and she' s got it. I don' t know what I can do, because you can kill yourself with the shit, that means you hang pussy, that one there, the other, there, not another. When I feel, my uterus comes out. Look, look, look, look, he wants to see me pussy on the inside. Look, look, look, I' ve got support. Look, there' s like a little broccoli that came out to me like a weird thing. There, then touch it, because it' s big.
Look, look and show the pussy on TV and then they tell him. But let' s see why you haven' t gone to the doctor before. It' s just that I' m embarrassed and you' re not ashamed. I showed the pussy all over TV. Daughter of Puta loves this and then there was already the ultimate expuarent the program East the older brother. I always said where they do casting, because you know there in the
barracks. I don' t know, or there' s a turkey out there and look, it stays, it' s singing, it knows that Mom, it' s got to get me, Mom, I' m fucking with you, I' m fucking with you in the day and in the fucking hell. There it is. The other sh has already appeared I ' m your big brother, the whon. But if I don' t have a brother or a look at mom, what we' re going to do today, forgive me for getting in the way. So, what do you say, what are you, what do you say about my sister or
I don' t know what? And I' ve always thought about that program, that program is edited, it' s staged. You know not the guy who puts you in, but I' ll hit you with a tatata matachi and the other thing. Cut short, cut short, Pa continues. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for my brother, he' s my brother, all right, uh, yeah, but don' t hit me. Hey, hey, who do you love mom, big sister, uh, all right, uh, and here you' re gonna suck my brother.
Don' t hit me, don' t hit me. You understand me so I think I already tell you that television is quite rotten and that you do very well to pay some money, because to come here to watch a live show or watch it here on TV. No and don' t swallow them, because I know the fucking thing is on TV, yes or no. Or yes, so that. Thank you, friends, good night. O ra