Comedy Central Podcast. Thank you very much, well, thank you all. Thank you very much. I' m really glad to be here, but I' m gonna introduce myself a little bit. My name is Juan Amodeo. I know I don' t notice much, but just in case I say it, I' m Andaluz I had to say it because I got a message from Andalusia and we' re a little tired. We' re sick and tired of the clichés you have with us You know, we' re sick and tired of horses. He' s taking her on horseback,
not there I didn' t go out these holidays. So, my mother applauds me for buleria. No, no, that doesn' t happen. That' s not what I' m telling you. Like Andaluz, we are also obliged to be funny, because whenever you go outside Andalusia is typical of not listening to you speak and say hello Hostia. You' re Andaluz, you' re Andalou for a cool, huh, for a cool?
You' re andalo say something funny. He tells a joke that says, " There are people who are andalusia, who are really stupid, don' t think everyone there is funny" There are no stupid people, really authentic and there' s a lot of example you can look for. We' re not all funny. If it' s true that I have an added pressure, because of course, as an Andalusian, I have to be funny. But besides, I' m a humorist. So, that already puts a pressure on you and you have to be ready to tell jokes all the
time. I mean, it' s like all the time. And if you don' t tell jokes all the time, people get offended and say uncle this is a lie. No. This I asked for for alienxpres in one way and it has arrived in another way. It' s not Andalusian what happened. I' m not here anymore. Thank you this andalou has arrived defective. But if I tell you it' s a problem, because many times it creates conflict. No, for example, the other day I
' m in a bar. This is real. I' m in a bar and I' m having a beer with a friend and so and there comes a kid who liked my videos men in fashion you' re from videos no and men yes, my model, I can take a picture of you and say man, of course, I take the picture. Not his distance and everything doesn' t. Maybe he' s in Bosnia and I' m not here and we take the pictures. Both very well. Thank you
very much. And now comes the demand that I' m mooring. Tell me uncle I can ask you a favor, tell me, you, you can tell me a joke that is not now, no, it' s not the way, no, no, please, Modeo is the time. No, I really don' t Let' s tell each other a joke and come here Modeo' s gonna tell a joke I' m really not. I' m here with my friends and I' m gonna fuck off this guy who doesn' t joke and he' s going away mad. You, imagine, we' re going to be polarlo to another profession.
You, imagine this person is a fan of Nacho Vidal and Nacho Vidal is found man. Nacho how about, Nacho, sung, sung, Nacho, can take a picture of you with me. Yeah, right, Nacho, there' s great, Nacho, Nacho, all right, well, Nacho, Nacho, sorry, Nacho, you, Nacho, you, you, Nacho, Nacho, Nacho, you, you can me? Nacho, you can give me a dick here to a boy. It' s not clear if he asks me to laugh, nacho and you' re going to ask him. But, well, it' s not just the Andalusians who suffer
from clichés. It suffers from topicality throughout Spain, all over the world. No. In the end, for example, you want Andalusian, yes, tell me a joke, that you are from Madrid, yes, well, give me tap water, no, because uh, not that you are from Andorra, yes, give it like and subscribe. Please love a bosing. I don' t know things, not things, things from Andorra. Not a bossing. Here' s a game, a video game that I see, I don' t know things. But, well, I think this
whole topic thing is communication issues. I mean, in the end we have so many social networks, we actually think we know everyone. And it' s not true that social networks have taken a lot of things away from us, like linking well now as it is linked on social networks, on Instagram, hello pretty without h and with w i mean Before it was a nicer thing. Not before. No, or, for example, giving like to an old photo to say here I am. Hey, let me see that
I' ve seen all your instagram. It used to be much better. You used to see the brave people, really, those people who called the landline of the person they liked. And it' s really people if they don' t know what a landline is, be happy, because all we know, what it is are people at risk. I' m telling you right now, uh, we' re getting older, uh, you remember what I mean, that phone call didn' t start when it was called that call started the day before. Hey, I' ll call you tomorrow
30. You' re gonna take it, yeah, sure, no, yeah, please, don' t fuck your father, no, no, no, no, I swear to you at half past eight. The next day I was calling your hairstyle pi and everything, uh, pee for God' s sake, I didn' t fuck the father, for God' s sake, Pi, Pi who' s hello, very good. We called him from Abon how about uh you didn' t have another one. If you remember what Bon is, take care of that cough and watch your eye there, which is also true that we always mess with
social media. Truth It is not that social networks, but that they have lied to us all their lives in movies, have lied to us forever, forever, for example, showering in pairs in movies as it is. That ' s wonderful You' ve showered as a couple before You' ve seen the loss of dignity that you have, that is, in the film as that person is, it' s not going to make a heterosexual couple,
not that man breast or giant. Not the guy takes off his T- shirt, not and closet, a four- door potter with a stick and everything not the guy and tells him we go to the shower honey and they both go to the shower all very nice. They enter that bathroom that fits your floor, in the bathroom that they have there and is there, in the bathroom all wonderful, a plate of giant showers. Enter he takes off his shirt, all full of abs or a hair, short toenails. True,
there are people who are finding out and whose toenails. Is it cut? Is it cut? It' s her, isn' t it, her? Perfectly takes off the Minnesota timewors shirt, not you. The best thing about your entire Bride' s T- shirt would be that of Betti ' s spon, not the Minnesota Tumbleword, not that lady. And now take her. He' s taking off his cigarette. The cigarette goes down perfectly, gives more than unbuttoning. The button' s down, the cigarette
' s looking. I know people who have had to bury with the cigarette, uh, when you take off the cigarette gets to the ankle level, you get to step on the toss, that' s what. But that ' s not the end of it. R takes the take my colleague not without domineering t- shirts. He takes off his underpants, no, and
you can see there' s security white underpants. He' s sure when that goes down there there' s no bike braking I understand there, no, no, no, that' s perfect, everything, perfect, everything doesn' t get off perfect and now they' re both in the shower. Not her, too, it' s going to show that a movie is already going suit- and- gown that you say. That' s movie. That' s also a dream in your dough in your house, pussy, is that it' s very rare not everything and now loosed of
panties game that you say. Of course, I want you to know about this award panties that you' ll say gas. If there are types of panties, uh premium panties not what you buy yourself, not what you say. You' re so new not kind of that already the one who uses your peace sport to sleep that it' s already a little bit of a do. Then there' s the till and the panties three, since the last step, which is the rule Braga, which is that many guys don ' t know or we applaud. Don' t let' s not do
this better than half ch. We' re not going to stay there, uh, the Braga, the rules are the ones that were in Braga Premium, which are the panties of today' s game at home. Then she must have walked a little bit of herself and Braga. Third, it' s obviously the Braga, which he doesn' t use at all says po for the rule. The case I' m going to gives you a stain on the way forward. What it means is that the two of them get
into the shower Everything is perfesing this wonderful. They start kissing the waterfall water. You both like water or cold heat. There' s no fight there, uh, and it doesn' t happen to anyone who opens up in the shower who drops the water from here who doesn' t expect it is cold his dead. That doesn' t happen. The movie doesn' t happen. And then you' ve seen yourself shower as a couple. If you' ve been so lucky, let' s take a shower first. No, not the two of you by the shower, I don' t
give it a to. If you don' t touch my hair today, I see my hair yesterday. It' s just that the movie' s always been plastered two days before to get it to her hair. No, or I' m in fourth year. First thing takes your shirt off. You look down all full of hair. The only mark that you have a red mark. Here and here from what comes, being the belly, not the Michelines. It' s like this, it' s all full of red wa or it doesn' t lift you up and now it' s
looking at you. You start taking off your white cardon, too, because he' s played you. You try to hide it a little bit because of course you try to put it, because there is code qr ay there, there you scan mobile and it comes out sample of total things that you hide it under the mats of the feet keeps it, there you don' t put the carpet of the feet and now you see she takes off her shirt, doesn' t take off her dicks badly because it costs like I
told you, no and now you both go. Shower shower plate. It ' s very small, very small. She likes cold water, you like hot water there Now you can' t give br sonia, because the aguaca fits all wrong. I mean, it' s already clear in the movie You' ve seen it That looks like the sun circus making love. You go there, I go here, you go there and you, uncomfortable already
turning around, not clear. Besides, you look at you and you see that it is full of hair and hair with the glass of the screen that makes jae suit you every time it turns to you sounds and then you look at yourself, thank you, but it looks at the feet that you have said in the other one, not in the movie. You have seen perfectly those feet and on your feet that there are long nails and, above all and more important, the hairs that come out between the nail and what is
base foot, okay, foot, base, nail. Here' s a hole that looks like God said these hairs are left over from my ass. We' re going around here. I mean, that' s what and good. And I' m going to tell you one thing and pray, pray for a shower plate, because what a fabric the loss of your dignity when you take off your underwear and whatever the tub you have the eggs hanging. That' s disgusting and I' ll tell you one thing. The coss leaves hanging. It' s me who has the car parked two petillas.
Thank you very much, bye or s or we are chas. Thank you. S. S. S.