Comedy Central podcast ja new nights. How are you? You stretch me out? You' re stretching me, aren' t you? Aren' t you all right? Aren' t you all right? To lie that I catch you, to fuck you that people lie to you all day nining me, people walk man already. What I did couples is that you' re not you I' m not me now you' re you I was fucking chola, mother, bitch I' m an article, ya, uh, people' s article. Meanwhile, how long it takes, how long it
' s gonna take for her to step thirty minutes. Tons, I' ve got a head on my head. Thirty minutes and why it' s given forty- five are dumb the shit, uh, I took forty- five chairs, took forty- fifty Yeah, the secret isn' t in
the dough. There' s another 15 minutes. It' s not going to be tied up or it' s not going to take 30 minutes for pizza or the offer is valid, because it' s over last month and the two for one are Wednesdays and they pick up the place and with only one hand, but with the other one put sing your mother or sabla or not quenal mia is not entertaining that I catch you pouting with a friend the square of the city council of your city and it doesn' t arrive and
doesn' t call the mobile phone. Hey, Antonio, what time did we meet nine pussy, nine twenty. Where you' re already, you ' re coming, you' re coming, where you' re going, uh, where you' re going next door. I' m sure tell me what to see You' re looking at the miserable sign up there. Yeah, I can' t be there for three years. You know that
Nietá does not veniente the veniente pisero friends, Veniente my girlfriend. Why, when we' re getting ready at home to go out, why, when we ask ourselves if you' re ready already, you say yes, that ' s it, that you' re not there anymore, yes or let ' s come back. Wait till you' re not jerking off, if you just told me it was done. It' s like that last action doesn' t count. I' m gonna get, like, cry,
shit half an hour that' s not gonna tell. Hey, eat the last action and, well, I' m gonna get to watch football. Check out the Getafe football. Shoot the virgin to die and we leave a chance there a shot out of the first part the shit. I put you like this, everything goes to the first part and the whole first part. I' m lying for a minute and she' s coming Not that I ' m here Wait till you get a minute for the rest. Now that you put out the fire, shut up, shut up, and go to
love pot, don' t tell him not to lie to me. We all lie all that, I mean, every day I' m glad when you' re not happy with that about what' s going on in the street and all day. Oh, I' m glad. I' m glad you noticed the black one in the office. It' s turned me on, I' m glad you' re not glad you' re not so happy you didn' t touch me I' m glad you didn' t. One Spaniard never rejoices that he plays the other lauter and the scream. For all poor people, except for me. If one Spaniard is happy
when the other one' s doing wrong, how are you doing? It ' s twisting me into a tubillo. He' s left me He doesn ' t see my job. Oh, I' m glad to hear that. There with a couple of huavos. Not there, there, he shits you, there he tells you to get your yaw eyes. By the way, if you rub the photoshop twice by the tits, you' re retouching, not photoshop to go the same. That has to be explained. They don' t lie, they burden us and watch us from above. The
state keeps an eye on each other every day. That' s why there are inspectors of healing wealth to people of the hour because they don' t think you' re going to do it well and they' re right, because otherwise, this would be a gurigay that I don' t look back on. I' m not talking about an English tourist faggot approaching the coasts. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This was a dickhead. The state doesn' t trust me. Okay,
I take it, but why do I have to trust him? Why don ' t I get it. I swear to God, look. I was just going to take the Madrid metro. I live Madrid, I was going to take the subway and just as the races went down from Paris to the subway, I realized that I had forgotten the East Metro voucher that there are ten trips, that you get more profitable that you buy one by one and I say well, I will buy another one that we are going to do
Come, nothing happens. I arrive at the box office and tell the taquiller a ten- travel bonus. Please, that was the only sentence in the conversation, because in fact it is and did not speak very well there in Madrid. It costs twelve and twenty. I gave him fifty euros and two with twenty loose for what, so that he would return the change here tied up that he would not escape I know what I do with twenty nor looked at him. He made a huge scorn of the box. Now he took
the diet fifty euros and started like this. Let' s see mm Let ' s see this. Okay, don' t trust me. Check loa is your job. Okay, don' t trust me. He doesn' t know if he' s a jain boy He' s a barbender' s sobino. I don' t know, you don' t know I understand. Let' s see. The problem is, he' s gone through the deadline. We all know there' s no time limit, but there' s a time limit already when you start touching a little to the best. That and I looked at the ticket and then I got blown up
what I was doing. Just like thinking about seeing if he' s gonna be the thief we' re looking for in the neighborhood. In the end he decided that the ticket was true. I don' t know I don ' t understand that. I don' t know if it was the waterboats. I got it. Diptedez decided it was true. So you saw my travel day bonus. He put it here and my return my forty euros in two twenty notes. He put it here and I say well, it' s mine. Let' s see this sales ticket. Why I can do
that, why, of course I should. Well, well, well, well, well. He laughed the guy' s face was and told him what to fuck up. We should do it. Everybody do it. Please put it into practice. Uncle had a bad time and I was glad he had a bad time, because I' m so fucking sick of having a hard time. I often go around, drive around for a performance in Spain, and I swear to you, and I saw myself thinking about me. Sometimes you seem point you don' t have to suffer needlessly and it'
s true this is over. Hey, that' s from suffering and need
to fuck up. From now on, when he looks at him with a bisque, he looks at him with an eye and a fucking not that I look at him and he looks at an eye and my eye I say pussy, I know you, but pussy, I say love, I look at him an eye, I say shit peselo will be the other thing and I look at the other I say fucking goodbye that he' s gonna realize that I' m there with a belly shot that fucks what the problem is I hear you look at an eye and it' s done and if you don
' t go by swearing tengolo here that you suffer that you do not? What' s not? What' s not? What' s not? What' s not? You' re done, aren' t you? What' s not? And I' m not giving him two kisses. Even gay that I don' t know him at all, it' s that he sweats my dick. I know him that racist, but what a bunch, that bunch, that asks not even gay or friendly. There' s always Christmas, you have to give it a lot of satin my uncle come on man, come on that, come on that come on that'
s because I' m family, because it was. But you and who ' s your chair in Madrid, my village cousin. Oh, I' m gonna guide you because you' ve been wanting to fuck with me for the weekend. It' s just that I haven' t seen in Madrid, nor have I, Philippine, to fuck it up Ah, I have a responsibility to my aunt. There you see how his daughter is, which
I haven' t asked for at any time. You go alone to see the meadow, you see the bear and the madroño and if they rape you to see you, I create the town, the boves you put is that I' m sick of you I don' t know. I' ll do it you didn' t say it like that and I' ve told you usually how it' s going to be. You' ve come pretty ho You' ve got a good look today You' ve retouched yourself before you came. He' s come to what he' s come with a pomba. I' m happy very well, and the cuckoo you know is
really happy, really. I' m not lying, by the way, about Epistorius, that it has neither feet nor head. You don' t know that one, listen carefully, but you don' t know that it ' s Pistorium who it is. But I say she, she doesn' t know. There' s nothing wrong with asking the Pistorio, the athlete who has no feet, who runs with prosthetics and who has been prosecuted for
allegedly killing his wife and has been sealed as reckless homicide. It' s a plot that killed her for that she has neither a foot nor a head for killing her good. There goes oviar zero. If you don' t know something, you wonder no. There' s not such a house here. They lie to us here, they burden us, they don' t watch and they don' t manipulate you every day. That' s what
' s most upsetting me to be manipulated by information manipulation. But pussy, freedom of information is very important in our country, it is very important. But if you have your opinion, don' t let yourself be manipulated. From what a newspaper says or a talker, you have your opinion. Whatever it is, I don' t care, but don' t let this be manipulated There' s a lot of young people who don' t know. But for years, in the eighties and nineties, they used to do
the same survey as they do now. Or that they do, and at that time, as the main problem for citizens. He always went out to ETA and that was a lie. It never was. It was a serious problem, yes, but it wasn' t the first or the second. Before that, you were worried about having the job, having access to health, your vacations, your extraordinarys, hooking up with Marta, touching Marta' s zets and fucking Marta. I don' t know what position this one
was in, but I can guarantee it was behind Marta. What' s more, if you couldn' t fuck Marta. Your main concern was that someone else didn' t fuck Marta. Well, this, thanks to the crisis, doesn' t happen anymore. Now he knows the truth, because if we were not in crisis, what would be the main problem for the citizens the independence of Catalonia, when neither will I be but thanks to the crisis, that is the truth, something good, Jones, he had to
have in the crisis, because to this face. It' s not a thing to take away my dream of independence, either. I' m telling you the truth is, if I tell you, I' m honest, I' m a little up to my balls. The truth. Or you think my girlfriend' s coming and she tells me David, I think they ' re gonna make me one you' re the company. I say you keep quiet I' m watching Catalonia, Cójones, we give the beer. Come on, no, no, no, no, and I' m
against independence. I can say, of course, I will. Not for, against why, because I just wouldn' t like it that simple. Uh, no, there' s more, no, there' s more, there' s more, but I, I don' t like forcing people to be where they don' t want to be. I don' t think that would be good and everything would be worse and they wouldn' t put the gun in someone' s head. But me, but I
' m against it. I am against it already, David, is that many people ayá in Catalonia, who hates Spain and hates You look, as he said of the Gilipollas forest, there are everywhere, but there are in Catalonia, in Madrid and in Jain but hate is the problem in which you do not have to fall. I know it' s not easy. It ' s not easy because they manipulate you every day on one side and on
the other to hate you. But you can handle it and we will be proud of You you can do it, because those who hate Spain look a lot like my colleague José Ignacio Jogignacio is very Spanish, eh my school Jolin is born to ne que diputa mother, but it doesn' t look much
like the other, but what defends to hatred if it seems enough. He gets home and he was always with the PSP there playing around moving the TV dio josé, what are you doing here watching the shit they' ll shit all that was always the fucking flag of shit, yo, josé, easy fuck what' s wrong with you sticking the flag in. I mean good, like the Asturians who start with the flag everywhere, it' s okay,
not to be a fucking squeaky whore. I don' t think there ' s any more nasty hydra, but at least you' ve seen yourself. You' ve seen the boat' s second gear. Yes, if I' ve seen her, yes, no, like the one in Valencia that has been ringing her for more years, she even has it. Yeah, it looks like shit to me, to get a petted by the pole, but at least you don' t have it. I don' t know what independence is, like the Catalans. Well, in the pay under
Tenmé there are people who love her, but such is shit. But, José, José, this step isn' t going to be alone, man, I' m not going to be alone, because I' m going to Fosa Marta, too, who knows better. But Joseph, oh listen to me today you don' t have to say here. Now comes Marta, Jose, because it' s my obvious. Jose, she' s not your girlfriend, but she will be. You didn' t spy on him again with the binoculars. He put her on top of it. That ' s what I do I' m Catholic and Spanish I' m very
proud of you. I' m not, because I' m with two balls, but like them, the Catalans aren' t from their land, they haven' t been Spanish. Ah, well, I know I didn ' t know what you' d get like, man It was a question of the vineyards in your cellar, whose family they belong to. They thought they were from the Spanish state. Those aren' t my parents' and they' re already mine. So your thing, it' s yours, but the Catalans are state- owned That' s okay I knew it,
I know Keep living with your parents. You' ve already begged your independent as well as what he said. You know that other fucking beach you know of course, bro was bron I don' t swear to you, but it wasn' t time for a joke. It was a joke, José Po, you' re fucking with me, man, because I don' t care here. I' m just going to ask you a question about the Huilla which you prefer that Catalonia never be independent or fuck marta. I don' t like that question to see. I believe, I sincerely believe,
that Jo Gignacio also cares more about marta. I think and I' m not a comedian. I know it' s very much in Spain, very well known. I don' t help Jomi or any good source. I' d like to, but I' m telling you one less thing that I' m no less bad because if I were tomorrow, the headline of the reason would be David Navarro in favor of Catalonia' s dependence. When I didn' t say that information manipulation. That' s what I mean, you give your opinion whatever it is, but you don' t
let yourself be manipulated. In fact, he wouldn' t keep the paper there. The next day, the Vinda mud A fa voice of ETA, from what I say, I think you also say Navarro is of eta fuck, watch Vina varro attentive with a coast for everything. Makes virgin awning leave, motherfucking daughter. I would, there would, you' d done it
for what. Because manipulating is very easy, as it has two fingers in front of it and that holder of reason, would generate a hatred against me, against my person, of people that I hit above, look at morfor of dependence, it will strike to manipulate. It' s very easy, very easy. In fact, if we were to make a summary, if I were to come here in my information and make a summary of what I
saw here tonight, then I could say perfectly good night. We greet her from the Astoria Club of the Condal City, where we have attended exclusively the last monologue of David Navarro, before some fifteen people of public, according to the delegation of the Government, five according to us, showing his unconditional support to the independence of Catalonia, the ginese artist has uttered racist insults a disc that has refused to give him two kisses and has enlisted all the Madriders to
whom violin to his cousin that of the people in the field, in the personal sphere. His most alleged people define him as a person who burdened his girlfriend as much as possible to make up as quickly as possible in the face of death threats, since he is related to the terrorist bada ETA and certain rumors point to who at any time you to attack with a molotov car you become still extra virgin of jaén jaén, so I would send you with eye,
Miss Marta, the Astoria Club of Barcelona for comedy Central. Good night and a nid to your tom te