It's time for coffee and company, fueled by Thornton's on Sports Talk seven nine day. Now, here's Nick coffee. All right, let's get it started at the five o'clock hour here on a Tuesday afternoon. It's a Friday for me. I hope that doesn't make you jealous. I will be out tomorrow through Friday and of course back on Monday. And I'm starting to calm my
I don't know. I wouldn't call it nerves, but every now and then I get like pre travel trip anxiety to where I just I don't know, I feel like there's something inside of me telling me the last thing you need to be doing is going on this trip, which is nonsense. I'm looking forward to this trip, but I feel like because it's a little I mean, it's not really a spontaneous type of trip. But you know, in
typical me fashion, I just assumed I just have my dates wrong. I thought, if this is a trip that we've known we were going to be going on for a while and looking forward to it, but it didn't hit me until it just a couple of days ago that it's actually taking place in June, not July. So you know, I wasn't prepared to pack or
anything like that, so kind of scrambling to get everything in order. We are driving, So I took my car to the car wash, only for my kids to then, you know, just make another mess of it. Because that's that's what happens when you have, you know, young kids, at least that's what happens to me. If you got any tips about how you know your kids can keep the you know, I guess not let them eat or drink in the car, But like I would, I could never do that. I mean, I guess I could, but I wouldn't want
to. Who doesn't like having snacks when they're in the car? That'd be? Is that? I mean, that's it's a good way to pass the time. It's punishment. I feel like if they can't have who doesn't want snacks in the car? Come on now? I mean, i'd take my kids to get I mean the road trip to say, yeah, donuts and slushies every morning for breakfast. Not every morning, but at least a couple of times a week. You know, that can leave a mess in the
vehicle. So I guess it's my own fault. But yeah, I'm looking forward to to getting away and spending time with some family, and you'll be in good hands because you'll have Tony Venetti, Dave Jennings and also Scott Fitzgerald filling in while I'm gone. So enjoy Are you someone that packs like way ahead of time? If I don't, I get super stressed. So there are certain times where I'm able to pack a couple of days ahead of time, But in situations where I can't, and you know, it just happens,
and it's more stressful that way. All right, So let me ask you this. If you were in the same position I'm in, when you're leaving tomorrow morning for a trip that'll keep you gone for four nights in five days, when would you have your bag packed and ready? I would have liked it to be packed yesterday if I was leaving tomorrow. Okay, so you would have liked it, meaning like you would have liked to have it
packed on Monday, knowing you're leaving Wednesday. Yeah, the day before you leave, to me is best if it's a day of kind of just relaxing before you get up and get in the car. So is it more just about the process and like the mental component of packing for a trip or is it like you have because I don't. I mean, I feel like you wouldn't have a lot to pack, right, Like I mean not bringing you know, I mean, I'm gonna bring enough clothes, always enough in case,
you know, something happens. But I think I am in the minority when it comes to packing. I don't even consider it to be procrastinating. I can pack the night before a trip and be totally fine and not worry about it ahead of time. Not you know, think I'm gonna forget something. I think mourning of or day of is different. I think that's like a that's a scramble because then you're overthinking it and worrying that you left something.
But I am wired to. I mean, I could be gone for a week and I'll pack the night before and as long as we've done laundry and stuff, I'm good to go. Like I don't. That doesn't stress me. It doesn't take me a crazy amount of time to pack. But you know, my wife totally different situation, Like you know you haven't even packed yet. No, we haven't. We're not leaving to tomorrow. Like if if I wake up day of trip and I haven't started packing, then
you can be upset, like, don't have to worry about me. I'm gonna get my stuff packed and it's gonna be fine. But I think a lot of people like to get the packing done ahead of time, And here I may have just figured out why I have this pre travel anxiety. Maybe if I packed way ahead of time, then I'd never worry about it. But I don't feel like my anxiousness has anything to do with packing, because
you know, I'm gonna pack close and that's really gonna be it. I'm gonna take my backpack that as my laptop, and uh, there are you know. I'm trying to think of something I could forget that would be really like a really big deal like that. It would be like, oh,
I can't believe I forgot that. Yeah. See, I'm the kind of person who always I overthink that I'm going to forget something, and it's usually something like even if I forgot it, it's probably not a big deal, even though in my head, I'll just be super pissed that I left something. Same here, like I think if I left my laptop, I would be very very like I would feel naked, like I would feel like I don't know what, I've got to turn around. I gotta go home on
my laptop. But there's also a chance I take the laptop and never open it on this trip, just because you know, I don't know what I'll need, but just knowing that if I had to do some work, if I had to send an email, if I had to I mean, and I have been times needed the laptop because even though I'm on vacation, like I gotta, you know, there's things I got to keep up with.
But yeah, I lose, like other than leaving my wallet with my license and my phone, I can't really because if it's closed, that would be not ideal. But I can get closed, you know what I'm saying. I can go to a store and buy, you know, an outfit. I mean, you remember what happened on my way to Atlanta, right, I had to stop and get closed? Yeah, because there was I mean, it was I mean, I I don't that was a trip that we
were I don't even know if people know this. I don't remember talking about it beforehand, so maybe it's not something anybody new or I'm sure you don't care about it. That was like a last minute decision, like we thought we planned on going. We were gonna be going to Atlanta for the Louisville, Georgia Tech Game last year, but leading into it, it just started to seem like more work than what we would get out of being there.
And I really thought, okay, you know, first post postgame show of the Jeff brom era, I don't want to have any hiccups, Like maybe it would be best to just stay back to it in studio because I'm gonna have to leave the I'm gonna have to leave the hotel at halftime and get settled in for the postgame show so I can make sure we're on the air.
And at the end, I just decided let's go ahead and do it because I don't want to not be there as Bron makes his debut and it's a you know, standalone game, prime time on a Friday night on ESPN. And I was glad that we went. But because of that, you know, last minute, and I mean woke up and decided, all right, we're going. I brought the clothes on my back, that was it. So actually know, I brought a pair of like basketball shorts to sleep in and like a T shirt, but like I didn't actually have, you
know, clothes to wear to the game. And I wasn't like going to be dressing up in like a you know, sport code or anything like that. But I had, you know, I wasn't. I didn't Louisville gear, which you're not really supposed to wear in the press box. Anyway, so we stopped along the way and we were on a time crunch too. We had to be on the air at three o'clock. We barely made it, if you remember, which I'm sure you don't. People don't remember.
I was guess I was talking to John there, but it was kind of a scramble. I think we actually started the show on the phone, maybe because of the scramble, But anyways, they have Yeah, like that was like that was where I forgot clothes. But you know, there's plenty of places you can buy clothes. And I'm not somebody that you know, is really worried about fashion and style because I don't have any anyway with the clothes I have as my own. You know, it's not like I'm you know,
I've got something that I really want. Like, for example, we're going on this trip, I have no clue what I'm gonna wear. I'm just gonna throw a bunch of clothes that I typically wear into this into this suitcase, and that's gonna be it. So I didn't mention this the other day, but I nearly lost my driver's license in Delaware. Oh No. We were at a state park called Cape Henlopen, and in order to ride the bikes around the state park, you have to give them your driver's license.
And when we finished up, we were in such a hurry to leave. My wife was having kind of like an issue that we had to deal with, and I just left it there. In about six hours later, the people at the state park called me and I I didn't even be cause I lost it, but thankfully they called me and I went back and got it. Yeah, that's something that you could go without and not know it
for a long time, exactly until you get pulled over. Yeah even Yeah, you could be without your license because honestly, how often, like I don't I know, you don't buy a lot of booze. I don't get carted anymore because I'm not, And you probably wouldn't get card anyway, because you don't look twenty one. You're far from twenty one, but twenty five to twenty six. Yeah, twenty six, So you know that's a good point. The ID would be something that you would really not You could go
a long time without knowing you don't have it. Now if you're and this is what I guess, if you open your wallet and see that it's not there, it would stand out. But you know, for me, I have and I don't know why I have this underneath my actual ID, I have an older ID that became was it expired, No, it's an ID that is an old from It's the last idea that I had before we moved.
So visually, you know, my dumbass wouldn't even be able to see that I don't actually have a legitimate license because you know that one is not valid because I had to get a new one because we moved. So yeah, I guess like airports, you always need it, but you didn't fly, so yeah, yeah, I can't. That's scary. That's weird to think about. What are situations I guess I get other than getting pulled over where you kind of immediately need your license pulled over carded to buy something.
You mentioned alcohol, and we didn't do any of that while we were out there either. I can't. Yeah, I can't think of anything honestly, because I mean, it's a driver's license. Now it's also used to identify yourself and and you know some people actually have IDs but not driver's licenses. But uh, yeah, I I could. That's such a me thing to not have my ID and not realize it. Like months could go buy and I could be thinking, I don't know where I left it, I don't
know who has it, I don't know you know, what happened. But in fact, I have to confess something embarrassing here that is not just it's it's only embarrassing for me because my wife. So there was a time where my wife and this this is a bad look on her, and thankfully, fingers crossed, we no longer deal with this ever again. But my wife lost three iPhones in like an eighteen month period when we were younger, and when you know, we didn't have you know, the means to just go
replace an iPhone, right and one. It happened once and it was just a rare you know, it was just a you know, we really don't even know where she ended up losing it. This was in a world where people were on their phone a lot but nothing like you are now, you know what I mean. And to be fair, my wife, you know, I think this is actually a quality, a compliment to her. She can go without her phone a lot better than I can, and actually a
lot better than I think most people. My wife cannot have her phone for hours and not realize it, and sometimes it pisses me off and I need to get a hold of her. She's just you know whatever. But because of that, she has an Apple Watch, so her phones not on her one of the kids has it watching videos like she'll see on her phone that I'm calling, which I'm glad that she has that product that is the Apple
Watch. But she lost the first one and it was just kind of you know, we chalked it up as you know, you bad luck, what are you gonna do? So then we got a new one, and then she had it for a long long time and then she left it at a pedlar's mall for some reason. She set it down at a pedlar's mall to look at something left and came back and big surprise, wasn't there anymore. And then we got a replacement. Five days later. She left it at
the tanning bag. Big surprise. Went back, wasn't there, And you know, I know she's not doing it on purpose, but like, come on, like what are we doing here? Like, you know, so it became a really you know, it would be something that I would just casually bring up, not during a fight, but just I'd be a smart ass about make sure you don't leave your iPhone here, like we could be
anywhere in the world. Hey, make sure you just don't sit your iPhone down here, you know, just kind of you know, busting her chops a little bit. That's tough too, because once it happens that many times, you become super self conscious, like, man, am I gonna leave it? Well? What else am I going to leave it? So again I'm not exaggerating, we haven't. He hasn't lost an iPhone since we've had
a kid, So you know, it's a long time. So Karma came back to get me because it wasn't that long after her iPhone issues ended that I continue to leave my debit card places. I would, you know, pay for dinner and it would be given back to me with the receipt to sign and I would just forget it. In fact, one time I left it in an ATM and you know that's dangerous. Yeah. So another another time where I lost it where I just you know, I left it in
the card reader somewhere when I paid for it. And you know, we can quickly cancel the card when we find out it's and and any time that it's happened, there was no there were no charges of somebody using it because I'd left it. But you know the process of getting a new card is never you know that convenient. Uh. And my wife works for the financial institution where we where we bank and keep our money, and they're a little smaller than some of the you know, big national banks to where getting a
card from them as you know, not as convenient. So you know, with that, I complain about how long it takes, and you know, she's giving it right back to me like, well, you probably shouldn't have lost it. So on Father's Day actually it came up. So but le'll be back up. Two days before Father's Day, somehow the iPhone thing came up, and I, you know, couldn't help myself. I took another
jab at her about losing iPhones. So then she threw it right back at me about debit card like you know, and It's true I lost debit cards. Now those didn't cost us any money. The iPhones did. However, We're at the track at Churchill Downs on Father's Day and I lost my debit card and just two days before I was like, what's the last time that's happened. I haven't lost my debit card in forever? Like I was, you know, defensive, and then I realized I didn't have my debit card.
And all it took was you know, me looking for it. And she looked at me with a grin, like, you lost your debit card, didn't you like, like, you know, like almost wanted me to lose it. I think, right, just because we're we're feuding about you know, who loses more stuff. And I got defensive again. I was like, no, I know where it is. It's fight, do you think that? And sure enough I knew I did not have it. So I went back to the last place I bought a beer and said, is
there any chance that somebody left a debit card up here? And she said the lady said what's your name? And I gave her my name and she said, here you go. We were trying to yell at you whenever you were walking away that you left it in the card reader, and I said, yeah, I was probably just in my own world. But I got it back. And my wife, unless she's listening as we speak, does not know that I did in fact lose my I didn't have my pride got
in the way. I didn't have the heart to tell her that she was in fact correct that I did lose my debit card once again. But that's karma. I don't really believe in karma, like on a deep level, but that's just that's what I get, right, Like me acting like, oh no, I haven't lost it in forever, and then two days later I lose it. Have you ever lost something that, like, you know, was a big deal. I can't. I'm gonna guess no. I
mean other than personality. Yeah, the example I just mentioned when we were on vacation, that's probably the close stuff come to losing something that was pretty important and really could have gotten that back somehow. Yeah, like losing things, I mean, what could you lose? That's really if something's really valuable, it's either going to be what's in your wallet, your phone, your car keys, things that you keep on your on your person. You know
this isn't this isn't really losing something. But whenever I worked at UPS, I left my car unlocked frequently, and I was working the night shift, and I don't know how long I'd been working there at this point, but eventually somebody came around was you know, checking doors, and got to mind, took my debit card, all the cash that may have been in my wallet, took books out of my college you know, backpack that kind of stuff, and I just felt like an idiot, Like why did anybody?
Why would anybody leave a car door unlocked when you're working a third shift job in downtown not really down, so you're mad at yourself. Yeah, that was like the first really dumb thing probably ever did as a young adult. At that point, I was probably eighteen or nineteen. Were you able to
get like everything back? I mean, obviously the money you couldn't get back, but like, you know, what was the process like of getting I mean, you get to get a new ID made, I'm sure, And yeah, I remember they canceled my debit card send me a new one that way, But at that age, at that age, I mean, clearly it's a hassle and in an inconvenience, but you probably didn't have a ton of stuff that was that much. Fun of the fact, like I could
see what the uh the person purchased with my debit card. The first place they went was White Castle, So did they get like, did you call the cops? I remember going to the security people in the front of the ups area and they like could file a report or something, but there wasn't really anything they could actually do. They're not going to go track down my phone or my debit card or any of that stuff. It's not that valuable
to them. So I I've shared this story before, but I don't think i've shared it on the air since you and I've worked together, and I probably haven't shared it in a long long time. But I actually lost my wallet when I was eighteen years old, but it was also stolen, so let me so I went to it's not there anymore, But there's a gas station near where I grew up that used to have a subway attached to it. And I was leaving my girlfriend at the time, my now wife.
I was leaving her house and I stopped at to get gas and I went in to get a subway sandwich for dinner, and when I left, I left my wallet on the counter, like right in front of where I was checking out, and I knew that I left it there, but I'd gotten back home to where I was living at the time, turned around and you know, came in there. It's a gas station. So they're up in twenty four seven, and I was like, hey, anybody leave a wallet in here, and they were like, oh, no, you know.
So I go to work the next day. At that time, I'm young, I'm working like my first job. It's in the summer. I think it was the summer before I went away to school, and I was talking to my boss at the time. My dad worked at the company, so it was a guy that you know, I knew other than just working for
him. But I told him I'd lost my wallet and he was like, well, hey, I'm sure because this is two thousand and six, so therefore there's not a lot of like cameras weren't everywhere then, Like you could have security cameras and all that, but it wasn't that common like for restaurants to not have it. But he said, if it's a gas station, they have they have. I mean, they can tell you they can go back and tell you if you left your wallet there on the counter, it
would be right there. And I said, okay, great, So I called him on my break and I said, hey, I was in there last night. I'm just trying to find my wallet. Can anybody like check and just check the camera to see if I left it on the counter. And it was a young employee at the gas station who apparently was really eager to help me out, thankfully, and he checked the security camera and I
didn't get a call back for like two days. So the next call that I got was not from the store, It was from a It was from a detective and he said, hey, you know, this is such and such with with the Louis Metro Police Department. They saw that the guy who worked at Subway grabbed my wallet after I walked out. He walked out of the back of the store and took out eighty dollars cash that I had and threw my wallet in the dumpster. Well, they called the cops on him
and turned him in, so he was arrested. And you know, they told me that they were they were you know, that the stores was pressing charges on him somehow, and that I would you know, they would be in touch and they'd let me know, like you know you're gonna We'll let you know, like there'll be restitution or whatever. So this is in two thousand and six. At that time, I lived with my mom and my
stepdad, and I'm not kidding you. Nine ten years go by and I'm at my other job before I was, right before I left my other job that I had before I was able to do radio full time and work here at iHeart, and I got a call from my stepdad, who you know. It was just like this is like a really you know, I'm not surprised at all by this, knowing him in the relationship we have together. But he could have I don't think most people would have done what he did,
but I'm glad he did. So I'm I'm grown now. I have a child, Like it's been ten years. I live at like I'm grown up. So he calls me at work and he was like, hey call me. You know. He left me a voicemails like hey call me back, it's pretty important. So I called him back. I was like, oh crap, what's going on. I'm worried something happened to my mother or something like that, And he said, Hey, there's a detective that has
come to the house looking for you, like you okay? And I'm like, yeah, like, no clue what in the world this could be about. So he got a number and I called the guy and it was not the same guy from ten years ago, but the guy who got prosecuted for stealing my you know, charged in you know, guilty of commune whatever level of theft that is. He had a long, lengthy criminal history throughout like
his life. Post stealing my wallet, he'd gone to prison. He'd been in prison for like ten fifteen years or you know, ten to fifty year sentence. He was still in prison at the time this happened, but he'd worked off restitution eighty dollars and they were trying to figure out where to have an eighty dollars check mail to me because he'd paid off his restitution for stealing my wallet. And to this day, I've still never received the eighty dollars.
Crazy, isn't that wild? Wow? Yeah? But I mean I'm thinking, i mean, I'm thinking to myself, why is there a detective at my mom's house looking for me? That's not my legal address, but that's the address they just had on file when they filled out the police report. So anyways, if anybody knows how I can track down that money,
which in fact this all made this might all make sense. Now there's like these things you can go in and enter your information and figure out like if you're entitled like you like, if you're entitled to money that you never got back because you overpaid in taxes or something. I was owed a certain amount of money and my buddy showed it to me, and I'm like, I don't know what that could be for. Maybe it's my restitution because he stole
my wallet. And it was more than just eighty bucks too, because it was for whatever it cost to get a new eye, d and all that stuff. But yeah, it took them a long time to really get that thing resolved. But I guess it's actually not resolved considering I still haven't been you know, paid. But anyways, quick break, we'll come back on the other side and keep this thing rolling along. It's coffee and company.
We are feel about Thornton's right here on Sports Talk seven to ninety so in our conversation about losing things, my best friend Matt texted me and reminded me of something he lost that no offense pal, but that would be that'd be tough. He lost his wife's wedding ring, that'd be a tough one. Yeah. Yeah, it's hard to come back from. Yikes. It reminds me though, that I lost my wedding ring briefly. We both kind of
did. So I don't have this problem now, but at one point, if I got into water, not like the shower, but like if I was in even in the pool, it could potentially happen. But the ocean, like if you lose your if you lose your ring in the ocean,
you're not gonna get it unless you're really, really lucky. So we were in Fort Lauderdale for a trip that we went on about, I guess about nine years ago, and I took my wedding ring off on the beach where we had our towels because I didn't want to lose it in the in the ocean, so I just wrapped it up in my T shirt, and uh, you know, it was probably a stupid thing to do because once we got back and I picked up my T shirt, I forgot that my ring
was in there, and it just kind of flew away in the wind and ended up in the sand somewhere. So we're like, you know, using our hands trying to find it. My wife's telling me it's not a big deal like it. You know, we can get a new one. It'll be fine, trust me. It's not something I you know. So I'm thinking, like, I can't lose my wedding ring like it would be It would be you know, it would be sad. So we're we're looking. She's trying to tell me just don't worry about it, and I won't.
I won't hear that because I don't. I'm not gonna quit. I'm gonna try to find it. So there were two couples near where we were at and they you know, saw us, you know, aggressive me, aggressively digging for something in the sand, and they were curious. And then once we told them like why we were doing that, they felt sad for me and just started helping. And sure enough, there's six of us just digging around in the area that the ring could have ended up, and one of
them found it. So and I still have it on my hand today. So what a story? Yeah, this is storytime here in the five o'clock hour. Good stuff, all right, real quick. I wanted to mention this earlier, but I didn't get around to it. So I love the creativity that comes with fantasy football punishment. I think fantasy football has declined in popularity over the years because of sports gambling. I think people spend way more time keeping up with their bets, player props, wagering in general than they
do their fantasy football team. And I have a love hate with my fantasy football league. I'm probably the worst player in our league. I don't keep up with it like I should, and yet they still haven't kicked me out. And that's because I hope that they love me. They talk about things that like are you know, it's normal back and forth about the league, and I don't even think it's like they're speaking a different language to me.
So I don't, you know, I'm not somebody who, like, I'm not obsessed with it, and they aren't either, to be honest with you. But like, I could never walk away from that league. I would never not want it to happen, because you know, it's the boys, it's my lifelong friends. We have our draft every year, which is the best thing we do, and it keeps us communicating with one another. I
mean, our group chat is never about fantasy football anymore. But it all started because it was guys that were in the fantasy football league with us. So, you know, it's it's not what it once was. But I feel like because of what I just described, and I know there's many many other dudes out there that are in a league that has a similar story like that, that's gonna make it to where I don't believe it'll ever go away, and I hope that that's the case. But what I love is the
creativity for the losers, right. I don't remember the first story that went viral about a guy that lost his fantasy football league and had to, you know, really do something nobody would ever want to do for the punishment. You know, I've seen guys who had to go get like a professional ESPN the Body magazine shoot where they had to like be naked with like a football covering their genitals and whatnot, and just super embarrassing. The waffle House challenge
was one. Do you remember that one where a guy had to sit in waffle house for twenty four hours and eat so many waffles. There's a lot of creativity out there. But this one, this one, I don't know how this guy didn't die. This is Joe Deleone, who, by the way, is a former college football player. He actually works for Yahoo Sports, but he posted this and has gone viral thirteen point two million views here
on this tweet. But here's the tweet. It says, I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment. I have to sit on I had to sit at a McDonald's for twenty four hours unless I can eat my way out of it. So here's the Uh, I don't know how. I don't know that. Yeah, there's the let me try to find the thread here. But yeah, so time reduction. So each time he eats a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, it
takes forty five minutes off. Each time he eats a big breakfast with hot cakes takes one hundred and twenty minutes off. That's two hours. So again, there's things you can eat that could get you through to take the time off of the twenty four So just to give you an example breakfast, I mentioned the bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. That's forty five minutes thee sausage, egg and cheese McMuffin is forty five minutes. A little lighter breakfast the
sausage McMuffin, it's thirty minutes. But on the breakfast. On the breakfast side, the biggest you know, I mean, two hours can be taken off if you eat the big breakfast with the hotcakes, which of course is pancakes. On the burger items, you can get a double quarter pounder with cheese that takes off an hour. You can get a quarter pounder that'll take off actually, let's see they have it cret. Yeah, you can get a quarter pounder or a big mac. Each of those takes forty five minutes
off. You can also get a double cheeseburger, which takes forty five minutes off. On the chicken and fish sandwiches, all of them are the same forty five minutes off for a MC crispy, a Deluxe Mix Crispy, Spicy mccrispy, filet of fish, MC chicken if you eat ten chicken nuggets takes thirty minutes off. So you can eat twenty chicken nuggets it'll take an hour off. And then fries and side items thirty minutes off for every medium fry that you eat, you get an ice cream in a milkshake, it takes
twenty five minutes off and that's it. So I mean I would be there for twenty four hours, wouldn't you. I mean, I mean, just by hold on one second, yeah, I mean, John's getting about to throw up in there because he's just thinking about having to shove all this McDonald's down his throat at. I mean, i'd probably eat, you know, once for every meal, but that wouldn't be enough to really substantially take my
time off. Of the McDonald's sentence, I'd probably shave off a couple of hours maybe, So he said he received a lot of consulting on this. So the goal is if he can eat twenty hash Browns, he can be out of there in less than ten hours. And I did later see because he was all over. He was on a bunch of shows, doing interviews, doing media hits, because of course, you know, this is a creative and clever way to punish. Sure, you're a loser of your fantasy
football league. But he and I actually think hash Browns would be a good way to go, because anytime you eat a hash brown it's gonna take off twenty five minutes, and I can go through those things in three bytes, two bites. If I'm really you know, that's true, trying to just scarf him down, and it wouldn't be a race like I would. I would not inhale all this. If think, if you just gradually work your
way up, you can maybe not get out of their asap. But instead of being there for twenty four hours, you're there for you know, eight or five. I don't know, but I don't, you know, I'm pretty simple with McDonald's, which, by the way, I like McDonald's like I don't. Sometimes it's become cool to like knock McDonald's, like, oh who eats that? I haven't had McDonald's in ten years. Well, okay,
well enough people are eating it. They're doing pretty well. I don't try to eat McDonald's a lot, but like, I like McDonald's, but what I get there, Like I could put away two double cheeseburgers, and that would be let's see here, that would be is it on here? Yeah, that would be me taking an hour and a half off, and at that point I couldn't eat much more. If I eat two double cheeseburgers in one sitting, So maybe I give it twenty minutes rest and then I'm
doing it again. Like I wouldn't do well with this. But back to the hash brown. He apparently had shared this on one of the shows he was on that it backfired because he bought a bunch of them at the same time. He bought twenty of them at once. Well, they're not as easy to eat when they're clumpy and not hot and fresh and warm, you
know what I'm saying. Like, yeah, like when it's hot and fresh, it's just like a greasy potato, right, But whenever you have had it sitting out for a while, it's a lot it's a lot tougher to eat. So I would probably be there twenty four hours and just be miserable because I would have tried to eat my way out and I couldn't. I wouldn't be able to do it. Wouldn't be able to do it. What's your go to? McDonald's. Do you have one go to? No? I don't know if I have a McDonald's go to. I used to like,
I think this is a limited menu item. But when they did spicy nuggets, those are okay. And by the way they do, I think twenty nuggets could be like I don't remember what it said as far as how much that. Yeah, so if you get so if you get ten McNuggets, it takes off thirty minutes. I could be wrong because I rarely, I raally get the mc nuggets. But I've had them before and they're fine. But I feel like I could put those away pretty quickly because they're pretty
small, Like ten wouldn't be a big deal. But then again, you know, I've never had ten, so maybe I'm totally wrong on that. But yeah, that chicken biscuits pretty fire too, but that probably doesn't take off very much time. Yeah, I'm trying to find some of the fantasy football some of the more Again, I've mentioned some of the I've mentioned some
of the biggest punishments. The one where the guy had to sit at waffle house was really creative because I mean, I feel like that was like the first time one of these things went viral because somebody was kind of live tweeting live tweeting as they were going through it, and like people were like, damn, I want to see is this guy a live Uh? This is a good rundown. Here this says, and this is this is interesting.
Uh this apparently there's a guy in Indiana who had a league and the last place finisher had to endure a full body waxing session like pictures Steve Carell in forty year old version. That would be that'd be tough. Uh someone had to die their hair totally wacky color and that wouldn't be fun. Oh, this would be brutal. Oh man, Like you have to go to an open mic night at stand up comedy Oh no, oh god, I'm getting like I'm cringing even like thinking about it. Oh man, that would be
bad. That may be the worst I can especially if you're not funny, Like, that would be the worst I can I could I can think of. Uh, somebody had to serve as the league winners butler for a weekend. That could That would be brutal. But then again, I think you know, uh, they if it's your friend, they probably wouldn't be you
know, it wouldn't be too hard on you. But yeah, having to go to do an open mic night at a comedy club as somebody who you know doesn't do comedy, that would be like I would just say sorry, guys, you can kick me out of the league. I'm not doing it. That's not my thing. All right, quick break, we'll come back on the other side. We may talk sports at some point. I'm not sure. I'm not going to promise anything, but stick around. Who knows,
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and I don't have as much time as I planned on it. But this is what I think you're going to start to see across college basketball in these MTE events, which for those who don't know what it is, it's the multi team events, the no late November early December type of tournaments that you
see like the Battle Fortlantis, those kind of events. And you're also gonna see it in college football bowl games, and that is NIL being up for grabs, and that will incentivize I mean, that's probably gonna incentivize guys to play in bowl games that typically wouldn't because they can make some money. But also I think you're gonna see in basketball. I mean that's not I mean,
guys don't opt out of those games. But I think it's just another reason why someone may decide to stay in college rather than going pro overseas because maybe their NIL situation is decent. But this, you know this, uh, it's called the what's it called here? The Players Yeah, the players
era A tournament is the Vegas Tournament next year in college basketball. First of it's kind to where every team participating is going to share a million dollars each among you know the team, and the winning team will get another one million dollars to share. And that it's going I mean, you're gonna see. I think you're gonna see teams lining up to participate in this PIAU. It's
gonna help us recruiting tool. And also you're gonna see more of these events pop up because it's it's I mean, you need to pay ANIL to keep these guys around and last that check. That's that's whatever. I mean, that's it's helping. No sport has benefited from I think viewership and entertainment from
the portal than college basketball and inn IL as well. So I mean, maybe others disagree, but viewership is up, better, players are staying in college longer, and I don't know about you, but I think that's good for the game. All Right, we're out of here. Enjoy the rest of your week and I'll talk to you on Monday. See you, guys,