Today we're praying for a day where society returns to a feeling of public free love and forgiveness. We chat about Sonic Burger crimes, Rudy's hanky habits, vacation blunders and how institutionalized racism will keep us from learning about UFO's.
Today we cancel all your holiday plans and talk about the new dystopian landscaper small businesses. For #round topics we're chatting about conspiracies, man buns, illegal deeds, and what we will be like as elders.
Today we're talking about the Four Seasons Landscaping saga, vaccine news, dolphin phalluses, and Jake's got a very culinary take on cooking a good steak.
Today we've got sand technology, bagels, bi-curiosity, furry dolphins and the old analog vs. digital conversation. VOTE!!!
Today we chat Carens, America's best breakfast sandwich, missing hikers, and microwave technology. we also give an update on the murderous hornets invading America.
Today we talk about living in the simulation, zoom call failures, milkshakes, Halloween costumes, and pumpkin spice dip.
Today we talk about crazy auto trends, annoying YouTube tutorials, Guy Fieri (living saint), woodland creatures and Burger King.
Today we talk about the White House super spreaders, underground volcanos, crappy-chinos, italianos, Dick's new food trucks, and wet water.
Today we fight about what a cappuccino is, thanks a lot Kelsey. Then we talk about laundered condoms, racist idiots, and whether pumpkins are pumpkins.
Today we talk about coffee! We spitball about the trappings and delights of home espresso. Then it's on to cats vs dogs, seasonal depression and the rampant incest of Back to The Future.
Today we're James less in Seattle. We reckon with our new designation as an Anarchist hotspot, talk aliens of course, Chapelle calling out the haters, the Notorious RBG, and Trump Chic.
Today it's just James and Jake and it's way more chill than you'd expect. We talk about all things that go into running a business, smokageddon, brand appearance and we announce the winner of our first giveaway!!!!
Today we follow up on manscaping, talk about the upcoming election, buying houses, gender reveal fires and pay our respects to King Chadwick.
Today we talk about manscaping, feeling' yourself, judging a wine by its cover, CiTiEs On FiRe and pandemic helmets.
Cant really remember what this one was about but Im sure Jake got mad at James, Ross tried to walk the center line, and we talked about John Wick and Sandy B.
Today isn't actually today. Its last week because Ross doesn't actually care about the pod, so we had to record two episodes in advance. He's off gallivanting in the woods, but hopefully you can forget that and lose yourself like B Rabbit while we talk about #freebrittney, Kratom, and moldy jam.
There's holes in the ocean, we're traveling through them and back in time to Dave Mathew's tour bus to drop a deuce along the Chicago freeway. Maybe we'll eat some magic jelly beans and enter the afterlife where malls are run by Amazon, and oat milk is actually good for you.
The Astronaut dads have landed, and thats no eggcorn. James gets buzzed and Jae has a mullet. The world is ending and all we've got to say about it is stay out of Five Guys if you're allergic to peanuts. You only live once, Sobe you.
Today we express our astonishment at fringe conspiracies, talk about levitating scarabs, fecal transplants, and internet hating sharks. Wear a mask.
Today we start the episode over 4 times, and talk about peeing in Verizon stores, Trader Joe's rebrand, what it would have been like to do a good job on Covid and critics (Ross loves them)
Today we are without Ross. It was hard and I don't really remember what we talked about. (Ross usually writes these) If you're feeling wild, give James and Jake a chance and take a ride on the giraffe human.
Today we're talking about Kanye's political aspirations, the death of Jimmy John's, our worst jobs, and fireworks (apparently controversial).
Today we discuss the sub ocean and its secrets. We talk about the nature of biz, time travel, Borat, and remaining Key Arena.
Today we make plans for how to deliver the show to the masses after "the shit goes down". We try to figure out if we're NASCAR fans, and talk about Elon aka space Karen. We also discuss the ongoing confusion that is WEAR A FUCKING MASK.
Today we talk about the difficulty of reopening during Covid. We dig into what grinds our gears and talk about the likelihood that 30 some planets in our galaxy sustain life. Also, WEAR A FUCKING MASK.
Today we discuss the world wide protests and give an update on the very successful fund raiser you all helped with. We also talk about the coffee communities own problem with discrimination and what all of us can individually do to keep our eyes on the prize.
JAMES IS BACK! We discuss our solidarity with Black Lives Matter and what we can all do to support the protests. We also discuss Lance Armstrong, coffee smells, and other coffee podcasts.
Today its just Jake and Ross, we sip on bourbon Dalgonas, and we talk about the usual: robots, bidets, social media, Tom Brady, and the never-ending virus that is consuming our hopes and dreams.
Today we wax that Covid again and discuss the state of things. We're without James (safety first) and talk about vaccines, trying to run a business, PPP, conspiracy goobers, marble racing and how weird sports will be during the pandemic.
Today we Skype in and episode to discuss what else? Ear wax of course. We also talk about how the virus is hobbling small business and what we will all do once its over.
