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Episodes

Ep. 13: Totes!

You’ve got to start somewhere, and teaching kids how to use hashtags is somewhere. Topics The Podcasters Dilema The World Cup Nazi Germany Is Sam Adams hipster? Self-Serve Dog Wash Matt makes excuses Basic utilities How the internet works Matt’s dog updates You can pee in the front yard The house Tips for stress free living Vacation Bible School German airplanes Jason Fried again Matt gets facts wrong Covering up mistakes Justin keeps it mellow Selfies Photos The feet picture What happened to Co...

Jul 08, 2014•52 min

Ep. 12: I Wouldn't Say You're Round

It might help if we planned it out a bit more. Topics Hot Topics Pros and cons of being homeless Relationship statuses More on Matt’s new house How home loans work Sponsor break Justin’s TV recap Murdered Matt takes a call Road rage protocol The dogs ruin things again Dog fights explained The Critique Am I Coffee or Donuts? Roderick on the Line - Link Back to Work - Link The Vision The Pitch Another bad ice cream incident Craig T. Nelson - Link...

Jun 06, 2014•31 min

Ep. 11: I Have Llamas

There’s rich, and then there’s llama rich. Topics A public congratulations Mixed gender raising Making babies Repeating Google maps Matt’s new house Boy Scouts The Wolf on Wallstreet - Affiliate link This American Life: I Was So High - Link Carefree Venereal Syndrome Quarter of a million Dollars Deborah is for real Merch The Ice Cream Binge Old fashioned donuts Donut Rising - Link Justin’s surgery Blood pressure Keratin Matt complains about being tired Probably poor financial advice Mother’s Day...

May 08, 2014•48 min

Ep. 10: Trains and Socialism

A special live recording, where by “live” we mean, in the same room. Topics A Pinterest Man Date Chips In person Justin’s outfit Profanity on clothing Spay and/or neuter Justin deals with an airline Matt’s flight cancellation #supertrain - link Trains v. Planes Anniversary Vacation without Matt Disney World Downward dog I can smell my own snot Puremints Gingermints - Affiliate link Dogs post operation Dog pain threshold Going to sleep for surgery Correction Matt meant RadioLab when he mentioned ...

Apr 30, 2014•39 min

Ep. 9: It Was a Catholic Wedding

Celebrating the parsley anniversary of our podcast. Topics This is avant-garde Strange man in the front yard Name badge disguise Trouble on the street Telepathic warnings Guess what? Bathroom stories. Step Brothers - Affiliate link Unfortunate hand dryer placement Anniversaries? Jewelry stores suck A speck means you’re poor Wedding and engagement rings Coffee and Donuts Tech talk introduces the iWatch® Email bragging Back to Work - Link Google Glass Chrysler Concorde - Link Virtual Boy - Link Pe...

Apr 23, 2014•48 min

Ep. 8: Not Smart Enough to Work at SeaWorld

If our education system focused more on the Gilligan Effect, and less on ‘rithmetic… Topics Squeeky bottles The White Palace Becoming sentimental Alcohol at weddings Cookie tables - Link Cake vs. Cupcake Cassata Cake Smoking inside Trigger Happy TV - Link Trigger Happy TV - Affiliate link First day as coach The whole point of the game is head trauma Matt’s failed football career A New Link Between Traumatic Brain Injury and Suicide - Link Wresting WWF/WWE Wrestling - Link The Ultimate Warrior - ...

Apr 15, 2014•1 hr 6 min

Ep. 7: That's a Boy with Some Hips

None of this is anything like the book. Topics We have coffee 21 Day Sugar Detox - Affiliate Link Justin’s big announcement The announcement photo - Link Matt’s less big announcement Not afraid to admit I cry OK, a little ashamed Russell Crowe is enough of a reason Propaganda Comic book movies Where’s DC The Justice League Kids love Superman The Flash - Link 77 Facts That Sound Like Huge Lies But Are Actually Completely True - Link The Wonder Years - Link Bob’s Burgers - Link Lady Fantastic - Sp...

Apr 08, 2014•43 min

Ep. 6: My Spirit Letter

Have you ever really sat down and counted all the stars. There’s a whole lot of them. Topics Home renovations Matt is high on polyurethane Dog fights Matt references a very wrong movie Dances with Wolves - Affiliate link The correct movie Whitefang - Affiliate link Espresso Living the bachelor life Snapple Home improvement projects Puppies and ruin just about anything The problem with swearing Justin chases a dog around the streets Matt’s dog attack story Threes for iOS - Link Walking Dead Game ...

Apr 01, 2014•1 hr

Ep. 5: Deborah had Crazy Eyes

You know who forgot to put the malt in your malt? That’s Deborah, and you can never be sure if she’s looking at you. Topics Being podcast rich Asparagus pee What happens when you miss the moon? Doctor Who - Link Bates Motel - Link Sled ramps Are you invincible? The kids menu Malt explained Appetizers Friendlys - Link Moms The Rock-A-Thon The problem with the Rocky statue - Link The Hobo code - Link Mad Men - Link Mad Men Lawnmower Scene - Link Breaking Bad - Link Talking to the dental hygienist ...

Mar 25, 2014•1 hr 6 min

Ep. 4: Sharktease

Don’t worry, we talk about bathroom activities again. Topics The Lost Episode Paradox The time of the bunny Catholicism The Easter Bunny Cadbury Cream Eggs - Affiliate Link Knowing spanish at a Mexican restaurant Cadbury Cream Eggs on Wikipedia - Link Kit Kat on Wikipedia - Link Kit Kat - Affiliate Link Kit Kat Chunky Bar - Affiliate Link Mr Goodbar Full Size - Affiliate Link Dairy Queen - Link Quality toilet paper Bidet vs Urinal Bidet - Affiliate Link How to wear a bathing suit Couples shoppin...

Mar 18, 2014•1 hr 12 min

Ep. 3: Crop Rotation LLC

This time, Justin and Matt talk about food, grooming, music, and pitch million dollar ideas to the shark tank. Topics Include Grooming follow up The McGriddle Sheetz Sriracha Nightmares Sriracha - Affiliate link Alternate Sriracha - Link Bacon Some Kind of Monster - Affiliate link This is Spinal Tap - Affiliate link Pink Floyd - Link Jam bands Singers Cursive - Link Against Me! - Link Justin’s SLAP tear - Link Luna bars Justin pronounces apostrophes Cliff bars Matt’s eyebrow revelation Roderick ...

Mar 11, 2014•1 hr

Ep. 2: Loofah Kid

In this episode of Coffee and Donuts, Justin and Matt explain all the dos and don'ts of male grooming, then dig into parenting skills, and what to do if the world suddenly turns against you. Topics Include Proper Beard Maintenance Old Spice Illegal Neck Workouts 12 Step Justin Scent How to use soap Should you be exfoliating? Mustache Bedding - Affiliate Link The beards of future past Mustache sheet affiliate link Going bald Kingpin DVD - Affiliate Link Kingpin Stream - Affiliate Link Cool guy ha...

Mar 08, 2014•55 min

Ep. 1: Puberty Ruins Armpit Farts

In the first episode of Coffee and Donuts, Justin and Matt talk about losing skills as we age, the importance of rollerblading, and whether or not face tatoos are suitable for toddlers. Topics Include Ibuprofin Pepto Bismol The Elevator Pitch Eating apple cores Public fruit Kids as incubators of death Backseat parenting How to act at Guitar Center What to do when you meet Yngwie Malmsteen The Superbowl Anthony Kiedis Tweet Celebrity Net Worth: Anthony Kiedis Justin’s Workshop Video games Too old...

Mar 08, 2014•46 min

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