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cocteau twinks

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i like being kicked in the balls
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cocteau twinks - episode 22 (ethan's code switching)

hi everyone new episode hey hey hope u enjoy FOREHEAD REVEAL please don't bully us or i will deactivate we wanted to be brave and fearless yall it's really hard to be a queer person of colour sometimes we talk about jade's recent hardships we watched the substance we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova ok bye love u love u meow mew :3

Oct 02, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 22

cocteau twinks - episode 21 (our nonbinary tea is valid)

UH HUH HONEY HEYYYY GIRL NEW EPISODE yippee yahoo sorry idk why we started talking about rick and morty please ignore that . i wasn't too sure what to call this episode it's not really "our" non binary tea technically just jade's (mine), but the last episode had my name in the description so i didn't want to repeat it again. i'm starting to realise that i talk a lot i'm sorry. also look at ethan's armpits after the episode sooo nice and sweaty. also not ethan committing violence against a queer ...

Sep 26, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 21

hawk tuah twinks - episode 20 (jade is a bad lesbian)

HEYYY everyone new episode sorry for late upload yall we have been busy busy boots what do we talk about in this hmmm basically us flopping as per usual nothing new connell waldron is ethan's new bias well yes! please subscribe to our patreon please please please don't prove im riiight we will post more i promise lol

Sep 21, 20241 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 20

cocteau twinks - episode 14 (male creatives from Naarm are all evil)

hello welcome hi gay SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON new episode we talk about ethan and jade flopping we r so bad at dating we actually suck and are going to die alone we talk about mpreg and cis-men who want to be paid for on the first date deserve to get hit by a truck and ethan spirals at some point and we do a fake laugh competition wow so awesome so so awesome and fun please listen for enlightenment yes!!!!

Aug 09, 20241 hr 9 minSeason 1Ep. 14

cocteau twinks - episode 13 (taurus men should not be allowed to have children)

hey hello hi everyone n3w episodxe our best one yet its so so awesome and good a nd u will like it. u wil.l like it, i am typing on my bbrother's k,eyboard an d it sux i hate it lol af also sorry for footage loss i hate iphone i am glad that steve jobs died salutations xoxo

Jul 31, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 13

cocteau twinks - episode 11 (our good and bad traits)

hey everyone long time no see!!! we r back to regular degular scheduled programming we talk about our recent trip to NZ and our good and bad traits enjoy hope u enjoy mwah xx x x

Jul 17, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 11

cocteau twinks - episode 10 (asian diaspora)

hello new ep we r in NZ rn having a ball hope u guys like sorry we're literally so dead af prior to recording this we've been trying to plan our trip lol ok hope u love goodbye goodbye

Jun 23, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 1Ep. 10

cocteau twinks - episode 8 (jade vs white women)

heyy everyone new episode hope u like if u can't see what we're doing bc ur listening we are giving each other head for a really large portion of the vid so make sure to check youtube yes we loveee fellatio we loveee cunnilingus pleaseee pleaseeee watch oh yeahh oh yeahhhhh

Jun 09, 20241 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 8

cocteau twinks - episode 5 (ethan reveals all)

hello helo hi helo welcome new epsiode its okay i guess i thought it was sort of funny but if u didnt thats ok too we loveeee vine i need a one dance

May 16, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 5
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