hi everyone new episode hey hey hope u enjoy FOREHEAD REVEAL please don't bully us or i will deactivate we wanted to be brave and fearless yall it's really hard to be a queer person of colour sometimes we talk about jade's recent hardships we watched the substance we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova we hate cinema nova ok bye love u love u meow mew :3
UH HUH HONEY HEYYYY GIRL NEW EPISODE yippee yahoo sorry idk why we started talking about rick and morty please ignore that . i wasn't too sure what to call this episode it's not really "our" non binary tea technically just jade's (mine), but the last episode had my name in the description so i didn't want to repeat it again. i'm starting to realise that i talk a lot i'm sorry. also look at ethan's armpits after the episode sooo nice and sweaty. also not ethan committing violence against a queer ...
HEYYY everyone new episode sorry for late upload yall we have been busy busy boots what do we talk about in this hmmm basically us flopping as per usual nothing new connell waldron is ethan's new bias well yes! please subscribe to our patreon please please please don't prove im riiight we will post more i promise lol
hey flops new episode umm we love gay people well yes omg u guys we've been uploading videos for so long how awesome is that also i will have a new phone next time we record so camera will not be janky sorry in advance love u all love u all
HI SURPRISE DOUBLE EPISODE THIS WEEK SORRY WE MISSED UPLOAD LAST WEEK enjoy lol
hello new episode sorry we missed last weeks upload we couldn't book a room lol hope u enjoy
hey divas new ep welcome hope u enjoy i had so many things i wanted to cover but i forgor been feeling a lot recently so hope thats ok with u all lol i was lowkey in heat apologies BRAT SUMMER FOREVER
h hi hi hi new episode ohh yeahhh!!! o yehhahh!! enjoy hope u enjoy idk why ethan was speaking so quietly at times he will turn his mic up next time turn it up by pinkpantheress well yes!
hello welcome hi gay SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON new episode we talk about ethan and jade flopping we r so bad at dating we actually suck and are going to die alone we talk about mpreg and cis-men who want to be paid for on the first date deserve to get hit by a truck and ethan spirals at some point and we do a fake laugh competition wow so awesome so so awesome and fun please listen for enlightenment yes!!!!
hey hello hi everyone n3w episodxe our best one yet its so so awesome and good a nd u will like it. u wil.l like it, i am typing on my bbrother's k,eyboard an d it sux i hate it lol af also sorry for footage loss i hate iphone i am glad that steve jobs died salutations xoxo
hey everyone new episode sorry 4 late upload lol we're busy!!! we talk about umm umm super awesome stuff please listen if ur not and want to learn things
hey everyone long time no see!!! we r back to regular degular scheduled programming we talk about our recent trip to NZ and our good and bad traits enjoy hope u enjoy mwah xx x x
hello new ep we r in NZ rn having a ball hope u guys like sorry we're literally so dead af prior to recording this we've been trying to plan our trip lol ok hope u love goodbye goodbye
hey hello hey sorr y for late upload ... . its here!!! its here !! yayy yiopppee yippeee thanks for waiting so patiently
heyy everyone new episode hope u like if u can't see what we're doing bc ur listening we are giving each other head for a really large portion of the vid so make sure to check youtube yes we loveee fellatio we loveee cunnilingus pleaseee pleaseeee watch oh yeahh oh yeahhhhh
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hey hey hello new episode we talk about really awesome and relevant things definitely listen to this podcast if you like topics also sorry iPhone stopped recording video for a bit please forgive us sorry
hello helo hi helo welcome new epsiode its okay i guess i thought it was sort of funny but if u didnt thats ok too we loveeee vine i need a one dance
new episode please dont enjoy sorry we'll do better next week
WHEREVER JADE'S SOULMATE IS HIDING COME OUT RIGHT NOW STOP PLAYING GAMES BY SUMMER WALKER FT. BRYSON TILLER COME COLLECT YOUR POOKIE NO MORE MIND GAMES NO MORE TRICKS THIS AINT HALLOWEEN DO U WANT MEEE DO U WANNA WANT ME LIKE THATTTT crying emoji crying emoji prayer hands emoji we talk with our good friend lala hope u like him sorry hes a bit quiet
hello new ep enjoy or die also i lost footage bc my phone stopped recording at some point so IGNORE THATTT
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