This is Co Op Chronicles episode nine. Welcome back to Co Op Chronicles. This is episode nine. I'm Pint Sized Geisha. And today I have Black Label. Hello. And that's it. That's it. Hazzily is not here. She had a little emergency with her puppy. Yeah. So she's out today. So today is episode two of Dynamic Duo. Dynamic Duos. Yeah. Duo. Duo. Duo. Us. Us. My love. I'm so hot. I'm so uncomfortable. I'm sweating so bad right now. It's so hot up here. I'm dying.
For people who don't know and listen, we have no air ventilation up here so it is like Yeah. It's hot. It's like 80 degrees outside. So it's like a hundred degrees in here and we have our computers and all equipment. We're dying We have his computer my computer the lights the fan is no help The window don't open the skylight doesn't open. There is no Ventilation and i'm very uncomfortable. Yeah, i'm sweating. Anyways, let's let's just get into this right now.
This is gonna be like a Just another couples episode so I got a few questions for us. So, um Let me get down to the bottom, the nitty gritty right here. Gotta make sure you didn't ask any of the questions you asked before. No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. Yeah. Um, and if I did, you'll let me know, but most of these I didn't. So, um, we've talked about, like, who we are, what we do and stuff. Have we, though? Yeah, I mean, what have we not talked about?
No, I don't think we've gone in depth about who we are and what we do in our lives because we were planning to have like getting to know your Host episodes, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, so we'll still do that later. Yeah, we'll do that then We'll do that. No, we gotta do the ghosts The for the next one because we are supposed to do ghosts today. Yeah Yeah, and then maybe after that we'll do like getting to know your host. Yeah So, uh, how do we like to spend our weekends together?
This, this is all we do. We play video games all weekend long and do nothing. And then do a podcast on Saturday, clean the house on Sunday, reset. That's it. I used to have Mondays off. So Mondays was my. My errand day and get everything done day, but now I have Friday's off. Yeah. And I usually just work from home, so that's chill. Yeah. Um, you really don't do much on the weekends. Yeah, this is about it. Sometimes we'll go out, go to Seattle, do an escape room, but that's kind of rare.
Yeah, it'd be fun. Yeah. So. If you had a dream vacation, if you, if you can go on a dream vacation anywhere in the world, where would it be? And why is it still going to be Bali? No, I don't think it's Bali anymore. Um, I, I did want to retire in, in Bali for a really, really long time. Well, not necessarily retire, but move to Bali once our kids are all grown. But no, maybe not Bali. Um, anywhere in the world.
I think maybe Japan or Italy and why is because I want to find our tiny house and land so we can move in. In Italy? Either Italy or Japan. I don't, I don't want to live in the United States anymore. Yeah, I kind of want to go to like the UK or Ireland. Ireland might be nice. I just don't know their, um.
Their foreigner law like property laws and so on and so forth in bali You have there's no way for for an american citizen to buy property Um, you have to rent it out for like 10 years and then after 10 years, then you can buy property but like japan Is changing their laws to where foreigners foreigners can buy property now I keep seeing all those instagram things where they're like Move to Switzerland or move to Sweden or move to Italy or Japan and yeah hook up with the women.
So because we're populations dropping Stuff like that. Oh, that's only in Japan right now. No, it was like I've never seen it in Sweden or Switzerland I've seen it in Sweden. You're full of it. No, I did see it. Okay What's the most memorable trip That we've taken together. I guess the only one we've ever, I mean, we've taken a lot of like staycations. Local ones. Yeah. What's your most memorable one? I want to say Long Beach. Yeah, why? That one was a good one. It's where you proposed.
I did propose there. Yeah, you proposed in Long Beach and it was like a staycation and it was our anniversary. But yeah, it was very Low key, you know, it was chill there. It was chill. We was right on the beach We fell asleep to like the sounds of the ocean their food was kind of good at that hotel That a little bread pudding thing.
Yeah, we had good food and we kind of just stayed and chilled we didn't have like a jam packed weekend full of things we wanted to do because I feel like that's not really our style. Our style is like very low key. Yeah, we're very mellow people Yeah, we don't we don't do a lot of big things. We don't You Yeah. Yeah. I think, uh, I mean, I want to say Hawaii just because I've never been there before.
Oh, Hawaii was a good one, but Hawaii was so, like, jam packed with every day and we were doing something and doing something and doing something. Yeah, that was because we had all the, the little ones, so. Yeah, so, I mean, Hawaii was nice, but I feel like, I just want to relax sometimes. Yeah, which was probably the best one, because it, it was chill.
Although. Man, I guess I'll save this for the, for the ghost one, but I do want to say when we, uh, went to your friend's wedding and we were supposed to stay in the hotel together, you booked this hotel. We're supposed to stay in it together. I'm going to bring it up again in the next one. But yeah, that's a funny story. And you left me. I didn't know she wanted me to stay. Staying the night at her hotel. Yeah. So I stayed in this hotel and it was like, save it for the next episode. Oh man.
Okay. I'll save it for the next one. Save it for the next one. Um, what are some of the hobbies that we do enjoy together? Enjoy together? Uh, gaming. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Gaming. We haven't gamed, we didn't game this together this weekend. Uh, escape rooms. Escape rooms. Uh, we like to try new places to eat. Oh, we love to eat. Yeah, we love to eat. And then when we're eating, we always compare like, oh, this steak is better slash worse or not the best out of all the steaks we've had so far.
Or this bread pudding. Or this apple pie. Which is the best bread pudding? Or the apple pie. Yeah. Or who has the best pasta. Yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. So, have you ever tried learning a new skill or a hobby together and how did it go? I learned how to play Apex. Yeah, you did. I did. Because it was something we could do together. I learned how to Be a better person. No, I learned how to control my anxiety a little better, maybe. Have you though? Not really. Have you though?
I don't know if I've tried, I mean I've tried a new, learning a new skill controlling my anger, but I don't know if I've ever learned a new skill or hobby together with you. Maybe the escape rooms because at first you were like, Oh, that's so weird. That just sounds so weird. Everything is so weird to you unless you try it. And then like the escape room, I, I was trying to convince. Label to go to escape room for how like a couple of weeks and then we finally did one.
Yeah, and he's like Oh, this is so weird. It was it was weird, especially if you don't know what you're doing when you're walking You feel so over doing yeah, but you feel so overwhelmed as a new person when you go into escape room. It's so overwhelming Yeah, but now you like them. Oh, yeah now I like them, but i'm saying i think you're a new person and you're like Hey, we're five and we're five for five No, we five. Five for five. Yeah, if we're O and five. Yeah, we're five for five.
Five for five, but five and zero. So we won. No, we're five. We've escaped all five. Five for five. That's what it means. Yes, I know. If we're O and five, that means we lost five, but we're five and five. You don't have to say five and zero, unless you're saying five wins and five losses. I'm saying five wins and zero losses. Okay, okay, whatever. Okay, that makes more sense then.
Oh, I mean, but it is very overwhelming for a new person to go in there because you, first of all, you have like a stranger talking to you. Second of all, you're getting locked up in a room and you. For your first time you don't you don't know what you're doing.
You don't know how to solve things Like you're but we did it but we did we did it with like 30 minutes or 30 seconds or a minute left No, it was like a minute and a half to two minutes left the first time and then um because you forgot to open up every pocket in the Luggage and we would have been done like 10 minutes before that. Yeah. Yeah, but I killed it on that other room with the Dead by one was it Dead by day, or is, what is it called? I don't know, but I killed it on that one.
Nobody could figure out the last one, and I was like, oh look, and I got it. Yeah, you did. And you and, you and Azalee killed that other one too, the little witch's one, recently. Um, I don't remember the name of that one, but yeah. Um, I think it was like, it was like the alchemist one, but yeah. Um, yeah.
But I mean one thing I want to say about escape rooms is you if you start panicking you can just tell them to open The door, it's not like you're actually locked in there and they're not gonna let you out. Well, nobody wants to be a quitter Nobody wants to be a quitter. Hmm. Okay. Okay. Anyways, have you ever tried? Learning a new skill or hobby together? Oh, is that what I just asked? Okay. Yeah, you're right So do we enjoy working on creative projects together? Share one that we should share?
We are particularly proud of how we know we don't know if you and I, we had to work on a project together, it would be disaster. It would be a disaster. The podcast is a project together. The podcast and I am proud of it. Take care of everything. And I just show up. Okay. I just, I just come to my desk and I talk, I don't take care of anything. And the only thing I would take care of if.
we ever got to that point would be The money and the finances of it because i'm better at finance than you are true, but everything else No, I feel like if you and I worked on a project together, we would butt heads and drive each other crazy We could not do it. Yeah You just judge everything that I say and you're like the way you said what or the way you just did this no It's because you don't like to listen to anybody else's idea, but you're owned even though when i'm right That is false.
That's accurate. I like to debate and then when I try to say my part you're like You're talking never mind, whatever. Whatever. What is your favorite board game to play together and why? I hate that, I hate every game that I play with you. Why? Because you lie to me every game. We brought this up before. And you're so good at lying. And then you get mad at me for not believing you because you just previously lied to me. It's a game. And then come to find out you're lying to me again.
It's a game. Yeah, so you, yeah, I don't like playing any of those board games with you. Um, there's some board games that we've played that aren't like, Secret Hitler or Clue Conspiracy. I mean they're both pretty fun. I mean, I like the, the Clue Conspiracy one. Mm hmm. Secret Hitler's fun. Um. I like the Murder Mystery ones. The, oh, where we're sitting there for like hours? Oh yeah, a couple hours trying to solve a case. Yeah, that's fun. We need to do another one of those.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, do you have any fun or competitive video game challenges that we've done together and who usually wins? No. You. You. You. I think of as like the most damage on apex view. Oh yeah. But I don't try to do that. I'm just better, better. You are better. But for me, when we play, I always look at the damage. Like I never look at the damage. I always look at the damage to see how much I got and compared to you. And when I do do more than more damage than you, I point it out.
Like, look, I should start doing that. Oh no, I do that sometimes. No, because that's all the time. Yeah, I do point out sometimes, like if you, if I, if me and John are popping off and we have like 3K. And then I look over you like 200, 500. I'm like, Hey, nice damage, babe. Good job. Yeah, but that's just being sarcastic. No, no, but you got the reses. You get the reses. Yeah. Um, do you enjoy cooking together? Share a favorite recipe or a cooking mishap? No. Um, I like cooking for the family.
I like cooking. My favorite one so far now is the Little tuna one. The tuna thing. Yeah. All the kids like it. So yeah, it's good. As far as cooking together, no. We don't. Yeah. No, because it's the same situation. If we're put on the same task, we would just get in each other's way and aggravate each other. Plus you don't want to be. Get out of my kitchen. You want one person in the kitchen cooking. You don't want people just getting in your way when you're cooking.
Yeah. Yeah. Um, If you could time travel to any era, which would, uh, which one would you choose and what would you do? You always say what you should have been born in. Yeah, um, I don't know, maybe like the 60s when they have like the diners and the poodle skirts and the, the greasers, like, kind of like grease. The grease times? The grease time, you know. Oh, like the back to the future? Um, yeah, kind of like back to the future, right? Or like, I like the squares. You would be a square.
I'd be a greaser. Are you kidding me? I'm jacked. That doesn't matter. You did sports in high school. You'd be a jock. You'd be like one of those dudes with like the old man sweater and the letterman jacket. Yeah, I don't think so though. I'm more of a chill nerd that just so happens to play sports. Is good at them. Yeah. Um, I think, yeah, no, I think I would be like in the flapper days with the flapper dresses and stuff like maybe the suits, like the mafia suits.
Yeah. Like the blonde Bonnie and Clyde. No, no, no. It was like, uh, I want to say it's like the forties or fifties. I think it's like the twenties. Maybe, maybe. I remember seeing pictures of like my mom's great great grandfather and he was looking like a mobster. Like he hung out with some suspicious people. Yeah, like all his photos. When all the mobsters wore like suits.
Uh, yeah, he like every time you see a picture of her great great grandfather or whatever he was in a suit with a bunch of people and it was like hmm and cameras must have been bugged. Expensive back then too. So yeah, I got bitten today. I got a bug bite. Yeah, I'm starting to itch. Um If you both could have superpowers, what would they be and how would you use them together?
I've always said that I want to turn invisible and make something I touch invisible I think that's so lame why I can walk into a bank and steal a stack and walk out you say this every time I bring it to people Um, I would want to have like, psychic, or like, Why don't you have speed? Yeah, you can have speed, right? And then, I'll walk in the bank invisible, grab a stack, make it invisible, come out, and you pick me up and you run away.
But if you had like, psychic abilities, couldn't you just make people blind? That's not, that's, Or you could make people think that they don't see you. I don't know. That's like Jean Grey level. That's what I'm talking about. Like Jean Grey stuff. Like Phoenix type stuff. I don't know. It's weird when you think about that stuff. Yeah. If you could switch roles for a day, what would you do in each other's shoes? Nothing. Because I hate everything that you do. That I do? Yeah. What do you hate?
You do blood and body parts and people. People? Yeah. I would not want to walk a day in your shoe. I would love to spend a day in your shoes. I would just play video games all day and when a call or ticket came in and be like, Oh yeah, I'll do it. I'll help you. I got it. Just give me some time and then leave it all for the very next day for you to do. I don't do that. No, I'm saying if I was in your shoes for just one day. Yeah, I just leave it all, leave it all for me the next day.
Stay home and leave it for you the next day. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, if you could choose one movie franchise to binge and watch together, which one would it be and why? this answer. Yeah, I wanna say it's either The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings. They're together. Let's just say the, uh, um, Tolkien. Tolkien. The Tolkien universe. I would say That's what the one I would be. Oh, Harry Potter's a good one. Yeah, Harry Potter's a good one. Twilight. Twilight's a good one. I don't care. It's right.
It's obi. It's in Forks, Washington. It's in our state twilight I was a big twilight person Why? It's so bad. I don't know, man. I was just in my feels back then. It was a good, it was a good movie. It was a good ride. I liked it. Team Edward or Team Jacob for you? Team Jacob, all the way. Except it was just weird. Now that I watch it now, I'm like, they do some stupid stuff. It's like, the way they talk to each other, he's like, Hey, Bella, blah, blah, blah. It's like, I don't know, man.
It's just weird. Like, nobody talks like that, but, I mean, it could be. They could be just like, I don't know. Kids that just don't know how to act around people. Yeah, I mean, it came out when we were, what, teenagers? No, I was looking, I was looking at my 30s, 20. Wait, let's look. It's pretty old. It's like 20 years ago. Let's see, 2008. Yeah, so I was 18. What is that? No, that's, what? I graduated in 2018 or 2008. So it's 14 years, right? 2008. I was 24. Er, yeah, 24.
So I was in my mid twenties. Right, we were still young and I guess that's how young people act. But now that you're older and you're mature and you watch it, you're just like, this is terrible. Yeah, I wouldn't mind watching it again though. Ugh, okay. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't mind binge watching it again, I don't know. Um, if you could dine in any restaurant from a movie or game, what would it be? Where would it be and what would you order? You go first. Movie or game?
I think I mentioned this before in one of the previous episodes. I can't remember which one. But I was talking about like I would want to eat the food in one piece because they'd be like killing stuff and they they When Luffy be eating He he's eating good. Yeah, like some big old like Just fatty things and he got Sanji over here preparing meals for him.
Yeah, I would want to do that Um, I don't know Willy Wonka a chocolate factory Okay, or twilight some of those restaurants when they were at the diner and stuff it looked pretty good No, no. Okay, whatever. I'm like, you know how in final fantasy 15 you had to like cook and stuff and You Every time you went to, like, there was restaurants you could go in and they would cook you stuff and it would give you boost and stuff like that.
I would do Final Fantasy XV, but do I remember the names of the restaurants? No. Or any of the foods? No, but I know you can. Um. Do you remember? You know what I'm talking about? I know what you're talking about, like, but I mean, Like the only thing I can think of in like Final Fantasies are like the greens that you feed. I can't I don't know what chocobo. Geesell, geesee. Yeah, the the ones that you, the geesee greens or whatever that you feed the chocobo. Hold on, I'm gonna google it.
Go google it. Google it. Yeah, those are the only things I could think of. Final Fantasy XV was such a good I don't think, I mean, Sid had a diner or was that like a mechanic shop? He had a mechanic shop. Oh, dude. Sid's daughter. I don't know if that was his daughter in the one that you like with a 15. 15. Oh my God. She's looking spicy. There's like all these different foods. Oh my God. I guess you could consider like Dungeons and Dragons, how we bought the cookbook for Azzalee.
So we hold on some dishes are party favorites. When resting at a haven, the player can choose which food Ignis should cook for the recipe he knows, depending on what the ingredients are in the inventory. I mean, you can cook in any game, pretty much, right? Um, I want to say Final Fantasy XV was the first one where you could, like, cook.
Oh. And the other ones you could buy, but this one, like, you had to go around and You get, like, if you kill a behemoth and you get a behemoth thigh and you can cook it. I betcha that's delicious. Look at all these, look at, look at all these pictures. There's so much. I see it. Man, I just, I love to eat. I think that's my problem. I like, I work out, but I don't even, I don't get like, I'm like, I get stronger, but it's like.
I'm trying to main I'm just maintaining a figure because I'm not getting like cut because I just love to eat food too much Food is pretty good. It is delicious. Good food is pretty good. Oh poke Yeah, yeah, I could eat I could eat food forever You could put down some food like when we go korean barbecue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Um, how has your communication evolved over time? Can you share any tips for other couples? I don't know why you're looking at me like that.
I feel like our communication, it's still It's still hit and miss sometimes, but I think every couple has trouble in communication. Communication, I feel, is one of the hardest things to Be able to have two people be successful on, and it's always going to be a little bit difficult, but we try. It's a lot better than it was before. That's for sure. Oh yeah. I believe it's better. It's better. But we still have those conversations where it's like, you need to stop interrupting me.
Yeah. I just, I just try to, if we, if it's getting heated, I try to. Be quiet as much as possible. Once I realize that I've gone too far, I, I try to backpedal. Like, look, I'm sorry. I'm just going to shut up. You're right. Keyword is once you understand you went too far. Before that, you won't be quiet and listen. Yeah, it's because I don't think when I speak sometimes and I just talk. Yeah. Yeah. Just don't do what I do and you'll be perfectly fine. Like I've told you, it's.
It's perfectly okay for you to take a second for your brain to catch up and to think about what you want to say and then say it. Like sometimes when you ask me questions, I take a second to stop and think or in mid sentence I will stop and wait till I articulate the correct words. Not this guy. This guy will be, I jumped right in head first. And then all the time you're like, what was it today you said? Um, Oh, you're like, um, What was it you said?
Oh, if you don't do this, you don't love me and I was like, that's not fair. That's super Manipulated, but no, I didn't but wait, wait, let me finish but you're like, oh, that's not what I said It is what you said. Well, it's not what I meant. What I meant was You you don't know you won't or if you If you don't do this, you don't know me. Yeah, and I was like, but that's not what you said You said you don't love me to be fair. Oh I'm like 90 percent sure I said no. You did not. I swear.
You did not because. That was coming out of my brain. That was coming out of your brain, but it wasn't coming out of your mouth. But I know, I know exactly what I meant. But that's not what you said. Yo, to all the guys out there that listen, or even the ladies, If you know what you're saying, but apparently you said something else, I Do you stand by what you said? I, I stand by what I said, but I will say okay, just to move it on, just to accept it, but I know I said no me.
I did not say love me. No, you said love me, because I will say it. To the whole wide world, I think that when a person says, if you don't do this, then you don't love me, is the most manipulative thing someone can say. And whenever you say that, I will call you out for it, on it. I'm pretty sure I said no, me. We can just move on. Um, what strategies do you use to resolve conflicts? Share an example of a time you successfully worked through a disagreement. I walk away, and then you follow me.
Yeah, I'm the type of person that I like to talk, even if it's not going well, and it's not going in a good direction, I want to try to talk it out. You just shut it down, and just, I'm leaving. I'm giving my space. Yeah. Well, that's when you push me, right? Because we can talk, and I can keep Not physically.
Yeah, not physically We can talk it out But you'll ask me a question and i'll answer it and you'll interrupt me and you'll keep interrupting me and you'll keep interrupting me And then by that point i'm like fine if you don't want to talk i'm not going to talk leave me alone I would like to say something and I will walk away I feel like we're getting stuff off our chest right now but You do the same stuff that I do to you. You say you cut me off You like to talk over me Sometimes.
You like I've been better at it though. You like to be right though. Just as much as I do. Yeah. Yeah. But I, when you prove me wrong. Yeah. I'm the first person to say, you know what, you are right. You know you were wrong. You just never proved me wrong. No, you were just wrong the other day or something. About what? What was it? No, I remember it was like yesterday or day before and you're like, uh, no, I, it was yesterday. 'cause you were pissed off at me. I forgot what it was.
And I was like.
No, you said this Now I can't even remember I should have just took it down because I know I was right about something and you're like I didn't say that to you and you're I was like, no you did and then you looked at me and you stopped And you I think you realized that you did say something to me like that And then you didn't say anything about it I can't even think about it right anyway Um, how do you support each other's individual goals and dreams give an example of a time You've
been at each other or been each other's biggest cheerleader Um, I mean you're going to school and I always say that you're smart enough to do it. Just stick with it. Um, you are pretty smart though. Thanks. I think I always say that you could do it. Or you're like, I don't know if I can do this, this is too hard. Or if I should stick in this. Just do whatever you want man. Pretty smart. Thanks.
I do think that you're always uh, my biggest cheerleader when it comes to like, Like let me go to golf or bowling with family. Yeah, and i'm pretty good at it. Yeah Yeah, I am pretty good.
I'm, not one of those casual joes that say like, oh I can I play golf No, i'm pretty damn good at golf And i'm pretty damn good at bowling Yeah, yeah, and i'm pretty good at rollerblading breakdancing skateboarding a ton of skills under the baseball basketball Yeah, man, i'm just an athlete Yeah Tell that to your wrist, your bitch wrist. I don't know what's wrong. I know I pulled something in my right arm and it's when I try to do hammer curls, it's like super hard.
Like I was trying to, so when I went to the gym this morning and I was lifting up like the 95 pound dumbbells, I couldn't lift it up with my right arm. I had to use my left arm, but my left arm, I could lift it up Without any pain. Your bitch arm. Yeah, it's this arm, man. It's like jacked up. You might need like a MRI. Yeah. See if, what's, what's happening. Yeah, I don't know. Um, If you could go on a celebrity double, or a double date with any celebrity couple, who would it be with and why?
I don't know any celebrity couples. Can I just use one person? Yeah, well you could choose one person. Henrikaville. Ah. That's not fair. It's just gonna be you flirting with him the whole night. What are you talking about? You would pick Ryan Reynolds so you could flirt with him all night. Ugh, I don't know man. I might pick Henry Cavill over Ryan Reynolds. Cause Henry, he's like a, he's a nerd. He's a gentleman. And he's a nerd. And you can nerd out. He plays PC games. Warhammer. Witcher.
Yeah. Did you see the The video where he built his PC and he put the thing upside down upside down, but he's like fucking just jacked over here Just yeah building pc like a regular joe Yeah, and he's got a british accent. Yeah, but now that he's having a baby. It's like I know I don't you see the lady He's supposed to love me. You see the ladies. I never even heard of the ladies having a baby with she was on My sweet 16. I don't know who the hell she is. I looked at her instagram.
It shows her just like Traveling and then when she's younger partying and I'm like, how the fuck did he meet her? Is it she works for like a? A company. Yeah a movie company or something or like some sort of agency. Yeah. Yeah, but I did read Oh, no I watched an interview where someone said that he every time a woman stands up or enters the room He stands up and pulls out their chair. I was like, he's such a gentleman. Is that real? Yeah That's what they said in the interview.
Yeah, he said every time You A woman walks into the room, sits down at a seat, or stands up from that seat, he gets up. God, he's so silky smooth. Yeah. Yeah, he's a gentleman for sure. God, yeah. Liam, Liam Hemsworth did not look good in Geralt's. Oh God, I'm not even watching The Witcher. Yeah, did not look good. I'm not watching The Witcher. Um, who would I go on a date with? A couple, no? I don't know, like, but, I don't know. I only have one. Henry Cavill. Oh, just the one person?
Yeah. If it was a girl, I would pick, uh, Nicole Kidman. Really? I love her. Yeah. I love her. She's like one of the, my favorite actor, actresses. Yeah. Cause you do like that one show that I have. No, that's my, Michelle Pfeiffer. That's my, ooh, Michelle Pfeiffer's a good one too. Yeah. Whatever happened to her? That's a good one. She's around. That's a good one. Um, man, I think I would want to, uh, Go out with Jason Momoa because he just seems like a cool, chill guy. Uh huh.
And then for like a lady Mmm. The dragon. The dragon. Where are my dragons, lady? Oh, that would, I guess that would go hand in hand. I mean, kinda they're together, right? No, I kinda wanna do the No, I can't say her because she's just like fresh now. The, uh, Okidoki Fall Out Girl. Oh, yeah. Something like Perro. I don't know her name. Perro. No. Every time I say Okidoki I think of her though. Yeah, she's like, you want to get this, you want to get this Donna? Okidoki. Or whatever. Okidoki.
No, he pulls down, he's like butt naked and she's just like, Okidoki. Yeah, she just gets the work. Um, yeah, I guess I can only think of Jason Momoa. Maybe Scarlett Johansson. No. Okidoki. It's just so overrated. You gotta pick somebody, somebody different. No, I don't. Just go with Johansson. That's fine. That's good. I'll stick with those two. Um, if you could live in a fictional world together, where would it be? And what kind of life would you lead? This is Tolkien universe.
Yeah. The elves. Twilight. We could be vampires. Sparkle him in the sun and then I listen and then I kind of like the Harry Potter I feel like if we were together, it would be more like Harry Potter We would be in Harry Potter. I'd be a Slytherin. You'd be a Ravenclaw and Yeah, yeah, I accept that Yeah, I think we'd be more of a Harry Potter couple rather than my Lord of the Rings. Yeah for sure. Yeah, I agree, um You'd be too scared to live in the Lord of the Rings.
Yeah, that's that's a good segue for if you both wake up with one magical power What would it be and how would you make use of it and make a life more fun? I already said Invisibility. Yeah, but this is like magic I'd fucking be able to just fucking Ice. Ooh ice. I want ice. Be able to like freeze shit or like shoot. Yeah, ice You Or shadow, like be able to control shadows. Is that like magic? I don't know if that's magic or if that's a power, but being able to like shadow shit.
I'm thinking of like Baldur's Gate, I'd be a sorcerer. Just have like all the power or no, like genie from Aladdin have all the power of the universe. Yeah, but he's locked up, man. Yeah. But even when he was freed, he still had genie powers. Not like crazy genie powers, but he was just out there doing his biz. You know, he was out there sleeping around. He's been locked up in that, that He didn't have any legs. He's a genie. He makes it happen. Stop. Robin Williams back in the anime book.
Stop. Make it happen. Stop it. Um, if you could swap houses with any movie or TV show couple, who would it be and why? I'm gonna say Twilight. Oh my god. The colons. House. That shit is big as fuck. And it's in Washington. So it's like It's in Oregon. They shot The house itself is in Oregon. They shot it at Oregon. I'm just gonna say it's in Forks. I'm gonna It's not. Okay, we're gonna assume It's not. Based on the movie But the movie shot it in Oregon. It's in the movie. So it's in Forks.
It's not. So yeah, I would do the Collins house, and then I'll have him stop a car, and I'll and look at me, I'll crazy and I'd be like, Edward, stop. Yeah. You're ridiculous. I'd want fucking Hogwarts as my house. The whole damn castle. The whole damn castle. The whole castle. It's like not even explored. Remember like in the game you can, the castle has like secret doors, takes you to secret places. That's pretty cool. Okay. If you could, or no have the hobbit hole.
Well, well, this is you could segue that to dream home location. If you could live anywhere in the world. Well, I guess it's in the world, in the world, be the shire. Anywhere in the world. Where would you choose? You said the shire. I mean, they have a bunch of those shire replica places. There's only one real one though, in New Zealand. Yeah, but there's a few up actually north in Washington that are like really nice looking and I would uh, I wouldn't mind staying and they have I've seen.
I'm the one that who showed you that. I've seen the ones where they have the tents you know, like when they're It's like in one of the ending movies where they he goes in the tent and it's actually huge. That's from Harry Potter Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You were just we were just talking about the Shire in Lord of the Rings.
Oh You You're right, but i'm saying in harry potter they had the big tent Yeah, and it's like built on the side of a cliff and then you go inside and you take the slide down and then there's A whole like house. I'm the one who showed you that Maybe you did I did and i'm the one who showed you the hobbit the hobbit Maybe you didn't but that's where I would go. What was the question man?
I live anywhere in the world, you know, I mean technically if I could live anywhere in the world i would probably You Man, maybe Italy. Just cause of the food, the pasta. Yeah. Even though I'm lactose intolerant, man. Some of their shit just looks delicious. Like absolutely amazing. Yeah. I don't, you know what? I'm at the point where it's like, I don't care where I live. As long as I, the community and the, the state and the laws are better. Yeah. If there's no crime, I'm cool.
Like if there's less crime than here. Yeah. A credit score isn't needed. Yeah. It's cheaper. Yeah, and I can have free health care and four day weekends and take a nap. So probably japan take a nap midday I mean, maybe sleep at work though, too Yeah crushing it italy though to italy and I think a lot of the countries around italy. They Um, work. And then they shut the whole town shuts down for like two hours. So they can eat and take a nap and relax. And then they go back to work afterwards.
No, I don't believe that. I told you that before. And you even Googled it. I think it was like certain places allow you to take like a 30 minute nap time or something like that. Italy. It was Italy. I'm in Italy. I'm Googling it. Um, mid day. Nap. Um, the siesta. Uh, the Italian word for midday nap, which originated with the ancient Rome's, the nap itself also calls the siesta, which can also refer to the period of the day between two to 5 PM where people sleep, eat, or do other activities.
Like siestas are common in many cultures, including, uh, Latin American countries and can promote productive and rest. A productivity in rest short naps around 20 minutes improve. Yeah, I've heard that before. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Similar, my back spray comment around the Mediterranean, you know, what improved my mood that the amount, no, the amount of money that I had to spend at Costco. We, we didn't spend that much today. Today anyway. Um, describe your first date.
What do you, uh, what do you remember most about it? This is, this is a challenge because You can use that one. We'll use that. That's our, okay. So, to me, our first date was we went to the Rock Pizza. Rock. The Rock. Yeah, that's what I said. No, I don't. I'm hyping you up. Yeah, so the Rock, right? I remember, um I got a bad to the bone. Yeah. Yeah. And then, um, let me think.
I'm thinking. So I remember I had black label meet me at my mailboxes in my apartments cause I didn't want him to know where I live and her friend that I would murder her and chop my best friend was texting me like, you better be careful. What if he's a murderer? What if he kills you? And so she, I didn't want him to know which apartment was mine. Same when he dropped me off. I had him drop me off to the mailbox and we're sitting there. We're eating the rock, right? I did my makeup.
I got all fancy. I thought it was a date. And then he. talking and mid sentence he just burps, right? And he continues talking. And I don't burp. I'm not a burper. He just continues talking and I was like, did you just burp? He's like, yeah, I did. And then like, I don't know, maybe a year or six months later we came back on this conversation and he's like, no, that wasn't our first date. What? I mean, guess it was though. It was our first date. You didn't consider it.
I didn't consider it because I thought we were just being friends, getting to know each other, but I guess that's a date. What would you consider our first date? I don't even remember any, any other date besides that one. Yeah, no, you're right. We didn't go on any other dates besides that one. But I remember it had a badge of bone, had the little moths bread sticks with the, the, the cinnamon butter. Yeah, but yeah, I did. But do you remember after? Yeah, you did Burt mid sentence.
And then afterwards we went to Barnes and Nobles and bought you a Harry Potter. Yeah. What'd you do with him? You threw him away? No, he's in my nerd case. Oh, is he? He's right there, you see him by Gerald? Oh yeah, yeah. So I picked up the little Harry Potter and I was like, oh this is so cute, and I put it back. And then you bought a Joker book. I bought a Joker book. But you never read it. I didn't read it.
But then the next day on my desk there was a little Harry Potter, Harry Potter was on my desk and I was like, oh, that's so sweet. He's so cute. And then he didn't do that for me anymore. Well, cuz I don't work with you, but I used to be super sweet. I used to be super sweet. I used to buy her coffee and write little notes on the coffee. Yeah, I was a sweet person. You were. And now look, I have a desk right here. You could leave a coffee with a little message on it.
You'd be like, why is this trash on my stuff? And then by the time you get home, the coffee, I guess I could, but you don't get up to like five or six. Yeah. But in the mornings you make my coffee, you can put a little note on it. Yeah, I guess I can. Sticky note. I was thinking about, I was thinking about starting to do that again, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Put it in your lunch box or something. Yeah. Cause you make me lunch.
Yeah. Um, what's your, what's one of your favorite moments together that always makes you smile? Do you even have one? When I burped . I was gonna say that's, that better not be, no. When you burped that better not be it when you burped. Oh my God. It's, or another one is, um, it's not, it's not one I really think about a lot, but it's one that like is in my memory and it's just funny. Um, when we went to Hawaii and we had a layover and we're sitting there in the airport.
Just trying to get comfortable and sleep And the fucking cleaning lady. Oh who was like vacuuming like super close to us This is your favorite moment together and it's just like she's sitting here like hitting my backpack while i'm sleeping and i'm just like what the fuck Yeah, I slept through that shit. I am a deep sleeper. I remember but I remember like I was It was not comfortable. We were sleeping on the ground.
We kept finding different places to sleep because it was a red eye It was yeah, it was rough um, I think I just Or not just just this past weekend when your mcdonald's What about oh my god, that one is forever gonna be there. Go ahead. You want to talk about this moment? So last Saturday. Yeah, because Dad and Uncle Steve were over and we had an eight, so Black Label was ordering, uh, McDonald's for us.
But everybody wanted, when they were like, oh, I want a hamburger plain with ketchup only, or I want a cheeseburger which is plain. Yeah, so Black Label was at his computer taking the orders, but he was also talking to Black Label. Uh, dad and uncle Steve, kind of like on, you know, just back and forth. But I was, yeah, I was getting a little twisted. Yeah, and he was drinking, but the McDonald's order comes to the house and we're, I'm pulling it out, right?
And it's like, okay, hamburger, hamburger, chicken nuggets, chicken nuggets. And at the very bottom, it looks like the pancake, um, container. So I pull it out and it's two patties with ketchup on it. And I'm just like, why is there only. The meat patty with ketchup on it and then I get out the the Big Mac Wait, it comes in the box, right?
And I open the box and there's only two Yeah, so, you know what pisses me off about this is that they have so many different like minuses, minuses Why would they have minus bun? And then also I ordered a double cheeseburger for Azzalee They took off the fucking cheese, so they just put patties. So why are you gonna So why are you gonna charge me a double cheeseburger price when you don't even give me the fucking cheese? Like even if I took that off shouldn't you be like?
Does he really want no cheese? and if I doubt if I do just give me a double fucking hamburger without the cheese because And there's that's like a dollar or two dollars less. I don't yeah, but any yeah So our food was all the hamburgers were legit just the hamburger patties just patties just the patties It's nothing else, but I feel bad, though. The one was like, oh, plain only ketchup. It had two patties with ketchup on it in the pancake container. Yeah, that was a good, that was a good moment.
Yeah. Oh, that's, that will forever be one of the funniest moments. I think at any moment that I think of you, I smile. Yeah. You're lying. I did, no, I do. You make me smile. All the time. Even when I piss you off. Yeah, okay. I mean I still think of you and I'm like, oh, I'll think of other things Yeah, I'll look in my vault Like oh she's pissing me off let me search my memory for a happy moment. Yeah um What oh, what's one important lesson you learned from each other over the years?
um I would say be more responsible before It'd be more like hygienic. I'm not saying I was a dirty person, but I wasn't like cleaning up a lot It'd be you're like fucking Miss hygienic over here like do this clean that clean that but then I make you start to think about it makes sense I mean you you work in that field and then it's It's important In your day to day to remember to do certain things. So yeah, I think learning how to how to be more responsible and stuff like that.
Yeah. And I also, um, so the way my mind works, right? My therapist, I had a therapist a long time ago and she said, your home is your safe space, right? Your home, you let who you want to in your home, who is going to make you feel safe. If you let somebody in who disturbs your safe space, your home, um, can cause issues, right? You don't allow people in your home. that are going to mess with you emotionally, physically, mentally. So your home is a reflection of your inner mind.
Does that make sense? That makes sense. So my inner mind is very like clean organized and like, I don't know. It's like, it's a reflection of my mind, right? That's uh, can I interrupt you? Yeah. That's not an important lesson that I've taught you. No, no, no. I'm, I'm, I'm going to answer your question, but I'm just saying like, that is why I'm so like, This needs to be done. This needs to be clean. Like, that is a reflection of my mind. No, I get it. Does that make sense? That makes sense.
Yeah. Yeah. And, and, because sometimes we just have people stop by whenever, so I like the house to always look nice and tidy for when people stop by. Yeah. Does that make sense? Like, I don't want to be running around cleaning my house in five minutes because someone's like, oh, I'm on my way. I'm going to be there in five minutes. No, that makes sense.
Yeah. But anyways, um, an important lesson I think you've taught me is don't take this the wrong way, but more, don't take this the wrong way, but this is how you start a conversation. More of like second chances, right? Like. I'm the type of person that if I give you chance after chance after chance after chance And then you don't take it you're you're done like I'm done. Oh my god I gave you a big second chance. Oh my god.
I absolutely thought you're gonna be like Oh just to be more chill more lenient more laid back not to take everything. So serious You're over here bringing up our past like oh you get you asked Important lesson this you that's an important lesson. Okay, so Is it not? I think being chill and laid back. I am already chilled and laid back. What did we, how did we start this podcast? What did we do this weekend? Absolutely nothing. Yeah, but I'm saying you're, I'm talking about like uptight.
Sometimes you had to let go with some certain things. Like what? I don't know, but you. Oh my goodness. I don't know, but I'm just saying. Okay. Whatever. Um, what's, do we have a couple's bucket list? Or what's on your bucket list? Are there any items, uh, you want to check off? I don't really have a bucket list. Yeah, I don't really have a bucket list either.
I'm gonna say just Go to Ireland and fucking live in the Collins house Go to the Collins house and I just get a bevy at the thing go stop at the school Look at where he stopped the car God. Why don't we just go take a trips to Forks? I I do want to go to I will push I was planning your birthday at Forks and you said no You Remember I was gonna plan it.
Well, because I don't want people I don't like people spending like a lot of money on my birthday Well, it doesn't that's the only time we go to forks is on your birthday because any other time i'd be like no well, maybe I would like to go to Forks for your birthday. Yeah. Okay. Go to la push la push la push You know what i'm talking about the beach?
Yes. I know What are some of your goals for the future both individually and as a couple I mean, honestly, I just, I mean, I do want to succeed, you need a lot of money to live in this fucking world, on this continent, on this planet, on this, in this state, in this country, yeah, um, but I would like to, I don't know, just be able to live carefree, what, what my dad said, have all the kids be carefree. Respected citizens pay their taxes. Just be upright people, good people. Um, yeah.
And just live my life with you. That's yeah, that's all I got. That's all I got you. Right. Once the kids are out of the house and just travel more work on our non existent bucket list. Yeah. Just make memories die with some turtles. That was some turtles. If you could design, I thought it was a tree now. Well, remember we were supposed to die surrounded by turtles? And then once we die on a beach with some turtles. But then you said something about a fucking tree. Yeah, right. Let me finish.
So, we're gonna be on a beach surrounded by turtles in Hawaii and we're gonna die. We're gonna die. That's how we're gonna die. On a beach, right? With turtles. And then after we die, cremate me. Plant me on some land. Hopefully family land. Mix my, my, my ashes in with some soil, plant a tree, and let me grow into a tree. What's that one from Pocahontas? Mother Willow. Mother Willow. Looking all crazy. Grandmother Willow. Looking crazy. Yeah. Okay. Um. Be made into a tree.
Yeah. Yeah. If you could design your dream home together, what would it look like? The Cullen's house. Oh my god, stop. The Cullen's house in Forks, Washington. Which actually isn't in Forks, Washington. It's in Oregon. Yes, we know. We know now. What would you? It'd be a tiny home. It'd be a tiny, it'd be a tiny home with lots of windows. Everything's black, right? Black, black outside, black windows. Yeah. Next to the beach. Next to the beach. Yeah. Oh, that would be cool.
I, I forgot the, the page that I followed, the people that followed on Instagram, but they have like a, they specialized in, what are they called? Tiny homes? No, like the, yeah, but they're like the crates. Oh, the container homes. Yeah. But they, but they, They make them look crazy futuristic. It's like a asian company in china or something, but they look like uh, like some uh What's that little pixar robot Wally. Wally. It looks like some Wally stuff. Yeah. I don't want a container home.
I want like an actual wood home. Oh, yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah. I mean. Like a metal roof. Any, any place. I'm just, um, as long as it looks like the colon tiny home or something, I'll be cool with that. No. Um, how do you envision spending your retirement years together? Playing video games. What we're doing now. Yeah. That'd be fun. Um, are there any hobbies or activities you want to pick up together in the future? Um, I don't know. I do want to go to the gym with you.
You say this all the time. That's because I do say this all the time and I did go with you for quite a while, but then a lot of family stuff happened. But now, during the summertime, I want to go. I would love for you to. pick up golf. I think you'd be pretty good at it. You're, you're thin, mobile. You could just turn your hips pretty easy. My back. You'd be like a Nellie Korda. Okay. She's a number one top golfer, except she's like six something, six foot something.
Yeah, no, I'm not that tall. But I think you'd be good, but obviously you've been out there and you don't like the golf, so. I don't, I've never tried it. I just don't, I can't understand. Like, my brain and my body can't grasp the concept of where my elbow should be and where it shouldn't be and so on and so forth. Yeah. Yeah. It's a hard sport if you, if you never took lessons.
Um, if you have or plan to have, no, we already have children, but if you have or plan to have children, what values or traditions do you want to pass on to them? Stop biting me in the face. Yami is our child. Oh, the cat? Yeah. Um, yeah. I just want the kids to be good people. Yeah. Be respectful. Make good choices. You make good choices. Don't hurt people for no reason. Yeah. Yeah, just be good people. Rapid fire questions. Favorite movie together, or favorite movie to watch together?
Together? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, we always go on binge watches and we'll, we watch all the alien movies and then we watch all the Predator movies. Yeah. I watched all the Alien movies. I You fall asleep all? No, I, I, I watched, I didn't watch like one of 'em, but majority of 'em I watched. Yeah. Um, and then when I watched all the Harry Potter movies, I mean, not Harry Potter, uh, the Rings, rings Extended Edition and Hobbit movies and the Hobbit movies.
Yeah. It just kind of like, depends on the mood. Go to go to date night activity. Eat, eat, , come home. Sleep. Yeah. Uh, who's the better cook? Me. Me. No. Yes. Every dish you make, I make better. Just like that chicken pasta thing, remember? That's the only dish that you've made that I've made. I make chili better. Babe, I don't make chili. So that's, you can't say, oh I make that better. I don't make chili. I don't cook chili. Because you never cook. My spaghetti is better.
No, my spaghetti's better. No, my spaghetti is way better. Whatever. I, my sauce is handmade. Okay, from scratch. Okay, from scratch. You're over here. So you make the, you make tomato sauce. Not saying that. I'm saying like I make the sauce though itself. I like, I, I, the Horseshire sauce. You get, no, I, you get fresh tomatoes and you boil them and you peel them and you smash them. No, no, but I'm saying, but I make it from, like, I don't, I make it from hand.
I don't pour a jar of pre made sauce. You know what I'm saying? Do you use a can of tomato sauce? Yeah, but I'm saying like ragu or stuff, I don't, I don't use that. That's the same thing. No, it's not. You still use tomato sauce and tomato paste, but I make my own. You know what? Okay. I make better spaghetti. And then I also make the little tuna thing, which is, everybody loves. Yeah, you make the little tuna thing, but everybody loves my spaghetti. Everybody loves my chili.
They like my spaghetti too. Yeah, but you do make really good chili though. Debatable. No, not debatable. Mine's better. Anyways, more rapid fire questions. Let's go. Um, most adventurous thing you've done together? Walk on a beach. Hike up Beacon Rock. Oh no, yeah, we hiked up the, was it Beacon Rock? Yeah, we hiked that shit. That shit was high and I'm not a You're not an outdoorsy person. And I wasn't even in my good shape back then. I was a little chunky boy.
Yeah, um, if you both won, hypothetically, the lottery, what's the first thing you would do? Buy the colon house. Oh my god, stop. Yeah. Give me that shit. Yours is buy a house, mine is pay off all our debt. Oh yeah, well I mean, that's gonna be there, obviously. Yeah, just pay debt and get the colon house. Okay. Yeah. Quit my job. I think I'd still work. I would still, I would continue school and then get a job. A work from home job. Yeah, I think it'd still work.
I mean, yeah Until somebody pisses me off um Favorite concert. What's the best concert or live event that you've attended? I mean we've attended the comic cons Comic, we also went to that comedy show Oh, yeah, that was for me. It was star set Yeah star set which one the second the second one Yeah, that was good. That one was good. Yeah, I liked that. But the comedy show was really funny, too. I mean, I feel like once you go to Comic Cons, though, they're all the same.
Yeah. It's really, it's really just walk around, if you see something you like, buy it, usually see the same panels. Yeah, but this time we saw the Harry Potter, I mean, not Harry Potter, but the Lord of the the Rings, yeah. And the, um. And we got pictures with Chris Evans, and, uh, The Hoppuses. The Hoppuses and Gimbley. Gimli. Gimli. Yeah. You didn't answer the question. I said the Starset concert. Um, to be honest, the Starset concert was pretty fire.
Yeah. It sucked so, because I was like, I really wanted to get my rank on, but You could've. No, it was late, and you're not a good driver at night. We could've still made it. Yeah. We would've survived. Um, but the Starset was pretty good. It sucked. I did not. Um, have you ever tackled a DIY project together? How did it turn out? Did we do any DIYs? No. I mean. No. Furniture. You did all the furniture. Furniture. Furniture. The only thing that you built was one cabinet over here.
One of those little cabinets. I put together the plant stand outside. Oh my god, the thing you just pull up. That was just like last week. No, I had to like, I had to like put the But that was last week. Yeah, but I had to put the, the, the, the sides and the shelves and then put the sides and the shelf on top. No, the all, I moved in here like a month before they moved here. I set up all the furniture. I set up all the tables. I set up all the desks. I built all the beds. All the kids beds.
All the couch. All the couches. I did everything. You were here for a month. Yeah, I was and I did it all. Yep. Just for fun pet peeves. What's a small quirk or habit of each other's or each other that drives you a little crazy, but you learn to love? Your, your strictness. Yeah, and your cleanliness. I'm just a laid back person and it drives me a little crazy.
Crazy that how cleanly or clean you are I mean, it's good that you are but I mean it drives me a little crazy sometimes But I've learned to love it. Mmm learn to love the person you are Mmm, my little bunny thickums But you gotta you have to remember what I do for work, yeah, I do step in blood and bones and human stuff liquids and People parts. Yeah. All day long. I just deal with computers. Yeah. Nothing.
Well, people, you know, some yeah, I like I Have to wear shoe covers, so I don't bring any people parts home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What's a what you have any habits that I drive you crazy with? sometimes you joke a lot You make little jokes here and there, but Yeah, dude, I have, you're funny and me laugh and I have like really bad a DH, adhd. So like when we're talking or we're driving and it's like a serious talk squirrel, and they're like, oh, you see that lady with the purple hair?
And you're like, did you know that happened? Yeah, that happened. What? Like when. Friday. On Thursday the fourth. Yeah. And we were driving by Joanne's , and I was like, did you see that lady that, because she was talking to me about something and I was like, did you see that lady with a purple hair? And the overalls, she looked like she's supposed to come outta Joanne's Like she looked like she. Crochets, like she knits and you're like, I was like, what? I don't know what you're talking about.
I was just talking to you. Yeah, I don't know. If you could plan the ultimate dream date, what would it include? The dream date? Mm hmm. I would say like some pasta, like some good pasta. Like that Joey's apple pie. Some wine, a little hot tub at Sean's at the Collins mansion at the Collins house. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Maybe it's because I'm. It's hot and I'm super uncomfortable, but my dream date would just be like food, a cool place and let me play video games.
Yeah. I mean, I mean that's, yeah, that's a good, that's a good one. Just play games and chill and eat. Yeah. What's a hidden talent that each one of you has that most people don't know about? Oh, I don't know. That's a good one. I used to rap, and sing, well not sing. You're supposed to say my hidden talent, I'm supposed to say your hidden talent. No, that each of you has. No, I don't know any hidden talents. I don't have a hidden talent.
Most people, most people don't realize that I'm pretty good at golf when they meet me. They don't look like, I don't look like a golfer. Or a bowler. Or a bowler. Yeah. Yeah. And then when I tell 'em I golf, I'm like, no. And then we go out and they're like, man, how are you so good? I'm like, I don't know. Like how many times you come out? Maybe like four or five times a year. It's like, what? Yeah. And yeah, I'd be striping it. I don't have a hidden talent. Hidden talent. I'm good at building
the Sims houses, . Yeah. You're pretty good at video games and you're very knowledgeable. Random facts. Yeah. I do know a lot of random facts. Yeah. Yeah. Like a lot. Like a lot. Yeah. I don't know why. I just, I just read a bunch of articles that I think are interesting and then I retain the information. I mean, that's good. I guess. Because I forget stuff that we just talked about yesterday. Yeah. Um, surprise me. What's the best surprise you've ever planned for each other? Hmm. I don't know.
We usually tell each other stuff. Are you? You. I spoil my stuff. Yeah. You do. You spoil yourself all the time. Like Christmas, birthdays, you'll always be like, you want to open your present now? You want to know what it is? Do you want me to tell you what it is? Do you want to open it now? I get excited for everybody. Yeah. Or and vice versa, right? When it's like Christmas and you have a gift, you're like, oh, can I open it now? Can I open it now? You want to tell me what it is?
I want to open it now. Let me open it now. Like stop. We usually don't plan stuff for each other, huh? Um, I think it's small things. I think I want to say like Um You'll surprise me in the morning with like coffee after like a week of not making my coffee Thanks for doing stuff. You said you would do yeah. Yeah, you know or um I don't know just it's all kind of food. Like you'll go to the gym and you'll bring me back something Yeah, just small stuff.
Yeah small stuff or like you brought me flowers You Like, I don't even remember when. I mean, yeah. It's just old stuff, really. Or like, I'll go to the grocery store and I'll get you gummies. Or you just planned for us to do a trip and I was like, oh, okay, let's do it. Yeah, like I planned our whole trip and you're like, just give me this money. Yeah. Give me the money and I'll plan it and you just, you know.
Go where I need you to go, you know, uh huh Well, that was my last question I do have a final thought summarize your thoughts on what makes your relationship unique fun and any final advice for other couples well What I could say is you need to learn how to golf bowl Breakdance, skateboard, rollerblade, lift, and Lift weights, play video games. I do know how to play video games. I'm talking about my, my people that want to hear my, uh, advice for other couples.
How is that advice for other couples? Yeah, I'm just telling them to do what I do. Exactly. Look it, I pulled you and you're, you're pretty amazing. That's because we're like the same person. Yeah. That's true. But, and then also, you know, take them, take them to the Collins house. Make them watch Twilight. Like, all of them. All the series. The whole saga. You need a Do you want to watch Twilight after this? I kind of do.
Okay. Although I do hate how they made their baby, like, a little robot person. I don't know what they were thinking when they CGI was terrible. They could have did that. I don't know. I mean, they did that for the wolves. Why didn't they do that for the baby? Yeah, I don't know. Um, but yeah, that's my advice. Your advice is just an essentially be you. I mean, at least pick up golf. If you don't play golf, pick up golf. How is that going to help a relationship?
And you can get out of the house a lot. What if you, like you said earlier in this episode that you, can respect the fact that I let you have your own little time. What if their significant other doesn't like that? Find you somebody who lets you golf. And bowl. And play video games. And don't be so picky too. Don't, don't be like, oh, I want this fine chick, blah, blah. This and that. Like, find people that like what you like. I think, find people that like what you like. What if I was a butter?
Would you still say it? Say that? Uh, what, find people that like what you like? Don't be picky. Don't be picky? Yeah. Um, I mean, you gotta have, you have to have standards. So, you have to have standards. So there's standards, but don't be picky. Don't be picky. Learn how to play golf and watch Twilight. Yep, and yeah. Damn, yeah. It's pretty easy. I got lucky, and I'm not, I'm not out there searching the world. I got lucky. What about you? Um, my advice? Um, would just be, be yourself.
And if nobody likes, if not nobody, but be yourself. And if the person you're talking to or have a relationship with, doesn't like you, then find someone who will find somebody who will. Yeah. That's one thing I really can appreciate about our relationship is I can totally 100 percent be myself and you kind of play off of it. Like we're silly together. We can laugh about stupid things.
When I'm grumpy you get grumpy, but then you're kind of just like well at the end of the day, I still love her Yeah, yeah, even though she's a pain in my butt all the time. Yeah Same. Yeah. Yeah. Um sneak peek for next episode probably, uh, since azalea wasn't here tonight We'll probably do the ghost. We're gonna talk about the ghost stuff ghost stories ghost stories week next week Episode 10.
Yeah, but that's uh, pretty much it Um Do you want me to close out or do you want to close out since Azalea's not here? You can close it out. Just give me time to say bye. Yep, um, so, once again, it's not Azalea, it's me, Black Label, and Pint Size Geisha, and we'll see you next time. You have to say this, and this has been Co Op Chronicles. Oh, and this has been Co Op Chronicles. See you next time. Bye!