it is finally here. We, the last two people in the world, can finally start watching Only Murders in the Building. am so excited. I mean, more than anything, any show, probably, murder show, I have been waiting to watch this. I mean, I love Steve Martin. 6 00:00:25,546.1 --> 00:00:27,511 Who doesn't? He's a national treasure. Yeah, and I, and Martin Short is hilarious. And Selena Gomez is a great actress. It's I have never seen her in anything.
Oh, and then, well, and then we've got this great New York apartment building. .999 And people have talked to me about the arch the interior design.
.001 or, I mean set deck of this show. 13 00:00:49,174.365 --> 00:00:49,469.557 show. 14 00:00:49,469.557 --> 00:00:54,546 This show is, I mean, again, we're going to be saying things that everybody else has said throughout all this. 15 00:00:54,556.001 --> 00:00:56,956.0005 So apologies if you're just like, yes, we know. 16 00:00:56,956.0005 --> 00:01:02,246.001 It's a beautiful looking show, but it is, Yes! And so fun! Great writing. 17 00:01:02,694.334333333 --> 00:01:03,354.334333333 not to love? Like they... 18 00:01:03,601.001 --> 00:01:09,151.001 What surprised me though about this show like I was so this is not going to be a recap. 19 00:01:09,161.001 --> 00:01:10,581.001 We'll get to our guesses in a second. 20 00:01:10,581.001 --> 00:01:16,601.001 This is just going to be our experience through the show because how we're going to do this is like this.
.001 We are going to we have made our guess. 22 00:01:19,701.001 --> 00:01:25,261.001 we have watched the first episode, we followed our rules, and that as soon as there was a crime and a title sequence, we made our guess. 23 00:01:25,521.001 --> 00:01:36,251.001 In this case, it literally was right before the title sequence where Selena Gomez is over a dead body, covered in blood, and Steve Martin and Martin Short come in, she's like, it's not what it looks like. 24 00:01:36,271.001 --> 00:01:38,151.001 We'll get to our guesses on that in a second. 25 00:01:38,421.001 --> 00:01:43,551.001 But basically, at the end, like, we're going to watch an episode, talk about it, and see if it changes our guesses. 26 00:01:44,231.001 --> 00:01:45,751.001 That is how we're going to approach this. 27 00:01:46,171.001 --> 00:01:51,141.001 Quick little hits on like only murders in the building and what we liked and everything else about it. 28 00:01:51,691.001 --> 00:01:58,911.001 But, so, what surprised me most about this episode was just how incredibly sweet it was. 29 00:01:59,651.001 --> 00:02:07,401.001 Like, there is some deep, it's all, like, this episode is all about the secrets that people are hiding and who they really are, like, strange, there's strangers in an apartment building. 30 00:02:07,401.001 --> 00:02:09,051 What was the log? You were just reading me the log line.
.001 What was the log line? Uh, the three strangers who live in the same New York City apartment building and share an obsession with true crime suddenly find themselves embroiled in a murder. 32 00:02:19,856.001 --> 00:02:20,826.001 Exactly. 33 00:02:21,56.001 --> 00:02:21,966.001 They're strangers. 34 00:02:21,986.001 --> 00:02:29,146.001 And so they'd spends a lot of time getting to know each other and watching them lie to each other, Which is fascinating. 35 00:02:29,146.001 --> 00:02:31,56.001 but they're lying to each other. 36 00:02:31,496.001 --> 00:02:35,266.001 Really, to protect who they are and the secrets that they have. 37 00:02:35,286.001 --> 00:02:37,466.001 And it's just so ridiculously sweet. 38 00:02:37,476.001 --> 00:02:40,996.001 And I'm, I'm really looking forward to watching their relationships bloom. 39 00:02:41,26.001 --> 00:02:46,016 So what was your, what were your main takeaways from this? Tell me what your Well, I was enjoying the writing.
I liked the first monologues where you're introduced to, or the first scenes where you're introduced to the characters and you hear a little bit of their internal monologue and you see them starting to listen to the true crime podcast. It's sort of a serial type thing that they're listening to on Tina Fey, Tina Fey. So great. Um, but they each. are, basically each of their internal monologues are, or the, the scene that they're in. their voiceovers are like walking through New York.
Yeah, it shows. Uh, the theme of Unexpected. So Steve Martin's character Brazos. 49 00:03:26,36.1 --> 00:03:26,646 No, Brazos. That is not the character's name. Steve Martin's character is an actor who played a detective, Brazos, on TV. 52 00:03:31,924.29966667 --> 00:03:32,510.9 Yeah.
And he is approached by people who were fans, and then he's like, do you want a picture? They tell him sort of a sad story, and he's like, well, do you want a picture? And they're like, oh yeah, great! And they hand him Their phone to take a picture of them, but not with him in it. And so that's unexpected. That is not how he thought that that would go.
And it, it wounds his pride, a little bit and feels very weird and awkward. 57 00:04:02,220.999 --> 00:04:14,691 And then you have, uh, Selena Gomez's character or Mabel's, her character name, um, having a monologue about how, if there's a man, she has a dream about a man over her. 58 00:04:14,691.1 --> 00:04:14,698.5 Yeah. 59 00:04:14,738.6 --> 00:04:21,703.499 And she just beats the crap out of him takes her knitting needle to him and just dices him up and you're like, whoa, that came. 60 00:04:21,928.6 --> 00:04:23,848.6 then she says, and that's how I fell asleep. 61 00:04:23,848.6 --> 00:04:30,568.6 Like a baby is like that kind of murder, which there's a lot of jokes about women watching. 62 00:04:30,663.6 --> 00:04:33,623.6 All those gory, true Crime. 63 00:04:33,823.6 --> 00:04:34,393.6 no, I'm sorry. 64 00:04:34,603.6 --> 00:04:35,383.6 Completely misunderstood. 65 00:04:35,383.6 --> 00:04:36,163.6 Yeah, I see what you're saying. 66 00:04:36,213.6 --> 00:04:42,83.6 like so much of true crime is on a podcast and social media is women. 67 00:04:42,563.599 --> 00:04:50,993.601 Um, it's the majority of it actually is, is, not just consumed, but, is communicated, it's hosted by women. 68 00:04:51,53.601 --> 00:05:06,693.601 Like I had a physical therapist one time who was telling me about her love of all the bloody gory, like American crime story or, and not even that, cause that's like a fictional show, but anyway, you know, there's shows where they're, they tell you a true crime thing and it's acted out or whatever. 69 00:05:07,223.601 --> 00:05:08,53.601 loved those. 70 00:05:08,53.601 --> 00:05:08,883.601 The corier, the better. 71 00:05:08,883.601 --> 00:05:10,53.601 And that is how she fell asleep. 72 00:05:10,73.601 --> 00:05:11,703.601 And I was like, that is so weird. 73 00:05:11,703.601 --> 00:05:14,103.601 She's like, I know, but that's, I'm not alone. 74 00:05:14,243.601 --> 00:05:16,833.601 I am one of those women who does. 75 00:05:16,853.601 --> 00:05:17,183.601 Yeah. 76 00:05:17,533.6 --> 00:05:27,353.6 and clearly there are, this show has two gentlemen who are watching, um, or listening to this true crime podcast of, uh, Tina face character anyway. 77 00:05:27,543.6 --> 00:05:31,983.6 So it's unexpected that this beautiful is talking. 78 00:05:31,993.6 --> 00:05:34,493.6 Young woman is talking about murdering somebody. 79 00:05:34,493.6 --> 00:05:47,308.6 And that Puts her to sleep, but it it I mean it is and it isn't because it's a trope that maybe a beautiful young woman would be thinking about other things, but instead she's like thinking about how all women walk around all the time. 80 00:05:47,578.6 --> 00:05:50,988.6 Worried about men I'm scared of men. 81 00:05:51,173.6 --> 00:05:51,393.6 Yes. 82 00:05:52,163.6 --> 00:05:57,123.6 And then, uh, which was a whole story they did on NPR, uh, and in a podcast. 83 00:05:57,153.6 --> 00:06:09,103.6 And then you have Martin Short finishing out and talking about how life is unexpected, but you just bounce, you fall off a staircase, but then you bounce back up and you fall, you come, you fall, but you then you. 84 00:06:09,168.6 --> 00:06:12,118.6 fall back up onto it and you, life moves on. 85 00:06:12,488.6 --> 00:06:20,688.599 And, then as he's saying this, he's walking around New York and he just seems like head in the clouds and all of a sudden he by a cab. 86 00:06:20,983.6 --> 00:06:21,608.6 by a cab. 87 00:06:21,638.6 --> 00:06:23,8.599 And then he just yells at him. 88 00:06:23,8.6 --> 00:06:29,278.5 Like Dustin Hoffman, you, I mean, in the same vein of I'm walking here, like. 89 00:06:29,518.6 --> 00:06:39,418.599 Can't you see this coat? Because like his coat is like a bold purple color or something and Meaning like you could have seen me. 90 00:06:39,418.599 --> 00:06:40,198.599 You should have seen me. 91 00:06:40,198.6 --> 00:06:52,228.601 Why are a mile me over? Yeah And and so you just get this whole like unexpected feet on the ground with this very airy already already kind of point of view that he has. 92 00:06:52,678.601 --> 00:06:59,118.601 And unexpectedly we learn that he has these, very real feet on the ground problems that he's trying to solve. 93 00:06:59,238.601 --> 00:07:00,208.601 and all of them do. 94 00:07:00,218.601 --> 00:07:04,418.601 Like, all, like I said, like that's the whole like keeping secrets from each other on what are they doing on this. 95 00:07:04,478.601 --> 00:07:05,328.601 So, okay. 96 00:07:05,368.601 --> 00:07:12,28.601 So I like the whole theme of unexpected and like how they, they push that out to you in the script. 97 00:07:12,48.601 --> 00:07:13,738.601 I was like, Oh, that's very cool. 98 00:07:13,748.601 --> 00:07:14,318.601 Thank you. 99 00:07:14,398.601 --> 00:07:17,8.601 And at the same time getting to know each character. 100 00:07:17,918.601 --> 00:07:18,458.601 All right. 101 00:07:18,918.601 --> 00:07:30,358.601 Well, we had to guess like 40 seconds in is when we see the first body and then we watch the rest of the opening and the body, of course, now that we know Selena likes to like fantasize about like killing people with her knitting needles. 102 00:07:30,728.6 --> 00:07:43,963.601 Anyways, who is your guest? What do you think is actually going on? Who's behind it all? So I really got complicated on this only because we've got a lot of episodes and I just don't think that this is very, this is going to be a very straightforward story. 103 00:07:44,3.601 --> 00:07:52,523.601 I think that, yeah, I really feel like this is going to be like a number nine Christie, like nine Yeah, nine on the Christie scale, yeah. 104 00:07:53,493.601 --> 00:07:59,163.601 And by the way, the Christie scale, like the, like the Richter scale is logarithmic. 105 00:07:59,403.601 --> 00:08:06,933.601 So like, like what that means is that like between one and two, two is actually 10 times more powerful than one. 106 00:08:07,113.601 --> 00:08:10,118.601 So like, and like a nine, Christie is like 10 to the nines. 107 00:08:10,388.601 --> 00:08:13,178.601 times more complicated than just like one Christie. 108 00:08:13,668.601 --> 00:08:17,578.601 I'm just saying, it's just, it gets really, it gets really complicated the further up you go. 109 00:08:17,723.601 --> 00:08:19,13.6005 I'm glad you understand that. 110 00:08:19,13.6005 --> 00:08:21,848.601 It's almost as complicated as trying to understand the logarithmic scale. 111 00:08:21,908.601 --> 00:08:24,488.601 yeah, I'm going to say that sure. 112 00:08:24,488.601 --> 00:08:28,368.601 I agree But who's your guest? And I'm going to use up all my guessing juice trying to figure that out. 113 00:08:28,378.601 --> 00:08:37,268.601 So I'm just going to leave it be and say, yes, yes, and other That is the answer to just about everything. 114 00:08:37,278.601 --> 00:08:37,638.601 Yes. 115 00:08:37,698.601 --> 00:08:38,388.601 And other math. 116 00:08:39,968.601 --> 00:08:58,828.601 So, uh, yeah, I think there's going to be more than one murder and we, we know that there, well, no, we don't, we, we find out by the end of the episode that there is one character who everybody or the police think is a suicide, but everybody else is convinced that no, So there's, there's at least two dead people in this story. 117 00:08:58,828.601 --> 00:08:59,58.601 Yeah. 118 00:08:59,68.601 --> 00:09:00,638.601 In this episode alone. 119 00:09:00,648.601 --> 00:09:00,678.601 Yes. 120 00:09:01,128.601 --> 00:09:04,378.601 Um, so I think that there is going to be. 121 00:09:04,868.601 --> 00:09:18,908.601 A one serial killer who's come out of retirement, and I think that that is going to be one of the murders or two of the murders are going to be taken or are going to have been the result of a serial killer. 122 00:09:19,288.601 --> 00:09:27,538.601 And then I think there's going to be a cheesemonger was slighted by somebody. 123 00:09:27,706.93333333 --> 00:09:31,316.93333333 Okay, we've gone from serial killers to cheese, sure, I'm here for you. 124 00:09:31,461.93433333 --> 00:09:32,181.93433333 And then. 125 00:09:32,551.93433333 --> 00:09:39,206.93433333 I think there's going to be somebody who was accidentally killed, So, an accidental murderer is what you're saying. 126 00:09:40,236.93433333 --> 00:09:41,56.93433333 So, manslaughter. 127 00:09:41,56.93433333 --> 00:09:46,246.93433333 There's a little bit of manslaughter in with your Yeah, uh, not planned Yeah, manslaughter. 128 00:09:46,451.93433333 --> 00:09:53,91.93433333 yeah, I know, but even manslaughter seems, accidental manslaughter, I think is the actual term. 129 00:09:53,131.93433333 --> 00:09:56,941.93433333 Like somebody is killed, but that was not the person's intention. 130 00:09:57,381.93433333 --> 00:09:59,621.93433333 I think that there was. 131 00:09:59,981.93433333 --> 00:10:05,141.93433333 Oh, I think there's also a dead and a, sorry, trigger warning, a dog. 132 00:10:05,291.93433333 --> 00:10:11,801.93433333 I think there's a dog that is accidentally killed, not meaning to, I think that's going to happen. 133 00:10:11,821.93433333 --> 00:10:14,771.93433333 know, Herd, I maybe should have like put you down to like one guess on that. 134 00:10:14,791.93433333 --> 00:10:17,881.93433333 You've got like three different guesses and like animals now, like you're like. 135 00:10:17,951.93333333 --> 00:10:20,41.93433333 think there, and then there's going to be a lover's quarrel. 136 00:10:20,246.93433333 --> 00:10:20,926.93433333 in there too. 137 00:10:21,46.93433333 --> 00:10:22,236.93433333 That is going to. 138 00:10:22,861.93433333 --> 00:10:23,401.93333333 I like this. 139 00:10:23,421.93433333 --> 00:10:23,941.93433333 I like this. 140 00:10:23,941.93433333 --> 00:10:25,111.93433333 Just more idea. 141 00:10:25,111.93433333 --> 00:10:28,671.83433333 You're not, you're, you're an idea generating machine, Herd. 142 00:10:28,671.93433333 --> 00:10:29,391.93433333 I like this. 143 00:10:29,391.93433333 --> 00:10:30,311.93433333 I appreciate this. 144 00:10:30,551.93433333 --> 00:10:32,261.93433333 Just more, just keep shooting out ideas. 145 00:10:32,261.93433333 --> 00:10:33,231.93433333 That's why you're here, Herd. 146 00:10:33,686.93433333 --> 00:10:33,966.93433333 Yeah. 147 00:10:33,966.93433333 --> 00:10:44,964.65655556 And I think that Selena was spending Time with someone who slighted the cheese monger, and I thought that that was how she got roped in, so, so Selina, okay, gotcha. 148 00:10:44,964.65655556 --> 00:10:50,666.93433333 So the Cheesemonger was the one who actually killed the body that Selina is over, and that was one of Selina's romantic. 149 00:10:50,666.93433333 --> 00:10:50,936.93433333 Yes. 150 00:10:51,396.93333333 --> 00:10:59,276.93433333 Yes, Maybe In addition, in addition to the serial killer, the accidental murderer, and the dog killer. 151 00:10:59,331.93433333 --> 00:10:59,821.93433333 Yeah. 152 00:11:01,101.93433333 --> 00:11:03,741.93433333 Yep, that was, that's, that's how I'm... 153 00:11:05,281.93433333 --> 00:11:05,891.93433333 right? I, yeah. 154 00:11:05,901.93433333 --> 00:11:14,151.93433333 It's the first episode, cast a wide Well, and I wasn't, and I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to like overdo, I guess I am kind of a try hard. 155 00:11:14,451.93333333 --> 00:11:15,707.93433333 I just meant that... 156 00:11:15,776.93433333 --> 00:11:22,996.93433333 Like Agatha Christie, right? There are all these different stories that these different stories, all different people doing different things. 157 00:11:23,336.93433333 --> 00:11:33,886.93433333 and so, and everybody thinks that everything is connected, but it turns out it is not except for the people being in the same environment, Okay. 158 00:11:33,936.93433333 --> 00:11:35,641.83433333 everybody's doing their own thing. 159 00:11:35,981.93433333 --> 00:11:37,491.93433333 In their own time. 160 00:11:37,571.93433333 --> 00:11:41,72.93433333 And so that's why I came up with all those different options. 161 00:11:41,278.601 --> 00:11:53,638.601 How about you, Jacob? So, I only came up with one guess, and my guess is that the person that Selena is over, she didn't kill him, obviously, I mean, she's, she's one of the good guys. 162 00:11:53,688.601 --> 00:11:53,998.601 Yeah. 163 00:11:54,698.601 --> 00:12:17,128.601 She didn't kill this person this person was an informant this person said meet me here in this apartment And I'm going to give you some information about what's going on and then the real killer killed that person to frame Mabel so I think the real killer just did this to frame Mabel And I think the real killer is into it because someone wanted their apartment Huh! That's it. 164 00:12:17,138.601 --> 00:12:19,138.601 So it's a real estate story. 165 00:12:19,148.601 --> 00:12:19,305.601 Yeah. 166 00:12:19,433.601 --> 00:12:20,113.601 It's all about money. 167 00:12:20,173.601 --> 00:12:21,53.601 It's all about money and real estate. 168 00:12:21,83.601 --> 00:12:22,73.601 That's what I say right now. 169 00:12:22,293.601 --> 00:12:22,463.601 Yeah. 170 00:12:22,513.601 --> 00:12:23,203.601 That's where I'm at. 171 00:12:23,293.601 --> 00:12:28,653.601 Some unknown person framed Selena and set this up to get an apartment in the building. 172 00:12:29,658.6 --> 00:12:30,228.601 I like it. 173 00:12:30,338.601 --> 00:12:31,178.6 It's neat. 174 00:12:31,258.601 --> 00:12:32,88.601 It's clean. 175 00:12:32,98.601 --> 00:12:32,398.601 Tidy. 176 00:12:32,838.601 --> 00:12:33,508.601 Tidy. 177 00:12:33,708.602 --> 00:12:34,158.602 Yeah. 178 00:12:34,338.602 --> 00:12:35,148.602 Truthful. 179 00:12:35,988.602 --> 00:12:37,618.602 People need real estate right now. 180 00:12:37,953.601 --> 00:12:38,433.601 It's true. 181 00:12:39,918.601 --> 00:12:40,428.601 Okay. 182 00:12:40,908.601 --> 00:12:42,438.601 Well, we'll see. 183 00:12:42,873.601 --> 00:12:43,663.601 We'll find out. 184 00:12:43,828.6005 --> 00:12:44,148.601 find out. 185 00:12:44,148.601 --> 00:12:46,218.6 We'll see you at the next episode. 186 00:12:46,233.701 --> 00:12:48,963.601 of Only Murders in the Building. 187 00:12:49,198.601 --> 00:12:52,303.601 And we'll let you know how our opinions change? Yeah, if they do. 188 00:12:52,403.601 --> 00:12:52,898.601 If they do. 189 00:12:52,928.601 --> 00:12:56,783.601 I mean, I think you're kind of, yeah, I mean, you've got a lot of options to have a lot of options. 190 00:12:57,233.601 --> 00:12:59,653.601 I'd like to see what happens with you. 191 00:12:59,718.601 --> 00:13:12,748.602 If you are suddenly like, no, I think this actually has to do with a trip, uh, where, they went on a yacht trip to, the Seychelles. 192 00:13:13,248.602 --> 00:13:14,713.602 Is that how you say that? Mm. 193 00:13:14,908.602 --> 00:13:16,718.602 or let's say Turks and Caicos. 194 00:13:16,728.602 --> 00:13:17,28.602 Sure. 195 00:13:17,308.602 --> 00:13:25,388.6015 And then it just, and then there was a storm and they nearly died and they weren't helpful. 196 00:13:25,388.6015 --> 00:13:30,348.601 And so, yeah, maybe there's like a sliding doors thing that happens. 197 00:13:30,478.602 --> 00:13:31,628.602 You might Sliding doors. 198 00:13:33,488.602 --> 00:13:34,988.602 We're getting into alternate realities. 199 00:13:35,28.602 --> 00:13:35,558.602 Okay. 200 00:13:36,222.12424385 --> 00:13:39,72.12424385 Alright, well, we'll keep watching and we'll let you know what happens. 201 00:13:39,122.12424385 --> 00:13:40,92.12424385 I mean, you already know what happens. 202 00:13:40,92.12424385 --> 00:13:41,562.12424385 We're the only people who doesn't know what happens. 203 00:13:41,592.12424385 --> 00:13:43,982.12424385 We'll let you know if our guesses change as we find out what happens. 204 00:13:44,47.10341052 --> 00:13:44,437.10241052 See you soon. 205 00:13:50,425.79405067 --> 00:13:51,535.79405067 Hey everybody. 206 00:13:51,715.79405067 --> 00:13:52,615.79405067 Thanks for listening. 207 00:13:52,735.79405067 --> 00:13:54,85.79405067 We really appreciate it. 208 00:13:54,235.79405067 --> 00:13:56,725.79405067 and now we want to hear from you. 209 00:13:57,205.79405067 --> 00:14:06,10.79405067 Tell us your guesses, your scores, and your suggestions for what shows we should watch next Go to our website, clue dunit podcast.com, 210 00:14:06,160.79405067 --> 00:14:09,970.79405067 or email us at clue dunit podcast gmail.com. 211 00:14:10,285.79405067 --> 00:14:15,355.79405067 or find us on Instagram and Facebook at Clue Done Podcast or on Twitter at Clue. 212 00:14:15,355.79405067 --> 00:14:15,715.79405067 Done. 213 00:14:16,120.79405067 --> 00:14:23,560.79405067 And if you like the podcast, please rate us and review us on Spotify or Apple Podcast to help us get the word out. 214 00:14:23,740.79405067 --> 00:14:26,500.79405067 And maybe you'll hear your review read on the show. 215 00:14:27,160.79405067 --> 00:14:32,590.79405067 Wanna be a clued done it private investigator? 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