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Took'd Presents: WAS IT A DISAPPEARANCE? (Episode 1)

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Episode 1: WAS IT A DISAPPEARANCE?

True crime idiot Bo Brimley believes her husband has gone missing. To find out more about missing persons, she interviews new friend Jamie Cardelini about the disappearance of his husband, a Donald Duck mascot. She also gives a call to Detective Mullins about her case. 

 

About Rekha: 

Rekha Shankar is a comedian in Los Angeles. Credits include JFL: New Faces - Creators, NBC's Grand Crew, Hulu's Animaniacs, The New Yorker, and pun competitions. Find more of her work at rekhashankar.com

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Sorry, that wasn't me. That was like, you know, you know it's called I think phantom fist. Why did you have your hand then, well it's not wasn't like my hand. It was like, you know, like phantom limb. I think it was like phantom knock. What did it already start? I mean I was just kind of sort of hearing him out. He says he has phantom Have you heard of this? Phantom phantoms? Phantom rist? Thank you? The only

one out of the three of us phantom. There are I think seven hundred thousand cases a year diagnosed a phantom fist, and they're all they're all self diagnosed, and so you know it's right, it's real. Well, I'm so happy you kind of were afflicted with this disease now and at my door because it's the big meeting of all the self diagnosed afflictions. Phantom fist is number one. Is number one, phantom fist. It sounds like a rock band or something or dirty dirty you put your hands together.

Is that your pitch is? This is where you're coming into pitch us. No, but let me write that down, write that down, and no, I also see your writing that. Kevin Spacey will host it. No, take his name off and producing. Look Will. Yeah, I'm going to use this word again. Gang busters. He's been using it all week. Well, it is going gangbusters. That's what I just said. That's what, that's what, and that's what Variety said. Don't fluff up. Hey, you know what? You know what Variety is also saying.

They're saying there two for two? Can they pull the trifecta? I don't know. It depends on your big pitch. Do you know what the Canadian term for a nit cap is? I should know this soft helmet? No, a nit ski cap um. Oh, it's not bon bon, that's candy. I just took. I believe it's croissan. No, I don't think that's right. It's called a tuk Oh. Interesting, Okay, I'm I'm liking this so far. It's it's a Canadian educational

Is it about a Canadian woman who makes hats? No, but it's it's kind of in the the pronunciation area of this next project. Okay, I'm listening. This show is called toocked, tucked, apostrophe, took. Yeah, it's a little play on words past tense, taken, took, coocked. Okay, So like I took. I took my guz down blood blood glock. Okay, interesting, I took my athletic greens shipment and put it in a separate Ramikin so for easy scooping in the morning.

The hell is Ramikin Little Bowl Canadian, Canadian. So what's this show? Took? Took? Is the creation of Ka Shankar d r is a young talent. Like all of the talents so far, I'm really liking this so far, and she has created a gritty true crime podcast hosted by Bo Brimley. She believes her husband was kidnapped and murdered due to his absence for the last forty eight hours, when in fact, every sign points to the fact that he left her. Oh this happens to me all the time.

Once a month, I go, where did that guy go? He must have died, But but then I find out that he just left. You're just trying to convince yourself that he he didn't straight up leave you, but the evidence starts to mount that probably just left. That must be hard. I've never experienced it. Mm hmm. It seems like bou Brimley has Wait, what tell us more about Rika? You guys know, I mean she's a story editor for NBC's Grand Crew. There's a Comedy Central animated show. She's

a staff writer for which I can't go into. Yeah, I guess it's yeah, it's it's a top secret for that um. She was recently was a staff writer for Hulu's and Amaniac. Love them they're so they're always wild enough to ship. And of course head writer performer for College Humors Hardly working series. We love Breakas so much. I can't wait to hear more about bow Right. That is a name of a podcaster right there. There's only what it could be a distant what. I don't know.

You're gonna have to listen to find out. Well, you are so good at this. You have to listen to you know, this true crime thing. I'm so happy we're corner in the market on that because these are huge podca If you can land one of these big birds, the big bird, right on the air, right on the deck of the aircraft carrier, can you say something for me, Yes, Dan bird, damn bird. And with that, let's listen to Tooked, A Flash of Light, an angry Fight, no luggage, insight,

my darkest night. I'm Bo Brimley and my husband went missing a few days ago, so I decided to start a podcast to get to the bottom of where he is so my baby can come home. This is Tooked. Welcome everyone to the first and I hope only episode of this podcast. Again. I'm Bo and my husband Greg has been missing, and I just kind of wanted to talk about it with you guys before we get into it.

It was a dark and a stormy night around half past eleven, and sure we had just gotten into a fight, but you know, I didn't think anything of it, like and crashed. I went to bed. I heard him saying, I'm not gonna stick around forever. I said, fuck you, what to bed? Agree? I never do that, that's something unusual that happened. And fell asleep, kind of jostle away here and shuffling folding zippers, and I thought, okay, he's doing late night laundry. There's probably done of jeans, trying

to make sure there's no crumbs in the zippers. Who's on zipping the so is what he does. And then I woke up in the morning and I don't know what happened. He was just gone, um and I tried to think through all the possibilities. He's milked to the fridge.

We had plenty of non almost too much. Then I saw his car was missing, all of his clothes, his wedding ring was left behind, and I thought, oh, my fucking god, he's been taken and someone took him, and and it's just I'm reeling and I've tried to contact the authorities. They say I have to wait a certain amount of time, and it's just the legal systems. Fox. They've always said that to my close friends, but now that I have a platform, I'd like to say it

out loud to my audience. The legal systems. He's messed up and we have to stop it today. So to kind of speak to all of this and what it is like to have a partner go missing. Um, I've brought on. I guess this is a guest who saw me crying in the supermarket and came up to me. I was really kind, and as I was explaining that my husband was missing, he was actually in a really similar spot. So I think we're kind of like soul siblings in that way. So please welcome up Jamie Cardellini. Hey,

thank you, thank you for having me. I was really

concerned when I saw you. You just soaked the whole box of wheaties with your tears in that aisle, and uh, you know, I had to say something Jamie that was really really kind because I had been there, quite honestly, for like a few hours and not a soul came up to me, and it was just like absolutely heartbreaking, and like whets was his favorite thing for dinner, and it was just like I couldn't I couldn't even look at the box and it was it was like one

of the athletes he like too. So it's just really paidful. Sorry, bo, I'm sorry. You know you didn't you didn't mention that that wheaties was his favorite thing to do it. The way you put it was that you made sure it was his favorite thing for dinner. Right. I don't know if he agreed quite, but sure I understand. Well yeah, I mean if I'm if he's like, what's for dinner, I'm like, it's Wheatie's night. I'm assuming that that's fun

and that he likes it. It's it's nice, it's good rough, right, right, Well, yes, you know, you're right. We had to have a similar circumstances. I was telling you about my sorry, it's so hard to brought my head around. But my husband Ramond went missing. I'm sure you know the drama of finding out he was leaving job at Disneyland places Donald Duck, the Donald Duck mascot and that one. Yeah, we actually had a final call and I still remember. I remember, like yesterday,

you know, he picked, he had to stay. He picked. I called him up, but it was around six pm, right when before his CHIF ended, and he said he had to stay in care because he was still at work. So the last moment of him I remember is just him saying he was you know, a kid came over and he had pro and Donald U bantrooms. He didn't really sailing an hour and then I never I never did. I wish we could all hear such last words from our loved wood. I mean, that is that is beautiful.

That's the thing that he'll probably remember. I should get like a lock if that says that or something like that's so appropriate. You yeah, thank you. I have actually commissioned one, and I went to Tiffany's and um their writing one out for me. It's hard to spell the roads, you know, with all the added syllables because he was doing the Donald Duck boys. But that's what they get paid to doue. Don't let them tell you otherwise. You know that's true. So how are you coping? I mean,

it's about the same as you. I mean my husband's last words chiefs. I mean it is. You know, he said, I'm not going to stick around forever. And he said it's sort of like angrily, and I mean, I wish I had known that that just like your thing of like see you in an hour. He's like, I'm not gonna stick around forever. It's isn't working, you know. I wish I had that was gonna be the last thing

he said. We got an argument. This isn't really a matter, but we got under an argument and and then I don't know how I didn't hear someone must have just broken into the house and taken him and taking all of his stuff. And like I'm a deep sleeper, but like fuck, because I feel like it's like my fault. Sorry taking Also all this stuff was backed and gone as well. I mean, who's to say if it was packed?

I heard packing. But also sometimes we do laundry late at night, if you know, tucking into some food or whatever. And you get a little messy, you put the laundry in and like so like, yeah, all the cases were gone, and his farm was gone. All his like books and stuff, we're gone, and like all all of his work stuff

was spot. This laptop was spot, which is so hard for me because like he loved working and he was always out working and um, yeah, it was just really hard and like they just took everything, and like they just like took everything and they took him and it's like, I don't know if you're trying to do some some perverted thing where they like make a little version of his house to make him happy where they put him or something by taking all this stuff. But I mean,

you get it, no, you know. I mean I have obviously been doing a lot of research into missing persons after this, after the month, but I gotta say, that's not a scenario that comes up very often that a kidnapper makes a little house version of somebody to perversely torture them. Oh my god, do you think this is the first case? Uh? But but I want to be delicate about this, but it sounds like you guys had an argument and maybe he was feeling like he wanted

to get out. His last words were quite specifically, he's not going to be around forever. Um, is it possible, Oh, is it possible that it's a you know, it's possibly left? No, well, he definitely, I mean, for sure he was taken. He loves Oh. I get that. But are you suggested that he did it on purpose? It's not my place to say, really, but I just want to point out that Gramont went missing. Missing. You know, I call the police and all of his

stuff was still very much at our place. Okay, Well, not to be feisty, but like, okay, it sounds like when you were doing that Donald Duck boys, he sounded pretty agitated too, like maybe you guys were in a fight or something. Maybe he left you. So no, no, he was not. He was not agitated. He was doing the Donald Duck tantrum for the children that were nearby,

in order to for the child. What if there were no children, what if he was like on his why why would he have a genuine tantrum and Donald Druck voice? If he was actually upset with me, he wouldn't do a Donald Duck tantraum. He would just have a tant I don't aim to know Raman and I never have. I don't know if that's just a thing that he does or something. It's not okay. If anything, I'm the one who helped support him learning all the various Disney

mascots that he had to play over the years. Alright, he ran them all by me multiple times. Oh wow, Okay, Well, so you think you're better than me because your partner knows all this stuff. Well what what kind of mascots did you help him with? Because my husband I had a pretty supportive relationship too. What did you help him how? I helped them learn how to do Steamboat Mickey? Okay, that's pretty good. Okay, what are the other Disney characters? I helped him do the Chipmunks? I help him learn

how to do chipmunk voice naturally raising his register. You know. So it's like that was really good. It's so crazy because I think they just speed up regular voices to do those characters. But you are right, someone on how like freaking learn that if they were the live version of Alvin or something. Yeah, I don't know how to make your voice very high pitched. Look, I'm sorry, I don't mean to. It's okay. We both said things and then you said things you didn't mean. So it's okay,

it's okay, So I got it. It's just we're both stressed. You know, when when someone's gone and you don't you don't know, if they're screaming for you and you can't even hear them, it's hard, you know, you just want so desperately to to know they're okay and bring them

home safely, you know. Sure, Now I don't want to bring this up again, but at the grocery store, I did notice you were looking at your phone and you did get a text from your husband that said bye, said goodbye, right right, Well, yeah, I got that text, but that was like so like that text was from

earlier and I was looking at it. It was from earlier that morning, so it wasn't super since so there's no way to really know what that was sort of connect you and like it could honestly, honestly, what's fun? What's fun? Okay? I've always told him this, his his stupid past quote in his phone is too easy to guess. It's eight four one two, it's way too easy to guess. That would be like the first thing I literally guessed. So my thought also, I first saw, Oh my god,

did gart just sextod bye? Why would he do that? He's been kidnapped? And then I was like, oh, my funking god, kidnappers got into his phone and are pretending to be right. Sure, absolutely, okay? Hearing me fall out better? Okay? Can I ask? I always love, especially since Grig went missing around twenty four hours ago. I was love hearing like proposal stories. It was a mute you know, we both planned to propose to each other at the same

time and didn't even know it. It was incredible. We were at Disneyland and we were in front of the Magic Castle. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I get down one knee and Ramand has done on one knee at the same time. And I started to say Ramon, and he says because he's still the character obviously, because he's at work. And I say, Ramon, I've known you for the longest time and always loved you, and he said, and I say, I want you to be demand of my dreams. And I put a ring on his big handwing and he

gives me a regular human ring. A bunch of children around us are crying in their parents last because they're so confused about what's going on. You know what, why is Donald Duck fraternizing with a human being in the first part. I'm sure they'd be really scared for days. Did Yeah, yeah, we did. He actually gotten a lot of he got I got him in a lot of trouble for it, which was unfortunately. So it actually ended quite sadly the proposal story. We were reprimanded by Michael

Eisner at the time. This was many years ago that the proposed will happened. Yeah, so it was actually a hard, sad story. But I didn't mean to make this sad. It's just Oh, it's okay, it's okay. That was a beautiful story. Can I ask you about your proposal story? Yeah, so we were at the mall and um, we're at um onions. Do you have those onions? And the problem? Oh yes, I'm sorry, yes, yes, yes, I'm again. I'm so used to hearing Donald Duck voice this stuff that.

Oh no, I totally get it. You're having a code switch. I got it. We were at an audience and you can order off the menu there, so I ordered a hol your thing. They don't like to make it, but they'll do it. So I was doing that and I said you should get married. I was like, what the It was like, come on, let's get married. And it kind of similar to your story. We kind of argued about it for like thirty five minutes and then he

agreed and it was this beautiful moment. And that's honestly about how long it takes him to make the halopenia proctually. Really don't like doing it. So by the time, you know, by the time I said please, it was ready and uh we shared that halopenia pretzel. We were officially engaged. It was It's the best day of my life. Wow. That is a that is a happy story. I just want to point out, just for continuity, sick, since we're on the record here, that's not that's not similar to

how it might happen at all. But but that's nice. That's a nice story. Okay. I mean, I guess we all view your magic moments as special and unique. But you know, it's a it's all proposals, right. It just sounds like a big part of your guy's relationship was was arguments. Oh my god, if you can't argue with your partner, than are you even been a relationship? You know, breakfast lunch in our snacks, were arguing all day. Now, let me ask you something that might be a sticky question.

How has your relationship been with law enforcement during this time? Getting them to answer your calls, tracked down your husband. They were quite helpful, actually, especially right away. You know, they immediately filed uh an f I R. And they sent out a search party and stuff. It's been They've been quite nice so far. Obviously it's been a harrowing time, but I think they're they're really on the ball, you know,

which is nice. They really take these cases seriously and the moment they see the merit and it they attack at full of por So hats off to them, wouldn't you agree? What neighborhood do you live in? Uh Anaheim, right near Disneyland? Yeah, okay, I love katting her there. We must have different people, because my law enforcement are a bunch of whole home bags of crap. They're not doing anything for me. I'm calling, I'm calling, They're giving

me lip let me show you. Okay. So I've got this detective assigned to my case, Detective Molins, right, oh, Detective Mullins. Yeah, he's the best, you know him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he helped out as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Initially it was mainly the Disney police that were helping out, and then they were like, you should reach out to more

of the city. Okay. I don't want to play this card, but this is definitely a Disney and not Disney person thing, okay, where they help out the Disney heads more than they help out the regular civilians or something. Because this man does not give me the time, I'm gonna call this man. Okay, this is absolutely periodic. This Mullins. Oh high, Detective Mollins, I'm doing air quotes. This is Bo Brimley again for the third time or tenth time today. Yeah, Mrs Real.

They have to stop calling me, please, I'll stop calling you. Would you give my freaking case the time of day like you did to my friend Jamie CARTERLINI over here, Oh it's Mr CARTERLINI there. Yes, hey, Mr CARTERLINI. It's a pleasure hearing you. I feel like we're off the clock, so to speak. It's a little fun. Yeah, that's kind of nice. Good. Yeah, we're doing everything we can. Thank you. Stop having this little brother kiss fast. Okay, I don't want to hear any of this. You're helping him find

his husband ramant, and meanwhile I'm getting ghost crickets. I've told you several times, it was Frimley, that your case is not a missing person's case. Do you think it's a murder? No, it's open shut. Your husband left yet who's opening who? Who opened it? You've opened, I'm closing. I didn't open this a kidnapp or open our door

into I think we're ultimately saying the same thing. Somebody came into my house and robbed me of my husband, just like somebody came into Mr Cardalini's Donald Duck costume and robbed him of himself. Right, we're not saying any of the same words at all. Ever, your husband, after an altercation, got in his car with his It was a fight, not an altercation, so be precise. Language is actually powerful. Excuse me, a fight and drove away from

you and your home. Okay, Wow, it's over. Ms. Brimley, Wow, Okay, it's not a true love like the Cardlini's I'll say that, thank you. Wow. Okay, Okay. How is Jamie's case more legitimate than mine? Huh oh, it's very forty eight hours. There's no no contact. There's very clearly signs of a struggle. We've been investigating a lot of the Disney gangs, of course, you know the Disney gangs, and knew he was getting

into some bad stuff. He was in debt to the Space Mountain crew, so I know there's something full happen over there. We're looking into the making machine guns, We're looking into the goof troop, you know, all the gangs over there. You know. I wish I could get my hands in there a little more. I'm just not allowed at Disneyland anymore. Oh why are you not allowed at Disney? My son vandalized the Hall of Presidents? What did he do? He pooped on Millard Fillmore? That feels like it should

be Okay? Am I crazy? I don't know he ates them. I don't know why that feels fine to me. It's not like one of the guys. He's up there though, he's got a spot, you know, and there pretty sanctimonious about it. You know. They gave us a lot of guff so I can't go in there, you know. But we're tracking these gangs outside. Do you have like a yelp or is that only for restaurants? Yeah? Restaurants and

other places like stations and stuff. I guess. Okay, well, if you have some sort of web page, please email it to me or mail it to me, because I would like to write a review for you. And it will be bad because you are clearly showing classic Disney bias. Okayney, it's propaganda and it's worst. Clearly that's buies because you're showing Disney bias and Mr Cardilini by taking his case more seriously than my case, which is almost exactly the same.

So I will be filing something with somebody sometime soon. Detective mullins, Okay, you do that, Miss Brimley, And in the meantime, I'm gonna be working hard on the Cardilini case. Wow. This is classic, classic, classic story where non Disney hands have to advocate for themselves because law enforcement and people don't believe them. So you know what, if I got to find my husband's single handedly, that's fine. Okay, that's fine.

And if any of you guys listening out there see my husband, Greg Brimley, you help me bring him home. Bring him home, no matter how you have to. You can pull him by the shirt, you can put a bunch of wheaties on a stick and see if he comes and follows that, bring my Greg home. Okay, Yeah, I want to emphasize the word single handedly that you mentioned there, because that means you will stop calling me. Correct. I will call you as often as I want and

whatever time I want. Okay, you do that? Yeah, sure, I will show up at your house. I will show up at your birthday. I will show up at a funeral. You don't know where my birthday is. My wife doesn't even know what my birthday is. Is sad. I know I'm not in a healthy relationship, which is why I want these card leads to get back together. We all love Thank you. Wow, I think that relationship sounds fucked up, honestly, sorry,

it occurs my relationship. Yeah, what do you mean it sounds you The entirety of your relationship with your husband has been a string of the arguments you told me. I'm looking at the print outs of text messages you have on this usual suspects while of yours. Literally all it is is you saying you have a weird shape penis, over and over to your husband. No wonder you left. Literally everybody knows that, but you didn't even ask me what shape it was. Okay, you want to ask, Yeah,

I'm curious. A star hew like like you're piping rose into hot oil. No, I freaking wish. I'm talking five points. Like picture a pen in a school store that has a star on top, so the head of it is point, it's a star. And then I get the flat we're not conceiving kids. Oh well, the w it's always a woman's fault, just because she says, oh, you're a disgusting dick. Alright, I'm sorry I brought it up. Yeah, yeah, so maybe you'll think next time before you come out, I mean

making fun of my husband who's missing. Okay, well before I hang up on you, Mr Carlin. It's actually fortuitous because we've had a break. Oh my god, we found a feather, a tail feather? Are you shirt snuck? Gregs Greg sometimes more boas And we've triangulated the space the area of Anaheim where we believe he may be hidden. Oh my god, we have our best men on it. We're sending the dogs out. It's leghornscrew, it's fun on legos grew. Yeah, WB got in on this and they're

coming over. That's it's a it's an indoor park rivalry, and there are there two men that they captured because fog one is huge. So I don't know if you could pick up two man. No, no, there's no evidence of two Okay, okay, I had some information for you that to help track it down. Loans. A couple of weeks ago, I saw him at home and I could hear the call again. He was in characteristic often this. He was on a call and he said, I'll pay

your back down. And then I heard from the other side say, if your old pearls boff rod, you're gonna be in a world of trouble loss. And then he plat and then I asked him what was going on and he just hung up and he said, I'm making some anians. He was making some onions. This all adds up. This is this is huge. Thank you so much for thank you. We've been also spotting a lot of chicken hawks running around. Chicken hawks, yes, the tiny little chicken hawks.

His little friend is that chicken hawks strong? Could he carry a big man like my husband? Sh come on, take my husband, okay, save one of your dogs, then one of your dogs look out for my husband. He smells like cheetahs. His name is Greg. Send one of them, will send the smallest one and our dumbest How about that? Okay, would that make you? Got call me for a couple of days. Oh, so you're gonna send goofy? How dare you? I'm hanging up? Yeah? Good for nothing, fucking detective, you

see what I'm dealing with. My god, Jamie, thank you for coming on. I'm sorry that that your husband is gone. I'm happy there's a lead. Maybe it's also a double lead, you know, do you know two leads at the same time. So so I'm I'm fingers crossed for for both of us here. Oh, your husband left you, and I hope you deal with it, Okay over the coming weeks. I will because you're right, he did leave me in a flurry of kidnapping, So I I I am fully aware of that and it really kills me. It cuts me

to my core. So if you guys have found my husband who left in a flurry of kidnapping, please please contact us. All the information is in the details of this podcast, and thank you so much for listening. Bring my Greg Home hashtag bring my Greg Home. M

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